 Just don't know what to do. Yeah, you think you. You know, the opening of the first day one is pandas are too dumb to have sex. That's true, they are. It's it's an important thing that we have to they can use slides. Yeah, two out of three of pandas will stop at the bottom and try to get back up. But they made it down that far. I was going to say, is it really that talented to just slip down a slide? I don't think. You know, it's not so well, they had to get up to the top of the slide. There's a wooden slice. They're going to get splinters eventually. Like how can you think it would be able to climb this with ease, but not quite? Oh, that's embarrassing. But she's just comparing it to, like, apex predators. It's yeah. And it's like, it's not fair. Like, how is no animal eating all of these creatures yet? Not as much as I wouldn't want that to happen, because they're hilarious. You know, why does it seem like something should evolve? To eat them? I always because they're protected by China. Yeah, they're so crazy protected. China. Well, we nearly ran out of them, right? It came really close, you know, in the millions of years of panda history before that, how did these creatures survive? There was loads of them. That's probably why. I can't believe they're like in the bear family, right? Yeah, hand is actually no. Are you sure? They used to say that they're not actually related to raccoons at one time. Yeah, I thought they were raccoons. You know, I guess they're bears, too. They're like bears and raccoons. They're like hyenas. Our raccoons are kind of bad if I'm. I don't I mean, have you ever seen a red panda? Have you ever seen a red panda before? They look like a giant red raccoon. That's true. They are not the right now. Red pandas are in the raccoon's trying to kill itself. I just it's just funny because you like a grizzly bear compared to a panda sort of thing. It's like, oh, you guys, like genetics wise, you guys didn't do too well. They don't even seem to walk properly. Are these all like young pandas or something? Are these you can tell by the way, they're much smaller than other pandas. I don't know. Big pandas could be a whole different species, Jay. You, you, hey, hey, hey, fuck you. They probably it's only alive because they're cute, right? The whole this will be the whole e-fap. It's a panda review. OK, lady, where's your blue shoes? Well, I mean, there's a lot of animals that are alive that suck, right? So like humans and the panda happen to be favored over the last five thousand years by the Chinese. They probably have maybe they were less docile, but they just got lazy because they just gave them bamboo and hand rubs. I think the I think that the Chinaman is keeping the panda alive as a species. Maybe the only show is Chinaman's name was actually keeping. Keeping. They make the such a super panda. Pandas. What what if what if the violent, aggressive, strong pandas are just something we haven't seen yet? They come in. Well, they're out there in the wild, mauling. They're actual bigfoot. No survivors. And they're amazing at camo. Like they have advanced technology. Yeah, they live in Oreo factories, so you can't see them. And the whole purpose behind all the whole purpose behind this is that they're trying to trick us into thinking they're defenseless. Well, yeah, them and the dolphins. Oh, my God, I'm retarded. And then you get up close and just kidding. I really am retarded, though. The best camouflage is telling people you're retarded. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Oh, yeah, enough about pandas. Welcome to the EFAP 31. As you can see, Ben, we have amazing intros where it makes no sense at all. And we don't even have like any kind of connection to the previous one. We just run along. I think it's much more impressive than having some kind of, you know, ways to actually connect all of the episodes in a consistent way. Panda. I think also. Panda intro. I think the guests don't the guests would never think that this was the actual intro. So they'll just open up and say crazy stuff like I was doing. I don't know how much of that I made it to air, but I'm like, I thought this was just fooling around. Now I feel like I have to go back and check it. I didn't say the ending. While talking about pandas, like, yeah, that pops up. Shit. Shit. But yes, our guests today are Ben and Billy from the Drunken Peasants podcast. How are you both doing today? Doing wonderful. Doing good. We're it's a nice little crossover, which we'll hopefully do like a part two of on the other end someday. It's it's been a while because you guys have been on the potential guest list for a long time. It's just that our guest list is annoying because we do this show like once per week. You have a guest list, though. Yes, it's real. You have a guest list. If I keep saying that, people will believe it, right? Yeah, we we. But yeah, it's great to get this this little join up. Wolf wanted to be here. Unfortunately, he's he's very busy with with with a family matter that hopefully will will be able to draw him back here before the show ends. But in his place, we have I'm sorry. Sorry, guys, but we have Jay kicking up the slack, if you will. I'm the I'm not a guest. I'm the boss of if I thought we established this previously. I don't know. Sometimes the law contradicts. Maybe we're just waiting for someone to say you're also the janitor of EFAP. And then that becomes it's like, have you seen undercover boss? I have it's like it's like that. But in reverse, I'm actually the janitor, but I'm posing as if I'm in charge, you reveal it and you're like, I'm disappointed how you've treated the guest. We're like, OK, she's nothing changes. But that went well. This video is sponsored by Tencent, which is why we have opened up with Panda videos and compliment complimenting the Chinaman on their conservation efforts. That's actually reminding me. Have we talked about the fact that Borderlands 3 is now exclusive to Epic? I don't think that happened between EFAPs, right? That's not it. That's not a good thing for anybody who's confused about that because this seems apparently Joseph Anderson defended Epic Store, by the way. Because Joseph Anderson is a fucking massive faggot. I do, you can say that. The would he said something like you wouldn't complain if a certain clothes shop had a specific line of clothing compared to any other or any compared to like certain technology being only available in certain stores. And Fringy was going nuts with it, as you can imagine. Because I keep telling him to make a video on it. I was like, do a video where you just do like a 10 minute run about all the biggest reasons why everyone's retarded on this subject. And he's just like, I might do. And I was like, I've got to keep pushing him guys. But yeah, he was like, you know, like the important thing to remember is something like if Sony make a game and they also have a console, it's not exactly immoral for them to just place it on their console. It would make the most sense ever. But you have a company who's actively bribing other companies to go from being an open off other places. Yeah, that's fucking scummy, especially when your platform is unsafe. They would get their data stolen all the time. There's no reviews on it. It's got basically no features. Tell of that. Yeah, it's it's not cool. And yeah, they take in board lines through which is testing a lot of people's resolve now. Well, they say I'm just not going to play it when it comes to the steam. Well, see, you say that casually rags, but you're a very principled man. A lot of people are like, well, it's bad, but it's borderlands. We've got to buy it. How does anyone else feel about this? Is the Borderlands one remaster going to be on steam? Oh, I guess we'll find out. Or just because I would play the Borderlands one remaster. If it was on epic. It was on steam. No, yeah, I'm saying that like there are people who agree with the fact that it's a horrible practice, but they will still support. I say support epic. They'll still buy Borderlands three on epic, which is, you know, I think Boogie's one of them. He said that he's come out against it fully, but he's like, yeah, but I'm a Borderlands fanboy. So I'm getting it. And it's like, because Boogie doesn't have any principles. I mean Boogie's Boogie is like a reed and he sways in the wind. He is not like a rock. He is not like a mountain. He's evolved. He is like a river. He just goes with the flow. You're stuck back in 2008. I Boogie is Boogie is 2024 Acasio Cortez Superman. What do you guys reckon on should be if you condemn like the actions of like a store and stuff for that degree? Should you buy anything on it or should you just leave it? I mean, you shouldn't, but I think some people would because I go to see DC movies all the time and I fucking I hate them every time and I still go practices though, right? You just hate them for like how crappy the movies are. I'm assuming I mean, that's still part of the practice, right? The every time I go, I'm disappointed. Like I haven't seen Aquaman on a larger scale. I feel that way about Amazon. Like I think Amazon in many ways is a terrible company. By the way, they treat their employees and by the way, they've they've messed up like even the city we live in in some ways. So but I still shop. I still shop through Amazon all the time. They're just so effective. Yeah. They all I'm not an Amazon fan boy either. I like. Yeah, no, I think that makes sense to a degree. So the Amazon is like what is even the competition to Amazon? Nothing. I mean, there used to be Walmart that used to be like the number one retail giant in America and now it's easily Amazon and it's it's just crazy how how big they are on internet trend. And yeah, yeah. Amazon doesn't even want to just be the best at what they do. They want to start taking over everything else. Everybody else does and also be the best. Yeah, I mean they were just a bookstore stores now only. Oh, yeah, we have them here because the world headquarters of Amazon is right here in the area that we live in. And yeah, there's if you can just go into the store and pick up what you want and leave without checking out and it'll just bill your Amazon account. They actually have to. I thought that was still just a concept. I'm they have a store in Seattle. Yeah, the Linus Tech Tips has a video going through it. It's actually kind of like it's it's it's like cyberpunk university sort of thing. It's like, oh my God, a world where you walk in take stuff and walk out and it's all charged to a card. Yeah, you don't even have to scan the card. It's a count thing. It's like, how the fuck does that even work? That's just the future. The honor system. They also have a banana stand here in Seattle that you can go to. You can be homeless. You can don't have to work there. You could just go up and get a banana. So that's that's that's their contribution to not being evil. They're like, well, just give away bananas. They probably have a panda preservation thing as well. Oh, man. Oh, China. I heard it's taken back their pandas from the San Diego Zoo soon because China owns basically all the pandas. That's what I heard. Yeah, I heard they're going to monopolize pandas now. Wow. Well, no, China has the monopoly. I think there's one, maybe one panda that may or may not be alive now that isn't China owned because they actually gifted it back in the day, but they they only get they put them out on lease or China or alone. Yeah, I wouldn't say that. We're going to get our pandas taken away. Oh, fuck shit. You're going to get copies. They're useless animals anyway. How do you guys think if we get our pandas, if you get our pandas taken away, the average intelligence of animals in any other country will go up. Oh, like they make like rats can sniff out landmines. What do pandas do? Fucking nothing. They can fall over. That's really useful. They are funny. Bamboo grows at such a rapid rate and they eat that shit. So we might be overgrown with bamboo. Bamboo might attack. They do the terribly important job of making other animals feel good about themselves by comparison. Well, at least I'm not retarded and can get laid. So you've got a cockroach there going, Oh, everyone hates me, but I'm not a panda. That's how evolved pandas are. They're not retarded. They just they just know sex is boring. Their pandas going their own way. Maybe the hyper evolves and that's where we're all headed. Sex is. Yeah, it's weird how the Chinese that have an extremely huge population can't figure out how to repopulate the world with pandas. Just saying. Maybe they want to control the flow of panda. They don't want to have. Yeah, they don't want to saturate the panda market because I don't want to go down on each individual pan. It's down because we unveiled their conspiracy. Oh, that's not good. I'm sure they have that in stream. Yeah, people are saying that in the chat. Take it back up. Yeah, hopefully it's resumed. Sorry, guys. Pandas are great. Yeah, pandas are the best. And China's the best. Amazing. China's the best. I love good old China pandas. We wish to attract our earlier statements about the great country of China and their panda population. I love the people's Republic of China. I was trying to mention that we went offline and then we all came back. We all were like very clearly different people with very strong Chinese accent. I know we're the same. We're the same people that we always were. Nothing's changed. Red panda good. So anyway, I think how would I ask, but I was like, has anyone here seen the the new Joker trailer for the Joker movie? Yes. Oh, yeah. I have not. Well, okay. So like a quick primer is it looks to be a guy in a relatively normal life who's getting more and more sort of depressed and angry with how everything's going. He has. It looks like he gets a job as a like an advertiser. Yeah, as a clown and then he gets like beaten up at one point and the way it seems to go is that he might get revenge on society or something like that. Have you heard that the film is pissing people off? I think I've seen something about this. Is it the the idea that it's glorifying egotistic like the complaint is that it's trying to provide an empathetic origin to a white serial killer slash person who revolts against society and hurts people. Yeah, there we go. And so they're like, you should do that. Our society and obviously like, you know, not like science, but a lot of it seems to be like hardcore left siding people who are very angry at the movie's trailer for being like, oh great, a movie about a white guy who hates society. That's what we need is like what these are the same people who say that you can't make World War Two video game campaigns as a Nazi or you can't you can't not portray every single Nazi is a terrible horrible person or no one in the German Army in the 1940s could have been like a human being stuck in a bad situation. They didn't want to be in same. I think that I think that's obvious, right? You can't just be a Nazi and be good. That's that's that's what the narrative is. We won. We won every single person in Germany. The second Nazism. Yeah, we're evil automatically. That's why all their porn is like poo poo stuff. You take away their Nazi and they just have a bunch of doodoo porn. Yeah, we're just gonna shit on each other. How about that? The interesting thing I found was like, you know, ages ago when I was a kid, I remember an article came out that two kids had killed a selection of people and they said that they'd got inspired by doom. And so there was like this whole conversation as you guys are all probably aware once upon a time. There's like video games too violent for society. They're causing I was just like that came mainly from the right right for memory at the time it was like the other like the conservative religious right. Yeah. There was also there was also like tipper gore on the left that was really advocating for that kind of stuff too and and labeling inappropriate music too. Like she gave us the labels. Satanic panic. I like Manson films and dragons and rock and roll. It's sitting like a little influence and stuff. Yeah, it's just I thought we were past this back then just goes to show you don't judge a side by its crazies. Yes, back then we weren't so radical in terms of I mean we were more we were more conservative generally and religious as a society. And so that got a lot of people primed against weird stuff like that and it's generally viewed as a very right wing conservative thing back then that was done and now it's like completely flip the people who wanted sensor and the platform and ban everything. It's coming from the left. We're living to see it all everybody. I just that's my reaction. I was just like I thought we had this conversation ages ago like I thought we were done with this like Yeah, but this time we're right. You kind of have to abandon the decency argument when you're president like wins the the week after he says he grabs people by the pussy. He never said a few other pussy. He didn't I'm pretty sure he said, you know, he said you can now he said women. Yeah, 15 years ago or whatever he said, yeah, when you're rich and famous women will let you grab them by the pussy. I mean, okay. Distinction. He still said grab them by the pussy, right? Yeah. Yeah. When how many was this 1113 15 years ago? I mean, I just I'm just saying that the week before he was elected, it came out so you can't really be like we're the we're the decency party when you're Oh, you know, the funniest thing you know, the funniest thing about that was is there, you know, there was him and the guy he was talking to Billy Bush, who strangely enough is also the cousin of George W. Bush, the former president. After that video came out, Donald Trump got elected president and now Billy Bush can't find a job to save his life. Kind of funny how that works for Billy Bush. Should have grabbed more busies on a highlight. Yeah, Wolf just joined the profile Hitler. Who is this wolf you talk of? Well, you're back now. I thought you were going to take way longer back when I don't know. What are you talking about? Are you actually your your your German has a twinge of Russian in it? I cannot to do it. Show me your papers. Yeah, maybe I should have gone with Stalin. Maybe I'll do that. All right. Stalin and Google images. We is this happening? Is it a six man e-fab? I'm challenged accepting this like I'm currently a six man e-fab. We can do elimination chamber. Stalin smiling. Also, he was a six person e-fab. Um, I have to ask a question real quick. This is a very important one. It's about learning spray shots. No, it is I want to know who thought it was good idea to replace me with this J. Um, everyone thought that he paid me. No, I actually had nobody thought that nobody thought I'm the boss of e-fab. So I just got to make these decisions. You have not watched 90% of movie in existence. You couldn't be anyone's 90% of the movies in existence. That's actually true. Yeah, shut up. To be fair. I mean, when you think about how many movies there are. That's what I'm saying. You probably haven't watched 90% 10% of movies. You haven't watched like 99.6%. I know. Wait, I want to cause a cause a war here for the fun of it. Rags. Why don't you tell Wolf what you think of Thor Ragnarok? Oh, I thought it was hilarious. I loved it. Okay. No, you're supposed to. No fight. Get angry. No. You're changing your avatar too fast. Try again later. So. Oh, we're talking about. Okay. So I'm stuck is stuck. I am trapped. Billy, what did you think of Thor Ragnarok? I was great. Ben, what do you think? I liked it. I'm sorry. Wolf, you've been you've been beaten by populace. Sorry. I didn't I didn't find any of the jokes funny at all. Oh, really? Well, you're wrong. I did. You have like a tinge of the tism. There must be like one or two. He found funny like what terrible taste. I found the the one at the beginning where Thor goes back to Asgard and Loki is posing as Odin and he sees Thor. And he's like, oh, shit. Yeah. I thought that was kind of like I got a chuckle out of me. Oh, it's all it's all good. Like I'm sorry that I didn't laugh at any jokes aside from that one. It does make you evil, but I will forgive you. Like I have no one to apologize to but yourself. Jake, you have. Hey, excuse me. I know exactly what I'm doing. You watched the first Lord of the Rings film and then didn't watch the sequels. Do you understand? Do you understand how bad of a person you are? Does it make you feel better to know that I did look up some cinder in? What? Even Wolf doesn't know. I looked up some Elvish in the meantime between films because I thought it was interesting. And then I learned some and I remembered it for 10 minutes and now I've forgotten it again. Well, time well spent. Wait, so is it just another name for Elvish? Is that the deal? Well, there's like different kinds of Elvish is what is what I learned. Elvish is like a slur word. It's like calling them Negroes. Yeah, it's like that's the whole species. Obviously, it's more than one language for a species. That's what I learned. That's like, you know, like, no, there's only human now. Oh, tree grows as well. I should. Those are the ends. That's an Elvish slur. I was just describing what a tree does. You're going to get on Treebeard's nerves if you do that. Treebeard's nerves. Yeah, man. You wouldn't know who that is. You never watched the second movie. Actually, I do know who that is because I think it's a ridiculous name for a character. How does that even know? Your name is Jay. Your name is a letter. Actually, it's three. It just sounds like a letter. I mean, it rhymes with gay. I got a lot of that through school. Really? I was about to bring up how silly my last name is as well. And remember, I'm not sharing that because Hi, Eric. Thanks for being so good. Thanks to me. I guess I was about to. Why did people not like you in high school? That gay? I remember when my class in like your five discovered the word gay lord, everyone was saying it about each other for ages. They found it absolutely hilarious. They're like, Yeah, cause only one person could be the Lord of the Gays. The rest are just his gay subjects. If you're going to watch the Lord of the Gays, you've got to watch the extended editions. You only watch the first Lord of the Gays though. Yeah, but I'm going to watch the second Lord of the Gays pretty soon. Also, yeah, we need to keep this going. Ben, Billy, can you condemn him for doing that? By the way, he only watched the first Lord of the Rings. The Lord of the Gays is it still has Frodo in it? I haven't yet. You should at least watch. Oh my God. Are you about to say this? I haven't seen the third Hobbit movie. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Okay. Okay. I fell asleep during the Hobbit movies. That's fine. Yeah, I just make sure that I'm not committing some sort of crime. You don't have to. I would recommend you don't watch the Hobbit movies at all. Yeah, I kind of want to, but I don't. I can't just only watch the Lord of the Rings. Did you at least watch the Lord of the Rings? Oh, yeah, I've never done like an extended marathon where you watch all of them back to back. I've never done that. But we can figure out how many night for all of them. I like them all, but Return of the King, man. It just dragged like the ending dragged on forever. Yeah, you need to have 48 endings. If you're going to have a movie that long, right? Yeah, it's hard to make a three hour film with that many main characters and get them all in. I can smell Wolf is burning right now. He's like, yeah. This is over. I might watch Mortal Legends. No, everyone. Oh, my God. Oh, Jesus. Hey, you know, Hugo Weaving is in Mortal Legends and he was also Elrond in Lord of the Rings. There you go. I didn't know that. Elrond Hubbard? Quite a sad thing. I guess he was married. So he's more like Elrond husband. So anyway, we have a running sort of bet on eFap because we're not huge. Wait, this is going to be weird because Billy really likes, but we haven't like put anything in. You can bet that you're right with with what? What are my weight? You're your your abilities to predict or integrity. Yes, my integrity. Mm-hmm. If you're wrong about this, there's nothing that'll do more damage to anyone's career. Minus three integrity points. This will be weird because Billy really likes the last Jedi, but I'll ask the question anyway. Who do you think will be the most inconsistently written character of episode nine, which this might work because I don't know how Billy feels about JJ's writing. You know, maybe he feels like something will be fucked up. But yeah, any take on this. You want the current top voted characters of Finn Poe and Luke, but even Appabend went with R2-D2. So, you know, you never know who you might go for. But yes, the winners win all of the dignity and respect. That's how this works. What do you think? And you can't choose Kylo. I think you can't choose Kylo. Yeah, you can't choose Kylo or Lando because we expect those two to be the worst. I think we put that we put the Lando rule in after solo. We forgot that he was going to be in it. And then we realized we're like, oh, shit. Oh, yeah, you're right. Of course, they'll fuck him up because he's an OT character. So we've decided to disqualify him. So yeah, any takes? I want to change my vote quickly. No, I'm sorry, you're not allowed to do that. No, well, you can't just change your vote. So you're saying in episode nine, which character will change drastically compared to how they were presented in the first two to rephrase it? Which one do you think will be like the poor, the poorest, the poorest, the poorest, the poorest written. And you can use any justification you want, really. Well, I know we said inconsistent. We did, but, you know, most that's kind of without being pulling the most inconsistent with what K with what the characters were before. And yeah, you obviously we can't know. It's just what do you think? Billy, I wonder if they'll get a good performance out of Leia. She's dead. That'll be in pretty. Yeah, but they still have her footage that she's going to be. Yeah, they have they have her in it. Like they've said that they've they they've pieced together if they filmed of her and they're going to have her in. So like, does that count? Like if you're using it? Yeah, it's almost like it's almost like a Star Wars weakened at Bernie's crossover at that point. Yeah. They're just running through the Diet Naga pit and the garbage shoot with her dead body. There's playing in the background. I think they'll probably fuck up Finn. I don't know. I feel like Poe Dameron is carbon copy like solo character. You know, he's just got the he's the cool leader or whatever. I don't know if they can really fuck that up unless they make him, I don't know, become a feminist with the purple hair. He'll die his head, but fuck maybe. Do you go with that? I don't think they'll go that far. I think I think Finn, I don't I don't know with Finn. He's kind of like the cut character anyways. I thought it was super cool like on solo. No, Poe Poe Poe is the solo. Yeah. Oh, and Finn is the sort of yeah. Yeah, Finn is like Finn Finn is there right now just to like be a diversion for Ray. So these things that they have this special connection, but we all know that Ray and Kylo we're going to bang all the male characters are kind of cocks. Not not Kylo. He's just angry white male now. He gets beat the he gets say he has to get saved by Ray and Ray beats him in the first one. That's true. He's literally isn't he literally a school shooter? Isn't that what he did to school stop? He's a slasher. He was before TFA and TLJ. You know, we didn't get to see that in in in present time. So that's his. Yeah, Kylo. Someone in the check called him Cucklo Ben. Cucklo Ben. Damn. What do you reckon, Ben? Oh, man, I want to say Finn too. He's almost Finn kind of destroyed the way I saw storm troopers too. Like I never just the entire concept of him kind of ruins what a storm troopers are lame now, which I think that I think they're not lame. I think that he obviously has some force sensitivity. So he was able to break out of the my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't he the only of the lightsaber yet? That's what I was going to say. He's the object that you can pick up. You can pick it up and press the button. At least for sensitivity. I mean, maybe fucking according to that's why you broke the mold. Remember, everyone you have it's it's within us all. The little kid with the broom at the end of last Jedi. That was a metaphor for the the Jedi's and the Sith have been hoarding the force this entire time for themselves and it could have been all of ours. What how would they hold the force though? They're keeping their just like they're because they make it up in their own homes and they're not letting it get out of their house. No, no, they make it a myth and people don't believe in it. So they don't try and everyone's words is a myth. Everyone has everyone has access to my force. It's my force, but nobody believes in it. Yeah, but that doesn't make sense because it was just 30 years ago that Luke Skywalker saved the galaxy and Darth Vader was the second in command of the evil Glock to Empire. Yeah, but the Jedi still made people believe that there was it was very rare to be able to use force at home and your to me or whatever. But it's a little sister's rare, I believe in it. Yeah, but you people don't believe in tuberculosis sometimes and they try and faith heal their children and their children die. This is all the way, wait, wait. Is like but what about in the prequels where they had like a whole system predicated on the fact that the force did exist? Yeah, but you had to be within the Jedi to even know about it. You know that there was there were not at all. I'm sure there was a Wikipedia. That's not true at all. You had to know about them before there was a Jedi temple isn't like there's a massive building at the Jedi temple. The Jedi temple was full of little kids. So they indoctrinated children and made the children think they had to come in at a very early age to become Jedi. But that wasn't true because no, because Anakin came in as a little grown boy. What happened to him? He started. It's because he was left. Like the magic prophecy child made by he was fucked into existence by the force. Yeah. He explained to me and why gone was Michael Jackson? Billy explained to me how important it necessary to Jackson with Kelly Culkin had a thing. Oh yeah, they don't do it to me. Billy has this an insane theory about why the the the like weird milking happened in the last Star Wars go for it and why go for it. Is there an insane theory? Well, okay, tell me what you always tell me about it. Because he's a pacifist. He has to use his powers to do pacifism things. But he's like running around doing the old. He's doing the old farm boy thing. He has powers. He cut himself off. He still has his powers. He just doesn't do that. Use them for war. So he goes and makes them so far from the force using his powers. You know, he's sliding around on those sticks just having a good old time being a sweet boy. This is what he does. He's a farm boy now. He's like milk rape is sweet. It's not rape. I mean, any any sort of are you vegan? Is that the thing? Because I think that I think it was clearly consensual. If that cow didn't. Yeah, I drink soy milk. Yeah, I drink. I just drink soy milk, man. You ever try to milk a soybean? There's something else. There's something else you always tell me though. It goes back to some other milk that he had or something. Yeah, it's for fanboys to throw back the blue milk on the farm. But this whole scene is him going back to be in the farm boy, Luke, he's no longer the young warrior that was swayed by the dark side and the light side. You know, so you're telling me that those those those elephant things with the tit ball sacks were just lounging around tattooing to know they weren't. There was obviously different animal because this milk was green, not blue. It has to be different. Lucas, forget that in the so the green milk was a throw back to the blue milk. The green milk was a throwback to the farmer boy. Yeah, I mean, green is a color and so it's blue. Yeah, but white is a color too. Well, yeah, but not everything's going to be white and green in space, right? And the next trilogy that's going to be red milk. Not everything is red milk. We'll cut them in half and drink their blood and he's going to call there is like there is pink milk, right? Have bad connotations. I think he should have sucked it directly from the boob. I think milk is actually pink. This was a sea cow that eats a lot of algae. So that's why the milk was green and yet he sailed it all over his beard. I was like, what are you doing? Like, I think I think that's just what he wanted to happen. Yeah. It made me uncomfortable. He's a manly man. He uses his beard. I was uncomfortable. Yeah. Who needs a milk mustache when you could have a milk bukkake? Yeah, I was going to say with those votes, Finn is once again the top forward one. You joining me on that, though. I actually think Finn will be the most inconsistent as well. And Jay, but Jay. I thought I was just a tweener, right? He's there to show that there's a third option. It's not light side, dark side. It's don't join. That's why he had DJ or whatever in the. Well, I thought that like Kylo was. Well, Kylo Kylo. Well, Finn's going to be the catalyst that gets everybody to realize that there's a third choice. Is it? I thought he joined the resistance hardcore in the second movie. Yeah. He joined that resistance pretty hardcore. He was going to die for that. Finn did. Yeah. But but he doesn't. He's he's still there's a third movie here. He starts. He starts. He starts as a little stormtrooper. He turns into the little sacrificial lamb and then he realizes, you know, that he can't just kill himself and make everything better because like suicide awareness month. So it's it's it's an easy it's an easy fix. He's just going to be the savior young Finn and we're going to be like something you'd like though. Or I'm saying like, is he is that still your vote for most inconsistent? Well, that's if they fuck it up, right? Well, I mean, if it's the perfect world, if Finn was being competent, that would be kind of a swash in character. He does fuck up a lot. I hope holder comes back as a force ghost. Oh, yeah, we need. Oh, God. Like you know, imagine her bitching at you for eternity or doing is the key to all of this. Has there been a pink force ghost yet? Oh, God. It's like if I could change my vote, I'd go for C3PO given the recent like potential leaks. No, with that gun. No, it's not confirmed. But like if I if I want to hedge my bets just like if that's true, yeah, he's going to be the most inconsistent. Yeah, but imagine we'll see through to that point. I don't know, but I kind of want to believe it almost. I mean, I would happily watch. He apologizes every time he obliterates a planet. Mark Hamill did say that was that didn't seem like a fan made poster. So if he said it's like, hmm. Yeah, but who knows? It looks like I found a poster, but it had clearly had leaks on it because it had the Knights of Ren on it. It wasn't just that it was the Knights of Ren. It was like a pose that I don't think any has been anywhere else. That's why it's like hmm. You know, they might have been in a book or something that came out maybe, maybe, but then surely someone would have dug that up and like where it came from. Hopefully anyway, someone's got images from somewhere that weren't available anywhere else. And I'm guessing that like and that same post they've shown C3PO with the bowcaster and the ammo belt. So I don't know. I want to, I want to think this. I want to think there's something in it. We had to account for Wolf. We are, we are bad men, bad. We insulted Willow in the last stream and a lot of people weren't happy about that. Well, I'm sorry that you guys like a movie. That's not good. They won the position is they want to hear actual arguments instead of just saying it's bad. And I have to watch it again. They brought the fact that we said it was like a clone of Lord the Rings. It is, but they're saying like it's a clone, but it did things differently. Is that somehow still bad? And I've actually said in the past that I don't actually too much mind clones if you do it well and change up enough stuff. If you copy a great story, you can still have a great story. So I suppose I should add some more substance to Willows. I actually did watch it because you're the one you're the one that watched it more recently. I watched it like three years ago and I was like, Oh, this is kind of garbage. Yeah. So like genuinely my position is I didn't realize I had to actually substantiates. I thought people hate not hated but knew it was bad like watching it. I was well, you know, George, you know, George Lucas has a midget fetish. Right. Oh, totally. Why not? Don't we know we brought up on the last dream, but he originally called the movie Munchkins. That's cause really midgets are the only kind of people that you can juggle in bed. Yeah, that's not true. Anorexics are pretty pretty wobbly snap. I saw Willow. I saw Willow in the theater when I was a kid and I liked it. Then I haven't watched it through adult eyes. Yeah, I liked it as a kid and then I rewatched it. I didn't know I was like 19 and I was like, Oh, this isn't as good as I remember it being at all. Mad Martigan is going to come haunt your dreams. Yeah. Val Kilmer's character was pretty badass. Yeah. A lot of people really like Mad Martin. That's fine. I don't think this, you know, that's not where I would aim my criticisms. There will be that everybody's hamming it up in that movie, which is just just, you know, like the woman that gets her baby taken in the beginning. I don't remember this, but she's like, you know, you will be stopped one day. It's the light. Yeah, that's okay. But we're a lot of movies. Just cheesy as hell back then. Totally. What I'd rather target is stuff like, do you remember the the evil evil sort of subordinate woman who like completely turns halfway through the movie to a good guy? Sorsha, her name is Sorsha. She, um, there's, funny enough, I found out there was a deleted scene that she was told that her father was killed, or at least captured by the evil witch and that that helps make her decide to be a good guy, but it's just cut from the movie. So she kind of becomes a good guy after Val Kilmer kisses her and tells her that he loves her and it's kind of just weird. And those, those two got married in real life, those two actors. They also got divorced. Yeah, yeah, truth. Um, and yes, it was really funny to watch her like, do you remember the scene of the castle where, uh, she's just watching him? They have like six reaction shots of her just falling in love with watching him fight. Yeah. Really fucking awkward because I've watched him be like, is she going to kill anyone? She's just like beyond in love. So yeah, she's like an extremely weak character. The, uh, the fellowship part of it, you know, like you get like all the, all the, um, what are they called? Nell wins, I believe the race of whatever. They all go off in like a big group and then like 10 minutes later, they all leave apart from two because like they're like, oh, our job's done. And they go back to the village. And I was like, man, that was, what about the little, uh, what about the little, uh, like fairy guys? They were like the comic. They were like, French midget fairy things, right? Oh, hello. How are you? There's the one scene literally that there's the scene where they had accents like that. And there's the one scene where they fell into the beer and they get all wasted. But no, I fell into the alcohol. Yep. Yeah, I'm trying to think of what funnily enough, you can find, I did a live stream with two of the guys watching it while commenting on like the pros and cons. The idea was that they made it black and white and zoomed in. So you can't, they didn't get copyright and mute it. Obviously. Well, we get the idea. So look for that and you'll be able to get like a live stream and the guy who set it up loves Willow. He said it was better than Lord of the Rings. So you'll be able to watch. Wow. You'll be able to watch me argue against that. Actually, to clarify, I think he said he loved it more. I'm not going to say he definitely said it's better. I can't remember exactly what he said. Point being Willow is a special movie. I can see why people like it, though. The nostalgia factor is came on the 88, didn't it? Well, you know, he can order a meal and everything about the meal is pretty bland, but there's like one ingredient in the meal that made the worthwhile, you know, like there's maybe like a really nice fresh truffle or something. I don't ever eat in a fucking truffle, but I imagine that you'll be able to tell a good truffle from a bad truffle. Yes. Yeah, got truffle sniffing pig. But I think that dwarves are kind of like that for movies, right? Like it could be a bad movie, but if there's a dwarf in it, it's automatically like whimsical and chill. So like that even includes like Danny DeVito. Like there's never been a bad movie. That is a good truffle. Yeah, he's a good truffle. So it's like you throw Danny DeVito or like little what's the little the Peck's name in that movie? I forget his name. He's like, you realize that's a sleigh, right? Is it in the movie? Yeah, you don't allow to say crap. Oh, yeah. Peck. Yeah, racist. Yeah. Crap. Give me some water. Peck. Oh, God. I apologize to the Peck. The guy I was watching it with was about to refer to that that he was like, oh, wait, is that are we is that is that bad? Like, I don't know. Way 19, man. The fictional sleigh. I think you're fine. Or not. I don't know how it works. I don't know. Strict. Billy is a pig. Get me, dude. Billy's a big fan of dwarfs like yeah, time. Yeah, I got spanked by one in Las Vegas. Yeah, yeah. He went to this restaurant where if you don't finish your whole plate of food, they they bend you over and spank you like your waitress does and he picked the dwarf waitress. No, I didn't pick her. She picked me. I think she knew she has whimsical powers when you deliberately not eat the whole thing so that you could get that. Oh, yeah. Well, the thing is if you're over a certain weight, you get to eat for free anyways. So I just kept ordering until I was full. And then aren't there laws against assisted suicide or not that's funny because the other restaurant is called the heart attack grill. So I've heard about yeah. Yeah, they they push the boundaries of decency and it's wonderful because this tiny little thing just started slapping my ass with a paddle. And I don't know like I felt like I was there. I was mad Martin again. I felt like a guest. Yeah, it was quality. Yeah, I want to I want to show you guys this just quick. I've posted a link friend of mine really likes to Kiro and he's found a really funny review for it rags. We want to just want to just read it out quick. I thought it was fucking hilarious that this is even something someone wrote. All right. Zade Litz gave this a zero out of 10. He said this game is simply unplayable. It is not exactly hard just require a lot of skill form player such as and lame such to sell. It's the kind of like that game has gotten a bits of bobs of controversy controversy. I'm planning on playing it once I fucking get done with Captain Marvel. But that's fine. I've heard it's good. Barely anything else. That's bullshit has actually been complaining about it recently around. So it's it's from software and the from software defense squad is going to fucking come out and anything that you say against the game is get good is like what character development story dialogue writing you just fucking get good. I got that even with when I was attacking DS to there's a huge portion of people that love that game. Oh yeah they cannot stand the idea that a from software game is just imperfect. Well there is a bit of the whole like you don't get it or you're not good enough or you you know. Yeah it's like if I say you know what this enemy's hitbox is kind of like it's sort of getting me and I not really think it's getting me because I'm looking at my footage again and they're like oh yeah we should you get it. That's gays fault. Yeah a lot of people want us to cover tonal to make a video about it. We have we can't just have tonal to every single episode okay guys this are you sure we don't know the greatest thing that has ever happened to this show tonal is the reason this show exists. Total the video as far as I have been told by friends obviously I told Wolf this I should I asked a friend to mine to check it out because I hadn't played secure yet and they hadn't seen it down with thrust video before and the first thing they sent me was why does he talk like a fucking retop? Did I explain that? But yeah two of the top comments on his video had tonal in it one of them is mine but I'm still very proud that we're make sure you download the video in case he takes that one down too. I mean I doubt he will but yeah sure I'll do that. Interestingly as well the the fact like you know how his fan base works it's like he tries to put out videos that hit the clickbait sort of thing so he doesn't he doesn't have much of a strong fan base it's every time he gets views it's from a bunch of new people like us talking about him I think is already getting people to keep an eye on him ironically if you know what I mean like he's got a fan base now that's strictly from eFap which I what I'm trying to say is like yes subscribe to tonal support tonal to keep having to make videos he's like one of our favorite contributors on this I like that people in the comments are actually starting to regularly call him tonal to yeah it's it's I eagerly await the day when I can type tonal to look into the YouTube search box and his channel will come up well let's let's give it a shot I wonder if you ever spoke like a video where he's addressing the total that's not like no not yet not yet yeah not yet we'll get other random things something that like call my interest that I thought it should be like just just magic so it's funny there was like this Twitter thread about how awful I am as a person obviously and the the thing that got brought up with the whole objectivity in art and how to talk about things object objectively and then they compared like they showed like a comment from someone who may or may not have been a fan of me or us or whatever but it was just something like something typical like you can feel however you want about it but objectively speaking it's poorly below and then they were like this is like a cult now and then someone else was like God I managed to avoid this cult for so long but it seems like it's getting bigger how did this happen and one of the comments was literally like a molar is one of the people who's popularized this new cult I was like what why do people keep well I was talking about reality a cult I didn't realize this was it's gotten that badly that people actually consider you know if that would have to be involved with it but like we looked at as a cult now really I mean I think we are a cult the cult of the toxic brood cult I accept being a cult it's I mean my discord has turned into a cult that happened Alexa no stop yeah I just she says yes master I don't know what to I'm fortunate I can't make a do that I will be quiet for you master like so many matter of time before we'll get that video to cover with people like unironically argue that we are a cult which will be interesting I searched for tonald and I found an interesting video called avengers is not a superhero movie that I really want to all is it yeah and fun enough the guy who made it linked me on Twitter and he was like I made this and he said it's a couple references to EFAP stuff in there I think oh I wanted to be real so oh yeah by the way I some people have noticed I managed to set up a very basic thing on OBS so that now whenever I remove the screen or add it looks really stylish instead of it being crap about that I noticed that isn't it cool I like it why am I looking at that and it's fine with the people talking oh wait what do you have the link for the wash together wolf oh I didn't I didn't click on it yet hold on I got it is like oh panda what's going on here what's he doing he's he's going around for violent stream to stay up so we can't really discuss it again yeah panda is best panda as pandas I sure do love all creatures from the world it's only been a few minutes but of course there's already there do at least one meme to show oh wait hold on why did we have to stop watching the pandas no reason at all I've had nothing to do with the people's Republic of China I love Tencent I'm glad they hit the force from the public like that was a good meme and also wait so the first thing I mean I felt like we should have covered it before but I've got there's three trailers and we can cover all three of them now cause wolves here as well as anyone heard of Tommy Wiseau's new movie the big shark I have why so why it looks incredible so yeah again control your volume on your end folks and I'll be pausing semi-regularly to avoid good old copyright I don't even I'm assuming Tommy Wiseau can we get Tommy on the show do you think do you think we can convince him I would love to but please try we're fucking people just to get Alex Jones that's probably not gonna exactly let's get Tommy and Alex Jones on the same show and just let them talk for five hours and we can just eat popcorn and listen maybe the aliens want to be our friend Alex Tommy that seems really interesting I just want him to say hello doggie to me this is a this is a film called the big shock and I think I'm gonna want to see this when it comes out oh I'm definitely see this me and my friend we're so excited to see this trailer it's like I want to go to the theater with wolf to go see it I want I went to watch the room and best friends in theaters with another friend because we're huge tell me why zoe fans and we lost our minds so we're wasn't that a two parter best friends yeah oh yeah it was okay it was amazing here we go do you get that on purpose don't be so mean to crack that's loud fucking sound effect that sounded like a punch from Ivan Drago in a in a Rocky movie right there yeah with like a higher pitch to it I guess yeah yeah this is this is intense see we got we got this whole amazing dramatic story going on apparently is a shock in this as well it's like Jesus how can they contain it a big shark who's that guy by the way is he any of the I don't know who this is but I'm interested to know I want to know if he's replaced by a different actor halfway through the movie just like what was what was his name they did with the glasses I can't remember his name you can't remember there's no fucking way I'm going to remember I should know this I feel like I need to whip out my copy of the disaster artist now figure this out what what the water and then suddenly it's how the fuck look at look at Tommy he's just smiling like this is totally normal is the entire place a bitch I'm sure they explained in the movie yeah this is cash you know the shock is going to be the main reason to come see this movie hello shark talk this is Tommy way so all the old guy that noise shark why is it so loud well that's how sharks hunt by making lots of noise I paid a lot of money for this I'll show it twice that CGI is so bad are you kidding are you kidding that's the best CGI I've ever seen in my life of the line yeah maybe in 2001 you'd be amazed how you're just a heritage has evolved that's going alive with shark milk and now you know what I want you know what I want Tommy wise though to do in one of his future movies I want him to write something that links to the old lady having breast cancer I want him to have a universe in the room and go up yeah oh yeah like it was his name Peter the dude at the glasses and then like in the last scene he just changes into a different person that was that's going to be set by prequel movie as well it's going to be a whole there's a whole plot while we need we need to watch the room oh yeah we could do that for a for our secret new project you know I've finished editing me you and rags is love the last thing we recorded if you remember should be coming all right it'll be fun do best friends as well yes yeah so next up is and this this game is pretty indeed nobody's really heard of it called doom that did pretty well here in there and they had a film adaption of it back in was it two thousand some families it was a while ago what was the no I had like Vin Diesel in it right the rock was it the rock rock it was 2005 how about that oh yeah so that movie I actually don't it's one of my like I like it is dumb but I like it and I totally get why everyone hates it because it's awful but they've decided to make another one and I'm guessing like I have no idea what's going on for like licenses or whatever or if this is some kind of because it's just we do it we're dealing with another extremely cheap movie for some reason that looks awful but it's like why can't doom dooms pretty popular like why wouldn't they I don't even like they're not even giving it to the people who made like resin evil you know the movies that are like pretty bad but still have a budget they have they're like enjoyable in a weird way but yeah we they're from the last yeah so let's I would watch them all again the like to dislike ratio is you know it's not perfect on this video let's let's check it out see what see what you guys think let's keep an open mind guys keep an open mind racist wow your mission one to doom slayers that's my mission every day it's an ad in the paper for doom slayers well I like the plastic guns yeah you can it's funny how like you can see cheapness and lighting and framing like it's weird that that's something you couldn't detect yeah like is this camera angle plastic props it's not a game anymore that was the predator sound almost that's not a real gun it doesn't look real if those guns were in plastic they wouldn't be able to like lift them wait is the doom guy a chick now yeah there was something about that as well she posted on Twitter that she's like who needs a doom guy and it was like oh god movie away it's Brie Larson again I don't know it's not as far as Brie Larson but it's still kind of like why it's just so strange that you take a series like doom which is the player base is like 98 percent male and you're like you know what this is the franchise we need to you push for girl power but when they like you know we're casting the rock you're like oh that makes sense we're casting he's like what is what is it it's funny because the rock one did even work but I'm sure this one will oh you know you keep saying oh man keep saying they're casting women you keep saying they're casting women for girl power but did you ever take a moment to consider that women don't get paid as much as men so it might just be oh yeah and we don't know what the wage gap is on Mars yeah that's true haven't even thought about it if demons get as much as male demons there's something that we need to look at this zombie wearing blackface the social commentary it's staggering honestly it just makes me want to watch the 2005 one oh I haven't seen this like ratio holy shit yeah as bad as I've ever seen that's it's one of the worst for sure like the ratio why the all the top comments just don't know is it is um it is 3200 up and 65700 down damn not looking good it's literally worse than you should rewind 2018 like and for this to come out as well so soon after the trailer for the new doom which everyone's just getting high before again then it's like oh this other doom thing like oh what wait oh the comments is great directors say your mission don't die the movie dies of the first trailer and then just the trifecta of trailers for some reason this is an e-fab we look at trailers why not this is one a lot of people wanted us to check out is Wolfenstein youngblood which Bragg's probably knows more about this than I do what is it exactly as a DLC or a game I think this is the next game and all I know is that apparently the protagonists are the two twin daughters of B.J. Blaskowitz why would you want to play a Wolfenstein game without playing as B.J. I don't know well to be fair the last Wolfenstein game you played as B.J. and I wouldn't really suggest playing it that's true hmm in which case this is going to be even worse maybe this should be the best of the three trailers outside of the Tommy Wise 01 and how did the first Wolfenstein like the new order not the first obviously obviously but like the reboot like that was such a good ass game and then oh then they because it's all about it had the first Wolfenstein had interesting guns that had interesting meaningful upgrades the level design was fantastic and so those are like the the pillars of a game of that kind I mean it looked good it ran fairly well it had it had aesthetically interesting and well-designed levels it was just a great shooter it was a great solid shooter game I even like the story and characters I thought they were pretty good yeah and so they should have just done that again instead of trying to go for less gameplay more cut scenes less interesting characters why would you play a Wolfenstein game without a B.J. yep that's what Wolf said probably worth saying as well according to the man in chat id software said they're not involved with the movie in any way shape or form on the distance from it it's like that doesn't surprise me yeah a tweet there was like yeah this nothing about us and it's funny because it's like they do it they would probably make a better doom movie if they would can you know if they were just doing cut scenes from the games probably be a little better like it's just anyway again several people told me to watch this so let's just check it out I don't even know if this will be bad or not let's go Nancy it's so much worse than I thought we'll trap the Nazis out of Paris oh my god this is terrible execution she's out of Paris oh my god Molly this reminds me of that one southern chick from edge of tomorrow oof I don't like that accent I know maybe it's not just the accent it's like the the speed at which they speak as well like it almost feels like they deliberately slowing it down like daddy did back home sounds stupid no phone calls no letters I'm BJ and I'm old he just vanished is that the BJ yeah he's got the gray hairs guys are a lot of swastikas in this yeah which means is that what's what's the deal with Germany right now are they still are they allowed it now or they they took over the world no I mean I mean Germany get like fucking said said games and stuff is that lifted now is it still going I think it's supposed to be lifted now because it's annoying so I have a friend who gets the German the lame versions of games my agents Oh God not her again let the country under a false identity about four weeks ago what the hell is this that is if he's keeping a look for it like down Z the face animation look really odd life code name Blackbird Paris Patacomes that's your leave he's in Paris you know oh my God her her face is tired well I guess it's just up to us gals it's just was made by like one guy in a basement I'm it's this is my fanfic my until dawn Wolfenstein terror twins wait I thought there was three of them was one of them like a handler or something yeah one of them was just the black friend oh let me show you something it's do or die yeah what the fuck was that I this looks terrible what's that again what's the point of helmets can we wait wait wait can we slow that down Velma Dinkley it's so oh my God it is let's hold on I'm a I'll give it a pass because yeah point it's set tonight one maybe I'll give it a pass we're going with going 0.5 speed here no you got to rewind it to the part where she's punched it and screaming now drag you guys drag it back to 55 or one of you instead of me what's the point of helmets okay I got helmet covered in cold hexagons because that's that's her spade that's her why is it you're setting me lady hold on I'm going to refresh my page just out of sync for me gets that into a punching bag though she's like so into that like she's like fucking hates that punching bag like like like re just like daddy told not helping their accents is it all right I'll take it back God Oh man I mean at least it's killing stuff in it you know yeah Oh look the same boring weapons from the last game I didn't actually play that do you play wolf I made a review on it I hated it yeah it wasn't very good it was awful the first one is so good though play the shit out of the first one yeah the first one is awesome the the old or was it the no the new order and then the old blood the old blood was fine it was kind of silly but the order was really good order and it works as a standalone to sort of like discount dubstep music right now yeah that's got to get hit with the kids of course it just you know I mean it feels just kind of like yeah his head is just gone this is my favorite song like this head just just just I hate that I this this bugs me in games when you shoot someone in the head in their head just disappears that that takes me out of a game so much you like it in before where they split in half and the two flaps are still there fuck yeah but whatever but when you shoot someone with a handgun their fucking head doesn't explode they just die it fall down when you can tell the head has disappeared and it's been immediately replaced with like separate entities that are like head pieces because they're like and completely different but yeah they do that and is it sniper elite they do something like that I'm thinking a fall at fall and fall out you see Bethes does actually really lazy and untalanted so they do so or it's just it's just random giblets that don't resemble at all what they came from yeah a lot of people don't know this wait do that again do that again guys you're weird fucking white people oh this trailer is trying hard to be funny isn't it you guys are weird feels feels really awkward doesn't it like dubstep was actually enchanted dubstep was invented during the second world war and was key to taking down the Nazis the first yeah it was actually a code we used just the noise of yeah the Germans they drop the dubstep on Japan yeah oh find his fucking a fucking a yeah uh fucking if you ever killed Nazis before we were born to kill Nazis so badass born to kill Nazis yeah that sounds like some Antifa propaganda Nazis this is someone in the game it's like you know they're not all right how fucking dare you he's white he's a Nazi let's die together me I can't wait to see that bit where they jump off the thing who knows what will happen why do I weirdly really want to play this now I don't get it bad things just appeal to me I guess literally the first trailer we looked at was the big shark so we understand I want to see that as well oh yeah um which actually brings us to the actual fucking thing we're supposed to cover today because those are just funny things for anybody who's like wait memes I'd be like still collecting a few of them the plan is probably next time we'll do it we'll do a meme intro instead of looking at trailers and stuff but yeah the idea is that there's a lot of videos out there try to get your attention you really do and a lot of them do you guys love the ones that like imply that you're wrong and they don't even know what you think yet about a thing what you didn't think with what you thought was wrong about that movie you saw so if you remember I believe the one we covered with cosmonaut was Remy spider my movies were worse than you think I think that's what he said yeah but all I did was remind us how amazing they are yeah we're gonna remember but he helped us remember how fucking good they are especially the second one yeah not a thing but we've got another one in that degree from a channel called brown table you're a big fan of round table right Jay I mean I'm aware that they exist I've seen several of the videos and all of their videos that I see I'm just like yeah I'm still aware that you exist I want you to appreciate the title of this video spider-man 3 smarter than you think and then in the thumbnail it says genius genius when did this come out let's have a look January 5th of last year no way this came out in 27 to 27 2017 hasn't made you feel to know that of everything I haven't seen I have seen spider-man 3 I think that makes sense it's a start yeah it actually makes a strange kind of sense that you've seen spider-man 3 but you haven't seen the lion king mm-hmm yeah gladiator or the last samurai oh I think I've seen this or braveheart or kingdom of heaven or the Shawshank redemption or the Green Mile or stand by me yeah or alien wait how dare you get to see the aliens that genius film good will hunting rain man have you seen Birdman probably not oh I've not seen bird man Ryan there's some you can guess he hasn't seen like with almost certainty they're saving private Ryan or life of Brian both I've seen life of Brian oh it's a you have seen that movie I've seen a lot of money Python name three holy grail I know that I've seen a lot cuz I hang on come on come on don't listen to me typing all right it's fine at least you've seen money Python in the holy grail yeah that's you know I guess it's a point for that all right have you seen the Indiana Jones movies yes even crystals go thank that's not oh my god your favor I know what we have to bring this up since you brought up Indiana Jones are do you guys know who Monday Matt is you familiar with him at all yes we know we had him on the show once and we were talking about Indiana Jones movies and he said well my favorite movie is the last crusade but my favorite Indiana Jones movie is the temple of doom what and we looked at him like what hmm and I said I said Matt you dumb motherfucker one day your ADS he's gonna catch up with you on a live stream in front of a ton of assholes and they're gonna tear you apart and you're gonna deserve it for that fucking comment and then it did yeah yeah but yeah yeah the last crusade is my favorite and I don't what's the metric for an Indiana Jones movie what is I'm curious how Eva would have said all those videos okay which one coming to good movie but not a good spider-man movie I'm like what I guess it's easier to future I guess it's easier to ask which one do you think is the worst the temple of doom or the Shia LaBeouf one fucking question temple doom is of course way better I didn't realize crystal skull is like oh I agree I agree but I've still I've still heard people maintain that the temple of doom is the worst I've heard offensive I heard a lot of people comment on how it's offensive I could understand if people think it's the worst of the three but that's like saying it's better to say it's just it's the least excellent of the three yeah it's like saying revenge return of the Jedi is the worst of the three doesn't take away from the fact that it's still a great film by the way I'm realizing now that the Monty Python I've seen a lot of because like I know that I've seen a lot of it I just like don't really register how I've seen it I'm realizing I've seen like a lot of just like I've context stuff on the internet because you lie to all of us on our audience okay yes you've lost your your reputation it went from zero to negative one now it's all right all I have to do is appear on e-fap and then it comes back as you watch the other two Lord of the Rings fills it'll get you easy points with Wolf I swear that's a good point when are we having that arrival today I feel I'm actually I'm hoping to plan up honestly oh okay let's do that now that instead of like now I watched Lord of the Rings it won't be like yeah you've watched it'll be like you about fucking time that's still better than not watching it hooray you're one step closer to being normal yeah it won't have like a lot it won't gain me points it'll just be like I stop leaking points out we are plugging the point hole look guys I think I'm plugging the point hole you guys need to be schooled okay Spiderman 3 was smarter than you thought it was you ready for this big blue screen it is oh that is a brown table there was once this yellowy just for any yes so actually has everyone seen these movies here yes yes yes a long time but I've seen them me and rags are probably the most up-to-date on them because we watched them like I want to say four months ago something like that yeah we watched all three of them basically back-to-back one was good two was great three was it was awful it was three right this is to this is three oh the train bit where he's fighting Doc Ock four months ago you say something like that I can't remember I was part of my three at Christmas so so what I'm I guess I'm I guess I would eat the whole Christmas I know it was the first time I saw it January February March April May June August September October November December then you turn around 2020 yo Trump anyway oh yeah that's a playboy people what I've seen happening with this scene is what's happened with the prequels it seems like a lot of people are now like unironically being like this was cool though if you look at it from you know like a fun silly way and if you're a pathetic soy boy who doesn't know anything about women or social interactions that I'm sure you think this is really cool how could you write so stylish outside they're into it look she's into it is that why you haven't seen all those movies because you've been too busy with women brags yeah definitely hell yeah I mean Jay oh Jay Jay do you know allow you to believe that there you go yeah movies fuck movies women are way better mom doesn't count Jay that's why they put so many women to make that joke and that I was like oh and now whatsoever I love videos that use emojis to make their points I just feel like that communicates to me as that's what they're for emojis are for communicating an emotion to you is that so bad an emotion why do I like you robot I like that he put his water mark at the corner as though he thinks anyone would steal this video we are stealing the title and you're thinking what do you mean spider-man 3 was absolute it was terrible bad my opinion but to say it's actually smarter than when realizes is saying a lot Billy do you like spider-man 3 oh no they tell for grace should have never been venom oh I thought maybe I thought maybe you would like spider-man 3 because Peter Parker 10 turns into Onision and you know it's smarter than it had any right to be oh this is like bring back all the nightmares I had of this awful movie the thing I think like correct me from wrong rags but we thought it was bad then we rewatched it we were like holy fuck this was oh it was oh man it's awful this movie's terrible when we looked at this and we were picking it apart Jesus Christ in a handbasket it was some serious cinematic embarrassment wasn't he supposed to be like cringy because he's like overly feeling himself because the suit gives him the symbiotic so that you like would take some risks and have lesser morals not become what the hell ever what even is this because because he's a goofboy that never gets out of his comfort zone and when he does get out of his comfort zone it's super cringy but if you look at like Roosh Vee and all the pickup artists they're this level of cringy like they all think they're super fucking woke because they know girls fall to certain predatory tactics and they get this boost of confidence this is the exact thing a pickup artist gets yeah yeah like I'm not even good at getting like people to sleep with them they just try a lot and then sometimes no it's a numbers game yeah you find the one girl that was down to fuck anything anyway you go through 99 women they're like oh this is terrible and the one girl looks like a terrible yeah so let's look around on your asshole so like people think that it's like well this is what Toby thinks is being cool I'm like I don't think that it was a mental it's not my Toby it's what it's what Peter Parker would think was cool because yeah yeah but imagine if Toby McGuire did this on like a daily basis the best thing about wire do you know about Toby McGuire and his Hollywood history like he is one of the biggest scumbags in Hollywood okay so there's amazing it's amazing like that there's this movie that came out Aaron Sorkin wrote it was called Molly's game and Michael Sarah plays a character in the movie that's like a fucking sociopath and it's all based on true life like Toby McGuire it's it's a it's it's an amazing he's he's like a fucking sicko that like messes with it's a poker game but the character is playing like how he messes with people's minds and manipulates them like he crushes them at more than poker and he like gets off on it and it's all based on Toby McGuire in real life so one of the chat called him bully McGuire yeah the real bully boy that's kind of what I would have gotten from it's like oh he's gonna be a more of a dick now and you see like just change the waste piece was like this whole dancing down the street sounds like is that it's like oh the venom stuff's pretty embarrassing right it was like yeah what a dick yeah it's like he's smug I guess I could imagine h.pomica doing that oh definitely it's not even just it's like the editing as well like they show the crowd as if the crowd is like this is so fucking cool yeah it starts to make you think like maybe they weren't self-aware about this they thought it was working at the time I don't know pretty reacting from James Franco when he's usually so bombastic tell it to my father can we can we take a moment to point out that if your facial hair looks like that fucking take it off oh yeah that is coming Pete I never felt better how's the pie I actually like that because he says that right after he he he says it that way for yeah he tells Peter that he's dating MJ now or something like yeah I think so yeah yeah yeah really good yes like it it's like the smuggest reaction ever and I love it yeah there could be great scenes and terrible movies right like well I mean it was it was two words but it's a good they squeezed it they squeezed it in there he's using his example of like wooden acting I guess I would be like no that's that deliveries now it was great yeah yeah you can't even do your own video we're doing your video better than you're doing like us it's genius so we'll give a chance now for Spider-Man 3 we have to look back at its past the back at it Spider-Man 1 was a good movie especially after the pretty good start to the X-Men franchise in 2000 okay Spider-Man came two years after an absolutely dominated showing off a colorful fresh side to superhero movies then Spider-Man 2 premiered and it was flat out amazing well he did the tonal thing this is what Spider-Man does I like that he's just said those things if they matter of fact it's like fifth second or basic and I'm like well yeah okay okay don't go into it just say that I actually remember watching it in theaters it became one of the best superhero movies ever okay that had a hand in destroying Spider-Man 3 unintentionally was Batman begins huh oh so Batman movie is the reason why Spider-Man 3 was bad I watched this film we were constantly saying well of course it's terrible after all Batman begins such and such and such reason and oh yeah so we saying Batman begins raise the bar too high I don't think it's gonna be about that I think it's gonna be about the tone probably okay you can't blame Batman begins for Spider-Man 3 when they had Spider-Man 2 I don't like the idea that people were afraid of Spider-Man 2 is goofy whatever it's like no that film gets really serious in many oh it's great yeah well sure but it Batman can be goofy in parts and they'll be self aware about it like how do you know that name yeah like that's super goofy dude the best one is it doctorized where she goes you want to give it to an I hated Batman vs. Superman but my mom's name is Martha so it's canon that I'm also a superhero I guess a movie that shattered the superhero movie genre why did you mean on Batman's crunch no you know why the dynamic duo news are really no no that's just a bad pole he wanted to do a transition I guess Robin's Academy and everybody knows it game of down-to-earth hard core tone knows a really dark gritty reboot oh it didn't know I don't I don't agree the spider-man 3 feels like spider-man 1 and 2 but I mean fuck how do you quantify that this is the thing me and rags watched them one by one it wasn't like we went oh wow this is all the exact same thing except now we don't like them because of how superhero movies are gritty or something yeah I I I can't really remember much about Batman begins it's been so long it's just like an image here in there so when we watch these movies we were just pointing out all of the awfulness in spider-man 3 like it was like a film it was like a film from bizarro world it's not like our argument for it being bad is that one scene where he dances it's like nah it goes way beyond that talking about all the villains what spider-man's doing in that film fucking acting is for sure a thing that's weird is going on if you're gonna shoehorn venom into the film like cast him correctly right the way they resolve Sandman he's just like I don't fight him all by I think our thing was what I brought up is Sandman starts to cry at the end I'm like how isn't he melting himself with cry my face was the director and tears spider-man 3 and another thing that hurts and milk was the director who while a fantastic director seated to the loud obnoxious fanboys everywhere what they wanted venom what he gave them venom I don't think no they didn't he didn't he gave them get over McGuire would have made a better spider-man I could have sworn it was forced they thought the story was that he didn't want venom at all and then he had to like he was forced to yeah he was forced in right that's what he's saying he's he gave into the fans but he gave into I don't remember being the studio was coming yeah the studio the studio the studio was just saying the fans went the venom so let's give him venom they they're clamoring for venom let's put it put him in there and Sam Raim is like okay you're gonna fuck over my movie I'm gonna fucking over by casting real life Peter Parker and Donna from that 70s show is Mary Jane Watson what's up even if you took venom out there's still so much it's not yeah it's not just venom like even the story gets cut into when you have to write him in right yeah noxious as a writer studio demanded yeah as far as I know that's I wouldn't call it giving giving up or giving in I think that's a bit fanboys everywhere they wanted venom he gave them venom now spider-man 3 became this mess that we have now and there's no denying that it has its problems but it truly is good thing I found you in this alley I think it's true I'm curious how he's gonna argue that got something going for it and then it's smarter than I think you know every point he's made so far you like you guys have made better right like that's the will that is impressive yeah every couple people said it's not hobgoblin is green goblin no William DeFoe was green goblin fucking discount green goblin could be called hobgoblin I don't care no no that's totally different characters right this is green goblin too isn't that what oh well I don't actually give an official name in the movie but I'm pretty sure in the comics his son was supposed to be hobgoblin so they probably comply he's not the real goblin wait he's actually called new goblin it's smarter than you think because they prefer to have a green goblin is new goblin they should have called Kylo Ren new Darth of his gay lovers called nobgoblin there is yeah I'm happy to concede I'm probably wrong cuz I it's not like I read the comics I'm just saying he's not green goblin at the very least it'll be confusing if we call him that new goblin it is anyway let's find out how we've all like hobgoblin hobgoblin then you think hot goblin no no wait nobgoblin right that would be a nobgoblin yeah he's the robin of the goblin dynamic duo he's like dad do I have to be nobgoblin he's like yes well I'm the fault so I'm taking your guide probably yeah yeah huge gripe that people have with spider-man 3 is that Toefer Grace was cast as Eddie Brock or Venom instead of being this huge hulking guy from the comics he became this scrawny little guy what's cool about this what's cool about this terrible decision is what's cool about this they didn't have to buy him first-class tickets to fly him to the set they put him in coach because he's so compact and tiny maybe it was just a carry-on for another more famous more talented actor maybe how you severeed expectations I don't know it's cool about this even though they could have done it better is that Eddie Brock is almost like an evil Peter Parker think about it yeah that's the idea sort of yeah the bugle but he's an asshole and he's self-centered or is he or is he yeah that's the kind of shit I put in my April Fool stuff just what I think I know the answer is you start asking stupid fucking questions or do you I cheat the system to get ahead but am I really a bad person I want a staff job sir I have a girl that I intend you know after watching whiplash I can't look at J Jonah's and not expect him to start punching people were you using them verbally you dragging it's not my tempo I kind of want to watch it again I really love that move we're looking for down there there's no Mars bar this stupid little dream this is front-page stuff amazing night yep this is much better than I remember it also I so weird cuz she I associate her entirely with the Jurassic world Jurassic Park yeah oh my god that's her yep that's her dad directed Han Solo film film right is she in any good movies the movie almost makes it seem like Peter's the bad yeah if you guys notice we're nearly halfway through and I haven't heard one argument yet he's about to make his first argument I think it's like wow well here's the thing it's like man what a part of these videos though just keep people feeling like just keep people like he's saying being said it's relevant until the video and they feel like they can leave and then people watch it and they're like I enjoyed that I think he's still fucked up because he's less than 10 minutes he fucked up oh wow get over 10 minutes Jesus I'm caring about his relationship with Mary Jane at all making him the stupidest boyfriend ever yeah yeah we that part of the movie is really fucking bad too like it's the way they do it you're like why is Peter literally the worst piece of shit on the planet right now it makes no sense he just spoke to her by the way it's like alright and it's like this is the moment that they met it's kind of weird that he's just there's so much about it it's like why it's like the movie's like yeah but he's being a bad man you're like yeah I got that thanks Gillette told me that approaching women in any capacity is a man bad fight about three is the response to Gillette this someone adds to your care for Eddie Brock as a character you can tell that this is a man who has fallen to the lowest of lows and had to cheat his way to the top oh that if you have to cheat your way to the top you're a bad person that's what cheating is right like yeah it's circumventing the rules of fair play to get what you want that's not a positive trait I don't know we do well this guy you know he uses clickbait in eight minute videos to prove a point so he thinks that he's okay I'm curious what the grand thing is here is he actually trying to argue the venom was a really well-written villain like you really want to take that position okay I'm begging you if you do this I will lose everything well you shouldn't have cheated there's not a paper in town there's no city I love I love that part of the film is not it's like you murder someone you're like don't tell anybody I'll go to jail you're like yeah that's how it works like it's like yeah I don't want you hired at those other newspapers because you'll fucking literally shit it's like he's like yeah you know like you know please take pity like no you've decided to sell false information to a newspaper are you stupid yeah there you go when you really do see in the movies the good and bad in every person we have the good side of Peter Parker and we try out for the varsity for the cheerleading they're being kind to each other this means that we saw the goodness of them is right and it's bad side we also have here he's I wouldn't reference the fact he's trying to defeat a villain as his bad side I love those special effects he's got amnesia I know that face he know the eight feet and when he's you want Peter to live you're gonna do something for me you also have Eddie Brock's good and bad science when he's normal and when he's venom point of the movie but he's a bad guy when he's normal you just said that yeah he's bad both ways a bad person his character is that he's bad person here look at his teeth no it's about revenge and forgiveness uncle Ben meant the world to us but he wouldn't want us living one second with revenge in our hearts I'm happy to concede the movie wants to be about revenge and forgiveness maybe that was the least saying but it's very unearned and strangely put together something I noticed as a pattern is a lot of videos that are like oh here's why this movie is actually really good they just list the movie is trying to do yeah I'm telling you whether or not they achieved it it's like look yeah it's clearly trying to do this therefore it's good regardless of how not and sensical the execution is oh yeah but they tried to do this this was the goal I was like yeah to impress a channel like this you've literally just got to like stand up in front of a camera and be like this movie is about this and what it means is this and then I'll go oh that's really interesting because it is about this and it means this but that makes sense when we're living in the participation trophy generation so all these all these kids are like well you know actually they tried so let's give them gold star let's give it I mean I never had a patient a trophy I never got them I didn't know them yeah you were that bad they wouldn't even give you a participation I was trying to get you there she's like I got participation did you did you though hmm it's like a poison they can can take you over hey just like what's happening to Venom I get it that means the theme is consistent is great it's like it's like a black spacesuit from from from outer space and it gets on you and you can't take it off and it's weird but it's kind of like that wait what are you talking about she goes oh you know revenge oh you know revenge it's like a black spacesuit from the beyond you can't take it off you know it turn us into something ugly people have two sides to get an evil side oh shut up you fucking faggot with your people yeah no fucking shit I mean is that is that true though I think that's really over simplistic yeah actually I'm not a fan of the ideas like people have two sides they're good and bad like some people are just really awful terrible people can be impulsive and I don't know let's see yeah it's just like are we going anywhere else remember the second ones theme or whatever you call it was a Peter choosing between the life of Spider-Man the life of Peter Parker that was the yin yang or the opposites which is it makes a lot more sense to me like he has to adopt a hero personality that can get in the way of his normal life the idea of just like everyone is good and bad and you're like yeah around table here is trying to he says this like it's news to the audience like did you know that people can be good and bad did you know does anybody else know he's like he discovered this when he was watching the last movie to talk about something like that is spider-man 3 let's be honest oh yeah that's all for grace good and bad anyone can be corrupted by negativity and hatred another important topic is how public perception frames these characters while spider-man might seem like a grandiose superhero this is absurdly zoomed in I just realized probably get a copyright he better make some amazings fucking stellar argument in the next how long he got two minutes because we love this movie people love this stupid fucking video they rated insanely highly and I'm like how the fuck to people like people will just consume whatever shit they hear the guys for reference I'll put it on screen in a sec but that's the that's the frame this video this video come out after Stanley died oh man that is really I'm not sure before that's that's massive yeah that's what it's supposed to be and this is how far he's zoomed in Jesus Christ is doing copyright actually yeah you can't blame so I can't blame him for that I mean you you can just flip the footage and we'll keep it under a second house a lot of things you could do I don't know yeah okay anyway yeah but I was gonna say he's got very limited time to make an argument and he's probably got a plug at the end to shitty video these characters well spider-man might seem like a grandiose superhero he's just a guy from Queens I still can't believe what's happening to him Sam why is news who thinks this is new he's just a normal guy who goes to the bus he's explaining the characters of all the blood thing going on in their lives that oh my god yeah it's cool that we we get that normal guy story in the third movie of a fucking trilogy right like it's by the third movie we really want more that normal guy story I don't think there's a spider-man story that doesn't have that part of it the fact that that's him that's spider-man like spider-man has powers akin to an arachnid spider yeah that's sort of his thing many people are afraid of spiders did you know my spiders are smarter than you think you can see into the future I from Queens I still can't believe what's happening to him Sandman is pegged as a monster but he's really just a man trying to save his daughter bullshit that's the most basic take you could ever have like that's the that's the film that's what the film says the film is like oh he's trying to feed his kid and he's going around he's trying to murder cops and he's being any fucking villain like oh people say the Joker's a monster but he's actually just trying to send a message about society yeah like just Walter White has cancer and his son can't walk Thanos isn't a monster he's just trying to save lives well that's true that's true like these are all technically true it's just really boring he's just swallowing the obvious thing the film's trying to say it but the X it's like it doesn't matter how poorly it was executed it doesn't matter how nonsensical it is it doesn't matter anything that actually happens in the film what it's trying to do is this and therefore it's good public perception plays a huge factor in molding their life on the chat saw me muted for three seconds it was like oh wolves go on to get another pizza Spider-Man alienated after a supposed image from the Daily Bugle shows him stealing my music it's emotional how do you get into this guys he's getting to the emotional heart of the character is a monster but he's really just a man trying to save his daughter public perception plays a killing people molding what characters will become Spider-Man becomes alienated after a supposed image from the Daily Bugle show me like what the if you can't even tell what that says I I demand owes his colors the colors this is fucked up I want to know who I demand is he's like a hero it's obviously cut off from sider man he turns apples into delicious alcoholic beverages sider man he feeds the colored folk this is a controversial video fuck those I'm stealing money from a bank this is people were voted by any blood perception changes to one of disgust Mary Jane is her spotlight taken away from her after her name is removed from her play these are things that happen in the film you're right yeah these things characters have a bad thing happen to them and it changes the way someone looks at them sure and there basically is no more public perception for her as she is now no longer famous I mean she would have remained famous at least a degree even if you don't get your name take it off something and everyone immediately forgets I literally only know of three people and those three people are determined by the names that are written on literally all five people and the fucking Mary Jane that they're all people I have no capacity for a long term memory yeah after I watched Terminator 2 I just completely forgot who Arnold Schwarzenegger was because I didn't see his name written on things I'm sorry who we talking about I don't know that I'll never forget game is removed from her play rest and spaghetti is no more public perception for her as she is now no longer famous she's now just another person walking she's just another she was always just another she instantly became just another person remember if you're an actor you're not just another person bolt is a she's just another worthless ginger disgusting peon that's what she is now nothing he's just like the rest of you disgusting back to forgiveness and revenge almost every character wants revenge on another Peter wants revenge on flint for killing his uncle Harry wants which by the way was like a retcon they were like he's the one who did it you're like I thought it was yeah okay all right fine revenge on Peter totally forgot about that pointing out he wants revenge on Peter for killing is yes just because everyone wants to get revenge doesn't mean it's good he wants revenge on Peter for not letting him save his daughter and he wants revenge on Peter for not letting him save his daughter I don't think his door dies in this movie does he just mean in general that he's annoyed that he won't let him save him I want you just let me break the law all he has to do is go to a different city and steal spider-man operates in this city move out of it you'll be fine I had to kill those cops they look to be funny trying to kill him I love my God revenge on guess who Peter for taking away everything he had yeah Peter again it's not remotely sympathetic it's like he shot himself in the head and complained that Peter didn't get in the way one of his eyes is slightly off-center and that's really putting me off every time yeah cuz he's just not looking at the exact same direction what's there also what's over there useful thing you can see both these characters have a choice or let revenge take over all of them forgive except oh my god one of the ever seen in my life and revenge ends up destroying him no the pumpkin bomb and yeah the pumpkin bombs to be fair this movie has its bad moments I thought the dance routine was fine vitamin 3 is still pretty awful at times holy I thought this was genius I mean yeah you can still be genius while being pretty awful at times wolf jeez all right it's so empty and vapid and it doesn't make any points and it's just so basic and you literally just you know people always say that we are the ones that just recount the plot but at least we say something about it what what does this guy said about everyone wanted revenge you guys missing this it's genius oh great you you understood like the very basic theme of the film that the film literally told you revenge killed rock okay revenge killed him like Aunt May's like revenge is bad and this guy's like the movie is trying to tell us that revenge is people actually post it in public in jack-o-lantern bomb and check little angry pumpkin it's like a wackier version of raindrops keep falling on my head from spider-man 2 it fit all right into ramy spider-man trilogy now one gripe that people also have is the movie's three endings viewers complain that ah this could have been an ending in this spider-man swings at the end now if you're saying this you haven't been paying attention I love it when people say that I'm together he's too much attention any flaw he's like nah it's actually genius you just need to think about it more this is the end of the conflict the resolution the resolution also continues in this scene one could argue that this is the end of the conflict of the resolution but then this is also the resolution okay this is a type of afterward from the author the author being Peter also started the movie with the forward and lastly this is the epilogue though usually the after what is happening right now no it's not the epilogue it's in thanks for telling us the progression of the scenes and not saying anything about what he told us was the order they appeared really there it's like all right tell us what is this hey tell us what we were paying we weren't paying attention to also started the movie with the forward and lastly because he told us more cogent than this he just starts all of the movies with like a you know he's like who am I you really want to know I am spider-man at the end he said something to is like yeah that's that's how they all go I guess him not swinging is a pizza this is the epilogue though usually the afterward comes after the epilogue this scene is devastatingly important devastatingly important what's so devastatingly it's so important that I'm without this without this scene Mary Jane's impending rape would make no sense the after credits the after credits guys not goblins reams indoor I couldn't call myself rape goblin this is bad optics I couldn't call myself that I'd like to sing on stage for the rest of my life with you won't you get hungry so she was doing the pizza right yeah yeah you have to go to the bathroom but you get it though the beginning she said she'd like to be on stage for the rest of life and at the end she's on stage even though she's lost her big job get it you get it you didn't you didn't know I didn't I didn't know the scenes that were in the film no I'll be there and then he was that's so fucking brilliant how a character says he'll do something and then he does it something as simple as go to a fucking address and walk inside it's a meaningful rag it's so masterful what a fucking masterpiece of a film I will arrive at this location later see I have arrived on they like their relationship is like it ruins at the end of fight about three anyway right as far as I remember because it's like they dealt with a whole fake breakup but he was being an asshole he also kind of Bailey kind of cheats on here and then also hobgob knob go and sorry died right when she was kind of dating him and he turned like there's loads of baggage I don't know oh oh thank you oh my god you forgot about the footage from Batman begins did you have oh yeah you did you're right I you know whenever someone does this I'm always like did they get all of them like they didn't cuz what a worthless film the table in the icon is orange was video yeah it's not brown at all it's orange you know what a worthless video this was how many subs does this guy have and how many likes it's disappointing as shit so much work into videos and they get like no no nothing for it and then this guy's just like yeah here's tell me about say it's the worst video with covered wolf please please don't know no I'm gonna say it's the worst video we've covered it's like one of the most incoherent ones definitely the top comment is Sam didn't seed any ground to the fans they forced the Sony force to have venom like that's the first comment you're really you're really missing the point of this entire video and I'm actually making a video right now to show you how genius this video is this video this video is literally confirmation bias the video for everyone that likes Spider-Man 3 yeah like you pull it up yourselves the second top comment finally someone makes a great video about this everyone just likes to bash the movie would point out the dance scenes they don't mention that the symbiote was making Peter act this way did anyone think that wasn't the case when viewing this film yeah I totally forgot about that part no wonder I didn't like it I just completely forgot about the entire plot they should have just had the rock play venom yeah I would have I would have I would have preferred just give us the wrong thinking about a fucking doom remove sand man it's so crap it's like my daughter's dying also I made of sand so someone in the chat said Spider-Man 3 is actually really good there are scenes in the film where themes occur hey I never thought about it like that honestly you've made me see Spider-Man 3 in a completely different way now perfect analysis oh what a different way yeah what he just told you what the scenes were do you think if we like asked the people who liked that video like what they learned from it they would be able to tell us even a single thing you probably like yeah there's a theme of revenge or whatever you like mm-hmm like okay yeah the movie like literally explain that to you almost made in the movie says revenge is bad Peter yeah this is what people watched it people watch the video and they had already forgotten about Spider-Man 3 because it never really mattered that much in the history of Spider-Man and they're like oh yeah maybe it's not so bad they don't have to go back and watch it so they just thumbs it up for not having to go back and watch a movie to let you know it's sucked they want this video in minute this video just kind of explained what they're supposed that the film was trying to do and it didn't go into all of the places it failed miserably along the way and so people like oh okay yeah it must have been good yeah but I mean yeah people don't pretty pretty clickbait though right but it's more than you think yeah like it's the inverse it's like the inverse of cosmonauts title on it what was that like worse than you remember I think it was worse than you remember yeah I'm going through his thumbnails now and he senses the word ass with an asterisk instead of one of the esses you know how dangerous that word can be as a tag he censored the tag face like he says it ass with the middle s with an a with like a star instead of the s yeah that could be another word that could be that could be abs he could be talking about as like my favorite part of a rhyme it's glasses ass the writers said the symbiote is supposed to represent heroin all right okay that's great but next up this is we I don't need to prove the watch mojo is clickbait so we already know that but I thought this would be an interesting like topic in general it's the top 10 worst fan service moments in movies and then we can also talk about how much mojo sucks but uh you know I don't think about that have you covered them yet I think you have right Jay have I commented on my fucking video oh shit yeah yeah they actually did do you guys know that they left a comment on my video like I called them out like you're having a title that did not describe in any way the content of their video like things you missed in Captain Marvel and the video is full of like it was full of 90s references like thanks I definitely oh yeah they yeah that was so subtle you probably missed it they came and commented on my video like oh yeah watch mojo is clearly running out of ideas the cool dad like yeah we can play along and make fun of ourselves too and I'm like that's nothing like what I said it's not that you don't have ideas it's that the ideas you have you make them shit like there's nothing wrong with the top 10 list as an idea and you could totally make a good video called top 10 like things you missed in Captain Marvel the thing is they their version of it is terrible they should have a top 10 best moments of e-fap sorry I've been angry about it for a while and I've not got a place to talk about it yet what you that's the secret of YouTube right aside from your channel the other side from that I'm gonna make a whole video on it but well I mean why are you picking on the little guy watch mojo is just a struggling YouTube channel 20 million subscribers as well and that is a mystery that's not even a mystery they appeal to the lowest common denominator and the dumbest motherfucker that watches that is like oh you know actually notice it was from the 90s so I'm pretty smart like this makes stupid people feel smart about themselves oh well it's like it's like it's literally it's literally an adult's blues clues where Steve is like blue what is this what is this bread here is there a meat in between the bread what could this be and the kids are watching at home like no that's so much Steve that's so much and I was watching watching mojo like oh yeah no that's the 90s I saw a nirvana I saw a nine-inch nails shirt yeah no these stupid crashing into a black buster and Nick Fury has a page here things in the video they use the pager as a separate point I'm sorry that's like item seven is the fact that Nick has a pager like did you know that Nick had a pager like yeah because he calls it a pager and then Captain Marvel says who are you paging well you may have just dialogue in the film that was meant to be heard how could you miss it like if you got up from the theater and went to the bathroom maybe you'd miss it so anyway here we go this should be fun I did take a couple of bathroom breaks during Captain Marvel luckily I saw it four times lucky piece of shit yeah Hollywood nobody likes a tryhard welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting this is from Phoebe by the way guys why are they just like it's publicly sourcing the narration now is that what's going on they just let people just choose the right I'm Phoebe I walked in and I'm someone let me leave until I tell you 13 things you didn't know about the left side of cabbage can we can we get a Tommy Wiseau narration welcome to the top oh my god no wait and Alex Jones narration and the video can be like there's 10 yeah top 10 moments the government revealed itself to be a lizard empire the lizard people are being controlled by the clockwork elves like I'm damn bill the birds down our picks for the top 10 worst fan service moments in franchise movies before we begin we publish new content every day so be sure to subscribe every day yeah but and ring the bell to get the last Jedi doesn't that make you angry no I love the last Jedi don't don't you guys get a rationally angry whenever you see that in a place it's there get angry well eat that don't get a rationally angry whenever you see much wash mojo mmm yeah I just did that already said much more I've already got my anger it's okay I get a rationally angry when people in their sentences and prepositions but I hide it really well I disagree with that also yeah it's an interesting fan I just saw on Twitter we will I will show it by pay one yes and it's I'm just you know what this is the best compliment I can give for it I was actually about to look at it and be like oh this this wasn't made for eFap because it's too good that was like oh my god it is but it is by pay one yes it'll be the best start at about our latest videos for this list we're looking at the worst attempts at fan service or Easter eggs in film attempts at fan service and Easter eggs okay like when they inserted the 90s into captain yeah I think that's just tapes for 70 in the 90s look she's gonna wait for Megan Fox long fingers she does have freakishly long fingers if you like I wonder if she's a witch hold on I'm gonna picture because cuz I was I didn't notice this before but someone I don't remember who pointed it out but once I noticed it I couldn't stop noticing it if there's anything you take away from the day it's that Toby McGuire is a sociopath and Megan Fox has but poke fingers they're if you can if you find it I'll throw it up on screen then yeah I'm trying to find a good picture but she's like doing all these weird poses with her fingers everyone's saying she has toe thumbs yeah that means in past life she like killed an Aida baby she was resurrected that that's the toe thumb right there oh wow do you think on one of her feet instead of a toe around and it's like a whole chain of different body parts like on her on her toe it's like an ankle she's like how she could grip things with her feet like penises okay let's go on but yeah I mean she might be the villain for the the knob goblin win his own I think it actually match knob goblin yeah I think I think it may as well I can't find any pictures of the fingers wolf racks check that shit out on J I guess what this word is when no way good that's right is that at least you're not wet I'm not a plumber revenge is mine oh my is that they would have a big oh right they went his house he's got a tonal like he's got a little medallion hanging off his lap yeah that's a tone is that a tonal tonal like Wilson bowl is that oh my god it is yeah when you're fat I guess that's that's the idea is that she drew the frog old that's free ease revenge is goggles crew did you just miss gender bail in oh sorry I'm I it's it sounds like a family are you is they went a lady or a bailing dude was that confirmed yeah I asked him okay when I mean you asked him I mean I went in the chat and I was like are you a dude because I don't want to like I don't want to say the wrong thing sounds like masculine does it I figure it does what would you what would you guess Billy and Ben bail in does that sound like a guy name or a girl name sounds like a nerd name it makes me think of like bail wolf or something that's the same for me but a girl vision okay when sounds like somebody who learned elvish just to say Thanos's lines and game I'm gonna leave that anyway back to Megan Fox's waist of course members are out of the running so listen I was wondering if I could ride your home give you a ride home in my car that's funny as one was one isn't even terrible rest of terrible this one's like the only one I've seen was transformers one and watch and watch actually I want to see bumblebee cuz John Cena's in it oh that's probably what's good yeah poisoning my mind that's probably what it is bumblebee wasn't great but it wasn't bad it was a decent film I haven't seen it no number 10 and service overload they actually get a day each of these that's gonna be funny it's just so what I said load terminator genesis terminator genesis was like well it's nervous while also mocking the movies I was about to say she said attempting fan service so I guess I could agree with that they attempted to do something a little bit of fan service is perfectly fine and can be a ton of fun but a film should not be shoving callbacks into every other scene rather than feeling like a logical continuation to the legendary franchise I mean yeah the whole movie I guess you could argue right can you argue that for like 10 minute three as well or is she gonna I don't know it's kind of arbitrary so many three still feels like it's trying to be its own thing but it's like a clone of 10 minute two like a bad clone they received in that one scene where John Connor was in the car and he was like don't you remember I still a vista baby teach you stuff all over again you like yeah it's not like Genesis which has got I've not seen Genesis every other line from the trailers is listed for lifted from one of the originals the thing is they go back to when those things happened you know so it's like is it fans or is there like they'd have to it would be bad if they didn't have it in some way you know like they recreate this scene for example it's like they kind of have to if they want to be accurate what was it fan say people in the chat were saying Terminator Jared Genesis tits package just with the tracks being replaced by inferior remixes that's an interesting point I was gonna say like I'd happily concede they tried but this film is super insulting to anybody was a fan of terminator old man Arnold taking on the T-800 was entertaining enough to watch but there was no need for a non-Robert Patrick version of the T-1000 to show up for a battle she hates Asians no diversity for the T-1000s apparently Kyle Reese the T-1000 is the machine that it makes sense to not be played by the same active yeah show up and copy someone it meets actually no I'm pretty sure Robert Patrick arrives looking like Robert Patrick I swear that he meets a copy he does he punches a cop to death almost but he doesn't look like him but never mind but he does look like Sarah Connor at the end of the movie so he does more so I'm totally okay with that but apparently the base model is Robert Patrick if you want to know okay is that in the films or is it just like law that's been written for I would just assume is it goes the same for Arnie it's like they actually isn't it like the T-100 is in the first one then the T-101 is the updated Arnold and the idea that they all look like Arnie is in the films now thing but yeah the T-1000s have been shown to all look the same I'd have to check I'm not up to date I don't know if it contradicts anything is what I'm getting at well this is the thing I the T-1000 being here was just dumb the fact that he's an Asian dude just like all right I guess he copied an Asian cop why not number nine frenzy transformers couldn't you argue everything in transformers is unless she's gonna be more specific Michael Bay has perfected the art of gratuitous fan service but this entry has nothing to do with motorcycles or low-cut shorts arguably the best of the franchise the first transformers pays tribute to the cartoon sound wave by introducing a new miniature deception called miniature deception deception unless she actually meant that he's deceptive deceiving people by being a bootbox I mean I mean we can't assume that we cannot assume let's give her the biggest benefit of the doubt listen to that again first transformers pays tribute to the cartoon sound wave by introducing a new miniature deception called frenzy no you're right you're right it looks the same it looks similar enough to call the deception it's literally just back over it you can be like you have one fucking job to read the word that we're on the script yeah yeah it doesn't matter if you're doing a bit on transformers fan service you don't even understand the word decepticon what the bad guys are called I'm not trying to excuse why I'm not trying to excuse like the fact that this is shit it's just like I'm pretty sure why they made the mistake oh we know why the reason we know why is why that's why it's funny if she said a minute just sandwich we'd be like you know if I'm just like if I was making content and I didn't give a shit about my content I might make that mistake and not fix it too what was her name again Phoebe I'm so sorry baby so sorry new miniature deception called frenzy who breaks into Air Force one into a stereo ignoring the improbability of having a random boombox lying around in 2007 a significantly different boombox in 2007 that doesn't sound too unreal no I think we're still listening to CDs back then right I phones had just came out at that point so I mean there would be a transition period right I think it's fair enough they still had them in my school when I yeah so I'm pretty sure you're just underestimating how much like an actual CD player back when I was in yeah I must have been like eight nine maybe ten so that's roughly run the same time hmm the deception would have to be really miniature to be like an iPod at that point so they have to go with the boombox well I think there was a miniature iPhone deception in one of the movies what was even the point of this reference was this inclusion simply done to prove that the creators actually watched the cart what he's hiding as a piece of technology she's saying that it's so unbelievable to be a boombox that it must have been fan service must have been I always figured it's like oh yeah I would react to the same way item that you wouldn't bat an eye at boombox it was a brand boombox because then we know exactly what it was in there yeah I mean can you imagine if she was just like that's an evil boombox decide to like shoot it to get with an axe and everyone's like what the fuck are you doing shower it comes out as a deception and tries to kill it it's 2019 if you walk into a room and there's a boombox in the room are you like oh what the fuck is that what is that doing in here if you're in a military body hasn't removed a secret military base you could be suspicious of like all the random boomboxes showed up I would question especially in 2019 but I wouldn't it wouldn't make me go deception scan it for bugs or something to give them the absolute benefit of the doubt I don't even think I go that far I just be like somebody left their stupid boombox here it's fucking carol and accounting again let's see where stupid love mixtape dumb bitch number eight Deadpool X-men it don't think you can call this fucking everyone hates this especially dead bull even Ryan Reynolds hates this did you ever see the end of oh yeah Deadpool 2 where he's everybody but everybody but J you can call it failed fan service I suppose I hate it that's what that's the list that's it belongs on this what I mean it's kind of like this is such a boring comfort way to do it if you just like it's just times where they did a thing that was for the fans and it either worked or didn't yeah the whole point of the content is to make vacuous shit but at least I happen to enjoy watch mode regularly there my plenty of this stuff plenty of this stuff is incompetent vacuous shit this is this is at least competent yeah I can't masturbate to regular porn anymore I have to masturbate to Pahoby my life now origins Wolverine ladies at you spending years in development David Benioff script this first Wolverine trilogy spin-off would eventually incorporate contributions by Hugh Jackman himself skip woods and David Ayer during this time he could tell a pool it was the most like OP thing ever they just chop his head off like oh all right he looks like a baraka from Mortal Kombat isn't yeah he has an adamantium skeleton right I guess won't hot adamantium can cut through adamantium I don't know and once he was adamantium like yeah hey how does he bend his elbows with his claws and his his arms you get I guess I mean it can you get can you sure he does Jake can you prove that like obviously again obviously there's some suspension of disbelief since the claws for Wolverine are already like silly enough but I'm that's kind of crazy his clothes inside they show it though it all the way into his like forearm his claws that's why it does weird so weird yeah it's like does it go like past his wrist and down the bottom of his arm we'd have to what there is a scene where they show it like an axe right but even still Wolf is right that we'd probably let them get away with some stuff so but that you got met swords that come out of your hands it's like wow that's a lot of work you know that's way worse than just a sword made of adamantium like you could have that disarmed from you if you can do this and it works and do it but that's okay make it they write it to where it works but it's like the assassin's creed knife it's like an actual knife in your hand but way worse yeah because you can't turn it around or twist it or flip its direction or swap hands with it but not in a good way while we understand taking liberties can sometimes lead to great success this was not the character to try this with would it work with any fucking character to have done what they did it's really weird it's like this character that has amazing powers completely because it's a what are they doing like cutting powers out of other mutants and putting into them or I don't think the problem is that they took liberties with Deadpool I think the problem is that they took the wrong liberties with Deadpool and put him in the perfect wrong context to appreciate his character exactly yeah like they could have done it with literally anybody would be the same problem because it's just like not a character even speak literally just have the same character in it and don't dead don't associate with him with that big lead that bull doesn't talk at all right yeah Deadpool is not much of a talkative character he's more of he's more of a sword arm guy like a a stoic wise character that always saves it always has swords in his arms like that's that's the dead boy I know I miss the laser eyes I must swad on Deadpool not only did the Merc with a mouth not look like his comic book counterpart it's crackers jaw was sewn shut we won't even get into his superpowers here luckily the later standalone Deadpool films would do the character justice it's probably one of the worst moments of attempted fan service in like movie history potentially because I can you imagine being a Deadpool fan watching this movie who had been paid oh yeah there's there's no fan service in this at all it's like this is it's like taking a shit up and yeah this is Joe Biden kissing fans on the back of the neck I'm just seeing the more close his adamantium skeleton I'm thinking surely it would work the other way around that metal melting melting metal is going to be weaker than the the hard you might think that if you were smart yeah you're wrong because when softer something hits harder something then the softer one slices right through it it's hot like if you like imagine you had a like a like a bar of metal like just like an aluminum bar and let's say you had a knife that was made out of butter right yeah and you just cut right through that that aluminum bar as that happened the film he swiped his claws came off and that Deadpool's like the fuck you do it he's like I don't know metal Batman Batman forever I like to love the car after Tim Burton's Batman returns pushed the Dark Knight into heavier territory Joel Schumacher and Jim Carrey were brought in to lighten things up while Batman and Robin feels like a straight-up goofball comedy Batman Forever has a couple of head slapping moments that foreshadow the caped crusaders impending silliness despite maintaining the gothic aesthetic of Burton's films Schumacher seemed inspired by the 1960s Batman series including a line that only Bert Ward's Robin should have dared to utter holy rested metal Batman yeah I I don't have anything she's right she's right about all of that place and way to on the nose Batman forever's throwaway joke is a testament to the film's identity crisis because he's mad martigan bitch that fucking that movie is crazy though like Tommy Lee Jones is at his hammiest he's trying to out hem Jim Carrey number six anakin creates c3po star wars episode one sure i don't know why i don't know if this is what i mean it's like do fans want that like what yeah i think that just makes a lot more questions than i mean yeah especially if oh i don't know i didn't feel i was like i was young at the time so i was like that's a thing i'm aware of but other than that i just wasn't i didn't yeah i don't think we need to go back and watch this movie to to prove whether this is wrong all right let's just take the hobie's word for it take a break what we're gonna do is while uh we're on break we're gonna watch the Phantom Menace and then we'll be right back to wrap up this e-fap later tonight we're actually gonna watch the phantom thread because that that's more a piece of pleasing to get poisoned by your fucking lover than to watch phantom menace again yes isn't he great he's not finished yet as the destination is already known like it doesn't change anything that he's there even because the way they they are they they just make it so he turns up on the fucking tentative or whatever by the end of the third one you're just like why did you even do it it's just so you could have c3po like what i call winky dinky dink that's the thing you know the temptation to tie everything together can be overwhelming but certain things are better left to the audience's imagination besides serving as the first chapter in darth vader's origin story the phantom menace seemingly couldn't be deceptions sir is the urge to expand upon c3po's backstory in it we learned this seat i mean i do you think they should have been left out of the prequels but like okay i don't know i think that c3po was a major deception shit you can't you can't leave him out of the prequels right that's the whole the whole movie was based on these two little fuckers who would take away the first from rebels in here i guess we're about to find out the universe feels rather puny when the main characters seem to always run into each other number five that's so bad wasn't the story supposed to kind of be loosely told through r2d2 and c3po's eyes based on uh lucas ripping it from what hidden fortress it's really about them really about it it is yeah it's really about family it's about family it's about it's about robot family i remember damn did he human i remember that c3po on a rare twist rise of the planet of the apes demonstrated the proper way to pay tribute to this particular line tim burton's planet of the apes callback by contrast comes across as forced instead of endearing switching things around by having michael clark dunkin's ape deliver an updated version of charlton heston's iconic quote the film should have just gone ahead and winked at the audience yeah i miss michael clark dunkin he was awesome i know i can't be mad at him for anything he does it's badass and everything to recapture the magic of the originals green mile planet of the apes ends on a truly bizarre final note green mile is so depressing yes green mile only exists so we can come to terms with his inevitable real life wasn't we have to watch him die in that film wasn't he in the scorpion king i think yes he was yeah yeah with the rock yeah yeah wow fight weird the film is weird i need to watch it again and i don't i don't care he's my favorite part of the daredevil movie came out with ben afleck that's tim roth by the way the guy who plays the bad guy in that movie planet of the apes what are you seeing right now it's just weird there's lots of really big actors in that movie for all the wrong reasons this one looked at me number four birth of a name solo a star wars story it's annoying some hot here's a lesson on how to please wasn't fan service i don't that was what i mean is this that was it's attempting to be fan service though it's the thing i think but i don't even i don't even think that's what i was trying to do i thought they were just i'm they thought he was smart to be like this is the origin of his name get that out of the way this is the only second you guys wanted to know how we got his last name right we're like i just assumed that his his parents were mr and mrs solo i never gave a shit but you didn't kind of find out how he got his name come on everyone know that was really was we needed it because otherwise i actually i actually know his name was at at the theater i went up to the production room and i rewound the movie back again to watch that scene a second time because it was so mind-blowing it answered everything all right some people do think it is it or would you count it as fan service i mean it depends i guess on just how lose of a definition of fan service you're going with because the idea is like they do it to please the fans that is fan service right and it's that shadow for this i thought they did it just because they thought that's what you're supposed to do in an origin film and they were they were idiots anytime you go prequel you try and shoehorn in things that tie it to the later one just because you have that ability not often do we go back in time with films right like i think that it's clever oof oof just said please look up the definition of fan service it's it's fan service it's not exactly i don't think there's a different definition for that oh fine we'll look up your fan service i just i'm searching for deception of is material and a work of fiction or in a fictional series which is intentionally added to please the audience but you could describe anything is that though intentionally added to please the audience no you smooth the very expectation this is the thing i'm arguing so that it wasn't added to please fans it was added because they were just writing a story that's an origin they were like oh yeah he's got to get his name because that's what you do in an origin story because that's something what you do when you're like 30 is you get your name yeah yeah it makes complete sense and i love if something being added to please fans makes it fan service then was the first set of triple tits and total recall the original total recall film was that fan service or only the second set of triple tits in the remake fan service i think tits are a fan service no matter what well there's a triple it's er calls every film past a new hope for star wars fans i don't think i'd like i don't think i'd like triple tits yeah i'm right oh come on no no i think two is a good come on no because then you could grab both of them and no one's feeling lonely yeah unless we get that's what your mouth is for uh that's fair yeah but that would be weird because you'd have what you're sucking at titty and grabbing two others at the same time have you never been in a three-way with a girl the one tit removed it's awesome it's weird oh my god because your hands would be up at the same level as your face you could do that in a three-way world like there was you could do that if there were four boobs there you'd just be neglecting one like you don't you know you've got feet haven't do that i guess you could do that you've got two feet so then you need five things no everything matches you got two arms she's got two arms you got two legs she's got two legs you have one penis you had she has one generally vagina but she has multiple holes come on come on if you're only using the whole i knew billy would take it here eventually i was like man it's been a while i've been talked about triple tits so honestly if i don't talk about sexual weird stuff i'm not doing my fan service i know the um the dathmore moment compared to the hand so like to me i'm like oh yeah dathmore was absolutely fan service but the hand solo naming thing i was like uh this seems like a really awkward piece of writing that they didn't think was weird at the time for some reason i felt like the dathmore thing was trying to be set up for another film that's oh it's definitely that so too yeah but they're also like absolutely like no one really liked this did they this isn't very good i think fan service is something added to a familiar familiarize with the fans that doesn't build uh under the plot right it's just there it just exists oh i got that reference i got that reference and then and then it's like a fan like the fucking one the guys from the cantina show up in rogue one on a random other planet that they have no business being on that's what i'd call fan service i mean yeah they could it's not in the movie they make really great space martinis there at that one specific that was a deleted scene for sure i can't wait until we get their own movie explaining exactly why they were there um and how that guy got it like those balls on his face like yeah ponda baba ponda baba was born that way so guys i actually got to get going i really appreciate you guys having me on um and and i will uh i will see you guys when you guys come on um i think next week or later this week are you cool with all three of us coming on oh sure okay absolutely assuming everyone's available all right we'll see what happens with that uh what day yeah the 11th is it i think we're yeah yeah i think we're shooting for the 11th and you have time and time zone even though i probably already was told that because i'm stupid it's uh we usually start around 5 15 p.m pacific time pacific pacific we shall so that would be eight for me which would be we're five hours apart so that would be one a m for you one for me on wait does that mean it's friday for me at that point yeah neat yes all right then well is that you and billy are popping out or is it uh i'll stick around for a little while longer cool all right then um it's been fun and uh do you want to do you want to give a little quick like thing about i'm on your channel slash drunken peasants and why everyone yeah yeah yeah everyone check out drunken peasants on youtube that's the show billy and i do together and then i have my own channel i do a show on there called the altered perspective which is very similar to drunken peasants and billy does his own thing he does mostly music and live streams over on his channel you can just search for billy the fridge you'll find it youtube.com slash overweight yeah slash overweight oh there you go but yeah yeah thanks for having me on guys uh it was a lot of fun good stuff yeah yeah uh and yeah we'll see you on friday i guess all right see you see you later bye bye so let's see what ends up being number one shall we lately hella characters mystique star wars hardly lacks for beloved personas but few compared to harrison ford's han solo with disney turning star wars into an annual event everyone's favorite smuggler earned a spin-off movie that answered questions never even pondered by fans um what who are your people this is kind of confused because it's like to guess the intention of whites the whites are my people to get the intention of uh fan service is almost how you determine it right and it's kind of hard to figure it out every time i suppose i mean i guess if you really really were one of the 12 people on the globe who were like yeah i always wanted to know how hard solo got his name and you were with this you'd be like oh yeah this was great fan service i love the way that this guy told this guy his name and that was his name it'll be like you never wondered how he got his name you'd be like oh it's like i wondered how no no no you kind of had to know that these star wars stories only exist because of fan service right like like they they wanted to show why the death star had a little blow-up button and and rogue squadron or the fuck that what he was called a star wars story and they they they everybody's complaint about the original movies we learned why han shot grito first here because of woody harrelson's character you know about shooting yeah it's just like it shows you why things happen that people fight and complain about the entire thing exists because of fan service i don't think that familiarity drives it asking why did han shoot grito first nobody asked but disney was gonna fucking tell us like he shot first because he knew he couldn't trust even his best friend woody harrelson from cheers you know he was from cheers you're right jay's not gonna know what cheers for fears i do know what cheers is don't lie to the audience again jay come on i know it is never watched it cheers is like the cantina scene from star wars but but an entire series and and no and no star wars it's not that long ago in a galaxy very very close by george went is job of the hut among the dozens of easter eggs solo cleared up any confusion surrounding i was gonna say of all the things she could have picked on any confusion surrounding the name and that his name is han solo like i don't understand what makes no sense i don't get it his original name was han deception deception being the hero's name but the explanation was totally unnecessary and did little to further han's mythos apparently solo is a reference to han being an orphan honestly we liked it better when it was just a name well it's like one of the things about the about han solo's character in the han solo movie is that he wasn't really that cool or interesting or likable and he's just like i'm here but you don't you're like you're not han solo who are you you're like some wannabe who isn't really hey man all the characters were telling him throughout the film that he's a good man and then it turned out at the end yeah except he raised a shitty kid to kill him not a good man okay not that bit god we're talking about that bit that's a different part i mean i really like the idea with the power of writing like if han solo was some kind of real thing he's like finds out it's like you wrote me son i'm a shit dad thanks for that disney like well i don't know he just seemed that way oh it's more luke's fault because he you let him stay with luke right the creepy uncle right and yet luke is the one that gets to go to force heaven and han falls down a pit yeah well han can come back as a force ghost and he just goes he just sits at the cantina all day that's heaven for him yeah solo we could even play the music like number three role reversal star trek into darkness dying to strange is car there's nothing wrong with learning a thing or two from a masterpiece but some new ideas need to be brought to the plate to warrant revisiting a classic story so they're probably complaining about the fact that isn't in the original spark dies and then the remake no wait yeah and then it's the reverse yeah i guess my name is con solo i'm deception so the idea there is just the the whole film is fan service again but sure you know star trek into darkness wants so desperately to be the modern day equivalent of wrath of con that jj abram's film ends up simply aping the original what jj abram's film apes the original have you heard that before i hope you didn't at least he didn't do that with star wars and star trek yeah things called star or something besides reintroducing characters like benedict cumberbatch's con and alice eve's carol marcus into darkness predictably hit new lows by going as far as to copy wrath of con's iconic ending just with kirk and spock switching roles number two does kirk die no only for like five minutes right yeah spoiler i was so i was it is so tense to wonder if kirk survived just well hang on is this free will be chris pine is kirk in that right he's gonna be he's it's not the last time he's being resurrected seemingly for no apparent reason well he uh he left star trek now right he's out i'm thinking about wonder woman well he got resurrected isn't he in the next wonder woman film how couldn't he be like a great grandson of his day i swear you told me this i don't i wouldn't i don't have no i got no information on wonder woman well you're the source i'm citing some when did i tell you that when if you don't even know know about it then i don't i swear you told me this it makes me a lot honestly it can't be because i've never known anything about wonder woman i watched it when it came out i didn't like it that's as far as it's gone with us and and the next one is like in the 80 1984 i swear he's billed for it i'm gonna check well if he is thus news to me so you're telling me now i swear you told me yep he is he's billed for it according to the chat saying that it's in he's in it yeah so you told me that and now i'm telling you that and it's news to you that's that's how information works there you go indian the the spinner of the balance that was the balance of the force that was the decepticon covenant indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull put down gun you got it down gun i'm glad nobody shot me oh god i forgot galadriel was the evil russian in that steven spielberg's indiana jones series is an insanely high standard to expect any film to reach with that in mind it may have been more prudent to avoid including any obvious reminders easter eggs are generally harmless but a poorly timed one can drag the audience out of the experience especially when the reference adds nothing to the story during the hangar 51 chase scene indy snacks into the arc's crate but moves on without giving it a second notice this could easily have been a random box but create oh wow i forgot how obvious they made it i thought it was gonna be like the same label look guys the arc of the covenant is in this box do you remember good films it's embarrassing they could have it could have been cool if it was just the same label and number and we see it in the background then it's just an easter egg but no now it's like a look at this great 9906753 was chosen to get a cheap rise out of fans sadly kingdom of the crystal skull had not earned this cameo this ain't gonna be easy i agree with fio beyond this they're making another one of these films right i believe so yeah yay not as easy as it used to be number one all of the cameos ghostbusters oh okay why are you pretending to catch ghosts we love 1984's ghostbusters as much as the next person but there's no reason to bring everyone back for a cameo paul figs ghostbusters reboot stops dead in its tracks whenever a bill murray or a dan acroyd show up oh is that is that what it stops is that where it goes downhill but up on that it's great it was so funny if only these white men didn't ruin this perfect film for us it was it was the narrative of the video that these things are damaging the content they're in right so she has to try and say it you're like come on we all know the movie was terrible option of the subtle tribute to herald ramus none of the cameos managed to actually be funny or respectful no you only lack the proper equipment like a garbage truck to hang on to the back of with some being downright mean spirited considering the plot rarely treads new ground is a septic on in the background or deception i don't know we needed to comment on the backs only intensified the sentiment that 2000 intensified the sentiment all right we're nearly there now you get the classic like that's our list what do you think tell us about the most worst blah blah blah you agree with our pics check out these other great clips from watch mojo and be sure to subscribe and ring the bell to be notified about our latest videos oh she didn't say mr beast videos you didn't say what do you think well she sort of implied it like if you agreed with it or not like do you agree with our things and half of them are like also dude if they end up like removing the bell and doing something else so many videos are gonna suffer for real bring the bell over the people of the future like what bell god it's kind of like when people ask for video responses and it's like oh that doesn't happen anymore you got to prepare for the future like ring the bell won't be here forever i think we should start saying polish the knob goblin the point was supposed to be that these videos progressively get worse but i have to say i think that video is way better than the spider-man 3 1 it's the uh it's the next one the one i'm excited about no this is from lupa we're getting progressively worse this one's short as well it's so me and rags have seen captain marvel i believe jay has billy have you seen it four times in theaters is that real really yeah like it uh it was fine i like have you liked uh you saw yeah it's fine so you saw it four times okay i had plans to watch it with onision um and but i wanted to watch it before then so i didn't get spoiled so that i knew that i hate whether i liked it or not it was because i gave it a fair chance so i watched it first then i saw with onision and then i went on two two dates afterwards to it because girls pick movies okay all right well so you're at doormat is what you're saying no let's put it this way i'll watch a shitty movie four times in theaters uh it wasn't that bad i i wouldn't watch Wonder Woman four times in theaters that was way fucking worse than captain marvel that's a take oh wow well uh yeah and as chat pointed out three watches means wasn't bored four watches means fine now exactly exactly oh i saw i saw blockers four times in theaters because the theater i go to has really good i'm just like more like taking a bite by the fact you you know anise on yeah it's my buddy yeah this video is called the real reason nick fury didn't page captain marvel and so it's obviously going to be referencing oh yeah with the magic galactic as the captain marvel put together because kevin feige kevin feige kevin feige like he talked about this already i think that's gonna be in this that's gonna be in this video yeah well even kevin feige isn't immune to criticism so we're gonna see how valid this is and then waltz anyone who hasn't seen the movie so the obvious information he only needs is the that pager is given to fury in 95 so why didn't he use it in all of the apocalyptic events of the mcu we're gonna find out as the post credit scene in avengers infinity war and the final few minutes of her recently released solo movie have proven captain marvel is like the kim possible of the marvel cinematic universe call her beeper oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no also this music j you familiar with this track the da da da da da da da its like a every fucking loop of video yeah i i've seen one of their videos before i'm familiar with this music mm-hmm I've seen enough of them it is if you want to reach her major Marvel fans know the story shield agent Nick's Captain Marvel like Kim possible because her live-action movie was disappointing yes that is the connection he was drawing so wait he kept this pager for like 25 years and at no point he thought maybe we should upgrade to something a little bit better that's she created it she created the page yeah Captain Marvel created the not upgrade your device because she went to radio check yeah okay at any time better than anyone else ever could ever well I didn't know she made it okay yeah why would he fuck with her her crete acknowledge so that's fine that's not the problem I haven't I would watch the movie I don't know anything about it I was asking a question will have sounded a lot of reason quit mansplaining Captain Marvel at the tail end of Infinity War after Thanos snapped his infinity stone-powered fingers and killed half of all life in the universe sorry if you can see infinity in Captain Marvel said many years earlier Carol Danvers hands fury his pager back before she leaves earth to help the scrolls locate a new homeworld telling him she made extra special enhancements to his trusty communications device and to only use it to contact her when there's a quote real emergency happening Thanos decimating the universe is certainly a real emergency no one denies this but what about all the other crises that have gone down in the MCU did they not necessitate a call to Captain Marvel and game I have and maybe maybe this will be an incident in game but I kind of doubt it it's like Captain Marvel will be seeing wherever she is half of all people disintegrating and then she's like oh I'm being paged better go check that out that's a good point actually yeah why would you go to the page the page it was if this was the first time she was paged by fury then she would know it was very necessary that she goes and checks it out after 20 years why maybe nothing has gone down on earth since then you know maybe it's just like what if fury was like we got this this dr. Doom guy he's trying to kill us she's like literally Thanos just like to have these like yeah yeah yeah but dr. Doom do that later it's we well she's still she can still go check right like I'm hoping they will account for that as fast as she can travel through space you'd think it'd be like a minor inconvenience I mean I'm also surprised that the Kree are unaware of Thanos considering that it's very strange that if you as well a galactic Empire you'd be aware of Thanos and the Chitauri going through different planet systems why Ronan worked for Thanos and Ronan might have fed them intel that Thanos was just fine how do you hide that how do you hide what how do you hide the fact that he's going from planet to planet killing half of all life people actually know what this is like there are survivors like half of the people are still alive he stopped he stopped killing half the planets though because he had a new plan right no he does it in the beginning of it kills half of Thor's people yeah well that was just to prove a point yeah he proves it by doing it yeah I'm just like I'm thinking like Captain Marvel receives the page saying how about people have disappeared and she clearly she she would just think yeah it's happening fucking everywhere me the page didn't say anything the page didn't say anything the page that he needed her it was a beacon it was a beacon she has to show up to be like what's wrong like obviously maybe earth knows more now and maybe she's been back to earth because she has ties there she has earth yeah right we know that well Kevin Feige said that you know he said that she we don't know that she hasn't been back to earth we don't know that she hasn't been paged before we just haven't focused a movie on it just now we're figuring out the pager exists the last two movies but this movie was based in the 90s which are all concessions because it currently doesn't make sense oh it's gonna it's good if if the like Captain Marvel 2 is like Nick Fury paging her in the early 2000s it's gonna get so fucking with like what constant yeah emergency but well we'll let this video set that up wait until we finally know the answers to all those questions sort of movie news site slash film did the world a favor when they asked Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige in a recent interview why fury didn't contact Captain Marvel sooner like say when that gigantic wormhole barfed up a bunch of aliens over Manhattan in the original event yeah an intergalactic alien invasion you know you'd think you think but you wouldn't think but you know you wouldn't think that because he put together the Avengers initiative to deal with this so he wouldn't have to call her they were literally test run it was seconds away from nuking one of those populated cities of America yeah and and he thought his people could handle it and he had to trust his people because he didn't want to have to he wanted to rely on some space woman and yet he does in endgame well he because he was gone now he's like well I'm about to fucking float away now I'm gonna call wait I want to get the thing before he called it before he poofed yeah I think I think he felt he felt it coming right because before spider-man poofed he was like mr. Spice God feels so good tell the future though when I can tell yeah maybe you're right that event was so bad that the world security council launched a nuclear bomb at the city Nick Fury had to run outside and fire an actual bazooka at one of shield's own planes to try to stop it that's some rough stuff if captain marvel is the most powerful character in the MCU and if she's apparently strong enough to help take down Thanos why hasn't she been spoken about in connection with the Avengers until now yeah the real reason is that she's a rat on but we want to yeah the real reason is because they just fucking made her up and then right before the finish line of the series well this is this is why he waited to call her because he waited till they lost he waited till planned he waited because she didn't exist I hadn't even lost technically people were people were people were flippering away he doesn't know why though he's shield he has they showed the scene where he was in the car some people disappear and he's like well now is the time why hasn't she helped them out according to Feige there are two explanations the first one is that fury may not have considered anything that went down before infinity war a genuine emergency shit we got this handled he knew that I like that he said genuine emergency as if an alien what exactly are you saving that time that an AI tried to destroy the entire planet reminds me of fucking cinemas since we're saying why are they attacking the alien army oh right and the thing is like if he used if he used this the space pager and she came and he was like oh yeah we were we were being invaded by an intergalactic alien Empire they almost destroyed us we barely survived I doubt she'd be like oh okay I don't know she's that much of a cunt of a character but I doubt that she would be like oh yeah that was a waste of time scale of chaos here stating Manhattan who cares it's just one city right no big deal killer robots threatening total world domination whatever I'm sure he's joking Tony Stark should be able to fix with a quick call to his IT guy thing is it sounds like a joke but it's the same as the point he's already being well well we're reasonable he's sarcastically agreeing with himself I'm sure it's okay hello IT have you tried turning it off and on again Nick Fury actor Samuel L. Jackson backed by he on this particular explanation chatting with IGN about why fury hasn't called Captain Marvel before we finally have an emergency that I feel warrants her I saw a helicopter crash and some people disappear but the intergalactic alien Empire invasion wasn't enough we keep referencing the Avengers one age of Ultraman's way worse he came an inch away from destroying humanity and fury was there for the whole thing by the way yeah but just destroying humanity isn't a genuine emergency didn't maybe one show up only about halfway through the movie he shows up guys farm to yep he could have called it he had plenty of time to call her but it doesn't need to call her right this is a situation where he needed to call it that's you know that retroactively that he didn't need to call it the simplest reveal post-hoc rationalization that he could have done at the time I think when you head shield you trust your instinct to make those calls it's gone at that point the simplest way to explain this is an endgame when when she shows up or like when he's revived or whatever say have have him aligned having like a lion to Captain Marvel saying also you show up this time do you yeah they'll they have to do something for that because I'm sure the roost has even recognized that it's pretty dumb like this is something that's unprecedented and they try to destroy everyone last time and then the time before that they tried to destroy everyone how do you fight that feige's second explanation he's treating that as if fury is aware of the entire situation the fact that it's happening across the universe I mean fury would be the one to know if anybody wouldn't he's not connected to anything why is it no remember how is it not connected he's probably part of some news groups like he's probably got a twitter a twitter dm group happening for 10 seconds captain america was on twitter in the dm like oh shit bucky just disappeared and then spider man fight with i think i'm about to go too and then that's all that's what i really wanted was that the the end credit scene was she's holding the pager and then she turns to dust captain marvel oh well thank god she's gone it was worth it it was worth it well the idea the idea that he doesn't know anything is it's just a big of a leap and i just i'm highlighting the uh if he should have called it previously and i think that's reasonable i can't i think maybe he should have maybe maybe because he trusts his instincts and he he believes like there's a scene in captain marvel where he's like sometimes you got to make the choices that are the wrong choices and not calling her might have been the wrong choice inevitably but it might have built up that she would then know when he did call her that it was very serious and she would get there quicker you know the problem the other problem is that there's no like if you guys remember fury says that uh a lot of the decisions they make in Avengers because they met thorn and loki they were like now we know we're not alone it's like you knew that in 95 but okay so there's little pieces of evidence that this is such a retcon but you know kevin feige and samuel jackson aren't gonna go yeah that's stupid it doesn't make sense you're right it's like no they're gonna say something like oh no yeah it's just thinking there's a little right another one and there's another retcon as well in it that they call shield shield instead of because yep isn't it in the first yeah the first time and security and he's like they call it the whole thing they don't have yeah there's gonna be retcon in a a production this large 22 films yeah but that doesn't mean the retcons are over 10 years yeah well you can do retcons well you can yeah but it's it's marvel it's like this is popcorn film cinema at its highest the way to do this is to just introduce captain marvel in a different context and not do it like this and then you wouldn't have any of these problems but the restriction the restriction they had was they needed to space the two movies in between endgame and infinity war as past movies because you couldn't give any build right you had you had you had a whole story on her alien planet and then she is called in like she's aware of that could have worked that definitely could have worked but they they had to make those choices they were within uh they were constricted in their choice so that they made this choice where you say they were constricted by themselves well yeah well because they can't they can't do a movie that's in between infinity war and endgame right they have to give us two movies so they are they decided from they decided to do something they couldn't do and because they couldn't do it that means it's okay that's like writing yourself into a hole and then they kind of work into a whole nation out of your own hole yeah we're saying they shouldn't have done that to begin with i guess okay but yeah you know here according to the interview feige discussed fury's superpager saying how do you know he never hit it how do we know he never pushed it before we've never seen him push it before that doesn't mean oh my god he's using a Patrick Willems argument so we know he didn't push it because captain marvel isn't in any of those movies and no one's aware of her existence but not in those movies you could put something in to justify that being the case like she didn't she just she wiped everyone's memories whatever she comes but you guys she didn't show up she was fucking like in prison you guys are completely ignoring that he created the avengers initiative so he wouldn't have to call her and he put the faith in the avengers initiative so that he would be right and getting them all together just so that she wouldn't have to call her it's not that so that he wouldn't have to call her so that he wouldn't have to depend on her like if she doesn't show up exactly doesn't he doesn't try to call her like that's a whole point of that argument is that it relies on the idea that nick fury is so so out of character over confident when he's clearly looking at a scenario where he needs more help like if is it out of character though yes it is he was overconfident around that cat he was over I'm sorry people in the chat are calling you majorly like I'm sure rags is arguing that his his desire to save humanity should overcome any sense of pride that he can defend Earth himself with his team you know they were moments away from having the world just like destroyed like it and he's like they say so he was right yeah because he post hoc rationalization okay that's bad that's that's a bad that's okay it's bad to have those those are not good okay you can't justify the reasoning for something that came before it based on knowledge that was received after the event that's fair enough do you know that is that does that make sense unless he he knew that he was the avengers could do it he just had he had a hunch no well this is the thing he had to actually he had to warn the place was about to get nuked uh yeah the you know the age of ultron thing like aside from the fact that that movie is pretty badly written anyway the uh the fact that they came like I believe if there's a lot of things that are slot together in order for that to happen but age of ultron like he's prevented from launching Earth's nukes because Jarvis quote unquote doesn't let him like that's all we get in the movies like that's how close we came to a utter annihilation is that apparently Jarvis stopped him like oh okay but like fury not calling captain marvel to me is just it's just dumb and I thought they were going to answer that in the movie I thought they were going to explain that she she says something like um you can only use it when it when it lights up or something just some some crappy excuse for why he couldn't possibly use it in certain scenarios but they don't they just say use it in emergencies thank you that's the cool thing about having like 38 movies in a series is you can just answer that later right like we don't have to answer all the questions why it's not necessarily they could answer it in a game and if they do then yeah that that it's fine like if they if it turns out an endgame oh I called you for ultron and for like the jitari invasion why didn't you show up and she's like oh I was imprisoned by the creed and everything I guess he was just sorted but just assumed she would they could answer they could answer they could answer that question and captain marvel to they could answer that like years from now right these movies they might movies aren't all and have that information right now we have to operate on the information that we have and right now we have to wait like patient we have to wait like patient people who read comic books and wait month to month to read the comic books no like you can't have it all right now that's not how we don't need we don't need to have it all we need to have a jet defiable reason for the say it surely by that logic there could never be a mistake because you could justify it with a future thing like even to the death for example that's the beauty of creative writing right no that's the sloppy laziness of what people think is good right okay that's bad I'm not saying this is good writing I'm saying this is comic book you're defending it like it is Paul Thomas I'm defending it like it is a comic book film you're defending it like it's Paul Thomas Anderson no I'm defending it like it needs to be a piece of work that makes sense and that's not exactly a really high bar it's it's it's not a low bar either like this is just a question that has unsatisfactory supporting information by what we've seen in all these films yeah look it's the fact is they could have they could have done something they chose not to they gave up on it they were just like yeah it's already like a two hour plus film like they don't have room for single it's like a throw that was this would be better if they told me why she wasn't here before and it's like it doesn't need to be the point is that we know that she was created she didn't exist as a character for all of this stuff so you're lack since you can't suspend your belief for a minute the movie's rules belief it doesn't bother me yeah no though she didn't exist she she was retconned in oh okay like what if this does that's bad some if this if this ruins your suspension of this if this deception of decepticon right thank you thank you um that's what I meant to say if this ruins your suspension of disbelief you're not wrong because it is like it's like a thing that is there like I'm happy to accept that the end the explanation might come yeah for example right the eye and that would be an appropriate place to put it the eye thing the fury we could have captain marvel 2 and it begins with him and he has two eyes and then they're like man it's so good that it didn't actually hurt my eye and I just thought that it did that's that you could have that as a retcon but people would just be like really uh for like they did it with fucking colson dying they brought him back to life and they're just like yeah that's totally a thing now he's not dead anymore you're like um yeah these are these are the things that we just be like these are so poorly done it's so stapled on that's that's happened in in cinema and comic books and everything for so long that doesn't matter it's part of that we still highlight that excuse how bad okay okay if you're gonna hold it to this level of excellence that's fine but I'm not going well don't you think it's significant all right if you want to have extremely low standards and I just want to make sense like we're not talking about a character didn't have the same colored hat between scenes of something we're talking about literally like something that would annihilate the stakes if he called her in the beginning of Avengers and she came in it's over Loki gets beaten straight away okay and that that would happen if everything worked in perfect favor movies aren't set up to just be perfect what do you mean it worked in perfect favor if if Loki could have been beat if Hulk was just right place right and smashed him in the back of the fucking head when he wasn't looking right like we could we could it does happen and Captain Marvel does come and save the day as we'll see an ed game but it isn't always that way this is storytelling this lesson this is I mean it's some stories being told to some degree of quality the story the story is so good that we're talking about it right now even that's how good it is the the room is such a masterpiece of cinema that we're still talking about it that's true it is really the Phantom Menace is such an amazing film we all still remember it it's it's very good I love that little boy the bombing of Pearl Harbor was so wonderful that we all still we know what you're going down 9-11 was definitely a good thing 9-11 was just a trashy sequel to Pearl Harbor it was a Holocaust there's a lie you can't say that maybe that's true we never saw him page her but there's a lot of things we never saw Nick Fury do we never saw him get eaten by a shark but it doesn't really make sense to accept that wait no I'm going to use no that's what you're saying the earth was that argument okay he's saying it's a particular thing that never did happen so we don't know that it's a weird way to put it but I think I follow what he's saying maybe that's true we never saw him page her but there's a lot of things we never saw Nick Fury do we never saw him get eaten by a shark but it doesn't really make sense to accept that well perhaps he did anyway it doesn't make too much sense oh I get it I get it it makes enough it's it's weirdly worded though yeah like it's like Fury is alive lifting up a window in the back of the house as an escape route for our terrible decisions that we've made as I'm understanding that he's saying the fact that Fury is alive means he didn't get eaten by a shark and the fact that Captain Marvel didn't show up in Avengers page her then yeah and you could be like well you may have been eaten by a shark you're like I I guess you could have been and then he got pooped out and he ran out to the end and he pooped out I still think the best explanation they could give and it would belong in endgame is uh she was like busy and he did page it but they just didn't show it because well you know she won't show everything that'd be the throwaway line she'd be like call me in an in an emergency um but I can't promise I'll always be there she could say that but I mean like that would just I honestly feel like that would seem clunky and if if the line is included in the game it solves it the line is an end game that'll be better than nothing you know yeah but I'd still that's what I mean I take it over the nothing I'll take clunky over nothing I'm saying I'm saying it could still work out we don't know it hasn't worked out yet I mean they could exactly they could put it in movie 57 and we'd be like well at least they finally addressed but but like they were writing these ones at the same time so be a wreck on at that point it's like you know they they knew what they they knew what they wanted to do they had their reason set up to speculate about the ins and outs of why fury may or may not have called his bff captain marvel over all these years that's because avengers end game which will fly into theaters next month will probably address captain marvel's whereabouts in the time between her solo film and the end of infinity war we'll see not only that but it should also explain why the heck she didn't rush to the aid of earth's mightiest heroes when they weren't feeling all that mighty and hey maybe she'll show off some of the pages nick fury did send her over all those years maybe he kept her up to date with those maybe maybe maybe maybe yeah we're gonna have to hope because you know our war is pretty cool she was missing while she was flying around in space did sammy little jackson ask for purple lightsaber you bet your ass I did adventures end game opens in theaters on April 26th perhaps before then marvel will release a montage of all the times fury tried and failed to get captain marvel to swoop in to save the day marvel fan baby check out one of our newest videos right here no we won't do that it won't do that I don't think the video was that that I thought they just sort of they offered the best information they could find yeah they did it in a really long blurted way but just calling it the real reason it's like yeah the title is garbage but um I suppose it is time to I think this would I think this was the best one so far though uh I don't know the fan service one the lot more work was done than this one yeah this one is just this one was really uh I functionally reported on the thing I was like here's what could happen to fix this thing but it's going off of real comments by people involved you know it's yeah it wasn't useful um like yeah there wasn't much to it but I like they weren't helpful because you want everything to be completed right you want it all to be inclusive no I just want things to make sense to not be clunky and because you can see it in the way that they just add characters and like this this podcast is falling apart um so the next guy is someone uh Jay is familiar with um oh boy I'm a post this is this is one of his I'm gonna three thumbnails from his channel this is the kind of thumbnails he does this is the first one I'm excited to see which ones you picked oh no oh no uh so that one's pretty bad but then these next two are just really fun is it is it a conlet one is it gonna be a oh what what I've never seen that one before oh boy how come I how come I didn't notice Thanos standing behind her and what is it why is the star on her chest supposed to be Thanos's face because Thanos is Jewish oh and then Jay is very aware of this one this is the probably the best thumbnail I've seen from this channel yes what um that's awful I don't know what so many questions they don't have the I think they just don't have the scale on how to make these properly so they're like fuck it you know what's funny is that this is this red skulls right arm yeah isn't a gauntlet if the gauntlet is clearly for the left yeah he didn't even bother to just flip it it would look way better let's flip it it's not match to the lighting it's wrong size the wrong hand it's just that is his face so a top tier quality to be expected um so this one is called uh and again we're getting progressively more clickbait but it's still not quite to the dregs yet why the cat in captain marvel has more meaning than you think as of this time captain marvel's in theaters and with it comes a few thoughts i hate his voice please accept my condolences well now you can cover it twice characters will affect the outcome of avengers end game nick fury already served to summon captain marvel before he died and captain marvel herself before he died proven to be over this voice is too much before he powered hero sounds like a parody travel and destroying kree warships with no effort at all but there's another character who happens to have the potential to turn the tide of things as strange as it sounds this would be goose before we hop into the video remember to subscribe and turn on the subscribe so even the thumbnails they show on the like look at the name he's me Bruce Banner looks like he's dunked his hands in something that he didn't want to dunk his hands in and now he's mad about all i wanted is there for a way out he's got falcon in the background though why he's about to swoop in steal his hands steal his yeah leave a like and comment down below saying you did so and we will try to respond to as many of you as we can all right i want to see how many people responded to goose only showed off one ability in the movie but this one ability showed a number of different uses at first no one really believed that goose was a flurkin courtesy of both her appearance only information yeah because i'm sorry i'm sorry pause it the context a flirkin is this horrible of crafty and tentacle monster and uh the joke is everyone keeps saying the cat's a well one guy keeps saying it and fury doesn't believe them and then the cat actually consumes like six people at once with tentacles at one point flirkin sounds like a bumpkin name like something you'd hear in like louisiana you ever heard of the lesion f***ing horrible source at the time but it didn't take very long for goose to prove that she indeed was the equivalent of an intergalactic demon she just needed a little incentive to kill people was all and being threatened tends to be a pretty good motivator for that during the finale of the movie there's a moment where nick fury finds himself in a bit of trouble and either as a way to protect fury or possibly even herself goose spits out a plethora tendrils from her mouth and uses them to swallow a group of man-sized enemy soldiers i guess yeah i guess goose is that looks hilarious yeah it's a bit goose's name was chewy in the comics right i don't know yeah chewy chubaca wasn't clear because i'm so though cat swallowed a group of man-sized soldiers man-sized soldiers as opposed to man-sized soldiers we you know generally when you say soldier most people they they will assume that it's a man-sized that's like the opposite of ant-man it's like normal sized man a group of man-sized soldier and swallowed a couple of perfectly normal sized human normal that's a list downright freakish along with the ability to eat people in masses goose can also use her gaping maw to store and hide objects when the heroes get their hands on how do we know it's storing and hiding it because it that's the thing that's what's so weird about that scene when when the cat the flirt can eat the test rack why i don't i don't know why did you hide it i don't know why because nobody else wanted to touch it nobody wanted to have it in their hands from the gamma radiation they had it in a container they carried around in a lunchbox and stuff it looked like one of those gushers that you can buy it like the corner store wanted to take it out of the lunchbox for so they could use the lunchbox as a distraction that she just ate it well those 60 yeah the 60 year old lunchbox is the cat is a TARDIS inside Alcollege et al said would you rather fight one bad-sized soldier or a hundred soldier-sized men a hundred soldier-sized men familiar and powerful object from the MCU timeline in the form of the tesseract they have to play keep away with it from the bad guys having seen what goose is capable of first hand the group i'm sorry i can't take this seriously i'm i'm literally looking at a cat on a captain marvel background and i'm supposed to take this seriously uh i don't know why the voice didn't do that for you already it's not it's not a cat it's a flurgen just knowing just knowing that there is a literal cat that's not a literal monster it's a monster that looks like a cat yeah there you go that makes it better than that um i'm never watching this movie giving them that's the the joke is literally that people think it's a cat and it's not that's like the that's a that's a terrible joke wolf isn't okay sorry okay well it's like the rest of the humor what's the punch what's the punch line oh look it punch line but it's not really a cat the punch line is that it's a cthulhu style fucking glovecraftian monster inside of a cat's body that's the joke right around everywhere they go for no reason yeah well the cat follows them technically they don't carry it around the cat is part of the team they literally carry it a couple times yeah yeah but the cat they kept following them they'd like i don't actually i don't know why it followed them as well is kind of yeah because the cat knows the cat's not the cat's not just a cat it's a fucking flurgen or whatever and it's it's friends with marvell and he remembers uh what's her name from being friends with marvell back before marvell died uh brie larson so captain marvel is familiar with the cat the cat knows there's something wrong with captain marvel but something that's more uh expanded you know this is not that's not the human version of captain marvel but this isn't the cat version of the flurgen either this cat knows some shit yeah a lot of that's not in the film but i mean you could i mean it can be it can be implied it can all be implied yeah the pieces are there just because they don't spell it out the pieces are there man-sized soldiers are implied so um hang on i uh was under the impression that my flatmate wasn't here but it turns out he is so i can stay but i have to be quiet for the rest of the the podcast that's all right so it's just hi j this is why do you have to why do you have to be this is why i sound like because he's a fucking pussy you can't deal with noises late into the night why is it why isn't your computer in your room it isn't my room we it's a flat like we have narrow walls but i'm moving out soon getting my own place i'll be sure rags is upset about that so this is student accommodation all right you don't learn things i'm not upset i'm just curious but no i'm getting my own place like in a month so we're nearly done with the cat what the only problem is the tesseract comes out only when goose wants it to it's only by the end i don't think you could argue that what it literally like coughs it up as if it's like a gag you know what i mean but sure it's scene of the movie that goose spits it out like a hair ball which even by mcu standards is pretty strange the magnitude of goose's abilities probably hasn't been explored yet in full essentially goose is not only a living goose movie do you think that there are any avengers goose could beat all of them even have to know she's gonna fucking swallow it goose is leading Thanos the extent of goose's powers are equivalent to whatever they need to have done conveniently at the scene where she's in you could joke about it but it's pretty fucked up that something like that is just casually in fucking fury's office it's like that is pretty powerful it could probably kill Loki i think it's kind of fucked up that someone would name a cat goose it's like naming a dog or a hamster geese it's named goose after the the dude from top gun right i think so yeah goose is a cool name for a cool cat weapons are you serious depending on how fond he is of brie the top gun refer again she can have him why would anyone be fond of brie she's a very very person it's my second favorite cheese she's massive what's your first favorite cheese mozzarella that's why i like it it melts nicely it's like it's yeah it just because it's on pizza that's why you're saying that's a little calorie low carb describe why you like a taste i don't know how it just i think it tastes nice all right the avengers fight against Thanos in case he still has a few more armies at his call along with that anything that the avengers need stored away for later use they can ask goose for it it's kind of like having a giant i knew he was going to make this the part of the video this is like oh yeah they're going to call goose in where they need help the secure interdimensional suitcase goose's disappearance considering how crazy of a thing goose is it's weird that she hasn't appeared in any of the other mcu films i don't know because it's a retcon this is a real reason made her up no it's it's not a retcon because you didn't exist it makes it even if she wasn't even if she wasn't a retcon why else would she show up and she exhibits retroactive continuity why would you why would she show up i don't know this creature i know anything about this creature or what it did what she's been hanging around secret bases the entire time i love the fact that we're just looking at a picture of like a regular ass cat and we're like i don't know what this creature is it's a flur outside of captain marvel there i think you got me with it was how much like cgi they used for a cat there's a lot yeah there's a lot it's like that is a fucking cat just fine that's an expensive cat just fine what do you think's more expensive the cat or the mustache oh mustache that someone did that with fucking like deep learning didn't they remove that mustache yeah you could do deep learning to render a cat goose has its own page of the fury has just to call it in well explanations for nick may have actually befriended he flies in like a titan from titan how to handle goose after he secured the tesseract from him considering nick trusts nobody and that he is the only person in shield as far as we know look at that scar how exactly did the cat do that my head cannon is as not like as an alien creature it has bigger claws that's a wavy line claws yes there's probably some necrotic poison in the claws i can outhead cannon you the scratch didn't just injure it also like did a bit of like weird poisoning damage or something yeah spread there you go has another completely coincidental unrelated ian to afterwards prepare for kitten falls that knows goose is actually a dangerous alien maybe nick uses him to hide away his more closely kept secrets for example if there was a piece of intelligence that nick didn't want within shields data or that nick wanted to keep only to himself or entrust to captain marvel he could have put the data on a drive or some other and stored it in a cat is he actually going this far he's like how do you you it's an animal it can't understand you just you can start a cd how do you get things back out of it there's no reason you can't do that with a look you could put a usb you could put a usb drive in a normal cat it makes sense you guys actually work back using a normal cat it unironically would because then you just kill the cat and you could get the usb out of it but with this thing it could go anywhere so you never know where it is so it's not secure you can't get the things out of it that you need because how could you possibly communicate that to the cat a million reasons why this is insanely stupid i love that that's the degree this gets to with theory videos like maybe fury stores secret data in the cat this is what this is what the stupid captain marvel movie does it makes people make videos like this maybe the interdimensional cat next it's been at this for way longer than captain marvel oh yes drive or some other similar medium like maybe a floppy disk for captain marvel stored it within goose considering captain marvel has been gone for over two decades nick may have a lot oh my god inside goose if you take that out of context that sounds horrible it sounds not even out of context it's not even out of context in the movie nick fury looks at that alien's dick right so we know he's a pervert yeah you know he you know he's fucked that cat you know he's at least tried that's why that's why the eye is even worse now because he was trying to bang that cat battle the deads any information so yeah i think we're gonna get a scene in endgame where the cat vomits up a bunch of files that fury had ready for captain marvel over the years i think that's it he's got it thumbnail down there there's just a little x on thanos's face and then there's a big arrow pointing to the random do you guys see that one why kree warriors will replace thanos as the villain in avengers endgame oh no no fuck no they did one why hawkeye will replace thanos as the villain in avengers endgame and again nose looks awesome we've got two left and these ones are more just hilarious because of the titles and i suppose it's unfair because you'd be like hey man they didn't know they thought they were right at the time and it's like yeah well are they also up next no they're not we're moving on now actually wait the second one might be yeah the last one is up next again but this one is uh it's actually captain midnight yeah this video is called why x-men dark phoenix will never hit theaters oh isn't it like already confirmed to be in theaters well yeah he made it before i got this video is brought to you by audible you know i don't consider myself a very conspiratorial person the moon landing definitely real elvis probably i mean if he maintains this position he lost his mind a bit i'd 1977 but there's one one spirit even i'm really starting to latch on to x-men dark phoenix is never ever going i remember when men sounded like dudes you know i don't know what you mean everyone sounds i'm sorry he just sounds like so many guys sound like women so you're saying men have to sound a certain way and women have to you're a fucking dinosaur dude get with the times jesus racist they need to get with the times going to be released traditionally in theaters that may sound pretty dumb and you know maybe it is there's a decent chance that you can all revisit this video around this time next year and have a good laugh at my expense i wouldn't really blame you but lately while i've been thinking about dark phoenix and disney a lot and the more i do the more unlikely why did he this is why it's clickbait he said it'll never hit theaters and in the video he's like you know it might do it's like oh all right real release of this movie seems to me oh fuck i forgot he's the dude who just has random cuts to something you remember this shit guys we've covered him before more random influence of tonal this spreading it's worse than tonal because tonal will usually have you could argue this is relevant the idea is that he's playing you know like see this is like x-men cartoon while he's talking about x but it's still just like what what what what what he doesn't he doesn't talk about this footage at all it's just like here's something so for those of you who don't know which is probably not many of you so i'll try to keep this part short disney is acquiring fox in a deal that's historic massive and pretty deeply troubling from a media consolidation perspective but i'm here to talk about the x-men so let's stick with that many mcu fans myself definitely included are really excited to see how kevin feige and company work everyone's favorite mutants into the already huge mcu there's a ton of exciting possibilities there so much so that i actually already made a video about it if i don't trust it video um oh yeah i can't say you can't a lot of people like captain midnight now you i've never been impressed by his videos feels bad man well he can't even agree with his own video he's super clickbait but you know as we've as we've discovered today does clickbait mean it'll be bad content not necessarily not 100% of time even we're saying that he said the m word a few months ago but then there's dark phoenix the sequel to the not exactly beloved x-men apocalypse and the last gasp of the x-men fox franchise are you really saying that not exactly beloved just say that it sucked yeah i think he likes to not commit sometimes except again his fucking title when he says yeah never get to theaters video i wouldn't call that like i wouldn't call that like fucking being like cowardly or that it's just i was just a way to phrase something you know you're right it is a way it's not a non-committal way yes it's just a very it's a very non-committal way of phrasing something i just took that as i can be in cheeky like oh not exactly but like i just say it sucked because it did who liked uh that i mean the only good scene in that whole movie was the quicksilver scene and you can just watch that on youtube pretty much and i always loved that quicksilver's like jokey and happy about it and then like did you save the brother and he's like who this moment of like oh my god my brother's dead and he's just like yeah sorry i don't know well not included anyway i find the position that dark phoenix is in to be really really interesting because i can't think of anything like it in film history sure there's stuff like what happened to the drew goddard joce weeden horror movie cabin in the woods where the completely broke mgm was taken over by a new regime who didn't really want to release the movie and it ended up sitting on a shelf for a long time before eventually being sold to lionsgate and released by them but dark phoenix is definitely different x-men is a brand name and to marvel it's now a highly important one and there's probably no company more aware of the value of a brand name than disney and now they have a huge amount of interest in making sure that value is not diminished we're very happy to have you back even for just so all we said so far is that like they've come they've acquired fox and they don't want to is the argument just going to be that they don't want x-men to exist in a way that's not theirs because it already does anyway so you know and and it's not like this we've got three spider-mans that are significantly known you've got um fucking like you all of the older so like ghost ride a daredevil uh punisher and a couple of others all of them are gonna get mcu visions eventually probably they're all fox properties right or are they i can't remember i don't think they'll cast nicholas cage right i think daredevil and ghost rider were universal or maybe i'm wrong but i don't think they were fox fox had the x-men right either way marvel don't care they will make another they will keep going for a short visit it's wonderful to see you again professor what is this gonna pat out that eight minute video it's pretty much an odd but i guess it's just something he's always gonna do he hacks from a few years ago one of the most interesting things to come of those well from a superhero fan perspective at least was getting to see kevin feige's notes to sony on amazing spider-man 2 where you point out all the movie's failures especially honing in on the character of peter parker he he criticized the movie to them directly that seems mean but okay fine saying that the movie spy parents subplot under can never be too mean to the amazing spider i agree it's just you know i always expect them to be corporate and like no we don't we wait we're all friends the idea that peter is just a normal kid from queens and saying that garfield spider-man needs to be more honorable and less wishy washy and remember this is long before marvel started working with sony on homecoming it just needs to be less terrible as this is like less wishy washy i'd be like could you what they can the film but it's pretty clear they think even a bad movie featuring a marvel character could hurt their most valuable ip is that what does that mean really like he said bad movie was bad therefore he doesn't like his ip being tainted i think if anything he might see it as a good thing because it means that people have more faith they have more faith in the mcu than any other properties for superheroes yeah if every other superhero movie is shit then everyone's gonna come the mc yep back to dark phoenix unlike amazing spider-man 2 dark phoenix is now disney's to do with it what they want so it's safe to assume no one's going to be ignoring kevin feige's notes this time around it's well known that they're doing a few weeks of reshoots not the three months that some places online previously reported so yeah you can't see that as proof that the movie looks like it's gonna be funny these reshoots were scheduled before the acquisition was finalized and voted on but more importantly the cost of the reshoots and really the entire cost of dark phoenix isn't that much money to a conglomerate as huge as disney yep wait just pick okay like the idea that it's like it didn't cost us too much it's not too much of a drop but it's like yeah but compared to just putting it out to get money yeah like someone go out what they're talking what he's talking about is um essentially if it's a business so they don't want to taint their ips by releasing a film well you know muddy people's vision of it so the idea that would be that they lose money by releasing this film but they're not going to lose the amount of money they would make from releasing the film are they like they're not gonna lose the mcu billion dollars and or however much and the mcu that is gonna it's gonna do have to do a lot to kill itself right like the mcu would need a lot of bad movies in a row or come close to making people go let's not watch the mcu anymore i don't even think that's gonna happen for a long time in the chat um the grouchy gamer pointed out that we're being a little bigoted by calling her dark phoenix it should be phoenix of color that's true we will we will watch that from now i'm sorry about this podcast it's getting a little we apologize if they think the smart thing for x-men the brand is starting from scratch and they know they have a bad or honestly even mediocre movie on their hands i can see them quietly well but they put out knowing they have a bad movie i don't think that's a thing i think that's ever happened with disney putting it out we have to deal with two sons this year instead of spending millions more to mark in a movie they really have no faith in now okay if dark phoenix is actually a great movie especially after the reshoots that could be that's not gonna happen but if it isn't i absolutely think that disney and marvel would be willing to stomach losing the 180 million or so it took to make because that they're not losing the money it took to make that was fox's money wasn't it but they're not losing the money it took to make they're losing the money it would make in theaters yeah that's the money they're actually losing could be a pretty small price to pay to make sure that audiences aren't souring on the x-men even more than they already are especially after apocalypse is pretty disappointing box office wait was it did it flop let me check pock how i can't imagine having it did that well is it just didn't do as well as i wanted it to is yeah especially because like there was a a slew of pretty good x-men movies before that so i think it was there was more hype around that point i don't think it bombed just it cost 178 million so let's call that just over 300 million probably and it grossed 543 million so yeah it made it made enough money back it probably not as much as they wanted but definitely yeah successful also you're gonna want like a what was it 340 is that what it said was how much it cost no uh well so it it cost um 178 million but typically double okay that's not bad yeah that's why why double it uh for marketing marketing all right the mcu is famously very planned out ahead of time with marvel saying they have 20 movies planned for after infindy war so i just don't see them being thrilled with pushing out this looks like a movie that doesn't really fit into the mcu at all looks like a blue queen i am unhurt i have killed the kool-aid man then there's the release date after being she's in this movie too i'm pretty sure judging from the trailer she's gonna die early we can only hope i hope god that happens can explain the problem the problem is yes because she's awful um that that's no nice nation extremely flat delivery the character is extremely confusing like she seemed they because of her fame with um the hunger games coming out just after the first appearance she had in x-men they decided to bank on her instead of having it be mystique she's now leader of the x-men uh the unwilling hero who's constantly thrust into positions where she doesn't even want to be in them for no reason it's like it's complicated to break it down exactly why but i find her insufferable in the fucking x-men movies i find her insufferable in pretty much every movie because she's just a wooden i don't typically enjoy she's what i would be willing to say she's one of the most overrated actresses ever she's really awful x-men's very good mother x people i didn't see mother i heard a lot of bad things about it oh it was a crazy fucking movie but like it's not like old metaphor yeah it's algory for the bible basically but no she she did well like she played a pretty fucked up uh part would you like allegories so we made some allegories of your allegory she wasn't in room chat that was brie larson i know they're one of the same but no no no jennifer lorence she played the room oh fantastic performance got it dark phoenix is now slated to come out on february 14th 2019 which is actually a pretty great spot it's similar to black panthers release date and you know that got pushed now that turned out pretty well but it's also less than a month you're all on it so it was well marketed yeah based entirely on it's uh tyler perry movies do tyler perry movies do really well so black panther was marvel and tyler how many medias are there now too many yes date one is too many that turned out pretty well but it's also less than a month should we do a media movie for our little side project yeah boy oh yeah we could do it marvel is really madia gets an abortion like great schedule is that or what it could be i've never you have to ask which is well well that that's a thing is like i goes to wakanda that wouldn't be a far-fetched conclusion madia gets an abortion come on tyler perry if you haven't already done it get on this before the first mc in the year captain marvel is released which is in the great scheduling to me and if i was marvel i definitely wouldn't want x-men taking that earlier slot add to that the fact that dark phoenix had no presence at comic con an event that fox has really gone all out for in the past and things just don't look too good for that february release date all right so here's the kkk and i admit this could be a little far-fetched so you know break out the tenfoil hats i think one of two things is going to happen either like he sounds nothing like his avatar he sounds the opposite of what his avatar would sound like how captain he's smashing preconceived ideas of what a hero sounds like he looks confident he looks heroic he looks intelligent and this is like the polar opposite of all of that madia vs his leprechaun it's like there's a small person hiding inside this robot madia beats thanos madia invades iraq with you disney will bury this movie with almost zero promotion and hope that it doesn't embarrass itself too much and it just kind of has he met disney they released a lot of things that are embarrassing have you seen the elated trailer have you seen black panther have you have you seen a wrinkle in time it's a weird weirdness he thinks they're under the radar or and this is the much more interesting option i think they save it until the release of the upcoming disney streaming service and have the movie there as an exclusive on launch day as one of many things to entice people to sign up i think this would be really smart for all sorts of reasons that means they spend less on marketing it doesn't interfere with captain marvel's scheduling and it's a way to quietly shunt the movie to the side without completely show people in this there are three none of them agree that's the interesting so let's you know there are three blue people dude the costumes look awful uh well in fairness this isn't you know end product they haven't gone color grading or potential CGI additions like vision doesn't look very good in shots like this compared to the movies vision yeah this has brian singer in it as well so you know the thing is just chilling there in the picture oh i thought you meant like here no what i'm suggesting is just that there may be some post stuff that they haven't got who knows i can't remember how crap they looked in the movie it's his name vision too i can't remember no no that's cyclops no let's that's all right oh yeah he's an engineer on the starship enterprise and he uses the visors who he can see he has two eyes there so does joining but they combine into one beam so he's cyclops okay people have two eyes two eyeclops people duoclops it's clear that disney is very big on the video like who is what's what's happens when a cyclops gets another eye is a bi-clops or di-clops so it's just normal just they call him normal normal my secret power is i have two eyes normal man i call myself duoclops no one would if anyone ever asked me about it that the explanation two eyes in it yeah two eyes without completely shelving it it's clear that disney is betting big on the streaming service with some executives even calling it the future of the company so where dark phoenix could be a very high-profile embarrassment for them if it does badly in february it would be a huge ass i'm sorry this is really awkward oh sad sir disney streaming i mean think about it what other streaming service launched with a massive blockbuster exclusive to their service cyclops all access had launched with star trek beyond and star trek discovery which is a pretty hard proposition to pass up for fans even if they're already paying for hbm yeah but people don't really like star trek discovery what was that dude showing us the navy what was the thumbnail for this video because there's always a he's like down with thrust with thumbnails um yeah but he always has like a set of words if you know the last media i always have a set of words well media beyond i think you know what i'm talking about right i know what i know that i say you're going for i'm saying i mean i reload it all look exactly the same they've all got the yellow background there's a picture and half of them all the passion of the media save the private media media is Godzilla media revolution days of usher media the once in future media uh media 2090 done the thumbnail has a the movie model doesn't want red ready media one a set of media the media yin media invades iraq chronicles of media media but with women the last media second media make a point of ventures infinity media children children of media pacific media mass effect i draw media the shape of media the media purple Jurassic media the media stone the media tricks kung fu media three black media i media and we already know that mario along with star wars will be a huge part of attracting people to the service after all it has to offer something for people who just aren't that interested in the disney classics so yeah i'm making this bet now if you ever do see dark phoenix and won't be in theaters put on your roku laptop playstation or whatever but i want to know what do you think do you want the movie on the big screen would it be okay streaming at least he had the you know the intelligence to ask the audience to share what they think god see i bet he wouldn't consider this a bad video even now i guess the theory didn't pan out it's the title fuck the title you could actually hold this video like why i think dark phoenix won't hit theaters and i'd be like yeah that's that was a fair video why dark phoenix might not come to theaters he said it's why x-men dark phoenix will never hit theaters never the man in the studio should just dump it all together and which do you think is most likely this is one where i'd really love to read your thoughts and comments you know if there's one thing a good x-men story absolutely has to nail it's the team dynamics and i like how he took the effort to properly photoshop his avatar yeah you'd think you'd want to get rid of those white splotches but if i put it on my video well the thing is you only have to do it once and you just save the file and it's done forever like when i was getting my uh my art for my channel every once in a while that would happen and i'd i'd go in and some of i just clean up myself just clip the edges and then i'd paste them on the discord so you could see them on the the dark background and you could pick them out and you could fix them i mean it's just you know let's do it once it's captain midnight if you're watching this send me that and i will do it i will cut that out i will cut that out and i will send you a png of a beautifully cropped version of your avatar wrinkle in midi that's what i want in motion refiction really but it's really hard to balance that with big larger-than-life sci-fi stories so i want to recommend one book that managed to do it incredibly well oh this is a notable plug away to a small angry planet all right all right all right captain midnight we'll see you again soon maybe one day but that you know it's just you got to title your videos that way otherwise they won't get clicks guys um this is the the end of the line this is um this is the one that i think is pretty hilarious in fairness this is all i can say it came out you know just after infinity war so there was no guarantee but even then i think it's pretty silly this from up next and it's called a why Thor won't be an avengers 4 now we love to speculate about what could happen in the next marvel movie it is the bread and butter of what we do and what we intend to continue a look at the thing he immediately says why four may not be an avengers 4 it's like but that wasn't the title he just openly said it's because it's our bread and butter we click bait that's what we do we talk about movies like other fun facts don't have the first sentence of your video make the title wrong i don't know man it's just it's just the way you gotta do but as easy as it is to speculate about what could happen we also need to take into account what will absolutely happen and what will potentially not happen at all so we asked ourselves who will not be in the upcoming fourth avengers movie and most importantly why and we landed on Thor Odin son of asgard so climb on our backs as we flap our wings and fly through valleys of the marvel universe lore creepy backstories and freaky deaky theories to land on y o y the god of thunder may not make it to the fourth avengers flick we reply to every single one of you all you know you don't you get a reply i served bruh talk to me i don't believe for a second that he responds to everybody i gotta say that stuff otherwise you know you might be looked at as someone who's unreasonable okay i'm gonna i'm gonna click on this video and i'm gonna look through the comments and see he might actually like be crazy and reply to everybody i don't know no he the very first top comment he hasn't replied to oh well well you know or the second well literally all the top comments are just how he's wrong because thaw is in avengers 4 second i don't know this is a weird take someone said i subbed and he did see things thanks we're gonna bot for real something below saying you did so in any case you know this uh this uh you call yourself lord of thunder god of thunder i have never met this man in my life he's my why is he playing this was a clip this is a clip from four he's talking about it's him the guilt the guilt all right so these are arguments for why he won't be in the fourth one the guilty war was a massive undertaking with over a dozen a-list actors playing vital characters along with 50 or so other actors and actresses all playing actresses vital roles to bring the whole story that doesn't yeah because that doesn't look right it looks really weird without his beard and photoshopped a beard onto him so it looks right that doesn't yeah that's what do you think do you think the guys who made this video did that or do you think that's actually part of promotional material and look no no it can't be that they wouldn't do that hold on i'm gonna look because the beard doesn't look the same it's not that thick yeah i don't know it doesn't go over the shape of his face it's just here i got a i pulled a picture of it this is not that cannot be his real beard no look at those eyepatches as well right look underneath look underneath the the chin there right the shape of the look his jaw is messed up it's like his face is twisted because the beard is this channel wouldn't have done that i feel like i feel like this must be oh my god Thor's head is photoshopped yeah look look at the neckline wait what's wrong with the neckline look at it it's too angular they photoshopped his head i want to see my back out so we can see if they fucked with Tony all right they fucked with Tony he looks okay but why'd they fuck but they definitely photoshopped captain you know that beard is photoshopped on that is not a real beard you know this is probably i imagine this was made by somebody not disney and then skill up took it again i was sorry what's this called up next that's one i i i actually i guess what this happened is they just googled um they googled it and they took one of the things they're like you know i think they did more i think they might have photoshopped his lips because look look at the picture i put in the discord chat and then compare it to the one on screen this thing all we do is find the original versions of these pictures i understand why you may want to talk about things like that right now but there's something that takes a more pressing matter i'm afraid and it is this uh what is this media no medea war don't do it medea uh medea has fallen medea battle angel black medea down medea's bizarre adventure along with 50 or so other actors and actresses all playing vital roles to bring the whole story together even red skull was found to be defending the soul stone in deep space although hugo weaving decided not to reprise his role as the character due to artistic differences all of these characters were packed into a two hour one artistic one had their own role to play i mean i actually i just imagined the character of red skull to be completely different than what they portrayed him i i heard it was just because he didn't like the process yeah that's what i know um that's an artistic difference right there the thing is like he probably willing to come back now right because they mainly just do they put him in pajamas and then they do the rest it's post right on the fucking mask elrond yeah elrond one of the movie had the absolute opportunity didn't want to be seen as a nausea he looks bad in front of the other elves stop thanos in his tracks theories have circled about which superhero could have killed him and how many pointing to chris pratt star lord preventing the avengers from taking the infinity gauntlet from thanos's hand while thanos was under mantis's hypnosis but one character look at his beard there that's definitely not photoshopped well yeah the other photo was definitely fucked with salutes chance to stop do that well this is the thing i don't know if you can tell you to do that i don't know if it was him or if he just found someone's fucking fad creation you know i assume it's someone someone's fan creation but still why not just get a picture where he has a beard why don't like oh he was a rush for the shit out of these videos come on you know but i mean i mean i'm talking in terms of the fan who made that picture dead medea society guardians of the medea three tender medea the dark medea rises medea scolila grand theft medea you can tell that this one is a fan creation too because none of the lighting lines up in any way well spider man's lighting between the characters i would look at camora's lighting she's lit from dr strange up thanos and failed absolutely and that was thor you see thor was the only avenger who had a weapon in hand that had the power to stop thanos thor swung his new weapon storm break out of the living medea i was actually gonna say do you want to just like this video is just wrong so do you want to just like move on i've got a suggestion if you want it well really is like eight minutes there's eight more minutes of this let's say we're at four hours we got to do super chats but it's really up to everybody if you want to what was your suggestion jay i've got a three minute video of why spider man far from home is fake and will never be released and they just shot the trailers to trick people well i mean you see i find that to be a fun theory rather than like a crazy person yeah i think it's a fun theory yeah that's like yeah that's like a like a crazy conspiracy theory fun while you know that yeah you will actually laura dern medea medias medea three what if the white house is actually black medea covenant what would i wouldn't i would promatheos pro medea i'm surprised you can get a three minute video out of that obviously the night of the seven medea's dude medea's can totally get a great piece of art to be honest bailin bailin please draw medea's complete free control on how to organize that whatever comes to mind when you hear the name medea i'm picturing like the the dude's body with like her head but like still muscular blue but she's like little pale blue i'm fucking e-fan every frame of medea um yeah uh we should i'm probably gonna move on to good old uh super chats if if that makes enough sense because i go for it yeah that was a that was a wonderful run through the um the wonders of clickbait and if you want to be successful on youtube that's what you do guys okay learned well from the best if ever you lie in your video title all you need to do is immediately say you're not saying that in the beginning of the video medea and the beast medea the fridge how do you feel about that billy pisses me the fuck off oh i saw a medea butu halloween in the theaters and it wasn't even the worst movie i saw that week what was the worst movie you saw that i saw two movies worse than that uh i saw suburbicon which was uh george cloney doing the cohen brothers uh like script he directed it and that was so bad and then um the snowman with michael fastbender yes snowman was really bad i couldn't believe how terrible those movies were did you know that they they didn't finish they they just didn't finish the movie yeah they're like you know what um we're done the snowman they had like 20 percent of the movie left to film and they just pieced out i think it was more i think it was the villain falling through ice yeah like like they literally didn't film half of the movie because they gave up and then they put it out anyway yeah is that why that it just ends with the villain just like oh he fell over and died it's it explains everything that's true why have you seen that and you haven't seen the other lord of rings phelps i want to see it in the cinema yeah you need to be hunted like regularly so anyway uh take youtube's money you loved your april fool's video rags 10 out of 10 would drink rhino milk and slice and dice again what yeah fuck i didn't actually talk about that this is the april fool's video got released i hope chat loved it because it was basically all efap references um also the video of us watching it as well i figured that would have been fun but yeah here's to another year of collecting quotes ready for uh 2020 which by the way i'm kind of like hoping i never get there like time delays just because i don't know how to top number two's editing because it's like it's maximum pretentious levels and uh you know i'm gonna have to evolve gadelb in some way shape or form um but yeah anyway uh i'd love to stay but i'm currently pirating captain marvel so i'm not lost in endgame slice and dice toxic brood nights oh it's you don't need to honestly honestly don't uh afraid i'll be missing this stream as shazam is about to start but i'll be sure to tune in later hail the toxic brood that was from blessed southpaw by the way see good ol southpaw enjoy shazam but what do pandas taste like uh long pig oh no uh from ethan francisco billy how good is the last jedi also panda milk last jedi is one of the star wars movies it was incredible right like would you call it a masterpiece so would you i i would yeah i would say that uh ryan ryan johnson took a risk which that's never been done in star wars before i would agree with that but nothing beats like medea in star wars mission possible but what if snook is actually just medea oh shit uh here enjoy this love everyone's content mohler pray for the cure to my addiction to cock all right thoughts on super eyepatch wolf um am i the only person who knows that is first of all anyone else recognize that name i don't know so he's a video essayist on youtube that we have covered he um he did a video explaining where and why the simpsons became bad and it was pretty good as a simpsons fan i was like man he nailed it and then he started like i realized that he kind of does it for everything and and he's extremely over the top about all content oh is this the day x thing died yeah and like i started watching i started being like uh i don't believe you're that jedi would anymore you might be but it's just like really off put it when you're this like this with everything um i don't think i've watched a video of his and thought wow that was really bad but i haven't watched much of him at all so apparently no one else heard of him so no uh jay really enjoying your work over at jsonxxx.com keep up the good work oh thank you i put my work in my work in solans on that website i'm pretty sure that selling praise goes uh you guys say you like the first and second pirates movies but think the third one is really bad i like the third one can you explain why you don't like it oh god where do we begin um that's a that's a very heavy question like legit the everything the only thing i like about the movie i think is barbosa i guess the final fight was it was fun music was good they ruined debbie jones yeah that was the part that broke my heart because when i watched that again i was like they really destroyed this character how did they ruin it because i've seen that they made him like everybody's pet dog right up until the end but then he still dies um for example like oh well do you remember when they have his heart in the chest and they walking yeah and he all all he could all he had to do is just literally reach out grab it and then tell his men who cannot be killed to kill all of the people who can be killed and yet in moments like that he'll be like what are you doing on my ship that sort of shit and then fucking the the short dude the one who's like far quads he's like you will do as you are come on dead and it's like uh debbie jones is supposed to be like a legend of the sea like the grim reaper of the sea and there's this asshole short man telling you about like you can't do this and you can't do it's like it's like the most and when when they like negotiate on that little island and he's just like standing in a bucket that was so insulting not only is insulting but completely ruins everything about him if he can go on land but he just needs a bucket then who cares then why does it he just like strap a couple buckets to his feet listen he's not supposed to be a landman so but all he needs is a swimming pool on wheels a seaman they carried that mermaid around for the entire fourth movie just get him a box like that with wheels on it yeah and then there's the plot which it might be the most nonsensical plot in all the pirate films oh my god all the deals that they make the constant backstabs deals that keep track of his funny where is it like solo uh no it's more deals that it's solo literally like i don't think there's been a movie with more deals than Pirates of Caribbean they broke it there were deals within deals you can't it was like an ever betrays everybody and you can't keep track of what the fuck like you're just like oh okay oh there were so many characters you could barely tell what was going on the fact that his little thing on his head turns out to be one of the pieces of eight remember that it's like oh god yeah and then Jack Sparrow's dad just randomly appears they need the pieces of eight to summon Calypso and one of them happens to be the guy's eye oh yeah remember that scene when Calypso turns into a giant person and then she starts screaming incoherently turns into a bunch of crabs and then the crabs turn into a whirlpool that's like not affected by everything else what exactly was good about Pirates of Caribbean 3 if we can tell you the question around that movie's a disaster but the fifth one's still the way for you the action is fun and the music is good and that's pretty much it like Jeffrey Rush being Barbosa yeah he's not Barbosa in the rest of the movies from there on no the fourth and fifth movie it was like oh yeah please just kill him just get him out of here um yeah hopefully that answers that hello all my m words I have seen more than three minutes of this e-fap and wasn't bored also I can look at a dog so this is subjectively better than TLJ I agree with all of that Mola did you see hello Greedo's dig at you in the last vid uh no he made a dig at you I didn't even watch the video I know but nobody saw that because nobody watches hello Greedo's video hello Greedo except for except for us when we we can we can put it on we'll put it on after Superchast just to see the opening but if you talk about the one where he says it ruins the Star Wars franchise I don't think I've ever said the words it ruined the Star Wars franchise because the problem we said it ruined Star Wars but generally we mean something when we say well I was gonna say if I ever did say it I would probably be specific because the idea is like if you're like oh you they're still gonna make money I'd be like oh yeah that's clearly not what I'm referring to but yeah whatever we'll we'll check it out before we we have finished as long as someone reminds me J why are you such a cute little shit one j people want to fucking know well one of my parents is a shit so I which one I formed uh the the one that is um are you half shit on your dad's side let's go with that sure yeah you saying men are shit and women aren't yes yeah you're a sexist yes you're a sexualist yes sexualist rags you should give warhammer 40k inquisitor martyr a try it's out on steam earlier access since the great Diablo clone in the 40k universe they put a lot of work into it in making the classes unique it's on steam I want to say that I have that I just haven't really played it um the reviews are pretty but we'll see I'll I'll check them out but I think I know um add to cart I'll I'll check it out but I'm aware of this so we'll see maybe maybe have you seen hack fraud medias TLJ video I have he even referenced me in it uh he's the one I actually mentioned in tfa part one because uh the whole premise of his channel is that he thinks Plinkett isn't doing enough analysis on the Star Wars videos and so he essentially created what he thinks Plinkett would have done if Plinkett was treating the sequels like he did the prequels quite interesting and I think that the decent uh recently entertaining and informative I would recommend everyone go check it out it's hack fraud media he actually plays a clip from me talking about the it's actually pronounced hack fraud media oh no the horror a private company that wants to provide the best service is the best price we'll save us from that is this referencing epic I hope not um because okay if you are referencing epic if you think that epic is going to give you the best products and the best service at the best price um you're literally long and every facet of the imagination and you should be ashamed of yourself well shopping baskets are OP you no one needs them overrated I mean I don't have shopping baskets they don't have shopping baskets yet okay so you know the concept of a shopping cart unlike Amazon you can put multiple things in their environment involved yes I have been on an online store before yeah yeah well I you never know with you but here's the thing um epic doesn't have that what does it have instead you you have to buy them all individually one at a time why because it's incompetent because it's literally like I think it might be one of if not the worst um online stores yeah ever I can't think of anything worse you play better origins better origins is on yeah origins is fine I think blizzard is worse in a lot of ways uh blizzards is okay blizzard is battle that battle that's well yeah well blizzard is a company fuck them but battle that's all right no the surface is like it's fine on a surface level but when you actually try to use it for like things like when you dig it like the other day I was trying to add sigh on uh hearthstone because you know how Han Solo says that Indiana Jones is like a well of content there's so much you can do with the character there is nothing that compares to Medea you can put Medea in anything and it will be just as terrible as the last one the chat is testing that out it's been like non-stop Medea I know I've never seen so many Medea memes this is gonna be a lasting meme I'm calling it now this is not gonna stop but Medea will make it into the annals of EFAP memory but I was like like blizzard is like um if you try to add someone who's not uh he doesn't just he hasn't gotten accounts that set up on the same like region as you you just can't add them like it doesn't work like you literally cannot play against them at all um but instead of when you try to add them it telling you this it just says you've added them but then they don't show up in your friends list um maybe that sounds it sounds like they don't want to be your friend no this is how I well maybe we can't rule that out but it's happened multiple times well that's what I'm saying with with people yeah sure and so so what's the what's the common factor in all of these things oh the fact that we're playing on different servers but yes also the common element you know what rags if you want to be a fucking dick to me I don't know why fucking come on your damn show I'm gonna go somewhere that I don't get cyber bullying I'm just a guest that's a good point I don't know why I don't know why well yeah we discussed I'm just posting memes rag muller dead wolf guy in toxic who for who framed medea rabbit I love he's got all the little he's got all the little text down there Gay features presents an association with rhino milk, pictures production in association with sin sins, bulletproof lesbians and toxic group, Heim spiders, casting by Kyle Ben, editing by only straight man in the room. What is this sound design sound designs by tonal bloke production design by Clinton reviews. D this is really small deceptic deceptive. Deception deception. No, it's not. It's too long for that. Sceptic on the Konecon. Maybe decepticon icon designed by space wizards producers are Patrick Willems, Eric Taks and Jack St written directed by Ryan Johnson. It's down there. I'd watch it. It's right at E for eFap. A lot of work went into all that stuff down there. I couldn't let it go unnoticed. Personal pan panda. What is everyone's thoughts on Sekiro? I've been playing it as much as I can. I'm loving it. It's different from Soulsborne in a great way. Otherwise, I love you guys. Keep it up. Has anyone here played it? No. No, I'm going to play it once I'm done with my Captain Marvel video, which is getting closer and closer to completion. Episode nine inconsistent question. We did do it. It was done. Adolf stands for wolf. So that's oddly fitting. Does it really? I don't think so. Well, you are a Nazi, so it does make sense. Let me look that up real quick. Wolf Blitzer is also a German Nazi. Oh, yeah, it's meaning is literally wolf. Shadows die to us. Nazi like the wolf. Shadows die to us. If you watch Lord of the Rings and you don't watch the extended editions and just watch the theatrical version, there is no curse in elvish English or the tongues of men for such treachery. I'm watching the extended ones just really slowly. So slowly you don't watch them at all. It's great. I've watched the first one now. A year I'll have watched the second one. Love you guys. EFAP is the best part of my week. I've been working on a website to follow your law. EFAP.me. Hope you guys enjoy. Okay, now I need to look this up. It's like we need to know if this is real. It's real. EFAP.me. Oh my God, it's real. It tracks the runtime of EFAP. Six days, 12 hours, 51 minutes and 58 seconds. That's amazing. Host episodes, guests, memes, law. I love this. This is so cool. We have our own website. Oh my God, there's links to all the episodes. Wait, is there a donate? Oh, for the website, okay. Rex, you're on the guest page. Yes, he is. I have the very bottom 30 appearances. That's amazing. It's really awesome to put together. This is really, really cool. You click on Fringy and it goes straight to his channel. That's awesome. The memes. Oh God. It's every single EFAP meme. Okay, maybe not every single. Oh no, wait, show more. Oh my God, it's literally every single EFAP meme. Oh man. Yeah, this is drawing back. I have to bookmark this page now. This is incredible. Yeah, I'm legit going to do that. By the way, Billy, if you're actually seeing the memes section of this website, you can understand that there's too much shit that goes on for you to possibly get. What the fuck is happening? Oh my God. The bookmark icon is the Rhino head. It's incredible. Oh right, I should probably yell. I'll put the link in the chat. It's literally just EFAP. It's a little Rhino. This website, I cannot believe. If you told me a year ago that we were going to make a podcast that would have a fan website dedicated to telling people about the memes. We just bullshit around for a couple hours. I know. A couple of days. A couple years. This is insane. The amount of effort. I'm honestly surprised that there's only six days of EFAP. I really actually thought of it all. There is. Six days and 13 hours, basically. Wow. So many memes. This really puts it to perspective how many memes we have, because I didn't know there was this many. I haven't even seen. I haven't catalogued all of them, but I guess this is essentially it. This is such a sleek website as well. It looks good. It's pleasing to the eye. It's not like one of those web's websites, right? With the custom template. Maybe this is a custom template, but it looks way better than general custom template websites. This is all just here to segue into a Wix sponsor. Oh my god. Oh my god. There's a froggy meme. Guys, if you click on the Facebook link at the bottom and look at his profile image. Wait, what's the Facebook? Oh, he's gone. I'm not sure. Where's this at? You ask a vegan to send new crazy shit, man. I love it. The fact that they're not chronological makes it feel even more like, oh, I got to the end of the list. I'm surprised I even could pull it off. I didn't even get all the links. Like, not even I have all of them. I don't think. Yeah, that's, what's the lore? Oh, coming soon. It's coming soon. Oh, there's so much, though. Yeah, it's pretty tough. You have to go through the memes and like, explain. Yeah. So much good stuff here. Lord of the Donut rings. Your support and donations will help me spend more time going through every anal dweef. Oh my god. Some of these memes are just classics, man. Some of these are so good. We're just infatuated with this website right now. I can't see this Facebook link. Where is it? It's at the bottom. It's a small laugh. Oh, I thought that was just a part of the website. I can't believe that's his profile picture. In the banner is it Trump rally? That's awesome. This guy's awesome. Yeah, we uh, we have to actually link this on the Mooer channel now, efap.me. Oh, I've already put it in the description and it's we'll uh... This better just be in the fucking description of every efap from now on. Yeah. It's a quick way to be like, hey, if you want to catch up, you'll understand everything from this election. Oh god, now there's going to be a slew of dea memes coming. Oh yes, he's going to have to fill it out. Uh, I guess he's going to have to find a place for all the meme videos as well. Yeah. Maybe that goes below, I don't know. Don't stop setting him tasks. I mean, he's set himself. He works for us now. Um... The hills have Medea. Yeah, that's Kibbikins. I guess his name is Kibbikins. Yeah, thanks dude. Awesome. Luke is a pacifist just like Wakandan's. Uh... I think you'll find that Luke actually does attack them even if he is just a hologram. It's still attacking. Hey, that's a reference to that one terrible video that like uh... Hang on, who made that? Oh yeah, Patrick Williams, right? Oh yeah, in fact I was... What? Don't suggest we leave a video made with me, but Patrick Williams. Why is technically not a color? It's just the absence of color? That's black. Rare owner of a Twitter account. What? Why does it have all colors? Rare owner... Has been given many passes including the very hurtful massive pass. Oh wait, are you looking at memes? No, I'm looking at the host section of the website. Oh, is it like a description? Yeah, so for you it says Mahler creates videos covering various games and movies. Rare owner of a Twitter account. Yeah, rare owner of a Twitter account. Rags is an American YouTuber slash handsome doggo. He creates videos about video games, social issues, and industry related shenanigans. Wolf is an American YouTuber who creates videos covering media and social issues. Do the guests have anything? No, they don't have that yet. EFAP.media. Also, I just realized with this episode Jay and Fringy will be drawing with their appearances. I'm taking this as a competition now. If I'm not... I will feel inadequate. Does it count the 11 hour one as two appearances? I imagine it would because they are separate episodes. Yeah. Interesting stuff. But yeah, why just taking to the non-color just the absence of color? When would that have been relevant? I love this quote. I love this total quote. Now, going to the memes. Creativity has allowed the passage of time to bring new and interesting iterations on our favorite gaming fundamentals. Oh, these memes are great. I'm just going through them all. Some of them are so good. I can't believe so many people put this amount of time into these memes. And then someone else was like, I'm going to compile this and make a EFAP website. I mean, like, we just... we just... sit down and cover videos and stuff. I mean, like, we just... sit down and cover videos and stuff. We have arguments about pants on this show. Does, like, the Sardana cast and stuff have this kind of thing? I imagine everyone's got their fan bases doing stuff, but I don't think I've ever seen it to this degree. Oh my God, there's one... the Objectivist Manifesto when it's done in the style of mine comp. Oh, this is a mistake. Mattel's had two appearances. He was on the gaming one and he was on the one with Joseph Anderson, I believe. I take it back, this is the worst website ever. Worst website ever. Throw it away. Is there a video to watch or something? Yes, we totally did it. It's stylistically designed to be that way. Another beautiful long-term quote from... Who even said that originally? It's stylistically designed to be... I'm actually sure that was like a prequels coverage quote. Oh, there you go. Muller, I made a parody video of Joseph Anderson inspired by your Gadelp video. Search Avengers is not a superhero movie. That's the one you were talking about, right, Jay? It is. I found that. I was really disappointed when you told me it was a parody because I wanted to... I think the joke is... Joseph Anderson said so was not horror. He's saying it's not a superhero movie. Hello, Goyim hypothetical. The three of you are hired to write an executive produce the remakes of both Alien 3 and Resurrection. How would you do it? What would you change? And I'll keep the same, if anything. I'd make it never exist. Yeah, I'd be like, first port of call is do we even need sequels? Can we just leave it? And then it's like, if you have to, probably try and change it up again. So Alien... and Aliens are very different films. Why not have Alien be the franchise where you try and do a different format every time? Fuck it. Maybe leave Ripley and her people alone. Explore some other aspect of... So he want to make his Prometheus? I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. I'm pretty cool stuff. I didn't realize that the word grammar was written incorrectly on his microphone in this meme. On what meme? On the tonal meme. The one I just posted. Get old tonal. Tonal. On that Georgie meme. Jesus. This is the thing. It's like, sorry that we slowed down a bit. It's just kind of amazing to see it all like this. It's like, whoa. One day we're getting like 20 years from now. We're going to look back at this and we're going to be like, someone made a website about us talking about movies. Literally do an episode where we just look through the meme section of that website or something. It'll be in the last episode. That's about the good times. There are so many memes to get through. Medea Potter the chamber of Medea. The chamber of Medea. Right. Anyway, carry on. Ryan Johnson gives you the chance to make one change or addition to the Last Jedi. What would it be and why? That it was never made. One significant change. Ryan Johnson was never born. Honestly, the Luke the Luke. Yeah, Luke. Honestly. What about you, Billy? What would the one change you would make to TLJB? Uh... Probably that Asian girl make her not even preachy about the animals. She has a name, dude. I don't remember her fucking name Rose. Was it Rose? She was preachy about the animals. She was cheesy, but I don't know. Animal abuse is bad. It's so bad. The worst thing of Galaxy. Did you make a law? It was all worth it. Why didn't the Republic make a law outlawing child slavery? Why are we saving the Republic again? Kids make the best slaves. They don't need so much. It's true. I know this from my experience. Less resources, but they can't lift as much. But if one dies, it's like you don't have an investment lost either. Yeah, exactly. You just feed them to the space horse. Y'all have the best chemistry on YouTube, love ya. Well, thank you. Thanks. What do you guys hear about Ryan Johnson doesn't care if JJ Ratkins last Jedi? What kind of person cares so little for his work? It's just pathetic. The quote I saw was someone asked, what's your action if JJ changes things? If he wants to go into episode 9 without thinking about his own work, he just wants to see it for what it is. It's not going to... You don't have to defend your work before you even see what they do to it. Yeah, but he said that there's nothing wrong with it. I don't know. I don't think he said a lot. That's the problem. But I would want to poke him on that. I'd be like, you don't care if... I think there's a lot of rumors going around. This is the thing that you made. I think the question involved asking about Rey's parents being answered in episode 9. How do you feel considering you said there was nobody and he was just like, well, you know, it's their story now. Well, he might not be able to say much either, right? Like, until it's released. Maybe. If they change anything, they go, fucking boycott it. Fuck, Luke was pretty outspoken during everything and then when shit hit the fan, Mark Hamill was right. He wasn't too hard on Rey and Johnson when all was said and done. Yeah. I mean, they seem to be friends. Yeah. Would sucking your clone's dick be counted as twin zest or self zest? I was asked this earlier today. Masturbation. Earlier today and I was asked literally the same question in pretty much the same wording. It's just gay. No, it's not gay at all. It's you. It's a different masturbation. Person who asked this. Did you ask me this on my stream? You remember that name? I didn't look at the person who asked me. Wow. It's still doing the deal means in chat. How long has it been a clone of you? How long has it been a clone of you? What does it matter? The moment that the clone even read just the clone knowing that it's a clone means that its experiences have diverged I was going to say how would that be that wouldn't be masturbation at that point because you're not getting the feeling the other thing is. Exactly. You're getting different feelings. The clone is different from you in the way that its experiences and the way that its own is different from your own. You're not going to be identical. A clone would only be as similar to you as like a twin would. Oh my God, my dear, unchained. Yeah, the longer that the clone went on, the more and more different it would be. Yeah, like from the moment the clone's created you become a different person to you. Yeah, it diverges from you. Which means it's not you. It looks like you. There's definitely a component where if it looks like you that could be a sexual aspect. It'd be like getting off your twin. Yeah, like I would fuck myself. I'm pretty good. But did the twin never had any of your actual experiences in them? This one still does. Well, that's the thing. If it didn't have the experiences or the memories of experiences then that's a distinction without a difference. Pretty much, yeah. A bonus question is what if the clone was a trap? Wouldn't that make you a trap? Yeah, then you'd be a trap. You would have to be a trap to... I mean you'd have to be a really damn good trap to fool yourself. Hey Rags, Rags, sorry. Love the new episode of Godel but you have a genuine act for real, authentic game analysis. When can we expect episode 3? Episode 3 will be on April the 1st 2020. You can catch it on... I'm going to actually... I'm going to post it on Mahler's channel. That's fair enough. I'm going to have him do some voice work for a lot of the video. I'll post it on his channel as well. Remember the D-Day scene in Save & Private Ryan? Where a bullet ricochets off a guy's helmet and what happens the moment he takes it off? I guess that's referencing the fact that they didn't have helmets in the trailer for... I forget the name of it the fucking Wolfenstein thing. Well, no they did. It's a helmet and she just like punctures it with an axe. I was like, no. He said you'll watch this but not the Godzilla 2 trailer. It's like, yeah. We were watching stuff that was terrible. Godzilla 2 trailer doesn't look that bad. How dare you say that big shark looks terrible. You know what I mean by terrible? I mean incredible. Those two words are synonyms. Check it out in the dictionary, idiot. Yeah, it's subjective. If you get shot by a rifle caliber, yeah, your head will pop but not handgun calibers. I mean you have to get shot by like a really big bullet. Does it really? Handgun caliber? It depends on the bullet as well. It has to be a really big bullet. Not just the size of it but the type. You can get different bullets that do different things. Different bullets will do different things. You can't just shoot someone with a handgun. Your head just disappears, especially below the neck. If you shoot a bullet that has a grenade inside of it and the grenade goes off the second bullet goes into the guy's head and then lasers. A lot of bullets are made to ricochet as well and bounce around inside of things tearing them over. Yeah, but that will take your head off because it will just bounce around inside the skull. There's like a .22 can do that. Like a .22LR can do that. And the trailer of the head didn't just pop it just disappeared. At the bottom of the neck it was just a clean gun. There weren't like any little fleshy bits hanging off. It wasn't like half a skull. It wasn't halfway gone at the jaw. No, it's just gone. It had been cleanly severed. That's one thing I don't like about fallout. I should probably check to see if there's a mod to fix this. But when you have a pistol and you shoot someone's head and the head explodes I'm like... Bobson said ask rags about a Godwin-9998 I guess. Is that a caliber? A Godwin-998? I don't, yeah. I don't know. I'm unfamiliar with that. A Blessed Pipeman? Oh, you're talking about a heavy bolter from the Warhammer games. They fire a .998, I believe. No weapon. Yeah, and it's basically they're like mini grenades essentially so they'll hit and then they'll explode. It's a bullet per se. It's more like an exploding tank shell. But I think that's the caliber that the heavy bolter uses. I think the standard bolters use just a .75. But those are what the space marines use and stuff like that. Is there still an eFap on my birthday if I'm in a country one day ahead of eFap? Yes. Say what? Yeah, sure. It just is. It's on everyone's birthdays so it works. For Wolf, what is dumb? I don't know. We're going over this again. I think even Geeks of Gables caught on to it the second rags and said it. I guess it's just the fact that some people have never heard that's where dumb comes from. I often use it as an example of when people say you can't use insults if they have medical origins. They'll often ignore the fact that dumb has one. Yeah, it's very strange. It's almost like the whole idea is to not answer the things people say. The implications of it are staggering and past anything you could have imagined. How are all of you lovely hatemongers this evening? Just one. I'm doing really well. I feel good. I'm not answering that because I'm not a hatemonger. I'm a person who doesn't associate with these degenerates. I'm drinking. I'm almost finished with it. But I'm drinking a Red's Apple Ale with these. I like them. I think they're very good. They taste very good. Evan Monroe said, Mola, in your debate with Just Right you touched on Westwild being objectively bad. In the words of Gus Fring, explain yourself. I will probably make a video for it one day. Like I said, it's the one project that I've started and never finished because I dropped it to write my TLJ video. I was pissed at TLJ to the point of wanting to do something else. And to this day I haven't picked it back up because Westwild has sort of faded in my memory because I haven't needed to rewatch it in any way. Nobody really talks about it. Season 2 is hated by its fans. I was like, I guess it's dead. However, the easiest way to put it is just how inconsistent the security system is without it being retarded in most cases. The entire plot doesn't make any sense at all. And the only way people justify it is the creator wanted it to be all that way without spoiling too much. The reason I hate Westwild so much is because of how much I love the opening couple of episodes that are amazingly well done and then the writing just takes a shit on itself. It's bad, but I'm not going to let that go to waste because I think I had 30,000 words already done about Westwild, so I'll pick it back up someday, but it won't be for a while. Admitting that you saw Spider-Man 3 before all those good movies is like being proud that you banged Paris Hilton when you could have had Scarlett Johansson. I never said I was proud of it. I just think it's funny. Okay, Jay's selection of movies you'll never know what's going to be in there. I like bad movies. I really like that movie. You need to make that list, by the way. You're in a unique position where making that list wouldn't be so hard. Haha, thank you. I'm not joking. Me, Wolf and Rags, if we tried we'd be like, oh shit, I did see that. To be fair, I know that there are like, I'm sure there are movies I wouldn't think of, but probably it would for you. You already asked me that. I did? What was the answer? What do you think the answer was? You didn't want to judge you. No. Seven? You're just repeating all of that. I actually haven't seen seven yet. You disappoint me. Have you seen Catwoman 2004? I wish I didn't. I've seen it multiple times. Why? Multiple times. It's funny. No. It's really funny. It's really funny. Ladies of Glory? Galaxy Quest? Yeah, I was going to say that. Okay, thank you. School of Rock? Yes. Fanboys? The Perfect Storm? No. Cinderella Man? Gangs of New York? I was feeling really happy that because there were like two in a row. I'm having fun guessing if I'm right or not. You've been pretty spot on so far. The fugitive? Are those all the super chats? There's a bunch of them, but obviously don't feel obligated to stay. I'll be getting through them. Wait, I'm not obligated to stay? Bye. Cinderella Madea? Cinderella Madea? What if you said Cinderella Mad Deer? I could use it. Prove it that way. Blades of Madea? Wolf, I read your Fallout 76 book and it's The Big Gay. Cool. That's from Creamy Sheave, by the way. Thank you. Have you seen Blue as the warmest color? No. Anyone else? Obviously, I'm not asking you, Jay. I just didn't answer because I knew that. Question. If Luke says the Jedi are just as bad as the Sith because they allowed Vader to happen, isn't that like saying the Jews are just as bad as the Nazis because they allowed Hitler? It's almost like the last Jedi was terrible writing. I mean, I was going to say like, Luke's take on the Jedi is laughably one-sided. Even if he was right, they're not even that bad still. It's like they tried to stop the bad guys, but they failed. I think it's more like saying Austria should have prevented Hitler because like, were there any Jewish people involved? Was it Hitler's mom Jewish? Was she? I didn't know that. Yeah. She was Jewish. She just had that abortion. Yeah, Luke's abortion. It blames the fucking victims of the people. It blames the victims of the Sith for the Sith. If he was a real person saying that in today's environment about real historical things, he would be shit on so fucking hard. Literally, I said that the Jedi trained Darth Vader. It's like... He wasn't Darth Vader when they trained him. They were training him. Like, you're going to be evil when you're older. That, it gets like, yay. Oh, this is a strange one. But it was unorthodox for Darth Vader to be created, right? Like, he wasn't supposed to show up so late as a padawan. Yeah, they did say that. But I mean, Luke showed up pretty late. He showed up lately. I'd say that there's a pretty big difference between saying, oh, it's kind of too late to train him and he's going to end up being Vader. Like, Satan. Yeah, it's a big stretch. Billy the fridge, more like Billy the bridge. Dick. I don't get it. Because you just walk on top of him to the other side of things. Because he bridges large caps. That's why did Billy cross the bridge? To get to the fridge. To get to the fridge. They're going to throw Medea in there somehow. To get to the Medea fridge. My goodness, could this man have more of a generic essay as to voice? I wonder who that's referring to out of our selection today. I guess it's not the Obi. I think brown table it must be, right? Possibly. It was still pretty early on, right? Yeah, I think it would have been brown table. It's 2007, got to have that 9-11 commentary. Drew. Was this a joke video, like, more April Fools? Oh, the genius Spider-Man one? I mean, his audience seems to have taken it extremely seriously. But, um, it may as well check, because that would be awkward if I didn't note that. Brown table. Two years ago. But wait, was it? Two years ago? No, January 5th. Oh, wait, we did say that, sorry on the actual thing. Uh, you're not thinking about it hard enough. Brown table or H-Bomber Guy? Wait, is that a question? I would take H-Bomber Guy over brown table for analysis, just because he'll actually come up with something, usually. I'm retired. The grim adventures of Billy and Medea. Oh, these are never gonna... Carpenter Brutt isn't Dubstep, just saying. Carpenter Brutt. I know what that's referencing. That's gonna be the music from the trailer we watched. You said you called discount Dubstep, which, by the way, it wasn't Dubstep. So it's called Carpenter Brutt? Do you fast to be Dubstep? I would assume so. I know my EDM. I know my EDM is the three things I know. Let me have my high... Alright, fine. You can have that, Jim. Thank you. You can't spell Medea without an E-A-D-E-N-N. That's true. But despite that, love to you, and the boys. More of a question for Rags and Wolf, but more look at the answer as well if you want. What would be the most unattractive thing a man can be, do, or have, asking for a friend out of curiosity? Fat. Um... Fat? No, like, fat is one of them. Um... In a guy... I'm sorry, Billy. You're very... I only just realized like a second after I said it. Rags, give me his things. I'm sorry. I want to be nice to Billy. I'm sorry. Fat people are pretty gross most of the time. I'm just like an exception to the rule. He's not happy, Jolly. He is Jolly. He is Jolly. That donut looks pretty good. That's a big turn off. I think probably being a rapist is... Yeah, no, that's a turn off. No, I'm gonna do that. I'm down for it. Um... A very feminine voice. Oh. You know, the guys who really can't grow beards but they have that line that goes under their chin, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or the guys that are balding and they just don't have the will to shave their head. Oh, yeah. I really want to fuck Patrick Willems. Oh, no. Guys, when you start going bald, take it all off. Just take it all off. You'll look so much better. It looks great. I mean, it looks better. I went to a Walmart the other day and there was a dude who was balding to the point that he had a ring of long hair. Like, just a U of it. And there was a big bald spot over his head. Like, it was totally shaved on the head but just a ring of long hair. It was the most unsettling thing I'd ever seen in a minute. It's like Hulk Hogan's hair. Does Hulk Hogan really have hair like that? Hulk Hogan has, like, a ridiculous bald spot and then long hair on the sides. Like, it's crazy. Hulk Hogan hair is... Oh, God, yeah. It's like that but worse. Yeah, much worse. You always want to go stone cold Steve Austin when you're balding, not Hulk Hogan. Oh, yeah. If you can grow a goatee. I'm fine with your bald. Also, like, the dudes who have, like... I don't know if any of you have seen what people's teeth look like after they have chewing tobacco for too long. Like, they start to go, like, brownish. Yeah. Yeah, like smoking, chewing tobacco, stuff like that that fucks with your teeth and your breath, I really don't like it. Yeah. I really don't like it. Hey, that's a pretty good set of answers for that question, I think. I think you nailed it. It's just stuff like basic hygiene. Oh, definitely. Not a lot of surprising answers. I was going to say the question was obviously about what about men specifically rather than people. I don't like beards on men. They're so attractive. You're wrong. Wolf and rags fight each other. Most beards are just hiding a weak chin, right? A lot of them are, yeah. Maybe not all of them, but there's a lot of conversation. Like, I'm fine with a little, like, chin strap that accents your jawline. That's fine with me. But, like, bushy stuff. I don't want to get tickled when I kiss you. That's so adorable. Have you kissed a guy? It's all the same at all. It's weird. I don't mean to, like, hate you. No, it's just different. It's a definite different feeling. There's just that scratchy stubble and you're, like, Yeah, I like smooth-shaven guys, especially around their mouth, beneath their nose, between their lip and their chin. Luckily for me, you know, I can't grow a beard or have to fuck my... No, I'm... I've never had a beard. I can't grow a beard. I just keep a little bit of, like, like a chin sort of thing going that's fairly well groomed just to kind of accent the jawline. Yeah, I love that music. Wolf, in the reassure chat, the beards are cool. My beard goes down, like, just slightly past my neck and I like it. How's your chin underneath that beard? It's fine. It's pronounced and strong and manly. If I can't have hair, then I may as well have a beard. So they might cut out there. Hey, guys, love to watch EFAP on the job. Keeps my moral up on this long day's roof and keep it up and bring on Sargon to talk about Starship Troopers. That's not out of the question. We could cover a video that, like, hates Starship Troopers or something. That could be fun. Oh, yeah, that would be great. Have him on to talk about Starship Troopers. He's a contentious individual called Mola. He's a part of a cult and is very toxic. Thanks. We tend to stay away from the really bad ones. Like, the Mola guy, he's ruined YouTube. It sounds like a bad influence. Don't platform him. Don't signal boost him. Just ignore him and you'll go away. Is there a link to this cult, though, if I wanted to join it? Yeah. I want to see it. I don't want to join it. I just want to, you know, wow. I want to make sure I know what it is so if I see it, I can go the other way. I can ban the website, you know. So I can know really where to avoid. With all of the adpocalypse, I think the next evolution of earning on YouTube is cults, right? Oh, why not, you know. Might as well do it. It's going to be about the t-shirts and the gift bags. That's how the cults will grow. But I make sure you have the best. And we started up really good because obviously ours will come with a free sachet of rhino milk It's amazing that in four years Disney has trashed the Star Wars brand and pretty much ruined any chance of Episode 9 being a successful brand. I think it'll make a lot of money. Yeah. That's how you define successful brand, I suppose. But I'm pretty sure Episode 9 is still going to make a bunch of money. Even the people who hate it are going to go see it. You know. Do you mean people who hate Episode 8 are going to go see it? Because obviously they wouldn't know they hate Episode 9 until they go. But people, like, pretty much, people who hate Episode 8 and even 7 are going to go see it. Just because. I don't think Solo is an indicator of how Episode 9 will do. I don't think so either. Solo is just really badly marketed. There's a whole set of reasons. There's a whole set of reasons, yeah. The subject matter. I don't think we needed a Solo film. A Solo film. I think if they would have left... Was it Lord and Miller? If they would have them on, it might have been... That film... What did it cost? It was an absurd amount of money. I think it was over 300 million by the time... Yeah, and it's tied to reshoots and just how extravagant a lot of the sets and costumes were. Which is the kind of thing that I... I don't think... I don't know... Yeah, 300 million, which means it's 600 million. Like, it's tough to make 600 billion. And that's just a break-even. Disney's like... They're fine though, right? They make so much money everywhere else. They can fuck up one or two. Since they own Black Panther... The MCU is just paying for everything, I think. No matter how many flops they get. Not just the MCU, because the beauty and the beast did really well. All the Disney stuff does well. Disney prints money for the most part. They have a couple of slip-ups, but... I mean, Star Wars should be printing the money. It's one of the ones... It should be, yeah. Hi, so I'm late, but is that Billy the fucking fridge? Yeah, Billy the Medea. I love how it's still going. I know, it's been a half hour. It's still kind of relentless. I think it might be coming on an hour at this point. Oh, man. So much passion for Medea. The Medea desolation on Medea. The cat in Medea. Princess Mediano. Medea dearest. The mask of Medea. Man, this is going to last. This is going to be... It's just in the chat forever for now. People just try to make Medea. When are we going to get creamy Medea? Oh. It's one of the frequent memers. I'm sure the account has already been set up. Okay, Medea. Is it Hammond Pineapple Wolf? Is that a reference to... It's just a question. Is it Hammond Pineapple Wolf? It's actually a kind of pizza. Is it Hammond... What? I don't understand. Did you get a pizza? No. People just said I did. When I immediately... I had to go to the bathroom. I love all you guys' content. How do you feel about Disney confirming to make more alien movies? Stop. Please. Just stop it, please. It's not a matter of if it's already dead. This is a thing that died back in the f***ing 80s. How much are they going to kick the corpse? Me and Rags are seeing Captain Marvel. Haven't released a video on it though, have you? As of today, I had to re-record a couple of things. It's at 1 hour 44 now. I'm edited through... It's so bad. They're like every... I've edited through nearly 1 hour and 20 minutes. So it's going to be another week before I can get a first draft. That's longer than the film, isn't it? No. 1 hour 40 minutes is still shorter than the film. The film's over 2 hours, right? It's definitely shorter than the film, otherwise it might be bad. Yeah. Let's make sure, because I don't want my video to be bad. Length, Captain Marvel. 2 hours and 6 minutes? Yeah, so I'm fine still. I'll make it, Jay. I'll make it. I'm going to have to head out here. I'm going to go watch a movie with a friend, but it was... I gotta go eat a pizza. What movie? Pet Sematary. Okay. I haven't seen it yet. I just finished the book today, so I'm eager to see what they're going to do with it. Let me know if it's terrible. I'm curious. Yeah, I watched YMS's 2 minute review where he said absolutely nothing of something. Yeah, he didn't say anything. I watched it and I was like, I learned absolutely nothing from this video. That's probably... I hesitate to say it, but it's probably his worst video ever. Not because... He just doesn't say anything. I was actually surprised. When I saw it was 2 minutes, I was like, there is no way. There is no way he could possibly get a point across in this video and lo and behold, he didn't. But I will report the next EFAP on my findings. Billy, it was good talking to you again. Yeah, good talking to you again. Yeah, you'll be here on the DP next week. Oh, absolutely. Demonstration, boy. And Jay, I hate you. Yeah. All right, I'll see you guys. See you man. Bye. What a nerd. I believe you guys... Sorry, I kind of interrupted there, but I do want to say I just opened my Creator Dashboard and my most recent comment says I don't want to make you seriously until I saw your face. That's why you don't do face reveals chilling. It's so funny, I get the comments so much. Your voice doesn't match your face. I've had three people say until I saw your face, I thought you were black. What was that? I don't want to see what you look like. I don't want to see what anyone looks like. You're just a picture on the internet and you've got a voice attached to it and that's fine for me. Many people at this point have said your voice just doesn't match your face at all. Probably... A similar number have said you sound 30 and look 12. It's a fun thing. I would never have found this out about myself. I didn't do this. That's... Nicholas Cage as Madea Noir. She's the cooked grenade of superheroes. I appreciate that. Madea into the Madeaverse. Dear guests, stop lowering the standards for writing for fuck's sake. Stop making excuses for mistakes in writing. It's okay. I'll stop. Fury isn't a spider so he couldn't see the future. You don't know that. He's a spider. Just write it in the future that he's half spider DNA. The only thing they had to do was not have the pager. A man bites a spider and the spider gets human powers and becomes Nick Fury. That's an interesting point. Super Chat said that why not just not have the pager. Let's just say he didn't call anybody and she arrived because of the fact that all this is going on. She finds out that Thanos collected all the stones. That would make a lot of sense. Obviously the Creil would know about Thanos. There's no way they don't know about Thanos realistically. She would be like, oh no, what if they get to Earth and she rushes off? The last stone was at Earth. You could just say she turned up looking in the last place he would have finished the job to see if he was looking for leads on where he is. That's the thing. When you think about it, it would make sense if at the end of Infinity War loads of random fuckers showed up in Wakanda that we had no idea what they were. Lots of people would know about Thanos and lots of people would want to stop him and lots of people would know exactly where he was going. That would be a really great opportunity to have some crazy references and these are all people that get wiped out or undone. Squirrel Girl. Fuck, we got a raccoon, right? Why not? I want them to do Squirrel Girl. Was Thanos' plan that public? With the Vinnie Stones? Yeah. He would start acting on it until he knew where the Soul Stone was. Even if we take the Stones out of the equation what we would have is Captain Marvel knowing or learning about Thanos and the Chitari going from planet to planet and because she has some vested interest in Earth and some people on it then she would want to if she was like a human character she would want to go to Earth to protect Earth. And that would be all the that would really be all the reasons you'd need. I'm just going to say people would know that people knew that Thanos was getting the Stones because it was there's a line in the film that says it's been a week since he got the first stone from Xander. Yeah, not just that but like Ronan's there's no way it wouldn't have spread that Ronan tried to attack everybody with a Power Stone and Xander kept it and that he was working for Thanos this whole time there's no way people wouldn't be aware that something's going on there but there's space to assume they don't know exactly what he's doing but enough to know that they're aware of him and that's all we need to send her over there. I think it would be really cool if at the end of Infinity War Xander Thanos but also it would be kind of confusing people would be like what? I don't know I would like it but I get why they didn't do it Wolf just finished your book it was awful don't you think you could have chosen a better title Interstellar Marine sounds a bit generic No for a shit character at a shit movie like Captain Marvel I can't suspend my disbelief they aren't worth it I barely ever got immersed when I was watching the film because it just there's too much stuff that my brain had trouble with in that film and I think it's because of the fact that you introduce a way wider space universe to the MCU which is 20 to 23 films now you gotta be careful there's a lot of continuity to keep track of I think the end game will be 22 or is it 23 I think 23 I remember seeing it somewhere but either way Billy the Fridge will be exposed on June 27th lies not true what's happening on June 27th I don't know this guy says this all the time when Drunken Hell and I'm like June 27th has absolutely know me like you know when somebody close to me's birthday or something I don't think I did I don't know what June 27th is but it's okay it's Ilocometro's birthday so that's it that's why I'm being exposed Ilocometro knows EFAP on Alpha and Omega when is that the movie right that's the one didn't Wolfe cover it or something Wolfe movies that Wolfe covered I'm not sure how we get that into an e-mail Jane's quiet voice equals silent milk but you can hear him still well like all milk is silent is it though what about if it falls onto the ground you've clearly never heard of screaming milk I've heard some pretty loud milkshakes being made do you like skim 2% whole or screaming this guy sounds like discount Commander Shepard would that be the up next guy or would that be Captain Midnight maybe hmm I don't know oh it must have been up next because the next one is Goose with no endgame poster crime of the century oh I get it because Goose should have had their own game poster yeah fuck Goose I still think they should have released a trailer of Ant-Man going up Thanos' Barton April Fool's Day I think they should have well have you seen the video of somebody made of it yeah wait okay I know what I'm doing after the stream you can not only look at but sound like women now he said the M word I'm so mad I might say the N word more when I saw Godel I clapped but I was unable to understand some of it please try harder next time that means it was successful Medea Avengers 9-11 I mean they may have made that movie I don't know there's a lot of Medea movies Wolf who is your favorite Lord of the Rings character and why what would Wolf say to that either way I'm actually I'm not sure what Wolf would say it might be Aragorn Aragorn I don't know I'ma write it down so that he can answer it on the next e-fap um Wolf fave laur tour character best notation ever um Medea Nado a battle angel a wrinkle in medea 12 angry medeas Air Force Medea Austin Powers the Medea who shagged me I feel thin sort of stretched like butter scraped over too much butter rolls oh lord Medebo Baggins return of Medea the men who stare at Medea's Medea Medea 3 Medea Resurrection these these are great fab I'm guessing that starts with Medea that weird cat pick is from an EW shoot early in production oh enemy at Medea Home Alone 2 lost in Medea know I'm your father Medea Baggins World War Medea watch my dishonored wolf funeral vid it's only 11 seconds and my Jeremy from Geeks and Gamers Dumbo meme great stream mohler can't wait for Captain Marvel vid uh thank you uh well yeah thanks and it's coming dishonored wolf funeral video I'm guessing it's an April Fools thing uh but yeah I mean I'll try it Rebeba too we're gonna have to try and get through these before everybody starts dying was it a common theory that Finn had the force I thought Rey could just detect his conflict not feel some kind of force a wren sorry I guess we never have it confirmed for sure yet but he still he still could use the force there's no you know maybe Alpha and Medea I have never seen Lord of the Rings or the Hobbit I mean jeez watch Lord of the Rings come on yeah like we're not gonna kill you but we would consider it I know I'm pulling out of the burning building it's not we're gonna save you either they don't kill you they slowly build up like a blood curdling rage that will eventually lead into like the rage will kill death like the death will occur but it will beat you to like an accident right you know um you wouldn't kill maybe you would accidents happen little kid Kiro Medea dies twice is my favorite game in 2019 best black art game since 50 cent blood in the sand alright anyone care to read my book it's about my escape from addiction to very shy reviewers on youtube acquiring massive amounts of wealth and cheap beautiful women it's called from rags to bitches yeah boy toxic brood art at Gavin Monroe 7 look very closely uh is that on twitter or what did we to be looking at already I'm not sure can you see if you can get the spiffing Brits on your show I have no idea who that is but we'll eventually get to more people as time goes on I suppose so hopefully if if he's interested I don't know Mola rags and wolf give me genuinely what make me genuinely question if I'm straight or not is that weird nope it's perfectly normal I was gonna say that's that happens more than it doesn't our trap flashlights gay mmm that's just a dildo yeah depending on what kind of trap you are though right it's gay to ask it's good yeah that's true you know it it's I mean it's not the flashlight itself it's what you're thinking about while you're fucking the flashlight people don't need to ask you don't need to ask if something's gay just enjoy yourself and don't worry unless it's gay in which case fuck you unless you unless you only enjoy it if you know it's gay the guy who said about the great company offering great products at great prices or whatever he said he's referring to Amazon not epic yeah there's a reason Amazon became so popular in his so I mean as a customer I use Amazon every once in a while had no problems they're very easy to work with my stuff arrives on time I don't have any problems except yeah there's this stuff about the way they treat customers which isn't exactly reassuring but I'm hoping that that's just you know an exception that they've you know caved now they're not actually continuing it the whole thing about they wouldn't allowed bathroom breaks or whatever because that depends on the bottles employees yeah yeah I think that was a bunch of I think that was a bunch of BS fake news really well either way I hope it's not going on right now you guys should get Arch and Sargon on potentially potentially yeah you bet here eggs what's this I'm hearing about you and smud oh nothing's happened smud boys come out in defense a bit about epic in this store I think he thinks that everyone's being too harsh to them about what's happening and obviously if you follow rags you would have known that we did a stream on his channel relatively recently basically ripping into epic 100% so a lot of people have memed about how it would be like a rags this mud thing but I don't I don't think that's going to happen no for smud's sake there you go I'm a day of Genesis but anyways guys Oh Lord Lord is that some kind of like Medea catchphrase does she say oh lord oh lord aliens colonial medeans wolf you should probably lay off Jay you're like 13 bucks and 25 publishing years behind in WOT pleb oh that's wheels of time I think yeah but wolf is that would be this is the thing if Jay hadn't seen Lord of the Rings but he had seen like a whole bunch of other things I'm pretty sure we'd just be like well then watch Lord of the Rings Jesus yeah I don't I haven't seen anything I didn't like realize this until I don't I didn't realize how much I hadn't seen until a friend of mine pointed out to me a couple of months before I came on eFap and then when I came on eFap it was reminded to me I'm like it's it's I'm learning fair though because you're dealing with people who especially me like watching films is one of the main things I've done media-wise throughout my life so you know it's a non-fair thing but you should watch Lord of the Rings though that should really you know have you ever seen the Power Rangers movie Five News I loved it as a kid yeah I'm sorry you loved it as a kid yeah I don't fucking love it now I'm sorry is there something wrong no you know what's funny I can still remember isn't he like at a fairground selling his ooze and he's like guys and girls girls and guys gather round and feast your eyes that's buried into my head thanks to the fact that I watched it so much when I was a kid I can't get it out of my head Jay help that's where it belongs no Ivan who's a part of you now Ivan Medea Decaro is good but not as good as DS1 Old Bloodborne Ginny to the center of Medea The Toxic Brood, the Rhino Milk and the Holy Medea coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine Eric's posting the lyrics again he's got four super chats that are just what is that song um fuck it was only a kiss everything will be alright either way yes ifap.medea oh that'll happen eventually I'm sure she's in the lore now I'm curious how the lore section's gonna go interesting uh choking on your alibis was just the price I pay destiny's calling be yep that's oh it's Mr Brightside that's the name of the song right uh man is it the Killers yeah it's definitely Mr Brightside um either way well you seem to be born to do what you're doing right now on YouTube what do you think has prepared you the most to be the critic you are today I mean most in terms of films like I said I've said before it's like the biggest thing that got me into being able to like break them all down which watched a shit ton of them yeah it's like the best way to become a debater is to that too as well I think me and rags kind of share like a similar history with that watching and learning from debates for a very very long time you absorb it yeah um the creature from the black medea you guys are making my Sunday shift at work bearable how's everyone doing what's everyone's release schedule for videos I'm all caught up and it's hellish love y'all stay cheeky I don't have a schedule I'm just working working working have you got a review coming up yeah every uh every Wednesday on exclusively games I do a a short review a different game my like I said optimistically captain marvel video will be a week realistically two weeks pessimistically three weeks but certainly before endgame otherwise Jesus Christ I'll be late to the party with that one won't I won't I a little bit oh boy molar is the biggest malls of media review I don't know what that means but I know biggest malls is this guy so yes you missed a lot of details at Gavin Monroe what's happening are you wait is that meant for us or is that one of the memes we looked at I'm not sure what you're referring to sir um my dick stinks from Mr. Butterfield sir okay because it's because it's very clear that almost no one criticizes your videos have watched them if you consider creating a mall eclipse channel and take your individual points into them into dedicated video essays not really a lot of my videos tend to they're like a progression in order to watch you know like the latest stuff watch the middle stuff watch the beginning you know what I mean like it's not I structure my videos to be consumed as they are so to split them might screw it up or make it awkward or whatever I'm not sure but if they're capable of it I don't know that I'd like hate it if other people tried to make some sort of attempt at doing that but I mean eventually it would be weird because it's like I should be doing it at that point I don't know how I feel about that it's kind of weird at that point because the whole reason I could have been doing this the whole time right by splitting up my videos into 10 to 15 minute parts but then I'd be dealing with like a 30 part series for certain things so I don't know I figure that if ever there was a particularly a part that you particularly like to want to send to somebody you can just time stamp it right you'll just save most yeah no I'm really um I don't know about it just yet are you familiar at all with pond story games he has a great TFA review and a review on how Rogue One is just as bad as the rest of them all I've heard about pond story games is that you put a comment somewhere saying that I have bad taste and isn't he the same guy who said that graphics can't be bad something like that and a lot of people want to just recover it and I think his argument was that it's just pixels or something like that yeah that's being stupid yeah his video is called there's no such thing as bad graphics it's retarded yeah we might cover that future who knows can you do an audio tutorial or recommend one your audio is amazing literally just using the AT2020 I do a small amount of noise reduction on audacity and then there's a track I put it into on Vegas that has a bit of compression and equalization it's nothing complicated it's probably more the microphone than it is me yeah just get a good microphone get a quiet room learn to pronunciate well and that'll really do it because I just talk into a microphone that's all I do hey rags I'm curious what do you find wrong with the epic games store and I'm willing to have a discussion over the topic steam has cloud saves, epic does not steam has user profiles, epic does not steam has user reviews epic does not steam has forums for games epic does not steam has mod distribution, epic does not luckily both epic and steam do have friends list in chat but while steam has groups for games epic does not steam has item trading, epic does not steam has library sorting epic does not steam has sharing and steam in home streaming epic has no equivalents steam has broadcasting live streaming, epic does not steam has screenshot capture and sharing and community bases for those epic does not steam has user created guides for games that anybody can put out publicly epic does not, steam also has wish lists for the store, epic does not yeah but is it really that bad um I'm guessing that steam has midia, epic does not and then there's the whole the practices thing and the shopping cart, yeah there's just I don't have to worry about someone stealing all my data from steam I have to worry about that on epic and as was pointed out on a reddit post that I actually shared with Mahler is that one of the the one about why steam takes a bigger cut and why the reasons for that and why that happens I was based here, let me pull up the link here steam's cut does lower depending on sales figures so for sales between 10 and 50 million they take 25 percent cut and for all sales over 50 million they take a 20 percent cut if steam were to adjust their cut they'd probably take a discounted rate for any developers it uses a percentage of the cut and they provide that numerous list of free of charge stuff to the users and that applies not just for the people who are the consumers on the site it applies to the developers and the way that they can use steam to put their stuff out there with guides and the forums and this that and the other thing there's 90 million monthly users on steam and they've increased that from 67 million from last year and a 2015 count says there were 125 million active accounts and when you take into account what they provide for each user it's pretty incredible like every user gets 20 gigabytes of storage for screenshots they have live hosting and in-house markets and all that stuff that I went through and when you think about it oh and all of their stuff they provide all the servers for all of the games that you play developers don't have to worry about them themselves it's steam is there to take care of a lot of that stuff they have denial of service protection for all their games I think they're going to look into cloud server hosting which could be a huge feature for developers to use and cloud hosting isn't very cheap and what's interesting is that when you look at Epic and their praise for taking a 12% cut but all they really have to worry about is just keeping their servers online they don't have to spend all this money on all of the features and stuff that steam provides and when you think about it in the future can Epic afford to only operate on a 12% cut once they get their store up to full functionality is that going to be something that they can survive on oh steam also takes a 0% cut on any developer generated steam keys you buy from them and so that's a pretty comprehensive answer I think and that's not even you haven't even gone over the spyware that was potentially looked into or the idea of pausing exclusivity in games on steam would obviously that's a certain degree there's a lot to break down and it's just a shame that we're even in this position kind of how I thought about it it's very interesting how people are very quick to rush to defend the AAA developer decisions to take advantage of Epic's smaller cut um it's very curious how selective we get with our generosity and good faith that we give towards massive corporations um but I don't know it's just don't just kind of be consistent but be nuanced as well but and the thing is all that stuff that I talked about it's not even the full list of reasons and it's one of those reasons why I won't like I'm not going to take smite on this shit like it's really this is really really really clear and I don't want to turn them into an evap villain you know um but yeah I'm assuming that's more than what they were looking for for an answers uh I just defeated the headless ape in Sekiro there was also a second ape in the fight good stuff I've heard about any a meme for that game is telling people you've beaten things on it that's probably excellent work well just busted a woman giving a guy a blowjob in one of the parking lots and patrolling while listening to evap doesn't get much better than that what what's the problem he said doesn't get much better than that well you said he busted him I'm assuming it might be a private parking lot or something I don't know maybe yeah that's interesting that must have been really weird busted has multiple meanings yeah who knows maybe he yeah busted makes me feel good lol yeah okay the whole lyrics I mean Eric you can do whatever you want but I mean if you want to ask you know any of us a question you're welcome to do so Pawn is a very good close friend of mine and he said good things about you to me I'd like to see you guys have him on he would do it I think well maybe we can cover cause he's also made a video called there's no such thing as a glitch what so maybe we'll cover him and then he can come on as a guest and kind of like the Ren's reviews kind of way if he's if he wants to obviously but it'll that'll be something to do I suppose and that brings us to the end of the show I can't believe we managed that wasn't 13 hours he was close though yeah I guess Billy is there a bit would you want to sort of talk about how people should go and watch drunken peasants or a specific channel that you run assuming you're still here your microphones I'm going to assume he's not here which means what was the channel he said he ran Ben said it was like overweight something was it you guys remember it was something like that what does he do pull up from I mean he has a channel so I'll just I guess we'll just oh yeah the channel is is the link the channel name is just overweight interesting so that's a link to his channel his personal channel and then he does a he co-hosts the drunken peasants which Ben was here earlier I believe those two are on most if not all episodes so check them out and you may as well because potentially me rags and wolf will be there on the 11th of this month so four days from now plenty of fun to potentially oh yeah we did say we'd have a look at the um the hello grito video just the beginning of it anyway just to see if he talks about uh do we have to I mean it's only 10 seconds so this should be fine I will accept 10 seconds you love hello grito he's literally your favor it more like goodbye grito because your content is bad all right let's let's see if this has me in it ruined the star wars franchise hyperbole hyperbole is defined as exaggerated statements or claims hell Jesus Christ what a faggot what this is a this is a faggot this right here well because he's played with hyperbole what size what size of is he massive or I'm not going to say the word because I don't want my channel to be next of course excessively excessively that's even more than excessively large he's a man I mean I can't say that but I can't say big gay I love that that's how far we go for rags it's like enough is enough or claims not meant to be taken literally exaggeration is defined as a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is bullshit is defined as bullshit the song George Lucas raped our childhood was fucking dumb in 2005 and it's fucking dumb now it's like if you're just going to bleep them out then don't say them at all I mean I don't know if you hear and we don't have to listen to the bleep I actually think bleeping makes wearing funnier I'm on board with they I I'm not when it's three times in as many seconds yeah I'm not sure what I'm like yeah it's okay so there's a point in Borderlands 2 at the end where clap trap swears and they bleep it out but it's the first time they've ever done it in the game and it's hilarious because of the scenario this is just him talking normally but bleeping it out every time it happens and it's not funny it's not clever it's not well interesting I think he's concerned about the potential children in the audience I think yeah then don't say it if that's what you're concerned is just don't say fucking it not only does it force you to just not use that word lazily because fucking is really even I throw it around too much sometimes it's a bad habit a lot of people have but it's easier because you don't have you don't have to go back and edit through and it's more pleasant to listen to like choose if you're going to swear or not swear and if you want to get that middle ground where every once in a while you swear for the effect of the word and you bleep it out doesn't have that effect if you use it over and over yeah I agree I don't know if do you guys feel like I was referenced anyway there I don't think I because I don't remember saying stalls has been ruined as a franchise I may have said it in other words I can't recall oh no today that's what they said in 1999 they said it then and they say it now I remember do you remember cyclical silliness is a phrase cyclical silliness we're done we're fucking done we're done what we're done I'm out fuck this shit cyclical silliness keeping that one yeah rags is out I think we'll just you will bleep tomorrow I don't think I mean if he was referring to me it's fine because hella grito doesn't make the greatest of arguments typically speaking I'm not too bothered if he thinks that I think that my child has been ruined or whatever fuck I don't know if he wants to come on and talk about it sometimes I totally would but yeah as for whether or not stalls is ruined as a franchise my only take on that would be for some people they will no longer be invested in the franchise so you could argue that the film has ruined that for them I don't know how specific you want to fucking get I don't really care if someone's hyperbolic about something like I'm pretty sure Wolf actually did say in his video that it's done damage to his child or something there's something that YMS picked up funnily enough in his TLJ video I think he saw Wolf's first or something like that it can all be discussed it's fine either way you know hella grito is an interesting one I don't know what else to say about that that's the nice way to put it before rags what's your take on hella grito fuck hella grito there you go no it's just the most it's such bad faith arguments and dull content that doesn't have any intellectual merit to it it's lazy thinking it's it's just it's low tier stuff that you like you cover if you're a starter youtuber and you just want to kind of learn the ropes you find these starter guys like hella grito and you just kind of learn how to do the videos and stuff and they're they're good practice to help you learn how everything functions put your stuff out there but it's not like oh I took down hella grito it's like yeah that must have been difficult very disrespective to the actual grito he's not he's not even grito he's clearly a stormtrooper lying in his own lore the force awakens use the wrong font in the title is one of his videos I'm intrigued the wrong font what's the wrong font does it use comic sans it's different from nerdy I mean the one thing I didn't note about his channel is that he's sort of he clearly doesn't know what exactly to cover I know a lot of people don't like the fact that he he like jumped over parts of the clone wars apparently because he didn't like the the episodes that have jar jar in them or something like that but he seems to just try and cover everything he can to do his stuff I think guys he covered the bombers like more than a year after the film came out as like whether or not they're valid in like that four minute video so he's a strange one also there's two more stupid chats what made you guys everyone decide to do youtube videos oh shit the end of the show I mean we can ask that I realized that I was a gay man I mean the real the real answer is it's just started out as a hobby and it kind of took off and so I kept doing it that's really all there is to it I didn't think it would get so big or get to this size but it did there was an audience for it they liked it and so I I kept doing it I was inspired by a shit ton of other youtubers and then I decided stuff to say yeah because some things like say for example like I was super passionate about Soma and I was really annoyed that it had like no coverage on youtube in a way that was beyond the fact it's like it's a horror game it's kind of spooky but not that great low on mechanics anyway next game it's like when you realize that you could put your voice out there and you have you can get a lot of influence you know out into the internet sphere then you feel a lot more invested in you know perpetuating the things that you believe in and the ideas that you like as you grow you want to you know just keep expanding on that and then you realize a lot of people enjoy it and you want to do it for them you want to give people it's like hell if you would have told me that yeah this fallout video you did a million people are going to watch that that's crazy to think about that's insane a million people watched my stupid fallout video talking about how shit that game was that's a wild it's insane Jay why don't you field the question I literally just started as something to do and it's only like later on and into like what I was doing that I was like I actually care about ideas that I'm talking about now I don't just want to make like I started just making like what I wanted to make initially was like a variety show of hey here's I'm just going to entertain you for like five minutes with whatever the fuck and the ideas came later like I actually want to talk about things I care about now and get like talk about writing ideas and that that's only been really within the last year that I started caring about that kind of thing but yeah initially it was literally just I used to make videos I enjoyed it when I was a kid I made like Lego animations I was like that was fun maybe I should make a new kind of video and then I did and I enjoyed it so I carried on where are you Billy I just like to talk shit nice and simple I like it I mean that's kind of the same for all four of us ultimately like talk some shit yeah since it was brought up a youtube channel called bite size moor uploaded clips of moors videos by subject yeah and this is the problem it's like if it if they start making money from it it's like I'm obligated to be like what the fuck just by virtue of like you just taking content and doing that with it and it's run by a guy who like really doesn't like me he's an idiot I don't understand why someone would be fucking a retard rusty cheese knife is a fucking idiot so yeah honestly I'm too fucking early with all this stuff I don't know how I feel about any of it like I'm not sure what exactly I'm supposed to do but there's you know there's ways on youtube to get it so that your content is protected like no one can just re upload it and so it'll probably get to a point where I would enable it on a lot of my bigger and longer stuff just because I mean fuck I'm supposed to protect my own content right my whole entire country is going to engage in laws that do it I don't know man it feels weird like what would you do rags if someone was uploading parts of your videos on a channel and it got like successful if it got successful I mean if it got successful they I mean if it if all they did was upload clips then I would I'd want the money from it you know unless they were doing something with it that made it transformative if it was fair use go for it but if all it is is here's a clip of rags saying this and it's just a clip of me saying something they don't deserve money for that but I mean it depends on the extent of it if it's just a small channel I'm not going to worry about it but when it gets to the point where it's taking potential revenue out of my pockets then yeah that would be where I'm like that's my stuff but generally it's one of those generally it's better to just take the free publicity and stuff yeah I'm probably not going to do anything about it until I don't know it's presented to be an issue in some way beyond just looks like he's messing around with me now I don't know if he's kept it up because I think he very much doesn't like me anymore what's it called he can bite sized more I think just to like you then I use a big fan of mine at one point but then for some reason he hit his head on a coffee table or something and it just all went downhill from there three months ago and four months ago what's the latest upload for this one yeah he hasn't uploaded since three months ago so I imagine it's staying that way I have no idea and it was I who asked the question about clones J that's from precious crystal fox boy so they I'm happy to know that yeah it wasn't just a massive coincidence Billy you are back now right you're here do you want to talk about your channel your like actual personal channel instead of why people should subscribe oh I just do a lot of music and I haven't but there's a bunch of videos there oh sorry yeah I got like a bunch of music videos and stuff on my channel I do rap a lot so I don't know if that interests anybody it's uh it's I don't know it's something I did and then I got into commentary and stuff when people started talking shit about how I look so I started talking shit back and I don't really do that anymore because I started to look really pretty so everything I do lately is like drunk and peasants you know it's like my own channels like a side thing when I want to make a new music video I'll pop over there and put it up there's new stuff sometimes so if you want to follow and check me out you can do that there but it's not really a living channel right now you know it's like an archive for all the old shit I've done I still get I don't know people watching and everything so if you're into rap or I don't know comedy you could check it out but it's really it's really just like it's not like the average commentary channel or anything it's just shit talk weirdo stuff there you go other than that you just subscribe to drunk and peasants because we're going to be there hopefully it's going to be fun yeah and yeah anything any of you guys want to say before we pretty much close out arrival is good be confirmed to be continued arrival will help to push you to your highest potential by constantly challenging you can we call the arrival a rivalry of arrival oh why just call it just call it the arrival revival it was the oh is it this yeah I believe Jay and rags read out all the details on the bottom yeah it was really good I put a lot of I went down there and took a look you know I can't believe you didn't ask me if I want to promote my channel on your podcast for the 6th time next week for the 6th time I've been on if you guys want to subscribe Jay don't make horrible videos he always attacks e-fap this is why he comes on to defend his claims he never does our toxic broods better than his toxic brood yeah go on you made me feel bad now talk about your channel Jay don't go to it that's my closing statement got him that's quite the sell I don't think many people will be able to resist I've got one other request if I can go for it if anybody saw the Shazam movie and liked it would you tweet at me why you liked it I thought it was pretty fucking horrible but I don't know I have bad taste in movies apparently so I don't know why anyone would say that yeah I just thought it was fucking I don't know lame I don't know it's it's hard for me to explain I was also pretty high last night which didn't help but I was like just watching the film and I was like this is not good what the hell look at the URL I'm trying to get your twitter link look at that URL what the fuck question mark ref src equals tws google camp serp what the fuck is a lot what is that am I a russian spy I think so why would it do all that you can't be a russian that you like the last Jedi all of that ridiculous link to his twitter and ask him tell him why you like the movie guys tell me how you like Shazam cause I feel like I could be wrong here and I want somebody to set me straight I think YMS did a video on it yeah I need to watch that I definitely need to watch that I don't watch YMS anymore you're a racist and that's why I went to see the new Neil Breen movie with oh my we're lucky that apparently just before closing out Beowyn's got one more meme for us we'll have to I'll show it at the beginning of the next eFab as well so that Wolf can appreciate it actually I'm gonna boot him out so he can't see it it'll be a surprise for him yeah oh lord wait why does she have a torch it's a big pick flashlight look into the egg into the egg oh that's the that's the Prometheus tank thing yeah that's fucking beautiful it's a rhino egg crazy I don't know that we can film that J that's some high law Wolf's gonna love it I love it rhinos rhinos have eggs yes we all know that to be true that's about it so thank you all for coming thank you very kind donations and art it's always amazing and that website is now gonna be a pretty much a major host of it I guess the link to it will be in the description for now and potential future who knows also pop it in chat again and yeah thanks for watching and thank you Ben and Billy for coming on it was great and then Rags and Jay and Wolf of course Rags being our almost coveted guests now I always make time to be a guest here wait all of you go separately like lose the room separately no I mean you all said a thing and I have no idea what any of you said I was looking at the EFAT website which just says Rags as a guest 30 appearances I was referencing that top memes right there yeah I'm just looking at the memes I can't believe that I'm just gonna say that that's about the end of the show it's been great catch you guys I'm gonna say hopefully next Sunday let's just say that as an expectation that we will subvert eventually it's been fun goodbye everybody bye bye bye bye bye bye