[Hook] I get extra happy everytime I see mai waifu. Yeah she is okay, but she is nothing like mai waifu. Maybe one day I could get married to mai waifu. I don't care what you say nigga, damn I love mai waifu.
[Hook] Damn I love mai waifu. Damn I love mai waifu. Damn I - Damn I love my waifu. Damn I love mai waifu. Damn I - Damn I love mai waifu. Damn I love mai waifu. Damn I - Damn I love mai waifu. Damn I love mai waifu.
[Verse 1] Damn I love mai waifu, she ain't nothing like you. She don't bitch and nag me all the type up on her cycle. Damn I love mai waifu, her figure is so curvy. When you stand by mai waifu I can tell that your not worthy. Mai waifu is so kawaii and plus she got big boobies. 4Chan thinks that she's their waifu but I said, "Wuzzup Mugi". I do this for otaku, Shigeru Miyamoto. I'm in electric city with mai waifu playing Touhou.
[Verse 2] Damn I love mai waifu. So I keep plenty pictures. Mai waifu is kawaii even as a 12 inch figure. Compared to mai waifu, she makes you look so shitty. To me she's 3DPD so I just call her Ms. Piggy. Nigga that's kawaii, Otaku God said it. Talk shit bout otaku, and you will be beheaded. And now I got two waifus, the yuri keeps me looking. I be that godly nigger plus I'm sugoi to the fullest.