 Previously on Soul Link, Deon and Dotto's team is looking better than ever with a full squad of 6 Pokemon each, more than ever before. The two have their third gym badge, Talon has evolved and Deon's team is still ugly. Overall, things are looking up, however, as the duo make their approach towards Lavender Town, it seems that things might be giving the bigger turn for the worse. What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening? Oh my god! Dotto! Dotto! Dotto! Who just died? Who just died? No! It's Dotto! No! What have you done, you idiot? Will our heroes be able to make it out of Lavender Town unscathed? Find out this time on Soul Link Season 3. Welcome back to the hardest Pokemon challenge, two idiots, so... Wait Deon, I just realized, shouldn't we be on other sides? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm crying for multiple reasons. Bro, I just got a bird and now it's not a bird anymore. It's a fucking... It'd be rough, bro. It's not Talon anymore. It's a Palm Palm now. I hate this. Anyway, today we're going to be going through the rock tunnel on Soul Link. I'm going to be honest, I don't even remember what comes after. Lavender Town, bro. Lavender Town, right. Yeah, that's going to be scary, bro. That's on the sign, isn't it? I'll give you your space. Anyway, before we do that, let's go ahead and go through the teams real quick. It's been a while, bro. What button do I even press to open that shit? Obviously, we got the iconic starters. Yes. Woo and Bower. And then, who's next? Faith? I got to challenge myself, to be honest, man. What's the challenge? It's become frighteningly alarming how much I use the dig ability, and you know what? I'm going to survive without dig this episode. You're going to go a whole episode without dig? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I kind of respect it. Anyway, this is Faith and Slimy. We met him on Route 5. Great time, great friends. Faith is doing a little better than Slimy, though. Next up. I have nothing to say about Slimy, but carry on. Another goat, Ducksworth, dude. We like Ducksworth. Chewbacca. And Pinky. You're done. Do you like a single member of your team? I don't really like Rocketti. Rocketti's like my least important member. He doesn't look happy to be on your team either. You do be kind of frat again, bro. What does he look like without that shell, is my question. Bro, he's just, you know, like, it's actually if you lift that shell up, it's just a plate of spaghetti. He looks like the embodiment of, like, Squidward's nose, but, like, multiple joints. La fruta, eh. Yeah. I looked over at your screen just as he said. I just noticed. What? Look. I'm not trying to be nasty, bro. No, no, no. I already did. Look, I just noticed it as well. I don't think we need to comment on it. Bro, bro, bro, bro. Just, Yako, just censor that out real quick. Come on. There's kids watching. Let's go to the next Pokemon. Oh, yeah, your shadow. And my beauty ass. Yeah, dude. I'm excited to use you. You don't make me really mad. What's that? I want you to look at the names of all of my Pokemon. And look, the name shadow is one thing. Wouldn't have named it shadow, but, bro, I had a thing going here with the old caps. Shadow. That should have just shadow. Bower, slimy, pinky, dude's bars, talent. Shadow. I need to heal up, bro. Hold on. Give me a second. Get this tree out of my goddamn way. Rocketti. Put that bit down. I did not need to cut that tree. That's why I'm ready less. I don't need to heal, but I'm here to just see nurse joy. I know it's your video, but hold on. It's dangerous in there, bro. Okay. You know what? I'll go too. It is. No, no, no. It is dangerous because I can't see it down here, bro. Hello. Is anyone out there? Hello. We're going to use these the whole time. I don't know. Somebody help me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Is it my encounter? Is it my encounter? We forgot there's encounters, bro. Wait. I was going to say, how do we catch a Pokemon if our roster is full? Will they just automatically be sent? It'll just go to the PC. Oh, okay. And then we can use it if we lose a pair. I got 16 Pokeballs. Bro, let me get this encounter real quick. I'd be walking left. I'd be walking right. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm lost. I'm lost. Oh, I got one too. Let's see what we got for our first encounters. Skitty, bro. Nice skitty. Okay. It could be worse. For those who haven't been keeping up with the series, I feel like I've had a really bad luck in terms of finding cool looking Pokemon. What type is Skitty? Normal. Oh, so Shadow would be fine. He's level 14, but you think he should be all right? I don't like that you always ask me, dude. I think so. I'd rather put my fate in your hands. But you know what? You're right. Let me stand on my own two feet. Yeah, dude. Wait, what's extra sensory? That's like, oh, wait, wait. That was super effective. That was super effective? All right. Bro, that Pokemon sucks. I'd hate to have caught that. Thanks. Thanks, bro. Bro, what's my weakest move? This is my first battle with my Venus sword. Shadow. I have to say Shadow. Like that every time. What's my, what's the weakest move? Do you think pedal dance? Seismic toss would probably do the right. Let's go. Seismic toss. Don't kill. Okay, not bad. Dude, I can tell I'm not as anxious anymore because I'm not looking at my screen as much as I'm looking at your screen. Bro, don't kill that thing. I've been getting scared every now and then. Bro, don't kill that thing. No, I'm not. I'm just, you know, Rakete actually has never once done enough damage to kill anything in his life, so I should be good. This thing does super effective, but it ain't enough to really phase me. Is that a phase clan skiddy right there? Stop this. Oh, they're all full up. Oh, this is going to be so exciting. This could be the first Pokemon catch of the episode, Minetric. Please join my team. Please join. Oh, you. All right. Let me show you a real first Pokemon catch. Go. Join my squad, skiddy. I caught skiddy. God, please don't lose. Get in the ball. Get in the ball. Get in the ball. Get in the ball. Get in the ball. Get in the ball. Yeah. New encounter. Let me write it down. Hold on. Let me get my Pokedex out. Beep, beep, beep, beep, boop. Yako, throw up a Pokedex here. It is said to be difficult to earn his trust. However, it is extremely. How about you read yours and I'll read mine. Okay. Let me disrespect. Okay. Come on now. It is said to be difficult to earn its trust. However, it is extremely popular for its cute looks and behavior. It rarely appears before people. It is said to nest where lightning has fallen. All right. What am I naming this? I'm going to name this one. This is a girl. I was about to say Ignacio, but we'll save that. This motherfucker's name is Purr. Purr. I'm going to name mine Arf. Arf and Purr. I'll just be going off your nicknames, bro. Yeah. No, you accidentally put your skinny in the deadlock. Yeah. Well, all right. I'll get you out of there, bro. You're not. You're not. I joined my team and they got placed in a fucking graveyard. I'm going to get you out of here. I got into a Pokemon fight. Who is this cosplaying little? That's a man. What is going to school girl Jasmine here? Wait, is this the same person that you ran into? I think so. Yeah. It should be. Yeah. It's the same rhyme style. All right. So no dig. Digs off limits. I'm just going to punch you in the grill. Hope you don't mind. Oh yeah. I forgot. It's been three minutes. I forgot you're already setting that rule. Just this episode. Just this one. Just this one. Bauer's got to test his limits, you know. Oh, guess what's coming. Did he say that? Yeah. I was going to say guess what's coming. Oh, bro. It's Chad. I'm about to punch Chad in the grill. I missed. You ever just have like a premonition, bro? No, but go on. I just don't know how long Shadow's going to last when he's linked to your fish, bro. Don't say that. I feel like beauty ass could become something truly beautiful. Hey, Dotto, you want to see you can get out of this? See you can get out of this cave first, bro. Are we racing? I'll race. I'm going to dig on this guy. What did you just say? I'm going to dig on this guy. I thought you said put my dick on it. Oh. Come back. Jump club. Ah, bro, this guy was just Dino dancing down here in a dark cave. What a freak. Yeah. A lot of people are going to be like, why don't they use flash, bro? I ain't using no flash to see. I'm going to get out of here with my true instinct. Porigon Z are two. Oh, Quagsire. He waving hello to you, bro. Oh. Oh. Damn. What do you mean by that? Smash or pass, YouTube comment section. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Before I run away from this guy, I just got to tell him something in bug real quick. I was going to say the same shit. That guy definitely speaks. Bro, I don't. How are you making progress? Where am I? I don't know where I was, bro. I just be moving around into. Clefairy's normal, right? Yes. All right. Do I, you know what, Talon? Prove your worth then. What you doing? Prove your worth, Talon. What do you want to be on? If you don't beat this Clefairy, you ain't coming home. God, I hate that. Your name is this and you'll never have talents. He's the softest creature imaginable. Mirror move. Oh, I stole its move. Damn. That was pretty impressive, Talon. Wait, why am I paralyzed? Oh my God, Talon, you're not proving your worth. If you think I'm going to let you fucking run away from this fight, you got another thing coming, bro. You better fight and win this battle, bro. Talon's not proving anything. Do you know about Pokemon cosplay? No, I don't. Is this guy going to teach me about Pokemon cosplay? I don't even know cosplay existed in 2000 whenever this game came out. That's actually a good point. Was it always called cosplay? I guess so. Hey, lombre, we learned about this in one of our Who's That Pokemon sections. I ain't going to lie. I completely forgot that we were racing and I wouldn't have had this epic battle. Don't worry. It's not like I made that much progress. You know what, Dion, I'm going to take a page out of your book. I'm going to start believing in my Pokemon. Look at me. Damn, I got a long ass net. What are you going to read? Slimy is constantly breathing very heavily out of his mouth. He does look like a mouth breather for what it's worth. I don't think that mouth closes. God, I feel like I'm going the wrong way. I must be going backwards, surely. No, I think you're good, but don't call me surely. Are you ahead of me now? Oh, wait. I don't know. I just met the next trainer, so I think so. I don't like the way this guy's looking. I don't like his beard either. You got a weird beard. All right. I don't like this guy's big old eyes. Punch him in the throat. What the hell, dude? He's staring down. Pathetic. Damn, this dude's jiggling. Look at him. They're bone jiggling. Well, fuckers started twerking. What is he saying? This little fuck. What is this? Psychic? He a ghost. Oh, he a ghost? Yeah, so you are actually not going to be able to punch him. Wait, what level is he? 20. He did level 20. Dude, sparse. You haven't done nothing today. Get out there. Dude, sparse. I see you on the bench trying to hide from me. I just walked into three walls. I love my spine. What the fuck happened to you? Bro, the skinny just bent me backwards, dude. I beg your pardon? What now? Oh, I found the ladder. Let's go. You did? Yeah, one of them. I see this fucking... Bro, look at me standing next to the guy. He has no peripheral vision. This guy is built stupid. This guy sits on his fucking lazy boy every Sunday and watches fucking NFL and doesn't do anything after that, bro. Look at him. You don't deserve any of that. Oh, it's a light key to... Bro, I'm about to plug this video to an outlet. I used to think that Pokemon was so cool when I was a kid. I still think he's cool. Are you gone now? Ooh, Shadow leveling up and shit. I wish I could level up his name to be different. Yeah. What the fuck? Why is this thing's name? Why not? Why not there? Why not? I don't know what the fuck a why not is, but I'll let it happen. Let's go. Oh, this guy looks happy. Let's kick his ass. Side wave. Oh, my God. Oh. I'm fine. I'm fine. You're still dancing. Okay, he killed all of them. No. Oh, my God. If a why not would have killed you. I don't think we ever would have heard the end of it. Why not? Why not there? Why not? Why not let it kill you? You know how you can avoid getting lost in the mountains? No. You can win twigs as trail markers. Pool. That doesn't happen. Shit, man. These guys... God, man. These fucking stumasses are everywhere. You got to head down and right after that guy. Doom, you're dead. You have to die now. Please, Ducksworth, don't get paralyzed. Please, Ducksworth. Man, this little Pokemon looks cool too. Punch it in the face. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Look, he's about to send out a doogong-gong-gong. Doogong got to be one of the dumbest sounding Pokemon. Yeah, doogong-gong-gong. Doogong versus Dude's bars? It's like a match-up made in heaven. This is something that people wanted to see. The community was asking for it. Yeah, my team is really feeling like a team, bro. I know. It's kind of like we're working. They're all working in unison, dude. You're going to be in these caves for the rest of the video, aren't we? Nah, dude. Nah, nah, nah, nah. I'll find my way there. I'm trapped! Please! Dear God, somebody get me out of these fucking hellhole caves. It sure seems that Dada and Dion could be trapped in these caves for a while. Will our heroes ever make it out? Find out after the ad break on Pokemon Soul Link. Who's that Pokemon? I think I know this. I don't know its name, but I think I'll recognize it. It's Sheep, motherfucker. It does electric stuff, right? It's... Marieb! Ah! It's... Electrical Sheep, right? Electrical Sheep, right? Electrical Sheep, right? Electrical Sheep, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't see this a lot more than before. Yeah, I think I'm on the right path. God, I feel like that one picture of the kid who's trying not to say something in the vein that he said, where I'm trying not to use Dig. Oh, Shadow's trying to learn Harden? Bro, you don't need that, bro. James Harden is just going to leave the team. Topical, topical, I hope. It is. I'm saying I hope when it comes out, this is topical. All right, so which way... To go slightly... Just keep going left, I think, honestly. Left and slightly up, yeah. Are you sure? Because I came from the right. No, you came from the right. No, no, no. You got to go left, I think. So I was going the right way. Left and up, I'm pretty sure. This is Metal Gear Solid, all right. As you guys can see, viewers at home, you see this fella? Yeah, he'll never... He just screamed in the darkness. I like to imagine they're all in these caves with fucking dorky-ass night vision goggles on. Just looking like Sam Fisher. Bro, I don't know how many more battles I can take without Dig. Holy shit, I don't realize this is going to be such a fucking battle-intensive episode. We are battling our way through it. Intensify the sun rays. How do you intensify the sun rays? We're in a fucking... We're in a cave! Just maximizing the amount of sun. Sun just going through the fucking mountains that we're in. This guy's trying to hit me with a butter-free, huh? All right, well, I ain't gonna lie. I'm relying on Wu a lot, because Wu's the only one that doesn't get eaten alive by bug flying, and there's so many... Whoa! I'm almost out of BP for Wu. This is getting desperate. I think Talon can handle a vial bloom. Bro, let Talon stretch his legs a little bit. Oh, wait, he's still paralyzed from a previous good fucking war. How do I fix this paralysis to where will it just wear off? You gotta use something in your back. Oh, lighter! Oh, my God, just more tunnel. Please let me out of here, man. This is going to be the tunnel episode, bro. I got everything but what I need. Where am I, man? Where am I, man? All right, Talon. I guess get out of here. God, Balor, I'm sorry you got to do all the heavy lifting, but good lord, man. You're surrounded by a bunch of ugly motherfuckers. I came this far looking for wild Pokemon. Oh, good. That probably means I'm getting close to the end. Oh, my God, I want to do. I can't believe we... I can't believe we get to witness that Dion doesn't dig special, dude. God, I'm not enjoying it, bro. Oh, no. I don't like how you said that. Did you have another prohibition? If this guy stays out here, then that premonition will come true. Dude sparse. Dude sparse is the guy. Dude sparse is always and will always be the guy. I guess you could say he's that dude. No, he forgot to LOL at me. Oh, no, sorry about that. Yako, go back and edit this in. Now play that clip edited back now. I guess you could say he's that dude. Actually, dude sparse can handle this placekin. What are spouts? Bloop. Bro, this motherfucker are a giant chicken. All right, I have to be getting close to the end of the cave. All right, ladder. You went up the ladder, right? Oh, where am I? Oh, I'm right outside of lavender town. Okay, hold on, bro. Oh, oh, wait, oh, wait, oh, wait. Oh my God, look at that spin. That motherfucker ugly. Wow. Come on. Up. That's the last battle. No, spoynk, bro. What the fuck is a spoynk? Too many unknown variables here. So I'll get out there. I like that just a couple unknown variables that shit upside down. It just sounded scary. Oh my God. I will beat the shit out of this little spoynk. Holy shit. Why, dude? Out of 10, I got a great spoynk design. Three. What the damn? Harsh on fucking spoynk, dude. How is the cave, man? Bro, I haven't seen some shit down there, man. Bro, bro, there was me before going in the cave and there's me after going in that cave. There's two very different people, bro. And now we finally arrived in the pleasant lavender town where no scary music will be played at all. I sure hope not. Lavender town don't look that spooky. I thought it was going to be all... This place, this place has given me a weird feeling, bro. You feel that too? Yeah, bro. I don't know if I like it here, man. That premonition is starting to feel a little more strong, man. What's up? I'm going to be pulling them all center. Hi, Nurse Joy. Dotto. Yeah, that we're here, bro. We have a new Pokemon we can access, bro. Let's bring out our new little ones. Wait a minute. You tricked me, bro. You want to binge a Pokemon. You were just using... Look at the gang, bro. We finally got a Pokemon of the gang. All right, I hope you're ready to put... Who do you want to binge? You know who to put away, bro. Who? Put La Fruta away, bro. La Fruta? Are you kidding me? La Fruta! I gotta put them away, bro. So good, bro. Hold on, bro. I gotta freaking hurry up, man. I fucking put my new fucking kitty with all these dead Pokemon. Holy shit, get out of there. We're going to get you out of there. We're going to get you out of there. You ain't dead. Look at all the spirit of the dead. No wonder I felt that the multiple chills down my spine as I entered Lavender Town, bro. It was scary. Look, bro. Instead of looking at like that, like, look at it like, bro, you got a guy just in the gang now. We're starting to feel that way. Yeah, I guess that's true. We could maybe do a few encounters and then we could go encounter the spirits of the dead in the next part. Route 8. Oh, yeah. We're on the other side of that Snorlax now, huh? Yep. Yep, we are. Hold on. Let's move, bro. Let me look through our Pokedex real quick. Route. No Route 8 here. No Route 8 here. No Route 8 here. It looks like it's new encounter time. Oh, my God, man. I was trying to sneak past these motherfuckers. I'm going to let you see how strong that one is and depending on the answer, I'm going to fight these. I'm going to go buy a potion. What am I doing, bro? I got money. I got money money these days. Golden, golden, golden. Golden, golden, golden, golden, golden, golden, golden, golden. Hello, sir. I'd like your finest po- Oh, great balls. Get out there, Shadow. Show them what you're made of. I'm going to buy 20 great balls. Are you kidding me? Well, they got great balls now. Hell, yeah, dude. That's why I came in the store. Yeah, I'm going to need that before we have our next wild encounter. Beautiful. Let's cut our way into the encounters. Let's go. Hold on, Dotto. It's your video. Whose turn is it? I don't know. It's your video. But I did the cave first. So you do this one first. Freak yourself, Dion. As I stand in these flowers, you don't understand this reference because you haven't seen Bleach, but I'm... Bunkai Senbonsakura. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, my fucking god. It just never... Drop me. It just never ends. What you did wrong, Dion, is you used the wrong flowers. Watch this. Bunkai Senbonsakura. But... Senbonsakura. Yeah. Watch this. This is how you really meant to do... Oop. I ain't gonna lie. Dude, I got cooked. God. Why do I only attract ugly Pokebots? Trapage is cool. Dude, say your mouth. What type? What is he? He's a water type, right? No, he's ground type. He is? Yeah. He's a ground guy. You think Perk can handle this guy? I don't know. I'd be constantly afraid of shit. What's the worst that could happen? Yeah, what's the worst that could happen? Mud shot. That's per east after breakfast. Oh, my fucking god. Yeah, maybe if Perk's trying to die. Oh, god. Critical hit. Wait, what? Was Rakete that low to begin with? Did I just get my ass kicked? I'm gonna send Per out. Pinky, get in there. I am playing like garbage. Good god, man. Oh, my god. Oh, my god. What the fuck? What's happening? Don't. What's happening? Don't do that. Don't. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Do you just get five pees? You got five pees by a driver? Who just died? Who just died? Who just died? No. No, no. I don't know who Pinky's associated with. No, it's dog's word. No. No. He's dead. It was my best second best. Oh come on! I didn't mean to. You got five piggies! You said motherfucking five piggies, big bro. He was beating, he was beating my ass. Oh no, Pinky was just on my last thumbnail. Oh my god, Pinky, oh my god. I didn't think I would build an attachment to Pinky, but I really started to like Pinky's little dumbass. Pinky's back got broken. It's not dancing anymore. No, no, oh my god, oh my god. Look at Ball, bro. Baller just got a rage boost. Oh my god, he's fucking... He's about to turn into a Super Saiyan, bro. Calm down, we need this encounter. Oh wait, fuck, I forgot. Pinky, you can't let Rain fly to you. Please get in the fucking Grave Ball Butterfree. I ain't asking twice. I ain't asking twice. Get in the Grave Ball. Did you ever hit him with anything? Yes. God, I shouldn't attack with any of these water attacks if he's a ground type. You know what? I'm just gonna take my chances. I'm gonna use one Grave Ball. Just join me. You made your point. You beat Pinky's ass. You didn't have to do him like that. Oh, I got him. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro. This is like Folder V2. Just fucking... It lives in arid deserts, makes us... Oh my god. The way he... His little dumb face, bro. Butterfree, I can't hit you with anything bad. Bro, I told you you gotta keep a Pokemon weak, bro. I do have a weak Pokemon right now. Alright, I'll heal Raketti and I'll let Raketti get in there again. Because Raketti got his ass beat, dude. Alright, what am I naming this? Kinda looks like a snapping turtle. I'm gonna name this motherfucker, Snap. Let's make it a little cuter. Snappy. This is Snappy. Make it. Make it, Snappy. Alright, well good luck with your battle. I'm gonna go... I actually have to put one of my Pokemon in dead now, so... I can't believe Ducksworth is dead. I just had people comment, we liked Ducksworth on my last video. And now he's dead. Well, they shouldn't have fucking jinxed it, bro. They knew we were going to Lavender Town. That was the... This was the premonition. Premonition. Get in the ball, Butterfree! Oh, you're still going through your battles, but... Oh, my God. Oh, it's pinky! I got it. Gotcha, Butterfree. Add it to the collection. Notice how you always get Pokemon that evolve and I get Pokemon that are in their Elden Age, dude. They will. Butterfree, I'm gonna name you Mrs. Puff. Alright, come here, Snappy. You beat their ass. Oh, look at all the... Oh, look at the fall. Oh, my God. Some of these I forgot. Oh, my God. Look, I know the majorities. Yeah, they were my fault. Anyway, I was going to name Butterfree, Erin, but I'm going to do Gabby instead. Why Gabby? It's a Goro. Because do Butterfree, Erin? Freedom? Oh, I see. I see what you did there. Oh, Ducksworth! Can I get one last or do we like Ducksworth in the comments section? For what it's worth. Ducksworth was my favorite Pokemon of yours. So, I'm also sad. No, I'm sorry, Ducksworth. I know, you know what? I know it was early, Deon, but would you mind if I just... The goats? Oh, my God. I didn't know he was on Chef's level. Bro, stop looking at Chef. Bro, we like Ducksworth, brother. He's still in heaven looking down, bro. The goats. I'm not going to lie. I already have a very heavy bias towards this place. I don't like it here at all, man. At all. We just got here, bro, and we had to go through so much pain. Why would we work so hard to come to hell? Holy shit, bro. Follow me, Deon. Yeah. We didn't even go into the funeral house yet. You know how many ghosts are waiting for us in there? What the fuck in here, bro? Dead Pokemon. What is going in there? So next time on Two Idiots Soling.