 Shout out to Squarespace for sponsoring today's video. Sgt. Captain Admiral Funk. There we go. Oh, I can't fit it. G.A. Funk. He's graduated to General of the Army or something, whatever that is. And we'll change Knobgobler to Corporal... Corporal Smite! Hell yeah! That's awesome! Superspace, Admiral, Megan, addition to Electric Boogaloo, the resurgence that someone joined. It's Alec. Oh my god! Finally! Hey Alec! Alec! I heard that you were practicing late until last night and that's what you slept in, yeah? Yeah, totally. That's exactly what it was. You sound so tired. I hope you're okay. No. Your audio sounds great though. Did you get a new mic or something? I got a new mic and mixer. Nice. We all have the exact same mixer now. We all have the echo button. The echo button! I don't have an echo button. I haven't... Let's flex on this echo button, this nerd! What a loser! I have... Sorry, what button do you have? Go ahead, enthrall me! I have a voice mod that I have to activate. No physical button. What a bitch! Alec has brought his team the poopies! All right, we all good? Yep. Yeah. All right, hit right back. I'm gonna use the bathroom. What the fuck? Are you actually... I think so. I want to kill him. Let's party. And he's finished! All right, what'd I miss? Your turn. Well, it was your turn. Great. Jesus Christ, where did Tohoku's get a shotgun? I don't know, but he's got to die. You know, it was probably not a good idea to ready up and then go use the bathroom. You even said, hey, are we ready? And you said yes. Yeah, well, oh my god, we are so cramped. What is this? Mediums are mad. There are so many worms. Oh, oh, you just got to beat my small pinor. Come on, Zach. Oh, do it. Do it. Oh, oh, hell yeah. It took Joseph forever, but Zach's touch just does it for me. Wow. Yeah, but wouldn't you want a longer experience than that? Do not hurt Franklin to come up, Frank! Franklin, Frank. Frank Franklin. We can move on. Oh, where did he go? That was enough. There goes Frank. Well, I hope he has a sexy time down in the waters. Oh, wow. Your fucking name is Funk. So you're sex obsessed already, huh? No, not sex. Sexy. Sexy. Sexy. Sexy. Yeah, it's different. Sexy. I can't believe it. He wants Frank to sex the ocean. Dry dry tissue. Tofunk. Inky dildo. Oh, sorry. No, inky dildo. Dildo. It's a dildo. This is where Alec gets all of his memes back. Oh my god, guys. Are we just all bullying me? We're all coming through fighting. Admiral Gorb is back, and he's again on a weird slope. Gorb will forever be immortal. Ascend with Gorb. You cannot kill Gorb. About that. Why are you helping him? Oh, there it is. Gorb will survive me. Because I really hate Gorb. For some reason, I thought that was a little more crowded. Oh god. We're going to just get that one. We're going to have to get that one. We're going to have to torture what you want. Oh, fuck. All right. I didn't know I had to hold it down. Well, I guess I'm down here now. He's in a cubby. Oh, this is how Wigglers are born. They burrow into the ground and then they'll emerge on the surface a few days. That isn't how they're born then. They already were alive apparently because they burrowed in the ground. No, see, they go into the ground so they can die and then become fertilizer in the ground. And then They're reborn so are wigglers plants in a way yet. They're like a cross between plants and animals Okay, so that's just gonna situation. I know you wouldn't dare Alec that's your name Gotta go God jumping normally is hard when you're panicking because you match the button and it just makes it jump Oh my god, the wigglers will survive Should we truce? Yeah, sure, man. Yeah, sure. Yeah, I know you won't hold that. I know you'll never hold it Thanks, good luck. I'm back in the hole, baby I'm gonna not die. Wait Alec. Do you also have keyboards as you crave? Oh, huh? We're both shamers real gamers real gamer time Time to jam. No Clarence lives just enough damage Yeah, man, what the fuck we can sort. Oh god damn it Hey some bird links for the 50 bits. I don't have a huge budget piece. I'm pretty Fuck you man. No, not the Bard the Bard has to go. No Captain Bard who will sing soothing songs and give me inspiration. No one Apparently part will because Jay sucks at this also hitbox Fake hitboxes top to your hat the hatchery band. This is competitive that hatchery band Would you really do anything to smolder? Yes Okay, he's cutting words. That's it. Yeah, he gave you disadvantage We should eat the rich and by the rich. I mean Joseph. I got a huge donation from that one guy So obviously he's the rich we need to devour him point. I thought you would go for it How dare you put me next to the elderly and dr. Dre. Hello. Do I smell like soap? No, you smell like elderly. All right pooping. He's a little bit Joseph if you eliminate me I will only grow stronger It's not true. I eliminated him last round. It actually grows quite weak when you remove his limbs Alec Mr. Bunker. Oh my god Several hundred bombed you wouldn't hurt the elderly. We're supposed to be eating the rich We're supposed to be eating the rich the elderly are the rich Oh, we survived Well, it's okay. They're health insurance will cover it. I'll remember that You know, I see general Joe crap in the distance there and he's perfectly within striking distance But you just hurt me. There was a reason You're right. I really hate Joseph though. So he's trying to turn us against each other Even though he didn't do Oh my god, right into the fire. Oh my god. That was a good hit on me Hey, so I don't actually want to eat the rich. I'm sorry about that lie It is right. You want a talkie? I have a talkie. All right, you know the math Yeah, it's private tuna fish Good enough, so you're within shotgun range. Hey, listen Maybe don't eat the rich is that what you're saying shield is invincible. You'll never be able to defeat him We literally killed shield several times already. No, you he you went down with him. Yeah Willingly. All right, I like I don't know if you're gonna live this Jump on but you know what it's fine. I know how to jump All right, no 10 How do I switch directions on this enter? I don't think you can all at four to lead system 32. You know what? Oh God You think this can hurt me. I did not aim for inky did low Joe crap survives He showed the dildo So would you really kill sponsor me bad dragon? You know what? No, I wouldn't no I Support your endeavors. He thinks he's better than you, you know All right, let me learn how to do this She wins again. He tried to go for the t-rex sized dildo. It didn't work Every barge should die Attempting to do something cool. I'll talk to chat on my own. Oh So fond of Peters gone to the wind Bards he's bad dragon and gets wet Or did you guys know that Jay uploaded a directly one of his videos to pornhub? Oh, yeah It was the it was the first one. It was a deep space dumb asses, but that's not the There's just some people down. Oh and bounced way more than I wanted to shield. No She'll shield doesn't serve. Oh my god triple kill. Holy shit. Everyone's dead. Dude bananas are strong I gotta start using bananas. I Can get a following on pornhub with the with the turkey that's sure that 15 minutes if you're eating a turkey leg No, it's well, exactly 12. All right, so it's the sneezes turn I'm sorry to know I failed you Yes, oh my god, I didn't even see that potentially what I'm gonna do. I hope there's no I Got a shotgun Groovy, it's not talking to you Are you ready to get decoded? Well, the car is gonna do it. Oh Mr. Bones is here. Mr. Bones is wild We should eliminate bones. Yeah, it's like the dry tissue miss the trash can there Hold on. It's time for the beef Hate you What you gonna do bitch? Why you think a measly bunker bomb can hurt me? Yeah? My sword is also my shield Not how that works if you really hurt sponge for me bad dragon Yes, you really do that you laughed at me last time when I agreed to our truce. I Didn't do anything to you You did laugh goodbye. Oh my god. Yeah, the disrespect. I love you too, booze. Bye booze. I love you. I love booze. I Love them more just poly up already. Jeez Let's get an orgy going stop this big room eliminate bones. Oh Shit, all right, I'm gonna see if I can make this fall without hurting myself. What the fuck just thank you my god. Well No No, I didn't even have a sexy We'll never know what was supposed to be sexy. No Joe Joe crap is still alive With one health one health is all I need. Oh my god. No That's gonna be the third All right Fuck okay, so he's even directly down If you prod him he'll roll off the cliff and drown rocket jump Oh, we're gonna take care of Zach. Wait, what? Oh, did you press face again? Yeah? Yeah, you just use the yeah, it's a little finicky Alec is the first person in the group to get a jetpack kill, you know No, let's see wouldn't shoot the elderly would you? Oh Shot the elderly multiple times Yeah, actually, I think it's specifically that character that shot the elderly multiple times. Yeah, the fingers doesn't like the elderly Ah damn it. I was hoping to ricochet you out of there. Sorry kid the elderly is well They're elderly for a reason. They've lived a very long time Homing missile that close All right, okay, I guess it's about sending a message Wow, it didn't even thank you wall Motion I'm so mad Shotgun fire the shotgun fire the shotgun fire the shot gun fire the shot gun shut up There we go kill the beef Oh, that's right. It doesn't do a slant on this one Down yes, the beef is moist Alec do an assassin's creed Do an assassin's creed Alec. Hi, you will it's Ezio It's Ezio Auditore de France a Maximilia Mario Mario Shout out to Assassin's Creed 2 where you meet Uncle Mario. Do I know you from somewhere? Don't you recognize me? It's a me Mario. I just used right bumper. Okay You think that it kill fingers No, you know what fuck the elderly. I'm just gonna use a homing missile. That's hot No, I want to I want to make sure they die. Don't fuck the elderly Why not? You guys got it didn't even activate Just lost a missile doesn't matter I styled on you Disrespect the absolute no one's gonna go for that leave me alone came. Oh No, Joe crap. No Joe crap's gonna survive. You just watch. He's gonna live forever a hundred years crap guide. I Don't want this There and now I'm so grateful. I thought it was gonna get stuck on that Overworked again, I would have been great. I would have hated it everything. Oh Who's gonna get this one? I wonder My court will smite It's all up to you and he's the only untouched one fire The fire is space. Oh my god What? Hey, man. Hey, what's up? So that's a turn wait what I don't get to do anything. All right, fine Joseph fingers Or the sneeze I think fingers is more Just easily attain and I don't just say that just because this I'm next to the sneeze I think you're just more likely to hit fingers than the sneeze. There's a lot of things I like that. All of you are using the as part of this Flattering man, that's wow. All right. Didn't really matter I guess goodbye fingers. You're the best soldier I ever had These controls are great Joe cat and Joe crap dating sim when you know like dating sims are so easy to make I could like feasibly do one Maybe like if I could just figure out how to make a dating sim quickly and just make a few Like CG's and just like make one. Yeah, I can joke dating I broke every video game real quick. I could turn one. Yeah. I mean dating sims are super easy I'm sure they're like pro like RPG maker for dating sims. So you could just I think there is actually yeah Maybe I'll make the next time I take a month off. I'll just make the Joe crap dating sim make it free You're lucky. I missed goodbye As long as you get looted the wiggler Who knows maybe there's a secret ending where he takes the mask off No, that crate is one of the weapons of mass destruction armageddon Shit one of the fucking crazy powerful ones. It belongs to Pepsi man. You know it teleporting directly onto it is actually what I would do Okay Oh, cuz the timer ran out over oh did the water rise? Yeah, the math no, no, no, yeah, the mask will stay on the mask stays on during sex I can't believe it's gonna make a hentai dating sound listen I expect that if I'm going to be fucking railed by Joe crap the mask stays on yeah There's the other one other great Alec. No, it's this one. No, it was the other one. I like the J And I both have the same plan. Oh This is gonna fucking die. I Think he's gonna die on his turn. So I don't want to fuck with the water at all Yep by sneeze yeah It's only the orphans now, sir. He thought he could fucking escape Eliminate mr. Bowen's boys. Hello. Hello, Pepsi, man. I'm gonna eat Pepsi Why would you eliminate Pepsi because You're you're being like a bad influence on my teeth. Oh, I knew the dentist would get me some day And let's let's just do Fuck your keyboard Pepsi's better than coke agreed disagree disagree in short doses. Yes I mean to be taste good during the cold. That's how Okay, you know what I mean, but that's that thing is lighter than I expected Yeah, so are we afraid of mr. Bowen's up there considering if we all take too long he survives Not if we all barred him. Oh, shit Not if we all bombard him with fucking teleport inside the fucking tower. Ah, oh Wow pussy. Yeah pussy What about it? You gotta get the homing missile now truce truce Kill Jay You sure you're not gonna hit it Nice, I'm gonna go into my crater now. I wish I was dead Do you have a bunker buster still do I know you know I very well would I can't quite tell where he is That's a good shot Get busted bitch. It's anyone within that square. Yeah Yeah Is he dead? Oh, no, he's got like single-digit health guys the water Yeah, I see it. All right. It's a plan. I like no I'm finishing the fight I don't know what your plan is, but I don't think you're gonna hit him from there We're clearing out the rubble That water level is getting scary guys. Yeah a little bit fine. He's gonna here's no God It's been nice knowing you I guess I'm not gonna be last I won't die first in this world Joseph's old The force Joseph. Yes disembodied voice of Zachary turn off the targeting system use the force Now fuck that you're gonna look no seriously use the force. I'm being serious here. Why don't you trust me? Fucking why didn't you fucking trust me? Fuck the force. Don't worry Joseph. I will maybe get him somehow some way just some splash damage That's all we need. We can see the jetpack. It just punch him in the face. I have no jetpack You can see it's got grubby little sombrero sticking out That's what I was trying to do Yeah Suck it Jay. You're hiding camp and ass gamer It was a good fight Alec hit home field advantage we needed to remove that Hmm An honorable duel between two editors. It was three editors and then I can't believe you got my plan My god Jesus all he has to do is hit you with a homing missile and you're dead the question is do I even have any homing missiles yet? No, but I have something just as good here. He comes He's coming he's coming. Oh, yes pinkies Whimsies shrimp Alec sucker punch him right in the fucking mouth Have been smited Damn That was a close-ass game That was fun as hell. 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