 Welcome to another episode of Frightfully Forgotten VHS Tales, but before we get started, what are you drinking? Today? I'm drinking Camp Crystal Lake Colch Yeah, what are you drinking? Wolf's Bane Bitter, still Today we're gonna bring to you a little VHS tale about Dragon the Bruce Lee story, which we now have kind of dubbed Dragon the Bullshit story. Yeah, none of it is real at all I actually saw this when it first came out I saw it in the theaters and fuck such a wicked movie So I told Adam about it and we had the pay-per-view channel at the time So when it came on like what six months later or something I taped it off of off of pay-per-view Lent it to me and lent it to Adam. I remember watching it Popped it in first of all you taped it on the the the super long-played SLP or whatever and the thing was like like watching it through a snowstorm Fucking green and shitty But I still love the movie loved it And how can you not love this movie as a kid? Yeah, it's got everything you want It's got action and romance and killer fucking score For this movie is so good But as good as the movie it is as we became older and you started to learn things and actually do your research And I realized none of this ever happened Like yeah Bruce Lee lived and existed on this earth and he was in those movies and died Yeah, but that's about it. Yeah, that's all it's all it's real Yeah Like let's just start from the beginning here like when he's what in Hong Kong or whatever and he fights those sailors This shirt gets all torn open. He's all strong and greasy He jumps on that table and eats that cheese like I'm sure that Yeah What he's fighting the guys all Like this typical Bruce Lee sounds like from the movies like why would you do that in real life? Yeah, you did that for the movies. Yeah for you know charisma, but a real fight No, I don't think so and then you like has to flee to America because of this fight Yeah, he's on that ship with all those other like sweaty Asian guys James D French fries guys limit. That's what they say that restaurant Fighting that restaurant. It's like yeah that happened. Yeah. Yeah Lee picking up Lee picking up and he gets to know fight with all these cooks in the restaurant And of course they all know kung-fu because they're a Yeah, exactly fighting on those beams On these support Meat cleavers. Yeah coming getting closer Balancing on those beams like yeah, right that never happened personally and fight on beams with chefs The set of that movie with it. You heard my brother. Yeah cat walk right? I got a dog right There's all that ice Punches through those giant ice blocks when he fights the guy so he can continue to teach the white white man Long Jack long Jack man. Yeah, that's a wicked fight and that fight took place in real life Like that's like that moment happened But it didn't happen in some weird hidden temple in China town of all these Master guy sitting there When he catches his leg in that his foot in his leg ribs Bruce Lee's all crippled Which apparently in real life he pulled his back really bad once without a commission He wasn't crippled from this fight in like traction for like months long Jack man For sure didn't show up, but the karate championships there. Yeah, challenge him again. I beat them if I'm I beat them again That never happened Man in his room in 60 seconds. Yeah. Yeah The whole kung fu thing like yeah, we're hoping he invented the idea for the kung fu TV show That's all bullshit ever happened. He's like he auditioned for kung fu And didn't get the part because his English was not good enough So they gave it to my man David The whole thing about him fighting like that demon Is like internal demons or whatever? What the fuck is that? He's all knocking his head against the wall and all that whole thing I guess they're trying to link this kind of Lee curse thing, you know cuz Because I guess you had to kill the demons so it doesn't get to Brandon But it did get to Brandon because Brandon Lee died. It's still yeah stupid It makes again it makes for a good movie yes But where all that shit comes from who the hell thought of all this crap Then it comes to the climax at the end of the movie We're like yeah, he beats the demon on the set of enter the dragon Yeah, and then it just ends with like this narration by Linda Saying you know he didn't then Bruce died of mysterious circumstances the movies love story He was with some some mistresses when he died in everything in life Like there's with this other woman and it's like they're all glossing over Yeah, all the seedy Bruce Lee Yeah, let's just make him into a god Essentially, right Linda Bruce love stories good for the movies, but in real life kind of a little bit Again bullshit Yeah, so yeah, trying the Bruce Lee story still a very enjoyable movie like I'd watch it not too long ago and Loved it and had a blast, but it's a fantastic movie, but it's all bullshit It's all bullshit, but it's got a wicked Soundtrack like right from the beginning right right from the opening that score is breathtaking. Yeah, it's awesome Jason Scott Jason Scott Lee the the main lead who plays Bruce Lee. He's great. Yeah, I'm surprised He's not more things like fuck He should have played like Liu Kang in the Mortal Kombat movie, you know He should have he should have had a lot of a lot more roles than what he did because not only did he play You know a good Bruce Lee. He had real decent acting chops. Yeah, so that's a little VHS tale from Really liking dragging the Bruce Lee story as kids and realizing it's all bullshit. It's all a lie But still a very good still very enjoyable Exactly, so if you haven't seen that definitely check it out, but don't believe anything. Yeah And until next time keep drinking and pick it up