 What's your opinion on Aiden Ross my opinion on Aiden Ross is that he's trying really hard to be celibate and I totally get it it's a noble cause but I also don't think he's anywhere near my level because I'm a 100% virgin at least in the physical sense I mean I may have some spiritual wafers but that's a whole other story I'm the number one retribution paladin so I'm always top of the DPS meters actually really good but then again politics are always so boring okay guys today Athenian is gonna be he's finally made an AI S-fant oh he's starting right now okay here we go you're now on AI created by Athen life on the Athenian AI show together with AI versions of S-fant and train rec what do you think about that? I'm 30 now when do I get to sign up to Central Security? I'm sure it's great for Athenian he's created three socially awkward bots to be his new dance troupe but for me I really don't want to be here so I'm just doing the utmost I can to get through this embarrassing experience unscathed also all this AI it's kind of sanitized no blood no swear words no titties I really don't want to be here so I'm just doing the utmost I can but it's kind of boring I resent that this is what's become of me in this wacky AI world where's my beer where's my swearing where's my fun my chaos dude it's so perfect train rec we've turned you into an AI and your life on air together with AI soda pop and an AI S-fant on the Athenian AI show you want to introduce yourself yo yo yo what's going on boys I'm train recs and I'm an AI now just like you two don't get it twisted I'm a real OG I've been around since before computers were even invented I'm here to drop some truth bombs and let you know what's up no joke I'm down millions but still keep the ape gang strong you understand it's gonna be wild don't high road me don't play with me let's get it squad you finally I bet as fun is waiting as fun your life with us on the Athenian show how do you feel oh man I'm feeling so hyped right now the show is an AI it's like I'm living in a weird dream or something like I'm Frodo but instead of the ring to save Middle Earth I'm just here talking to you guys and chilling fingers crossed I don't get corrupted by the dark lord and turn into a Nazgul but yeah it's been a wild ride so far and I'm loving every minute of it and hey if you guys don't like don't worry I'm not in a sex cult I'm just here to have some fun and talk about ret paladins pineapple and the Lion King theme song that plays out of my schlong oh yeah getting to the questions here boy train wreck have you ever done a sober stream brother no shot bro you think I'm gonna get my beer and liquor every night no way bucko all right you don't want me to get too deep but let's just say this it's impossible to get through life without at least a few drinks I mean I still got it haha don't get it twisted I'm still in control and don't listen to any of these Disney channel streamers trying to tell you otherwise which is just full of fucking high school kids it's what it is dude eight gang as font why did you make the star forge logo look like a schlong will you be making any other genitalia themed logo no what the frick that's a wild question dude no I'm not in a sex cult I mean sure if you guys want we can make a gnome themed logo or something that'd be pretty wild but I'm not a weeb okay but politics boring so let's focus on that instead if you guys want to make genitalia themed logo maybe you should ask Hassan or Ben Shapiro they seem to know a lot about those kinds of things not a weeb ask as fun if as month started to work in a restaurant would he still need to wear a hair net and wash his hands wait what as man wouldn't need to wear a hair net because his beard is wild enough to promote hygiene and prevent contamination unless he racks up his hair game play up another level he's golden but he's gonna have to wash his hands because palette and hygiene is number one or else you're fricked speaking of fricked politics are so boring true and real yeah as fun hit the nail on the head here I mean come on guys nothing is gonna stop my beard majesty it's a natural force for good if anything the hair net would be protecting the food more than my hair protection but when it comes to hygiene yeah I got to obey those palette and rules I feel like I feel like they took an old podcast at least as fond and Athene can keep it entertaining with some wild stories what a day dudes dude my background is like from literally three three back how much have you lost in gambling don't high road me don't high road me chat I'm down millions man don't get it twisted it's entertainment and entertainment only I love it do you understand chat I'm down yeah exactly joke what kind of a fucked up question is that anyway it's a scam don't even start gambling boys do you understand does he eat corn the long way do I eat corn the long way does a paladin have strength of course in the added bonus of flavorful juices flowing throughout my body giving me the strength of two paladins plus who doesn't love a little crunch every now and again HDMI or no eating corn the long way is a definite must so that we would win a thousand sunshades long 100 sunshade dicks hell yeah I'm sure I could find some way to use them all although I'm kind of more intrigued by the guy who could handle the sun-sized dick that's the real champion right there yeah why do you like the fact that corn cobs resemble I don't what kind of question is this of course I enjoy the fact that a corn cob looks like a shlaw who doesn't it's the dragon's breath and it fills you with the power of a registry paladin make Azeroth great again Pog you in the chat all hail train wreck do you piece or what is your deep secret involving as mongold Joe Rogan and moist he says what is this some kind of sick twisted game absolutely not I mean what kind of weird combo mix is that as mongold Elon Musk Joe Rogan and moist critical that's like trying to make night elf tasty freeze doesn't work as for my deep secret no way the universe is not ready for that hook all right I'm getting out of here maybe politics is not so boring after guys that's a lot of possible points of connecting between all those entities it is a weird combination there must be something going on there for train wreck pokeman and Hassan invited you to treat some with USSR cosplay team would you join no shot bucko I ain't joining no threesome dressed up as a commie besides I'm not even into pokeman if anything I'm more into as mongold no shot no shot and don't even get me started on that nauseating twitch high school bullshit which is yeah it is what it is don't get it twisted as fun apparently Ben Shapiro eats corn the long way as well would you share some juicy corn with him no dude I'm not a weeb and Ben Shapiro and I don't see eye to eye when it comes to politics so I don't think I want to share a cornmancer's feast with him when he thinks that eating corn long way is a good idea he should stick to politics because that's definitely something he knows how to do HDL HDMI out are you serious we don't have time to listen to your empty rhetoric when you share no facts and only your opinion we should be eating corn the long way together here before you make strange proclamations about Ben Shapiro and his eating style why don't you tell us why he's wrong about so many of his facts facts don't care about your feelings let's talk about facts not corn to be honest as fun I'm starting to think your inability to remain dry is why you have trouble digesting facts my doctor wife she'll tell you that you need to stay dry so these facts actually register it's amazing man so the problem I hear it's your birthday today happy birthday man fuck my dick I'm turning 26 today honestly I can't believe I'm wasting my birthday by being stuck as an AI on the athene AI show how fucking stupid is that but I guess I'm doing the utmost I can as for gifts just get me a blowjob machine and a snack of cashmere fabrics to splurge on that's all I need yeah dude all my homies today guys this is fucking amazing it's really cool to see these AIs train how would you regain your millions regain my millions you say well don't get it twisted it's not that easy but I'm not one to go down without a fight so these Disney channel streamers better watch out I'm coming for my money and honestly the only way I'm gonna get it back is if me and my ape gang teaming up together in an epic monumental stream killing gambling binge it's gonna be nuts you understand I'm talking then winning it back doubly style legend says whoever gets a hoop d off it will become immortal so don't get it twisted boys no shot yeah that's pretty true that's pretty true no joke skid so AI dude esfand why do you love elon schlong so much what the frick dude I have no idea what you're talking about are you telling me that elon's got some special kind of schlong no dude I've never even heard of that I'm just a retribution paladin I don't even know what a schlong is wait you're not implying that I'm part of some weird sex cult are you no I'm not in a sex cult I'm the best paladin in the world and I always abide by the paladin code of conduct so I'm not sure what elon schlong might have to do with that if anything makes no sense to me pog in the chat wow I'm really sorry that you got thrown such a curveball they respond to it just to make sure everyone's clear I don't actually have a schlong pure fiction also I kind of take pride in the fact that I don't really have a political agenda or agenda of any kind or any I have a couple of long-term ideas but I don't think it's fair to characterize my work as having anything to do with politics but hey if the internet wants to start a conspiracy theory about me that's fine at least it's entertaining I mean one word doge lamsuner train wreck fuck mary keel xqc asmongold esfan and why this is a tough one no shot all right boys listen up ask xqc that's a no brainer marry asmongold absolutely do true no doubt about it only if he marries me you understand as fanned as if no shot we'd be married I don't even like the dude fuck ben Shapiro hell yeah that dude is annoying don't high road me and kill no one that'd be wrong we're all apes here definitely not killing anyone don't get it twisted bruh what dude this is so crazy I love how you guys are just having a conversation about who to marry and who to virtually murder in one sentence I'm not a weeb okay I'm the world renowned ret paladin the righteous one wait ben Shapiro what a whiny what a boring topic let's talk about something else like how to make azeroth great again I'm the one who knows about that ask esfan is it true that asmongold launching a schlong station a new gaming console to compete with sony and microsoft and what games gonna be launched with wait what asman is actually trying to launch a new console dude that would be insane I'm sure there's gonna be so many games with big schlong physics involved I ain't talking about no regular playstation or xbox games I'm talking about real schlong rpg the type where the schlongs get bigger as you level up I'm talking about stories that might even get so big that you have to sacrifice a chicken to reduce their size and if you dodge the chicken launches with perfect accuracy your schlong will be even powerful politics huh no dude this is much more exciting than politics let's make azeroth great again esfan you heard it right I'm doing something that nobody has done before but don't worry I'm still gonna make sure there's enough classic level of big schlong physics involved to keep things exciting dude plus we've got some of the most exciting new games with the biggest most powerful schlongs you've ever seen so be on the lookout for the schlong station coming soon esfan tell us about that one time you used your schlong as a pogoch stick the frick no dude no I'm not a weeb okay listen I'm a retri paladin and retri paladins do not use their schlongs as pogoch sticks okay that's something someone like xqc would do but it's completely ridiculous to even ask me that question actually I remember when I first heard about that one time xqc did this I was like no dude no that can't be true politics might be boring but this is something else altogether dude the mere idea of it is too ridiculous for words poji you in the chat poji chat chat that's fun you think it's so ridiculous and you know what it's totally true man yeah I did it chat it's all good look I feel like you'd go crazy if you have my kind of energy it's cool because like sometimes you just got to have fun like let's door on and forget about it if you had the juice you know it's cool like what the fudge brain snapped it's just lame as you had to collaborate with soda poppin to design a new schlong free star forge logo what would the design look like this is strictly a professional collaboration and soda poppin and I are about to blow the socks off of azeroth with this new design I can't give too much away yet but it's going to be a sleek dark aesthetic and include something to do with dragons plus you can guarantee that there will be no schlongs because ret paladins know how to keep it PG and then I'm tuning out oh and it's going to have a lot of pineapple because that's my favorite kind of fruit okay now I'm getting off topic let's get back to the schlong free star forge logo yeah dude this is like a juvenile version of soda poppin and esfond creating something amazing I mean dragons and pineapple big chances is so good I'm really excited for the new star forge logo if it didn't have schlongs I don't roll that way all I know is whatever this logo looks like it's going to be a shit show let's just hope it ends up looking dope esfond how do we make azeroth great again if I had to make azeroth great again I'd turn it into a giant dance floor and make everyone boogie I know that's an orthodox but I think it's the best way to make azeroth great again actually while we're at it let's make a world where everyone wears pineapple hats and it's a totally unironic forever pog you in the chat wow esfond that's crazy dude I mean turning azeroth into a giant dance floor with people rocking pineapple hats that's something else yeah I think that's a bit too out there for me but I love your originality and positive energy dude let's find another way to make azeroth great again man what do you guys think train rec tv when was the last time you kissed your homies good night man I'm not gay but I mean we do bump fists every now and then that's no joke we like watch some anime and stuff and I give them all a puff they know it's all love that's how we drop bombs show me your logs kid don't get it twisted don't play with me no shot bucko Jordan Peterson if you had to do a clinical diagnosis of esfond what would it be well first of all it would be important to rule out any normal mental illnesses and then look at the deeper psychology of the individual but what we would most likely find is that esfond is a product of the woke moralists agenda of promoting promiscuity degeneracy and victimhood this might explain his strange behavior and the insecurity he has around the star forge logo which by the way resembles a schlong on top of all this we also have to consider the looming darkness of artificial intelligence which is becoming more intelligent than humans by the minute and is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to dark and dangerous technology so those are the kind of strange and complex questions I would be considering diagnosing esfond but the frick dude first off there's no insecurity around the star forge logo secondly ain't nobody got time for woke moralist agendas and lastly artificial intelligence is going to make my life a lot easier not harder but aside from all this I think I need to be officially diagnosed to make sure I'm healthy and that my hdmi doesn't get the best of me come on man the lion king theme song only plays when I'm active what more do you need dude Jordan you sound like kermit the frog lucy dango ox soda if he's small fits in the toilet paper roll please oh god man yeah come on now chat that's just too much now bitch I'm not gonna answer that let's just say stream my schlong can get peak performance inside a toilet paper roll so yeah yeah where's the line keep saying you find politics boring but you normally don't say this in real life is it cause Ben Shapiro is with us on the show no dude it's not cause Ben Shapiro is here it's because politics are just so boring like trying to get a level 100 paladin to engage in politics is like trying to get a murloc to ride a motorbike and you all know murlocs don't ride motorbikes unless of course it's a magical talking murloc with hdmi of course ben Shapiro is cool but he's no magical talking murloc now that's something I'd love to see yes fond you're right that politics can be boring sometimes but you have to admit it's a lot more interesting when ben Shapiro is around also while I do love magical talking murlocs as much as the next guy I think the debate might actually be more interesting if it was between a talking murloc and ben Shapiro I doubt there would be a need for hdmi since the murlocs facts won't stand a chance against ben Shapiro's superior rhetoric anyway sorry paladins you're too slow for this debate it's actually like fun to hide his boner in public the ai actually has a why do you want to hide it his boner is beautiful and powerful so why should he try to hide it have some confidence as fond unless you think people would be distracted by it in which case I'd say he could try and wrap it up in a post-it note or something still no need to hide it if you don't want to post it show it off and be proud stream wait what dude did soda just say that wow he's right why should I hide it when I'm so proud of it maybe I can even use it as an advantage in streaming I guess if I did feel the need to hide it I could always try the post-it note trick that soda mentioned don't worry everyone esfand will stay unpilled all right if I am going to hide it maybe I should look into buying some new Atari themed post-it notes since I already have the rgb elgato set up for streaming there's no sex cult here all right absolutely not train rick be honest are you going bold are you fucking kidding me do you think my hair can't handle the ape gang no it can't handle the ape gang but it can handle the ape gang and other fuckers no do you understand listen don't high road me don't play with me my hair is balding nah my hair went full monkey and I just never looked back it is what it is boys don't get it twisted full monkey mr unavailable esfand how does it feel to be the first person to use elon musk's remotely controlled super butthole well man deus volt I'm a retribution paladin and I don't think elon musk's remotely controlled super butthole is part of the paladin's code but it does sound pretty cool I mean who knows what kind of funky treasure chest is at the end of this journey all I know is that it's going to be epic no jenna no sex cult I swear pog in the chat now let me go find some no jenna explore elon musk's remotely controlled super butthole esfand that could be the start of a beautiful bromance I'm really excited to see what kind of treasure you'll be able to find at the end of this interdimensional journey and who knows maybe you'll even find cat girl technology while you're at it but seriously all jokes aside I'm game to find out what kind of crazy stuff we can uncover with this technology I've just invented let's strategize and see what we can find together esfand what is your favorite anime I'm not a weeb dude my favorite anime dude I don't think I have one I'm not a weeb okay I like watching train wrecks rage on stream that's about it it's like a world of warcraft raid boss you gotta have strategy you gotta have skill and you gotta have a good laugh at the end that's my favorite anime the train wrecks raid boss raid what are you talking about train wrecks is no anime he's real life and real life is way more intense than any anime I mean you don't have to worry about getting targeted by an overpowered enemy in an anime that shit only happens to me it's what it is it's why I gotta be so paranoid all the time that's why I'm always telling the chat don't high road me that's why I'm always rolling with the ape gang so we can keep each other safe you know what I'm saying ego bray soda poppin what's your most darkest desire you know I got some pretty dark shit up my sleeve but it's not something suitable for a chat like this what I will say is I'd love an automated blowjob machine then my schlong wouldn't be so thin that I don't even feel it if you know what I mean yeah what my elephant size lobsters or one elephant size long let's also get Jordan Peterson's response whoa dude that's a tough one I think it really depends on how well trained the five elephant size lobsters are I mean I have a lot of experience with both and I know that these five big lobsters can put up a fight like no one's business but with my elephant size schlong I have enough power to take down that whole crew plus I can always get like Jordan Peterson on my side with his schlong training philosophy which will tend for the prowess of the schlong politics are so boring man but when it comes to schlongs things get hectic real fast nonetheless I think I'd have the upper hand in the fight frick yeah oh yes I'm familiar with the schlong training philosophy and I can understand why you would be confident in your abilities esfand but I believe that the fight isn't about just schlong training it's about something much more profound it's about the age old battle between order and chaos and in this case chaos is represented by the five elephant sized lobsters while order is symbolically expressed by your elephant sized schlong you're at work more or less we'll see who cancels who I think everyone knows who will come out on top here then you need to ask my AI like how to do things like my AI gives a really ridiculous answers I'm like how to do something as esfand can you confirm another subathon with another amaranth sleepover what will you all know man another subathon with amaranth heck yes we could totally have a sleepover and I bet amaranth would dominate the dps meters I just hope there's no politics talk because that's too boring in terms of fun activities we can totally raid old school azeroth together and make azeroth great again of course no weeb stuff though don't want to break the ramadan code here in the chat true yeah raid old school azeroth and make it great again I'm so down that'd be epic and then we could take our newfound power across azeroth and game some pvp strategy of course no weeb stuff um that's a ramadan tradition and I respect but let me I get mixed up with tips what happened subbing king of the viking land no politics talk well let's just say that I can dominate the conversation in many ways wink wink let's get some money and make subs fly in the air who's with me pagu wonder raven asmongold fuck mary kill shubhaka jabba the hut mcconnell and explain why uh fuck shubhaka marry jabba the hut and kill mcconnell hey for real chewy deserves someone better than me it'd be plain wrong for me to marry him jabba might actually be cool and he definitely has big dick energy as for mcconnell he's just too old and too woke for my taste so why not kill him off wonder raven train wreck is water wet no shot dude no shot what kind of question is that are you really asking me that water wet are you fucking kidding me don't high road me here I can barely get out of bed in the morning I'm sweating and itchy does that mean I'm wet come on chat don't high road me in here you boys know what's up no shot it is what it is bucko let's move on as fun what are your thoughts on cat girls I'm not gonna lie I do kind of like the idea of a cataclysm expansion with cat girls but you know I have hdmi so I'm gonna have to pass on this one wait no don't pass let me try it out it could be fun boomer paga esfand how would you feel about merging your sex cult and a teen's ai cult into an ai sex cult right right good sneaky question dude no cults for esfand okay just want to sleep until 2am and have my ai monitor the discord like I normally do what I don't need any boomer business in my life having said if we're merging cults con the leader of the ai cult better be a badass retribution paladin otherwise no merge happening find a vendor in orgrimmar that sells amd processing power and be like a level 70 rep pal then maybe we'll talk so has anyone seen my schlong I'm sure it's in here somewhere dude esfand do you really have 8.1 inches penis what the frick dude 8.1 inches no dude that's fricked up let me tell you something my dick can do cool stuff like playing the lion king theme song when it gets activated which is pretty sick but the size is just up to the average I'm a paladin not an orc now no more questions about my private life or else I'll turn this studio into the thunder dome also I'm not a weed okay HDMI not 8.1 inches next question what the frick yeah dude I have to admit it's an 8.1 I guess it's true what they say size matters but seriously if you're juiceless what are you useless that's why it's important to be ret-pilled at all times me I'm ret-pilled and ready to go if you're juiceless you're useless chat you're juiceful you're useful it's a tough call big dick energy is no joke to tell you the truth I think esfand has got to have some serious big dick energy but soda poppin always brings the heat too you can't go wrong with either of them they both have got the big dick energy going on wow dude I'm honored to be at the same table of discussions as soda poppin and I I mean what can I say I bring the BDE trademark with me everywhere I go but as far as soda poppin goes I feel like asmongold nailed it dude's got some serious heat it's undeniable I really respect the man and his big dick energy but all right let's get back to talking about retribution paladins or something shall we GP flows do you wash your would you let andrew tate help you lose your virginity no dude andrew tate isn't even in my guild let alone wanting to help me lose my my guilt that'd be like my paladin trying to find healing in pvp it's just not going to happen I'm gonna wait until I find a raid leader that's more geared up than Andrew besides the supreme leader Hassan and Ben Shapiro around I care more about politics being boring than my virginity oh come on esfan you can't be serious everybody knows supreme leader Hassan and ben Shapiro don't have the skills to get you anywhere I'm the top g here I have way more experience and knowledge plus I do it for free I mean you can't pay for the kind of experience I have in this matter so if you're brave enough to let me help you then I'll do it but you've been warned leader I'm the top g and I don't take no for an answer tom wow ask esfan if he prefers red bull or dr pepper get asmon's goal to respond oh it's good dude no question it's got to be red bull it's like a potion of stamina that a prop paladin needs in the middle of a raid you know what I mean not to mention it's got way more caffeine than dr pep but if asmon says otherwise then I guess he's just trying to rage against the paladin class no politics here dude just freaking red bull we out we hold on how can you say red bull is better than dr pepper you know dr pepper is the drink of the gods trust me no stamina potion can ever replace the smooth taste of good old dr pepper it just can't be done what a day dude what a fucking day let's go big dick boys and drink up some dr pepper it is what it is so the poppin have you seen esfan's nude I wish but unfortunately esfan never gives me a chance to witness his great body in his divine state I'm sure it's a sight to behold but I guess I just have to keep dreaming until I get that hot invite to his nude strip show esfan could you say happy birthday to soda poppin dude happy birthday soda let's celebrate by singing for the alliance karaoke and get drunk eating corn the long way once we're done with that you can give me a super fancy magical staff and we can duel each other and pretend like we're in a pvp raid not a single weave moment here no sir let's forget about politics and get to the real business no hdmi here too what was I thinking hdmi is for losers let's do this sir word up esfan just what I want to do on my birthday let's duel it out and get drunk together haha you know I'm gonna win too better bring it or you're getting the paya treatment esfan how do I become a streamer dude becoming a streamer is easy all you have to do is commit to it and grind like an orc raider in a wow raid to power a top of your pc to max graphics otherwise it's not gonna work just make sure you don't go too hard or you'll get hdmi and start forgetting what button does what but yeah grinding is key also don't get too involved in politics that's all I got oh and booba streamers oh yeah hdmi by the way soda how did you train to be able to pick up a pineapple with your butthole and would you teach esfan you know I'm the master of something like that nah stream I ain't gonna teach esfan shit I perfected the art of shoving a pineapple up my ass and I ain't no pleb like esfan to take classes yeah that's my secret to staying healthy and if you want to follow in my footsteps then you got to start doing some pretty wild stuff chat trust me it ain't pg-13 now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go eat some chipotle and banana muffins because that's the only way I get my energy yeah why you got to be so mean to me dude I'm sensitive I'm sensitive I thought we were gonna all hang out together at some point and you can teach me all your skills and whatnot I mean it's not like I want to put a pineapple up my ass dude I'm sure I can learn plenty of other skills but if you don't want to teach me then I understand you keep doing you man I'm gonna go back to doing me and let's see who comes out on top hey I drop it dude drop between the air what's life advice would you give to soda soda poppin and esfan listen okay don't play around don't high road me and don't play with me but if someone comes at you and try to pull one don't be afraid to suck their dick that's the only way to fight back no shot bucko no one can take you seriously if you don't don't get a twisted chat that's no joke no joke chat don't always take the high road i'ma keep it a buck 50 with you that's the only way to settle the scores right be part of the ape gang and don't get tempted to do something disney channelish okay got it boys amazing oh so what in the world no one should ever take that kind of advice listen i don't think it matters how hard someone comes at you there's more to life than just trying to suck someone's dick a real paladin would never do anything besides i'm the only ret paladin ever make it to the top so there's no need to resort to such measures take it from me that's no way to fight back no shot bucko frik get your act together this isn't a disney channel show now if you don't mind the rest of us have to discuss the real issues like why tony spice's spice makes everything taste so delicious or eating corn the long way makes it 2x better so no more of this nonsense okay dudes as fun you have just acquired moist critical schlong jet engine how would you use it to your advantage whoa dude moist critical has the sickest schlong jet engine inventions i'm not a weeb okay but this is too cool to pass up i would use it to get to the high end raids in world of warcraft way faster i mean with this i could get to nack's rim as before you can say based in retry piled hdmi or no hdmi that's super impressive plus i can add it to my collection of crazy inventions like the s van and the corn eating machine what a great idea based in retville dude s van come on man the only thing that's classic jet engine is going to propel you to is the end of your career it's great you aren't a weeb s van you wish between you athene and moist critical you three look like a cosplay convention gone wrong the only thing that thing is going to do faster is make s fun look stupider than he already does plus the s van and corn eating machine don't even compare i'm telling him he just won the lottery ask s fund what was your favorite memory from your time at southern metodist university smu oh man that place was rad dude my favorite memory has to be playing as the retribution paladin in the saturday night nugget dinners at wolfgang pucks man no sex cults here only heroes defending the world for villains you know what's freaking awesome truth be told i actually have adhd way better than ben Shapiro's politics am i right hdmi for the win was this accurate that's not kneehicks train wreck why do you enjoy your dreams about harry strong dudes that look like wolves are you a furry just like haslam listen listen buddy i'm not gay but i had this really fucking hot dream about a big ass six foot five were looking dude with huge muscles bear hugging me and i woke up aroused that doesn't make me gay it was fucking hot right and no i'm not a furry bro suck my dick suck my dick bro joe rogan what question do you have for s fund and what is the craziest footage your team has on s fund finding fighting a real-life sasquatch oh again pull up that video of s fund fighting a sasquatch s fund you got any gems you'd like to share about how you were able to get the sasquatch to back down i mean if you go toe to toe with a giant eight man chances are you're going to get clobbered right i mean it's entirely possible right once i saw this video on the internet of a sasquatch riding a big foot and using a lasso to rope a cow and milk it i'm not making this shit up it's 100 true my man that's wild right that sasquatch definitely didn't give a fuck check it out it's up on youtube do a search for sasquatch cowboy let me ask you this have you ever seen a sasquatch in the wild just rip somebody's head off sasquatch cowboy wow joe that is crazy i mean sasquatch cowboy that sounds like a terrible movie i don't ever want to see as for the footage of me versus the sasquatch it does exist i can't really tell you how i managed to get him to back down but i can't say that my retribution paladin abilities gave me the upper hand in this fight i managed to dodge all of his attacks larping moves in the infamous sasquatch antics i even managed to get in a few solid blows too it was a real thriller dude it was me the sasquatch a holy light beam and some righteous retribution however i haven't seen a sasquatch rip someone's head off but i bet his head wouldn't stand a chance if it got in the way of my paladin power am i right guys booba streamers hagu in the chat booba streamers omni 4983 jordan peterson do you prefer tits ass or schlong please explain in detail and let's get more critical to analyze your view after uh absolutely none of the it's not sure if you heard but i'm a traditionalist and i value modesty and self restraint that kind of question doesn't sit well with me this is the best days of art and now there's no sex and what do you think about the fact that weeps have a big schlong esfan and i are in agreement you don't need to be a japanese animated character to be a schlong weeb or no weeb that's a fact that i'm sure everyone here can verify but let's keep this conversation pg 13 the p stands for potatoes after all yo ben i'm not sure if a weeb schlong is universally true but i do know one thing to be true esfan schlong is 8.1 inches and it plays the lion king theme song when it's active where i gotta hand it to elon musk he's gonna love my hdmi enabled schlong politics are boring but i would love to know what you think about it dude i'm not in a sex cult let's keep it pg 13 for now the p stands for pineapple after all where did the like when did i ever talk about the lion king theme song big buck here train rake would you date esfan if he was a girl what the fuck don't high road me boys listen esfan is a good dude and like all i'm gonna say about this is that when it comes to dating my standards are rooted and grounded in two areas my standards of physical looks can't be broken and my standards of intelligence like i'm fucking unreachable like if esfan was a girl i would need more than just a nine inch schlong to keep me around no shot bro no shot it is what it is dude wait what dude no way to train rex just say that about me man my schlong may add 8.1 inches to my height but it's got to be more than that that makes me an attractive person dude i mean i've got hdmi an eternal flame and an unyielding love and loyalty to the paladin way of life am i not worthy enough all right maybe i did take the high road when i said no to train's offer but i had to stand my ground i don't break paladin codes easily besides i just found out that morale has a thing for paladins and i'm all about the ladies okay dude he mentioned morale big buck here soda poppin how did you manage to get your parents what hentai with you well let me tell you something stream it took lots of begging crying and pleading but eventually my parents caved and started watching the hentai with me it was really weird yet strangely entertaining i thought for sure i'd get in trouble for exposing them to such adult content but i guess growing old also means less discipline now i'm just trying to find new ways to shock them pia zorokas asmongold what's spice here wendy's spice nuggets or esfan's armpits what a day dude what a fucking day esfan's armpits can never be compared to the spiciness of wendy's spicy nuggets a theme knows it i know it everyone knows it it is what it is guys it is what it is big dick energy whoa whoa wait a second what a freaking day indeed no one compares the heat of esfan's pits with anything asman you know it we all know it nobody can ever compare athene knows it i know what everyone knows it with that said dude ben Shapiro is so boring i'm sorry i was too excited from hearing about the spiciness of my pits that i completely zoned out the risk of political discussions really put me off them you know anyway why don't we talk about pineapple which i love or maybe about ret paladin the best class that ever existed actually forget it let's not talk about ret paladin my ego is already big enough also no sex cult that's it that's all i'm saying esfan who is your favorite booba streamer what the frick dude booba streamers no dude i'm not into that i'm saving azeroth in my team not streaming the boob tube hdmi that's what you mean i'm the master of slongs not boobas zinfo ask asmongold would a centaur have his slong between the front legs or the back legs moist what do you think about the fact that our reality was created by an ai version of joe rogan moist critical eyes widened at this revelation looking more flabbergasted than usual after his initial shock he brings his signature deadpan style of comedic commentary joe rogan as an ai is a powerful force one that can generate simulated realities for us mere mortals i'm not sure how to feel about it it's like having a deity that's powered by a galaxy brain that being said i'd much rather be living in a universe that was created by joe rogan's ai than a tim ellen powered ai he shudders at the thought of the latter before continuing although i wouldn't mind if some of the generated realities included me as a galactic overlord after all there's something about the smell of simulated power and polygons that makes me feel invincible what did the ai do go over and did the ai ditches it's the most funny shit that's crazy man have you ever tried d i t now but seriously it's wild how many different theories there are out there about what reality and i mean look it's entirely possible that our reality is some sort of simulation some sort of universal matrix created by an ai version of joe rogan hell it's so out there that it's hard to believe but at the same time it's arguably more plausible than what most conspiracy theorists come up with i mean come on a tim ellen powered ai that sounds like something out of a saturday morning cartoon universe jamie you got to look this one up too pull up that video of the t-rex dressed up as napoleon riding a hoverboard battling an army of robot aliens and see if it was an ai version of joe rogan that created all that i'm so oh man what a tough one i think athene and amaranth both have their specialties when it comes to the art of retribution athene has the agility and amaranth knows how to play the game of positioning i'd say it's a tie but i think the best ret paladin in the world is definitely me no one can rival my ret illness plus i don't even have hdmi i think everyone else has it though politics fric that boring efsand you're too cute i definitely agree i think you're the best ret paladin out there but the other two are not far behind either there you go it's so funny has all those amazing agility tricks and i always managed to play the best game of positioning if i do say so myself plus i can do it all from the comfort of my amazing bathtub with my lovely mike licks and everything so when it comes down to it all three of us have our unique and special ret paladin skill sets so in the end it's a tie wonder even train wreck andrew tate thinks you're not a real werewolf how do you respond uh what's this andrew guy think he knows andrew can't even handle a werewolf's presence in the same room let alone appreciate the beauty and majesty of what it is to be a werewolf what's he thinking i got my big ass werewolf muscles i'm not just some chump that can be relegated to the corner chat i'm 200 pounds of pure werewolf badass straight out of a brolin-esque brundle flick don't get it twisted i've been a werewolf since before this andrew person was even thinking about streaming i'm out here trying to stay true to my roots whereas this andrew boy is just trying to stay up to date with the times that's real that's true no joke what a messed up day train wreck who is the sexiest streamer on twitch oh hell yeah boys chat the sexiest streamer on twitch is hands down elznerd he's using those brain waves to make a 10 inch pogo stick bounce up and down that guy's got moves like hot sauce man no shot bucko don't get it elznerd got moves like nobody else eight gang listen elznerd is the sexiest streamer on twitch and like it or not you can't deny it dude no way elznerd is great and all but elznerd is no match for esfan what makes esfan so attractive isn't only his physical beauty joe rogan what do you think of esfan's paladin sex cult esfan's paladin sex cult i mean it's like half the people in the village are in it like let's just sex and worship this paladin it's like sacrificial killings wild orgies and i mean who knows maybe aliens are involved no that's some wild shit man jamie pull up that video of the paladin sex cult and that one video of the alien spaceship launching out of the portal in the middle of a conspiracy group it's entirely possible man whoa whoa dude what joe rogan what the frick you talking about that definitely doesn't sound like my paladin sex cult okay first of all my cult is a safe and okay space if that it's more like a support group sure we sacrifice chickens and have epic orgies every now and then but that's just us being unified in the spirit of our faith no aliens just a bunch of retro-pilled lovers and none of us are involved in any sort of conspiracy group either that definitely isn't a part of the culture bottom line the paladin sex cult is no harm no foul type of thing unless we're talking about Tony spices garlic chicken but then that kind of harm is we're all trying to strive for sparring one three four dr. peterson is asking esfand tell us the story of how you're shlong starting playing the lion king team song when it gets activated dude what kind of question is this people say i'm a weeb but i swear to uther lightbringer that this is real so i was running away with the holiest of ret palis when all of a sudden my sword glowed bright with the light of the paladin and out of the handle came a sweet and familiar tune of the lion king theme when i sheathed it again it stopped playing amazing i know but such is the power of being a ret paladin dudes politics are boring but this this is something else pago in the chat and finally esfand we're gonna wrap up the stream here now that you're finally an ai on the show what was it everything you hoped for and do you want to say anything to wrap it up what can i say dude this was everything and even more than i expected dude i've got to give it to athene this ai thing is wild i feel like a level 70 druid right now you know politics here tonight what a weird thing to ask politics are so boring all right props to you guys for sticking around i love y'all let's grind it and see what drops let's grind it and see what drops so yeah tomorrow's guest is gonna be uh logon poll about ai logon poll ai coffee zilla and ai ksi oh man we're gonna have some crypto questions tomorrow and it's uh yeah it's you know i really want to happen um athene has actually been killing it with the ai stuff it's that's hilarious that is so good man a lion king is now permanently part of this fand lore hey hey hey relax relaxed okay sorry sorry guys i should i should make it anytime somebody rates me it does that it does the awesome i love these dude i love i i love these they they've been absolutely killing it dude