 20 ways to avoid getting robbed. Say no. Give me your wallet. No. Okay, you got me there. Be out of battery. Give me your phone. It's out of battery. I got a charger. Is it done charging yet? Give it an hour. Would ya? What? Yeah. It's not fast charging. Yeah, one percent will do. Avoid the robber elegantly. Give me your... Get a disease. Give me your wallet. And have a nice day. Don't shower. Put your hands up. Move along. Move along. Move along. Be related to the robber. Give me your wallet. Bro! Hey! By the way, Mom's been asking for you. She wants to borrow money. Yeah, and that's how I'm getting it. Oh, well, anything for finally. By the way, tomorrow it's my robbing shift, okay? It's my turn, alright? Let's just... Repeat what the robber says. Give me your wallet. You give me your wallet. I'm gonna shoot you. I'm gonna shoot you. With what? You with what? I'm gonna shoot. You're gonna shoot. I'm done. Use reverse psychology. Give me your wallet. And give me... Wait, you're giving me your wallet? Yeah, why not? No, that's not how it works. You have my wallet. But I don't want your wallet. I don't want your phone. I don't want it. Where's my phone? I don't want the keys to your place. Here are the keys to my place? I actually don't want the keys to your place. Because if you do this, you don't live in a nice place. Be smarter than a robber. Give me your phone. 09-37-01. Be confident. Give me your wallet. Excuse me? Come here. You think this is how this works? You think I'm scared of you? You should be. I am. But I'm confident. I'm terrified. But I'm not showing it. This is so scary. Yeah, exactly. Carry a contract with you. Give me your money. Cool. So I'm hiring, I'm looking for a new accountant, someone that I can trust to manage all my funds. And my instinct tells me you're the one. Your sign here? No. Flirt with the robber. Give me your money. You're cute. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Come here. Come here. Come here. Make fun of the robber. Give me your money. What's so funny? Disney Fire. Oh, very funny. What the f***? That's so funny. Keep walking away. Give me your phone. No. Give me your phone. No. Give me your phone. Come on. Give me your phone. Come on. Be a philosopher. Give me your money. Well, first of all, what is money? Does money define value? Or is value what we perceive as intangible? What? Never studied philosophy. Did you? Socrates, Aristotle, Kant. What the f*** did you just call me? Okay. So tomorrow morning, 8am, same place, philosophy class. Okay? Have a good day. We're all dying. First phone, the robber. Give me your phone. Super busy. But tomorrow, I'll have the time. Okay. Now, it's time to think of a different route. Carry a fake spare phone. Yeah. So I was getting robbed the other day. Give me your phone. And I found this new technique. It looks so well. Funny in you. Be good at grammar. Phone. Now, your sentence is missing a verb. I think that you would have better results if you had a full sentence. Give me your phone. Please. Try it. Give me your phone, please. Look up the comma. What? No, in the subtitles. Look up the comma. Try again. Give me your phone, please. Good. See? It works. I would have never given it before. Be the robber's mentor. Give me your phone now. Not bad. Keep going. And your wallet. No. We don't ask for a second item until we receive the first one. Let's say that they keep on refusing. What do we say? I'm gonna knock you out if you don't give me your phone. Yes, but first, we make sure that the person isn't too strong. Sometimes they'll surprise us. And finally, just don't walk in that street. Where is he?