 What's up everybody, welcome into the front yard fantasy hour brought to you by fan dual. I'm your host Simon joint as always by my co-host John Luke Graffalo and Joey Wright. What's up boys? What up? I did a charcoal mask last night on my face. It was pretty fun. Does your skin feel nice? It felt really good. I got a little nervous because it was burning a little bit. My wife's like that's normal. It's supposed to feel that way. Well guys joining us today we have one of our great friends coming here to play some fantasy fortune with us. Julia Papworth is on the show with us for those of you that do not know Julia. She's a writer over at the fantasy footballers and has been the department head, the hair department head and key hairstylist on some of your favorite shows like the league work a hollocks parks and recreation and swat on CBS Julia. Thank you so much for taking the time to come and hang out with us this Thursday afternoon. Always. I love hanging out with you guys. You are the most fun. Most fun. Thank you. Julia I think the last time you came on it was for office hours and we were we were more doing some Q&A style stuff. Yeah. Rocked it over there but I'm excited to get you back in a competitive environment going head to head to head. Jail's running the game today so I'm ready to play. I feel like I've run I feel like I've run the game every time Julia's come on and I'm very happy about that because the last time that I remember Julia absolutely wrecked Josh. Oh just just. And then flexed on him. Yeah. Oh yeah. I don't think he's over it. We were actually talking about it last night me and Josh yeah we were talking a little bit about it. It was like I saw Julia's coming on the road don't let her flex on you. You're mentally because I can. Yeah Jail I wasn't going to throw you under the bus that you've personally requested to host every time Julia's come on out into the nation but you came out and said to yourself. Yeah people in the chat ready for today's show. Let's say hi to them. Dame says hi again. What's up Dame. Coconut. Yes. Or Nat. Julia. Coconut. Yay or nay. Oh I'm a little nay. Like I love La Croix but the coconut La Croix is the only one I cannot taste because it I don't I don't like have that taste. I'm coconut artificial flavor. Not a big fan. Coconut water. Fresh coconut. I'll eat it. Or a peanut. Yeah. But like coconut water and stuff. No thank you. This is my preferred cocktail. If it is on a menu a pina colada will be in my hand because it is just the most refreshing it has to have the little umbrella. It's less about the taste and more about like the mental destination that a pina colada takes you to. I can just see you on the beach drinking that. I can see me on the beach drinking that. I can see you on the beach drinking a giant cooler of ever clear and Kool-Aid. You have seen me on the beach doing that. I was 19. I mean 21. I was 21. 21. 21. 21. 21. 21. I was 21 years old at that point in time. 21. John Luke coconut. Yay or nay. I like coconut. I like Simon. Pina colada is my favorite drink. I will I don't really like coconut water mostly because it kind of reminds me of a spit consistency. Mmm. Mmm. Consistency. Consistency. I just don't like viscous water. I think it trains someone like emptying the spit valve of like their trumpet. Stop. It's the worst part about playing trumpet. Who put that spit in there? We got Albert in here. We are starting off on a good note today everyone gagging over spit valve. We got Albert in the chat saying hello everyone. What's up Albert? How's your spit valve? DJ in the chat. DJ. I did. I didn't know what it was though. DJ you are more plugged into the indie wrestling scene than I am at this point and that's that's a compliment. So hit me back with who it is because I did not know who it was buddy. I'm sorry. DJ has always got some sick pictures with wrestlers from all over the indie wrestling community. Scampers in here excited to see Julia's campers. What's up scampers and DJ said if Jail is running the game then we're all in trouble. Julia. The misters gave us this I remember that racking a direct quote from Julia oh that's so cute. We got Jay in the chat what's up Jay welcome my friend hope you're doing well and we had a question from Grim fan in here before we get into our game Grim wanted to know said rumor has it the commanders want to draft a quarterback should they do this and make the draft QB the starter or should they go with the original plan and start Sam Howell because it did sound like they were pretty in on Sam Howell the commanders for context are drafting 16th overall currently that's their spot Julia what do you think about the commander's quarterback situation should they say Sam Howell or grab a new guy. I like Sam Howell I don't hate him I think he I think they should stick with him and see what they have. I was a fan of him last season coming out and I think they need to pick up their pieces of the puzzle as well so it's not just a quarterback situation so I think you keep Sam Howell and you see what you can do with that pick in sort of the rest of it. Where do they pick in the second round do you know I can I can pull that up I don't have the right in front of you but I can I can find where they're on the second round. Also do you think that all the big four quarterbacks will be gone by that point anyway so this might just be moved. Like if you really want one of those four I feel like these teams are like you have to trade out you have to at least get I don't know Hen and Hooker seems to be like the new hip thing so he might be going Will Leviss will Leviss's odds to be the number two overall pick on the Fandall sportsbook are now equal to CJ Stroud's odds to be the number two overall pick. Will Anderson is the favorite now with CJ Stroud and Will Leviss tied to be the second most likely. Bryce Young is run away with the number one overall pick odds and then they're looking at the Texans are most likely to go defense and there's been rumors of CJ Stroud dropping to the middle of the first so like I'm with you Julia unless CJ Stroud is sitting there at 16. If he's sitting there you take him obviously I don't I'm not on the Will Leviss train. I just love that my phone auto corrects it still to Levi's eating a banana which again super weird weirdest thing ever right it's so easy you just peel it so easy I'm wondering if Houston is we were talking a little bit before we went live but what if Houston is trying to get Tray Lance because of the talk of them slowly for a quarterback I mean I think Davis Mills isn't as bad as people seem to think he is but perhaps they're trying to get Tray Lance then they're going to move out of that spot and they're not worried about a quarterback draft this year's draft is going to be the it's going to be so good everyone everyone's going to be surprised like all the time I just I was saying that the other day like last year it was like they were trying to drum up interest in the quarterback class and then we got the most boring quarterback ever taken in the first round and waited till the third for Malik Willis this year there's so many smoke screens everything we're hearing a smoke know what I mean like there's multiple smoke screens from multiple teams about multiple players I can't wait I'm like I'm like shaking in my reality TV loving boots for this year's NFL draft because it's gonna be like that there's gonna be a lot of surprises I think for sure Joey I know you you have some thoughts on Sam Howell are you in line with Joe here that you think he could be a good starter I mean you shouldn't buy too much in a one game but one game we saw we liked a lot yeah unless one of the big four slips to him slips to Washington 16 or they maybe trade up to the Cardinals they have a third pick and the Cardinals don't seem like they want to use it from everything up they're trying to shop it out there I don't I don't think that they should take Hannon Hooker if he's the fifth quarterback there please Hannon Hooker please come to Tampa Bay so we can be the pirate hookers like I'm just really owning in on that thank you Jeff Balford bringing that up to me yes right it's so good the pirate merch would be incredible my god so and then that's how you get the Renaissance for your crowd invested in the NFL as you have a hooker team and then that's the crossover we didn't even know we needed a buck in yours game it's kind of like a Renaissance festival honestly there's a lot of pirates and it's like the same thing yeah I mean I like how a lot I think he's got good weapons around him I mean they got to give him one year to see what they can do with them they got Jacobi Berset playing behind him though and Jacobi Berset wasn't terrible last year for Cleveland I like the Cleveland first fantasy weapons absolutely yeah I was as a Browns fan of sorts I was really happy seeing Jacobi Berset out there on the field and after 11 weeks he was the kind of player that I think would work great as a starting quarterback for a franchise like the Browns he's tough he's tough you don't need a you don't need a superstar back there so I'm with you guys I think they're in a solid position for quarterback DJ letting us know that wrestler was Masha Slamovich oh I'm what a name what a name also Peng said nothing wrong with eating a banana slowly at a public park yeah food and eating slows good for your health I is what I've heard or something about that one more question before we get into our game here today grim wanted to know thoughts on the Eagles wanting to add Matt Patricia to the coaching staff my first thought is I'm just glad it's on the defensive side of the ball yeah and then then it's a good move I'm not Patricia's a good defensive coach yeah yeah 100% agree and they and they definitely got rid of a bunch of that defensive coaching staff so they're gonna need to build that back up again and he's got plow and he's good he's great as a defensive coach I agree with you I think he'd be a he'd be a good fit there and a lot of the defensive players to the Eagles have moved on too so they're gonna need somebody like Patricia getting in there and kind of making a little bit magic happen so I like it I'm with you I'm with you guys I think it's a good hire I think it was just an absolute absurdity that the Patriots had him in any sort of offensive capacity he's back stop talking about it's oh sorry and he smells fantastic thank you all I think it's absurd that the Patriots brought me on in an offensive capacity as well they had absolutely no business of doing that and the crazy thing was they just let you define your role they just said you're coming in in an offensive capacity that could have been anywhere from starting quarterback to the all boy listen I had no idea they were even aware of me before they called I'm just proud of you I'm just proud of me too also Damon here's a jail lost his AC to I'm having a day here during the last show or minutes before the show my chair broke I am now sitting on a stack of six pillows because it's at the lowest height setting just to my AC completely cut off so it grows from 70 degrees of my house to 80 degrees of my house over the course of the last show in my internet went out but I spent the one hour in between that show in this show in my attic at 85 degrees vacuuming the water out of the drainage tray to get my AC working again but we are getting cold air pumping out of the vents now is a good afternoon oh it is it is day 2.0 now because day 1.0 hasn't been great this is 2.0 y'all this is second Thursday y'all well guys we brought Julia here to play a game that we are calling fantasy fortune she has played this game before and she has won this game before she knows how it works but I'm gonna explain the rules for Joey and anybody else in the chat who's forgotten them or does not know how to play hasn't played with us it's fair it's fair the game today is fantasy fortune it's a lot like the popular TV show Wheel of Fortune but with an NFL and fantasy twist instead of spinning a wheel contestants are going to be answering 50-50 NFL or fantasy related trivia questions something along the lines of who scored more PPR points last year Saquon Barkley or Jamal Agnew if you get it right you are going to get to guess a letter a consonant that you think appears in the puzzle the Wheel of Fortune style puzzle that will be in front of you on the screen for every instance of that continent that shows up you're gonna add $500 to your round bank now you will get to go up to three times in this fashion that is question right letter right question right letter right if at any point during your turn you get a question or a letter wrong that's a bonk and we are moving on to the next contestant also if you get three in a row correct there is a cap we're gonna give you five seconds to solve the puzzle after that but we will move on to the next contestant the good news is if you get three questions and three letters right you're gonna bank that money though so you're not losing any of that you don't have to worry about it disappearing at the end of the round during your turn there are two other things you can do at any time before question has been asked you can choose to buy a vowel at a cost of 100 per instance that a vowel shows up up to a max of 500 now in order to do this you're gonna have to have a minimum of 500 in your round bank so just earn a little money then you can buy whatever vowels you want you can also choose to solve the puzzle at any given time you will earn a minimum of $1,000 into your total bank or however much money you have in your round bank so if you've got 5k in your round bank you're gonna bank 5k but if you've got 500 down there you will bank 1000 because that's the minimum for solving the puzzle will go like this till we run out of time or run out of puzzles or run out of patience for JL at which point we will end the game and whoever has the most money will be our poll perception champion that's not true they'll be our fantasy fortune champion and we will fax them their prize in Cole's cash at the end of the night. It's not even expired. It's not valid yet but it's not expired either. It may have been printed off the end of it. I don't remember these rules then. You'll get it. Yeah once we once we get planned it'll become clear and I'll walk you through it. All right y'all you ready to get into it? Yeah let's do it. It's a good thing. Oh go ahead. I was gonna say one more reminder for our contestants and for the chat. Everybody in the chat play along. If you think you know the puzzle solve it. Throw your answer in the chat and because of that the contestants myself Julia and Joey we got to make sure to stay into the private chat while there is a puzzle up on the board because the chat is smart. They're usually smart. I mean I already saw Dave in there so it's over. It's over for you clowns. All right well it's a good thing you forgot or you didn't catch all those rules Julia because this first round is going to work entirely differently than how Simon said. Great great. This one is a toss-up puzzle and so I'm going to load it up here. I need and then I'm going to slowly reveal letters I need you all the contestants to say your own name when you think you've got it. You have one shot at this whoever gets it first is going to get 500 points and get to go first on the next puzzle. This is so stressful. You got this you got this is just a start it's the warm up. Okay all right 500 here it is the category is NFL coach. I'm going to slowly reveal letters say your own name when you think you got it. Joe Joey. Joey. It's not Mike Tomlin. I thought it was Mike Tomlin. Yes. Mike Tomlin is incorrect. Joey I'm sorry you were out of this round but we will continue to reveal letters here say your own name Julia or Simon when you think you got it. Mm hmm. Oh Julia. Julia. No, no, no. Julia. Todd Bowles is correct. Nice. There are a lot of coaches with that number of letters in their names I started thinking about. Sean McBays. Like there's a lot of like I was like Mike Riggle like I just started thinking of all like the four and the sixes. Mike Tomlin if you take the aura. The flirt yeah. I was trying to feel like it was on there over and over again. Okay, great. That's a good coaching effort today. Scaver said Mike Tomlin. Got him. Then we just wanted to do a no letter solve. I wanted to do it one time to feel that rush of energy through my body and I was like oh god he's got it. Grim fan got Todd Bowles, DJ got Todd Bowles 41 in the next round. I wanted to ask you Julia how you feel about Todd Bowles as a NFL coach. Not the best first comeback season I guess. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, not great. I don't know. I don't I don't have massive feelings either way for him. So I don't know. I don't know what he's like. Yeah, like I don't know pretty neutral. Yeah, I feel like the thing that I have a hard time figuring out is how much of their woes are his fault versus the situation that he's in. I guess that's any coach. Todd Bowles is for some reason tough for me to figure out. I think what's tough for me to figure out with a coach like him and a coach like Dennis Allen is whenever there's an era parent situation or where they're trying to maintain the status quo from one coach to the next, which is kind of what it felt like the Saints and the Buccaneers were doing last season. Like let's not rock the boat too much. We got a new coach in here, but let's try to keep things relatively the same. I like that first year is really hard because it's a coach operating a system that maybe isn't his. So you don't know if the success is due to a system that isn't his or if maybe the failure is due to operating a system that they're not fully comfortable with. So I like it was disappointing watching that Todd Bowles led team last year with what they had available to them, especially offensively. But I'm not ready to count them out as a good head coach for the Buccaneers yet because of the like era parent is the best word I can think of to call that situation with him and Dennis Allen. Yeah, it's so weird because I mean, every team has got to be different, right? With how much input coordinators have and the ownership has and the players have and you're right, like you have no idea and you could have the same sort of vibe for eight or 10 years when you have the same sort of stuff and then it could slowly transition or it can transition overnight. And yeah, you never know. Yeah. And everything in between. Yeah. All right. Well, Julia, you didn't even nailed that one. Todd Bowles is correct. It's going to give you 500 in your round bank here and you're going to go first on our next puzzle. But before we get there, paying Todd's bowels. That's Joey just sat there biting his lip the entire time we were talking about Todd Bowles. You got some bad, Joey? No, I'm nothing bad. Not a single thing. I'm not my favorite based on looking down there. Like I like him as a person. I would go out to get a great dinner with him at Longhorn Steakhouse. And I like him a little bit. I want to let's give him a longer leash. I think he'll be great. Yeah. All right. So let's get on our next puzzle in the future. This one is a rhyme time, rhyme time. This puzzle is going to rhyme. You can imagine that examples of this category might be drinking soda with Marcus Mariota stuff with, I don't know. Should I tell you? Whoever that is, Marcus Mariota. Playing clarinet with Jacobi Berset. That's my favorite one. That's my favorite one. These are great. All right, Julia, you are first on this one. Would you like your question? Yes, or you can solve it if you know it. I am not going to solve this. I would love a question. Yeah. All right, let's start off with questions. We're going to start off on fantasy points category. All my fantasy points questions will be PPR format. So they don't say it. You can assume and if you forget it, you can ask me. OK. All right, Julia. Tell me which player had more fantasy points PPR fantasy points this past season? Was it Travis Etienne or was it Damien Pierce? Good God, I had both of them. I go, I'm going to say Pierce. I'm sorry, it was Travis Etienne, Travis Etienne. I think it was that those receptions. Yeah. I'm not going to boost them up. And Deming got hurt. Taking the heart at the end of the season. So I remember that. Yeah. All right, Jerry, we're on to you. Do you have a question? Yep, I'm glad I didn't get that question because I would have gone with my heart. All right, Joey, which player wants Pierce and the heart wants Pierce? So badly. Why did Celine Dion start playing in my head immediately? Well, I was listening to music when you're on show. Is it because she's on spot? Oh, yes, it is. OK. All right, Joey, tell me which player had more PPR fantasy points in this past season? Was it Jarrett McKinnon or was it Tyler Algier? Jarrett McKinnon. That is correct. What letter would you like? T. T. There are four T's. T. T. T. T. T. T. Oh, that didn't sound right. Question, please. Joey. All right, you got 2000 round bank. You asked for a question, even in a joke. I got to go with the rules. So here's your next question, Joey. Which player had more PPR fantasy points this past season? Was it Deandre Swift or was it Cam Acres? Cam Acres. I'm sorry, it was Deandre Swift. Was it really? It was, yeah. Didn't think it was. Oh, God, I didn't think it was either. About 50 fantasy points. All right, Simon. OK. I got my Celine Dion playing in the background and I'm ready to go. We're synced with Celine. Yeah, we're, we're, we're so linked. Interesting. We're so linked to Dion. Coming back tomorrow. All right, Simon, here's your question. You asked for a question, correct? Sure. Do you want a question? Yeah, I'd like a question. I would like to solve, but I can't. OK, all right, Simon. Tell me, which player had more PPR fantasy points this past season? Was it James Conner or was it Antonio Gibson? These are, these are heartbreaking. Gibson. Sorry, it was James Conner. Yeah, it was. That's right. Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, my bad, my bad. Yeah, just, just because I thought. All right, Julia, right to you. I would love a question. Love a question. You got it. Tell me, Julia, which player more PPR fantasy points this last season? Was it Chris Olave or was it T. Higgins? Olave. I'm sorry, it was T. Higgins. Man, that was tough. How close were they? Close? I don't know. Perfect, awesome. T. Higgins had 220 fantasy points and Olave had 198. So fairly close, fairly close. That was a closer one. All right, Joey, we're back to you. Bye. I have been, I've been replacing the knowledge of last season in my head slowly with love for the rookies. And I'm feeling it today. Ditto. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. I was, I was 99% confident you were going to say love is blind. OK, I will say the drama following love is blind right now is so phenomenal. The post-show drama with Irina is just and Irina got a break for a little bit because Jackie started taking all the heat because of the text messages leaking if you've been keeping up on it. But don't worry, the attention is shifting back to Irina shortly. She's not out of the woodwork yet. Just you wait. I lean on her day. I'm in on the Vanderpup rule scandal. I'm waiting for the reunion. I didn't even like my wife has me totally bought in like I am ready to go. I don't think people who like the NFL and say they don't like reality TV are either lying or haven't given it an honest try because like it's the same thing. You love it for the same reason. That's the only reality show I still watch. I watch it. It works. It qualifies. OK. Question, please. All right, a question. You got it. Tell me which player had more PPR fantasy points this past season. Was it Cooper Cup or Evan Ingram? Evan Ingram. It was not Evan Ingram. It was a lot of games. Yeah, but he has a lot more. What are the games he played? Yeah, yeah. All right, Simon, back to you. I'd like a question. All right, you got it. Which player had more PPR fantasy points? Was it Tyler Lockett or was it Mark Andrews? Cross-positional. Tyler Lockett. Tyler Lockett's correct. What letter we got? You almost tricked me on that one. I'm going to take an N as in no. There is one N, Simon. It's going to be 500 in your round bank. I would like to buy an I. I. There are three I's. It's going to cost you three hundos. And I guess I take a question here now because I don't have enough money. Oh, no. Jail, are you a ghost? Oh, no. He's gone entirely. Hey, quick, we can do whatever we want. How do we want to solve this puzzle? Oh, should we talk about Love is Blind? Wait, you think he's still here? I think he's still here. This is camera stop. Oh, he's back. Oh, OK. We weren't going to. We weren't going to. There you go. I don't know what happened. The camera and the mic just shut off, and then it came back. And I didn't hit anything. OK. Where was I? I need a question. And I needed to be down at $200. So you're subtracting $200. OK, thank you. One, two. Man, that happened at the worst. I was in the middle of something. It just completely took my brain away. We had a backup plan. We did. All right. Now you need another question. I do. All right. Simon, which player had more PPR fantasy points this past season? Was it TJ Hawkinson or Deontay Johnson? Man, these cross positionals. I know Hawk was the number two tight end. Was that enough to beat out whatever the hell number wide receiver Deontay Johnson was? Wide receiver number average and disappointing. I'll say TJ Hawkinson. TJ Hawkinson is correct. What letter would you like? Give me an L as in loser. Lou Bonk, loser. I knew it. I knew it. No L's for you. Julia, we're back to you. What'd you like to do here, my friend? I would like a question, please. Question. You got it. All right, Julia, tell me, who had more PPR fantasy points this past season? Was it Drake London or was it Kenneth Walker? Kenneth Walker. Kenneth Walker is absolutely correct. What letter would you like? Sometimes I completely forget the question I asked. I know. An H as in Hogwarts. Hogwarts. I like that. One H. Well, that's where we knew it was going to be. So there's that. OK, I. Maybe 500 in your round bank, Julia. You can purchase them out here. You have enough. And that word could still be Sith. If this is a Star Wars theme puzzle. Right. I would like a question. Question. All right, you got it. That's a puzzle. Tell me, Julia, which player had more receiving yards this past season? Which player had more receiving yards this past season? Was it Chris Godwin? Or what? Now. You broke up. What did you say? Chris Godwin or who? Keenan Allen. Receiving yards? Yes. I think it was Keenan. Was it? I'm sorry. It was not Keenan Allen. It was Chris Godwin. I'm waiting for you to say. All right. Apologies for the internet issues. All right, Jerry, back to you. I want to buy some vows. I want to buy an A. Good call. OK. There are two days. There isn't any there, right? Apologies for the internet issues. I want to buy an E. Yeah. There are four E's. Yeah. That's going to cost you $400. What would you like to do here, Jerry? What the heck is that word? Oh. Crap. He's got it, guys. I don't see it in the chat. I don't see it in the chat. No, I'm almost there. We're not quite there yet. I'm going to take a question. Taking a question. All right, Joey, tell me which player had more receiving yards this past season in 2022. Which player had more receiving yards this past season? Was it Deandre Hopkins? Was it Alan Lazard? One more time. Hopkins or Lazard? Receiving yards. I'm going to go Lazard. Lazard is correct. What letter would you like? G. G. 1G. Bold. Fair. Yeah. I want to, where am I at? I want to buy an O. Oh, my gosh. Oh, nothing. Nothing, nothing. There are two O's, Joey. It's going to cost you $200. Question. Can't figure out the player. Question. This is your third question, Joey? My second question. Or wait, no, is it my third question? This is my second question. Second question. All right, Joey, which player had more receiving yards this past season? Is it Devo, Samuel? Or was it Zay Jones? Zay Jones. Zay Jones is correct. What letter would you like? Do we already have an H up there? OK, a W? W. I'm trying to get dollars at this point. Wait. Oh, I'm so close. Joey, how are you going to do? I need, I need a question. Question. That's what I like to hear. Let's go. All right, Joey, which player had more? Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. Yes! It's player had more receptions. Which player had more receptions this past season? Was it Jacoby Myers? Or was it Christian McCaffrey? More receptions? Yep. Jacoby Myers. Is incorrect. It was Christian McCaffrey. No! Simon, we're back to you. Jail, the rhyming name in this one really threw me for a loop because the spelling is not at all similar. This is one of my favorite road trip snacks. Eating Pirates Booty with Jerry Judy. Eating Pirates Booty with Jerry Judy is correct, Simon! Let's go! Oh, did we lose Julia? Julia froze, or just very shocked by this puzzle. And I was, I started cracking up in the middle of that because I was like, man, it's unlike the chat not to have this yet. And then Dame came in here with the smartness and said, I thunk, FanDuel is a strict in the word. And then they had to come in and break the, they had to break the moderation. Oh man, guys, I feel... Pirates Booty with Jerry Judy! I'm going to be honest, it's my bad. That one's on me. I had to not anticipate that the filters, the mods would stop Booty, but... Jail, you should apologize. Not the guy who's put ass ETN season as a puzzle on this show before. I think your finds are talking about like a cheddar popcorn from the gas station. Pirates Booty. Wait, who got it? Joey got it? Simon got it. Yeah, I got it! No, I didn't. That's good. Eating Pirates Booty with Jerry Judy. That's good. That's good. You were frozen, you looked shocked at it. Dude, and I like had to re-get it and everything. Who comes up with these puzzles? We do. Whoever's running the game. Sometimes Dustin throws one to us on Discord every once in a while, but we... These look great. These are all of these puzzles. You can get Pirates Booty with Jerry Judy. I was like, Maria was helping me. I looked, I was like, does everybody know Pirates Booty? I have no conception on how well-known that is. Is that like a popcorn kind of thing? Yeah. Yeah. It's like a smart food type of snack. Yeah. Oh, that's good. All right, Simon. Also, it's just so much fun coming up with these. The amount of time I spend sitting at my desk and I just like giggle to myself as I come up with these stupidest sentence you've ever heard that I'm gonna make people say out loud later is so much fun. If I come up with one of these randomly, I will totally send it to you. I feel like it's gonna pop in for me at some point. Yeah. Yes, we love it. We love it. All right, let's get into our next puzzle here. Puzzle number three. NFL player TV show mashup. This is going, this one works differently. If you haven't watched this show before, it might be confusing. Basically, we're just gonna take an NFL player name and shove it into the title of a TV show or something like that on TV. Just in there? Front. Just in there. A good example is a Boston Scott Pilgrim vs. The World or dude, where's my Derek Carr? Tim Patrick and Morty. That's really good. Mash him, smash him. Oh, I'm still mad about that one because I didn't get it right. And it was, oh, I should have. I still think about it. Joey, what was the one you got the other day? Oh, wait, that you didn't get? Nausea, hair, risky business. Yeah, that one. Nausea, your risky business. Oh man, all right. NFL player TV show mashup. Simon, you got that last one, correct me? Julia, you were going first on this one. Would you like a question? Yes, I would like a question. Okay, Julia, let's take a trip. Let's take a trip to the Bandol Sportsbook. Love it, let's go. Julia, tell me. True or false? The Indianapolis Colts are the odds on favorite to draft Anthony Richardson. I'm gonna say, oh no, false? False is correct. Since the Titans are actually the odds on favorite to draft Anthony Richardson. Oh, false is correct. I wouldn't mind that. Nice. All right, Julia, what consonant would you like to guess here? I would like to guess an R as in, R, pirate's booty. Do R's, it's gonna give you a thousand in your round bank. Which means you can purchase a vowel here if you would like, multiple vowels potentially. Or you can take another question or you can solve. Let's see another question. Another question, I like it. Stay in this category. All right, Julia, true or false? The New York Giants are the odds on favorite to draft Jackson Smith and Jigba. True. That is false. I'm sorry, that was the Houston Texans are the odds on favorite to draft Jackson Smith and Jigba. Poor guy. I don't know. Poor guy. Poor guy. Poor guy. Poor man. That poor, poor man. In that moment, all she could think about was Jackson ending up in Houston. Yeah. It's like, God, I tear what that'd be. Of course. No one. Yeah, no one. All right, Joey, we're back to you. I'm ready for my question. Question. All right, we're gonna stay in this category, Joey. Tell me, true or false? The New York Giants are the odds on favorite to draft Quinton Johnston. True. That is false. The Minnesota Vikings are the odds on favorite. You gonna pick true anytime today, Jail? No. No? Okay, just wondering. We'll see. All right, Simon, we're back to you. Let's do it. All right. Simon, true or false? The Atlanta Falcons are the odds on favorite to draft Fijon Robinson. Here's my answer. False. Oh, it looks, no, he did this as a trick. It's a trick. He's trying to, he's trying to do it too. Oh, should be more specific. Please be more specific. He's not gonna work here. True. True is correct. He has the Falcons. Thought I'd get you there. All right, what letter would you like? I don't know why, but a why is speaking to me. A why? Okay, why? All right. There's one why. It worked. 500 in your round banks. Not where I thought that why was gonna go. Oh, okay. I will take a question. All right. All right, Simon. Simon, which position is the odds on favorite for the Los Angeles Chargers to first draft? Oh, just in general. No options here. Yeah. Okay. Which position is the odds on favorite? The positions are your options. Yeah. Which position is the odds on favorite for the Los Angeles Chargers to draft first? So in the first round, I'll go with wide receiver. Wide receiver is correct, Simon. Well done. What letter would you like? I was, the reason I like said it like that was I was afraid it was gonna be like linebacker. Or like I was afraid it wasn't gonna be, I was thinking like it's probably a skill position but I'm afraid I'm thinking about this wrong. Defensive linebacker. I got it. I got it. And as in no way does Joey have it. And I bet one of the letters that shows up really did. I absolutely do. I have this. All right. He knows this stuff. That's the thing. He's got the pop culture situation. He does. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. Show me in. What? No ends. Not a single end. Mm. Oh. Oh my God. I got a two now. I am so upset. Julia, we're back. We're back to you. How would you like to do that? I'm so like, my brain is, I have to take a question. I think Joey like will power it into my head right after it was passed my turn just to make me feel sad. I have it. I'm ready. I believe that you do have it. Can I text JL? Sure. I'll look at it after. All right, Julia, you said question. Yes, please. All right, Julia, which position is the odds on favor for the New England Patriots to first draft this year? Running back. Sorry is wide receiver. They won't crack. Wide receiver. Damn it. Okay. I'm 50-50 on this and I might give it all away but I need to go for glory here. How I DK Metcalf your mother? How I DK Metcalf your mother is correct. Let's go. That is good. Cause you didn't know if it was spotter. Okay, that was good. Well, see, I was questioning of JL's spell rights. I was like, how I dec, how I co-commit your mother was the first thing to pop in my head when I figured out your mother. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, and things in here. How I JK Dobbins your mother, which would have fit. I don't know if the letters worked, but it would have fit. All right. This is the prequel. And Dane coming in with how I DK Metcalf your mother two minutes ago. But there's a how I met your father now. So I was afraid. Yeah, there is. I was nervous. And it is not as good. What the? How I met your father was so good. So good. So good. Julia, I'd like to apologize for how aggressive I was once I got it. And I think I flexed or something at all point. That was just great. I'm sorry. It was great. I can't wait to flex with you in person, Joey. That'll be fine. I know we get to see each other in August. It's gonna be so much fun. It's gonna be so great. I'll make them to expo so you can see us too. I imagine seeing you across the room and running to you in slow motion. That's literally what I imagined. I mean, that's what I'm hoping happens. But you know, we'll see. Now is Canton responsible for the slow motion or are you gonna provide the slow motion to yourself? Like is this an area of effect spell that's like affecting everyone or are you just? With Celine Dion in the background. This is. Art will go on. And I. That's Whitney Houston. Yeah, I was like, but that's what I was thinking. As soon as I sang it, I was like, that's not Celine Dion. I know why you're thinking of that song because the movie you watched last night. 100%. Yeah. Oh, no. Oh, no. All right. Who does pick first? Julie, you're frozen. Oh, my tears first. Simon goes first. I get $1,000 and Julie and Simon get money taken out of their regular bank. Dang. Joey, you wanna run this game? Joey, thanks. I mean, I keep asking, but you know. That's funny. No, no, no. Our bad. All right, this one. Another mash-up football term business match-up. Football term business match-up. Yeah. It's business time. Let's see. Simon, you're going first on this one. I'd like a question. I would like a question. He's trying to solve it. Of course you would. Baby? Well, baby, baby wants this question. Baby gets this question. All right, here it is, Simon. Which player had more passing touchdowns this season? Which player had more passing touchdowns this season? Was it Tom Brady or was it Jack Prescott? It was Interceptions. I know the answer 100% positive. It was Pass Attempts. I know the answer 100% positive. I'm going to say Tom Brady. Tom Brady is correct, Simon. What letter would you like? A D. He wants a D. There's one D. Wow. One D, Simon. Well done. It's going to give you 500 in your round bank. OK. I would like another question. Another question. You got it. All right, Simon. Which player had more passing touchdowns this past season? Which player had more passing touchdowns this past season? Was it Baker Mayfield or was it Kenny Pickett? Baker Mayfield. Baker Mayfield is correct. What letter was you like? An N as in Nancy. One N. It's going to give you another 500, Simon. You can purchase it out here. You can take another question or you can solve it. This is your last opportunity to buy thousands. I would like to buy an I. As in I would like to buy an I. As in I would, OK. Stop there. I'll stop there. One I, Simon. It's going to cost you 100. You're actually the same. I'd like to buy an E. E. There's one E. Look at you. OK, then I would like to buy an O. An O. There's one O. My God. Oh, my God. Wow, we are right there. I would like to buy an A. An A, you ask for. There's three As, Simon. Bringing you below the 500 threshold. So you can take a question or you can solve. I can't. It went a completely different direction than I thought when those A showed up. So I need my third and final question. Third and final question. All right, Simon, which player had more interceptions this past season? Was it Jacobi Berset? Or was it Matthew Stafford? I figured it out. So now what was the question? Sorry, I forgot to listen to you. Which player had more interceptions? Sorry, which player had more interceptions this past season? Was it Jacobi Berset? Or was it Matthew Stafford? Matthew Stafford. Matthew Stafford is correct. What letter would you like? A T. T. There's two T. Simon, give me an extra 1,000. And I will go ahead and solve this puzzle here. This is Draft Capital One. Draft Capital One is correct, Simon. Done. Well, I'm in. I didn't know what a business was, apparently. That was a mess. Mine, Joe business. I'm a kip, a kip. No. Joey, what were you thinking about as far as businesses go? I don't know. I was just going to sit here and look around. Joey's a risky, can't fit anywhere in here. Oh, God. He's just trying to fit in how she a risky biz. Yeah. How can she a risky biz? That would have worked. Was the chat on this one? The chat got this one up. Yeah, they did. Mr. Scamper's trap one. Capitol one. I'll tell you what, the contestants on this show are really screwed if the chat ever comes on to play. Oh, yeah, we're just totally screwed. Grimman said, Draft magical one. I like that. That is a good one. I don't know. I see Tim said, footy business man, footy business man. That's my brother. That's my brother. Team Rider, the footy business man. Both. Actually, they're one and the same. Actually, Tim and I, I have a picture of Tim and I playing footsies at last year's expo. Hmm. Well, I'm not going to ask you how you all feel about Capital One next season. So let's get into our next puzzle. I need to pay my Capital One bill. Yeah, we're able. It's a good reminder. Yeah. All right, football terms. You don't have to pay any of these. Yeah, it's all, it's all. It's just free money. All right, football terms is the category. This one is crossword style. So these are all football terms, but it's just crossword style. Simon, you got that last one correct. So Julia, you are going first on this one. OK, I would like a question. Question. All right, Julia, which player had more passing yards this past season? Was it Brock Purdy or was it Jacobi Berset? Brock Purdy. Sorry, it was Jacobi Berset. God, the jacuzzi. I know there's the first 10 games or whatever it was. He was. He did play for that many games. Jesus. He used to start for 11 games. I mean, they were, they were. He did good, though. He did pretty decent. But the games were not fun to watch. No, I feel like I like Jacobi Berset. But those games were not like, they wasn't like, man, I'm really glad I caught the bronze game this weekend. Right. It was brutal. All right, Joe, back to you. I would like a question, please. All right, Joey, which player had more passing yards this past season? Was it Sam Darnold or to Sean Watson? Sean Watson. I'm sorry. It was Sam Darnold. I said Sam Darnold. I said Sam Darnold. I like how you feel when you're just under your breath. Yeah. You should have heard my Clinton-Johnston interpretation. That one was. That was Clinton-Johnston. Clinton-Johnston. All right, Simon, we're back to you. Sam Darnold. Yeah. Plus, Simon. I'll take a question. Question. All right, Simon, which player had more passing yards this past season? Was it Bailey Zappi or Mitchell Trubisky? Stop that. Man, I was all in on the Zappi train. I don't know if you guys remember, but I like immediately, like when you came in the first passing through, I was like quarterback controversy. Here we go. Like, let's do it. Like, that was some of the drama that I lived for during the season. I'm saying Zappi here. I'm sorry. It was Mitchell Trubisky. Yeah, by the statistics, but not by the other metrics. By your heart. By your heart. Yeah. With your more yards in my heart, it's not even close. There's not a single milky, milky yard in my heart from milky to milky. Roast man. No. Oh, good lord. I would like a question, please. A question. All right. You got it. Julia, which player had more passing yards this past season? Was it Derek Carr or was it Dak Prescott? As long as you didn't say Jacobi Bressette. Did I give you multiple Jacobi Bressette questions on accident? Oh, I have a whole category, a whole category. So we bring up with Jeopardy the whole board. It's just different Jacobi Bressette category. Trivia, just all Jacobi Bressette, Trivia. So you said it was Carr or Prescott? Passing yards. You know what? I'm going to say Carr. Carr is correct. Ah, there you go. OK, let's go with S. S. There's one S. I'm going to give you 500 in your round bank. I would like a question, please. Question. You got it. All right. Which player threw more passing touchdowns this past season? Was it Joe Burrow or Tua Tonga by Loa? Joey B. Joey B is correct. What consonant would you like? R. There is one R. I really thought that was suplexes. All right, Julia, that's going to give you another 500. You can purchase the VAL here. You can buy a Hayabal or you can do other synonyms to purchase or buy as it relates to VALs. Or you can take another question or solve. This is your last opportunity to buy VALs, just so you know, this turn, unless it comes back around. OK, then I will buy VAL. I would like to purchase the letter A. Oh my god, hang on a little bit. A? Yes. Two A's, it's going to cost you 200. And your options are the same. You can still purchase VALs. Correct. What did Simon, what did you say? I said rats, because that A messed up what I had written down in ink. And now I have to start my little crossword picture all over again. I crossed mine off too. It was sack, and that's OK. I would like a question, please. Question, all right, you got it. Which player had more interceptions this past season? Which player had more interceptions past season? Was it Geno Smith or Kirk Cousins? Kirk Cousins. That is correct. What constant would you like? Suck it, Kirk. I had Kirk, and he broke my heart so many times. I would like a T as in Tom Brady. T, there are two T's. Meaning you were going to bank this money, Julia. It's going to be another 1,000. And you were going to bank this money. I'm going to give you five seconds to solve, if you like, starting now. I don't. All right, we're going to move on to Joey. I have a question for you. It's OK. That's all right. But if you bank that money, putting you in second place, so you were still in this game. How about Joey? Joey, we're back to you. Hi, I'm Oh, I'm Joey. Yeah, I would like a question. Please question for Joey. All right, Joey. Joey, tell me. Which player had more rushing attempts? Which player had more rushing attempts? Was it Aaron Rogers or Justin Herbert? Aaron, no, Justin Herbert. Justin Herbert is correct. Which letter would you like? I would like an H. Why did I pick an H? I want an H. They're bonk. No H's. All right, all right, Simon. Hey, Joey, you should have picked a letter that was on the puzzle. I will take a question. You are funny looking. Thank you. All right, Simon. Which player had more passing attempts this past season? Which player had more passing attempts? Was it Justin Fields or was it Zach Wilson? Oh, God. Justin Fields, please. Justin Fields is correct. What letter would you like? I will take an M as in mama mia. Mama mia. There's one M. I was hoping there was more. I was not. Yeah, there's not. So I'm going to buy a vowel. I'm going to buy an E as in eek. There are two E's. It's going to cost you 200, Simon. OK, then give me another question. Another question, you got it. Simon, which player had more rushing attempts this past season? Was it Kyler Murray or was it Mac Jones? This was Mac Jones. This was not Mac Jones. This was Kyler Murray and Julia. Julia, we're back to you. What was the trick? I would like a question. Question. All right, Julia, tell me which player had more targets this past season? Which player had more targets this past season? Was it DK Metcalfe or was it or was it? Don't say Jacobi Brasat. Or was it, you know what? Sam, say Jacobi Brasat. Was it DK Metcalfe or Deandre Hopkins? How many targets who had the most target? Metcalfe. Metcalfe's correct. What letter would you like? I would like a C as in, I don't know, candy. Kind of keep it with a witty, right? Is that what you're going to say? We'll come at it. We'll come at it. There you go. Three C's. That's going to give you a 1,500 in your round bank, Julia. Purchase is out here. For you to solve, I'll take another question. Um, hold on. I was going to see if it says blah, blah, blah, blah. Can I just ask you a regular question? So, you know how the first word that is down, the top letter, it's not like it doesn't go with the word on the right, right? No, it doesn't go with the word. It's just like a normal crossword. That is going to make this much easier for me because I was like, that's not going to work. Can I have a question, please? Yes, you may. Julia, which player had more targets this past season? Uh-oh. Am I here? Yeah, I can. Were the most targets? Yes, which player had more targets this past season? Was it Mike Evans? Or was it Marquis Brown? Ew, uh, Marquis Brown. Sorry, it was Mike Evans. You're making it. Mike Evans, Joey. I'm so close to solving it. I'm not close to solving it, so let's go. If it goes, I'm going to win it. Yeah, all right. I got one word solved. Don't you worry. All right, Joey, which player had more receiving touchdowns this past season? Which player got more receiving touchdowns this past season? Was it Christian Watson? Or was it? Or was it Terry McClearn? Christian Watson. Christian Watson is correct. What letter would you like? An L. An L? There's one L. Really? That's it? That's it. That's a let down. Yeah, tell me about it. I would like a question, please. Second question. All right, Joey, which player had more receiving yards this past season? Was it Adam Thielen? Adam Thielen. Or was it? Jacobi Berset. Jacobi Berset. I'm going to go with, no, Adam Thielen was a red. I'm going to go with Jerry Judy on the side. That's correct. Joey, what letter would you like? B as in Bob. B, there's one P. There's only one. Can I tell you? I love Adam Thielen so much that I don't know why I do, but I'm just obsessed with him. That when we get a dog, I am demanding that we name it Adam Thielen. Really? The full name? I just love it. I just love it. Can you hear Adam Thielen? Is this my dog, Adam Thielen? You always got a call for me. Why did you call him Adam Thielen? Why did you poop on the rug? Adam Thielen. Adam Thielen. You got to get the middle name in there, too. Adam Paul Thielen. What is that word? What is that word? Can I find it? Joey, it's your turn. Yes, you can buy a bow. You want to buy a bow. Wait, but then I won't be able to win. Man, this game's hard. Where that is? I'm going to buy a question. All right, you're buying a question. All right, Joey, which player had more receiving yards this past season? Was it Donovan People's Jones or was it Michael Pittman? Michael Pittman. That's correct. What letter would you like? Now, this is where it gets tough for folks. I'm going to go with an N. N. There's one N, Joey. Oh, oh. 1,500. And you're going to bank this money, Joey. I'm going to give you five seconds to solve. OK, Scramble. I just started scramble. Bong. I'm sorry, moving on to Simon. You are going to bank this money. I'm going to give you a 1,500. Give me a Julia back her 1,500. Simon, you have 300. Oh, my God. I would like to solve this puzzle. OK, say exactly how it's written. It doesn't matter what order I say the words in as long as I get them all. OK, I've got Scramble, Snap, Pocket, Pick, and Action. Give me one second. I don't remember what the solution to this is. I think you're right. Because that's what I'm saying. Let me just make sure. Oh, no. No. Camping. Yep. No. Julia. I'm sorry, Simon. That is incorrect. Freaking C would have been on the board if it would have been Action right there. Hold on. Once I pull it back up, pull it back up. So A would have been there too, Simon. He said Action. He said Action. The entire puzzle was incorrect. Julia, we are back to you. What would you like to do? Take a question. What that one word is. Or you can buy a vowel. Gone. I can buy a vowel. You can buy a vowel. I'm wondering if I should buy a vowel. I should probably buy a vowel, right? I don't know. Let's buy a vowel. Sure. I love this tension. What vowel? I would like an O. An O. There are three O's, Julia. Oh. It's probably 300. Oh my god. Oh my god, why can't I see it? Would you like to take another question, or you can buy another vowel, or you can solve? Oh my god, why can't I see it? But I'm going to need an answer, Julia. Hold on. Let's talk about something. We can't talk very long, Julia. I need an answer. I'm going to start my question. It is so exciting. I'm starting my question. I don't know. You can always buy another vowel to try to solve. What? All right, Julia, let's go and show another question. I'm going to buy a vowel. And she can't do that. You can't buy a vowel. I'm going to ask you a question. You can buy a vowel after this if you get it right. You can ask a question. All right, Julia, tell me, which player had more receiving touchdowns in this past season? Was it Mike Williams or was it DJ Moore? Mike Williams. I'm sorry. It was DJ Moore. There's no way it was DJ Moore. It was DJ Moore. Yeah, we didn't get what's happened for the first time in his career, right? Yeah. Oh no, Joey, we're back to you. My name is Joey Wright. We're not about to let Joey win this game. No, to win the game. My name is a Joey. My name is a Joey. All right, so the words are scramble, snap, pocket, pick, and option. Joey, you are correct to win this game. I couldn't see it. Joey, oh my God, absolutely brutal finish to this game. The end of that game, all three of us had an opportunity to solve that puzzle, to win the game. But Joey's the one who pulls it out. No, we're not going to score ever. Well done. I'm going to stop it. Just go to break. Yes, what is going to do? I don't know, I'm doing it. It's embarrassing, it's what it is. Are you punching the air? Julia, this was one of the closest and most tense games we've had here on for our fantasy. But I want to thank you so much. We're taking the time and energy to come and play with us. We really appreciate it. I will, whenever you ask me, I will be here. It's so funny. Everybody watching, if you are not already following our friend Julia on Twitter, go and fix that right this instant. She's on Twitter at Julia Papworth. It'll be there right below her face on the screen whenever we take Scott's comment down here. But Scott had an important question first for Julia. Wanted to know, are you going to the LA Live Scott Fish Bowl Draft? I think I'm going to go to that, Scott Fish. I will be there. I have a secret. I'm trying to go. We will see. We will see. We can run across the room in slow motion as well. Yes. And Joey will just be there running to no one. Jail's getting Baltimore and you start in LA and you guys just meet in the middle of the country and then you'll fly to LA together. Also, Scott, for PubTrivia, the next PubTrivia will be next week. This week we've got our mock draft. And for those of you who are in our mock draft, I'm going to be starting right after this over on our YouTube channel. Very quickly. And for those of you who are not in our mock draft, we've got three spots left. So come and grab one. Join us on our channel right after this. The amount of time between this stream and the next stream is going to be the amount of time it takes me to pee and fill my water. Oh, I've got to pee, too. And we will be live over there. But another big thanks to Julia. Thank you to everybody in the chat for coming in and having fun with us. This was kind of fun. And we will see all of you in approximately two and a half minutes. Adios, everybody. So good to be here. Bye. Bye.