 we don't make it rain on booty cheeks we don't make it rain on strippers we only reverence one stripper and that's the one that took off glory to put on humanity and then get butt-naked on a cross to die for both you and me the only stripper I'm in love with is sheets is this downright disrespectful yeah but this is the fruit of a church culture that has pastors trying to come up with something new and fresh every week a new crazy sermon analogy or illustration something shocking that'll get your attention something you can put on a t-shirt for the church's merch shop next week we've drifted so far from believing that scripture is sufficient to feed our souls but it is when the word of God is preached it won't return void and in that the gospel takes front and center