 One of your job perks, I'm just going to put your book out for people who don't know, and at the strand it's $9 right now, it's out of print, but it's a worthwhile book. You can still get it, it's a phenomenal book. One of your perks, this is why you can't just survive as a writer, this is why you got a day job that has health insurance. I can't focus on anything other than the fact that it's out of print. I'm sorry about that. Your job perks is that you get to live in the Waldorf Astoria, and I was curious if you hoard the shampoos, the mini bottle shampoos. Well, it took me some adjusting to when I first got there that my husband and I were sleeping under John Bolton's sheets, and Madeleine Albright, and like probably Warren Harding's. I mean, it's... Does it still smell like that, was there? Yeah, but it is just, it's a state department institution, and the people who pass through kind of inherit it, and they make it their own a little bit, but it is what it is. It's fully furnished by the state department. Oh wait, so you don't have mini fridges? Mini fridges, no, but Waldorf shampoo bottles, yes. You do. Yes. Well, that's good, because now you have kids, and I would fear that they would eat the $19 Snickers bar, and then you'd have to run out to the Bodega and replace it. We tried room service when we first got there, and it was like a $50 burger. So Yelp became our go-to. You hold three jobs simultaneously, as I understand it. You're a member of Obama's cabinet, you're the ambassador to the UN, and you're part of the security council within the UN. Have you ever thought about switching and going to the GOP, because you don't even have to do one job there? Where does one go with that? I love my jobs. I'm also the mother of a six-and-a-three-year-old that's negotiating with the Russians, so it's all the same wherever I go. Is there ever a time where, just looking back on matters you've been working on, where you wish that your opinion could have been heard more? Do you have any examples of where you did what your boss wanted to do, but you would have done it differently? Yes, and I'm here to talk about all of those tonight, just in the nick of time, to join the GOP ranks of the unemployed. I don't always agree that we should have diplomatic immunity. One of the things I was thinking about, I mean there's obviously cholera and sexual assault issues, but I was also thinking about the parking tickets. This is from a couple years ago, but Egypt, the diplomats are not paying their parking tickets. I have a lot on my plate, and I mean that's terrible, this is a real issue that you put your finger on. We now have almost a pandemic of peacekeepers not behaving internationally abroad. And the same thing, they have immunity, they're there, but people are counting on them to protect the vulnerable and instead they're pillaging and indeed raping. So part of what we are trying to work through now is how if a country isn't going to prosecute his own soldiers or police for doing things abroad, is there a way to deal with this issue of immunity so that we don't just preach accountability, but the people we send supposedly to be of use to protect people themselves are held accountable. So you actually put your finger on a very important issue, thank you very much. How do you deal with LGBT issues abroad where something may be acceptable here but not abroad and not putting people in danger? One of the reasons I gravitated toward President Obama is that he's, and this may also lose the audience, but he's a consequentialist. He knows what our values are, what we want to stand for, but he's always asking us to ask the question of will this actually make things better or worse. Now sometimes you have imperfect information you can't predict and that can be an excuse to do nothing, but by and large what we do is we defer to individuals in countries like Uganda or Saudi Arabia and ask, you know, will it help for us to go public or to do something privately? Would it help for us to pull back assistance or to threaten to suspend the military exercise in order to elevate this issue with your government, to get something decriminalized or to get just couples out of jail simply for being same-sex couples and we take our cue from the individuals and their families as best we can. How when managing so many people both upwards and downwards, how do you find, I mean just listening to the sort of three jobs that you have, how do you find time to, including taking care of young children, when do you find time to sort of think and just be on your own? That is hugely challenging, I mean particularly the kids because not that my kids are particularly challenging but that when one, they may be but when one comes home that would be the time that one would decompress and actually develop a more affirmative kind of forward-looking agenda so you're not just living the tyranny of the inbox which in my job is very significant. But then there's a child that comes barreling you over and you know says, why is it always Putin, Putin, Putin, Putin you know which I get a lot. It is so easy for the urgent to crowd out the important and particularly the kinds of investments we're trying to make where President Obama will hand the baton you know to somebody with like the LGBTI example, the sexual abuse example. We're trying to change the systems so that they outlive and outlast us. And I know that you know after calling Hillary Clinton a monster you guys have not only buried the hatchet you guys have worked together many times and I know you may not be able to answer this question but I just want to share because I'm struggling trying to figure out if I vote for the monster I know or the monster I don't and I was just curious which direction you might be heading in. No comment. We national security professionals we stay removed from the thicket of political warfare that is underway. I was wondering if we could show off one of your less wonky talents. I heard that you're a pretty good dancer. I had nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, showtime showtime showtime.