 This bounces an end zone for the boys, don't it? Nope, it stops right there, doesn't it? Nice. I'm gonna get a safety. I'm ready to play Apex right now. I really am, without a doubt. What a balance, huh? Playing Apex Customs tonight. The Apex Customs has been, have been popping the last two nights, they've been lit. We've had pros, we've had Joes. We've had everybody that plays Apex in the community rocking. We have, if you guys look, we already have a leaderboard popping for the wins. You know, if you get some wins, your team pops up here on the leaderboard. Once you get a certain number of wins, you'll get cashed out with a handy from the back from Maddie. An updated circumstance happened today is that Carl cut Ward from his team. He went behind Ward's back and cut Ward for Justin from the chat. So, oh, that was almost dirty. Oh my God. Is that what the chat's deciding? That Carl's not calm? It's tough for the chat to decide that. Oh my God, dude. Like, holy shit. How is that? I feel like that was just, wow. You got Hertz? Yo, I can't lie. Skomo sent me like the year after Hertz rookie year. Skomo sent me all these Jalen Hertz rookies. I don't know what they're worth, but I gotta find them. He sent me like a gold one, a blue one, a red one. He was like, yeah, there's some Jalen Hertz in there. He's not gonna be good. Ha, ha, ha. Stupid skomo. No, I'm just covering for us. Just the angles. You guys gotta understand it's about the angles, man. It's about the angles. Holy shit. My girls, are they real? The dudes were so... Holy shit. What the fuck? Like, bro, the whole team was over there, dawg. Oh my God. Oh my God, bro. Dude just shucks some shit. I didn't think he'd run. I don't think I would run on fourth and goal. Third and goal, fourth and goal would be big nuts, but I guess after that last play, what do you expect him to do? He's not gonna try to pass into that again. He has quick one. I mean, what in the fuck happened there, dude? It's like quarters, but it's like not quarters. It's like, it's just some nasty shit. Dog, I, like, how are we not blocking it? Dog, it's like, how are we not blocking this one-footed person here, dude? We gotta get rid of them all fast, this son of a gun. Of course, why would they not let the whole team free? Right. Game, dude. Oh my God. Big sack. I mean, there's just no fucking way that we get beat right there. There's just no fucking way we get beat by that, right? There's just no way. We got a 20-yard cloud zone and we got man coverage and just nowhere to be found. I swear to God, the worst thing is somebody to back up to the 20-yard line. If they're at the eight-yard line or the five-yard line, they have no shot to score. But as soon as they back up to the fucking, like, back up to, like, 20, 18, 20-yard line, it's like, I don't know what defense to play at the 20-yard line. Just matching perfectly, aren't they? Okay, that's good. Dog, I can't block this fucking left side of the field. I can't. It's getting so much pressure on me. Come on. He's rushing three people. Come on, boys. Wow, what are these guys for y'all? Dude, I don't know who's supposed to be. Like, dude's getting cross, man, from the left side to the right side, like, just nasty right now. This guy's a known stream sniper. I mean, dude, come on, dude. We got to get through that. Dog, this is fucking unreal. Come on! Just the easiest touchdown of my life right there. And we're, like, getting shetted by three people. We really don't, like, this is definitely show go right here. Matter of fact, now you call it time to kick in the field. What do we think about the new Barbie? There's just no way that was, like, close to it. Just swat. Just swat. And one of you guys got to get to the ball. You don't raise your boots. Let's go, CJ. Man, how do you quick snap that? Play this, do this. Dog, come on. Give this man intentional grounding one time for the boys, please. There's just no way. There's no way that, dog. Dog, how are we nowhere to be found? How is that the best blocking of all time? Dog, there's just no way, dude. Who the fuck attacks to me? And we're getting onside kicked in July, dude. Dude, grow some nuts. And of course, he gets it. Why wouldn't he just onside kick perfectly? This is insanity, man. Dog, dog, how are we, like, losing content? Dog, how are they just let him get away with throwing his throw away? Dude, we have to stop this run better right now. We really do. Like, dog, how are we this, like, this is the best inside zone I've ever seen? Dog, there's no way I got to under pressure. Is that a real, like, dog? There's just no way we got to under pressure. God, you're a fucking moron, dude. The worst part about Earl is that there's people that have to listen to him in real life every day. Dog, where did this arm come out? Dog, dog, I'm telling you, quarters is just the most random shit in the world, dude. There is no rhyme or reason why quarters works. There's just zero, none. Let's go. I get mine back, game. Come on, here we go. Little bit of love for those that watch. Oh yeah, that's a good one. Oh my God. All right, we know how we want to stop this here. Life, it's just no way you kick a pillow over here, dude. That was good defense. I set up for the quick will. I set up my entire defense for that quick will pass play. When it bounced, oh man, I didn't bounce. Our 44 seconds to timeouts is plenty, dude. I'm honestly so over the match that I'm going to motion over every play. I really am. You know, I'm just so over this. We will take this 10 yards up and down the field easily. We're going to run straight zone. This could be man, though, the way he just, he's in 35 for the first time now. That's a bad play. It's not worth, not worth. I mean, that was just like bad. Like, I got to be able to get that ball off and like get some yards there. Like, that was the worst. Man, this zone's on the line right now. Ah. No way we, oh my God. How do we not break that tackle with him? And I swear someone got all the pressure in the world on me right now. I thought he'd break that tackle glowing and somehow I caught the ball to two steps and still knocked it up. I swear somebody got pressure on me. Like two people. I can't even see it. Cause this game sucks, dude. It sucks. It's an embarrassment this God damn game. Why don't we have this feature when two replays work the whole time? Highlights, highlights. But you know the rules, boys. Lunch lady, lunch lady, lunch lady. Carl cut ward, Carl cut ward. Carl blamed ward, Carl blamed ward. It's ward bad, it's ward bad. It's ward bad, ward bad, ward good. Ward, shoot, straight. Ward, ward, ward. I don't think this guy like, bro. If we can hit 2K before madden. Absolutely. Dog, this three man rush is giving me way too much problems. Look at the, like dog, it's nasty. I mean, look how big these nails are. They're so good, these ones. Vic actually got out of there. Vic got out of there on a scramble. Pick, pick. Bro, he caught that with the knockout? Did you all see that? There's just no way. Where's the, that's deep zone. Oh, there's no way, like, man. Come on with the onsite kicks. This is so corny, man. It really is, like beyond corny. Like, come on, dude, just play mad. Dog, like, there's no way y'all getting this much pressure on me right now. Come on, boys. Stop letting him throw that. Dog, like, where is he even throwing the ball? The defense, boys, good defense. Good defense, boys, good defense. God, we're getting baggy. AJ! We are surgical. Surgical. Love a neck plate. Oh, end the game right there. That's the whole game is ended. Could be another one. We're just flirting with danger right now. Bro, there's, like, no way. We're just, like, oh my God, dude. There's just no way. That ice is just real football right now. This bounces an end zone for the boys, don't it? Nope, it stops right there, doesn't it? Nice. I'm gonna get a safety. I'm ready to play Apex right now. I really am, without a doubt. What a bounce, huh? Yo, we drop the pick from the D-Line and drops the pick to make it 28 to seven. Literally makes it 28 to seven right there. And here we are now, because Chad Johnson wants to go right here like a f***ing pot. This is just great right here. It wasn't a scum kick. The thing is, I don't want to fill the ball in the 10-yard line. I want it to bounce into the end zone. So I take the chance that it's gonna bounce into the end zone, right? Because that'll save me two seconds. I have 13 seconds on all my timeouts. That could be two plays. If I run the ball out and it's 10 seconds, that's only one play then. So I want the ball to go into the end zone, but I get unlucky and it doesn't go into end zone. Literally the only player on the field is on a streak. Everybody else is on a slant. We give up a streak down the middle of the, it's just f***ing miserable, dude. It really is. Dog, how in the world are these like dog? There's just no f***ing way, dude. That people are just, and look, now we're losing. Just like that. We go from a pick six to end the f***ing game. Now we're losing. Nice, dude. Oh my God, dude. All we gotta do is catch that one pick. We catch that one pick. He's f***ing cooked. Another one, chatters. Do y'all see it? Do you see it? I mean, God, dude, can we like, I mean, could one of my three people get any type of pressure here, boys? Please, somebody. Somebody, please, thank you. Please, Jesus, thank you. Just let him hold the ball a little bit. He's gonna make a mistake. The best pass, honestly. Ladies, I'm telling you, they're just, they're lost looking for plays and they're looking for s***. Absolutely f***ing lost, dude. Good job, God, that's so high-powered. My defense is toxic. Just playing man coverage and putting zones and mixing it up and blitzing. I feel like I was just moving the ball around. Dude, I almost lost where Twitter was because this is a giant X.