 Hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today we're playing some prison architect this video sponsored by Paradox Interactive so thank you very much to them we've played a lot of this on the channel before so you're probably already all kind of the story but the new DLC Going Green just came out which is all involving farms and stuff like that so I'm looking forward to making a free-range prison that's a bit depressing alright let's get started oh so the DLC comes out on the 28th but but the game is free to play on Steam for the weekend if you want to check it out I would highly advise you to do so super super fun game oh and it's also on the Xbox Game Pass for PC right let's get started so I've picked an island I'm an island boy myself you know coming from Ireland and we got our shipments coming in of workmen and supplies I should really get started a bit sooner because I don't want them to be free range immediately like I got to get them inside the walls or something I was just looking at the features here and I saw a narcotic production I was like oh yeah I can make them grow drugs but no this is a bad thing like they'll be trying to sneakily grow the drugs and I should try and stop them oh I did my mind go to the other one oh no oh I accidentally placed a perimeter wall and deleted it and I just cost myself four grand alright let's off to a bad start that was like a sixth of my money oh my god I did it again I've lost half my money you know what I don't think this was a good idea hold on I'm backing out they're like well guys I've spent half your money um accomplished nothing I think I should resign to be honest with you I create new president let's just start again I'll get a job somewhere else where they've never heard of me all right unlimited funds that's better my dog will be once again a cat as always okay play new job knew me there we go now I can go into the minus already negative it just started all right I'm really going for the like cult compound kind of field so I'm just gonna make like it kind of just free range have a few cells down here but they can just wander into the gardens and grow the drugs for me grow the crops for me let's just make their cells out of hay there you go it's even being built so quick wait what is this I think our hay bale wall is rotting oh no some prisoners have arrived I'm not ready I'm still building your the hay jail cells where all the workers oh they're stuck what's wrong with you what's wrong there you go you're all free not you guys you stay there we got an honor system in place here please don't walk away oh my god you're absolutely useless without me aren't you hold on let me just open this door permanently there we are locked open there we go work through the night men don't worry guys you'll be in jail soon enough they're all complaining about warped we just left them there right let's make a reception somewhere I guess I should probably have a reception so I can actually bring these people in also should I hire some staff because right now it's just the builders going like are we also the guards or first of all I gotta finish their cells I made them like so much room for cells and then realized that I don't want to be that nice so I made them single file I'm not sure how it's even gonna work but I guess we're gonna find out also I replaced the perimeter wall with the hay bale wall for the back of their cells oh they've locked themselves in the cells well I hope you're not the guards as well because you're not pretty good at it this guy's got it all figured out the rest of them are like Drake and Josh building a treehouse without a door they're all just stuck all right staff guard all right now do stuff I'm not sure I want you to do but just figure it out you're the guard not me I don't know what to do oh my god if I've guards they can open the doors for the builders and I don't have to be micromanaging it okay I'm getting lots of guards now I see the benefit of having them oh my god I just realized the hay bale says outdoor only these jail cells are useless now tear it all down are you serious you spent all night making this right what about this derelict wall I like how I have unlimited money just using these cheap materials also I don't like this flooring anymore replace it with a nice carpet oh my god not more prisoners arriving we're not even ready for the original ones oh my god how many of you have arrived here no not more stop it some of them look deadly ill and there we go I've actually built the room finally okay that's just one big holding cell now because I've grown tired of building walls that are falling apart so there's all these doors so many points of weakness imagine like did I lock up today you're just thinking of all the doors like a paranoid enough just on my front door not a mind this prisoner's shoe for release they were never locked up oh my god it looks so bad feed all prisoners seven exclamation marks all right hold on we'll get them in here the general quality of our cell is too low what do you mean can I make this into a reception area it's already kind of built it's a bit derelict but sure look I'm building derelict walls onto it so it all works oh secret door for no reason go into the reception there's an outdoor bookcase there's a hole and it's like leaking I think it's because we're building on sand even in Minecraft this would be a bad idea can we fill that up with dirt all right I need a toilet and a bench small it's small bench that should do them right there's only 64 prisoners out there waiting to come in and one toilet in the middle of the cell and where's the bench there we go bench oh we don't bench small yeah that's right yeah bench small right right in front of the toilet there we go it's just this tired I know he must be all so tired yes look at them they all come marching in 64 by 64 I was gonna say one by one but no they're all just coming in how come I've played this game so many times yet this must be the worst prison I've ever stand like you think experience would bring wisdom but no it seems to be the opposite in my case oh my god there's already people bleeding out how are you dead killed for being a snitch what did you stitch on it's not like we're gonna do anything about it anyway this one's unconscious oh my god they're rioting why are you all so upset now you leave and now you're rioting and it's just going off into the sea to escape today three deaths I finally locked them up and they decide you know what I don't like this whole prison thing we should have left when we're out on the road well this is just disappointing honestly lads I'm sure you'll cheer up when I give you some outdoor activities like farms I might have to do that sooner rather later so let's get started while the riots going on a whole riot behind the warden and he's just like yeah this is be a nice spot for a vegetable patch right vegetable allotment that's right we're going big root orchard farming fields do you like how they're not the same sizes like a middle one slightly bigger does that help your OCD I'm gonna change this reception to a morgue I think I need it more there we go morgue slab just gonna get a lot of those not that I need them it's just keep it symmetrical yeah that's it what if I could double up on this room actually I'm just throwing away these brand-new morgue slabs do you think there's a good market for secondhand morgue slabs hardly used kitchen might be good is that big enough yeah it is awesome bit on sanitary but awesome cooker fridge tall fridge sink okay I'm on it I redirected the pipe halfway through construction that I was just like just leave those there or we haven't another riot or something you guys want to leave why would you want to leave I've just built you a kitchen luckily I've just built the morgue as well so those four debts I've plenty room for you in fact I have two extra slabs any other two people want to die anyone oh they're all cheering because I'm building them sheds now that's nice alright this is not working like they're all rioting and fighting each other I gotta build something to intimidate them I think you know what this might be oh my god I've never even hooked up the toilet it doesn't even work there's no water oh that's gonna be backed up so much bodily fluid everything from blood to whatever this is cheese they're like worker ants they builds like I don't know what actually I do it's like worker ants which is what I originally said but all right and now that that is built I want to build the intimidation execution room in here and they can watch as it happens this is what happens if you keep killing each other I'll keep killing you that hmm well it's the mayor probably calling to congratulate me yellow a disaster to nearby prison we've no choice but to transfer the prisoners there to your prison if there's a disaster their prison what you call this is this not a disaster if so thank you that means a lot and I only need one object for this which is great because it's hard to concentrate with all that rioting we're gonna put in the electric chair in fact this prison might need to now let's get some serious power lines powering that thing we might need actually more power than we have right now wait who's this are you on debt roll I don't know I can't just decide to kill him I guess I'm not judged during execution I suppose oh my god I thought they were leaving them I thought they were leaving them out I thought they'd done their time I know they were just bringing him to the morgue these people are still injured from the attempt escape they forgot we were on an island and they don't know how to swim no dismissed vehicle the ambulance showed up and I'm like nah go away oh my god four people criminally insane they weren't insane when they got here so I caused this all right they clearly need firms stacked I should probably like close this door it's locked to open so if they get out of here they're just free to go essentially what is wrong with that oh it's overloaded our stations must not be connected to each other okay my bad okay everyone you've got your power back are you happy now no I don't think the lighting was their main problem with me all right let's get some crops to cheer everyone up shall we farming rooms blending crops shot up over the quality of the cells it's not about the quality of the cells about the quality of the person and the quality of me is nothing to boast about but there's nothing I can change that right now there we go corn sorry corn is funny I don't know why I don't know why I find that funny that's just like yeah corn tomatoes they are not funny potatoes they are funny but I can't plant them god damn it oranges is anyone scheduled to die yet oh no we've less criminally insane people so they either I don't know we're healed from their illnesses or they died either way good for me I suppose there we go good luck chef you're gonna see some nasty shit oh my god I spawned one in the water I'm so sorry I didn't even know I could do that oh good night sweet prince I was gonna show you the kitchen but I guess I'll be showing you the morgue instead luckily for me it doesn't affect my daily routine because they're the same thing all right you know what might be a good idea hiring a doctor like I'm working on a canteen but I think a doctor might be a better idea should I build an infirmary guess I could build it onto the side of the morgue it's raining well it's good for the crops anyway I suppose I just have a bad feeling about it because well the prison is not built well as you can tell by the flooding honestly that might just be all the human waste just seeping out from the walls they are complaining about their bowels and bladder don't worry you'll have a doctor to complain to soon as soon as I finish off the canteen slash shower room the good news is although the prison seems to be doing badly we're in profit which is the main thing some would say rehabilitation someone say you know keeping the prisoners safe or fed warm or sane but I think profit is just trumps all of them all right infirmary I think that should do it just so I can do a little expansion to the morgue because honestly it's really needed there we go just make sure you get in the right bed if you come in for a check-up oh my god okay never mind you can just go into the other bed they just arrived they immediately died I don't think that we're actually helping people here dog he's just checking their pulse and being like no he's actually dead and just moving to the other one or more just got an expansion and it's already full look at all that food though no human meat for us but if we do need it as a healthy supply we are risk of a fire breaks out that's the last thing on my mind right now I'm mainly thinking about corn so that's just going well that's the only thing that's going well to be honest oh look at that ripe corn that is fantastic the tomatoes are going on great the orange trees are maturing nicely everything's going great I bought your wheelbarrow full of flowers to try and make you guys feel better oh and a garden gnome to piss you off everyone hates garden gnomes and I'm buying fertilizer God knows why when I could just get it from here it's all piling on the floor anyway what is it doc I know they're all dying food poisoning I don't even feed them how are they getting food poisoning the food in the kitchen must be soiled I wonder why oh my God so much death so much disease look at all this bounty there's so much corn and when I'm not feeding my prisoners it's just such a profit machine look how much money I have hold this corn so much corn is that great for Jesus it's my time he got what was coming to him prisoner boss no no bring the corn bosses in our flooding all right well they're being fed now at least oh that riled them up Jesus turns out the people who weren't killing each other just weren't doing because they didn't have the energy to do it 29 30 deaths that is a record I shouldn't ever fed them I knew it felt wrong it felt really wrong but I didn't anyway because the game kept telling me to okay a lot of them are just swimming to safety well swing to their death cuz we're on an island like there's nowhere to go they're escaping but they're escaping to their death they're probably praying that I will have them in here right I bought a foreman to allow prison labor we've room to take in more prisoners yeah cuz 35 people die today and honestly even then I don't think we have the room for them they're mixing up the beds again they're putting the dead people on the oh wait maybe they just died yeah that's probably more or likely what happens that's okay well it's not but I get correct the procedure is what I'm saying got so many are just walking out and leaving you've heard of revolving door prisons but have you heard of open door prisons look at all those tomatoes I'm gonna be rich I'm just waiting for a teacher to come in and teach them how to farm cuz then I won't have to pay farmers to do it and I'm even more profitable you know what this place needs a potato fam that'll cheer everyone up oh showers flooding this is no drains he's unconscious he's just went unconscious in the shower how did he even get in there he's dead by the way he died fast there we go plant all of the potatoes farm work safety only six are interested oh oh now three oh no back up the six well we're starting that class soon if anyone is interested I don't know they're very interested in parole hearings but I'm not doing that treatment of drug addiction no spiritual kindness no I don't think so I just want you to learn how to make potatoes we can get rid of all these sleep slots I don't really like that they're really the free time as well what the hell did you guys come from just emerge from the sea I have sea monsters as my new guards screw eating you're going to learn how to do stuff you're gonna be farmers I just open the store so people can go to the class if they want to I'll just leave it open is that okay I should probably get something to stop them escaping okay they'll just walk out snipers ought to do the trick there we go we started the class perfect we're getting people signing up this is awesome wait oh you're the teacher sorry warden come on I've got better things to be doing I'm teaching them how to grow potatoes subsidence of the land is destroyed a part of the other wall that's fine they want to be here anyway you know what might be a good idea if we build some walls to go here right okay stay with me here demolish this so the morgue has a nice open plan to combine with the kitchen and firm rate build another wall there then we demolish those walls and then they're just free range they can go about their farming and make me a fortune I'm doing a shakedown because now that it's like a totally locked down prison I may as well look for a contraband and then nothing's getting in or out after this they're checking in all the bags of corn and everything oh someone who is doing the courses died that is a major problem the people who want to learn something aren't lasting very long oh my god look at all these snipers just camping the bridge like if they ever find a way out they're done for his poor farmers waiting to teach them and no one's showing up anyone who's interested it's just dying I just realized I forgot about the secret door so they can still get in or out you know what that's probably a good thing because I'm bringing in some beds I'm hoping they'll sleep and then they'll actually want to learn but I don't know if they remember what sleep is who the hell are you why you dress like that I can search him he looks like a vampire he's up to something oh look at them in bed it looks so scary is that the vampire dude what do you want me to do with you guys like you want to be locked up but there are no free cells like well we're not that kind of prison or free range free range god damn it although there are a lot of dead bodies being brought out perhaps you can take their spot oh my god yes they're learning he's like is this all that about food you got food here he's like no no I will teach you how to make your own food are you oh you are you're fertilizing the plants god you've learned a lot okay everyone I have made the first self-sufficient prison we can now fire everyone and this is a million dollar idea I'm already up to like a third of my goal here guards you can mostly go I'll let you stay we'll keep the snipers this war fecker is just like brushing the field you're fired wasting my time doctor is not healing anyone they're all just dying we'll keep the teacher and that's about it 19 staff and the rest is self-sufficient everyone mission accomplished if that ain't a sign of success I don't know what is it's just a beautiful beautiful prison but I think we'll end it there I hope you enjoyed thank you paradox interactive for the sponsor really appreciate it really really love the game if you want to play it it's free for the weekend as I said you can test it out DLC comes out in the 28th there will be a link in the description if you want to check that out but thank you so much for watching I appreciate it hope you enjoyed and I hope to see you tomorrow bye for now wait why are the debts going up no no I perfected it I don't understand let's just pretend that didn't happen it's goodbye bye everyone