 Let's give a little bit of an update on where we're at with the team. We had to get rid of a lot of people because honestly our cap was completely blown up and we are long term married to Dak Prescott. He eats up so much cap room that it has basically hindered us in every way. Every single position group is hurting right now. We drafted a rookie running back because we had to get rid of Ezekiel Elliott. We had to get rid of Amari Cooper. This team is hurting bad. We're trying to make do with whatever we can and we're trying to rebuild through the draft. This is a tough team to work with right now. Tavon Lowell. I think I want to keep all his stat points. I have him at tight end right now. He's a receiver. We drafted this guy at receiver. He is 6'2", 229. He is fast. 92 speed at 230 pounds. What we did is we put him at tight end because we wanted to utilize him a little bit better. Okay so the quest for this week is beat the Colts and commit one or fewer turnovers. You're going to have a full pads week of practice and we're going to get the starters in there. Okay we're going to give them some good practice this week. Good practice. Oh no dude. Look at how much fatigue the D-line took. That's so bad dude. I had them go full pads this week. It's a short week. I shouldn't have given them full pads on a short week. Brick. Okay what playbook do we want to use? Let's use a playbook we haven't tried yet. Let's try the Chargers. What the hell happened to this damn carpet? Hey hey we got to respect our damn area okay. Coming in here trying to rent a dadgum football team and what happens? This is bullshit okay. Commitment to excellence okay. Best is the standard. That's all I care about. Hey hey listen I just asked that you do your best. If your best is a C plus if you're a C average student then that's great that's fine just do your damn best. I bought some ice cream for the team. I'll keep it in my jocks strapped during the game. If you want any let me know. Hope you're like pistachio nut. No listen we're not eating no dadgum ice cream. I know this team's on for. I know this is a short week of practice. I know some people are being a little bit lackadaisical because I said hey we're going full pads. You know why you went full pad son? It's because it's early in the season. I don't want anybody thinking that we're going to take the week off and we're going to take it easy because it's a short week of practice okay. There's a time and a place and week four of the season week five of the season excuse me ain't that time or place. I expect us to not throw a single damn interception. No fumbles no interception. That's the goal for today and just because they are 0 and 4 don't mean they're going to take it easy on. This ain't going to be an easy game. There ain't no dadgum easy games in the NFL okay. So let's go out there let's kick some ass no turnovers. Dadg break them out let's go. Just throw it's wins. Okay. Oh my. Oh good hit dude. He'll take a shot. No come on. Oh he stops them. Okay. Hey we're going to stop right here. Come on dude really. If you score on your first drive I'll give 10 subs okay okay. If I score on the first drive keg rodeo climb so they're going to get 10 subs okay. Oh yes money dude. Oh Greg Murray. Greg Murray. Greg Murray is the rookie running back that we drafted. Okay let's go. Oh money right here. Yes. Touchdown rookie receiver keg rodeo clown dude living up to his bed. 10 gifted subs thank you keg rodeo clown. Oh come on. Dude my secondary is just getting torched. What. Okay maybe I made a mistake making them go full pads. Look at dude they're all tired already. Third and goal third and goal. If we stop them here it's a field goal. We can't let them score before half. Oh my dude how do they get burned so bad. Okay so I probably want to go to either Lowell or Lamb also I could I could drop it down to Dixon if I need to. Heck man. Okay really dude. Okay eyes up here eyes up here. I rode y'all hard this week in practice. I know it was a short week. I know these folks are all in four. I know they haven't won a damn game all season. Why did I run y'all hard because I knew this was going to be a hard game. Coach a hooker stole my wallet yesterday what should I do. Why are you asking me. Hell I've been looking for my wallet all dad gum day. Did you let her in this locker room. Did she steal my damn wallet too. We absolutely cannot let them get up over top. Okay if you're if I'm running cover one if I'm running cover one if I'm calling cover one over on the sidelines and you guys go out there. Dan has been very inappropriate with me lately. Can you ask him to tone it down. He said something about it being a tradition for coaches to join players in the shower. No there no that did not happen. Okay quit joking about that. Good Lord Almighty. If you know you only got one guy back there. If we have one safety back you have to give him a little bit of space. Okay I know we're running press but if I call press you have to have to have to beat him on the line because if he gets a free release off of you he's gone. You got to know who you're going up against okay and you got to know your own ability. You got to go up a good technique. You got to press them right. You don't got to over commit and he takes you off. You can't do that. Twice that's happened this game. Ben Malone. Get that fixed in the second half. If we stop that alone then we're good. Offensively you don't got to push too hard. You'll be okay. Coach the carpet is still messed up. You tried blaming us but I've seen a dug in here earlier. No there was no dug in here. Okay. Game's about to start. Lowell break him out. Let's go. We have to score on this drive. Hey coach I'm thinking about retiring. Okay you can't retire right now. It's halftime. Tebow. Coach Tony Romo is out in the parking lot and wants to play. Can he come out? No Tony Romo cannot play. Okay he has another job now. Oh money. Nice throw. Nice catch. Nice. Nice. Oh no. Where are my cleats? How dude? Okay. Okay that's okay. We got him in a field goal. Okay that's okay. Offense. What a frick. We didn't complete our quest of no turnover. Okay. This game looks like. Oh come on dude. Okay here we go. Legatron dude. You got a kick of field goal here. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Dude. He is still in it dude. Nice. Okay we're still in it. We got to get a stop here. Oh god. No. How is my secondary so garbage? Why dude? That was such a bad throw. Why did you? What? That was a terrible throw. Do we have no pass rush? Where is my defense so bad? I love your maddened streams. Do you play fantasy football too? The only fantasy football I play is if this damn defense could stop a damn Pee Wee football team getting burned outside, getting burned inside, having to damn run back, run all over this damn team. I don't know what the hell happened. Hey coaches fan, Playboy Magazine here. What do you think about people saying your players are getting more real than our models? Look listen, I don't know what is going on with this defense. I think the perfect example of what happened today defensively was on the last play of the game. We had damn near perfect pass rush. There has been reports that players have been having showers with coaches. Michael Parsons had this to St. Dan Quinn has tried to shower with me on multiple occasions. No, that's not about coach. No, that's not what happened. It's weird. Stop making the same damn joke every time. Okay. I think the perfect example of what happens on that last play. Okay. Folks, you got some folks doing their damn job and some folks just ain't. That's the reality of the situation. Okay. We had damn near perfect defense. Carson Wentz sitting in the backfield, having a damn picnic and buffet picnic ice cream, waiting for his damn flight or everything. I don't even know. He played damn four quarters of football standing right there on the last play. Coach, it's Mr. Underscore Mustache from the T three times. I have been covering the NFL for 27 years and I have never seen a defensive line. That's just this bad. What changes are you going to make this week? I'm going to be honest with you. That was terrible D line play and that's exactly what I'm talking about. We had absolutely no pass rush. Coach Cindy, formerly a bus feed news. They laid me off after my fourth top 10 crotches of the NFL. Anyways, would any of the Cowboys consider joining me for a business venture? I am selling essential oils and figured they need money after the losses. No, no, that is not. I mean, I'm going to be honest with you. Some of these folks might be getting their ass fired. Maybe you can talk to them. Listen, that team was, this is the NFL. Okay. It don't matter if you're O and four or four or no, any given Sunday, anything can happen. Honestly, our guys, they went in there cocky. They went in there arrogant. That was disgusting. They thought they were just going to walk all over the way your team performed against Tom Brady today. That was no, I was just informed that was actually Carson Wentz. Okay. Wow. I'm speechless. So change of question, which fast food restaurant are you planning on applying to? Coach, the defense was certainly your primary issue. But what about the interceptions you threw this week?