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I don't know why I decided one day to play Roblox football. It is what it is. It got me thinking though, how many football video games are there? I'm so used to only playing Madden. I know Madden has the NFL license. But real quick, all I did was I put in football just to the Xbox store. You know, this is just the Microsoft store. We've got Super U.S. football. We've got Mutant Football League. We've got Maximum Football. We've got Dynasty Edition of Mutant Football League. Axis Football. We've got Football Game. And this is not even counting Steam, bro. If I went on Steam and played on PC, there's probably a thousand different completely random games that I could play related to football. Oh, what is Maximum Football? Doug Flutie's Maximum Football. You know what's ironic though? Madden 21 has a two star rating out of five. Doug Flutie's Maximum Football 2019 has a three star rating. Does that mean it's better? I can't imagine Maximum Football is a good video game. We're copying a random football game today and this just might be the start of the series. Are we attempt to play every single football video game known to man? And our first episode, oh, shit. It has a really bad rating. This one has a two out of five. Let's choose the Maximum Football with the best rating. How about that? Yup, we're starting out our series with Maximum Football 2018. Maximum Football 2018 allows you to play with Canadian or American football rules with customizable teams and players. The team right there says Saskatchewan. Let's play $17 well-spent. Let's hop in. I gotta wait for this to install and then we'll play. Looks like it's gonna be quick. I can't imagine this is a two terabyte game. I downloaded porn bigger than you, buddy. Oh boy, moment of truth. I don't even know if I wanna do this. Then I make a grave mistake. Hey, you know what? That doesn't... Okay, it looks pretty bad. It doesn't look horrible. Dude, he's got the worst case of cankles ever. This man has calf ankles through the roof. Listen to this music. This is Canuck football. This is made by Canadians. This is what Canadians think all American people like. Yeah, America, yeah. All right, hold up. How do I turn the music off? I'm gonna get demonetized. 15 minute quarters? Are you smoking? You're smoking that live cowherd pack, bro. I don't know if I guys told you guys this, but live cowherd curved me on Instagram. This is the worst day of my life, so. This is a... I'm gonna have a lot of energy coming into this game, baby. Just kidding. She curved me, but then she did respond two days later. So I'm in the midst of not being curved. Five minutes. Thank you. Four downs, 100 yard field, 11 men. Sure. I could be Saskatchewan, Montreal, Winnipeg, Ottawa, Edmonton, Calgary, Hamilton, BC, big cock. I think I'm going with that, baby. Spin right. Oh God. Juke right. Dive forward, sprint. This is spin. Spin and jukes are back here. Sprinting is A. I might've made a grand mistake. We all talk shit about Madden until we play Doug Flutie's Maximum Football, and then we realize what the shit looks like. I'm never, ever getting this $17 back. Let's go. Get lit. Damn, that guy's got a fucking wagon. Why do they give these guys such fat poopers? So I'll bring this down, bring it up to kick. Wow, that was the shittiest kick I've ever seen. Okay, let's lay him the fuck out. Let's go. What's I'm talking about? Oh shit. Oh shit. Can I go off-sides? Is this possible? Yo, by the way, game, that's not how off-sides works. Okay, they have to snap the ball. How do I switch players? Why am I on this dude? I don't want to be on this dude. Let's go. We're in the back field. I literally have virtually no control over what's happening. I can't even see what's going on here. I can only cycle between these three dudes. Give me a, give me a linebacker. I'm going to alert this shit. Ah! What is going on? It's third and four. Wait, it's third and four. Why are you punting? Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, my guy's spazzing out down there. Do I have a spin move? Oh, that was a juke. Oh, I'm moving, bro. I'm moving, bro. Come here, you bitch, yeah. I literally don't know what's going on. What even played did I click? Is this a pass? Okay, I have the ball. Oh, skirt, skirt, dog, a busted ankle. Actually though, that was your Pina. Your Pina and the cut dog. Why is he so cheeked up? I did not ask for this. I think it's going to RB, RT. Dude, why does RB look like he has something? Okay, you know what? Nevermind. Give it to him. Give him the rock. Let's get around it. Oh, you can't catch me pussy. Oh! Oh, I thought I was so goaded. Dude, I'm actually so confused. Why'd they pun on third down? Is that like a Canadian football rule or something? All right, let's snap this. Get to the edge, buddy. Damn it! Throw a box. Oh, okay, wait. Go, go. You're literally so bad. You guys want to go with all state? All state, you're in good hands. We can run demon, gopher, gopher switch, knight, king, panther. Oh, panther. Dewit panthers, baby, my alma mater. I'm going to audible the gopher and we're going to throw a laser. Somebody go deep. Somebody go deep. What did I do? Oh, I threw it. I threw it. No, you... Oh, it is. Third down is fourth down. Canadian football, baby. I don't really know how to play defense, but I'm going to lurk this dude. Throws a screen, gets lit up. You're bad. Oh, this is goal line. I did not mean to run this, but we're running it. Let's go. Get up in his grill. Up in his grill. Get into QB's grill before he throws a laser. Oh, here we go. That's how I switch back. Go with the LB. Yes, sir. Let's get this. Let's get this shmoney, my man's. Okay, you're facing the wrong way. Oh, no. No safeties, boys. Wait, penalty, no yards? How's that a penalty? If you get no yards in Canadian football, it's a penalty. I'm literally about to snap the ball through the back of the end zone. What the fuck is about to happen when I snap this ball? I don't think I want to know. First of all... All right, we need to run this ball. We're going to get to the outside. Oh, no. Can I audible this? I want to run to the left side. Damn it, I can't. Okay, go buddy. Get out of the back of the end zone. Yes! Joke! Oh, damn. I got tackled. I was going for a nasty juke there. Magnum? This place is called Magnum. For the Magnum condoms, I put on my massive Cacaroni sandwich. Let's go. Get that motion. Where are you going? You fucking... Ouch! Blasius? Where'd they come up with these names? Is this what Canadian people think black people are named? They give the whites the most random names and they go Blasius. All right. I won't ask any more questions, honestly. I'm just going to play. They're stacking it. They're stacking the box, but we can still get it. Yes, sir, spin? See, like that's the attempted spin move. He just hits the deck, like a bump. Why are you walking like that, bro? What are you doing? He's acting kind of sauce. I'm not going to lie. He's open. None of you bumps are open. Literally, none of you bumps are open, but nobody's getting to the QB. Look at those blocks. Look at these blocks. Let's go. Step up, buddy. Keep running. Okay. I just got some Tom Brady pocket time right there. Oh my God. They could not get to me. I'm running witch. I'm throwing the A. That's my boy Blasius. The boy Blasius is about to run a net. Oh, you motherfuckers. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. SD, wait, wait for the Blitz to set up. Go Blasius, cut, cut. Where the dick? Wait, what? I lost four yards on that. That was so cool that I lost four yards. I should be running the ball though. You know what? I got to scramble. That's the only way I've been able to get yards is by scrambling. As you know, I got to throw one up to my boy. Geez. Canadian football's kind of hard. Do I get three downs? Let's get a stop. I want this ball back, boys. Come on, pitch down, boys. Pitch down, he's running it. Oh, shit, I was there, but he still got the first. There's the dude on the ground in the middle of the play. He's getting back there. Shit! Come on, fougener. If you didn't have that fat fucking dump truck on you, you probably wouldn't have jumped off sides, idiot. I'm pulling my free safety down. Free safety Blitz. Tyran Matthew, down the edge. Yop! Pink bubble! Did the juke move with a century, but I didn't get through. Look at the fans. Getting lit. Let's go. I'm so tempted to run the ball every play. Passing is abysmal, dude. Every single dude on this defense has 99 man coverage. One step ahead, acrobat. Universal coverage doesn't matter, bro. Look at this shit! It doesn't fucking, ugh. That's your celebration, bro. Why is he sucking his dick? Stop! Scrambling is the only way I picked up significant yardage at any point in this whole game. Give me some blocks. Yes, get around the edge. Yes. No! I deke that de-tackle. I made that de-tackle my bitch. It didn't work though. 20 minutes later. I have eight seconds to score. We just need some absolute miracle shit to happen. I need Y to go get it. Go get it, buddy. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir! Oh my God! No! Don't come back to the ball! No, you're gonna get caught, you slow ass bitch! Bozar, you're a bozo, bro. We had a shot to score. Bro, I have 11 rushing for 81 yards, 65 yards passing for... And I haven't scored. At least I get a ball to have. I have to score in the maximum football 2018. I'm gonna try and do an early spin here. Yes, sir. Do it quick. Let's go Y. Get there, buddy. Get there! Yes, sir! Oh, bad ball! I want to die. Beth is the only option. Maximum football is on veteran difficulty. Get to the cubes. Get to the cubes! No! No! I will not lose maximum football 2018 to the Corsairs computer. What Canadian idiot thought that that was it? It's a levels concept. We're looking for A on the dig or B on the dig? Who's there? A. Yes, sir. I believe. Magnum's actually a nasty play, bro. We just gotta hit that edge. Yes, we get some decent blocks here. I think this goes. Yes, sir. Let's go. I'm so bad. Ooh, it goes a little pitch. We're all over it. Let's go. Let's force a field goal, right? He's in field goal range, isn't he gonna kick a field goal here? I want to sec the QB so bad. I'm gonna come off the edge hot. No, I'm getting blocked. Oh, yes. Get that! You just let this, his name is handsome. Bro, hand me some of that ass. Wait, wait. What the fuck was that? That was so bummy, dude. He just let himself get lost. He was running to defend that pass like. Oh, fuck it. Uh-oh. Damn. This is the play. This is how we're gonna win. No, I don't want you doing. I figured it out. Yup. Yup! Okay, I'm gonna win. I'm totally gonna win. He's trying to load up the box. He's trying to do everything he can, but he knows he can't stop. I'm gonna get it on the edge now. Uh-oh. Little sauce. Little sauce! Little sauce! Get a little lead blocker in the action. Uh. Oh! David's come to tackle me after I just busted some dudes ankles. Absolutely busted that man's ankles. Boom! We're running it down this field. We're unstoppable right now. Let's go. Okay. I spoke way too soon. I'm gonna run this left side, I think. I think I'm gonna hit him with the sauce. The sauce! Third and sixth is huge. We have to get this. I think I gotta bring that one around the edge one more time. We gotta take this right at the safeties. Let's go boys. Snap! Run! Let's go! Same thing. Same thing. This might be the touchdown, baby. This might be the touchdown. Get there. Get the juke. Second and one. Get up. What are you doing? They can't stop this shit. What do you think you're gonna do? Oh, wait a second. I wasn't in the back of the end zone before. The end zone is behind the field goal post. Wait, that's so dumb. Couldn't you like run into the field goal post then? You're gonna run straight into that bitch. All right. We'll just go for the one point, convert. Bop. Oh my God. Ah! How the f- If I lose the game off that, it'll be hell to pitch. So he's gonna run the ball, right? Yup. Yup, we knew that though. Second and seven. That's big. Let's just get to the QB. Big! The left side of my secondary. I wouldn't draft you for a junior varsity puff puff football game. Are you kidding me? God, I'm getting embarrassed out here. When he passes, he throws lasers. When I pass, it's just the most abysmal thing you've ever seen. Like, look, X wide open. And it's just gonna- Oh! Okay, maybe I've been playing wrong the whole time. Maybe there's something to be said about the pass. Who's gonna be open here? Why? We're looking for why. Come on, buddy. Yes, you're there. You're totally there! Let's go! Decent celebration, actually. We'll go with a two point from the three and I'm running. QB dive the most OP play in this game. Get the snap. Go! Okay, wait, so I have timeouts to stop the clock. There's a minute 28. Can I still win this game? Hey, clock stops. Incomplete pass. I assume in Canadian football that's the same. Can we force a punt? I'm bringing my safety down. We gotta get to the quarterback. Yup. Get to the QB. I'm there. No! Yes! No! Are you kidding me? What the fuck? He's coming out in victory formation after that. Bullshit. Oh my God. Are you kidding me? Please no. Not again. Every time you guys are so bad. I'm so pissed off. I'm literally so pissed off at maximum football 2018. I'm not even kidding. This shit is giving me a hernia. God, this game is dog water. God, he's running QB blast. There's literally zero seconds on the clock. How are you about to... This game is so shitty. Where's Doug Flutey? I wanna... Oh my God, I'm at Roundhouse kicking in the face. I just got ran by the computer in maximum football 2018. I'm never talking shit about Madden again. Never... That's not true. I will. This game, bro. Never again, maximum football 2018. Fuck! Wait, where's this fucking game? 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