 Today, we're gonna do a reaction video never been done before many of you requested it if you don't know me I am Kiwi American me and my family of six have moved to New Zealand from the US and have been here for eight years today We're gonna do a reaction video on some New Zealand commercials If you don't know I haven't had a TV since 2006 that's a different story and so I haven't seen these I am sure I have not seen these and I'm excited to show you New Zealand humor because they are so funny Their humor is so funny. So let's get started and these are a compilation done in 2014 And this is all that I could find on the interweb. So if you have better ones, let me know and let's go What Back in the day when men's fashion wasn't cutting it modern Kiwi males demanded more from their casual attire But what they actually got was less a whole lot less as they welcomed in stubby Available mostly in brown and in a frightening one size too small Finally the Kiwi male was able to liberate his thighs to a breathless country and his puku and his bum features included a handy Pocket although no key could fit in it, which was cool Well, people just left their keys in the car anyway now any social occasion was one men could feel comfortable in as they drank The LMP while their mullet sheltered their necks from the long summer sun that burned on and on you were there And so was LMP world famous in New Zealand since ages ago When the stars finish me and my dad would just cruise around being all skucks and doing Brough my dad invented Brunel. He invented skitties more like it My dad's the best at a strove even when he's been blazing my dad invented Blazing my dad just a blazer is my dad's place. He drives smooth. There's like this My move of a brush Okay My dad's been blazing he drives like this easy My proof like this My bro like this What street do I live on again? Oh? Hey, let's say my car Looks just like me. I love this music more music This is commercial for that's green, bro. Oh Everything so Here Don't leave kids in cars. I don't know River provides fresh water for the two ebrewery and a refreshing dick He's too wasted I should say something but I could look down in front of Monique Bro, Monique says you're done, but if he crashes I'll have to live with his family Puzzle-tab And if he dies, his children will haunt me forever Grab a chip on a chip. You know I can't grab your fish chips Go away. Spacehead. Well, I've been internalizing a really complicated situation in my head. What are you on about? I don't think you should drive. No No, you're too drunk, bro. You just crash here Okay Stop a mate from driving drunk. I love that Bloody legend With a slice of bodies be true a hundred percent pure It's the original kiwi burger Kiwi burger No, okay, these are older They're funny Hello Dave speaking. What's up, my G? What it do? Yo, what's up G? You know, you know streaming aping no capping. You know how it is. Okay. Okay. I see you got them gigabytes But when are you gonna drop some real gigabars? Please I'm gonna drop them gigabars right now. I'm kickin rich I'm a kick in there. I'm giga rich. I'm a gig in there. I'm giga rich. I'm a gig in there Yeah, I'm giga rich. I'm a gig in there. I'm so giga rich my homies get the gist of this movie after movie streaming I don't need a gig a stick Unlimited No scrapping in the net because there's no cat Bites my Skype account is always on I can leave my mother talking while I walk along Yeah, cuz I'm giga rich game and ship the gig a stick breaking all the records on the internet giga rich I'm a gig in there. Yeah, I'm giga rich. I'm a gig in there. Yeah, I'm giga rich I'm a gig in there. Yeah, I'm giga rich. I'm a gig in there Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Okay, so yesterday my son came up to me and he asked hey dad Can I watch this doco online? It's three hours long You want to know what I said? What did you say? I said hell yeah You can watch that sucker in HD twice I'm a bloating on my Instagram On my Facebook Watch a season in a day cuz it's g-stay I don't gig a dang about my streaming cuz I'm paying the same price and it's got me beaming Word plus I get to use it anytime. I'm home alone and I can be in peace and do some man's work So much browsing that my hand hurts really got more gigs than a curry got chilly This goes out to all my people getting gigabytes another day another dollar in the gig alive giga rich I'm a gig in there. Yeah. I'm gig a rich. I'm a gig in there. Yeah. I'm gig a rich. I'm a gig in there Yeah, I'm gig a rich. I'm a gig in there I'm a gig in there I moved here in 2013. It was not unlimited. You had to pay a certain number of gigs so This came out in 2014. Now that's not the case No We're good Okay With Lotto this Christmas there's 200 extra prices worth over five million dollars to be won Grab your triple dip today Lotto Okay What happened? Not funny. That was a dream Well there I was Drive along my highlights Over this man through a valley in the middle of a cyclone This caused a flood and triggered a landslide I finally get to this volcano. It's pushed right on the edge of it Oh man. This is the summer of New Zealand right here Hang on to your steak and cheese, mate Because this is where it got interesting From now on we're the biggest wild boar I've ever seen in my life Flames pouring out of his nostrils He had full body armor on Two rocket launchers on his back on commando He's riding this massive motorcycle Getting himself airbrushed on the fuel tank With this crazy looking chimpanzee That little fruitcake He looked me right in the eye And demanded an ice cream Yes, ice cream tip-top I bet it's tip-top So here I am Pocky pocky Pocky pocky right there Okay Okay Car commercial Okay, that's it That's it of the New Zealand commercials Oh my gosh, the humor, the accent The words that they use so good Let me know what you want me to react to next Put it in the comments