 I'm that deep sea fish. It's my favorite animal. Fish? Not named a penguin. Just any fish? Hey, hey, you're being a little loud. My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb Jake. We went on tour, a little baseball tour. Tell them about it. James, we sure did Milwaukee. We told the people last week about it before it, and then it happened, and it was while it was happening for people who were nuts. The people do need to know how's your hamstring. Not great, I'd like to get it checked out. Hamstring hurts, took a fall in the sausage race. We did a lot of fun stuff. The Cubs were gonna have us throw out the first pitch, but it got rained out, so thanks, my grandma. Thanks, God. My grandma says she's a weather witch, so I can blame a lot of bad weather on her. Your grandma's my religion. And we got to meet a lot of people. Jake got challenged to a stretch off, and he lost, do we have the footage? The challenger, Charlie, was the judge as well. Yes. I've been getting jobbed by the judges recently. Jake, let's do a stretch off, you lose. Yeah, tough. Did the same exact stretch. He beat you though. He said, could you put your palm on the floor? I did, and he said, well, I beat you. Yeah, you won't. Check the tape. Let's talk about the sports though, Jake, because we've got a doozy of a story coming from the New York Mets. Can you update the people? Jim, step right up and greet the Mets. Our Mets had a must win series this weekend against the Nationals, and they did, but that is not the story. Javi Baez busts out the thumbs down, which we've seen in New York sports before. Heck, the New York Yankees. Unfortunately, Jim, the Mets players were booing their fans. They're booing the fans. Which is tough. The Mets players said that since they get booed when they perform bad, they're gonna boo the fans when they do well. And it was interesting because Kevin Pilar was part of the Cruz Lindor Baez and Pilar. And Pilar was like, no, no, no, we're just having fun. We don't mean anything by it. You know, understood that you should probably, you know, say face a little or just like not say that. Javi Baez said the fans need to get better. They're booing the fans, I don't know. And then the manager, not the manager, the general manager of the Mets put out a statement. The president, I think he's a president. Sandy. Sandy. He put out a statement and said, no players are allowed to do gestures and be rude to the fans. You can't boo our fans. Oh, I wonder why guys? Cause that's other money. Yeah. You can't really insult the paying customer. Otherwise, your business goes down. I will say this. What are you gonna say? Harassing on social media, hate it. Being rude and saying like very rude and crass comments and saying like, you been, you've been after they strike out. I'm not for. I am so pro booing. People are acting like booing is mean. You see something. There's bases loaded. You want them to get the game tying hit. They don't get the game tying hit. It's a natural reaction. It's harmless. It means nothing. Our guy, Joe's McFly, summed it up in a tweet very well. He's like, cheater got booed. Mariano got booed. It's like a part of it. And once you accept that, then it's fine. We'll cheer for you in the highest of highs. When you do something we don't like, you might get booed. We don't like the New York sports band that goes, you fucking bum sit on your worthless. That's, shut up. You've crossed the line. But boo is about, you know, that's the exchange. You go to a game. You want to see good stuff. You see bad stuff. You boo as long as you cheer the good. That's as normal as it gets. People are acting like boo is like an insult. I don't know. I think this is good for the Mets. I'm fine with a smattering of boo's for bad performance. And the Mets stink. Good job Mets. Finish strong. The Mets are the Mets are the Mets. No, it's not the Mets, Jim. What's that? Dugout Mugs. Dugout Mugs. Tell the people what you're doing on our trip. Yeah, so when we went on our stadium tour, we went to a bunch of different MLB stadiums. We went to Milwaukee, we went to Chicago, we went to Pittsburgh, we went to Philly. And we got, you know, special treatment. They treated us well. They welcomed us. They allowed us in the dugout. What I did, I went into all the dugouts and I collected all the bugs. And then I stored them in my dugout mug. So I have a dugout mug full of dugout bugs. Not what you're supposed to use it for. Not what you're supposed to use it for drinking out of. That's usually what I use it for. This one right now, full of bugs. Zach, fake bugs all over Jake's face, crawling. Now he's sucking them in. I ate them all in. They never touched my face. Fucking idiot. Dugout Mugs are the best promo code dumb. Here's a dad of the year. Jim's trying to get this. Dugout Mugs, code dumb. dugoutmugs.com slash dumb. They're awesome gifts. You can customize them. They're the best. They're sturdy. They're real. Like, hit yourself in the head. It's real. James, we are now jumping over to almost a breakdown. My guy, my spiritual king, takes a nap in the mighty Euphrates River of Tulsa. And the image is just perfect. He is mistaken for a dead body. They bust out like the inflatable rescue life crew. They've got a gaggle of shellies going out to save them. And it's just a guy sleeping in like a dry river. Yeah, and I think he should still be in trouble. This is a classic case of like when you go in the deep end and you fake like just float hoping that your parents or someone's gonna come up and be like, hey, are you okay? Because there's no way he didn't hear the boat approaching him as he's laying in the water and a boat with a motor. I don't think it had a motor. I think they were paddling. Well, either way, he heard them and he still acted like he was asleep until they touched him. It's a cry for help. So I let's like ask him what he's all about. And my relaxation king is relaxing. He had shoes on. It's the dream. You're laying by the river as it rolls past you. It's like a, it's one of those like lay down and go to your happy place. He had shoes and pants on. And his happy place is laying next to a river and taking a good nap. No shirt, pants and shoes. I don't know if he had shoes. You're coming in hot with the shoes. I know he was definitely topless. He was wearing pants, which was the odd thing. I thought he had shoes on. But I think that's where- Pause and we will check. More sports. More sports. More sports, Jake. What are we talking about here? We're talking about the Pope, Jim. Per usual, a sports king of the world. Pope Francis, more of a JP three guy myself. But Pope Francis, he's always been known as a footy fan. He started playing the board game version of footy. What do you call foosball? Table game, the table game of soccer, foosball. Did he even start playing it? Someone just gave it to him as a gift. And he was like, okay, cool. It is a pretty big jump to say you like soccer, you like foosball. He probably spins. You think the Pope's a spinner? Yes, he is. Definitely a spinner. And then he says, I can do what I want, I'm the Pope. You're not a spins guy. So the Pope is now a table sport all star, which brings us to not sports. So there's some McDonald's stuff going on in the not sports here. Oh yeah, two McDonald's things, both from the UK. No, one's from Wisconsin. In the UK, McDonald's- The UK of the States, to be fair. Ooh, what would the UK of the States be? It's either like Wisconsin or Maine, right? It's like New England, New England. McDonald's has run out of milkshakes in the UK. I've never been a milkshake guy. I think that shocks people when they see this, but- A lot of people watching are shocked. A lot of people don't believe. Very many are like, that makes sense. Hasn't been a me thing. Out of milkshakes in McDonald's. It confirmed the Lori driver shortage was one reason behind the disruption. Say that again and tell us about it. The Lori driver shortage was one reason behind the disruption. Tell me what a Lori driver shortage is. So they're out of truck drivers who transfer the products that help make the milkshakes. Okay. And then in Wisconsin, a cow was seen wading in the McDonald's drive-through with a funny image. Zach liked the image of the cow. Someone took a picture of it, and then they went up to the car and they said, hey, you got a cow in the back seat. And the driver said, actually I got three. Check again, bozo. And then they looked and there's three cows, calves. And they had just bought them from an auction. And this line strikes me wrong, Jake. The owner says that we just bought them at an auction and there's no other way that we could bring them home. Well, if you drove to an auction to buy some cows, how did you not plan to drive them? Don't act like, oh, we got stuck with these cows. It was the only way home. You'd like to be better prepped. You'd like to be better prepped. This was an impromptu cow purchase. A trailer or anything besides this. Yeah, like the image is funny. I mean, Zach liked it because he likes just packing animals into a tight place. That's basically how the weekly dump started. How are there two more backs? There gotta be babies, right? I think they're babies. And I guess if you have the front seat slid up and you got the base rows there, they can... You ever milked a cow? I have not. You often ask this. I'd say it's quarterly. Oh, just checking? Eventually, the answer will be yes. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. Who are we giving it to? I think it's the coach. Coach Ballgame? You gotta check him out. He's a bottle of weird. If you're an adult, if you're a kid, he's heaven. Heaven both ways. Congrats to Coach. Coach Ballgame. He just finished up a tour too. Tour week. Tour week, it's over. All three cameras, Zach. Here we go, one. Two. Three. Oh, for three. All right, ended how we said. That was a weekly dump. Support for this program was brought to you by Dugout Mugs. Go to dugoutmugs.com slash dumb to get 30% off site-wide and grab a great gift from Dugout Mugs. I keep my bugs in mind. I milked a cow. Been asked. Zach did. With his eyes. Nope. With his eyes. He did. He looks at me just like you. I saw it. I'm looking at him. It's actually on the back of that piece of paper. Let's describe Zach for the people. He's wearing J.M. Joggers with Adidas sneakers. A blue like Henley. What do we call that? The Dexter shirts. The Dexter murder shirts, right? Yes, the Dexter murder shirt. It's a nice color blue. Is that an old Gary hat? There's a name for that color blue when it has the gray in it and stuff. Yes, it's a Heathered blue Dexter murder shirt and a backwards L. Gary hat. I think it's a good look. It's a perfect Monday. It might rain today. Good Monday look. Yeah. Bulge.