 Your brother and your n***a like that. Did you see this n***a doggie that I'm whooping? Who? That's what T.D.O.B.E. is saying, man. Yeah. Ain't no way Michael Jackson got a whooping. He probably never got a whooping. Like ever. He knows what he's saying. You know he got a whooping. That's how he got good. That's what I'm saying. But after they was broke. More greatness. After their first talent show, he was like, this shit over with, boy. I didn't know you had seen that bit. You could have been watching them late. That n***a Dallas Austin said that he did. They don't tell me when I watched the episode though. You watched it late. Yeah. No, fuck that. It's a piece of footage somewhere that that n***a actually said that. Who said that? He said that one time. Yeah, I'm sure y'all done made it up. Damn. What's going on? Yeah, it'll create some shit, bro. I will, if I don't find it. What they did to you? He's still mad. Man, y'all know, man. Y'all need to say it like you want to say it. He know what? He just bring this shit up every time he goes. They put me on a mental illness commercial. I know, I know. What's up, man? Mental health is a real issue, which is not often discussed in our community. Post-traumatic stress, depression, all types of things could possibly be going on. You might have, you still got that on your mind. Bro, in like every other week, someone's like, wouldn't they have commercial? That's not my shit. And then, somebody from the 85-star show page are retweeting the motherfucker. That'd be the fan page, man. You don't want to be the face of the movie show. So you think that'd be us? That's the fan page. And you give them clout by keep bringing this shit up. They about to make hoodies with you on it, for that. Bro, let me get it. That's it, that's it. Joe ain't shit for this shit, man. Yeah, you kind of got to know if you've been in. I was reading the scripts for the mental health shit. Joe cut right to now. And he was looking stupid. Yeah, I was in need of some shots. He was looking sad. No, bro. You look like he was going through it. Yeah! Did you have a haircut? No. I'm sitting there chilling. Did you have a haircut? I think so. Yo, yeah, I did have one. But Joe was like, Lose, you got to shoot this commercial right quick. So me and Lose, I had to ask Lose some. So Lose was like, I'm going to shoot this then we'll chop it up. So I'm just sitting there. So I ain't, you know, I'm quiet. I can't interrupt. It's a serious moment. So I'm sitting there just looking. So it got me like, he talking to me. Like here at 85 South, we don't condone, bully, and weed. We take care of the mental health. Then the nigga do a cutaway to me. And I went to all the motherfucking the room. Like he could have scared the whole room. Your vibe was giving it off though. You were selling it. That was some bull shit. So if you start reading something about childhood obesity, just get up. I need to get a leave. That's going to be a good one. They're probably having both of us in there. I don't think it's going to be like, I'm the couch. Ugh. Y'all, what? Man, y'all don't talk about me like I'm not sitting right here. I don't believe you did that. They going to play me some pepper, man. Right out of the soul. There you go. That shit loud. Turn it down a little. It's like with teens that come into the house. That's why that music's on my fucking mouth. My ears are sensual. I like that. That's some celebration type music. It sound like this how Jazzy played Doe Bell's out. Oh, boy. This nigga out. Why this motherfucker? Oh, boy. Doe Bell's nigga just, boy. This nigga Finsale had been a Jazzy Finsale Doe Bell. You smell some spaghetti, can you smell some shit? It smells good as a bitch I hear. He got his shades on his plate. Hey, man, what did you call Comcast? And they were like, no problem, sir. Do you mind holding it and then hit this shit? You're beautiful. They come to the phone like, ah, dang. Let me get a 3-5 out there while y'all put the fight on. Shit. That's what we wrote on. Who made that beat on hold? I wrote something to that beat. I wrote something to that beat y'all had on hold. Who do I have to speak to? I put on a speaker, do five T-tops. Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man. Put me back on hold for 30 months, please. I'll put it on T-tops. I got two more bars. Me like, how did it sound? So you can stand up, y'all. So I would like, got down. Shit, baby, one more time? Go back? What if you can go on the app and set it for when the money hits your account, this shit? Just, like, even if you in the drive-thru, like, they don't hit you back on the speaker, you just hit it playing. That what's up, y'all? Try to fuck off. It's hard. He keeps from shitting on us. Like, this the shit that plays when you graduate and they told you that you might not graduate. Like, during the pandemic? Yeah. Stop feeling I'm running joy and cheating. I thought the mic got caught on the one thing, but I'm like, damn, I done hit the mic. She thinks she's slick. Gonna try to sneak on there and feel I'm running joy and tears. Cut it out. Damn, I was bloody. Oh, no. That shit, girl. What's her name? Her name is Humpback Chump. You got to get on here. Humpback Chump. Well, I know. No, I don't know. Yeah, Humpback Chump. Bro, y'all be just telling me to get people. Like, I just got everybody number and I know everybody. I ain't watched the whole video. I just think clip. I know you can get her. Who? Humpback Chump. Y'all, once y'all blow them up on social media, they act like they too good to come forward with. What? I mean, I was supposed to do something. We went on QC and we went on bed. Niggas be hitting you with, man, call my manager. Man, I'm not calling your manager, nigga. I'm not calling your manager. I'm sorry. No. Just not a call your manager type nigga. It's a gesture when Carlos himself reaches out. Yeah, nigga, I'm very busy. Don't fuckin' try to Jerome bed as me. Duh! What did you say? Hey, bro. Yeah, we're not doing no pictures this morning, darling. Okay. I'm trying to go to the plane. I have... I have a biscuit on me, my boy. What's that? Hard steel pop pad. Shout out to them. They just feel that window. They feel that little shit up with chicken. There ain't never a time there ain't no chicken in that bitch. That shit gone wild. It don't matter where those Popeyes employees are in the airport. That little part don't smell like chicken. I hate it when I get off a flight on Sunday and I'm on the concourse with the Chick-fil-A is where you can just see all that shit. I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know what I'm talking about. I hate when I buy some Popeyes and then I get on them. I buy the Popeyes and then the plane starts loading and then it's like I got too much chicken to eat left on the plane. One time I don't... If it's too many white people on the plane I ain't gonna eat my Popeyes. I don't eat chicken for the white people. I do not believe in that shit. I know they do that same shit. I have to be sitting there excited. They love it. You can't even mention watermelons to him. You can call it something else. I don't even know goddamn nigga apples. What the fuck? What's a nigga apple? Niggas apples? Niggas apples. You got some shit you gotta work out. These from Publix. This nigga Ronnie Jordan got all type of merch. I don't know. Caterman hats. Who the silent one? That's a car network man on YouTube. It's a car network. Niggas building cars and shit. Old school cars. They building shit. Building shit from the top to the bottom. Stripping it. I'm doing the voiceovers for them. I just don't know about walking around Atlanta with a hat that says silent rattles. Hilarious. It's car shit nigga. You know you think you're a car nigga. You don't talk about it? Oh my car make noise. I wonder what age do your boys turn into old nigga boy. She had to come back for them tits. Hilarious. She like Phyllis. I'm a sex harassment charge. Hilarious. His wife is gonna see this. Who's that bitch all over your tits? Thank you Slick. These motherfuckers on display but I'm keeping this bitch. I can't wait to put this bitch on and talk like a white man. Listen here pal. I don't know how blessed you are. That's the smoky and the bandit man. You know I got the right shit to wear this. We're over here rubber ducky. I hope you got your 2x4. That keeps me in good pace with 2x4. I always get the maggot people looking at me like oh shit I don't say veteran. Air force? No nigga. Why white people love fat black people so much? Because they think we can sing. We've been through this before. That's all they think we can do. You're in the choir. You're in the choir bro. You're in the choir man. I know it man. Have you noticed that white people love fat black people? They think we talented. They think y'all happy all the time. They think we cuddly. They want to touch us. Give me a hug man. Get in here man. Get all up in it man. Let me get some of that man. Why are you trying to hug me? This nigga had a maggot hat on. Don't worry about this. That's a man. He's a man man. Have one ever asked you to sing before? No. What do you do man? They love to ask you what you do. That's how you know you're somewhere they don't think you're supposed to be. Hey man, I don't mean being in your business. Well don't be. You kind of do mean to be if you're in it. You're a singer or something man. Is that your way of asking me if I'm a rapper? They want to do that yeah. For sure. I own a media company. What type of... Are you fucking these hoes man? Whatever you say they bring it to porn don't they? Hey man, you fucking these hoes. I'm an architect. It ain't porn is it? I lay pipe. I do a little porn. I'm not judging. I'm not judging. I do a little porn myself. I do a little porn. I'll send you a link. No. I had a black lady one time. Your stuff's probably a lot different from mine though. Your stuff's different. When they say when you tell them you do comedy though that should be the worst. I don't tell them shit. I don't even say it because I don't want to have the conversation. Is your stuff kind of...is it clean? Nope. Because I don't listen to it. Start telling them you a Christian comedian. So they don't think we over here really living wrong in the black. Most of my shows are at churches. It looks like a comedy club. It's a church man. Are you judging my people? Don't make fun of people's religion. I take my shit very seriously. Yeah, that should be the worst. I don't make fun of people's religion. Let me get the fuck on up out of here. I'm going to start telling people I'm a professional black man. I like that. What do you do? I make a living being a black man. What does that entail? If I got to tell you about it you might try to do it. They might. They done did it. They done did it. First white deal with the fade it was over with. You got some dope stories. This is my nigga Seaborn. That's what's up. I got the car. I said I got a thing. I can't change. It's just God telling me I need to rock his shit. I thought you came to tell some dope stories. I got a couple, you know. You keep slow. I usually do. I keep a story now. Sometimes he lie a little bit now. No, I exaggerate. You lie. You can tell when you lie. What does it tell when he lies? It doesn't be a good ass fucking lie. How does he give it away? I know when he not lying. How do you know when he not lying? He gets a little shit up. If he ask you twice Like, he's real mad about that little man of Hell's shit. That's the shit that put him on the map. He ain't never got that kind of recognition before. Hey, my nigga ain't you to do for me in the middle of Hell's shit. I told you nigga. Hey, hey, I ain't no one on all the brides. Hey, we ain't doing no bridges right now. He got anxiety, brothers. what if you were somebody's breakthrough now? What if you were somebody? Hey man, I'ma go on and see what their fault time out. They take that. Yeah, but it just caught me off guard. You don't appreciate nothing. I'm saying you could have let me speak in the mother fucker. Nah, I get you a look. You did get, that was a good look, bruh. Ronnie, you ain't even seen it. I don't care man, I woulda took that one. I've been at it with some sand and shit all the way. Look at my grain, son of a bitch. You reposting it? I'm bladding the ministry. No, I don't repost it. Hey, what's going on everybody? I'm DC Young Flau with Hello Fresh. 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It dropped so, coming to America too. Oh, man. Making man, man, breathing and breathing. You talk so much shit about me, nigga. Right, we're not worth it, brother. That's all right. He know what I'm, he already know what I'm gonna say. I really am. Here you go. Going with the bullshit. Yeah. Nah, I appreciate y'all for recognizing that, but. Los, what about me losing every 85 South award that y'all had on the board? Oh, so that's where the, you see how you try to duck the question and go to some other shit? One by one. You and Cleo McDowell, you're trying to deflect. Yeah, but for one, I knew he was on set that day. So I said, I'ma bring my shift leader's shape. I ain't, because he was trying to take pictures the day before the, you know, the camp. And then you hit him and you was like, we ain't doing no pictures. Nah, I ain't say that. I just tried to act busy like I was reading some shit. I said, tomorrow I'ma take my pic with his ad with the shift leader, because I'm thinking about my shit, my fan base. This nigga already made. He snapped you. Well, I took that picture with him. Man, so many folks hear me like, oh my God, James Evans. Like, they, you know, they know him from good time. Nigga, my auntie really think I'm doing shit now. Hey, what's up? You all done? She was like, you with John Amos? She done saw the picture with other people. Nigga James. Right. She been bragging on me to people at the church and all. What you tell her though? You a movie star. She say I'll be with James Evans. But she kick it like we hang, but she don't know it was your whole time. They was shooting that movie. How many times did you call me then? I'm just asking. How many days did you say, look, we down here don't sit, man. Tell me how many, give me a number. Give me a number. It merged out here for fun. How many times did you text me to address you with a movie set? Wow. How many times did you FaceTime me then? Shut up. Dude. I'm saying, look. No, I'm saying, when you start back fucking with me, when them folks stop fucking with you, you sometime, then you come on here, talk about what I don't goddamn do with you. When you ever did some shit for me, I put you on 20 and shit get quiet. It sound bad the way you saying it. Got your ears. Hey, low, bring the air back on the show. I can't tell this nigga down there shooting the movie with Eddie Murphy and them. I'll shoot fun this nigga. I know, man. Why didn't you tell Eddie Murphy that shit? Somebody who needs the money to hear? I don't need to keep hearing this shit. Hey, look, when you gonna have me back? When you gonna invite me to the movies? Oh, God. I don't appreciate y'all putting me on the mental health commercial. Two million people seen that down there. I send to your hall now. I got a picture in my phone in my 85 South Hoodie. By your gosh damn son. Birddale said. No, no, it was me, Lou Nail and Rodney. Did you get some merch out? Rodney Perry. I don't know. See, they let you know who fucked with you, though. Because Rodney got dressed at the house and he was ready to get on set when he got there. Rodney Perry won 15 bills. Am I lying, Clayton? He got there, what, y'all? Look at him go down to the belt. The belt, after the belt. Man. With the wolf. Who was too hot that night? Who was too goddamn hot that night? What night was it? One night Rodney Perry did the belt joke. I ain't even gonna tell you the joke if you ain't seen it, but the shit the hell you fucked up with me. You got this shit all over you. There's some tabs in these streets. Don't think I forgot them, man. All I'm saying, though. That shit's hilarious. You went down there and shot a whole movie by yourself. Alone. That's all right. You sometimes you gotta go alone, man. I just wish I could have walked on set and seen your face. Oh, what's up, love? What you doing down there? I ain't no use going down there. Exactly, cause you ain't tellin' them folks about me. I appreciate y'all. I appreciate y'all having me on that hip hop a little bit. You was a real nigga for that shit, man. You ain't tellin' them folks about me, though. Guess what's gonna happen next time, nigga? What? I'm gonna take my spot. I got him, nigga. You got that. Yo, nigga, guess what you're doin' there? Move outta here. Man, watch that. I'm talkin' about my most guest appearances. You second. How the fuck Clay beat me and he a part of the show? We done done do this both of them. The fans said that. Why I went on a male guest list? Who in when did this turn into a new question than me? Bro, but I'm just sayin' when I was like, okay, this my time to ask and get all the shit off my chest. So you feel left out like you should've won something? Let me ask you this. Were you giving your best every time you was on it? 88% of the time, yeah. You did too much. We on the ass for 85. You thought you was supposed to get somethin' extra cause you went over a little bit. Hard work don't always pay off. I'm happy to be back if that means something. No, you ain't. I can tell. When you get your D on Santa's truck because he didn't want it. Oh yeah. You better not get that shit to D on it. I wouldn't do this, D on it like that. Give me that motherfucker. We got it now you want it. Shit, it is, but it's spelled wrong. They put D-I-E. D-I-E-O-N, I was like. D-I-O-N. I thought it was a Christian kid. You said D, is it D-I-E-O? Send this shit to me. We goin' down, down, baby. D-I-O-N. Who was a part of it doing the names? Like the spelling of the names and shit. The dude who made the trophies this shit. Oh, I was thinking Ryan, cause. It was Ryan people. Yeah, but I'm sayin' cause they probably don't know how to spell black names and shit. They actually was black. Oh shit. They still on the, Ryan on the shop at black business. Man, he overdue the shit life. He make me feel like I ain't doin' enough. I ain't doin' enough. I was like, I'm finna run by a target. What? You ain't supportin' black or I don't get it. I ain't finna run by a target. What? You ain't supportin' black or I don't get it. I ain't finna run by a target. I know this lady. She black as hell. Then they got one time out. I was eatin' just yams. Somebody said, Somebody said, Oh, I need to get thrown dry as a motherfucker. It was cooked, right? It was cooked. These yams, I think it was cooked. I bought it from a lady. She had them in a basket. It was out there in the community garden. So I just dug up these yams. I said, give me some. Hey, you know what I ain't even say it? This is not even an episode. This is a weed assault. Weed assault. Yeah. Well. This is when an episode and weed just kind of merged together. Okay. You ain't even, you hear as the balancer. Cause you don't smoke weed. But you gon' be high after this. But you take some deep motherfucker sniffs. You be breathe. You breathe hard as fuck over there. You be a little smokey door up your nose. You need to smoke though, cause you ain't askin' for awards and shit. No, I'm for the other ones. Lincoln said, why ain't he get no award? No, he won though. He has to like another one. Hey, I'm Chico Bean. Is this something interfering with your happiness or preventing you from achieving your goals? Better help will assess your needs and match you with your own license professional therapist. You can log into your account anytime and send messages to your counselor. The service is available for clients worldwide. Better help is committed to facilitating great therapeutic matches so they make it easy and free to change counselors if needed. This podcast is sponsored by Better Help and 85 South Shore listeners. Get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com backslash 85 South Shore. Visit betterhelp.com backslash 85 South. That's better H-E-L-P and join over a million people who have taken charge of their mental health with the help of experienced professionals. And like I said, get help because once you do, you'll be comfortable being yourself. No. No, I really, once I knew, once I, cause I've been new about the movie shit. Once I found that you was down there you ain't tell them folks about me. I was like, he ain't winning shit. I really tried to throw your name in a few categories just to make sure that you did lose. You don't say as much as you want the truth and shit. Damn. I had your name in categories that ain't have shit to do with you. Best cameraman. Best producer. So I just was gonna lose, bro. Yeah, you was doing it, man. Hey, you motherfuckers wanted me to come here all day. I know, I wanted you to see yourself lose. Cause I wanted you to ask me why. So I can tell you that I knew that you was down there working on the movie and you ain't told them folks shit about me. You ain't tell them nothing about Clayton. Ronnie Jordan don't even want to bring it up. You think that you was coming on here to front me by not winning an award? This really about us asking you why the fuck you ain't putting down one of us in coming to America too. That's Eddie Murphy's biggest fan right there. That nigga can quote every line from Shrek, one, two, and three. Ronnie Jordan wanted Arsenio Hall to sign a TV guide that he didn't have since 1994. You down there ripping air bubbles with Cleo McDowell himself. Have you ever had a visa? Oh, you know now got a comedy special It was 85 something. No! Really? And then you gonna come on here and ask me why he ain't won shit. See how they do shit on TV? Cause you making it seem like what you saying is true. Oh, this is the real life. Ain't nobody had nothing to this. Wait till the movie come out and you see his head in the final cut. A lot of times, you know he got a couple scenes. It's one part, him and Eddie Murphy sitting in the car arguing. You hilarious. This nigga love some crazy stuff. Aint even brought. You coulda just, if you wanna say that, that woulda been enough. Just where at. Man that nigga love some crazy. You aint even brought me up. Like did you play 85 South for your trailer? Yeah, you ain't told nobody come through that. If I had the hoodie on, I'ma show y'all what we, but we finish them, I had my hoodie on all the time. Please come on tell the truth, Lowe. Every time y'all used to see me, that's all I had. You heard the key word that you said? What? Every time we used to see. Y'all had like I had a lot of clothes, I wore my hoodie faithfully. You had to give me another one. You got another nigga shit and now you're talking about, oh, this my homeboy shit. See how you brought him up? Oh my God. You got me promoting dope stores. They don't even follow us. You a nigga dude. No, I don't. He reposed your shit all the time. Now he reposed my shit all the time. He ain't say that when I asked who, my homeboy who posts your shit all the time. See how the store just turned to a goddamn lap. Man. nigga, this is funny as hell. Man, you know C-Bomb, man. Yep. Oh man, Jesus. Guess what? I know him too, right? Guess how many hoodies he gave me. See how this shit is. If it mean anything, I bought it. Store just keep changing. So you support it? Run and join, make a payment for that one, D.C. He out here barring other nigga shit and pay a rep. That hoodie fit it all. This my homeboy shit. Herman it fuck. That mean he don't change on it, potting it when he get around. Motherfuckers who make moonbow shit. Run and join with a drop in location. You need to pull up, bro. They look for one more nigga. You ain't tell them shit about that. When we going to talk about what Clay ain't doing? We already talked about it. Oh shit, well I missed that episode. How you going to just try to tell off another nigga? These new niggas, bro, like if you. I can't even talk about it, bro. We can't talk about it. Oh, and then you going to fuck that nigga shit up. Right, what's that? What's that? We don't do that, guys? Fucking beans. I know, but my nigga right now. What do you do? Oh, what about what Clay ain't doing? What are you doing? Play all that games. Oh, so you ain't working on the David Rubin box? He doing the Smokin' Robinson story. I thought it was a weekend. I ain't, I ain't. Niggas said I look like I kidnap bitches at times of train tracks. A fatal train. But I'm sure they did bring that shit up, though. Because Clay is going to act like we ain't see him performing at the Super Bowl. That was late. Yeah, he was at the Super Bowl. Now he was one of them niggas. He was in that one. I was a nigga holding the camera when the weekend was over with the nigga, that was me. Hey, man, I'm going to listen to that one song the whole way home. What's the name of that bitch? Every song about cocaine. What's that one? He was singing his ass off on that bitch. You knew? But every song about cocaine. I'm going to sit there till I find it. That nigga got some heat though, man. We talking some good shit. Yeah, drugs and hoes. That's all right, man. And the fucked up part is like, this was the basic weekend song. It's about some drugs and some hoes and how he was already sad before he got over the whole house from doing the drug. And the only reason he was sad is because he ran out of drugs. And the only reason he over there is because he was on the drug. And he tried to make it seem like she just as high as him. So he trying to get high enough to go over there to be around her because they both have. But in the morning, they both going to be straight. But he always seemed to have a flight to catch in the morning. I only fuck you when it's half past five. And the flight leaving late or early, it depends on how you look at it. I got a flight in the morning. So I can catch you the first one up. Yeah. And the hills have ass. With a Michael Jackson twist to it. And like, when you get along with it. It's got like a sprinkle in him, James. He's the coldest nigga to ever do like any kind of Michael Jackson inspired anything. What if he's like Joe Jackson side chicks, kids, grandchild? What if he's actually Michael's real son? I can see that. That could happen. What can he move from? Can he? He didn't acquire. His mama, why check this out? His mama, why he can't do it. So Michael. So Billy Jean, his mama. So that's why Mike was like, the kid is not my son. But guess what Mike used to come get him? On the weekend. Why? And you drop that black history mark. Boy. But one time he went to the party next door, so is that his kid too? Come on, Mike. That might be his kid too. No. Because, you know, because there was blood on the dance floor that night. Mike was a cold nigga, man. Ever since Dallas Austin said that shit, I don't even want to try to find any type of Michael Jackson shit to just watch, to see what he was doing. People kept sending me that clip. You remember when they was playing that video of Mike at the Super Bowl, and then they jumped up through the screen, and he was on top of that bitch? Yeah. And he was popping up on a different one. And you didn't know which one was him. I remember when Moon Walker was new. My fucka popped out on your dog, yeah. My fucka just yelled for, like, 10 minutes. He did. Or some ignorant shit. But we really don't look like that. My fucka just hollered. You remember when Dallas was, well, when he was talking about how that motherfucker was showing him the tapes and him in other countries, it'd be 300,000 people screaming. Go back and watch some of that shit. You'll be laughing your ass off. Michael! Michael! Grow a man, Carl. Michael! We used to watch Michael Jackson in the bookie line. My God! In different languages. But I'm gonna fucking cry. You make it. You make it. Oh, yes. Michael! Yeah, a French school singer, smooth criminal, is funny. Michael Cresto! Michael Cresto! Michael Cresto! And then they pass out, and then they pass them back. You see Michael Dick, your whole family out there crying, your momma, your daddy, and your little sister. Everybody. My God! Like, daddy? I know, man. I just be wondering, what'd be their favorite Michael song that make them cry like? All of them. All of them. But what if that was his shit? Like, if it don't matter who you are, like, if you around this nigga long enough, he got one song guaranteed to make you cry. One song that can make everybody in the world cry. Gotta be that song. You remember when that nigga did that song for the Free Willys soundtrack? That's it? Hold me. That shit, yeah. That nigga sang that with a whale, nigga. What should have made you share the tip, bro? He had every type of child in the world on the video with him. Like, one kid. Like, send me one child of all of you guys' races. All of them. That's crazy. How do you order every kid? Shit, that's called human trafficking. And that shit is, apparently, it's Michael Jackson, though. People used to give him kids. You can't give your kid more. Yes, you can. No, they're going to be taken care of, though. No. Why? They were having this sex. No, bro, it's literally video footage of people running up to Michael's car trying to give him kids. Like, baby. Michael. Michael. Give me another one. Michael. Michael. His name is Michael Jackson. Michael Kleesto. Baby? That's what he is. That's why he came out of the kid. The best thing about that accent is, can't nobody get mad, because you're not sure exactly what country that is. Michael. Whatever country that is, they talk exactly like that. Michael. Michael. Michael Kleesto. Michael Kleesto. Michael Kleesto. This is a nigga slamming in laptop right now. Oh. I thought these guys were cool. This guy. This guy Carlos. Carlos. Carlos. Carlos. Carlos. He said, buddy, joke, joke, joke, joke type. You think it's joke type. Not it. He shouldn't get serious now. Now, listen, everything not for funny. Everything not for funny. I used to love these guys so much. No, no, Michael, please look. No, no, no. No, Michael, listen. No, no. I like Kiko. He's nice. He's nice. He's nice. That's how I know him. Now it sounds like where he's cold at. I'm like, where is he located? How you know him, nigga? Man, they feel it in the comment section. Chico. Where's Chico? He's nice. I like him. Carlos a dick bag. A dick bag. A dick bag. A dick bag. A dick bag. A dick bag. A dick bag. A dick bag. A dick bag. A dick bag. A dick bag. Hey, you're slow. You know the funny shit. What? What the heck? What the heck? What the heck? Man, don't say LOL. Man, I'm like, look. Can you send me 250? No. Man, they be in my deal with a long story. I'll be like... Fuck that. Just a simple... No. No. Bro, I'm not doing none of that. They try to pull me in the first... Back Boys of Comedy, right? To my daughter. Oh, god damn it. Give you a song. Like, yeah, she need a kid. She need like 800 dollars. You gotta help the kids. I only help the kids when it's legit. Cause everybody got a sad story. And they really be... I don't know where they be basing these asking, wants and requests from. One lady for real hit me up and said, that I need to send her $13,000. God damn. So she can ride through the desert. Oh yeah, I remember this. Holistic medicine. Yeah. You? Yourself? Yeah. I need $25,000 so he can start a trucking company. He didn't ask for a big word. He said that all he need is for me to give him $25,000 so he can start his trucking company. To make his dream come true. I need to give him some money. So to make his dream come true. So these are asking for dreams? You right. How did she ever gonna reciprocate back to you? So I need to go out here and strive to be a good person. Right. And then not only strive to be responsible enough to have leisurely cash to fulfill other people's dreams. Just fuck them all. Fuck what I got going on. My hopes and dreams and aspirations. I need to stop what I'm doing to give somebody else the opportunities to pursue their dream. And the only reason that they're not pursuing it and they're not successful is because of me. I'm the motherfucker holding a nigga back from their dream. It's so many niggas and niggas family. You gotta get a nephew who rap money before you give another nigga money. Like come on, bro. You gotta get him money before you get a nigga hooper. No. Fuck my family. And who need dental work? Strive niggas. Strive niggas. It's a real shit. What's wrong with you? Niggas is crazy. What about my little cross-eyed hair cut? They think they're the only people who get... You think you're not the only motherfucker with some bullshit ass ideas? Right. You better get your only fans, my boy. Who? Them niggas will need the money after this. But get something going first. Can you do a kickstart? No, it don't work like that. No, it gets somebody to pay you. Some people think that they're actually supposed to be supplied and given chances to fuck off. At the expense of other people. The Colo Shark Tank. Yeah, you got 25,000. People got a Colo Shark Tank. No, you gotta make a business with 25,000. See, that's the type of shit that they be doing to try to save. They be like, bro, if you put 25,000 up, and then do it like Shark Tank, to exactly like Shark Tank. Because everybody that you don't pick gonna be like, well, hell, we feel like, shit, you should just give us some money and invest in us as well. You can't win in this situation. Because everybody who lost after that, not guessing what their story changed to. I should have won that bitch. But then they could get a spinoff show. They ain't gonna give a fuck about that. They're gonna be like, he could have picked me. That's the day when they show. You can sit there and be like, look, I'm not the one picking. We're gonna put this shit out for everybody else. Nah, man, he could have picked me. The thing is, motherfuckers can still do it. What? Whatever the fuck the idea was, just do your motherfucking idea too. Do your idea. It'd be better if we did it from ideas that's already made it. What the fuck have you come out with? I don't know. My fucking behavior I'm trying to experience. Fuck you out of here. Do some work. Work ends. Sometimes if you don't win, that don't mean you lost. If you don't win? Yeah, because she... Milado was on that rap show. Look at her. She win it. No, she... Yeah, she won. No, she did. Eventually. That's what I'm trying to write. That's what I'm trying to write. Anybody can do that when they like it. I can take where I am now and be like, yeah, I won. But I lost along the way. You gotta take some losses. You will. I was just trying to make this shit fine. What if this package about losing? That's a pamphlet for your short time. How niggas sign up. That's the application. What is that? But that's the thing about, you know, being talented. It's hard to judge talent because you never know. Somebody might have saw you lose and they locked the way that you handle yourself in their life. You can't deny a superstar, man. Everybody with talent ain't a star. Some motherfuckers, that shit just hit different when they do it. That shit there. That shit there. For sure. Yeah, there you go. What does the package say? Huh? What does the package say? Why the front look like an FBI doctor? That's because. What kind of shit it be in class, man? Are we doing espionage? Are we secret agents around this bitch? You're not telling me? Yeah. Is that why Joe is always looking different with his hairstyle? Yeah. Smurf, forget it. No, the first page. The first page on that special bulletin is actually some comments from the comments section. Oh my goodness, this is it. Redacted. Redacted. Yeah, so people love when we read comments on the show. Come on, man. What's that, bro? We got Tata trying to figure out who said what. So a lot of these, these just random ass comments. You get what I'm saying? So this is, I guess these are the comments from the Slink episode. This nigga said, Slink dressed like he about to give his life to Christ for the third time. You ain't shit, Chris. CJ Williams said, Slink was born the same year Rosa Parks said no. That's black history. Slink dressed, Slink dressed like he dropping off the last child support check. This episode should have been named past the Carlos Tos de Jesus. That would have been hard. That podcast was for everybody who knows Jesus is black for real. Oh, check this out now, since you think we so local. Hey, Carlos, I'm living in Cambodia. Listen, everybody watch this shit. Let me pause for a minute right quick. Wow. You mean to tell me my Cambodian niggas was out there watching this shit? Clayton. Cambodians? Clayton. Come on, man. Clayton. Carlos. Megan. Megan. Kiss the baby. Baby. You stole. Hold up. Wait a minute. Ryan, you heard this? Cambodians. The Cambodians. Come on, man. That's another demographic. I hope they eat some sugar cane while they listen to this shit. Thank you. What you might have to do is on YouTube to be building the whole house. In the dirt. It eats. They'll be doing the thumbs up. Cambodians. Shout out to all my Cambodian niggas. One time for Cambodia. We need more agreement in the trap one time. That'd be hard. I said it. I said it. Megan, let him narrow it down. Run and join. You all right? Don't let the weed defeat you, my name. Don't let the weed defeat me, bro. Put it where it goes, man. All my niggas in the water? They're going to put you in a commercial. Don't drink the water. They're going to put you in a commercial. You two can walk a day. Yeah, fuck it. That weight loss challenge. Carlos fights obesity. Are you struggling? I'll take that as a weed, fuck it. This podcast is for everybody who lives by a gas station that sells fried chicken and gizzards. Oh, that's Mississippi shit there. Oh, we got another one. This one even dope within Cambodia. Oh, shit. How you doing? This shit say, even us indigenous people watch this show, love. Love from the Pacific Northwest of nations and tribes. Yeah, that's a good call. That's a good call. Bro, I stumbled because the last part called me off guard. Wow. I saw the nations without tribes. Reservations. I mean, indigenous. Yeah, you got to say that correctly. They can do what they want. They can fish as much as they want. They can't chew a fresh motherfucker's salmon out the goddamn river. I'm going to take you in a second just to talk some shit for my indigenous nigga. Come on, man. One time for them. I went out to the single out there. They were showing love. What they smoking on out there, bro? Who came out there? I came out there. I did like this little weed show with this dude. Where? And then it's outside of Seattle. I did. I went to the indigenous spot, too. It was a casino? Yeah. Yeah. And Connecticut. No, I am in that one. Yeah, I went to that one. Yeah, they got some dope ass folks out there. Indigenous people fucking with us. The long way. Yeah, we got to do one of them. Bro, I wonder if my niggas in the jungle is listening to this shit. They did say Cambodia. There's a lot of jungles in Cambodia. My Cambodian niggas. Take this shit to the jungle. Just play it. No blue. Take the blue tooth. I'm talking about a speaker. My niggas in the jungle need to hit this shit. That's what's up with it. I want the people who live in them tree houses to hit this shit. Somebody take this shit up there to them tree houses. That's hard. You got to get a good one after that one, bro. This motherfucker said Carlos the only niggas I've seen that can be had still keep his composure. Keep your composure. My niggas, man, my indigenous niggas. My niggas, the natives. Cambodians. The natives and the tribes. Natives, tribes, Cambodians. They said it in a way to let me know that these are not the same folks. Right. No, it's what I said. What happened? Man, that ain't nothing but some old money I'm going to wash my clothes with. I need that little few dollars so I can get some quarters. For what? Niggas tell a whole lot. I don't even accept change no more. Stop telling people that shit, man. That's hilarious. So reckless. I had to let niggas know it. No, because you tried to make it seem like I got a whole lot of shit and I ain't gave nobody shit. And you got a whole movie coming out. You think I let that shit ride, man? If it was me, I would have damn sure told them for, man, my niggas now. It'd be great for one of these, bro. Y'all got a cooking set? I eat a chef leader. I bullshit you're not. I couldn't fuck up. I couldn't fuck up. No, you wanted to go solo. No, I didn't. I feel I just be trying not to get fired. That's what you be at, that bitch. All right, hold on. But you could have said something. Niggas, I was acting like to help. All right. He was doing extra jobs and shit. They didn't transfer all the info. I'm picking shit up. This ain't even carrying motherfucking clothes and shit. What are you doing? I forgot I was telling good. I was like, shit, fuck that shit. I know that. I know that. That ain't good. I'm reading this shit, right? This is just all the shit that didn't happen then. This shit say Lil Nas X shows off his new breath. So edgy. I saw that shit. You saw him show it off? No, I saw that shit. I'll take their word for it. Right, you don't click on that. What happened to his arms? I don't know. Now the nigga posted some shit on social media. You see? We got more. We lost some titties. Oh, man. He had some titties. All he was just fucking around. Man, that shit click baited his fuck, man. I don't know. He trolling the world, boy. Hey, man, whatever the fuck that is, that shit funny. So he's a literal nigga with titties? No. I don't know. I don't know. We don't know if it's... I don't know if it's shit really. Your name the episode that... Niggas with titties. Yeah. Yo, love it. Yo, nigga. Stop it. Hey, nigga. What's up? What's up? What's up? Stop. You can't let that kind of... How you not getting your spirit like that? You can't... You don't know what the titties are. You have to be assed. Like somebody... Ain't nobody asking for shit. Ain't nobody say I wonder what they look like. They just come with a... A beautiful nigga titties. All right. That shit is funny as hell. That's how some little girl looked when they cut their head off. We had talk loads. Y'all could get... Y'all could get sued for some shit like that. You can't just show a nigga that shit. Every one of you and him... No. He just sued. Yeah. He worked for the company. What's wrong with the stress? Shit, sexual harassment. Limited liability. Sexual harassment. I wanted foreseen gestures. Oh, he went to the... He did do a seminar. You sat in the... And watched a zoo. No. Fuck around and catch an intimidation chart. Clay, you saw the screen? No. Yeah. I'm trying to... Undo the shit. Yeah, it's a lie. Nobody wanted to... It was requested. He didn't have one picture. This nigga made his own collage. It's a screensaver. It was like taking different photos. He didn't spend it like... Now you gotta see these shit from the side. All these tails. What is all these tails? He was getting... How you pulling that shit up that quick? He had a shit. He was getting a mouse pad made with that shit on it. He was going to... He was going to another subject. This should be my mouse pad, bro. Oh, this crazy. No, check all that out. You think... That's why that shit was blacked out. Yeah. No, you think that this shit... It give crazy. No. Diddy Sue and Sean John. But how? Because they use his image and likeness and his persona without his permission. How? What? Bro, you know shit fucked up when Diddy got a suit. Sean John. That's crazy. If that ain't fraud, I don't know what he is. That's like... No, everybody named in the lawsuit. It's Puffy in the lawsuit. Brother Love. Diddy men pointed at each other. What is happening? Well, whatever. Apparently he sold the company or some shit, but he got a suit. No, you can do that shit. I'm not suing nobody. Suit yourself. Yeah, suit yourself. Suit yourself. I can't believe me. Your honor, I'm out of control. No, when she get to the point where you got to get... What type of nigga got to call the police and tell on the nigga? You got to go with the training, man. What the fuck I'm doing on my shirt? You see, and you remember when I told y'all I had them motherfucking knock off joins with the Barack Obama on the bitch? So apparently Barack Obama got some nuggets for real now and they sent it for $25,000. And guess what they didn't do? Ain't nobody called and told me shit. If it wasn't for me believin' in them motherfuckers way back then, when they dropped, they was only for him, they was a player addition. Like, I think. One of them sneakerheads got a pair. One of them, the mayor or somebody that... No one would never be around, motherfucker, $25,000. I'mma fuck around and give me some, because I'm tired of people treating me like I'm not capable. I'll buy me a pair of them, bitch. And wear them, man, and won't even lace them. Like these. Where you gonna wear those Barack knockings, too? Just in moderation. No, man, I had to meet Barack to buy them bitches. I better not. I don't know where the fuck you went. You gotta have him. What would you want him to? If you get him, you gotta sign him. The meeting gotta be a part of the whole thing. He gotta notice, nigga. I'll wear him to the beach. You got my shit on, nigga? All right. How'd you get those? How'd you get them? There you go. Those are fake. Those came in there? He had all those shoes. Uh, show. Look at those shoes. Those are shoes, right? Yeah. Give them to me or I'll sign them. What the fuck you want? Give them to me or I'll sign them. These bitches are $25,000. You not saying the shit. Did he say what they look like? You saying the box. You gonna bring the box? You gotta remember to bring the box. I paid $25,000 and I'm taking the box everywhere. You had a box on you? Yeah. In a lock box. What? Keep the box locked. Like, nah, I wouldn't do this shit. I wouldn't do this shit. There's too much other shit that I want this way in front of you. The most you spent on shoes? The most? The most you would spend on shoes. Too wrecked. That's it. That's the cat. So you not gonna be like... The most I have spent on... Like on no collector shit. Yeah, and then James Brown wanted... You know what I'm saying? Oh, okay. On some other shit. For me personally... Even if it sneakers though, yeah. The craziest shit. The limit. The cat. For any kind of shoe like designer? No more than... I think three should be the max. The most I would ever spend on some... Any type of shit like that. That would be my stopping point. Three pounds. Shit. Can you buy the bitch a TV? All right. And that shit better come with some guaranteed pussy. It ain't. It ain't. Don't buy it, trust me. I'm telling you, don't do it. Yeah, man. It's the same hose. Whether you got socks or shoes on, it's the same hose. Cause this a nigga barefoot. He gonna be giving a long country dick too. I did a flip flop. He ain't got no shoe. He ain't got no shoe. He wear goddamn Dunk Man. That nigga wear them shacks. He might The team joins. Shit out that bitch. Knockin' her off. He gonna pull it up. He wear them Richard Hamilton joints. The women don't be respectin' them thick ass shoes though, man. This episode is sponsored by Blue Chew. 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Women don't really give a fuck long as they clean. That's the thing about it though, it's like you can't say women because it's all kind of women that a fuck with. They do like that shit. Yeah, they'll fuck with you at any point in life it just depends on where you at in life or what type of woman. What type of woman that is gonna be. What they paying attention to, right. They don't stop. They don't. So whatever. Please tell them. There's a lot of niggas out here. There's a lot of ugly niggas who got some beautiful women and then there's just a lot of ugly people in the middle of the fucking around and then it's... You can't never speak for nobody at university because everything don't apply to everybody. Have y'all ever stared when you see a mismatch couple like? That ain't none of my mother fucking business. But sometimes it do be kind of funny like you'll be out and then you'll be like who is fucking these people? Like that lady be a Walmart. Like anytime you go to Walmart it's one big ass lady riding around in a little school. Oh man, what's so bad? There's like somebody knocking her off. Nigga the buggy fool and her little cart fool. Yeah, but he smart enough not to be in that wood. He be just far behind. He be at the house because he's slick and embarrassing what he doing. Because you know he wrong for hitting that lady in that school. I see both of them in the cart before. Together? Oh, Nigga here she got her. Them some big ass baskets. They wouldn't get any more shit. Oh man. Two baskets full. Yeah, they had just got in there. But I was like look at this shit. One week worth. One week worth is it? Hell yeah. Nigga that shit probably we're gonna make it all the way to the register. Man, but everywhere you go you see people who be fucking with each other. Go to the fucking CVS. See them old ass couples in there buying shoes, them soft shoes and walking with a tennis ball. CVS shoes what? No. You know that they sell them tennis ball walkers by themselves. Like the tennis balls in there they sell them individually. I've seen some in a bit. They already got tennis balls up. No, it's the tennis balls. They sell the tennis balls that cut already so you don't have to cuddle. Because old people so irresponsible. If you all you're supposed not to do all that shit at this point you shouldn't be fucking up. But it ain't really no nice way to ask and then you got to kind of be like hey grandson do do me a favor. Oh that's right. Cut me a tennis ball. I need you to make a small X in the tennis ball. It need to be big enough that it open up. But small enough that it won't rip the tennis ball. And then I'm just gonna drop it down in there. Oh hell you done cut all my tennis balls. I ain't say cut it in half. Once I'm done you got to do what you got. Nah nah I got a hard amount to put three on him. Shit. Act like you can't do shit. I asked you to do it. Let it be that goddamn game. Do what you got damn. I would but my head is shaking. Let it be that game. They ain't nothing. Before you got a little showcase that you rap shit. I'm up there. Maybe. One day we're gonna be sitting around with the two Velcro straps on. God forbid no. You ain't never gonna wear them. They gonna make other folks Nike's where they look like lasers but it's really strong. On one of these episodes I'm just gonna get me some of them Velcro straps. You gonna have a football strap. My uncle used to wear them shoes with church socks. That's what I'm aware of. That's what I'm aware of. I'm gonna pull those up and they might have some khaki shorts on. Bro, he'll have some khaki shorts so I said man I never want to get 62. That was like a that's like an early 80's and latin signal like dog bro. Being ass church socks. Me getting the fuck out of that shit. They had no rippling around the top and then it was just like one of them was hiding the other. Fuck y'all I'm gonna buy some niggas. I wonder if us as niggas could run the price of them Wal-Mart like run shoes. No, not the Air Monarch. I'm talking about the Wal-Mart that come class together. The non-slip managers shit. I wonder how long it would take niggas to run the price of them up to a hundred dollars. That's a good one. Like GameStop? I'm just saying like no matter where you go Wal-Mart ain't got the bitches anywhere like we bought them all. Exactly. I bet you can't get a pair. I'm a rapper. You said them on Ebay. Them bitches be on Ebay. They be on Stock X for 235. But you said niggas would want to buy us air shit. We ain't slipping on no grief bro. That how the niggas did niggas back in the day. You couldn't find niggas nowhere bro. They can't never catch us slipping out. We got a no-slip. Niggas were getting the dickish shoes too. I had to stop reading the comments because this one lady was like I ain't never smoked weed in my life but the way y'all be smoking on there make me want to smoke. She ready to fuck. And she lying. She lying too. I ain't never smoked weed in my life. They be flirting. They be flirting in the comments. Typing and smoking. My mother love be acting like she a smoker. I'm just scared it's gonna be a lady in the comments and be like I have a very rare 1969 Cherry Red SS Camaro and I only give it to Carlos. Now I gotta go find this motherfucker. I'll be back in two weeks. I'm going to Oregon. Oregon. Oh. That was the voice though. That's what you heard. She smoked cigarette. Of course. It's in pristine condition. What are the key words that I gotta go really see? You know how they got the description words? Rare muscle car. That's all that's gotta say. Cause this a lot of women got some shit just at their house that they ain't never gonna do shit with. I saw a show. Barry White's wife got all his shit still. Her shit still nice. She gonna get it fixed up in there. Barry White's widow. That was a cold nigga. This nigga better orchestra on Soul Train. Okay. Cold shit. How y'all feel about the Super Bowl? Feel like a jackass. You better guess Tom Brady. And I said it when I was doing it. I said nigga say don't bet against him. But a lot more. Didn't I tell you that? I told you that didn't I? That was my exact words. There's two things you don't never bet against. So he gives you nothing but great advice and you didn't tell him any mercy? Damn boy. You don't never bet against Alabama Cranston Tide and motherfucking Tom Brady. Tom Brady doesn't even look sweaty at the Super Bowl. He wasn't even tired. He was so well rested that he got towed up with his teammates. Man he saw how drunk that nigga was. They didn't even walk him to... He was so drunk you saw the dude holding him up. That was Tom Brady's real cousin. That went past you. That was his real cousin holding him up. And you ever be so drunk you had to have a close family member come to get you. Because he know you're sure. They're cousins that's two years older than you. You tripping, tripping. Tom your kids out here and everything and you driving to boat my nigga you doing way too much. That nigga threw the trophy across the boat. They both was drunk. White boys get white boys drunk. The niggas looking like... Throw me the trophy. We got a lot of these fuck it man. I got a bunch of these bro. If it falls we'll get in that one. They better fucking give us another one. They better fucking give us another one. We'll be better for it. We'll be better for it. If I get drunk they point a bit out on it. One. Two. Fuckin' caught it you better catch it bro. That nigga might ever be looking like but he ain't nigga trippin' boy. He ain't nigga had too much to drink boy. It was wild. They had to shut the party down at 3.30 and they were like bruh cut this off. Cut everybody off. They been drinking since 6 o'clock this morning. You see what I mean with these niggas they do crazy shit all the time. That's cause they rich as hell they can do that. You know all the niggas on the team this boy you saw him through that bitch. Bro you see Brady without that jersey like on a regular outfit you like man there ain't no way that nigga don't want a 7 Super Bowl, man. Tom Brady runin' so 22. Tom Brady run like his feet don't bend. He run? No, it's still with him. Like I can't see the code you need to cuss the ass out. Why y'all loosing to a motherfucker who ain't red? Patrick was getting them goddamn crazy ass those off. He kept hitting people in the face with the bottle. But he was hitting them directly in the face that nigga was throwing like that. He was hitting them directly in the head. It's hard as fuck to make shit happen when you on the run. Man he would get and I said damn that was your shot right there. He had about two of that was your shot right there. But don't act like he didn't have a dog as you know too. That's why I bet it with him. Shit. You gonna learn one day everything you doing ain't even in the motherfucking right. That's what you get for being selfish. You see how God don't like ugly shit? You tried to go down there and be successful by yourself. Ain't told them about nobody. This is Eddie Murphy we talkin' about. What about that time I called you? I know what about no time. I said come be in my skit. Your skit ain't coming to me. I said I'm gonna do this skit. How many niggas was in that skit? I don't know if it wasn't that. No you don't understand what a star is. You can tell me come be in my skit. He got four other niggas in that motherfucker. You're not about to make me prove myself. I don't know you way lonely. What? With some more niggas. Los could you please be in my skit? Yeah man. He down there with Eddie Murphy. He ain't even say come be in my movie. But Losa make you feel like you can call him. Ask him that. Any time you need me let me know. I don't say shit like that. When you gave me the assumption you like nigga I'm here for you. Like you like nigga I want to see you win. So you ain't tell me you want to see me win? So you ain't tell me you want to see me win? No not like that. No not like that. That's not how you win. Like a skit during the pandemic? I think it was pre-pandemic. Man let me quit bullshit. Niggas is getting out motherfuckers on the internet. Yeah they go crazy. Los really ain't shit for hating on them like that. I mean they pardoned you. You're supposed to really get your pardon to the problem. They know you're bullshit. But I ain't. You could have told them folks that we was over here. I'm just saying. It was me running Joy and Ann Clay. We had already discussed it kind of before you got here. Niggas had said they were like it's dope how 85 South put Nav on the hip hop world. And I was like yeah that's some real ass news. But that was to the dude who drove you up there. He ain't had a shit to do with really nothing they could have. He ain't shit he could have really deal with. None of that information. I kept my hoodie on. That was one day. That was one day. You was on set for three weeks. One day. And you got a bunch of 85 hoodies. You was on set for three weeks? Yeah. Two weeks and three days. You can't count the weekend. No that's when they get SAG due to the paper roll account. He gonna get what? Come on man. What you talking about? This really his episode. We just in. We was just trying to let people know that Nav has graduated to bigger and better thing. So it ain't no need to ask me don't get all in the car man. We in the app coming back. I'm not the one who changed. Congratulations brother. This is the show where I get my damn award. So I gotta come back now. Did I see you on the trailer? In the 85 South Shore award. You slowed that motherfucker down. For man, these niggas sure would change up on you. You gotta slow that motherfucker down and you gotta blow it up. And I made the trailer. Clayton. In the trailer? You was in it bro. What they put in the trailer? But niggas I wasn't supposed to be I was just at the right spot. That's when you sell the movie. That's when you give it that little you want to see it. I ain't even acting like I seen it. I saw it. You saw it already. I saw the trailer. I'm probably gonna skip it. Damn low come on man. Low man. Skip it a thousand. First time I watched this shit I ain't even gonna see your part. Go ahead and watch it man. Watch it. Don't tell him you watched it. Act like you didn't but watch it. Clayton, but this is the same nigga told me we setting this up for you to lunch off. You can't just keep coming on here. Who said lunch off? Him man. When I tried to lunch off. You can tell when a nigga said lunch off. What I'ma do is I'ma lift you up just enough for you to lunch off. And then you do your own shit and you'll never come back here no more. And do shit. Don't show no more nothing. That ain't him. He tried to fuck at you that time. Man that's a local bridge. That ain't him. Who is that? That me standing next to Rodney Perry. Man that ain't him. That's not him. That's the best thing you ever brought over here and showed me. Cause I ain't get a good picture like that. Deli. Deli? Why you got pink pajamas on? Nah it was a linen suit. A linen suit. So you just out here wearing pink linen. It's salmon. I see how you got it in the mood. You showed up with the linen? Nah it was part of the wardrobe. Can you talk about nothing? No shit why not? Nah I don't hate that. Oh. Hey that's enough it's enough. Don't show him. Boy who is that? That's black yolks. They got the niggas black yolks. See I ain't come over here. I ain't come for this shit. Y'all niggas ain't gonna act like y'all they see you. What the fuck is going on? Oh hilarious. See I understand Rodney Perry ain't say shit. But you. So this whole time this scene going on. These people have no idea. Man I be quick to say who my favorite comedians are. Who? Rodney Perry. You named who the fuck was on that movie? I named who I took pictures with in my 85 south hoodie. Wow. Wow right there on the right on the south side running joy born down there. He gave you the hoodie. You done bought another nigga hoodie. What the fuck is wrong with this nigga? This nigga here man. Please. That's what's wrong with him. He thought I wasn't gonna say shit. And he always told me look if you ever see me do this you make sure you tell me. Now look at how he sitting there when I tell him. 30 motherfuckers. Oh look that's special off the chain too bro. Hey man. You know who did it? Yeah. The same niggas I've been doing shit with. I ain't switch it up. One thing about me I keep the same niggas. It didn't switch it up or it was gonna be a fucking clap man. There's some fucking shit. It always start with a golf clap. I ain't switch it up on my niggas. All my niggas have something to do with. Well why didn't it open up? Cause yeah. Same reason why I ain't in that movie. You want me to share all my opportunities. With just thinking that. Don't want to create no opportunities for me. I'm supposed to make you a part of everything I can go about. You know this is part of the plan. This is part of the plan. Your plan selfish man. Well if you gonna see what I got for you. Nothing. I'll see how you do it. I got something for you. What? No I can't say nothing. You got something for him? Yeah. If he got something to do, don't. No. I hate that you stand in front of an old boy. Old boy. No matter what I'm gonna support you all. I'm hungry today. I'm gonna support you too. I'm gonna go see the first day it come on. Not that I know where he at. Amazon. Well is there another one? Is there another one? Can you give us some kind of deal with Amazon where you just getting in everything they got going on? Nah. You know Jill? Basos. Yeah. Let me find that. Find that you cut a side deal like G Money. He came to the set a few times and landed the jet. Yeah. Don't you got a Tesla now? Nah. New motor. You just call it Tesla. New motor. I see a new motor here. New motor or old car? Man this shit. This family. Man. Let me talk to my real cousin. Ronnie Joy, man. Where can they get these dope ass hats at, man? Officialblessedf.com man. I appreciate it. Blessed AF. Blessed. And favored. Blessed and favored anointed and appointed. Blessed feelers. You can make church lady faces drop. What's that stand for? Blessed and fortunate. He didn't want your man. Whatever you want to stand for whoever it is. Man this shit then took off, man. And I don't think a lot of people know. I appreciate it. He was very early supported for real. Like first press, bro. You know what I'm saying? Years ago. You think so? Maybe you should follow my example. Exempery. Right. You had eaten my fucking cold, bro. It's just something about it. I just want, you know. What's going on, you know? Yeah, go get your granddaddy out of the post. On what? Yeah, I got a red version of that one with the gold. That's why I got no real one. That's why I got no real one. You only get one. You only get a red one with the movie stars. No, I had. Actually, when y'all called to book me for this show today, I was running around doing a husband's shit. And this is what I had on me. So, you know, I live in Athens. I was already on the east side. I'm going to tell you what. I really want to go home and change and get some more shit for you. When I ever seen Nav with a hat on? He wanted a skit. And the water boy skit. The shit you don't want to be in. The shit you don't want to be in. So hats funny. I think you got a hat on. It's props. I always got it on the hat. But he think that shit funny. I'm going to be somebody else I put. I always put a hat on. This is me. Go hat on, hat on. That's my shit. You don't see me trying to take my hat off and be like, oh, I'm going to be like Nav, man. Is Nav still playing? So when I shoot a skit, guess what? It's still going to be me with a hat on. Yep. Don't do my shit, bro. Be yourself. They know you with your hat on. So when you acting, keep the motherfucking hat off. I had it to the back. That's all, exactly. That ain't how you do that shit. Never mind. Okay, cool. What the fuck is so funny, Joe? That's what the fuck I want to know. Hey, don't tell them. So he think hats is funny. They ain't no fucking props. I appreciate the hat, Ronnie. Where your shit for real? Nigga, think it's a game. Shout out to Joe, man. He gave me a good writing opportunity, man. Oh, see, you see how Joe did... Joe looking out. Yeah, but that's through you. You know what I'm saying? Wow. Me again. He said, wow. Me again. This is like when Big Boy ran down on the lights he was doing on ATL. You caught him at the start. I knew he wasn't going to... I knew he wasn't going to tell them fuck them. Those gave me the money so I could do the audition. What's up, man? See how you do me. Hey, will you find a cross-85 solid one? Hold the wrong people down. What you mean? I'm serious. You had to pay for the audition? Come on. No, pay to get it taken. How much does it cost? I don't want to put those bidders out. How much does it cost? He got you like an hour. He got you a little studio time. I kind of told him I needed an outfit and some more shit for it. So he threw some extra on it. Made me... Made it sound like he had already got the little part of it. So he financed the... Then tried to make it seem like man, they ain't going to do that. I'm just kidding. Wow! Hold tight. He was on set. He was down there. You could have FaceTime the song. Yo, guess when I heard from him? When he got home? After it was done. Not even like for the day? He was about to come out in about two weeks. Oh, you just told y'all? I can't find out. I told you, Los. What? He made me hit me. I thought your boy told you. You know, Clay. He said, damn, you ain't after no money in a minute. And that's when I told him. What? Because he used to be hitting him up. You know, month to month. That's how topics get introduced to you? Holding up. Keeping the shit going like he ain't did nothing. I said, try this thing up here. I said, In the movie. In the movie. We Eddie Murphy and I send y'all. Yeah. And the other nigga in the barbershop. What's his name? I know you used his name, nigga. Wow. Wow. Hey, but guess what? I told him when they talking about doing my crib. I said, good and terrible. You know his real name. I sent him out of the 85 south tree. What? Who did you tell that to? I didn't say that shit. No, I was telling him. Hey, nobody tells nobody shit. But you get a job, baby. You turn into the motherfucking me, man, nigga. Hey, what? Did you do that? That ain't me. You got a beard in this picture? That ain't me. I don't know that. I gotta do that. I appreciate it. Come on, man. You tell Eddie Murphy you watched all his shit. You told Arsenio you watched all his shit. I know you did. Like, did you stay up and watch Arsenio? You're not even old enough to know Arsenio. That's the thing about this nigga ain't young. You ain't seen when NWA was on Arsenio? He ain't seen Arsenio be on Arsenio. Wow. Even when they brought it back. Yeah, that's when he saw it. He didn't know what it was supposed to be. No, but like, he brought on Farrakhan, bro. He was big. You told him that, didn't you? No. Arsenio went in like... What? I was just chillin', bro. That we know of? The whole time I had to get ready to come. I'm steady watchin' that device now. Wow. That's what you was doin' at the training? That was my whole fuckin' plan. I didn't wanna say it. I wanted to be like, damn, what is he watchin'? And then they seen it and it go like that. He was watchin' it with... My plan just didn't work, Joe. You see what I'm sayin'? No. You love that or nah? What the hell? Nah, man. I know you're nah. You fought for yourself. You needed something. You was probably not supposed to be there for three days. You just leave that, cause you damn sure ain't human. Goddamn. Nah, cause the human woulda brought your name up. I think you're loathin' him, man. That ain't crazy. All loathin' him, man. That's where I got this from. What better place to promote coming to America with Eddie Murphy? He probably did have to hood him. He was like, man, ain't he really chillin' like that down here? I took it off. You took it off for every picture. You gotta wrap it around his waist. Exactly. You gotta wrap it around his waist. What's that? It's a new sauce. Damn, nah. Everybody know. We see how it is, though. You got a lot of friends that was on comedy, man. They would've loved to call, bro. Woo! Don't call nobody. Just hypothetically. Nah, I'm just hit you and be like, man, you know we done him some movement, man. They probably need some writers or something. I'm gonna say, all right, now. Who the fuck have you been talking to? They ain't a nigga that just gave everybody donuts. They need some writers there, man. All right, I call now. What's his name? Just tell him, Gerald, with the donuts. All right, man. Nah, it all makes sense. Every time I was hitting this nigga, you know how a nigga try to rush you out the phone? You call you, right, right, right, right, right. Right, right, right, right. And he answer laughing and shit. Hold up, hold up, Eddie Mercury. Eddie Mercury, hold up real quick. What's his name? What's his name? Give me a second. Hold up, hold up, bro. I'm gonna hit you, right, man. What's this man telling us about? He with Nino Brown. Hey, where you at, bro? I'm gonna hit you back, bro. He never said he's your man. Hey, bro, bro. Free, what's good? My guy? My guy, all right. My guy, let me hit you back. Free, what's all? No, not now. Man, we gotta wrap it up. Who the hell, I don't know who the fuck... We gotta wrap it up, man. Now we gotta... You know, he probably got move stuff shit to do. Hey, we got all type of shit to do. When you going to the Breakfast Club, you gotta promote for the movie, right? I don't even know my name. Oh, okay. Tell them where they can find it at. Bro, do you know when they did the rap party? Like, they ain't even... You know when I posted this episode, I'm gonna put an old dude from the movie. I ain't even gonna... No, you're gonna keep it like that. Carlos Miller, Ronnie Jordan, Clayton English and Friends. Don't do that, too. You can promote it to Friends and Friends. Hey, you gonna get on Niggas' tour? We're so and so in Friends... Ricky Smiley and Friends. And you wanted to Friends? Oh, man. This shit is hard. You gotta be Friends. You gettin' real... I'll bet it like that. I'll look at the fly and be like, Niggas' pitch is bigger than mine. Carlos Miller and Friends. Who sent them? Who made my Friends? Every time they put me in the fly, they always try to make it seem like I'm sneaking on the shirt. I'm on the Niggas Special and Friends. Oh, shit. Me too. They're branded Friends. I mean, we shot it at our studio, though. And you really hit Friends? Yeah, it's a friend of mine. I wanted to get on stage and we shot it at our studio, so... And they spelled your name wrong. Ronnie... Ronnie Jordan. Ronnie. Is it Vimo? Vimeo. Yeah, that. They got so many old... Vimeo, Vivo... Venmo. Video. What's the YouTube one with the rap music? YouTube-io. Oh, that's Vimeo, too. Ricky Rubio. Super-io. Man, I saw your comedy thing. You could do an album, but real vinyl album. By any means. That's hard. I'm about to buy me a waffle maker, too. Oh, yeah? What the fuck they got to do with that? It's the Royal Twenties, man. What the fuck is wrong with you? Get your shit together. That's what I'm at in life. Waffles. That's a big step. Anything in here to tell you, bro. Once you get to a point in your life where you actually need a waffle maker, that's somewhere, bro. A lot of black men don't make it to a waffle maker like age. There's certain appliances that mean you grow. A deep freezer? Oh, you an adult. You a fucking full adult. You got some shit off in a deep freezer. That air fryer, a new one, too. You can't get the little one. You got to get the big one with the dough that's weighing down. There's some settings on that motherfucker. Settings. Touch. Well, your knives, too, the grown shit. Cutting boards. What the fuck is you doing, man? With the multiple sizes. That shit. Good knives, not them cheap knives. Stake knives. And don't be trying to use the wrong utensil for the wrong shit. That'd be some of y'all proud of that. You eatin' out that little stained spaghetti bowl. You're nasty motherfucker. Drinking out a juice cup. The motherfucking place that ain't even microwave safe. Right. And you can't understand why all your food tastes like metal. Right. I stole a motherfucker and I just give him a teaspoon. A teaspoon? Yeah, everything that you had. I have a dollar. You don't get a big spoon in my house if you don't pay no bill. I like to eat in a bun. Fuck is you trying to eat a lot of fast at once. Yeah, exactly. Take your time. Enjoy them food loops. Eat that shit the right way, man. Taste them. That's like fat people towards you. I'm like, man, you can tell me that you didn't want me to come over here, bro. Little spoons. Give me those forks. At the park, man. One of the boys' club's forks. All right, man. I'm going. Well, since this was really, this was really, you know, Nav's promotion for his movie. Coming to America, man. Tell the people what they need to see about the movie right now. Man, you gonna... He don't know. You gonna see... You gonna see a nigga rise. For real. You gonna see my journey. Oh, your journey? Nav will switch it up, boy. My journey started with 85 South, man. And that just let you know, never forget where you come from and still come talk to your friends and you can kick it with your friends. The same friends that supported you and believed in you when nobody else did. And not to be too long and try to make this brief, somebody tweeted and they said, Nav got the potential to be a star. And that nigga low so he haven't say that, he said, Nav is already a star. And that's the screen, that's the profile pic I got for him when he called, it pop up. So every time he called me it made me believe in me. Like he did. That's amazing. Bro, that was heartfelt, man. This nigga did an audition. Exactly. This nigga did a good... I can't wait to see him in the movie. If you see any of this in my fucking line, you just see it. This nigga is fucking... With the cap. With the cap. Oh, this nigga, man. Capowater. Oh, shit. But if you see me and you, y'all feel free to post in the just Hairstad, 85 South Shore. Journey. From 85s to coming to America, who woulda thought? Right here, man, the whole movie stuff. What a role lead to. Wow. And I've been doing comedy for 20 years. After this? So what you doing after this, man? I mean, you gonna branch out and do your own thing and create some opportunities for people who are in the fucking list. And that was the plan. I ain't want to speak on it. I got a new TV series I'm developing right now. Where? With National Geographic. What? You? No, we're doing... We're gonna be doing voiceovers. I pitched Carlos. No. And they want you to be in it. That's what I would come and do. Wow. Ronnie, Clay, y'all go fuck with him, y'all. Y'all ain't busy. Shit. I'm busy. Yeah, you ready now? Yeah. Nat Geo. Oh, shit. See me the info. What the lady email? I got you, Ronnie. Well, there you have it, folks. We're about to get the fuck out of here, man. Just turn up the paper. Appreciate it, bro. Thank you for having me, man. I'm playing. Appreciate it, bro. Yeah, nigga, I love y'all, man. Come on. My gang's in here. You in there for what, man? Damn, I ain't mention nothing. No, it's still going. I'm sorry, man. Man, y'all go to Morning Culture slash YouTube to watch Morning Culture. Y'all going crazy. Clayton on there a lot of times. Thank you, man. Y'all inspire the streets, man, to get their shit together. So, that's what we doing. Y'all check my YouTube. Now, I was listening to this great story about fucking coming to America. I'm like, bro, I'm finished. Eddie Murphy would be like, my YouTube channel. Man, did he call you? I was on Morning Culture like four or five times in it. Let me get by you, low. I don't want to step on you. Man, I've been holding my piss for 28 minutes. Oh, that's why he set up. Yeah, y'all like, god damn. We ain't Clayton went straight in there, motherfucker. Bro, don't ever hold your pee. Hilarious. Oh, shit. You could have got up and peed and came back. Right.