 Happy eclipse day everyone. You know, I didn't get to see the eclipse because it's cloudy today And we don't necessarily have the best view here in the Pacific Northwest, but if you did get to watch it I hope that you didn't use these popular glasses from Beniki because they were recalled right before the eclipse happened So that kind of seems like a little bit of a problem since most people who bought those glasses Probably didn't get the message until after they used those glasses to view the eclipse But I mean hey Trump looked directly at the eclipse without any glasses and he's fine So I'm sure you'll be fine too now on the subject of Donald Trump and eclipses Hillary Clinton decided to commemorate the day by sharing this picture of Trump looking directly into the Sun Without any glasses in 2017 to demonstrate how stupid he is But as people quickly pointed out, this is kind of a self-own since she lost to this dumbass as thick husband and father put It you're right man. This guy looks like a fucking moron You'd have to be one of the worst candidates of all time to lose to someone this dumb and I mean Where's the lie now when it comes to right-wing stupidity a lot of leftist shit posters geared up for this event Because I think that they expected many conspiracy theories about the eclipse for example They joked about glasses being woke and other accounts joked about how Eclipse glasses were the new masks to see if conservatives would take the bait But at least based on what I saw it didn't seem like they did conservatives chose to trust the scientists here And they used those glasses to observe the eclipse, which I was genuinely heartened to see I know that the bar is low, but conservatives not doing the opposite just for the sake of being contrarians Was actually really pleasing to see what if we did the logical thing when it comes to you know Vaccines and listening to the scientists with regard to climate change as well You know, maybe this is a start of a new trend But I mean I'm pleased to see that because they didn't follow in Trump's footsteps, right? Trump looked directly into the Sun during the 2017 solar eclipse, and you know, they didn't do the same thing So good job conservatives now without being said it's not like there weren't Conspiracies about the eclipse because there were for example the rapture was trending on Twitter For obvious reasons because whenever there's some sort of an event like this or an eclipse then there are Rumors about the rapture taking place on top of that Catert tweeted out funny how these once in a generation eclipses keep happening every five to ten years Hmm must be a conspiracy now Alex Jones made multiple tweets about the eclipse One warning about the rituals that were going to be performed during the eclipse to usher in the New World Order Which I guess is now here so welcome everyone and another about how the solar eclipse will converge with CERN Lucifer the Vatican and reptilian venom peptides now I'm gonna pause right here just in case you're lost so the reason why the Globalists planned these satanic rituals to coincide with the eclipse is because the eclipse Symbolizes darkness and the evil depopulation agenda have said globalists obviously now That's a bit of an over simplification, but there is a lengthy 27 minute long video where they talk about this at length on info wards If you're interested not gonna link to that down below, but I watched some of it and um it was certainly Interesting we'll put it that way now of course sitting lawmaker and conspiracy theorist the Marjorie Taylor Green I also had some thoughts about the eclipse saying God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come I pray that our country listens now as you can see here the community notes came in clutch saying Monday's eclipse was predicted hundreds of years ago. It will not have been caused by contemporary actions They add earthquakes occur naturally and happen on average more than 30 times a day across the world Although many are too subtle to feel now on top of that people in Mexico and Canada were also able to see the eclipse So was it a sign from God that they should repent as well or just Americans? Furthermore, is it not also a sign from God that you should repent Marjorie because as this reply with 8,000 likes put it have you repented for cheating on your husband and Brian Glenn's wife yet? You broke up two families and won't even admit you did it Maybe you start at home before judging anyone else you liar go Fred Now Fred was just one of many people mocking her for her hypocrisy and stupidity So much so that she actually Responded to all of the people making fun of her for saying that about the eclipse writing on Twitter Many have mocked and scoffed at this point and even put community notes. Jesus talked about that in Luke 12 54 to 56. Yes, eclipses are predictable and earthquakes happen and we know when comments are passing by However, God created all of these things and uses them to be signs for those of us who believe Oh, okay, that makes so much more sense now Thank you for clarifying now this person commented with an absolutely devastating response writing So you're doubling down by saying that your God when forming the universe over 14 billion years ago Planned out that Americans would become more tolerant and accepting of those different than themselves in 2024 Something Jesus taught people to do so God planned a minor New Jersey earthquake and a solar eclipse in order to tell Americans to vote for Trump so that we can usher in an era of hatred bigotry and suffering Yeah, that makes your initial tweet better. Absolutely devastating point by Jared here Also, if eclipses were biblical then why is it that astronomers are able to see them coming? But faith can't and the Bible can't checkmate Christian nationalists now I feel like we're getting a little bit too in the weeds here with conspiratorial Conservatives and I don't want what should be a light-hearted video to get too bogged down by overwhelming Stupidity because we really don't have to go to the Marjorie Greens and the Alec Joneses of the world for Stupidity about the eclipse because standard conservatives also did not disappoint You know what I like about it to Jonathan I feel that it's full circle on the word corona Right because we're all in the middle of the corona virus or you know over three years And it had such an obvious negative connotation and now everyone's talking about the corona of the Sun, right? And it's something extraordinary and something uplifting and also I love that people have no There I can't really find any political agenda in this story exactly But I did feel bad for the corona beer during the corona virus Now we don't call it that anymore and now we're back with it But this is more of a positive element rivet and commentary, you know They're definitely worth being paid millions of dollars per year for that Now she wasn't able to find a political agenda in that story Which is kind of an interesting thought to have in the first place because I don't know if anybody sees an eclipse and thinks Hmm, I wonder how I can make this political very normal But she's kind of alone there because her colleagues over at Fox News Certainly did find a way to tie this to a political story and an attack on Joe Biden Rare celestial event collides with a policy failure on the ground The southern border will be directly in the path of totality today when the moon covers the Sun for nearly four minutes And welcome to a brand-new hour of America's newsroom. I'm Dana Perino. We are one hour closer. We are Oh, yeah, okay, first of all, what in the fuck is this second of all I honestly have to give them credit for creativity because of course They think that the eclipse would be an opportune time for immigrants to jump the border when everyone else is distracted and looking up at The eclipse just like Joe Biden planned it maybe I don't know but just wait because it gets even better We are told that officials are bracing for higher traffic than usual and that means a real opportunity for smugglers and cartels And migrants to come right in everybody's gonna be looking up if you're looking down here at the border Here's some of what you're gonna see take a look at this video from nearby New Mexico Which is seeing a surge of illegal alien avatars and gotaways our team shot this over the weekend in Sunland Park, New Mexico You'll see illegal immigrants dressed in dark clothing sometimes camouflage actively trying to sneak into the United States as Suspected cartel scouts and coyotes watch from a mountain above You'll see outnumbered border patrol agents trying to respond as these guys flood into the country trying to sneak in Eventually, you'll see one agent able to apprehend a couple of them But it is a you know what if a migrant is able to sneak in while border patrol agents are distracted by the eclipse Maybe that's a sign from God. Maybe it's a sign that he wants them here Perhaps God specifically made that eclipse just for them. Did you ever think about that? Of course not because God is Coincidentally in agreement with Republicans on 100% of the issues and he'd much prefer those immigrants respect US law Because we all know how much God and in particular Jesus hated immigrants Yeah, but I don't want to give you the impression that conservatives were the only ones being weird about the eclipse because the hosts over at CNN We're on something because their coverage was so off the wall, but also pretty wholesome And to make sure we have that energy Sarah. Look at what I got there. I'm going to ward off the evil whether that's trying to Eclipse I've got my dog Duke. I'm worried about what I want to take him outside to watch it But I suppose does he need his glasses to what's the deal with that? Well, I've spent time with dogs. I've spoken at least two dogs quite a bit If it's night they do their night thing if it's day they do their native day thing. I think Duke will be fine I think if you try to get Duke to wear the eclipse glasses, yeah, I'm predicting you won't have much success I mean, I will try it. I I checked my magic ball this morning And it says no rain and and and we're going to be able to see it I borrowed her crystal ball. I'm looking through it. I do see some cloud cover right now But I think wait, let me look at it. It's going to clear We're going to be able to see this eclipse another interesting behavior was with the slow-moving Galapagos tortoises During the last eclipse they began moving much faster and some started mating Professor, I know the question everyone wants an answer to is what made the tortoises so Randy We have no idea it seems crazy I like to think that potentially in a long-lived species like this a rare event like that could be a signal for mating But it's probably a one-off. We don't know but we're gonna find out because we're gonna be watching more tortoises today You have to wear the proper glasses if you're going to witness this eclipse If your glasses look like this and you can put your finger through them These are not good glasses. You're not going to protect your eyes on Boris. Are you required to call it a total brick lips? Brick lips as they say yes Brianna has Brianna has threatened physical violence unless I refer to it as a brick lips We should give them a preview of some of the other things we're gonna be seeing in the path of totality We're gonna be covering this afternoon. Oh my gosh. Yes, that's right, but it's not just the brick lips. It's also Boris I have Stephanie Elam right now in Russellville, Arkansas in a hot air balloon with Kid Rock I'm not gonna lie. I actually enjoy that Sometimes it's nice to see pundits let their hair down and just stop acting like robots and you can tell that they were having a lot Of fun. So good for them. Also, it is objectively hilarious that that CNN hosts a Mr. Craig Wade Boyd for Kid Rock in his defense though Does kind of look like Kid Rock. Maybe there's Kid Rock and then adult Rock and Craig Wade Boyd is adult Rock or the non tweaker version of Kid Rock. I don't know But that's really all I've got for you You know, this is a more light-hearted video to distract you from all of the terrible things happening in the world So I hope it helped Like everywhere, there's no you see them all the time. I mean it's constant my children about mama Go go go go There's close the background every TV show