 Now, there we go. Finally, I've fixed it. Awesome. Yes. I'm sure I'll meet with you soon. Alright, and we're live again! And we are muted. And we're live again. Oh no wait, that's muted on Skype. Alright, welcome to the Diablo 3 Season 3 live stream. We're just getting started. Sorry for the technical difficulties. If you're not already in this game, come on in. It's just starting. This is the first few minutes of this brand new season. Alright, so let's get into the game, guys. I think we're going to be running already mode for now. That's the most efficient way to move along. Why not expert? I mean, sorry about that. So, compared to expert, hard mode is more efficient. As in, like, the most helpless HP and you can farm them faster. The map has been gone. Pretty much everybody on the internet says that farming hard is faster right now. But we're just leveling up. We're not really farming yet. Well, we're farming to level up, right? Let's see. Okay, well, let's try hard. And if that's too slow, we can try expert. We're going to be running adventure mode. Let's go. Yes. Alright, let's see this. I hope I didn't make a mess of this. Awesome. Ladies and gentlemen of the internet, the butt kicking shall commence soon. Very soon. Okay, I didn't get a friend request yet. Maybe it's just slow. Okay, are you in game? I might be. Hold on. No, I'm out of the game. I'm just sitting here staring at a menu. Okay, that's a good thing. Using the email should work better. Oh yeah, let's get the business. Wee. Add a friend. Friend request sent. We are now BFF. Alright. Wee. Alright, so let's see. Let's hear your Clark. Right now I'm just sort of standing around as a witch doctor. But I'm open to whatever. I've got a few characters. I haven't played any of them yet though. Okay, I've got a witch doctor, a wizard, and a witch. Oh, I got it. Yeah, shit. Okay. Your problem right now is that you have to start an edition. Am I playing the wrong version of this buddy game? I bought the whole thing. Oh you did, then you're on the wrong account. Aw, fuck. I'm an idiot. Are we live? Am I allowed to swear? Yes, you're live. A little bit, not too much. Okay, because I will... I am not seeing comments on our live stream. Get on your game. Why am I playing this starter edition when I bought the bloody thing? Or maybe because I'm in the wrong account. You have to be in the wrong account. This has to be the case. So my Twitch streaming quality is quite bad. So I'm going to have to switch to something else. Anybody of you know good settings for Twitch? It automatically determines what... I don't know. Okay, how do I make it... ...determined? Just do the test. Alright, test bandwidth, here we go. Anthony, did you see the comment I made as I was in the wrong account? I do not. I'm so glad that YouTube's... Oh yes I do, I do see that comment. Why do I see anyone else's comments? I don't know. But let me tweet this out and get... Is the video clear and smooth? Or is it directly like before? Let's see here. Let me get this to be live. Seems to be fairly smooth for the past few seconds I've been watching. Okay. Okay. And let me get this shared out. Jesus. Oh. What happened, yo? I was in my old account and it didn't have the output. I went full retard. Alright. Come on, Curtis, you never go full... You never go that way all the way. I went the whole way. Seems to be fairly smooth for the past few seconds I've been watching. Okay, I totally did it. Okay, I'm going to send a request. Okay. And let me get this shared out. Okay, now you can add me to the party and I can totally play now. You can totally play. I was in my... Pretty sure. You're totally down to play right now. Right now. What's the best class? I want to blow stuff up. Damn. Okay. Do you know that there's no Pyro class? Yeah, I want to burn things. Alright, mages. Okay, I'll be a mage. That's pretty boring, but alright. Maybe a witch doctor. She was throwing spit and stuff. She was dirty. Oh, that sounded bad. Alright. What am I not going to log on? You're logged on now, but not in-game. What's going on now? The game is running. Oh, what the... Oh, I'm in a game. Wait, hold on. I don't want... Oh, I got to accept all these bologna. Credentials. Hang on. Yeah, I'm going to read them all. Oh, Blizzard, if you're watching. Thanks. I love reading legalese. 38 years old and I play video games. Like, I'm going to read that. Life. Okay, here we go. Blizzard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Alright. Witch doctor. What? I want to be a... Wow, this... I've been with worse, but damn. It's going to get better with the... How do you say? Gear? Oh, okay. Okay. Let's get some gear. Hey Michael, how come you're level 70? Oh, I'm just going to switch champion right now. Okay, I'm staying at the menu. I've got a chick with like this leather bikini on. Okay, let me invite you to the group. Accept this. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Now we're all naked people, ready to join the game. And I'm ready. Yeah. Oh, man. Never been this happy to be naked. Alright, are we ready? So, Seasonal Hero are not allowed to play with nuns. Seasonal Hero. One of you isn't using a Seasonal Hero. Curtis, you hit the Seasonal Hero button. Why is it making it so difficult on me? I don't know. Nope, it's not. I just checked. Is it me? Am I the problem? Yeah, you're the problem. As usual, Curtis. Holy shit. Okay. Alright. I want to create a hero, make me a Seasonal Hero, because that's important. Indeed. Okay. We're going to call this one Big C. Oh, man. It's a dude, though. I don't want to be a dude. I want to be an ugly chick. I always wish that. Sounds good. There's a male, female, gender bender button on the lower left-hand corner. And I just invited you to the clan. You can't be partying with us if you're not in the clan, dude. I was in the clan in my other account. Oh, there. I'm not... Look at the face on this thing. Alright, let's go. I know how to roll. Okay. Am I... Am I in? Oh, man. Are you Seasonal yet? You need to accept the clan invitation, Curtis. Bottom right corner. Okay. Here we go. Press Shift O. Again. No, I know. I'm sorry. I'm not the smartest dude. That's for damn sure. Okay, I'm in the community. I'm in the clan. Am I the right character now? I've still got a switch. It says you're the right character, but when I look at your name, it doesn't say Seasonal. So it's kind of weird. Let's just hit Start Game. Let's try this one. Oh, there was a problem. I checked this out. What was that? How do I kick you? Am I... Come on, big C. Okay, let's go to Witch Doctor. Seasonal Hero. God damn it. Oh, that's right. You got it now. This one had better work, or I'm going to strip Heavy Ball. Character. Now what? Are you sure this time? We cool? Yup. It did work. Oh, yeah. I can't believe I got to teach you guys how to play this game and all this shit. Again. Ah. Curtis, I'm so glad that you came to school us on this. Yeah, you're welcome, guys. I'll be here for a while. Where should we start, Michael? I got to turn my volume down. How about the archive resultant cool? Yeah. All right. Right now I'm soloing. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Where do I go? Archive resultant cool. I have no clue what we're doing. I don't think we're going to start with a boss. Yeah, let's start with a boss. Sure. Why not? Let's get our faces wrecked. Hey. I'm in the corner, guys. I don't think this is the way to go. Okay. Let's do it. Oh, wow. It's actually pretty easy. I got this. It's because of me. One guy is down. Where did you come from? We really should be on experts. I think this is too easy. Dude's well green and glowing and creepy. What the shit? Whoa. Can we try experts? Yeah, that was like way too easy. Yeah, let's go ahead and try expert. Where am I? The owner of the game has to do that. Leave the game. Leave the game? All right. So you all get kicked out. I'm running around. Yeah. I'm going to go to the terminus. All right. Let's leave the game. No, everybody has to leave the game. Aw. Everybody out. What the hell was that? Leaving the game lasted like 30 seconds. That's a normal playthrough with Curtis Pike, right? 30 seconds. All right. Here we go again. Are we live on freedom and all that good stuff? We are. All right. All right. This guy is holding cool again. I think it's about time that people meet the real Curtis. They get to know the real guy. Crazy person. Crazy Curtis. Are we going back to the game? Yep. We're looking at the screen. I look at the screen. I see George's mug, but that's it. Cool. Well, that's because we're all in like different places. Oh, so he's the face of freedom. Jesus. I don't know when that happened. Probably when he decided to make the company. But I don't know. I don't. I don't know. Is that a wizard? Oh, this guy's nothing. Oh, he smoked me. Last time we had two. Where's the other one? Oh, he killed it. We're level three. Yeah. Where's the little death pool with the arms reaching out of it? I want to see that again. Yeah, there you go. There we go. Hey, nice little... That's my only... That's my contribution right there, guys. Very well. Wait a minute. Your contribution is... Wait a minute. It's in the air. Like an old man. You could just call me Bigsy the Fister. Uh, rather not. Nope. No? I'd also rather not explain that joke. So... Come on over to... Okay, let's go there. Yeah, I have no idea where that is, but... You just click on the flag of George. When you go back in town. Or teleport to me. Well, I think you can right click his portrait and just hit teleport to him, yeah? Yeah, that works too. So, here's a guy. Teleports a player. I'm on my way. Like, I so... Whoa! You know, every time I teleport to George, I die. Like, no joke. Sorry about that. I just need to kill some of these dudes. Oh, hold your... Hold on. I'm not near you guys. And then get here, are you? I have no time to wait. Oh, yeah. Summon zombie dogs. You can never have enough zombie dogs! Yeah. You know, every time I see that AoE, I wonder if it's yours or whether it's a hostile AoE. It's mine. Oh, shit. Oh, okay, okay, alright. Okay. I'm getting bitten. Um, yeah, you know how long this playthrough would last if we were... Not that long. No, it would just be you playing after the first half hour. Aw. Who's creating portals? Oh, no, that was like, game. Okay. I don't think you fully understand how good I am at this game. I don't think you fully understand how delusional you are. No, but my doctor does. He knows all about it. Alright. Man, let me... I don't see that AoE. Good job, man. You're shriking them. Look at this bugger. He come out, huh? Oh, yeah, you want some dogs? You want some dogs? There we go. I got dogs and fisters. Well, you have some items that drops on the floor you might want to loot them and equip. Just so you know. Are you done? No, I'm just like, I'm useless. Breasts on a none. That's how useless I am. Dude, dude, wait a minute. How... How are you going to aggro these dudes and then bring them to me? What? Are you talking to me? No, we need help. We're getting our ass kicked. You don't need help. You're fine. Well, don't stand in the bull because I'm going to kill you eventually. Yeah, I understand. Oh, we really do have no damage. How do I do more damage? You just need to fight with us. Ah, okay, okay. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Okay, let's not get cornered. I'm doing what I'm not supposed to be doing. I suspect... Hey, come here and kill the Shaman guy. The one that's yellow. We're here forever. I'm getting slapped around. How about the purple dude? Anthony. I didn't know it... What's going on here? Yeah, we're on expert mode and we're level friggin' like nothing. It's okay. Don't worry. We got this. And that'll... I don't think... That was my idea, yes. This is our grinding before... Ah! That's fine, that's fine. All right, cool. Coming back, coming back. All right, I'm stuck. Requesting assistance. I'm here. Damage, like what numbers you guys are... Nothing in the double digits. All right, that's good. I'm seeing, like, Maxis 35. Probably because I have no weapon. Oh, I got a bow, a slaughter. What's that? No, they don't count. Magic bow, magic bow. What am I shooting with right now? A simple knife. Well, no wonder I'm not doing any damage. I'm kind of sissy. All right, guys, I got a weapon. Don't finish that question, because I'll tell you what kind of sissy. Okay, I'm running right behind Anthony. Don't do that? I don't know where I'm going. Yeah, just look at where we are right now. And come here. I think we should switch to our... It started off easy, but now it's a little too difficult. Need some AoE. Here I come. Nice. Hey, I'm doing real damage now. I got a real weapon. Oh. Hold the phone. Actually, yeah, this isn't so bad now. Yeah, for some reason it got way better in a second. Yeah, so let's say... Kind of like we actually have all our skills. Yes. I'm bringing some to us. Thank you. Nice. Whoa, this little tiny dude is taking a beating. Shut up, Gertus. Party the miniscule. Man, if you could most of just beat that, same time, good on you, bro. Let's go back to town. How do I do that? Hit T. Oh, yeah, I knew that. Or hit M. And then hitting... Yeah. All right, I got a weapon now. That's why we did so much better there, because I was equipped with something. Very wet. Whoa, this is set up different than... Hey. This is active. Okay. All right, which one should we get? Do you know anything about bounties? Which one you should be running for, XB? Because I really don't. Yeah. I'm the one that needs a rare bow. So here, I'm going to drop it on the ground. That's a... 81% damage increase to me. All right. So be sure to share the good loot, guys. All right, so let's go to... All right, where exactly should we go? Let's go to road to Parnas. I know we were just there, but... We're missing, like, 15 to 50. Okay. So I think we could do another quest. Maybe we have to go south or north. Kill enemies in Oconas. Road to... Okay, yeah, we're... This bow... This bow does a difference. You're welcome. Yeah, Bixie. I'm just... Trying to get a weapon or something. Just teleport to us. Nah, just come here. Oh, we'll find a weapon for you. Wow. These creatures are... Okay, did we complete the bounty? I think we did. So let's go back again. Let's go back... Back to town? Back to town. All right. We got to let these... Oh, shit! Bad thing! Oh, Parnas! I did a really bad thing. I don't know what I did that for. I was trying to help a prisoner, and he just went out and stabbed me. Oh, I did a really, really stupid thing there. Parnas, you never help other people. That's like rule number one of being a jerk. I don't know. I thought being a good person was the right... Oh, man. No, it never pays to be a good person. Video games. I think I left the Anthony to get beat down on. Did you stare at your left? I'm not even doing any real damage to these bloody things. All right. Next, let's go into the waterway. All right, I'm just clicking on you whenever you're teleporting. All right. Oh. We've got... We need some AOE. So is there a way to see where your exploding bomb is going? I don't have the idea. Okay. Curtis, if you're still here, a little help with this boss would be helpful. The yellow dude, the guy that's currently melting me. You should just try and even right-click on our portrait. Teleport. I can't teleport while I'm being attacked, and I can't run away fast enough. Me neither. Pardon me, sir. I don't just... I don't suicide. It's not the way I do things. Very good. I would just rather complain for an hour and a half while I kill things. You're doing great so far. What about killing or about complaining? Kill that bastard. I'm working on it. Yeah. Now get me out of here. What? I might click on us. Okay. From these guys, we can run away. Curtis. Run. Get your butt out there. You let that guy out. Okay. No, no. Wrong direction. Bad direction. Bad direction. Is it one direction? Oh my god. You can't. I'm talking about what's on Anthony's iPod. Dude, you said you wouldn't... All of the above. I did it. I called it. Anthony... You said you wouldn't tell anybody. Not cool, bro. Okay, by the way, I left you. Good. Finally you arrived. You left me? I left you. You remind me of my parents. He was going to go to the store. I actually owned up to it. I'm like, yo dude, I'm leaving you. Okay, well then, in that case, I don't mind. Yeah, it's much better. What's this? Mace. I don't even have a... Oh shit. Hold on. Smoke screen. Okay. Ace up. I'm on my way. Whoa! There's no way. I mean, you just right-click on our portrait. You don't even have to walk some kind of road. He's already here. If you guys got any good bows, let me know. You're not using bows. What am I supposed to use? A stick, I don't know. A stick? Yeah. You're a stick person. I got to use a stick. You're a stick person. You're not allowed to use it. You're a stick person. No, but I got a bow equipped right now. That might be why you don't do damage. Because you can't use it. Where do I get a stick from then? Off the ground? Yeah, off the ground. I think a man fights with a stick. Dude, it's not just a stick. It is the stick of truth. No, if I was blind, I'd fight someone with a stick. Okay. Ah! I stepped on a landmine. What does being blind have to do with your choice of weapons? What? I would use a stick. I think that's a whole other type of stereotype I don't want to get into. Nope. What is this? I'm not dealing with that. Oh, not with a 10 foot pole. Oh, there we go with the stick thing again. Wait, do you find a stick yet? Nope, I got no sticks. I'll see you're not using a bow right now. You can tell that your character is using something else. Oh, I'm out of here. Ah! Where's your AOE yet? I got AOE up in this. Oh, it really does nothing. You try, I understand. You're sick. Stick damage. Stick damage, okay. Oh, that's it. What if I got equipped? I've had enough of this shit. I've got a short bow of wounding equipped. Yeah. You need a stick damage item. So am I supposed to be like in person and fighting these guys? No, no, no. You're going to be using some range of PewPewKachu thing. Right? PewPewKachu. That's a term? That's a word? I don't know the exact word, man. Speaking person. Holy. Alright, guys. Anybody listening? If you pick it down. So I can hit them with my ugly pole. Very well. I pick the character that uses a stick for a weapon. Curtis, your verbiage is just awesome. I know. I know. I went to university, can you tell? Yeah. Yeah, that was convincing. Just to pick up a woman or something? No. The girls I go for, you can't pick up. They're big. They're like buses. They come around every little once in a while. Big girl. Who am I following? Anthony? I don't know. Right click on me. I'm on the other floor. Yeah, I'm just... Yeah, I'm going to go to... You're all going to die if you right click on me right now, but it's okay. Just do it. Just do it. Else I'll die. Okay. I don't want to be the only one. Oh, you got AOE, that's good. So we were clearing the wrong floor. Okay. Very good. Eventually I think at level 10 we're all going to get some kind of a spell that's going to make us so much stronger. You know, you say this, but then... Just going to believe, man. Just going to believe. But I think at that point the monsters get harder. Oh, anyway, mage score. Oh, that's not a stick. I don't have a stick. I have a mage stick. But you're not a mage. Yeah, everybody should be killing the little goblin here. Yeah, I... There's a box over here that I'm running from. Nope. Just going to keep running after the guy. I got locked in a room. Mmm. Mmm. Level nine. Guys, I'm getting work on. Oh, God. What is this? Yeah, see, this is the guy I was running from. You're welcome. I delivered him. Thank you. Good work. Is it me, or do you guys also have an old dude whispering in your ear? Yes. Oh, thanks. And I don't go on those types of websites. You know, Curtis, I don't believe that for a minute. I don't publicly talk about the website that I go on. Okay, now that I believe. Okay. Hey, who's shoot? Who's... That would have to be me. Oh, my God, some guy just vomited. Normally I got to pay for it, but not this. Oh, I'm... Curtis, I thought you didn't talk about the websites you visit. I don't. This happened in a game. Oh, gosh. We got new skills. Yay! Does anybody got a stick? Because I'm, you know, like, kicking butt. That's good. I like that. Occasionally I go entire levels without checking my inventory, because, you know... Um, I'm... What's the damage on it? I'll drop it. Are you nearby? Yeah. I think I can use it. You don't need a crossbow. You see it? Troll across. Oh, yeah, it's actually way better again. But if you want a crossbow, big C, you can have mine. I don't know, I just want something that I can use. What am I supposed to be using? Equipment. Okay, so I have a stick here. Um... What's it called? Here, take that stick. Or hold on, wait a minute. You're a what now? The same thing as he was before, I think. You're a witch doctor? Am I literally supposed to be sm... You might be able to use... Thank you, let me see what that is. Oh, it says it's a rare staff. Ooh, staff. Stick, staff. Close enough. So literally, I'm supposed to be in the battle fighting like face first. No, no, this is just something you have for the staffs. I mean, when you right click or auto attack, you're running around and like spamming bugs and... throwing jars. What kind of stupid class did I pick? Run around, throw some dogs. Yeah, just throw some dogs and spit some poison. The routine. Oh my god. Level 10! Woop woop! Woop woop! Yeah, well I got a crown and that makes me a king, asshole. Better. Okay, let's go back to town. Making progress. I picked up something. A magic wand. But I can't use it. Why not? For a wizard. That's not a kind of stick. Next bounty. Clear the third one. And the OSS. I got this. We have people watching, I don't even know. They might be. They're like, oh my god, Big C is playing a video game? This is gonna be awesome. Yes. So far and so far you have let them down horribly. I know. I know, I am very sorry fellas. And ladies. It's okay. We'll help you, we'll help you. Yeah, get me through this. My first time playing. And I'm trying to find a stick all game. What kind of stupid... Are you guys fighting stuff right now or are you in town? I'm gonna sell something. Okay. Yeah, I... I don't want to repair that. Stash something. Oh wait, somewhere to keep. I only do the good ones. If I come into Michael. Michael for now. Thanks for the warning. You just survived that. You're good. Alright, so I don't know where to go next. Ooh. I think we just look for something to kill. Is that a good strategy? Can we just do that? We gotta find the tomb of Ka Takab, I think. I don't know how to say that. Oh, you just got us in trouble. Well, yeah. I mean, Curtis isn't here to do it. Right. Hey, don't worry, I'm coming. Yeah, oh yeah, it's gonna break loose. That's just moving along pretty fast. Dude. Where is that tomb at? Oh no, but I found an ancient... Oh! Aha! Aha! I found it! Oh, you found it? Yeah, I had to pull an ancient lever. Okay. Kill these things, I think. So I have an AOE punch now. Oh, you do have AOE now? Yeah, that's why things are being knocked up in the air. Okay. And we're going to jump! I'll claim the treasure. Treasure? Wait, there's treasure? Yeah, that's what it's... You know what? My guy's not supposed to use any sort of anything. He's useless. Like, literally. He should just be throwing cars around. Like, he's a total... Tits on a nun. Like, he has no purpose. I'm just saying, I got an AOE on him. Whoa! Ah, come on! No! I'm getting Deed on, Anthony! Why did you bring these guys to me? I didn't... You're the only one that does that sort of stuff. Ah... Okay, I'll admit, I leeward Jenkins' view. Alright, let's just try to finish this bounty. We get a Fun and Treasure. One can't have Movers! There it is. It's right there. I think Anthony found it before he died. You chase like a... Like that time I was on to serve and protect. They're following me, guys. Don't let this happen. Help my brother out. I don't even have a stick! Every chicken is going after them. I'll leave you alone! I'm sorry! Oh, we got some... Oh, Anthony! Bail out of here. I don't know where you are, but deep into me. Alright, I'm coming. I'm out of here. Oh, Anthony. I'm coming! I'm coming! Alright, I got this now. Okay, it's over here. Maybe I can pick up another stick. Oh no! Ow! Stop it! Good luck, fellas! It better not come down to luck. We better have your help. I'm here! I'm pushing the buttons. Are you doing DOE? Are you throwing jars? Wait a minute, Curtis. I think I figured out the problem. I'm pushing the buttons. The buttons here are 1, 2, 3 and 4, not Q, W, E, R. This isn't League, and that's why we've been sucking. Oh, I gotta use my ultimate. I moved my buttons to Q, W, E, R, actually. So much easier. Wow, it's taken forever to melt these dudes. For their elites, they're the best. I don't care what they are! They've been sent to kill you, man. Okay, so now we have the yellow arrow. You have to go this way. We are going that way. We should bunch these guys together. Yep. Let's try to... Meet up! Meet up! But you're still... you're not using your jars. How do I use the jars? Throw some spiders around there, I don't know. It's a bit poison. That's what I'm doing. Good job. I'll go this way, guys. You guys fine? I got this. Ow! Why is the tomb so far away, though? That's a good question. Ah! Dude, these guys keep throwing me. Dream to the last. Oh wait, Dixie just engaged something. What? I got a sword in my hand now! Okay, well done. You got a yellow. Yeah, we'll get a yellow, so let's just come back here. Level 12. He's still here. If you guys get any good drops, make sure to share them. Sharing is caring. Well, the drop that you can't use, of course. I got a magic wizard hat. He needs a magic wizard hat. Yeah, I'm actually gonna have to... When you stop beating on... Oh, what the hell? We found a tomb, let's just go in there and... I'm running... Oh, you're going to snort? You're gonna go into Canyon, thing. Oh nice, I finally got some AoE, so... I'm running for my life. Okay, just run our way, please. I'm running... Yeah, you have to go through the south entrance. There is no... Is there some type of ladder? Yeah, a lever. Let's use that. Oh, I wasn't ready for that. Oh, they have frozen? Nope. So, are you bringing us a lot of minions? Oh, yeah, there's Trap. Hello. Thanks for following us. Son of a biscuit. Wait, I'm gonna die. Anthony, please. Let's see here. X Mooncraft 599, as a matter of fact, I am... That's a good time to say hi. I was dead. You should write her a letter while we're doing this. Yeah, I'm dead again. Oh, wow. I'm running through a wall, I don't give a shit about that. I'm in the Tomb of Dekan. Yeah, we're going there in a moment. Let's just finish this yellow, since we saw it. I was in it and saw what you did, and then I was like, no, I gotta go. I ran for it. Hey man, I'm smart. This is called natural selection, bro. Very well. Naturally select not to participate. I naturally selected that. I mean, the other people survive, so I don't know. I hit like nothing. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Oh, come on. Anthony, please. See, I told you this is why hardcore doesn't work. We finally got some AOE, so we might be able to clear faster a bit. Don't bet on it. I'm not real good at it. Don't worry. Ouch. Another yellow? So quickly. Claim the treasure. Oh my goodness. Are you sure you're equipping head ends? You look really squishy. Me? No, Anthony, the guy that died again. Yeah, I think my armor is probably broken. Now I have a game, Manny. I didn't realize this, but I couldn't even hear the game. Say what? My game sounds wrong. That guy. I'm not sure if we're streaming though. We're streaming. We finally finished, Manny. If we claim the treasure here, we're done with this map. You guys are pretty tough. The other side of this map. I see the yellow arrow. I got a bunch of stuff picked up. Don't look like any of them are a bloody stick though. Let's see. I have a sword in my hand, but I can't actually attack with that sword. Is there a reason for that? Is it just because I'm a... The same stick all the time. Even if you have like a bow or stuff. Yeah, like... This is your character. I can go back to town. I think there's one more than we are done with this bounty. I gotta sell some of this swag, man. I got too much crap. I want to change my class to something useful. It is useful. You're just gonna start... Yes, that's what you choose to be. Select a level 10 skill. What is this? What the hell? Templar? What is all this crap? Okay, so hey, by the way, Curtis, come here. I think I have... I want to share my staff with you. Aw, man. You're not the... You're the only guy that's ever said that. There's my turf. I'm on my way to see you. Hang on. I just want to sell some of this crap. Oh, look at this. Wait, is this you? Yeah, I've got an... I'm gonna do this. Okay, yeah. I'm... Here, I'll light the ground up. Here's a... I don't know. I don't think you can use that, but there's that. You can try it. Is it for demon hunter? Quit complaining. I... Okay. Such a useless class. It's just boring. I can go buy some items at the vendor. It's gonna be easier to do something. Uh, me? I'm 127. I'm at 40 damage right now. I'm at 127. Who is this ATS here? That would be you for now. I'm just doing crafting. I craft a good weapon. Oh. Aye-aye. No one was crafting here? Not yet. I don't have the mats. Oh, just salvage all the items or do you salvage everything? Yeah. I should be doing some crafting, actually. Where is the merchants? I would... There are a couple of things I would like to buy if I can't get up left. Yeah, north-west is what I meant to say. Near the heart thing? Yeah, just look at the map. It's like... It has little bags with gold. Okay, that's a miner. It's a fence. What? Merchant. Okay. Found him. So... I can craft a rare ceremonial knife, or a stocker. I can also craft a level 14, one-end, demon hunter, rare crossbow. I should be fine, though. Okay, you're fine? Yup. Do you need a rare quiver? Yup. I wouldn't need a rare quiver. That would be quite useful indeed. I just need one more iridescent tear. Do you have any iridescent tear? Yeah, they're on the floor. Okay. Can you loot them? I don't even know if you can see them. Oh, no, you're looming. Yeah, I know. I just looted everything. I'm salvaging it. Okay. So I now can make it. What's this? Nope. A one-end crossbow, or a quiver? A quiver. Level 13 quiver? This item belongs to somebody else and cannot be picked up. What? What? They don't say it before I craft it, but they say it after I craft it. Yeah, it's quite bad. So I can't craft for you? I don't think so after what we just seen. Yeah, that sucks. Yup, let's just clear your bounty and get some good loot out of the books. Okay. Okay. So I'm a little bit less squishy now. I'm going to the last one. So here, we have to finish the subjectess, but I don't know where to go. Zoltan, cool. Yup. You can kill enemies in the unknown depths. Where is the unknown depth? I think it's the one up top. Yeah, this is it. Okay. Teleport to us, guys, when you're ready. I'm right behind you. Oh, yeah. Now I've got a knife clear. Good. What's your damage now? You. You and your damage? I know. What's your damage, guys? What's your guys up? You looked that up by opening your journal for all your inventory. There's a rainbow goblin here. I don't know what it does, but... Definitely. We'll go to... Yeah, we'll... There we go. Lindsaydale. Let's go to Lindsaydale. And everyone at Lindsaydale. Okay, this is... We get to fight cuttlebears and unicorns. Rainbows and... Okay. There's some good news here. Touch all the happy clouds. Some of them will. Yeah, the pinatas are great. Treasure chests. Rescunded chests. But it's hanging from trees. Aw. So cute. We're missing some kind of witch doctor here. I don't know. This is an achievement. I just got an achievement. How about I... I'm good now. I'm on my way, guys. I was just making sure you guys... You guys were okay. I had to make sure that I got... Oh, wait. Hey, hi. Hello. Ah, these cuttlebears are killing me! They should come join us. What the? All the cool kids are here. I just got... I'm pretty sure I'm fighting my little pony. This is fantastic. Yes. Aw, these guys are nasty. Oh, wow. I got a legendary crossbow. Really? Oh, look at these spears. That's 62, but my weapon damages. So, like, everything scales with my weapon damage. So, maybe these do more damage than before. Bad chicken pan. Aw, you guys are screwed now. How do we know what we're supposed to hit and what's just part of the environment? If it moves, kill it. Okay. Okay, there's some rare over here. There's a lot of those, actually. Whoa! Yep, he's excited. Oh! Really? You think this is an arc or... Seasonal. Okay, I'm being murdered by flowers. This is not even funny. Um, there's a pinata over there if you guys want to go get your loot from it. On my way. Yeah, definitely good. Gemeno, it's on the floor. I need a big stick. Yep. Oh, what is all this stuff I just walked over top of? Hang on, I might have stolen a massive shield. Is that cool for me? Yeah, why not? Oh, no! What happened? Where did you guys go? Oh, we're just going through this. Behind you guys. Exquisite essence. By the way, if you get a chance, if you're near one, clicking on the cloud, make them jump. Ooh, we think I'm gonna die. Or not. Close call. Hello? Are you fine, Anthony? Uh, I will be as soon as I teleport to you, Jan. I just raised a zombie. Oh, you're starting to be useful now. You know, I never thought I'd see the deck. It still hasn't come. But he's out there doing work. I think there's another one here. Evil Oliver! Fun, Anthony, just killed him. I believe in you. I'm running, I'm running. Wait, where's the health thingy? They're cupcakes on this land. Believe my foot! That's only for you, right? Alright, we got it, we got it. Could I be using as a main attack now? We still have areas. There's one more at the bottom left. Okay, I'll teleport to you. Yeah, one to the bottom. Um, guys, behind this cloud, there was a hidden... We just got a ring. Do you guys have rings yet? Nope. Okay, I think we're clear of this. Alright, do you have a belt? I do, but it's not very good. Alright, so whenever you teleport to me, I'm just going to drop you something legendary. Here you go, it's on the floor. Alright, thank you. What's up? Oh, a new piñata. This should boost your damage by far a lot. It's all about the gear. T, ATT, Dijons... So we should be going this way. Yay! Dang, level 15! Can I get some support in chat? Just, you know, a little bit of level 15 height? Good job, I've been level 15 for 10 minutes. Sucker. Alright, it's a teleport to me, guys. We're going to be clearing this last bounty. Wait, how did you level before me? What? I don't know. Nobody knows what's going on. Maybe he has an item to give him an extra few... I doubt it. Me too. Oh, oh, oh, yellow, yellow, yellow! I'm going to die, I'm going to die! Going big C. I'm following this other guy, Anthony. Don't follow me, I told you there's a... You're just going to fight them. Don't be a sissy. Come on, fight them. I just make sure you keep equipping the best items you can. Why would you cast that there? There's not even an enemy there! I like to light shit up. I'm just coming here, guys. Curtis, when you come... You know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to buy you a flashlight. Curtis, this is the only way you're allowed to light stuff up. The only way that we're going to allow it. Well, would it be the same type of... Oh, that's a flashlight. Wait, hold on, I forgot. Yeah, totally different thing. It's totally okay if you got one and you got one. It's okay, man. All right, guys. Bounty complete, finally. All right, so let's go back to town and loot something. I guess, I guess you get some kind of prize for finishing bounties. Yeah, the Harajara cash. Okay, let's go get that. And you have to right-click on it to open it. Bounty complete. Yay! So you'll get something in your inventory, open it up and right-click on it. And I got a legendary glove. A legendary glove. And I got... Hey, Michael. I got nothing good. The legendary gloves have an unique effect. The shrine effect lasts for 10 minutes. Oh. Super good. And does... Do we damage around you? Without you even doing anything? If you put those gloves on before... And you loot it. It might be useful to keep in your stash. So I have a wand on hand. And something for Curtis. Those ones are not... What's up, George? So Curtis, take this. Take this. For mine. That's good. Thank you. I had to let that one go. Does that help? Yes, that's actually very cool. All right. So we need to start doing some shoulder pads. Ah, I got nothing. The turning trick. So how do we move on to act one? Never mind if I got it. My damage is at 800 right now. 170 for me. I teleport to me guys whenever you are ready to go back. I'm not killing things quite fast right now. We're gonna need some assistance. Come on, you just let me do a little bit of crafting. All right, all right. Hey, Curtis. Your... Your helm... What are the stats on it? I have a thing here that might work for you. Plus 26 intelligence. Oh. Okay. I've got one here that is plus 21 intelligence, but regen vitality. And it also grants you extra experience for monster kills. That sounds pretty good to me. So I'm gonna teleport to you, Michael. Oh, actually, and I've got one here that's got kind of a life steal effect. And it's only for you, so I'll let you... All right. Rare voodoo mask. Yeah, I got a mask on. Didn't you before? Yeah, but this one makes me ugly as hell. Nice where the stats man just keep... I think you can disable show helm and show cloak, just like an elf. I'm ugly, I don't want to... I don't have really good... Well, you know, sometimes you have to live bikeriously through your character. We're almost on here. Just need to kill some more of these zombies. So let's teleport back to town. Or should we kill this one first, the yellow guy? Oh, there's the yellow guy? Where is he? I don't know, there's something throwing mortars at us, so... Oh, he is... There he is! I like how our character is just a now... Down. Like, we don't know that that's the button we pressed. What? What just happened? The next one. So we got to enter to the file crib and then kill 50 enemies. Yeah, none of my stuff seems to... Man! Oh, I have exploding palm now. That's gonna help. Sorry what? Exploding palm. Oh, nice. Should be able to clear way faster with that. Speed would be awesome. You know, somehow I knew that you would be over here causing trouble. Someone has to do it. You can't exit there anymore. There we go. Alright, we're back. I think for the first time I've ever used the healing well. Do you use your potions? Okay, I join. Oh, we found another legendary belt. And there's the treasure goblin, so let's go ahead and focus him. Alright. I got like three magic friggin' voodoo mats now. And none of them are a substitute for plastic surgery. No, I know. Here's your objective. New events! Something we just gotta defend this for 20 seconds. You said cornered. At least you didn't die. Double something. Okay. Give me my battle flail. What are you doing? I'm back to town. I got some shoulders with intelligence on it, so if you want some intelligence, Bigsy, I'm offering it to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't even say anything, tough guy. Just say it. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time that somebody offered you that. I know, I know. I know you're going with that. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I know. Anyone want the plus 26 intelligence ring? We're gonna give this guy so much intelligence. Okay, I'll come get it. I think that's my primary stat. I don't know. Yep, it is. Don't forget to repair all items. Some rings. Alright. Did somebody open a rift? I don't know who did that. You want to go through it? Yeah, might as well. I might have done that when I was in town last time. Yeah, you click on the pillar. Alright, let's go in. You must take a rift keystone fragment in order to rift to the rift. Yep. Nine minutes. Let's clear it out. So everybody should go in town and play the rift thing. This is going to be quick with exploding tunnel. Let's just make sure we grow a lot of things so it's worked. There's nothing over there. What's all this stuff? Brown? Yeah, you want it? You should be salvaging it. You should be salvaging it, but it's my note. Actually, there's just nothing there I can use. Yeah, I was thinking about you the whole time. I tossed it out. Okay. I'm gonna hang out with one of you. Oh, wait. Hold the phone. What did I do? I just aggroed. I'm gonna go back to the single target. I see him. Nice. Went a little bit too far. Might require some assistance. Coming. Okay, where are you? I'll find you. Oh, man, you ran for it. I mean, if we keep doing those big pulls, we're gonna go, uh, we're gonna level up way faster. Sure. Ha! George, they're saying that you're 100% focused in chat. Do we need to go in here? Shifting allusion 2? Or do we just clear this out? Uh, shifting allusion 2. Let's just keep doing the rift, uh, going down levels. Oh, so we should go into it? Yep. Okay. Let's do this. Because, well, the one we're doing right now isn't really effective. Okay. Or efficient. Do-do-do-do. Are you starting to see big dumbbells? I see 6-0-1. Stop doing that. Curtis is not my personal joke punching bag. No. He's very dirty. It's all right. Finding Nimble. Yeah, boy. Just keep killing. Just keep killing. Finally some A.W.E. I have no idea how much stuff I'm missing, because there's so much stuff to kill. After this bounty, I think I'm just gonna focus on the crafting stuff. Changing skills. Hey, look at my big guy I brought out with me. So what can you summon now? You can summon zombie dogs, and I know that you can throw spiders, or you can throw jars of spiders, and they're gonna poison people. That's pretty much it. Is it any good? I don't know. All right. We're almost done with the rift. That's it. No, well, if you see the bar on the right, um, we just... Then we get good loot. Hopefully. Levels if we want to stay in the rift, but I think it's more efficient to farm bounties. Well, just for now, until we have here, and we can get a little bit faster right now. To boost up my damage. What's your damage at? Let's go back there and kill the rift guardian. Um, before we do that, shouldn't we check and make sure that our inventory's aren't full? Let's do that after. It's a deadly giant predator. Definitely going to the single target DPS build. Oh, ow, ow, ow! That hurt. What is it that's hitting us? It's the little rats. You can't be standing in the rats. Rats warm. Well, big C, you just came back. Uh, just revive and try to dodge the rats. He puts up a wall that you can't leave. I can't run around these bloody rats. It's okay, just keep trying. He's almost dead. You still think it's a good idea to go, uh... to go hard for there, Freddy? Yes. Agree to your skills. How come Curtis gets pets? I want pets! Well, I gotta use this stick. So many missed opportunities. All right, that was a good rift. The shield... Oh, yeah, 86% more damage. That was pretty okay, I need to get on my game. Nah, I gotta... I got some bats or something I can do. Yeah, I'm gonna enter your... Kofner's... Actually, 500. Now. 200? Yeah, they're not letting me craft good items right now. But training you are crafting the bottom cat? Yeah, it's at... I don't have money, it's at the rank 5 right now. You don't have cash? Yeah, I just... I mean, I just leveled it to level 5. So, just hopefully have some good items we can use. Also, if you have any blood shards, you can trade them in for good items. So, you can only have 4 skills at once. Well, you have to choose, just press S. Who is this 4? I've got a weapon for a monk. It's 16 to 30 damage. 1.4 attacks per second. Nah, you can sell it. I have something much better. Curtis, are you throwing stuff on the ground? Get over here and salvage that! Well, he's throwing it for you to use. Well, it's for you, because you need help. Brother. Stop. I can blind him. Alright, I will be right back. Okay, now these things are following... These are not my pets, are they? What happened here? Why are these things following me? I don't understand. Why do I have things following... Curtis, what do you do? Ah, you bet you wish you knew. Yeah? You see that shit? You're thinking, oh yeah, Curtis, go brush your teeth. Ha ha! Yeah, keep running. See what happens. Brush your teeth! And... You're getting chased by a skeleton now. And... Hey, come back. See how that works out for you. Look, I've got a buddy with me, watch him. Hello? Chase that bastard. Oh, fuck. Yeah, you should run. I'm pissing you off. I'm good now. No, seriously though, those little imp things are from you? I don't even know what those things are, but I've got a bunch of weird... I've got fire bats. I've got a spirit walk, whatever that is. I've banished one of my zombie dogs, what the hell? Are you making sure you're using a roof in them? Oh, yes, anyone that I have a roof in them. Yep. Uh, okay, so generate additional three wrap. You're just what? This way. This way, okay. I'm going to put this spell in my bar. Teleport. Oh, nice, a lot of gems. Go on. I got exploding frogs, bitch! I grow a lot of things that are coming to kill them. That's good, because we can kill them all super fast now. Yep. And I just got a new weapon. That's a long way. You know, frogs... You got the exploding frogs, now you think you're hot stuff. That's all, guys. My good skill comes in at level 59. That kind of sucks. Is that it? Yeah, that was a rift. Hold on. I did, hang on. Is it crossbow? Am I bad? I'm not a douche bagel. Anyone need that crossbow? Uh, where is it? Anthony, pick it up. Yeah, I picked it up. I have a rare staff as well. Anyone need that? Find it in my... Oh, a stick! Is this a stick? Yeah, it's a stick. I don't see what I picked on the crossbow. Oh, there it is. There it is. There's the shield you want. It's 23% more damage. Okay, maybe it's not good. I have another shield. Back to town. I mean, it's got a little bit more armor. Oh, but look at that shield, son. I know. I picked it up, sorry. I'll give it to Anthony in town. Only if he's nice to you. That's right. All right, Anthony, here's your shield. All right, back in town. That's a coat. All of it's everything, buttons. I don't know. Okay, shoulder pads. Ah, come on! Lip and misclick. We can't give gold, right? What's your damage now? Sorry, what? What's your damage now? I don't understand. Do you have gems yet? No, I'm not using any gems. Okay, I have a weapon here. I don't know, Curtis. I got a weapon here for you. It's a damage per second, 39.2, plus 60 intelligence, plus 68 vitality, and it increases your mana regeneration force. It's in the guild chat, basically. What? It's in the guild chat. Yeah, okay, how do I get that weapon? Yeah, come here to this. Just drop it on the ground. Holy shit! Thank you, what is this though? This sounds pretty badass. I've started the rift. This one is actually quite good for XB. Yeah, there's a lot of minions. Envy is in the second floor, okay. You need to get to level 2, right? Yep. I see frogs occur somewhere near here. Oh no, I'm going to be bringing in a world of shit for you guys now. They just entered a new skill. Oh yeah, you guys are in trouble now. There's nothing down here. Here I come. Watch all of the stuff I bring to battle now. Are you disappointed? I've got all sorts of stuff. I've got a fetish shaman that transforms enemies into chickens. Wait, fetish? Like the cheese? A fetish shaman? No, no, fetish, like how you like mend it. Like your whole shoe thing. Yeah. Alright, so level 2 is down here. Probably get that looked at. Probably stop drinking. Okay, so we have to kill everything down here? Yep. Somebody want to get turned into a chicken? No thanks. Oh, what the heck is this thing? Oh, I think I got something good there. Yes, you do. Almost hide there. Okay, that's it. That's it? Yeah, you're right. Let's go back to town. Now what's up? Going back to the town. I'm going to quickly grab something like fridges while you guys do what you do. Hold on. Let's see if I have luck this time. Nope, no luck. Right. I'm really getting no luck with these crafts. Yeah, I don't know. Are you sure these little dudes didn't come from you? Because I have no idea where the heck they came from. I don't know, maybe. This is the last rift and then we should be good to go to move on to another act. Okay. What the hell level am I? You're level 22. I can level 25. Because he's not with us. I drum to my own beat. Thank you. Let's go. Every once in a while you got to knock one out. This is old school. All right. I don't know what my DPS is. How do I know? It's probably pretty low. Press C. Press I. Press C. 240 here. Good one I'm doing. I got it. I'm like artillery. Just teamfights, man. All on you. I'm here now, bro. Look at this. I'm artillery. It's lower than you guys. It's running wise, not intellectual. It doesn't do much as far as promoting your channel. I disagree. It depends on how engaged you are with your audience. If you're only sharing your videos out, and it's a one-sided discussion, you're not going to do very well. Twitter is very much a two-sided discussion. I think we're going the wrong way. 78, one more, one more. We're just going to find the last alter. Or monument. You see that? I turned that guy into a chicken. Did you see it? I am fighting a chicken. I can turn these dudes into chickens. So you guys suck it. There it is. Now I'm artillery, bitches. Buggers. A lot of mates. Get your farms out here, dude. No, man. I got my chicken maker. I don't care what you bring. Bring something. I brought the chicken maker. Now what's up? Let's go back to telling whenever you have a... You see the chickens? Moke them chickens. Okay, back to town. Make a chicken and vomit on it. I picked a bunch of stuff up there. Whatever. Here's a chest nobody opened. Oh, look. There's a chicken. Oh, hey. Watch this, guys. Watch this. Here comes five chickens. No, just three. Yeah. Chicken. Chicken and chunder everywhere. Oh, I'm just... Yeah, we should probably go back to town there, Curtis. I got acid rain where the clouds puke vomit rain. Then I can... Yeah, are you ready to watch this? Here we go, Adam, Anthony. Oh, did you just call me Adam? I thought I read your name as Adam. Why? I'm not thinking. Why? I'm not sure we can still be friends. Why do you pick up stuff that is way better than what I have? Oh, that's useful, too. It's 31% more damage. Nice. I don't pick up booze, but you do. I'm here to help. Oh, yeah. So, how did you change the app last time? You click on the waypoint, and then you click on... I don't even know where I clicked. Oh, you go back one map level. I'm going back to town. Okay, and then... Here you go. You get to choose which one you go. So, you want to try Bastion to keep? Yup, Bastion. Alright, let's go to... To keep depth level... Sounds good. There's a boss there. Oh, there's the chest already. Are you in the key? Yeah, keep level 3. Level 3, how did you get there? Well, that was the place. Oh, yeah, I went there, too, but I got level 1. Yeah, you just went straight to the third level, and I'm stuck in the first. Yeah, I'll teleport you. In a second, when I finish killing this... Well, this is an event. We will see. Oh, there he is. What? Did I get booted? You bastard. Probably deserved it. Yeah, just switch axe like that. Yeah. What about we go to the stone fort? I want to buy a mana potion. Where do I get that shit from? Merchant. You can buy mana potions. Yeah, I was going to say. Denier? I don't know. Because I'd have to make, like, discipline potions for me, and... Yeah, that's a good question. Where can I buy health potions? Well, those are removed from the game. I just have them in the end list of the mod, and it's just you. Oh, that's nice. I remember that. Oh, really? See, I've learned. When I teleport to Michael, I always make sure... Or George, if that matters. I always just get ready to target something. So, I'm curious to those watching us. What are you thinking of the game so far? Is this something that you think you might play on your channel? Or stream? Or whatever the case is? Where are we streaming? Are we streaming like 8 views? But I was tripping out, and maybe I'm missing. Well, that's on the first stream. Not this one. Because we had, like... Live events, let's click on that. Oh, there we go. Oh, hi guys. I didn't know we could, like, talk to them and stuff. What? You think I was talking to myself this whole time? We just didn't take your meds. I don't know, man. I don't know about that. I don't know what they... They had to give you over. Give them trouble. Alright, guys. Do you want to see some real players of real action? I'm going to transport. I'm going to pick whatever I'm going to transport into this. Get into this action. Favorite. Everything will be chicken. When I'm done. There will be... I can't believe you guys left me alone with this yellow. Seriously? That's a good... And I... Nailed it. Nailed it. So many chickens. Look at the fat guy. I did. Look at this. Buckets of it. Buckets. I don't think we could have picked a better character for you. No, this is a good character. It was totally crap in the first few levels, but... Now I like it. Buckets. Look, bucket. There will be chicken. Chicken. Yeah. Now, now, now. We need to burn them. Are you guys ready for your bucket? Is this BFK? Or KFC? Where's... Oh, KFC, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Here comes the bucket. Yeah. That's the bad guys. Let's go get them. We're going the wrong way, actually. We're going back on our... This way. We'll both go at the same place, I think. I'm gonna bring back the gargantuan. You don't have to bring... Oh, yeah, you did. Never mind. It's got buckets of it's own. Here come the buckets. Here comes the chickens. There's the chickens. There comes the bucket. Hey, one more. I got locust. You had that before, sir. That's true, but now I've got a new one. It said I don't know how to use it. Where are you guys? I'm doing the last objective. Oh. Here I come. Oh, it shows out of me in the service. Yeah. That's good. We're like the bread in this sandwich. We... We are. Come at me. Back to the town. We went all that way for like nine minutes. Yup. Right there, right there. Well, we've been two hours and a few minutes at this, and we're almost level 30, so it's not bad. So, hey, Curtis. Yeah. What do you say at some point in the next week or so, you and I do something with this on Hipbox, with the MGN Guild? Every time you die, you take a shot. Here's the thing about drinking contest. When I drink, two things happen. One, I go to the hospital. And two, I always win. Always. Okay, so maybe that's a bad idea. Yeah. You can play on the hardcore if you want. You drink, you vomit, right? Yeah. I drink, I go to the jail. There's a huge difference between us. Okay. Fair enough. I'm not afraid to go back, but I'm, you know... You're not hot. I'd rather not. But... I didn't... I level one keep. I have pretty shitty weapons all the time, so... Let's see. Damage per- Oh, you shouldn't link it. It's pretty much better than the mine. Oh, okay. How do I get a C4? Where are you? Teleport to me in the middle of a fight, of course. Of course. Okay. Hold on. Don't run anywhere. See. There we go. Wait. Yes, it is better, but it's a two-hander. I shall not use it, sadly. But I'm going to keep it to solvage. Thank you. Yeah, no problem. I got, like, no swag on that track. Like, yep. Oh, I just stepped through a... Whoa! Oh, I messed up. I messed up. I'm not sure where I'm going. I gotta teleport to George. Yeah. Uh-oh. You're kidding! Yeah, you're definitely KFC. I am definitely... This is a KFC build, everybody. Buckets and chicken. Now, don't give me that crap. Oh! Why? Why are you vomiting on me? What did I do? Well, that's right. We have a guild chat. It is time for... It all fenced. Oh, I can't have a guild chat. Here comes a bucket! Chicken bucket! Okay, so we're going to defend that guy. Guys, here's what we needed. Sounds like a plan. Is that the answer to all of her problems? And then vomit on him! Just like that! Whoa, that's quite a... simple life. Actually, usually with KFC, isn't it the other way around? I don't know. You vomit in the bucket? No. Push the bucket! Achievement unlocked! I turned into such a badass out of nowhere. That was great. I know how good I am now. Give me some chicken buckets. GG play. His mom got mad at him because he was yelling, because he was so excited. He had 41 subscribers. I say rock on, bro! Nah, man. I'm playing video games. Lady? Dude, no. I wouldn't go without doing that. That's what I did to mine. I just put her in a basement. Yeah. That's my mom. She don't work like I do. Bridges 4-6 when you do a pan. Where's the what? Bridges 4-6. Okay, let's go there. Okay. Put it where I can. Okay. All right. Here we go. We got some people watching. I don't believe you. Okay, what do I do now? Oh, that's a good place to farm. Oh, yeah. I'm going to come around you so I can... Oh, I got magic. More magical pan. Here we go. And how many times have you used that line before, Curtis? No, but I keep getting different types of magic pans. Not up to me. It's just what they give me. That's actually nice. Are you using some items that boost your exp? Oh, not really. Well, I have something to add. You guys want a chicken? Bring them. Okay. Oh, nice. Legendary ring. This better be good. We're going to find level 2 of this place. What movespeed do? Did you just create a plague of locust? Just for you. I wanted to do that to you. Just teleport to us, guys. Yeah, yeah, teleport to us. We're in second floor. Here I come. Here come the chickens. Bring them. And the buckets. Up, found the other yellow. We're not near you. I mean, we still have to clear everything. So, we're going to... There is two enemy remaining. Yeah, where could they be? I'm fighting one right now. Okay, there it is. Yellow one. Oh, you're fighting yellow one? Yeah. Myself in a big scary thing. We just came to take credit. Okay, back. I'm coming to get it. Suck up. So, we got all of them now? Yep. Awesome. What's your damage at? Mine is at 8000 now. Yeah. 1000, like, right now. I don't understand. I still can't force gems. I wish I could. Or, I mean, amulet. I think there's an amulet vendor here. So, I just move on to the next rift. Or next bounty. It's a bit laggy. So, this is a really easy bounty. You just have to kill one guy in, like, 50 enemies. What's the event about? Here's the curse chest. It should be done with Act 3. Following me, maybe I picked up a... No, I didn't. Back in business. Up to 900 damage. I'm at, uh, 1. I'm up to 719 now. Up from what I was, which is 5 zone. It's moving radius. What could I be using? Mother of... Peaches. Exactly. I have a rare hand crossbow for a demon hunter. Do we have a demon hunter? Yeah, that'd be Michael. Yeah, right click, just like in the... Just like in a while. Not working. I put it on the... I put it on the ground for you right here. Or is it in town? Yeah. I'm just gonna put it up to you, so stay there. Did I give you the right one? Yeah, I did. I really don't understand what dexterity does for me or strength. Is strength gonna up my damage? It's gonna up your damage, pretty sure of it. Okay. And your resistance. Pretty much everything is just your main stat, so make sure you, uh, use it, I guess. Does a shield count as a weapon or another? No, no, no, I understand that. But as far as, like, gems go, is a shield... Oh, it's not... No, it's not a weapon, it's a... What does dexterity do for me? It gives you resistance, I think. I'm not sure. But it's definitely not something you want to prioritize. No, it's just I've got an open gem slot and I'm trying to figure out what gems I'm putting where. Okay, cool. Alright, they're bought to me. Teleport coming in. See how that works? They pop in and everything goes. Awesome. Yeah, man. I don't know which way we're supposed to go. This place is dangerous, so be careful. It looks so beautiful. How could something so beautiful be dangerous? Uh, corrupt growth? Yeah, we killed that to make our way to the place. Whoa! I think that, like, all we have to do is kill those corrupt growth. George, I'm getting hunted. That's okay. It's okay, George, we still love you. Curse Jess again. Wow, a lot of yellows. They're all dead already. That was it. That was the entire event? Yeah. I don't know. I'll do that. We're still in the 21st slot. Whoa! Hi there, big guy. It would be so much easier. Curse Rain, here it is. Whoa, what's the angel dude just killing there? Well, they look nice. They're usually really dangerous. Holy crud, what is this? Maybe just all the AoE we can. Oh my god. Whoops. I think I'm dead. I think we also finished the bounty. Yes, we did. Alright, let's go back down. Alright. Should be wrong. Anyone better? Coming in, guns waving. Welcome. Now he's dead. Right as we're done. Alright, let's go to the spiral too. Where do I find that? You teleport to George. Okay. The plan is easy. Holy moly. Place. Best place to teleport. I'm just putting up exploding bombs everywhere I can. Yeah. I just teleported to George. What was I doing? Do you live in regret now? Yeah. Or die in regret? Probably more accurate. No, it's not. We haven't died for a while. It's still a good place to farm. Alright, this is better. This is way better. This one is quite fast actually, this act. I like this act. Alright, so gardens of hope. And why is it something tells me that the gardens of hope is a really scary, evil place? It's actually pretty nice. Is it? Not good. I swear. No. Teleport to me. You'll see. Those words scare me even more. Worry nothing to fear. Okay, teleporting to you now. Okay, wrong way. This is where we have to go. Wish I had a little bit more movement speed. I don't think so. Oh, it's quite funny. I spawned and got killed. Yeah. Welcome to the big leagues. The gardens of hope or whatever. It's still kind of a desolate, dreary place. Mainly because of all the demons chilling. No, they're just looking at the trees. It's so cute. They're crying, they're crying trees. They're willows. See the waterfall? Is there one out of demons? How about the deer? They just get used to it, I mean. Don't look down. 34. A little 34, yeah. We're done here. Is it the last one? How did you teleport to there like instantly? I just pressed M. Oh, wow. M. Okay, I should be doing that instead. You didn't know about M? Nope. Okay. I was like going back down using the waypoint. What's your damage at now? I was still 9.30. Almost 2,000. It's because I don't seem to be able to make boots. I can't make boots. Yeah, they're sold down. Sold down. I count that. Oh, there they are. Hmm. About 2,000. About 1,900 actually. You're not letting me craft amulets though. I don't know for you. You have to be like level 10 to have access to that. We will see soon. I'm level 9 in the jewel crafting. You should also be able to buy some items using the gems. The blood shards, I mean. Hmm. Do you do that? Uh, yeah. Do I not save it till we get tired of it? Yeah, you're right. I should keep them. Well, at least doing this, we're getting rift keys. Have you ever done Act 5 before? What? All right. Where are you guys hanging out? Is this teleport to Michael? Yeah, teleport to me. I mean, we still have to do the rift, another rift to Bounty. Yeah. We only killed the West March. So, battle kills are determined. Oh, we haven't... Yeah, no, we haven't completed West March just yet. Oh. We still need like 70 kills. They're hard to get because I don't know where to go to kill people. I'm just going to do this real quick. Oh, there's a... Is this a rainbow? There's a goblin. Goblin. Coming to you. You guys teleport on me? I'm teleporting to you now. Thank you, boss. No, the goblin's still there. Oh, here it is. What's going on? Well, I just got a legendary bail out of it, so I'm pretty happy. All right. Good swag. Wow, I'm going to have to go back down just so I can pick up all this crap. Got it. That's amazing. And we also finished a rift. What do we call that? Like a loot goblin? That's a lot of loot. We spoke. My damage just went up to 2,600. 2,600 damage. All right, I need some help here. Oh, what's this? Oh, okay. So my little dudes were provided by a ring. Hey Curtis, you want this ring that comes with the minions? Yeah. I need some more dudes to fight. All right, TP to me. I'm right beside you, bro. All right, tossing that on the ground now. Wee, thank you. Dalmatian ring, something like that. Cool. Stop the demon resurrection, where it is that we're supposed to go. Well, there's a quest here. WTH. Okay, apparently, maybe my guys weren't from that ring. They're following me again. They disappeared. What the hell? So you lied to him? Yes, yes, I did. But not intentional. I will admit, I am not a perfect person. Go on. Go on, bro. Go on. Okay, I think we need some help here. I'll be there ASAP. Just give me one second. On my way. I thought I ran out of inventory space and had to go get rid of stuff so I could come back and get the rest of the stuff. Don't worry too much about the stuff right now. It's going to keep upgrading as we load up. This is crazy. What's going on here right now? I don't know, I like it. I'm just flipping around. Just spam click, it'll be okay. I'm putting on some more damage. When everybody is in the party, around me, I get 3,000 damage. Not really? Yeah, so someone has some auras. I do. I think Jordy has one as well. Yeah, I have one as well. The guy is here. Yeah, I might as well kill him. That is true. It shouldn't be. Are you satisfied? No. Are you sure about what you're saying right now? I am sure, I am not satisfied. I'm an independent woman, don't need no man. Yeah, me neither. I'm actually doing the event. Is that the element? I don't think it's worth coming in. Let's just go back to town. Or there's a chest here that you might want to loot. Yeah, I'm coming. I like stuff, stuff is cool. Me too. Stop picking on me. I'm not picking on you. You're picking on me. I'm picking on me. Jordy's touching me. George, he's looking at me. George, make him stop. Calm down, man. I don't know which one is Michael here. Are you on the south? Where's your character in the town? Oh, I'm in the blacksmith. Oh, I got a hat for a monk. Isn't George a monk? Yeah, boy. Where's George? I got two of them today. I got a pretty good weapon right now. George, I'm putting something on the ground beside you. Take a look at that. I hope that was the right thing. I might have been the wrong one. Yeah, it has to be the wrong one. Probably. Well, the intention counts, right? Where's the salvage all button, you guys were saying? I might get it in one day. We don't get it yet. I think we have to be max level. Dang it. My good skills later. I'm still stuck using the same old thing. Oh, treasure goblin, if you guys can come. It's a special one, too. I'm not weak. It's at the port to me, friends. You're going to have to hedge a gold quail. Oh, there he is. He started fighting, so we must kill him fast. So he pretty much just dropped gold. A lot of gold. This is the 2500 when there's nobody next to me. I'm at 3k when we're all together. Actually, 3.2k. This is a very good area to farm. What else we have? West march. Destroy death orbs. Sounds easy. Alright, let's do it. Bring those orbs. Turn someone into a page, dude. I think I did. This is getting ridiculous. You've turned people into things. What I do is what I do. Play the Reaper halfway. You're slugging a bit. No, good. This place looks cool. I've never actually played in this area before. This is a nice looking area. I'm trying to catch up to you guys. Wait, where are we supposed to go? Should we go down that way? Next one is... We really got to stay in there, but... Okay, we use the death gate. Who should I teleport to? Either me or Pixie. Or Anthony. I know we're both incredibly handsome and awesome. Thank you. You don't have to confuse it. Sorry mate. Uh oh. More pigs. A deer? You can't use it. What's the courtesy play to this deck? Damage is now 3700. Whoa. That kind of skyrocket. Legendary stuff. I'm at 37... 102. Well, when people are there. 3700... 1000 damage when I'm like super close to enemy. If there's like 20 yards in between me and the enemies. But I like to just... Dumbled in. So we almost got a little 40 out of doing all the bounties. Let's turn this in. Shit. What happened, Kurt? Yeah, I'm in. Thanks, Kurt. I think we got everything here. Yeah, we can start doing rifts now. And actually getting some... Increased difficulty level. Should we? No, to do. No, we'd have to leave the game first. Alright, then should we leave an... Reinterusing master, I think? Well, we're already on master. Let's try creating another higher one if it's possible. We're going to make it harder? Cool. Yep, boy. Alright. So everybody needs to hit the lead game. Okay. A lot of highs in chat. Just saying hi! Hi! I'm going to make it a very quick run to the bathroom. Yeah, George and Michael are in the same room. So there will be a little bit of that when they talk. Actually, let's just use George's mic. My mic is on mute. Yeah, just turn on your mic. Okay. Alright, how about now? Is that more clear? It is. The question is, since Michael's streaming on Twitch, is that going to mess with history? Yeah, it's going to mess with history. We have 19 on YouTube Live. How about you, Michael? I'm around zero. Okay. I haven't really advertised it. I'm still in the game. Is that big C? Yeah. You want to leave the game? Leave the party? Oh. Leave the game? Shit, what did I do bad? Let's go ahead and leave the game. Yep. And let Michael create a new one. How are you? Are you still in the game? Freedom Brazil, yes. There is an Anthony, and a Curtis, and a Michael, and a George in the game right now. Curtis, you shouldn't have left the party, but you're in the game. Okay. Yes, I guess I was. I didn't realize it. Where did Curtis go? I'm just standing at the screen. Whoa, my dude looks like bad. Like, like, bad, bad. Like, a good, good bet. Never mind. Hey, Curtis, you were invited? Yep. So we get a choice between Master and Torment. I'll just say Torment. Hi, Gabriel. Hi. But it's level 70. Oh, let's try Torment. The rewards. Yeah, you're right. It becomes available. You're going to decide extra XP. Sure. It's an option so quickly. Wait, what are we doing now? Torment level. We just have two difficulty levels. Oh no. This is going to be bad. This is going to be level 60, unlike any difficulty level. Does the gear get better at least? No, we're not level 60. Yeah, that's more like... Okay, well, let's try it anyway. I'm really glad that we can do it. I have faith. You have faith? I believe. Yeah, it's actually doable. You just live for dummy. Okay. No Welsh gaming. Well, this ain't too bad because I don't think. You seem to be taking quite a lot of damage. Yep, let's see how it goes. Good, let's gracious. A lot of people are getting a lot of... a lot of... achievements. I die. Okay, this is a lot more difficult. Yeah, I got worked in like 10 seconds. You just killed things. Yeah. I don't know. We can try it. We should stick together. I'm getting ripped apart. The way these things are swimming through the sand, that's awesome. It gives you lots of... Would you stop running around? We did it. So does anybody have... Just make sure you have them in your inventory. Let's do that. Zoltan Fool. Archive of Zoltan Fool. That's a really quick one. Okay. Yeah, the bomb. Click accept. Hey, I have a thing for you, the Curtis staff. Oh yeah? Are you next to me? You would know. No, I'm right behind you. Okay. Come around. Everyone, click accept. Thank you. Whoa. Cut scene. It doesn't like and be easy. No. 10k, 6k, wow. Whoa, what just happened? Yeah, just teleported me out. Yeah, me too. What in the world? I messed up on a loop. Dang it. I'm going back in. Does that work? Yeah. We're right at the exit, that's why. Nope, there's another section. On the... Cleanse the cursed chest. So it's in the storm halls. Yes. So where is this chest? It's in the storm halls. Hammer's going everywhere. 100 enemies to earn a bonus chest. Okay, so this is a DPS exercise. All right. Bonus chest. I've never seen this particular one so far. Holy. Bonus chest. Then we got two chests. 38. Okay. So somehow I've got more. Yeah, it seems like a lot of criticals. Sorry, 35 if I don't have any oras around people. I'm getting like a lot of criticals because my damage is only at 1300, but I'm seeing a lot of like 4 and 5k hits. Hits, yeah. How do I identify a ring? Right, click it. Okay, thank you. You're welcome. Boom. This guy is an amulet with dexterity and five random properties. It's something like a jeweler design. Yeah. So if I go here and teach him, let's see like allowing him to craft. It doesn't seem to work at all. So there it is. I need level 60. Oh, this one's going to be good. And it needs, I actually need to find a perfect square emerald as an ingredient. Level 60. That's good. Level 60. Perfect square emerald. Everybody's standing still. What am I doing wrong here? Oh, we're just, Michael's taking a short break to go to the bathroom, but I'm looking at my skills. Okay, cool. I was like, uh-oh, what'd I do bad? Everybody. Yes. Fun fact. Diablo means the devil in Spanish. Yes. Diablo polo, which is devil chicken. Actually, isn't the double, isn't the L pronounced like a Y? Isn't that pollo? Pollo, that is correct. Where are my pollo's? Okay, I'm about to start in a minute. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You wish you were here with the guy around. Yeah, this is brutal. It wasn't mine. Oh my God, I'm going down. Where's Michael? Michael, it's... Just keep running around. Eventually, we're ridiculous. Jesus. There's a, um, a legendary sitting in the, in town here. Gold wrap. I don't know. I can't pick it up because it says that one. I'm back fighting this shit. Where are you guys? You guys are out of here. I just had to repair my items. I'm on my way. Hurry, hurry. All this dying and exhausting. Yeah, this is actually pretty tough. Going this way? No, I don't think so either. How crudest feels? I'm getting mangled. We should like probably fight. Oh my God. This is unreal. No! Good for you. But it depends on everyone. Green goblin dude. Where are you? Up here somewhere. Where is he? Oh, there he is. I see him. I can't see him. The only way I see him is on the map. Too much else going on. I can revive that course. Where'd he go? I think he might have disappeared. This is incredible. I just, yeah, this is... Wow, there's like yellows everywhere. So Michael, there's I. Is there a strategy we can employ here? Click everything. Oh jeez. Well then. Things are dying out. I just needed to change my skills. Diablo 3 is not responding. Hey Curtis, how did you get Diablo 3 to start again? Did you have to shut it down? No, I just... I have nothing. I'm going to just shut it down and restart. I see a bloody belt or something or a star. Oh no, never mind. Pull up through it. That's a... Ooh. 6,000? 6,000? The music, I agree. George does look serious. This is his game face. Oh man. You think people are playing when they say put on your game face? No. This is George's game face, right here. Oh my god. Everywhere here, I'm just looking around. There was actually a legendary racer sitting... mentioned. He said there was a star on the map. Oh, it was like a legendary thing or something. All of the star means there's a legendary item there. I saw the same and that's why I went there. Oh, okay. Oh, there's another star. It's a good thing those come up. I would have not seen them. Are we done this thing? We get it for the bar. No, there's much more. Oh, there's more. There's more. Uh... There's Michael. Next to N3D. Are they? Oh boy. Holy moly. What is going on? Akromat's in chat. Oh, cool. Hey Chris. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's all over me. What was that? Okay, coming. Yeah, I can't... Ah, I can't get away from him. If you watch his animation, you'll be able to see why it's coming. Windowed mode, I hate you. Thank you. Oh, good work. Dang, like three times. No, I went up a few. Okay, um... I'm at 52. What? Rare enchantress focus. A good gear. Learn how to use my new skills properly. Emergent trophy? What? Can you already get into the chat? Uh, yeah... Let me figure out how to do that. I just right-click it, or what? You press enter, and then you right-click the item. Or shift right-click. Yeah, you shift right-click. Okay, I do... I do what now? I just right-click. Open the chat, and then shift right-click the item. So press enter, and then shift right-click doesn't do it. Shift left-click. Oh, it says it can't be equipped by my class. Shift left-click it is, so there I just did my weapon. Okay. Do you see that? Yeah. Okay, I have to press enter. How do you actually see it though? Oh, you have to click on it. It doesn't just highlight. Well, that's for your enchantress, so that's if you have a follower. That's when you're only playing solo. Teleporting to you. Teleporting to you? Whoa, I'm huge! Why am I huge? Because you turned on Akramat's champion. It's a skill, it's a very useful one. I think leveling up is pretty fast in these rifts. Do you have 400% damage? Oh, the shrine! Yeah, it's gonna be on... How much? I just expired? Yeah. How far does this go, you say, as far as you want? I think it's like 5... I'm getting smoked. Wait, are there two guardians? How come there's two guardians? How come there's two guardians? I don't know. How should we go after them? The weaker one? Now I see three. Alright, I'm keeping the shield up. Who is he hitting? Me. No, but I'm not getting hit. Obviously, you get penalized for taking too long. Thank goodness. The genius view of this game is indeed very hard. Very quick you are, the harder it gets. That's true. I took a beating, I deserved it. Okay, salvage. I don't understand, this whole forging weapons thing? I've had it forge me the apprentice products and the apprentice rusty flail. Both of them? But I didn't get any new... You mean you wanted to create a new item? Crafting? Like, yeah, I wanted to forge weapons, I wanted to level that up so that eventually I could forge decent weapons. Well, you just go to the anvil guy and you just look at what you can forge. It's only giving me the two options and I've done both and it's not giving me new options. Do I just continue repeating those two? Come to you and level up. Yeah. So I've crafted both, or I've forged both of these and I'm not getting new options. I don't know, you need to go training. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Okay, now you're max. Now you can go craft. Okay, that makes sense. Go to the crafting, and choose highest for crafting. Yeah, that one. And choose highest. Highest usable though you already have. There you go. Nice. Thank you George. Okay, so genius view wants to know anybody playing now. I say yes. It's worth it. George, what do you say? Oh yeah, it's a very fun game. We need to play with people, with friends. It's not so much fun playing solo. That's true. Now for those who want to pro tip, you want to take it out of your weapon or armor. Just salvage the weapon or armor. You'll get the jewel out and it won't be destroyed. Otherwise, you'd have to pay a lot of money to get the jewel out. We need to salvage the item with the jewel in it. DPS is only 6,000. You have 6,000? Let's make sure I have my skills set up correctly. Move up a few levels. Mega modding. Welcome to the freedom family. Yeah. That's where it's at. Freedom. Freedom. Hey, where are you now gentlemen? I'm okay. Macedonian games? I think we're actually seeing more Portuguese than we are Spanish. Salvage. Let your speaks and get the suck it out of it. Yeah. That's gonna be a good day. Fun shot. Except blows. Teleport too. I'll pay a rift key. Ages to go. Maria, I'm too big. I mean, yeah. Sissy butt back here. That's it. No loot. What? Where to loot? We're done because I know I'm hungry. Okay. I'm gonna put shields on everybody. On some... Stop moving. It's a goddamn rhino. I just shielded. How long does your shield last? Only a few seconds. Anything else worth in here? You've been here before? No, we just... I have no idea. All right, let's just get out of here. You're lucky I'm at 49. All right, let's see what kind of gear we got here. Oh, it's pretty good stuff. Witch doctor. Rare mojo. Curtis, when you come into town, check the ground for a rare mojo. And I also got something for you, Curtis. It's a mask, 204 armor, and it increases your sacrifice damage by 9%. With an empty socket. Might be good for me. I'll leave it here at the salvage thing. Now let me see what I got here for you guys. Nothing. Just kidding. I have a rare two-handed cross, but you wouldn't want that, would you? No, I'm at 300 abuse. Yeah, that's better than mine, than the one I had. Apparently, sometimes when you salvage with gem in it, it'll actually... Is that, you've seen it degrade? Yeah, I just had two gems of, let's see, two flawless gems, and one of them... Sorry, two flawless diamonds, and one of them came out as a flawed diamond. And a set of pants. A little bit. Okay, I'll be right there as soon as I finish this crafting. Isn't it wild or something? Yeah, and they're pretty wild. See here. Tier music made little pizza sandwiches for breakfast. Dude, I love little pizza bagels, little pizza sandwiches. Awesome. Alright, so is anybody anywhere? Like, anywhere cool? I'm in a rift, and I'm killing Cuddle Bears. What? This is insane! Yeah, I'm in a rift. So I'm wondering if the rift is on this side. Only Cuddle Bears. Huh, and the health pots are still little cupcakes. It has to be something wrong. No, I think this might... There's something wrong. I mean, I'm thinking if there was something wrong, we wouldn't both be seeing it, you know? I see. Give it up there. It's up. I'm in a lot of trouble with them. Stop running back! I guess it's fine. The only way to survive? With Michael. I'm here. I'm just in a different section. Well, come back to us. Teleport to Michael because we really need help here. Take a piss. You're in eight. Sorry, I know we're live streaming on freedom, so. You're in eight is the proper nomenclature. Yes, it is. So what's your damage now? For me? I'm at 6,000. Down here? This is a dead end. Teddy Bears! Oh no, these aren't... What are these things? These are people's cuddle bear. There is a difference. Boss will be here in my cuddle bear. It'll probably be a pony if you grab it. I love that exploding bomb. I don't see it. Is it like one of the skills? Like, uh... If you think you're a bar, you're a C-bar. I don't see a diamond. No, but maybe I was too far away when you activated it. What's all that rain? What is that? There's a pony. Big, lots of explosions at the same time. Me either. This isn't child's play. This is cuddle bear. This is cuddle bear. Don't mess with the cuddle bear. What's the meaning? It's gonna be, like, Teddy or Ruxbin for some shit. You watch. You watch. Teddy or Ruxbin for the win. Yeah, there we go. See, kids? Better watching just... Just perked up. Put you in a coin plan. Oh my god, they're behind me. I got pulled into their, uh, mitts. Trying to... Any second, we're gonna get the Guardian. I'm not trying to get a whole lot of these guys in, Agra. I hate the lasers. The lasers. I got one shot. He landed on me. Oh, yeah. Uh, this is not good. I can't even move. Probably, like, lure him away from... Whatever it's called. My little frog. Oh, really? Yeah, I brought a frog. I brought a frog. Then I got nuked. Where's my frog? I'm gonna bring this guy to you guys, because you're not... I don't wanna have all the fun. Well, I'm trying to... Sorry. Tech issues. I don't think we're... Screen resolution. Not fun. You don't think we're in the right spot. I'm in the rough spot. That's a really bad spot. Maybe I'll hang out with... Nukman. We ain't any better here. Nope. Nope. I... Oh, come on. Hey, Georgia, you're still... I didn't... I'm the other guy. I can't stop laughing at that. I don't... Do you have spirit? Yes, you do. This stun is even bosses this time. Well, that's impossible. I mean, I can't even move. Like, I'm right in front of him and he just keeps freezing me every second. This is the guy who's been keeping him in a trance. Yeah, I know. That's kind of ironic, huh? Yeah, you really know this. Oh, man. He's going after me. It's the shield. Here we go. He started getting me. I can't move. I can't move. I'm literally seeing my invulnerability. We'll get him with that eventually. Oh, you're going to kill him eventually? Yeah, but... Okay, he's almost dead. Don't come near me. Yeah, me too. Are you going to say work? Impressive. Level 52! Okay. How many skills do we have? I'm going to increase multi-shot damage by 11% for boots. Demon Hunter... 10% multi-shot. That doesn't factor into that statistic. It was giving me the little crazy dudes. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it is a ring. And I can give it to you if you'd like. They are helpful. I got a legendary ring and... Yeah. Right beside you. Here you go. And it comes with a diamond. Usually the ring with the diamond. It's right down here. I'm trying to pick it up, but I cannot pick it up. What is it saying? Let me get over here. Okay. There you go. I can't pick it up either. That item belongs to someone else and cannot be picked up. It's only for you. Is this the account bound? The account bound. That means only for you. And you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put that in my stash because that is a very useful thing. George, you'd be the authority here. Do I actually have to have items in my inventory to craft from or can they be in my stash? They can be in your stash. Okay. And Square is better than Triangle, correct? As far as gems? You can just look at their stats, see which one increases more. Let's see. We've got a gem combiner around here somewhere, right? Yeah. Just look at the gem on the map. Oh, there it is. Okay. Thank you. You want to do these quests like Desolate Sands and so on? I mean, we can only be doing a rip or a bounties. Yeah, so which do you prefer? I think rip is faster. Okay, rip. Adding two. Green something. It teaches the blacks how to forge legendary set canes' fate. Crafting recipe. I'm getting cornered. I can't get out of this. I see there's a few uniques here with their minions. Watch all of this. They won't come in here. Are you disappointed? Yeah, I'm going for it. Watch this. I've got all sorts of stuff. I've got a... Wait, you can't... Betta? Like the cheese? Betta the cheese? Oh, man. Edit. Gotcha, gotcha. Like your whole shoe thing. Yeah. It's a little old to his down here. You keep puking everywhere, man. You should probably get that looked at. Do we have to kill everything down here? Whoa, what the heck is this thing? Wait, what do you mean that's it? I'm going to back up the town. I'm going to... I said dang it. Grab something like... Well, you guys do what you do. Hold on. Well, if you're not going to use that, I'll take it. Shoulder bags. Let's see if I have luck this time. Nope, no luck. Yeah, I don't... I'm sure these little dudes didn't come for me because I have no idea where the heck they came from. Whoa! What could I have been up by? I've been with, like, four people. I've never played with four people all at once. Much more fun for me. This is the last rift, and then we should be good to go to move on to another act. You mean that lovely difficulty, or what was it happening? I am in the, uh... Yeah. While I was asking, what did you mean by another act? You said another act, or is it another rift? Uh-oh. Someone said, after this, we think we should be good to go to another act, but maybe I'm just confusing myself. Here we go. Objectives. What the hell level am I? 23 in here, 51. You're a little 22. Oh, I'm hearing things from the livestream, but I'm actually not, yeah. Yeah. Is this a new guy? Some big minotaur dude. How did you not die? Life steal. But they were all hitting you. If I get someone, I get a good soul to kill as well. Okay. So you can tank? As long as it continues to hit. Yeah, and their hit points grow enough after we do this rift, because we want to get the bonus points for the rift. Like the, um... I forgot to get out of the way of the blast. Yeah, Tar. I got smashed. In the world of these things. Wow, several goblins. Everyone on the goblins. Wait, what is this? There's like four goblins. There is more than four goblins. Oh, man. Everyone take a goblin, if you can. Yeah, just keep hitting them. The goblin! Where'd the goblin go? I couldn't handle them on my own. I'm not sure if we can handle them as a group. No, we cannot. I promise you we're going down here. No! Sorry. What have you done? Floating bombs. George, we told you to stay in the car. We just told you to stay in the car. Stay in the car. Ouch, ouch. There's a bit too many things here. We're wearing them down. Where is everyone actually? Together here. It's a big ugly guy here. Yeah, we work for him. Even uglier. Is that the last guy? It doesn't look like he's here. It wasn't late over here and I'll... Yeah. Where did he go? I had to bring the elite before he dies next to the real boss for the exploding bombs. Well, I think they're really good for this area. We just have to hit him from the other side so he runs the other way. Running away? Just run to the boss. They'll come to us. I'm trying to get you to go the other direction and you are not having any of this. Why is it I had so much trouble with the trash, but the boss... Holy moly. He's going back to town. This is a boss dictator pranking. I agree. Yeah. He has a force to be reckoned with. He's making us play video games against our will. I know. Sorry about that. It's okay. Do you have any cool legendaries? Legendaries? I got nothing. I got a mace. Okay, I got a legendary where the unique is just a slap. Look at this, Michael. I see it. Unique slap. What the hell? Look at that. 127% damage increase. What's your damage? I go from 9,000 now to... 21,000. There you are. Increase my damage over time so it's going to cheat me. Over time? Yeah. Like in recent... when I hit somebody. Oh, so it's the first strike that gives you the extra... Yeah, the first strike increases my critical hit. Okay. Didn't get anything worth having. So many new skills. I can't even... think what to do next. It's semester now. Yeah, you come over at in-game. No, you can't. No, you have to start a new game to raise it. I've been streaming for a long time. We're going to find a way to quickly get to the little city now. Yeah, we should... Hold on a second, I have to make a phone call. I didn't know the... I want to just text me and I'll come by. I was just checking to see if he's there yet. Thank you. Just you. Just in chat, I'm curious. How long have you guys been watching? How long have you been watching? If you've been watching the whole time, let me know. What in the... I don't know what this thing is, but it looks delicious. Let's see. Dictator Pranking says he's been here since the beginning. This has been going on now for so long that he can't even seek back to the beginning. So that's at least four hours. Let's see, we started at 9... 9.40. 9.40. So that's six hours. Ish. Crazy. You know, I had things planned for today and then my boss was like, you know what, let's play video games. It was all downhill from there. You'll be all right. You'll be okay. Does that have chocolate bar? No, chocolate. Thank you. Anybody watching, if you have Diablo, you can join the guild. We've made a couple of videos on how to get you set up so that you can join us for the next time that we play. It's really bad. Chocolate is real man's food. You know, I thought so too until... I've had girlfriends and other female-type people that they always ask for chocolate. I don't know what's up with that. Is it a good idea to give women such a man's food like chocolate? I think it's a good idea. So there's a... Let me go over here to the jewelry Jenny person. Hello, porting to Michael. These rips are all very different. You love me, I hate you. You love me, I hate you and you don't know why. There are things on the ground. Don't pull around. I don't know. It looks like barrels just started exploding. But you see that there's these little like fire fountains? Yeah. Like this, from the ground there's these little fireballs that are just... I'm not sure what's causing them. Who died? I did. Everybody needs to get there. There's a bit of a little one there. This is all your fault. You know that, right? I know it's my fault. It's cool. It's all the more squishy. I think if you get the deal that is going on right now 50 or 60 bucks or something? Yeah, 59.99 for both. It's just for both. This plus the expensive. Okay, I have to go figure out... Does anybody know what a green star on the map means? Yeah, that means set item dropped. Which one's the real one? Go down very easily. This isn't even the big guy. Go to Anthony. Yeah, you're not a good idea. You see what I mean? Oh, gonna be real body ugly. The Guardian. Glimpons, Glimpons. Ah! He's one hit me. I don't know. Maybe all my armors are broken. How do you know this? Oh, I see. He's in his enrage mode. Only you have the chance to hit him from the distance. This guy over here is no joke. Out of fact of town. A little help first. Just trying to innocently take a look around and... You're not allowed to do that. Yeah. Don't you know looking around against the rules? I do now... Kind of... Do you want a one-handed weapon? Barbarian? Only? I'm pretty sure I've already got that beat, but... Currently I'm at 502. But have a look at this one. It also does 5% damage, 265 strength, and reduces cooldown of all skills by 5%. Sure, I'll take a look. Where is it? Oh, you're here already? Yep. The cooldown... Which one was it you gave me? Was it the astonishing harpoon? I'm not sure which one it was, but it's a one-handed barbarian-only weapon. Curtis, I also have something for you. Alright. That's called Final Veil? Well, I'm... Yeah, that's right. I'm a witch doctor, so... Let's do it. Okay. Final Veil. Is that better than what you have? Thank you. 194 armor. Oh yeah, because it gives me... Mana regen, which is a nasty... Oh, that's right. George, I'm not playing a barbarian. I'm a crusader. Oh, okay. I thought you were a barbarian. So that happened. Everybody on the live stream, that just happened. Michael, I have a torso for you. Is this interesting? Yeah. Demon Hunter-only? No thanks. George, quote, I have a torso for you. I have a torso for you. Hey, Curtis, if you'll come over here to the... Oh, you're already here. Here, throw us something on the ground. You might want to check that out. Alright. Let's take a look. Oh, a staff. Let's try it. I really like that of the survivability. Wow. So do we have a game plan for what's next? I'm already fighting, so... You're planning something? I'm already fighting. You're playing? Oh. Yeah, I'm fighting something. I'm defeating Elise by myself. Holy crap. Damage in 100,000. Got a yellow. How did you find time to look at it? I occasionally play Minecraft. I don't record so much anymore. One of those things that I might go back to if I ever find the time, though. Oh, people of the internet. This dude's melting, and he's gone. Oh, yeah. Fatality. Yes, I do find the humor in that. Where did that guy come from? A new evil walks the earth. I'm gonna die already. Are we done with this joint, or are we going? Yeah, we're done. Did you ever stay out of trouble? That was my bad. I'm gonna log out. Anyone want a level 55 boot with 12% movement speed, dexterity, vitality, armor? Yeah, but just... All right, let's see here. And it's sword. Not very good. I got junk. The pants that I got aren't horrible. Not horrible, secondary. I'm about to have all the armor. This is fine damage, and 9% for good armor. 516. What you got? A shield with 1,056 armor. 10% chance to block for a large amount. And it adds to my wrath. And the rest of this is junk. Awesome. You guys are probably already in battle again, aren't you? Are you mocking me? Because that would be hilarious. They're in the ground. There's only one way this can end. With the two of us laying by the fire and ending the night by saying this didn't happen. Yep. I'm not sure if you guys see these blood splatters. This is not part of the blast. So, how about the Desolate Sands? Is that a different area? Well, we only have two more to go for this Herodric Cache. We're teleporting to New York. We're in here. But don't teleport to me. Teleport to Michael. That's too late. Where did you go, Michael? I turned around. This is where we had to go. Yeah, I was going to say. I think we just enter the vial of cavern. I need to help you. There's 10 minutes in the sun. And a lot of tornadoes. I'm coming. Oh, man. They got lightsabers up in this thing. Yep. Actually, these ones remind me of back in the Mario days when you would go through the castle. Every time I see these, all I can think of is... I'm not going to continue that song Is Nintendo as Rallawere? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look here in Nintendo, you may hope I paid dearly for those games and the memories. That's my head. Enter the vial of cavern. I just want to move the chest. Where's the chest? There's a waypoint here. That's where we started. Here we go and... Oh, we found a velvet. It's a good one. And the cave is pointing left. Yeah, you gotta come here. Coming? Where is he? Where is he? There he is. I got walled in as well. Oh, my God! Dude's up here. What the heck? He jumped in, even though I was hitting him. I see. Aw, now I'm walled in! The star, you mean? A lot of other things. Holy crap. There's so much stuff up here. There's like a lot of yellows. I didn't even see what died there. I want to travel. I made a mistake. Ah, man. Where is this dungeon? I touched a stone and it sent me through something. But then I came back. Okay. I made a mistake. Crazy Glitter wants to know if George can play something else. Well, this is more to celebrate the launch of this game. So it wouldn't make a lot of sense to play something else right now. That's right. I got Hello Kitty Adventure Island. I've got that. Uh, no. You're Michael? I'm going to go. Okay, just hop on. Who's the Crusader? You're a Crusader. Are you dancing with me? Mm-hmm. I got a friggin' grand sink at home. That's not half bad. It's $2.30 almost. It's like more video games today than I have in the last two years. I knew it. Uh, George, you guys back in town. Actually, I just need to go. 25 minutes. I'm good. Maybe we should take a break. Or just take a break. I think that would be good for morale and also give us a little bit of time to go with the community and stuff. Yeah. We're almost there. It's been seven hours. What was the plan again? It's been eight hours. We were trying to get to 70 in like four hours, but it looks like it didn't make it quite so. We're going to go to bitch soon, you guys. All right. Good. Stuff, but that was a good seven hours. Thank you for that. All right. So Curtis, do you have to wake up now? Where do you go to work tomorrow? I don't. He's just being a wuss. Oh, you're calling me a manliness. Gotcha. Have to be clear. I'm not. That was not a deal. You've got to be at work for freedom. That's fine. Yeah, I do. I got to get back on. I got some posts to do. So actually you're going to be doing a lot here coming up with the freedom online thing. You want to talk about that before you go? Sure. Sure would. All right. Hello, everybody on the live stream. And goodbye, George. Now that George is gone, it's okay to say terrible things about him. That is perfectly acceptable. Because now he's not here. Bro, adventures infinity. I know. I just did seven and a half, seven hours of friggin video gaming. I'm like back to being like 19 again or something. And to make that even worse, he was working all like, you probably got of it like what, eight? Yep. So he woke up at eight, worked all day, and then played games with us until the wee hours of the morning. Exactly. We can't blame him. Nope. Can't give me a hard time on that. That's for sure. But yeah, freedom online a little bit of changes the last couple of days. I've got it in now. So if you do go there that the banners, so pardon me, not the banners, but like the sliders at the top, we got to be posts. So they should kind of get the GameSpot IGN look. So if you click on the sliders, it will take you to an individual freedom partners post that we've posted on the website. So that's been changed. Also, it's not confirmed yet, but I know Anthony knows, but we've got some of the guys that have been working on the magazine. It looks like they're coming over and they're going to be working on articles as opposed to that is definitely underway. I don't know. Do you know, have you talked to those guys about that much, Anthony? I know that it's a possibility. I don't know what's finalized, what's not. But the idea is to, since both projects are meant to, you know, feature freedom partners and showcase talents in different ways to kind of meld those into a way that's mutually beneficial. And I think that we have a really good chance of doing that. So yeah. Yeah. I mean, G and the changes in search engine results and things like that. The world's kind of moving from a, you know, a once a month regular magazine now to a Huffington Post slash every other website that updates their stuff constantly. I mean, some of these websites are updating 20, 30, 40 times a day with specific articles. And hopefully that'll also, this change will also mean that Freedom Magazine may be able to take more, more posts or not posts, articles from the freedom community, meaning this is why I think this game is awesome. You should totally check it out. Yes, you would be free to do so. That is absolutely exactly what I was thinking as well. I mean, today's big websites of the future, they sort of revolve around communities that submit information, they submit articles, and then there's people on the back end, they go through them. And if they're relevant to the audience in general, they get either posted or they get published or they get sent back for review or changes. But there is a new mall watching this live stream. I'm going to assume most of you are freedom partners. If you, if there's a new game coming out, let's say a new game comes out like Diablo 3, for example, and you, you play as a witch doctor and you want to write an article about your experience with D3 and what you liked and like. Traditionally, you either start your own blog and, you know, it doesn't get a lot of traffic unless you really work at it and some people do, or, you know, you go with the new model which has a large, very popular, very authoritative central domain like Freedom Online and then we publish it and then put your video and your post and your article and if they like what they read there, they go to your channel and they watch your video so you get the direct benefit. So we help promote our partners and we promote them at length but you also get to get the benefit. That's what we're going to do. Yep. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Yeah. I'm actually writing out a thing for George and I was going to involve you and maybe Benny or a few guys. I don't know who's in charge of what there is just explaining the business model and how it's going to bring the freedom partners in. I promise you it's going to be good. And we got the frigging people now. We got the technology. We got the website. We've got the plugins. We've got the bits and pieces. We've got even, you know, smart guys that can work with the YouTube stuff so there's really no reason why this can't be done. We got a few of those good fellas but mostly some pretty smart guys overall. Excluding myself and Anthony but the rest of the team is pretty clever from what I've been told. I agree. Yeah. I put you in the dumb bucket with me. Hey, I don't blame you. No, that's okay. But yeah. I was going to say I only get paid what I do and then I realized I don't get paid much of anything. There you go. But I only get paid what I do because of my charming good looks. Oh, by the river. Wonderful reference. Wonderful reference, by the way. Yeah, you're welcome. I thought you'd like it. That's why I live there. It's got no seats. Oh, man. Yeah, I know what you're a dealer for food. He's got a food dealer here out there. That's what I hear. Unless they're serving healthy burritos, I don't think so. Oh, okay. What's the food like out there? You know, it's heavily westernized, actually. Really? Yeah. We basically live in a tourist town inside of a mall. Jesus. What is this? Disneyland? Pretty much laid off of one of your jokes that you do on stage about Fat Kid Disneyland. It is. Apparently, here, they will deliver, get this, Krispy Kreme donuts to your door. What kind of friction? How do you lose weight in that country? I'm going to gain 100,000 pounds if I go there. They'll just cut a hole inside of the building to get you out. Oh, my God, that's awesome, though. But they deliver Krispy Kreme. Yeah, they have bikes. They have like little motorbikes with the Krispy Kreme logo on it. They deliver the Krispy Kreme. Probably. I haven't actually seen anyone delivering them, but I've seen the bikes, and I've seen the bikes missing. So someone's driving them. Holy hell. Well, that's like a level of decadence that even I can't fathom. But hey, man, good on you. If that's how they roll, that's how they roll. Literally. Oh, God. But yeah. Yeah, no, that's all I got going on here. But yeah, I'm preparing a big document for the guys. And of course, I'll give it to you and George. Honestly, what you're doing with Frito Online is so new. I have no idea who's in charge of it. Not a clue. Guess what? I'm in charge. Yeah. Well, I mean, everybody reports to me. They report to me now, people. All you people in the live stream, you need to subscribe to Big C as soon as I get a channel. You should do that. As soon as I do that. Personal channel. Actually, I've found some of your old channels. I'm scared. Yeah. Scared. Yeah, I had some issues back in the day. I mean, they haven't gone away. I just stopped dressing up like a pterodactyl and going to. Because Dora the Explorer. Well, you know, Dora the Explorer was pretty good too. I thought I made a pretty sweet looking Dora. Not going to lie. But what do you do? Oh, well. Yeah, I have no subscribers. I don't even have a channel, man. Oh, you are Big C. XD, I couldn't figure it out. Oh, shoot. Yes, that's me. Yeah. I'm on a different microphone. Maybe that's why he is Big C. He's a dirt, but he's our dirt. Yep. All sugar. What's up guys? This is Big C. Does that sound more like me? I even caught myself on the curse. The official elf of female. What the heck? How does that work? What? I like that. We've got someone named the official elf of female. How did you make that official? I think it's just one of those things like she proclaims it and no one can test it. I can't. I mean, I think it's, I think it's legit. I don't know. I'm a pretty alpha male. So right on. I do pretty much everything. Oh, man. I gotta stop. I gotta stop myself right here. That is a leading comment that's going to get me into a world of hurt. Crossbows. Is that Michael? Michael, do you use crossbows? I don't think he's listening. Do you use crossbows? Yes. Are you familiar with the Huffington Post? By the way, there, Anthony, do you know those? That was actually the reason that you clearly do. Okay, good. All right. That's the business model that I'm going to be moving freedom online to. Just so you know. I think that that would, it would work. That and I mean, there are a lot of, you know, similar models that you could, you know, you could work it with and. Yeah. You can work it with. Yeah, I do work with it, work with it. But yeah. I think that's a great idea. You've got some deep thoughts, bro. Ah, you want one of my deepest thoughts. I'm going to need a second because I actually just queued up a bunch and I don't want to use one I've already used. Let's see here. Let's see what happens, shall we? He's digging real deep guys. He's going deep. Okay, actually I have one that's relevant to freedom. All right. And women. Oh, no. How about this one? Women are like domain names. All the good ones are taken, but you can still get a decent one from another country. Oh, that's a good one. Hashtag deep risks thoughts. That's not a bad one. Oh, man. I can do that. That's a simile because you like her ads. Well, that's like a joke. They're not all similes. The thing about it is it's kind of like taking that whole life stuff and turning it to be either demotivational or completely insane. Like, that's pretty much the formula to deep risk thoughts. Right on. Well, we have a lady in the chat, so. I mean, no. She laughed. She laughed. She laughed, but that's good. In fact, unless she's from the Philippines, she would be from a different country for me. That's true. I've got a pretty good chance that she qualifies if she wants to. Well, for me, my basement. Okay, there you go. That's what I did. I did it. I said it. Oh, big. Okay. See, I did it. I had to go there. I. Big. So that. So this is probably the part where I log off and you guys cut the screen and then edit that part out. See, you think that's bad until you realize that one day he looked at me and he's like, what's the best part about dating a 23 year old? I'm like, I don't know. What is it? He's like, there's plenty of them. Okay, guys. Mine was bad, but that was Anthony Amber Alert. Remember your last name is Anthony Amber Alert. Okay. That's. Okay. Whenever he logs on, I'm going to get a big bloody red or yellow thing and it's going to go. Amber Alert. Anthony Stranger, Danger, Smith or whatever the hell. Oh man. Well, I'm going to at that point, I didn't have to ask. He's Amber Q. Okay. This is where everybody get. Oh man. This is going like Michael Jackson right now. We got to get off this topic. Yes. Yes, we do. Yeah. I've been to jail. So I'll go back and you're going to take me back. Nope. No. Luca wants to know if there are any Dota players around. Michael, who's in the other room, I think at the moment, he is a Dota player. He plays a lot of Dota, well Dota 2, but I think it's dead. But I don't know. It might be some old hearts. What? Who? I agree. Jessica. Jessica. Jessica. Jessica. I have no idea. LPUA. LPUA says freedom doesn't have any requirements and I'm just going to let you know when it comes to women, Anthony and I don't have any standards. So it's really like, if you're a good person, get in man. We've got you. Actually, it's not just women. That's just friends in general. I mean. General. Yeah. How do you think I ended up talking to you, Curtis? You're a good guy at heart. Not really. But I mean. I'm working on this. You're decent access. You've got me convinced. Oh, I'm pretty good. I should probably say the Akramat Akramat from the chat. I see that. Thank you. When George gets back, we should probably get Akramat in chat. I don't know if it's too late or early for him, but I know he's. Oh, well, that means perfectly fine. What else would he be doing at this time? Do you want me to answer that? No, please don't. You know, I've always been confused by the sock slash oven mitt slash, you know, microwave it for 30 seconds, people. Yeah, I'm not one of those. Anyway, I'm set up to. I wasn't either until my mom came in and said, hey, we've eaten. Who's who's microwaving the sock? And I was like, oh man, that's my brother Mike. What are you guys talking about? Talking about who? Neither one of them friends. Erntipo, but not much. That's it. But thank you. That's it in French. And yes, there you go. That's the extension. Whoa, life bar is above our head. I've never seen that before. Unfortunately, I got to hit the road here, guys. I got to get the bed. You guys be cool. I got to hit the bed. George left me. Sure. All right, you've got you've got my permission. You've got my permission. That's all you need. And remember, guys, I'm your hookup person. All right, I'm out of here, guys. Have a good night. I'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye. Curtis just left? Oh, okay, that's great. So I guess I'm replacing him now. There is no replacement. Thank God. Although a lot of people confused the both of us. That's debatable. We kind of look alike. We could be brothers. Okay. Curtis looks more like a brother than my actual brother. Both of my siblings look nothing like me. Wow. Okay, so here I was the entire night. I was just, like, listening with you guys. Just, okay, let's see who can level up faster. And then at 60, I was like, nah, you know what? I'm just going to stop just getting a little crazy. Oh, hot John gaming. I don't know who that is, He's in chat right now. Yeah, if you mean, like, location. Well, I believe, who else is with us in the call, Anthony? It's Michael, who is in the other room here. And people from Montreal, right? Yeah, cool guy, actually. Yeah, awesome. So I'm in stage one right now. I'm the other French guy who's in Quebec. Okay, so you're Chris. Yes, I'm Chris. What's up? What's up? Yeah, we're switching languages because now we have the majority, folks. Oh, that's right. And there's another French guy here. He doesn't have a accent. I think we got the old brand in the end. You're a tourist. Like, PG and then with the Curtis Horts again, like not PG at all. And that just went, wow. But most of us have no idea what you're saying, so it's okay, right? It's only something that's just... It's okay, honestly, Curtis and Anthony just said, like, way, way, way, way, way, way. So, Curtis and I always try to make sure that we keep it so that people who aren't already in the know are just confused. Anthony, are we actually going to play the game? Let's do it. You're leveling George. No, I'm leveling myself in the stream. Why don't you join our party? Or can we join your party? Yeah, sure. Join on me, I guess. Well, I don't even know if I have you as a friend. You're a NERC mind, right? Yeah, we're BFF, right? There you go. Okay, bye, Anthony. I'm coming too? Yeah. Oh, no. You want to win, and your majority will be. Your language is inferior. Sorry. I'm sorry that I was born into a country that doesn't speak French. Let's get out of here. I don't know what you're talking about. I guess we might as well read some chat questions. Someone's asking, because they're part of MGM, do they only have to upload? I mean, the network is for gamers, but I mean, if you want to upload other kinds of content, there's nothing stopping you. Someone's asking why we're streaming. Well, I mean, we made several videos about this topic. It's just because Diablo 3 Season 3 is out. This is a great opportunity for us to create a community around the game. So it's just something fun. We experiment with live streaming on MGM, so if you're into live streaming of games, make sure to check that channel out. But it's just a fun community-based game boundaries the entire time. I've been playing with a bunch of other people, other MGM choir members. Yeah. Have you met Alice yet? Have I met Alice? Alice. Young lady who joined my plan via reddit. Ooh! I have not, but that is sweet. About my build, like my character, just an archer, you know. Honestly, what skills I'm using, I'm using will shadow power, vault. I basically use vault all the time. It's the coolest thing ever. I have sentry, rain of vengeance, hungering arrow, elemental arrows. Basically, my strategy is just to jump around like crazy. So you use the trailfire, right? On the tumble? Yeah, exactly. I don't know if that's necessarily effective. It seems to be the best thing that I have thus far for pairing with vaults. But no, it's interesting because my other character, which I beat the game with, I'm close and personal, but because I'm playing with an archer, I kind of have to distance myself a lot more. So it's, I don't know, it's interesting. And with the season 3 launch and us trying like idiots to get to level 70, you're out of, has the cap been extended? Can you go beyond level 70? Okay, but like trying to get to max level day one, crazy. Well, I mean, you're in one show right now, so it's like 6 in the morning, right? Drop when you're out. It's not bad. It's a... Yeah. I've never seen this game before and he says it's crazy. Yeah, dude, we play multiplayer and so many mobs. There's so much stuff on screen. Half the time, it's really hard to tell what you're doing and if you're actually doing anything. Spam. Oh, yay! That's the perfect timing. Oh, no. Wow, one hit. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I remember somebody wanted to try that. Well, I mean, I do have narco characters and he's doing well. Yeah, you're doing a lot better than me in there. Oh, well, right now I'm stuck so we're gonna have to finally get at this. I know that this is like not the perfect moment to do that. I keep resizing the window though, that's really annoying. And George's keyboard has like additional inputs on it and I have keyboard, he's using like a eraser black window. You know how there's like additional things on the left of the shift. That's really annoying but to be precise, they're still here. What the hell is that Anthony? What are you doing? Oh, you're dead. You're on the floor Anthony. What are you doing on the floor? It's all done the rest. I couldn't do anything. I was just trapped and then I kept... Stop sleeping. You At least we only have him to take care of now. We don't have like a bunch of who's trying to take us out Who's the person who was with us on level one just noticed that yeah, just for simply Simplicity in west unfortunately, you can't join our call, but I've just given you a shout out It's okay Anthony, you don't need to conform to his rules so you can die as many times as you want People are still asking if we're gonna change the game. No the whole purpose of this is to celebrate the release of Diablo 3 season 3 No, why his words of Anthony Smith that would make no sense Curtis had to go but Chris joined us. Yep, George is back And we're back. Hey guys, we're streaming Diablo 3 season 3 day one and We're almost at max level Are you joining us in the guild? Just let us know In the chat we have me We have made videos previously about that. I think we might have even talked about some of our goals and things like that Are there Danish people here there are no Danish people currently, but we have some Danish people in our office And we like Danish people. They're good people. Hi, Esper So quick join Anthony How do you three? Did you want to do Zoltan cool quickly? Following You've seen him here cool How's that gonna work with you at level one? Oh, you're not level one. No, I'm the I'm at 61 Zoltan cool So sad DPS master Yeah, what kind of character is are you Chris? I'm an archer. I don't know if that's the technical name of the class your demon hunter. Yes We have two demon hunters I'm not noticed DPS You guys have a red man as a mantra No, I mean like for me Yeah, I mean it's passive so it should always be on Because it says it's for all party members, too 60 let's do it once you go from 60 to 61 new items started dropping 25 What 156,000 156,000 How are you Chris? What's your DPS? How do I check that just like my yeah, it says damage. What's the number under damage? 72,085. I'm assuming that's horrible compared to somebody. Well, I have 25,000 so that's a lot more horrible. Oh jeez Yeah This item Okay, I'll be right there It doesn't affect the allies things hit me and I die like that's ridiculous Okay, I need something that does healing. You're just gonna see a big difference when you start getting your Level 16 block here What the hell where are you? You guys but where is Anthony? I was with you until I died three times in a row and had to go back and we found my armor Okay, just heard some laughing laughter. Is there a treasure goblins? I haven't heard one Someone in the chat's asking what difficulty we're playing on we're playing on master Thank you for asking on a mantra that we can share It's not the same one. No, this is This is a review Or when you block or when you dodge Like thorns that guardians coming Yep Really? Yeah The one that I have right now is one well, it's pretty much it's almost 1.6 But it doesn't have a gem slot so if I can find something similar with a gem slot. I would totally take that I Mean I well I have one is just that it's it's like Yeah Yeah, I could definitely do that I'll try that right now actually Okay, so I use the town portal, but I don't see a portal back to get the rest of the load Yeah, the the rift the rifts close It's okay, we're gonna get lots of other loot and this will all be come off so late soon enough Yeah, I'm just gonna sell some stuff real quick. I'm already in Okay You smoke screen I did not should have I just I just tried. Yeah, I'm hoping out of there. Yeah, it seems I'm progression Oh, that's for Chris You know what I have now is a bit better. Does anyone else want it? I'll try it drop it. I'll have a look Lazarus male I Was for Jim. Yeah, no, I don't want it either Why do you say this place is very hard the mums Did me with range back George is wave focus me like productions Haha, this is just how he you've heard and I said this Nothing Okay If anyone's interested I have a legendary amulet to spare I might want to take a look at it Yeah, so I can't trade it to you. Nope teleporting teleporting to you Holy moly, I just got a really nice sword. We're done. I did Yeah 61 monsters killed should be any second now The Guardian yeah, jeez the frozen stuff really hurts Yep, just keep dying. Well, there's yeah elites and they have a frozen Let it go George. Let it go. Let it go Okay Well, we're gonna fight him again. I'm not the only one with gold all over the field Yeah, if you're ready. Come on, dude sorry Almost have a hole in the pocket the chest piece. I don't think I can pick it up. No, I Think you can trade it though. So if you pick it up try and trade it must remove the gym sure No, that that might be why you can trade items Because you have a gem Yeah, I can pick it up and this the pants are not better and the chest The chest is better for me. I've been taking gems out by Salvage and it's always gives me the same gems back. I've never once seen it lower the quality of the gym I've had it. I've had it happen once though. I could be mistaken I think you are because I've tried it like ten times now and it's never happened once to me Okay, what's up with the pants on the ground? Okay, okay Who would have saw that coming because all the minions are really What the week I love the quick week what the week guys are for the exploding palm and hard to tell where one enemy starts You know and stop see what you mean though by a good riff 21 killed with one blow. It just stopped. Yeah Nealex we do we are aware that we have a chat It will have to be something that we have to take care of after this After this rip though right now guys, alright, hope you understand I got a speed boost you picked up about what only cow everything is like super speed now How did that have to happen again? Because this is nice. What is a pile on is it one of those? Like Okay, sometimes it's usually just like 25% speed or 25% this it's rarely something less cool as this What do you mean pick up more people Oh, I see Yeah, we are going back to town. I'm gonna take care of the spammer This is insane. How are we not dying? Oh, I just spoke too soon. I Died because of these Reason stuff freeze. I died. I'll just following them by one. Yeah, this is just I can't keep up Well, I think a troll user just logged on to another account started up again, so I I block that one as well everything on saying is everything dead How did you manage to get out of here, but you just like small area where there's nobody I've actually got a decent crop flow here the DPS on it is One thousand six hundred and three with Plus like seven hundred arcane damage and Monster kills give you an extra night for experience Are you in town right now? Yeah In town Well, there's only one person who's here with me right now. I think it's huge. That's me. Yeah The dungeon's over Boss And I just got over when it's over Yellow yeah, I'm cargo. You said you're on the other. There's another elite Really, I can't land anything I'm not even using all my abilities. I got a Better at this all this guy's about to die. I think it's over Yeah, that's a good idea Yeah, I'm sure we'll keep going forever, but the exp isn't that good No, I know but the rewards really do make a big difference I Get out of here, but I'm being pursued I'll catch you guys in a few minutes. I guess or no in five seconds. Yeah, so Anthony. Do you have that crossbow you're talking about? No, actually I accidentally sold it while I was trying to hurry back Good job good job Well, I had somebody yelling at me trying to tell me to get back into a dungeon I'm sorry, I tried No, you know you guys take me now I got a legendary annual You're a friend again, and I'm actually not sure I'm gonna use it I'm gonna try to link it in chat if I can remember how All right click Control right click How the heck do I do this it's for strength it's it's only gonna be for you. It's um It's shift left click Shift left click. There we go. Wait. That's not the legendary one. What the hell here? We go So close so close we could take it to something different happen at level 70 like you get like another round of things that No, I know but does the like the loot tables change again like they did when we hit 60 So in other words everything that we're gaining now will be so useless. I say Say again Then you can Torment one is where you get the best gear well any of the torments, right, right? So the whole point of these rifts is just DPS right Yeah, well, what are you doing? What is greater if they mean Really Down down down. Yeah You can only get them where I see that's a lot of damage going on here. How do you stay alive seriously? To follow one of these Hunters, they should be focusing on mom at a time I mean this is just I Can't even find anything to put on palm. They're four elites like side-by-side. Where are you guys like there you are I Some wallers I am up. I'm just Chat-speaking French now 100% magic find I'm up here fighting trash because I can't find Oh, there you are. Okay, let's take a break bring these guys back Yeah, I tried to get to go bring on the pain. Let's take a break Somebody needs to get the roof garden away from us while the rest of us feel all the rest of this stuff Yeah, okay. I distracted him for like 10 seconds I think I just got an achievement for dying so much You have died a hundred times hardcore I'm on to you with me. So someone was actually kiting the Guardian I am not Too successfully Yeah, I don't see him at all you're up there I mean you guys did pretty much tell me to get him away from you. Thank you But you can take this guy I can if it's just him If I'm dealing with the lasers and stuff like that I got problems, okay Poorly but back over here Where'd he go where'd he go where'd he go where'd he go there he is almost got him almost got him Boom goes the dynamite You're not about to say let's stop before we hit 70 Okay I was gonna say we are way too close Does anybody happen to have any Any big rubies Yeah, but I don't think we can trade them Rubies are a cat lot. I Believe so when I tried um in another session. I couldn't right maybe we could we could try if so Definitely do you have some big rubies our account balance? Yeah, I just checked crap Okay, I got a legendary amulet with intellect and vitality Not helpful in vitality. What is that like health regeneration? The hot John gaming see you later. I Got a one-hand crossbow with 2,000 DPS What's on the rest thing? What is it? I'll drop it in town I I have a pretty good sword here Called the skirmish thunder here. I'll blink at it Chad. I'm not gonna go through all that Coming now just real quick and then Yeah wrong window I'm here and Enter and then Shift click. There we go. Anybody want or need that? When you kill him he creates the cave yeah Okay, got it. I'll just go to level two I'll go this way. Oh I don't know if you find it Nothing this way in the south see anything there. I found it teleport to me Kill all enemies. Oh Here we go regenerate health and stronger How come I got left alone with this yellow here? I'm here Getting kind of nervous Splendid chest with a worm. How's blended a curse chest here or two more of these? Let's go to stinging wins bounty. Oh, did you like that crossbow? Whoever picked it up 2,000 DPS? Yeah, definitely awesome. Okay. Thank you very much for that My pleasure. Yeah, this is very easy. Thanks for saying that like the second I Got there people are asking why you're not reading the comments George. Oh Because I'm a little busy reading staying alive George also only has one screen which is being taken up by the game. I don't know. I am playing In like windowed mode so I can see the comments if I glance over. Gotcha. I Have sacrifices for the fans There's actually a channel who's commenting. Yeah, like a hundred thousand subscribers Very cool. Yeah, the guy here. Here's the guys. Can you tell her to me or just come to me? So Anthony, I just gave someone a shout out, right? Oh, they go. Thanks for the shout out. Thanks, Anthony. Oh Okay, I don't sound like the potato the way Sorry I'm not a proper potato. You've got to think to potato. Well, yeah, here's the thing is that people people know you really well and I mean the same thing happens with with Curtis all the time. I'll say something. I'll be like, oh, that's awesome Curtis You're confused. I'm not really sure what I'm attacking It's not because you're taking something That's how I feel in League of Legends team fights. I'm just like, oh That one. Ooh chest. I come around able to rescue this dude There's more monsters around you think I think one of them is Oh, there's one over here in fact, there's like two over here You got it. Oh, there's five of these things. Where's the next one? Swampy cellar anybody want to go down here with me? Think we have to stand here Quite a bit of places just circled around to the teleport. Ah, it's this way bottom left To this way if you can just teleport to me exceeded oh Yes, you did it and like 15 minutes before like the 12-hour mark Oh Easy So Turn to count. I have built first. I'm only 26 million experience points away. That sounds really far That's right. We're two-handed playoff or a crusader. Um, yeah, I'll take it Is that in town you say They're here in just a second. All right, I got a nice legendary cloak of deception for a demon hunter I will drop on the ground. He's managed to escape. I'm still stuck Hope of deception. You said it was for a demon hunter. Yeah Interesting. Oh, I can't pick it up. Only you can have it George. Why I think it's a count It says it can't down Yeah, that's right. I sneezed and I died That's the mark of a dedicated gamer if you can't even sneeze. It's kind of unique item. Are they the green items? That's a set item Together Yeah, it's me, okay, I thought this would be a shallow hallway turned out not to be so there's nothing up this way Otherwise, I'll go back you were right Anthony. Oh Because you sneeze Friends you trying over here just 25% attack speed bonus That dude everyone get it Level Sony I can't zoom in down there Anthony can't teleport, right? Yep. I teleported to you when you first entered and then I got attacked by something Oh What why couldn't I what? What couldn't I cast anything? Two three it won't cast my two or my three. I know why these things are strong my next level How how far are you? Not far dimensional speed. I figured that that would be like just like the normal 25% increase whatever but now this is nice a lot faster now. I see what you guys are talking about before when this happens Paragon level one So fast I can't I keep over clicking blue pixel. We're not that kind of family Let's try to Stay together. We have the guardian coming any moment now There's one below form it, right? Yeah, look like this guy No, no, no, just go to town that'll do it town and then For sure you can pick up all the loot. There's lots of things on your own Okay, so I went to town now what? Talk to the guy Yes Success We're five minutes above To our mark. Well, no because we started at like 940 Carg on these guys in the comments these jokers level 70 Everybody After 11 and a half hours So is this like World of Warcraft and I now sell my level 70 account for something My toughness is over 3 million So I'm not sure I'm not sure if that's I don't know what the baseline is for that but that seems like a lot Wait, wait, what'd you say yours was my toughness is over 3 million. Oh Wow, you have higher toughness and I've got 2.5. What's your recovery? 142,000 oh mine's 2000 or 277,000 Okay, you're probably you're probably rocking a lot more damage than I am I Have 250,000. Yeah, I'm only at a hundred and thirty-three, but I'm also creating a lot Like I've got a lot of gear here that Increases the chance the likelihood and the damage of crits E-men said 80 asks is Diablo a good game. Well, we just spent 12 hours playing it Yeah, this has been a 12-hour live stream of us testing the game And I think we can all say Anthony I have something you may want. Oh, okay. Check out these gloves They decreased my damage a little bit, but they've got nice survivability with their life per hit Yeah, I think I'll start using those instead at 2 million gold. That's insane I had a crap ton, but I trained my jeweler and my My artisans as much as possible and I also bought some extra inventory space for my stash Now I'm broke Pretty much same here. I've maxed out everything But yeah, it's really broke Now let me ask you this as far as the artisans and all that is that her character? Like leveling those up or is that per? user Gotcha Cool So now we're we're to 70 what do we do now sleep? Basically Do you stack the reduced cooldown on all skills like how how do you prioritize that? Because I really like the reduced cooldown because that seven-sided strike is my DPS and I want to get it down as much as possible so I can use it as often as possible It's also in vulnerability while it goes on for three seconds. So it's a good get out of Trouble quick. Oh, wow. I just got a message from Gabriel's ahead of MGM Brazil and Brazil beat and He wants me to try This city in Metro or this restaurant in Metro Manila and get back to him. Let him know if if I like it. I Think he might be asking that for a reason. Oh, no Just a theory very cool. Very cool. So I think we might want to wrap up the Stream it's a good idea. So how do you want to do this? Should we give maybe people five minutes to ask George any question they want? Since they've been very loyal and then sat three with us, of course All right guys, you got five minutes. Give us your best possible questions for George This comes about each one's channel rather than getting bored. It's a good idea George you're gonna play GTA 5 Probably not that's another big time sink that I sadly don't have Jordan your favorite color blue ocean blue What do you think of Norwegians? No opinion Someone wants to know if you if they can ask for you to subscribe to them. Nope I Don't stream often very rarely squids How do you respond to the haters? I hug the trolls And they is What's your position on cake? It's good. I like it I don't play move as never did probably won't don't know why they don't appeal to me I believe wow is better than low but That's obviously a personal opinion and I'm not gonna play Minecraft, but I do have a Minecraft account Thank You Batchy B. You rock too. I've never played CS go Favorite console. I don't have one because I never owned one. I had to pick I would say Xbox romantic trist sorry That's right. You need to put in the effort we provide the tools and the training But it's up to you to do the work work next idea for a heartbeat That's a surprise Never played a venture quest for a green Indian railways. I doubt I'll play Terraria or dig or die What is that on stream? Digger dies on a new game You are you forgot to give your opinion on that Maybe potentially no bananas. Just kidding My opinion on bananas, I think yeah, what do I know about bananas? I don't eat bananas actually bananas are good Okay, I The tree falls to the ground no one is around to hear it doesn't still make a sound of course Another addictive game believe me if another network wants to join freedom, of course, they're welcome We are happy to welcome any network powered by freedom Yes, we're still alive ultra-draft just barely Like cake your locals George would you ever eat a ghost pepper? Don't know what that is So the answer is no Favorite YouTube I Think he needs favorite YouTube video Don't really have a favorite YouTube video There's a lot of good videos out there I've been to Singapore. Yes Only for a few days. All right guys, it's 9 23 p.m. local time. We've been here almost 12 hours and I'll see you next time Bye guys, take care It's someone gonna hit the stop button