 Lord, I'm looking in the wrong spot. I meant to turn the camera over here. Is anybody around to chit chat Patty work for a few minutes with this broad? Is everybody with their families and getting ready and doing things I'm supposed to do but instead I am not doing any of those things. I'm sitting here hoping that somebody will pop on and talk with me for a few kind of talk me down if you will. Christmas freaks me out a little bit but Don, I just opened your card lady. I just opened it right just now and that's why I'm here looking I knew right exactly where it was. Let's see if I can read those. Hi Melanie's mom and wife life. That's a cute name. Hi Carrie. You know what I always want to say hi to everybody. I know because I had it right here sister girlfriend. I always want to say hi to everybody and then it's funny when I look back at the replay when it's not live. People are like it's annoying when you're talking to your friends. Quit talking to your friends. It's like well I came here to talk to my friends. Sorry to annoy you. Hi Cindy. Good I had something kind of cute happen and I thought I would come on here and see cameras over here. Camera A. Camera B. Camera A. Camera B. You guys I have not I'm having some guilt pangs. I'm having a little anxiety because Christmas gives me anxiety because I'm just not good at it and if you look behind me what your beautiful cards are up there and I have not been a dutiful youtuber in sitting and thinking each person for each card and that is because I'm doing it behind the scenes in my own way and and then I start overthinking things and are people going to think I'm you know I don't care and I am loving my card so much and there's a couple things I want to share. Number one some of us are more vocal than others like I'm always yakking I'm always talking on other people's channels. Facebook some of us some of us just chat more than others. Hi Susan yes it's you're over the pond it's midnight there I'm so pleased you're here. I know Don and you know what part of me knows that I just need to take a breath but I'm so thankful so grateful and I love them so much and I saw Sandy doing her happy meal meal happy meal. Okay let me let me honest with you tell you why I'm like this right now. A couple reasons I ran to the 99th store to get stocking stuffers for Casey and Steve and I ate a box of malt balls. Now I'm not like this because I ate a box of malt balls. The chocolate is just freaking me out I'm so not used to eating sugar and chocolate that when I do I can't breathe. I got a very sweet card today it was the first card that I opened. I can't see D I think it's D. It is a sweet beautiful card it was the first one I opened. I opened it up says rejoice hang on and I read it says wishing you every joy at this wonderful time of year. Merry Christmas and happy New Year someone with beautiful writing I appreciate the beautiful writing Anita wishing you and your family a very blessed Christmas and prayers for the best 2019. Thanks for all your work in your vlogs and I look forward to each one. When you guys say that it's so touching because it's total play there's no work involved I am just having the best time of my life. No Vicki. Belinda I've been stinking at my water lately girlfriend I need to you know what happened is I gave Chelsea I gave my daughter my with my image on it my water bottle so she'd have to look at her mom's face every day and I have my cup from Star and I have my monogram cup and I have them but I'm off my game. Okay so let me go back to this card so I got this card and I'm like oh they didn't sign it. Not mothballs people malt balls or as Steve calls them wampers. He refuses to say wampers. He's got to say wampers just to annoy me so I went to the envelope from the said card to see who it was from and there's no name there's no signature and I can barely make out it's Greenfield because they stamped over it. It's Wisconsin or North Carolina because there's so much alike right Wisconsin and North Carolina so if whoever sent me this beautiful card happens to watch back over this live which I hope you're not because that means you have a life and you're doing something fun during the holidays. Thank you very much I don't know who to thank but all these cards okay so another fun thing about the cards I have to tell you guys going back to the vocal thing stick with me here I'll bring all around I promise I just need to take a breath okay going back to the vocal part is there's the certain people I know for sure who follow me or hang out with me I like to say hang out with me I don't want to think of anybody following me nobody should follow anybody and then you get some surprises like I got this beautiful card they're all beautiful but I got a card from Suzanne over in New Zealand where is it I can't see and I've seen her posts before here's Don's from Kansas I didn't even know that Suzanne who's another one with a beautiful writing hung out with us oh have I been missing have I not been posting as much or do you have a life so this was so nice to know that Suzanne life begins hangs out with us over here at the Paddywack party because you know she's kind of a big deal so I got that one I'm not gonna bring down all the ones that are up there because oh crap these cards are so beautiful I love cards and I wish somebody would come up and there's a peacock card from Debbie Clark beautiful this is Merry Christmas Esther Merry Christmas my love I haven't seen you in a while like it's it's hot here too and it's it's bugging me I'm I hadn't even turned on any of my Christmas stuff until about half an hour ago because it's hard when you're sitting around and you're bra on your underwear or the fan and you got Christmas lights on okay I'm not really sitting in my underwear I would never do that I did it once when I was five but it's so hard I just want some cold weather man she's well Melanie she's doing really well I've only heard from her once this week she can only call a certain times from a pay phone it sounds like prison but she's not in prison and I'm allowed to see her anytime over the weekends oh okay I'm gonna be in touch with you lady I promise I'll take it glenna I'll take it God is amazing and and you know it's so funny too because I'm only gonna touch on this a little bit because I don't want to I'm afraid sometimes that I might offend somebody or my faith this year has been waning a little bit it hasn't been what it normally is and then what happens big miracles right it's like okay I guess I told him by saying I wasn't gonna hang out or I had no faith right now or that you know good things only happen to some people and Esther you know what I still kind of am in shock I'm still kind of you know because everybody thinks I don't want to talk about it a lot because I just don't want to get too deep and but but Esther but that's I'm not directing that thought at you I just want you to know that miracles do happen this was a total miracle and we're not out of the woods yet but it's beginning and it's a miracle and yes they do happen and it can happen for you guys too I need to get in touch with you I want to get in touch with you I want to get cold have to put on my scarf and get in touch with you hi Betty how's the spurtles lady are they working out well you guys are cracking me up so many of you went and bought some and I didn't even get my own I need to get some so real quick whoever sent this lovely card you forgot to sign the inside because you're so so busy bacon cookies and stuff thank you and shoot me a message and let me know because it means a lot I got a magnet a cute magnet to put on my fridge to remind me of what I'm putting in my mouth and why Susan Nebrick I love your oh I miss you guys when you guys respond it it's there for a second and then it dissolves so I'm sorry if I missed it if I miss anything important type it up again so beautiful I have a thing for blue I believe miracles both my kids are miracles and I give them oh and I think that was my card seriously wait but I know your address don't I and I know you're writing to me you know what I think it is your card sweet Esther oh I just love you so much and I just want you I wish I could just share my miracle with you I wish I could go Lord can you give half of it to me and Chelsea and the other have to ask her and what she needs it for because I would do it in a heartbeat I would do it in a heartbeat it's scary I have to tell you guys it's a scary phenomenon it's a it's an odd phenomenon to not see your child for years and then have her hugging you and holding you and kissing you and telling you how much she loves you it appreciates you after 30 years of her blaming you for everything the program she's in is pretty phenomenal yeah I'm not gonna talk about this am I no yeah here I go talking about it I know it will come and it and it will come I totally believe that I know God isn't choosy on who he gives his miracles to but I believe it'll come to you oh man Vicki I want to be cold I would have snots snotskicles coming down my nose so uh tell Steve but I went to big five and I got him a watch for 1799 that's what it gets for not giving me any money because Christmas shopping from Oliver I don't know what I'm gonna get him yet maybe I'll give him a kiss let's see if he comes home cranky or not he's cranky at Christmas have I pooped today oh do we have somebody this is not a pattywhacker here I'll talk about poop fella if we have a troll in the group I will gladly entertain you there's nothing I won't talk about I'll ask my friends to leave the room first but there's nothing anybody can say or do to offend shock or any of the above me if there's anybody out there that has mod squad abilities feel free to use them if not I don't care again I been it been done at all seen it all heard it all no well you're smart um you know what maybe that's what we'll do to you pop I know he doesn't have anything for me because he never goes shopping till Christmas Eve and then he goes to one place like bedbath beyond and buys like three things that I totally don't want cool when did you last poop I pooped gosh I think it was like about two hours ago I actually was on the phone with my mom and I went to the bathroom and I pooped but it wasn't anything it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't anything special um so yeah maybe I'll just tell him Don maybe I'll just tell him that I think that would be a good idea for us as well but I really like getting presents I do I really like getting presents even though I am married to a man who does give me presents got it you know what Melanie we just can't thanks Vicki I appreciate it you know I feel bad when it's somebody like Amy who's not virtuous what's the word I'm looking for has a decent bone in their body and then they get a troll on there and then you just feel bad for him but with me I don't care let me add it I'm bored give me something to do I'll do some verbal sparring with some nitwit sitting in the basement at their mother's house um but yeah I like getting presents but then like last year he gave me you all know how I am in the kitchen by now even though with the channel now I'm getting kind of better and enjoying it more he gave me a lot of zipping seal machine oh my gosh I was I was like not a happy camper opening that thing and then he gave me something else with it we just get yeah hi I know as I got your card to I love the name I know as by the way I hope I'm saying it right since it's spelled differently I just like presents but you know what it was interesting I saw whoopie Goldberg in an interview and she told somebody they asked her what she wanted for Christmas Steve just tried to call and dawn does your husband even expect it any other way because Steve doesn't you know he loves oh good oh good um Steve cracks me up okay you know when I say come in here honey come I love talking about him when he's not here it's so much because I love him more than anything and he knows it when I mean sitting down and I say honey come here and say hi to the petty workers come in and you know how he comes just like halfway in and I always say you gotta come all the way in let me tell you what he's doing there kids he thinks he's funny okay the guy does not have a funny bone in his whole body and he thinks he's the the unknown husband you know like the unknown comic oh my gosh glenna no that was a huge mistake apparently I'd never given him gum before and oh so Betty you know I have to find a company that will make them for less expensive than the ones I got those from I'm gonna work on that after Christmas because these ones are just way too expensive for I thought I was the only one that was gonna get one so going back to Steven talking one-sided after we do stuff on here and we hang up or like he's being real quiet and I'm looking like I'm pouting or something the minute I turn off the camera he always laughs because he thinks he's so funny I'm glad you see the faces Patricia because I'm making them open and somebody you'll see him he being married to me is a whole new experience for him being married to anybody with a personality yeah Esther well Steve he just doesn't talk so this is part of that's very therapeutic for our marriage it's not that we need therapy but it's fun it's a way for us to have fun is and he is a total straight face and he thinks but he loves doing it you guys so when he's sitting there looking all stern he cracks me up he cracks me up he's looking all stern and he's driving with his big old oh I was gonna look for those for Christmas for him and his beard when I tell you guys this one thing while he's not here some people say Steve's never smiling and you make him get on the camera Steve doesn't smile with his mouth them because he's so conscious of his teeth it's not because he's not happy it's not because I'm not making him happy because I'm making him happy girls trust me he just is conscious of a smile and I know we all have somebody in our life that's like that so he's a happy guy he loves doing it oh I was gonna say commercials videos I like when he does that too I like it when he does it when I don't realize he's doing it I go back to edit and there he is he's got some beautiful eyes doesn't he he's a good guy he's a super duper good guy he just needs to relax over this whole Christmas thing and realize that we can only do as good as we can do but I never turn on the camera without asking him first oh a couple's pooping egg now that's a good idea Vicki where are you couples therapy pooping together but then we have to get his and hers toilets and we don't have that kind of money right now oh but I never turn on the camera without asking him first I'm gonna turn this on is this okay it'll bother you if we do this right now he enjoys doing it it's fun for him it's his creative outlet too we all have our stuff right hi Barbara how you doing I can barely see you guys you know he just tried to call me and that's why you guys cut out should we call him on live TV and see if he wants to go to couples pooping therapy I highly doubt you go for that let's see are you guys already hi Kathleen are you guys set or as said as you're gonna be or is it like even a non-issue I'm sorry I thought I heard somebody at my door there's some neighbors walking around giving away cookies I don't want your stinking cookies I'm a white watcher and everybody knows it no cookies the Whoppers were enough yeah right that dawn that's what I keep trying to tell Steve this is as good as it's gonna get we're gonna go to the game store we're gonna grab all over a few games because that's all he wants I sat him down five times and said Santa needs a list he needs a list he needs a list good for you Barbara you're one of the good ones sister girlfriend and he he never would write anything he wrote down one game I think he's still jazzed about oh this was the magnet I was gonna show you guys that's the way to do it Esther I don't know why I just don't do it ahead of time because I dread it it's just I don't like it if I'm not shopping for myself I have no business shopping anywhere some rapping maybe a few good and see I never was I never cooked no I just I'm not a someone's wrong with my Christmas Jean I think a lot of years we weren't even home at Christmas you know if my dad was on a movie and we were you know we spent Christmas in Hawaii we spent Christmas in Arizona so we never always had the conventional Christmases I don't know but I'm gonna go I got this cute magnet to this is think about what you're eating and ask yourself this question is this food going to get me to my goal or take me one step further from it thank you so much for that you know what Carrie I think it's because Steve tried to call and then it turned us off and then it turned us back on again and my numbers are going up and down and I think it's just confusing people but I just want to tell you guys this what I said in my way in video my piece of advice is to when you're gonna eat nyan nyan nyan if it's a regular part of the day regular dinner regular breakfast regular lunch each regular way watch your meal or whatever plan you're on when you start being festive indulge then or you could do whatever you like and not listen to anything I say because that often works out for people well too thank you guys for my cards I showed my mom my card holder she's like Nita where you get all those cards and I'm like mom they're from the pattywhackers sorry next time I won't sure alright well I'll let you guys go I feel like I'm like sitting here in the dark on the floor I am sitting here in the dark on the floor I can you know I hope it is helpful advice and I I never in my life have felt like there is any platform in which I could speak about advice on anything certainly not raising children marriage anything like that keeping a clean house apparently somebody thinks I am a good pooper so maybe I should talk about that more often but wait watchers I just feel confident in giving my two cents because I hope it helps you know what Betty I don't I think like Coles or something like that I love getting cards I mess so we make a good team I think it was at Coles or something and I think we got it at an after Christmas Merry Christmas Melissa see I just don't even Merry Christmas and thank you for wishing me a Merry Christmas for those of you guys who say that I motivate you and that I help you have no idea what that does to my heart but most of our my head and my I hold my head a little higher these days knowing that I'm not doing total damage to some group of people out there well Jill you got to eat them I mean I made some total house just the ones you cut up for Steve and Oliver it just some things can't be helped alright I'm gonna go it's been too long I have nothing to say the pooper guy is gonna come back it's inevitable but you guys are awesome and I just love you all so much you don't nobody has to comment you guys don't have to comment I just I appreciate you Betty appreciate all of you Linda all you guys Merry Christmas Merry Christmas with all my heart Merry Christmas I wish all of you whatever it takes for your Christmas to be merry and happy whether it be a large group of people or a small group of people or one person or two whatever it is that makes your heart sing I hope it happens and if you haven't seen cat on points Christmas card may I suggest you take a little towel over and see the beautiness that is in that beautiful card in that beautiful family when I grew up I want to be like her all right I'm gonna go I love you guys and I'll see you before Christmas thanks for being such awesome patty walkers face oh I gotta hold my arm up