 Ever since Slatt had the rug in our house and ever since Slatt left, I swear he took the rug and now the kitchen is super echo-y. Like if I want to have good cooking stream audio, I'm gonna need to like put some furniture in here. Just get a rug. What do you think I am? Persian? Wait, what do you take me for? Persons will hang rugs from their walls. I want to get a big painting of a... You should do the last one. No, no, I was thinking about doing the last supper. Oh! But it's me. And then under it, you should do the last one. No, no. Under it, I say S-Fant. And then instead of Jesus, it's me. And then it's like all my friends will be on the painting. What do you think? Is that narcissistic? Anything out there? No. So here's what we're gonna do. I want a shoulder mount inside there. Okay. Yeah. Chad, do you guys want to- Do I just like get on your shoulders? Yeah. And then you'll just cameraman from there. Okay. Yo. Yo, I know who you are. Oh, no. I didn't mean to snipe you, I swear. No, you're all good. Oh my God. Dude, what are you getting? I've, you know, shipped Instacart. It's like a competitor. I was working for them. Oh, sick. Dude, holy shit. I watch you all the time. Yeah, do you want to get a picture of her? Yeah, that'd be awesome. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Do you want to take it for you? Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't even know who you are. I apologize. Nice to meet you, though. Nice to meet you. Joey. This is Breezy. Breezy, oh, okay. Yeah. Now kiss. I don't know why. Dude, thank you so much. Are you alive? Oh yeah, I think it wasn't enough for you. I appreciate it. Have a good day. Yeah, dude. We'll see you later. I don't want to hold you up, so. I don't want to hold you up. Yeah, you're all good. See how incognito it was? He didn't even know I was live. Chat, what are we going to get for food? I'm going to let her decide. Because she says she's a professional gourmet chef. Are you still in Miskiv's content? Dude, go look at Miskiv's last YouTube video. He's talking about items boxing. Okay, we steal each other's content. Hey, Chat, actually, I'm not streaming tomorrow. How much do you want to bet? Miskiv has Breezy come over. If Breezy goes on Miskiv's stream tomorrow, you all owe me a Twitch Prime sub. Bam, bam, bam. Oh wait, was I dodging you? Oh, I was pacing, sorry. Okay, what do you want to make? So you think pasta. Well, I don't know. That would be like something that we don't necessarily use. I will like you decide, because normally whenever I cook, I make steak. So why don't we make steak, too? We can make steak with pasta. No, no, let's not make steak. Let's do something totally different than normal. What's your favorite kind of cheese? I like Gouda. What kind of cheese do you like? Oh, I didn't mean it like that. But I like, yeah, I didn't mean it like that. That was smooth. Yeah, but that is actually. I'm gonna practice again, so I would think that. Well, because I realized, I was like, oh, I didn't mean it like that. You know what, one time I was talking to water, I was talking to Jake's girlfriend. Do you know, do you know Jake and Baker? Yeah. So Jake's girlfriend, his name is Water. Water. Yes, she's, and she moved here from China. And I was talking to her at the Streamer Awards and I, over there was the bar. And then, over there was the bar. And over here was her. And then here was me. And I'm talking to her. And I'm like, okay, I'm parched. I'm like, I'm really thirsty. I'm like, I need to go get some water. And then she looked at me like, what? Like, what's wrong? And I was like, no, no, that's not what I meant. I'm like, I'm actually thirsty. And I'm actually gonna go get a drink. That's not, I've. Do you like mole? Wait, what? Mole? Do you like mole? What's mole? Like, mole. It's a sauce because I'm chicken. Is it good? Yeah. Oh, okay, I like it. I will, okay. This is the, this is the game plan chat. We let Breezy decide entirely. We can make lasagna. With meat in it or no meat? With meat. Okay. Yeah? Yeah, lasagna with meat. But how long does it take to make lasagna? Does it take hours? No, it goes in the oven for like an hour. Oh my gosh. Is that too long? I can't, I mean, that's a long time to leave the, leave the oven on. You know, you leave the oven on that long and you know, electric bill goes up. You're just saying. Literally, whatever you want, you cook it, you decide. That's the content for today. Chicken Parm. Okay. That is the content for today. Breezy decides what we cook. I've never made chicken parm actually. Wait, oh really? Okay. Wait, for pasta? Yeah. Or for... Oh, oh, oh. So, making chicken parm, but then there's going to be pasta. It's going to be like on top of pasta. Or with pasta. Okay. Let's do fettuccine. It's bigger. Okay. I hope the bigger's better. Yes. We're in Texas. Onion, garlic, basil, and... Ham goods. Ham goods. Wait, is it basil or basil? Basil? They might say basil. Yeah, because I was watching Austin Powers and there's a guy named Basil. Well, that's also his name, I think. No, it's not Megan Foxx. This is Breezy. You get that a lot. I keep her just casually streaming with Megan Foxx. In person, I get Madison Beer more. Who's Madison Beer? She's like a... Alcoholic? Wait, don't do... What is this? The sauce. Oh, H-U-B brand. That's good. Chat, the best brand is H-U-B brand. Yeah. H-U-B is the opposite of other brands where it's like, oh, don't get the store brand. H-U-B, you always get the store brand. Is stuff this cheap in California? 38 cents. I don't think so. Texas is... Everything's a good price. High quality, low price. That's what my dad always said at his gas station whenever people would buy stuff for them. Yeah, I think so. What's the best meat? The best meat? Yeah. Sausage. Sausage? Yeah. I like steak. Really? Yeah. The steak is good. Chicken is good, dude. Good chicken is good. These look good on me. Yeah. Cool. Actually, you know I don't need fake eyelashes. Oh, this is what I use. Wait, they have so much stuff. What is a hair mask? You should get that and you put it in your hair once a week and leave it in for 10 minutes. In the shower, 10 minutes? Well, you don't have to... I usually get it out of the shower. And then you put it on out of the shower? Yeah. What do you do with it out of the shower? Well, I just like chill with it in my hair and then I just wrap my hair up and then I get back in the shower and wash out. Really? Yeah. Then you get wet twice? Yeah. It sounds miserable. I like getting wet. But then you have to dry off. What does this do? Wild Willy's beard go. Do you have any grays in your beard? No. I swear. Now all of a sudden I don't believe you. Wait, beard straightener? What is this? So does one of our wake up and get bed beard? Will this brush my beard? Yeah, but you already have a straight beard. That's for people with really curly beard. Yeah, but whenever I wake up in the morning, sometimes I get really bad bed beard. You should try it. Like, do you see this? I think it was yesterday morning, I woke up and I liked my beard. I looked like a middle schooler in 2004. The front of my beard was just... The only thing I was missing was the frosted tips. Because that's when it was popular. I don't know how to put it in. Okay. Here, will you do it? I think you probably saved it a lot, huh? Wait. No, actually. I don't get a chance to. See, it doesn't make sense. How do they even fit it in there? Well, now it's obtuse. It is fine. No, that's the way the other one is. Oh, no, it's not. Yeah, this is a good stuff. This is what I use now. Do you know why I use Old Spice? Why? Because those commercials with Terry Crews 15 years ago. That's advertising actually worked on me. I used to do that all the time. Why don't you do it again, right? Because after 10 years old, I was too heavy and I would flip the thing back on me. Wait, maybe they don't have produce here. Do you not? Oh, no, it's over on the other side. No, that's cool. Do you even pay for the whole thing? Are you asking? Oh, yeah, what's up, dude? How's it going? I saw you, I was like, you look like... You want to get a picture? Yeah. All right. Yeah, that's fine. Thank you. Awesome. I did. Nice to meet you. Yeah, man, I'll see you later. Have a good day. What am I missing? Oh, I used to be famous. Oh, I used to? I used to be good at video games. What happened? I got old. Me too. Yeah. Top, like, 1,000 in the world in Team Deathmatch back in, like, 2008. Sick. Nice, nice. Jacks. Sorry. Oh, yeah. Well, now you can get good again. Yeah, I can get good too. Yeah, there you go. That goes. All right. All right. I'm getting my phone. Cool. All right, have a nice day. I like joking about getting attention. Because if I joke about getting attention enough, then people will think I'm joking whenever I act like I have an ego. But in reality, the ego is 100% real. The ego is real. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is this for? Onions are gross, though. You don't like them in sauce? I mean, I don't know. Yeah, I think that you're going to like it. I don't know what goes in the sauce. I just know that onions are gross. Okay, well. What is that? What is that baby onion? Are you serious? What? No, you're kidding, right? It's a big onion and a small onion. You don't know what this is. It's an onion? What? Cauliflower. Have you heard of cauliflower here? Do you like green beans? Yeah, yeah. Wait, what is this? Ew. What do you eat? I think it's mutant corn. That's crazy. You know it's a white bitter melon. Melissa White. Melissa's. This is Melissa's. Melissa's a bitch. Oh, look. This is Dulce Fertada. Like the music. Oh, it's like a dark chocolate? Nelly Fertada. Wait, what? What is fair trade? What is the difference between fair trade and like... Wait, so they have unethical chocolate and ethical chocolate? Yeah. So why would they even say that that one's unethical? Well, they don't say it. They don't say it unethical. They just say that this one's ethical. Okay, so here's my question. Which one's cheaper? This one, for sure. Okay. Because trade's more expensive because it takes more like... Because everything that's ethical is more expensive. Okay, so here's what I have to say about that. Yeah. The only thing... This is actually not ethical at all because it's more expensive. It's more ethical to like the source. No, it's not. The source can go to hell. You got a straight away shot. You can run. I'm just starting cooking in the store. Do you have olive oil? Oh, I have so much oil in my house. Really? Yeah. No, no, I do, I do. It's like a rite of passage. For some reason, all persons just have a ton of olive oil at their house. I don't know why. Yeah. Is it real? Or should we get two packs? Maybe get two. I've never seen a mozzarella bowl. I think these are gross. Aren't these like kind of wet when we open them? They're wet, yeah. Like sloppy? Yeah, but it's good. It's good and melty cheese. Is it? Okay. Is it your favorite cheese? This one. See, this is a big wheel. All right. Let's get out of here. Let's go, let's go. Do I need to buy crackers? Crackers. Yeah, for the cheese. But do you have a bakery? Ew. No? You just put this in the oven? Well, yeah, but you wrap it in like a... Crackers? So it's just bread and cheese? And then, yeah, you end up just like... Why would you just eat bread and cheese? What kind of crackers? Wait, in the... Little Debbie? Little Debbie? Or what is it called? Little Gremlin? What is it? What is it? Little Fisher Price? What is it called? The Kiebler Elps. Kiebler. Did you know Oreos are made out of cow bones? Oh, okay. Do you want multi-grain? No, no, no. Snack stacks. My hand's broken. My hand's broken, sorry. Oh my gosh. Let's go this way. Sorry. Oh, sorry. Excuse me. Here, wait, I only got an elk. It's jubilee time. I'm gonna eat them. Chad, you want one? She's a puffs. They're very good. Mmm, good. I should just place you on everything. Oh yeah, please ma'am. I don't know what any of this is. I actually know what every single piece of item here is. Just pick an item. I'll tell you exactly. I'll tell you where it comes from. Ah, yes. The Clippers of Algernon. He's dropping heroic black morass off of the Necrotic Wake. No, they're blue. Voodoo Donuts. I've heard of that. That's in Oregon. Oh. Oh, sorry. That's in Oregon. And I think this one in Austin. Is there a blue donut in Austin? I think we've won it 6th Street. No, actually, I think it's in Austin. Yeah, it's on 6th Street, I think. The one in Oregon, it's in Portland. And it's littered with crack heads. Yeah, they're like zombies walking around. Yeah, they got like needles. I'm not even joking. Oh, sorry. See, they're saying they're cute. Right in your way. Sorry. I didn't say it. Yo, he's married. Saying that I walked them in my bed. I'm just saying they're cute. I'm just assuming he's married. He's way too handsome to not be married. He is very handsome. Yeah. I know Breezy from there was an event. There was like a launch party thing for this product called Shadow. It was like a cloud gaming, whatever. That Takarita knew the people that were doing it because they used to like work for NVIDIA or something, whatever. So Takarita invited me, Breezy, and a handful of other people, right? So I met Breezy then, like four years ago, at that launch party thing. Breezy was on my stream a few times since then, but it was like four years ago. Like, I would see her like events and stuff and she would like come on stream for a little bit. I think we did a stream there. But yeah, so unless you're like a really old frog, you probably won't remember Breezy. But Breezy took a few breaks from streaming and recently she took a really long break, I think, over a year. And she just came back to streaming and she said she was going to Austin and I told her, I was like, well, just come stay at my house and I can use you for content. It'll be great. And she was like, okay, cool. And then she was in a paper hotel, easy clap. Do you know how to find out what a good avocado is? Oh, yeah? The harder ones are going to be the ones where you're going to want to be like three days or four days. And then if you take this off, you get this little thing. Like this one's like that. Oh, you can kind of see. Oh, no way. Yeah, because if you take them off, they're going to be like green so you know that's a good avocado. Oh. So you get them now and then you eat them tomorrow. Yeah. Cool. Awesome. Cool. Thank you. Now I know whenever I come by avocados. Be right back, chat. Here, look at a... Here, look at the...