 Hotly hustle, we're here in Nottingham, we can't stop, we won't stop, Nottingham, how you doing? Evening, MCO by left introduce yourself Big starters, baby Sit down, MCO by right introduce yourself Bust out, baby Sit down, big things is going in, don't flop, let's go I'm not going to kickstart this battle by calling you fat because truth is, we've shared enough takeaways together so we won't talk about that we're going to talk about rap and the amount of bars I brought to the clash I'm going all out the tack, never forget who it is that taught you to rap before me, his bars were boring and wack so let's see how you can perform today by having your boy at your back and judges, please take note of his bar count now that you can all take most of my bars out we're only in the first round so I'm not going to go in too deep because already I can tell that the shit I've got is alarming him so I'll kickstart this battle by straight out barring him you see this right is skill, cypress hill, insane in the membrane the difference is my bars always smoke my targets and that's why I call it my pen game so I think it's about time that Sartre's order give him his marching orders, punch his spring out of nowhere like it's March in August my mind it makes thoughts debate about your escape order until your brain morphs into a higher state sort of like the Hawaii state border and I stay off the rails like a retired skateboarder I'll drop you in a lost abyss watch my lips, nothing but toxic spits found the best tactic and adopted it like foster kids this shit is a chess move I hope that you're equipped with your best you'll get kicked in the head soon because I'm about to show bouncy round houses and we ain't talking about the kitchen and bedroom don't flop, you beat old Shey and thought that he'd be topped here in a minute then he started sinking and dancing his way through bottles like he was clearly a big hit now my theory on this shit is he's weird and admits it until nearly a whiz kid career but he missed it clearly a misfit, clearly a dick shit and if he's not paid for the big starters he'll appear in his kitchen and spate my fucking baby in his base kits just being shot in the glove the first round was just being shown you all having fun it's like when it comes to the burst of that spit but wait for that second round I'm gonna start getting into some personal shit you're ready not to do that first of all this geek's a dork I wanted him to wear the black Simpson t-shirt the fat bastard would even eat my shorts as you lost sloth you were not into the novel I've got to knock you out like I was Kyle the Cobra Frosh I filed for time that's why I never trust this faker what's to jump him out of my shadow and leave me a dust and vapor jealous I'm a legend and he's nothing but a fucking waster and why is the violin manning I said no, I'll bust him later could I kill my brother, no not just for a favor but time's changing and not so it's time for you to meet your maker I'm able to tame my brother I'm the fucking Undertaker so when we know each other we drink together we're mates, right but this is war and we're back into a corner you know a snake bite you see yo I'm not gonna come and lay in fight I'm gonna bring bastards to the thing, right but there's some things we said we weren't mentioning on stage, right like I said I wasn't mentioning shit about your ex-girlfriend now your ex-girlfriend when you're gonna get it through your head you ain't what she's chosen I just lied to your motherfucking face cause promises was meant to be broke now when you keep you keep running to him but I was getting out back you used to be close but now you lost that keep going back for the sex that you got that like you're blind to the fact that she's a lost slap she's out in town everywhere you give them hot punch trying to get off in a breeze in your rock band the problem is that she loves loads of cops man that's why you will never end up with rock sex that's how you're supposed to keep that full titty bitch when your teeth look like whole city's kid who are you kidding you're not a legend we're women you beg friends for reliving it's like Bosque I'm gonna pretend until they're tempted up under me I'll get a fiver off my sister that day I'll get a number fiver off my mate, right right fuck his right no mate, go away and I don't mean he likes knobs and cocks I mean he's a fan he's literally scared of dogs and shops I give a hella to this wanker walk here to stop him to fucking ask them I'm scared of dogs this fool's weird I'm runnig he's scared of dogs he's been seeing one for two years and a shops man's scared of the shop my mother fussed that it happened you're gonna get killed by a rope and a fountain and y'all why have you ever got a fiver on your car you're all a creed mother fucker dying on this car I'm sick of tired of this scrounger so I'm firing him with bars leave him dead and buried underneath the tiles in my yard see y'all you're all coming against throwing this peak but I'm throwing it sweet I'll bend your bird over and I'm throwing it deep you think I'm blowing a sneak but I'm only a dream at least I haven't got to eat bollard in my teeth my jokes are fatter it's more on ropes for that wordplay that you rock for matter that's what I want people look at that after half princess are you his girlfriend then fucking off listen listen remember it's one minute round we love it you're an entertaining motherfucker but it's one minute round yeah that's it let's go do you want to talk personal shit that you make keep the dives down please let me tell you something about basket beating his mates hard It gets a little bit deeper time, you'll find there's a guy who can't really read between the lines. What I'm telling you all is, he's got bipolar disorder. Every time this guy speaks his mind within a second, he goes from feeling fine into a deep decline. Always worried about women that never speak online and they don't want to be friends with his dick because they can sense he's a prick. But I'm your mate, Bowsky, so let me help you a bit. I'll even try and this, if you want my advice, this is the most sensible tip. If you want to pull more women on plenty of fish, stop eating Donomy and start eating plenty of fish. His face isn't something that girls find attractive. For starters, he's got the chins, but fuck me mate, your eyes are massive. In fact, Bowsky's got such a set of googly eyes that he no longer needs a computer device. Whenever my man wants to googly sight, he just uses his eyes. But before Bowsky had to resort to online dating, he used to have a girl for life. That is right before he discovered curly fries. See you later. You know when it's like when two people meet and they find a love of which to eat with certain? Before you know it, you lose track and you can't tell the difference between a pizza turkey or a greasy burger. The whole time you're staring to her loving gaze, knowing that she's not one bit in the least concerned but Bowsky, you're not meant to get that comfortable that you actually eat your bird, man. Trying to wait, I'm kind of glad that you mentioned Roxanne, because at least I've got a bird that you can fire your shots at, because mine didn't say bye-bye when I've got fat. He's getting bigger, then she has to skate on this wigger. Bitch, what verbals forgive you? She said, Bowsky, don't throw yourself straight through the window and he said, I'll be fine as long as I can stay for me dinner. I didn't want to come here today and start spitting loads of bars about all this Ebola shit. But Bowsky's so fat, he'd have no qualms eating Ebola shit. He's the Bows dog. Well, you're scared of originality, mate, and that's why I have to beat you. And everyone knows enough of my bars have already been bitten by this fancy creature to keep barking on about your sharp fangs and teeth because since you're a dog, I guess you know all about biting the hand that feeds you. Back to Manchester, I'm going to take five sips of my strong bomb, pour some gasoline in it, and light it as a jug close. Watch the bottle spinning through the air as it flies right in from a long throw through your fucking window and sets fire to the dog's home. Now, you have a plan of problem empty in a dish. You've got, with Roxanne, you've already got plenty of fish. All right, that was a flip. And yo. And you had that, talking about fucking whatever you said. That was a bit of an end line about my bird not leaving. That was a pen lie. But fuck me, mate. Roxanne has left you about 10 times. And let, yeah. And now, let's talk, let's, yo, let's talk about your hygiene and cleaning principle. You might be on my team, but you're about to get deep and personal. I mean, look at his face and features. The shit's weird. You look closely enough you can see creatures in his beard. And I know it's not right to diss my apprentice, but mate, when was the last time you've been to a dentist? Fucking Elbrough. You want to push your teeth to six months on me? Come on, what the fuck? This fanny spit's faddling. He's a stupid heir, like Prince Harry. No, he's got stupid hair, like Prince Harry. His parents are the fattest and thinnest in his family, looking at the rest of the big daddy handsets with a feminine Chris Barry. Yo, he was like EastEnders and extras. It's Barry, except he's got a ring now, and it fits badly. And let's be real, fam, you're not even hip-hop. You're in a fucking rock band. I mean, that shit's just gayer than Gokwad. Every clup is, every clup is queen. It's played in lost profits. I'm not Matalika. Exit like Ed and Nat when I cock it. Play a drum solo with your broken bones. Break this rock man down into itty little rolling stones. I call his mum Finn Lizzie. I call his mum Finn Lizzie. My white snake wrecking the dyke. Give me that one, two, one, two, like I was checking the mic. Yo, this ugly kid Joe's just a dog who's gay. Whereas I run the MCs. Yo, what this way? And his family is weird. Half Irish half Italian, it's quite diverse. I went home from a tea and I must admit, I had nerves. Now they know I was on Mrs. Brown's boys or the Dormio advert. Luigi, Luigi. Yo, his mum's just trying to feed me on potatoes and Irish stew for every course. Well, his dad's trying to show me his mama's famous mama now a sauce. Now I'm joking. His dad walked out on this sad clown. Said he couldn't believe with a kid who had doubts. This is mad right now. The Gibson and Rocky Balboa and a spaz right now. When you step to me, I'll leave you out cold on the ground right now. I'm going to walk away like the dad you never have right now. Big things is going and that's round two. Not anybody free just around there. I'm definitely going to never slide into round three. Let's go. Keep it down, keep it down. I recently retired from Don't Flop and as soon as I retire, he retires. We've all seen how shitty he can be on his own. Well, let's not lie. You did one battle with Mr. 13 at the show. That woman you were stood on stage smoking in E-Sig. So rebellious, man. I'm surprised you've released it. I'm attacked to crush an E in a SIG on some G-shit. Take three hits, get another E and have to take it again. That's a reset. That's why his life seems odd, but I think you need a detox because if you're not careful, you'll die and leave all them tablets behind like Steve Jobs. Person, you need to give your mama a break mate. She's going through the change. Every day with his fingers inside her purse going through the change. That was just such a pro bastard. The only time he ever visits a hole in the wall is when he's going full glory with his pants down, hands round, holding his balls. Bafu-sharp. What a stupid name. It sounds like something out of a fucking computer game or a movie, mate. And if Bafu-sharp is definitely not a name it describes who you are, because whether it's rhyming your bars finer and smart, nobody will ever describe you as sharp. I just have to throw it in there. Do you know what else rhymes with Vowsky? What? Mike was Vowsky. It makes sense because you're both wired and bouncing. But I want your last thought to be this in Battle Rap Vowsky. You'll always be beneath me, Matt. Cheers to helping me find my house key. Truth be told, this guy, you're one of the closest mates that I've got. You're one of my closest mates. You see me and him laughing at the same shit joke from our both old and great, which is why for my last battle, there was nobody better than my partner to clash. And I'm not one of them battlers that's quitting due to any problems with his staff. The last two years has been an honour, but for now I'm going back to guitars in a band. Never rule out a Returnal because his battleship's a part of his band and I'll be repping DFAFD until the day Big Star has his back. You know who's back, Vowsky. Vico's gonna do rap. Nah, I'm just gonna kill it. Manila, you gotta do it. Big on manila, tell it. This is my part exactly. It's time for me to step down now and chill and relax. So I'm gonna come through, I take no talks and try some of that gunshot. Yo, I come through with a guy like I'm the greatest son. I come through with a... I'll give you 9-9s, that's 81. Yo, I'm like Yosemite someone. I go blamity-blam. Put that target on your chest like you're a fan of the jam. Yo. And yo. This guy's a waste man. I put what's on my waist and aim it at your face and leave you looking burnt and ridiculous like too much fake tan. I polish the dome and I'll demolish your chrome. I'll put red... there'll be red walls to wall like forest at home. Yo. Thought that gun-shit man. This guy's... thought that gun-shit. This guy's clearly retarded. With one hook I could leave him daily to pie. Your mates told me I'm having a lucky run away from a fight. But why'd he even start it? He's gonna throw a punch. Ah! That's why... that's why you can never stand with me in the moment of truth. I'm a guide star. You're nothing but a joke in the room. I can't believe I let you stand next to me like a man. I went to Team McAlcyon. Carrying you was never a part of my plan. Cos I've been carrying dead weight like a stillborn. And you're stillboring. This is a funeral but you ain't got to feel for him. Cos... You ain't got to feel for him. So I'm gonna come back. This is how I'm bossing him. I had to come from Manita knotting him to fuck this guy up. And I freestyle to Ember cos he's one of my boys. But I will shove rocks on right now and I don't give a fuck, son. And I'll picture how she looks hitting screams. I'm the best MC man I've been living the dream. So this is me signing out. Don't flop veteran. I had some great times I will never forget them. O.J. Frisco in impact and pamphlet. Boney Sayon me in first was on some mad shit. But now I've got to chill back. Relax and have a spliff. Cos I'm a boss star baby. I'm the best. And that's it. I'm gonna give two rounds to Boski. One round to a big start. I saw Boski takes it. The first round was definitely about Boski for me but I feel like he flops towards the end so I've got to go to the side. Alright, so people it's done. Flop knot them. Hopefully hustle. We just had our third battle for the night. We had Sarah versus Boski. Then I went in. Not in my field. Then I went in. I definitely went in. I've got to decide in pro. It's kind of hard this one but then I went hard. I can't lie. You both heavy. Heavy. I'll give you a big credit but I'm gonna have to go with Sarah. Just because the third round you're ready for the home. Get anywhere you're ready for the home. Everyone. Best of the best.