 I'm in India. I am officially getting in my lift to get to the airport, to Meesebrick, to fly to you. Let's get this going. Just got to LAX at the International Airport. Gotta go to customs. But first I need to find that decrepit old man. Let's see if we can find him. Your mom. So we are here at the LAX International. We haven't gone to customs yet. We're at the currency exchange. They're apparently on lunch, lazy people. Yeah, exactly. So we have to hurry up and wait. I have to get my rupees. Gotta get your rupee on. Gotta get my rupees. Gotta get your rupee on. Oh, yeah. I got my stylish mask here that I bought specifically for this. Ah! Oh! That's not gonna work. How's that? That's perfect. How's that? That'll protect you from everything. The corona virus, the Budweiser virus, the... You know what the CDC... Kingfisher virus. You know what they said? The CDC said in order to be fully effective, you need to shave your beard. Wow, that's not happening. They don't know the bearded bastard. You probably don't even need that. Just put your hairs over your nostrils. It'll filter out the black plague. I think I look awesome. I think you do too. So I just touched my first Indian rupee for the first time. You did. I did. So now I got all my quiche for all my food. He's got all his roots. I'm gonna say hi, Indrani. I call it mango money. It's all my mango money. So, checked in our bags. Now it's time to go through some customs. Yeah, we gotta be sniffed by dogs. I hope go straight up into the bearded bastard's crotch. I'm hoping they don't know that I'm carrying a monkey with me. Or a hoverboard that your monkey uses because apparently... You're not allowed to take those. They've actually had a sign at the desk. No monkeys? No hoverboards. Well, our monkey rides a hoverboard. I think I should talk like Bane for the rest of the time. And I also love... He has a sleeping pillow, but he can't sleep on planes, so... But gotta try. I gotta try. Rick's bag got flagged. Let's check in. Always. What are you doing? I'm special, man. They always, for some reason, think there's something sketch in my bag. It's probably your face. Probably. Yeah. You know what it is? You know what I packed? You don't have a trusting face. No coronavirus for me. Well, we made it through security. Don't know why. Yeah. They apparently didn't find our weapons. Or our hoverboarding monkey. That's true. I hid that in my butt. So now the bearded bastard is looking for some food and some alcohol. Right here. So... Oh, you know what you really want to get? What? Is the caviar and champagne bar, my friend. Oh, yes. And two, three hundred dollars for a little taste of caviar. Caviar? What the hell is that? That's good stuff. It's a caviar and champagne bar. So if you want, like, say, 30 grams of the imperial one, it's 231 dollars for that 30 grams. So, we are headed to our gate. We just had some lunch and an alcoholic beverage. Alcohol is injurious to your health. I have to do that or they'll demonetize us. It was not an old monk. No, because we're still in Los Angeles. Yeah. I had some Jameson. But they just called and said our flight is boarding. Which is weird. It was like an hour before, but, you know, we don't want to miss it. So here we go. Bye. Hey, Rick. Hey. What? How's the Josh? No, not very well. Man. So we are boarded on our first leg to Amsterdam. Just found out they don't have Wi-Fi on this plane because apparently we're stuck in the Middle Evil ages. Yeah. And there's no charging ports. No charging ports. So, I don't know what year we're in, but apparently we're in the 20s. Anyways, we will update you when we land. When we land. Because you ain't going to hear from us in the air. Yeah. Well, maybe I'll film something when Rick falls asleep five minutes into the flight. You guarantee there's going to be ugly sleeping pictures of Rick all over the place. I'm already prepared. Unfortunately, I can't post them while we're in the air. You have to take pictures of me sleeping. It's kind of a weird obsession of his. Here we go. Got our first meal. I got some second drink of the day. Let's see what we got here. What is this? Coleslaw? And this looks like a brownie. Kind of brownie. And you got the... I got the pasta. Vegetarian pasta. Vegetarian pasta. Same things as you. Oh, good. We just landed in Amsterdam. Watch your language. I know. We have about a three and a half hour flight. I mean, a layover. And then an eight hour flight. I wish it was a three and a half hour flight. Another eight hour flight. I got my Starbucks. And apparently a new Oxay trailer just dropped. And we are trying to figure out how we can film that without getting kicked out of the airport. Yeah. And the tripod is in the suitcase, but that doesn't matter. Yeah. So we're going to try and figure it out. You'll know before this is up if that trailer reaction was able to be up or not. So we'll see. I just ended in the Oxay trailer and uploaded it. It took forever, only like forever. And now we are with some delicious cheese. Dutch cheese. All right, India. We are now boarding our flight to New Delhi to you. So in eight hours we will be inside you. Sounds disturbing. All dressing crackers. What did you say? It sounded a little good on this flight. They would say that is incorrect. Rick is still waiting on his. It's because he's a sketchy looking fella. I tried to tell you. You know what it's from? All the wine on my pants. I spilled wine on his pants on the plane. Not on purpose, but it's fine. We got our bags and are now about two step foot. Well, me, except put in India for the first time. Both of us have put in New Delhi for the first time. Well, I've been in this airport once before. Oh yeah, I have. Well, you haven't stepped out of the airport. Correct. So point still stands. It's true. There's all these poor stray puppies. So is he at. So we're waiting on Andrani right now to meet up with us. I've never met her. Oh. Kissy kissy. Moosh moosh. Kissy kissy. Moosh moosh. So we are currently trying to find a ride. Some stupid babies have decided to come pick us up. So I found one red car. I don't know if that's them. Apparently we found them. It's a red car. They're just getting out of the car. Explain to me rules of the road here. There's no rules. You don't have to. These are mostly suggestions. The lines are just suggestions. These are mainly suggestions to let you know where the road is heading and where you shouldn't go. So basically the lines. So you didn't have to stay in the line? Yeah. Since it's self-driving until they have a whole chip thing. Yeah. That's how it should be. Start in the very old GPS. I don't need them from. Continue along the lines. They're running into each other. If you don't know. It's like they aren't the total man. India. And before I sign off, let me show you our wonderful view. This is our fantastic. What a view, no? Yeah. It's our great view from our Airbnb. Well, we have an early morning, tomorrow morning. And we are getting right going. We're going to eat some breakfast. We're going to see some stuff. Then we have a meet up. So we're going to be going nonstop. And we're going to be exhausted. I'm running on no sleep for more than 24 hours. So I'm going to go to bed. But we're in India.