 This section is a feature of the Hearst Sunday newspapers everywhere it offers the very highest ranking humorous of the day Will Rogers, Oh Macintyre, Arthur Bugs Bear, Sam Hellman, Milt Gross, and also Spritely cartoons drawn by famous artists. Here's the greatest array of laugh provokers ever gathered together in one side-splitting section. Let's go! Shirters high above the street. Let's hear what they're saying. I can step right into that window there. Okay. I wonder who lives in there? Such me. Okay. What is it, lady? Lady, but we've got to get this building up. Modern or formula, in it you will find not only first-hand glimpses of famous people, but interesting observations on the lives of those who are merely obscure figures that pass in the crowd. One of Macintyre's most amusing ideas struck him while visiting a dentist, and the following is the whimsical situation that passed through his mind. All patients waiting, nurse? There's just one, doctor. Is he there by appointment? No, but he's been waiting a long time. Well, you can send him in now. Yes, doctor. I mean, sir, the doctor will see you. Oh, thanks. Good afternoon. What can I do for you? Well, I was walking along the street and it came over me worse than ever. Have you had it long? All my life. Well, that's too bad. Just get in the chair and I'll have a look. Thanks. I really hate to bother you, but I just couldn't hold out any longer. No bother at all. I'm sorry that you had to wait so long. Oh, I didn't mind. Do you happen to have a small piece of paper? Will a sheet of this memo pad do? Fine. I hope I can remember how to do this. How to do what? How to make one of those little paper boats we made when we were kids. Paper boats? Which tooth is it that's giving you the most trouble? Oh, I haven't any toothache. You haven't? Then what are you here for? Well, here's how it is. You see this little bowl with the revolving stream of water beside the chair here? Yes, yes, of course. Well, all my life I've wanted to sail a boat in one of those things. Oh, next stop, off the bus back. Trolley car system as well. Last fall, a stranger from out of town stepped on a rough town trolley and here's what happened. Yes, madam, but it only stops there on signal. We're hoisting their signal. This is recorded in his column in the Hearst Sunday newspapers. The scene is just outside a Hollywood picture house where a new movie is being previewed. A great many celebrities are arriving and one of them is the star of the picture. We'll call him Gerald Waverly. That isn't his real name, but it'll serve our purpose. We find Mr. Waverly just stepping from his limousine and being greeted by an attendant. My picture doesn't disappoint them. Oh, it won't. You haven't disappointed them in the past. Nice of you to say that. Say that certainly as a crowd. What's going on back there? There's some kind of excitement. I can't quite make it out. Seems to be someone fighting their way through them all. Yeah, it looks like it. She's having a time of it. Look, her clothes are all torn. She'll get hurt if she don't want you out. She's headed right this way. Oh, maybe she wants to see you. Probably just one of my dear public. Oh, just a minute, just a minute. Oh, please. Did you want to see me? Yes. Will you please sign my autograph album? Why, certainly. Oh, thank you so much. Not at all. There you are. Oh, gee. That's awful nice of you. Is that your name? Gerald Waverly. Why, yes. Didn't you recognize me? Oh, no. In fact, I never heard of you before. Then why do you want my autograph? Well, you see, I'm not stuck up. Of his boss, Mr. Thorndike, and whatever Mr. Thorndike does is promptly copied by Joe. Let's look in on the boss's office and see what's going on today. What's on your mind? Sit down. Well, a couple of days ago when you were talking to me, you said you was having a picture painted of your wife. That's right. It made a big hit, too. Nothing flatters a wife like having a portrait painted. Yeah, that's what I thought. So I went and had my wife's portrait painted, too. Good for you, Joe. That's great. How did she like it? Well, it's not done yet. It's coming home tomorrow. I'm going to surprise her with it. How could you do that? How could you have a picture painted without her knowing it? I fixed that by giving the portrait painter a photograph I had of her. Oh, I see. But there's one thing I want to ask you. Yes, what is it, Joe? I can't decide where's the best place to hang the picture. Where did you hang yours? Why, I hung my wife's picture in the drawing room where everybody could see it. Gee, that's too bad. Watch too bad. Well, you ain't got no drawing room in our house. Oh, I see. Well, then just put it in the parlor. Gee, that's a good idea. Oh, pardon me, Mr. Thawndyke. Yes, Miss Typer. Come in. Well, this man insists on coming to see Mr. Runt, and he won't take no for an answer. What does he want? I'll tell you what I want. I want that little guy you're talking to. He's Joe Runt, isn't he? Yes, but... Okay, Runt. Just slip these bracelets on and come on down to hit Quarters with me. Oh, gee, what's the trouble? I ain't done nothing. I know you ain't, and I'm gonna see that you don't either. Now, come along. Just a minute, officer. Now, what has Joe done? I tell you what he ain't on account of what he has done. It's on account of what he's planning to do. Yes, what's he planning to do? His wife called up this morning and said he was talking in his sleep all of last night. Well, what did he say? All night long, he was talking about whether he'd hang her in the bedroom or hang her over the fireplace. Further on this frolicksome trip by reading the March of Events and City Life section in next Sunday's Hearst newspapers. There you will find column after column of comedy written by the nation's leading humorists. There are long amusing skits by such authors as Will Rogers, OOMAC Entire, BugsBear, Milt Gross, Sam Hellman, and others. No other newspaper has such a battery of fund-makers who combine their efforts for your entertainment. There are laugh-provoking cartoons too. Brighten up your day by joining the millions of other readers who laugh every week as they enjoy these comedy articles in the March of Events and City Life section of the Hearst Sunday newspapers.