 You know, I've noticed something recently. My ADD have trouble reading things in real life. But maybe it's because my brain wasn't wired to read things in English. Maybe it was wired to read it in Greek. Am I a demigod? I don't know what that intro was. Welcome to Hades! This is a game that a ton of people have been ranting and raving about. I know nothing about it at all. I just have known that a bunch of people have been playing it and a bunch of people really like it. So I thought that I'd give it a try. Whose very name inspires fear and penitence, reminding us of the inevitable fate which we all share. I, however, mean to tell you such a tale. Listen carefully. Okay. I'm listening. Ooh, I'm loving the art. Ooh, here I am. Goodbye, Father. Okay, okay. Tartarus. Hell yeah. Whoa, are these the souls of the damned, dude? Go soak someplace else. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So obviously it's just like a big dungeon crawler. You need to proceed. Okay, cool. Cool, let's go and do it. I love the art style on the soundtrack so far. It's nice. It's nice. Oh, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Ho-ho! You don't stand a chance with me, Mike. You don't stand a chance. Oh, I could get into this, dude. I could get into this. You are nothing. Who am I? What's my name? Call me by my name. Just hacking and slashing away here. Ooh. Here goes nothing. Zagreus. The name of Hades, Olympus, I accept this message. Damn. So I'm assuming that I'm the son of Hades. I've never heard of Zagreus before. Athena, what's up? Get you from that miserable place. I'll see that all of us upon Olympus do our part, beginning here with me. OK. Sick. Divine strike. Failing shot or divine dash. Your attack is stronger. You can cast damages. You're dastard. Let's do this. I know you can't hear me all the way where you are, goddess. But thank you. I like this so far. This cool, dude. This cool. What are these little skull boys? Hey, little skull boys. Hey, little skull boys. Ooh. Ooh. What is the little red gem thing? I don't know what that does. I'm not sure. I love that they just throw you into it, dude. Ooh. Mine. Plus 10. Mine. I love because I was worried when Hades first started talking. I was like, oh, there's going to be a big cutscene in the beginning, and that's a slow start to the video, blah, blah, blah. But they just throw you right in. I love that. OK. Each exit has its own reward. Ooh. Oh, I didn't look at what the other rewards might have been. Whoopsies. Sorry about that. Well, the other one was purple, right? And I don't have any green stuff yet. So I don't know. Maybe this is the way. Let's deal some death. Let's deal some death, baby. Would you like a little taste of me, sword? My sword tastes great. I put cinnamon on the edge of it. Tastes like wintertime. Just hacking. Just slashing. A divine arrow. There's only one heavenly archer I know of. Well, several, really. Wait, heavenly archer? Olympus, I accept this message. Who? Who is that? Is that Apollo? Does Apollo have it? I don't remember. I haven't. Oh, Artemis. That makes sense. I don't like all the others on Olympus. The power of the hunt helps keep me company, so maybe it'll help you too. Thanks, Artemis. I appreciate it. Deadly Flourish, your special is stronger with 20% chance to deal critical damage. True Shot, your cast seeks foes with 10% chance of dealing. Ooh. Your dash strike deals more damage. Let's do this. I kind of like True Shot. I don't know what the meta here, guys. So, you know, don't be too critical of me. These guys, these big boys. Are they big boys? Hey, they're not. Hey, guys. Ow. What are these little red things? Did I collect it? I don't know if I did. I don't know if I collected it in time. Ooh. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Ah, ah. Ooh, big key. Hello, big key. And the door? In the door? Probably. I read in the doorway. How do I heal? How do I get heals? They absorb my blow. What did you do to that, man? Oh, wait, wait, wait. Is the red gem thing more health? I am not sure. I just launched into the game. I can feel people judging me. I can feel it all, all over the place. Ooh, Q does a thing. OK, OK. I am extremely low on health. So I got to be careful from the dead. Thank you. I like manis. I like the manis. We'll go here. We just crawled in at these dungeons. I, ooh, the river. The river sticks. OK, well, we should probably buy how many coins do we have? OK, cool. OK. Sharon? Sharon? Sharon! Good. Caron, OK. How do I heal? Or did I already do it? I don't know. All right, I've got the key I can go through here. Cool beans. Cool beans. All right, now I need to be a little bit careful because, uh, dude, I hacked and slashed them boys so quick. Did you see it? I got that sick double kill. Ow. OK, I won't step on that again. That was bad. The river of blood, a river filled with lost souls. Dude, this is odd, you. Got a little bit of Hellfire running down on me, I. I don't want to go over there to where that dude is because it's spooky. Next place. This is super fun. I really, really like this. OK, so I only have. I've only got two health right now. Well, I'm dead. There's no escape. How do I heal? I don't know how to heal. I don't know the controls at all. They just throw you in, dude. Am I back at the start? Start? The House of Hades. I don't have any. I don't have any weapons. Hey, what's up? Welcome to the House of Hades, where? Hypnos. I know you. Guess that means you died out there, huh? Well, don't be sad, though. Pretty much, everybody dies sometime. Is that me, Papa? Look at this big doggy. Pet. There's a good boy. Ah, I get to pet the doggy nice. That's a good doggy. That's a good doggy. Yeah, you guarded the room to the keys in the Sorceress Stone. Stupid boy. I told you nobody gets out of here whether alive or dead. Well, how was your wanton ransacking of my domain? Oh, greetings, Father. My ransacking was a delight. Thank you for asking. So I'll just be on my way again. Be on your way indeed. What do I care? You shall never reach the surface. Go. See for yourself. I can't. Wow, wow, wow. He really doesn't believe in me. Who says this is my man? Why is everybody so hard on this man? Why is everybody so hard on this man? I believe it, Nix. I'm grateful that you put us into contact. I know you took a considerable risk in reaching out. The risk is not to me. I expected the Olympians would involve themselves in this eventually. Revealed to them no more than they already know. Are we understood? I understand. Yes, we are. Then go. OK, I go. Hey, Rune, I'm back. Oh, hey, Rune. This is cool. Flacked. Darkness guide me. How many things? I only have five. Wait, hold on. Shadow presence. How many things do I have? I have 10. Nice, nice, nice. All right. Cool. What else have we got in here? This is a cool ass room, dude. This room is huge. Rest? I need sleep. Huh. The bed chambers of Prince Zagreus lie in a perpetual state of utter disarray. Despite his lord and master of the house, repeatedly insisting that he pick everything up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, come on. It's not that bad, is it? All right. Dude, I really like this so far. I know that I'm being repetitive and just being like, me, yeah, I like things. You know how I do. Me, me, me, I like things. Oh, I can escape through that pink window there. I thought that I had. Oh, I only have. Wait, what is this? So I can't get that. Nothing here yet. Nice. Nice, nice, nice. OK, cool. I do really like dungeon crawlers. The heart seeker. The heart seeker. Let's deal some death, baby. Wait, I'm just talking to you. Skelly, ooh. But enough of the smart talk already. I'm here to do a job. So let me have it. Give me everything you got. Cool. I don't remember having you on payroll, mate. Who's your supervisor? Oh, I'm not about to wrap my sources, pal. Just try and beat it out of me. All right, Skelly, I'm going to give you my biggest damage that I can do. Huh? Ooh. That was cool. Let's do this. Why not? Why not? New weapon for us. New weapon for us. Where's the? Oh, this one. This window is where I need to go. Let's go, baby. Let's go right into the underworld, all right? Thunder. Ooh. Is that Zeus? OK. In the name of Hades, Olympus, I accept this message. Zeus, you coming in and knocking on my door, sliding into my DMs? Ooh. Your father's always been rather difficult, and he's not so much as cold in quite some time. He'll have a better home where you belong. You're on Olympus. And to help you on your journey, oh yeah, dude. Oh yeah, let's go. Your attack emits chain lightning when you damage a foe. Your cast is a bird's chain of lightning that bounces between foes. Let's do that. There we go. There we go. Oh yeah. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. I like it. I like it. I like it. So with this one, though, you do have to hold left click, which I don't like as much because it's not as button mashing. But just another way to play, I suppose. But it is ranged now. So I've got range on my side. Oh, with the collateral. With the collateral. Nice. I like this. Let's go this one. I can't remember which way I went. First round. Not this way, I don't think. Do I just have unlimited ammo? Hopefully. I think so. This is fun. I am having a good time. I like this game a lot. Hey there. Hey there, sweet cheeks. Wow. Coming over to my domain, eh? Easy. Thank the gods. Thank the gods. Let's do this. I kind of wish that I went for the key, whatever. Whatever. It's fine, buddy. It's fine, buddy. OK, let's get away from these boys. Quick as we can. Ah, I need to make sure I don't forget about my dash. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Right. Let's go this way. Let's go through here. Might be a fun time. Whoa. Whoa, there. Whoa, there, bud. Hey there, bud. Hey there. Your armor's not going to do too much for you. Just want to let you know. Want to make sure that you're aware of that. You know, I don't want you to get your hopes up or anything like that. That would be bad. Because that calls for disappointment. You know, I don't want you to be disappointed in yourself. And it's really not your fault. I'm just super powerful and attractive. Bye. Thanks for coming. Your cast is a burst chain of lightning that bounces between foes. There we go. Upgrading that. Lovely. What's the other thing? What is this chamber bolt? A shop. See what's in here. I'm not going to get anything for now. Going to save my coins. Saving my coins for another day. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. OK, this just really instantly got harder. OK, it's fine, it's fine. Don't worry. Everything's super chill. Everything is super chill. I keep forgetting about this, too. There we go. Nothing left here. How do I heal? I can't, right? Probably can't. Probably counts at all. No way to patch up. Got to keep going. Got to keep going. OK, I got it, I got it, I got it. Because it's just a dungeon crawly crawly crawl. Makes sense. Because once you're done, then you're done, you know? And then you start our live. Maybe someday we'll reach the skies. Yes, I love that, that, that bounce, baby. That's nice. Come on. I've got such little health left. Such little health. I might be able to get through this room, though. Just might be. Ooh. This one was bound to show up, I guess. In the name of Hades Olympus, I accept this message. OK. OK. Who this? Who this is? Ares. Nice, nice, nice. Play dash. Your blade creates rift when you. Ooh. After slaying your foe, attack special. Listen to this, that one's cool. I need me some health. And I'm assuming that that's what that is. It's OK. It's OK. I'm back home, baby. Is my dad going to be passive aggressive to me every single time I come back? I hope not. Someone's at the desk next to the throne. Oh, who you? Some sort of special offer for me, my good shade. Shame is my contain infernal truth. Treasure chest worth more as you say it. OK. I mean, life total is all for an express trip back to the house. Work authorized, a fountain chamber in the depths of Tartarus sounds like an excellent idea. All right, cool. Extra little questions. To guide you, child, you have outgrown this house. Of that, I am not certain. I'm not forgetting. Let's go back to me room. Let's get another weapon and go one last time. Ooh, wait, hold on, wait. Let's reflect a little bit. I've got 20. Let's definitely do vitality. Thank you. Nix's power. Because we got to have a little more health. OK, I've got two keys. Ooh. Need more clues. Hey. OK, this is cool, this is cool, this is cool. All right, let's go with the sword. I think I like the sword better than the bow. They didn't have stats on them, did they? Is it just a different kind of style of fighting? I'm not sure. Ooh. Ooh. Your thrust deals 200% damage. It has 41% critical check. Your special hits twice. Your dash strike hits. Let's do the cruel thrust. That's nice. That is real nice. How to be an immortal boy with a hot boy. How to be a hot boy. Brimstone, what are you? I want you. Do you give me power, Brimstone? Oh, no, you're going to kill me, aren't you? Well, I don't want that. Don't want that at all. Don't curse me. A key to a weapon. Nice. Is there multiple doors in this one? I think there's just this one door. Just this one, real quick. We've got some big boys in here today. Big boys in here today. That was revelry? Revealry? People having a good time? Wow. Well, sure then. In the name of Hades, I'll accept this message. Who's the lord of parties? The god of parties. Goddess of parties? Big party, Dionysus. You have got to get here with the rest of us already. We've been saving you a spot. Oh, he's the god of wine, right? Yeah, oh, it says right there. Give me some wine. Give me some turnt, your attack inflicts hangover. That's cool. Your special inflicts hangover. Your dash causes hangover several times near where you started. Let's see this. Leave it to the god of wine to liven things up around here. Yes, leave it to him. Is that the only door? No, I want more keys because I want to get cool weapons. Won't get me more weapons and stuff. This is going to be a great game for stream, I think, guys. Even though I'm recording it now, I think this will be a great game to just hang out with people. Fight some monsties, you know? And the last dungeon crawler that I played, I really, really loved, which was, I can't remember what it was called. Shit, what was it called? It's called, like, bro something? Justin, pop it up on screen. Maybe. I don't know. Can you find it? I don't know. I can use this. There's, like, a little guy in a cool big sword yet going rescue the villagers and shit. Let's go get some money. Money, money, money, money. Money, money, money. Hello, boys. Feeling a little bit unknowful, babe. That's going to blow up. I got away fast enough with my sweet dash ability. I'm learning. What do we have here? I'm learning. But I wouldn't give a, say, a healing flask of some sort. I agree. Think about it. Everyone, everyone, everyone. Don't be too afraid of me. I am the Lord of the Light. Link, Lord of Link. Link and Lord of the Link. Does this not doin' super good, though, guys? Because, uh, gee whiz, my health is low. But if we beat this, then we get a little surprise from the Susie Boy. I'm just going to try and dash as much as I possibly can because that's what would happen. That's what would happen. God, I love the art. It's so cool. Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got 22 of these bad boys. Let's go that. We're just going to try and get my health as high as possible because then we can continue as much as possible, yeah? But I now have this. Open up. Baratha, the Eternal Spear, join my pursuit. Can I use anything now, huh? Pressurizing these to spin attack. Oh, skewer. And bring back. It's like Thor's hammer. That's sick. Oh, that's great. You can do two attacks. Yes, that's sick. I like that a lot. Might be my brand new favorite new weapon, new weapon. All right, well, I'm going to end this one here. I really like this game so far. This is really, really awesome. I don't know if I'll record this again, but I'll definitely stream it. Super, super fun. Thank you so much for watching. Let me know what you think about it. Let me know what your favorite God or Goddess is of the Greek mythologies. Why is my face like this? I don't know. Thank you so much for watching. I'll see you later. All right.