 of Dr. Sherman's office hours. The current date is December 23rd, 2023, and we are taking a quick little shy of an hour to kick back and t'was the night before Christmas this ish. So I am sitting here with my chat pulled up. I've got the wiki on hand in case we need to research the database. Although the wiki dot has been very unstable the last few days if you've had trouble getting into the scp wiki that would be why there is a the best way to get on the scp wiki right now is to google the scp wiki or any scp and then use that link and if it doesn't work go back to google and try again we don't know what's going wrong with wiki dot because we never know what's going wrong with wiki dot but that's the best we can do a little bit it's a little too quiet little scp lo-fi in the background. David Rodriguez in the chat wants to know if the scp foundation is real and one big rule in the scp community is that we do not keep kayfabe in that scenario kayfabe of course is the wrestling term for pretending things are real even though everyone knows it's an act so the scp foundation is not real it's important to do that because that's why we had those crazy kids back in the aughts that stabbed their friend because slender man told them to we don't want that to happen again so we do not pretend to be real we're a great community you go to the ren fair you stay in character you keep kayfabe but you don't pretend the ren fair is real outside of the ren fair that's not how it works so yes you want to make sure that you uh the foundation is just a creative writing community no wink detected 232 concurrent viewers right off the bat good job team although the likes are looking a little shy down at only 32 my my my catch those likes up to the viewers my friends that's what the site 42 staff is good at adam thank you for your don't know to the site 42 coffers make sure to grab yourself a cup of coffee on your way past the site 42 commissary turn this a little bit this way there we go shake shake shake shake is ania forger considered an scp so the child is psychic so technically speaking it would be considered an anomaly now remember the difference between an anomaly and an scp is whether it's classified on the scp database so on you forger is anomalous but not an scp because she does not exist in the scp universe help site 19 is being raided well those guys they have the best on site security staff of any site they're gonna be fine trust me the little court guns we have over here at site 42 ain't gonna help them out that much when will the tree scream oh how i would love to know and specifically to be the one who makes it so can i hug scp 999 well that depends day one is it your turn to hug scp 999 did you submit your permission slip did you put so in triplicate did you make sure hr approved your uh request because if so then probably within six to eight weeks it will be your turn you're on your deathbed and that tree screams and says no one will believe you what do you do well wane glensky i gotta admit it's a personal satisfaction thing for me in the tree so it doesn't matter if uh anyone else knew about it only matters that i knew about it rancy gaming youtube thank you for your don't know make sure to grab a crawler on your way past the site 42 commissary would the foundation work with or contain the doctor from doctor who so 100 percent uh the foundation would try to contain that monster and the reason being number one obviously an alien life form anomalous all that time travel business we want to study the tARDIS we want to study its alien biology we want to study its sonic screwdriver all that anomalous tech and just as a fact of the matter uh yeah it can work alongside unit from time to time it can work alongside torch wood from time to time but it never sticks around and it never stays in its box so uh it's very frustrating that way if it wanted to be an anomalous member of staff and worked with us well it could but it doesn't want to and therefore it has to go in a box and not another pandorica we've done two of those and it broke out both times with paradoxes that don't even make any sense so hmm we need a better plan adam thank you for your don't know make sure to grab yourself a i'm gonna i'm gonna say that you can have a cheeseburger over at the commissary tell them dr sherman sent you i'm a level four researcher well adam i have no reason to disbelieve that right yet how is scp 096 well foxy gang scp 096 is just fine in its box with its little bag over its head we got it back in after yesterday's breach and so we still have the uh we're up to one day since containment breach one day and hopefully it stays that way have you ever put a paper bag over 096 is that video game nerd yes of course we have and you know fabric bags work better they stay on better especially if you can tie them leona thank you for your five i guess that's a euros or a pound i'm not sure the symbol i want to know though i want to know the currencies to be kind and well informed of people who are being kind to the say 42 cause okay that's a euro and so that must be a pound it is a pound thank you for your don't know and the answer to your question is that number one i don't trust 343 in the first place i think that jerk is lying about being god and it's silencing the people who are saying otherwise which is why i can't say so very loudly but beyond that yeah when i asked it to make the tree scream it just laughed at me what a jerk i think he's more of a jerk i think it's more of a jerk because i don't believe it's actually god andre c2a good to see in the chat today what do you think of project crossover i think it's very important wait no no you're not talking about the thing i'm talking about project crossover scp okay okay uh what is the uh before i answer your question what was the thing i was thinking of project scp project foundation scp no there's a oh okay yes what i thought you were talking about is the plan to migrate the scp wiki off of wiki dot and onto its own servers that way it is not uh tied to wiki dots shaky infrastructure he says on the day that wiki dot is uh not working but that plan is so far back in anything happening with it that uh it's not even worth talking about it is uh far far far far far far far far far far far far far future plans but what do i think of project crossover your actual question uh project crossover was a contest on the wiki this is your challenge right a crossover fanfic between the scp foundation and any other fictional universe of your choice so i have only seen a couple of these and i did find some of the humorous uh in fact really funny the diary of an existential kid which is of course a diary of a wimpy kid crossover with scp actually got uh seen by the author of diary by a wimpy kid and so we got a twitter reaction about that and uh he actually liked it i think so that was pretty funny uh but overall i think it's a fun little project here and there uh i don't really know any of the stories too well so uh that's the 2012 era mostly but yeah it's a fun little idea i love a good crossover now and then frankie thank you for your two pound don't know make sure to grab yourself a cookie on your way past the commissary uh well i don't see anything particularly sinister about that phrase from the beginning so uh our day will come stimp 27 thank you for your $5 don't know make sure to grab yourself a can of capri sun at the commissary that's right our capri sun comes in cans not pouches that's how weird we are at the foundation oh and thank you both of you for being your first don't know to the site 42 team uh if a that thing can be considered an anomaly how do you contain it so we have on the scp wiki you know i try not to say its name because i'm trying to like go by the laws of the supernatural creature but that w named native american cannibal spirit uh is scp 323 i believe darn you wiki dot wake up all right what if i navigate to it by uh using links rather than trying to type it in boom it worked so the scp 323 is what you're looking for and so we already have one and so if you're asking how we contain it uh scp 323 is to be kept in a 17 cubic meter concrete containment cell in site 91 the object is to be restrained in the center of the cell with a one cubic meter container of 8.8 centimeter thick transparent armor transparent armor lined with one-way laminate which is to be fit with one electronically locked access port what is transparent armor uh what is transparent armor bulletproof glass is that what it is is a bulletproof glass that's weird that's a weird way to say bulletproof glass transparent armor just to be aware site 42 staff we're currently at 191 viewers and 153 likes you can pop that like over the viewer account very easily i believe in you site 42 staff let's get it done for the foundation no personnel are to enter 323s containment cell except to examine the integrity of 323s or strength measures strength measures are to be examined bi-weekly and he signs a damage or to be repaired all personnel who enter 323s containment cell are to be accompanied by an armed guard personnel not to be within 323s containment cell for longer than 45 minutes and any communication around 323 is to be written or spoken in a language other than english or french that's okay so it's a skull and it can move a little bit and it has an influence that makes people want to wear it and then it turns them into crazy crazy uh but yeah that is our version of that so enjoy scp 323s since that's what you're interested in zebra and member of five months welcome to the chat good to see you i like when it shouts you out right here that makes it easy thank you youtube for doing the job i'm gonna move this a little bit just so you see more of my face while i'm searching i gotta put you guys like here no i'm gonna put you guys like oh lace it lace it through gotta be careful there there more in front there that way i'm here and it's still a side view but it's not square and still square i didn't fix a gosh darn thing oh well i thought unless i move you a little closer can't lose 049 though all right where was i rancy gaming thank you for your other donut second donut tonight dr sure i'm in a d-class at site redacted has exhibited a property that nullifies other scp properties would you like it it's to send it for site 42 for research well if it's at site redacted i don't know what their capabilities are so quite possibly nullifies other scp properties you know i just read about an article that does that one second what article was that i just read that last night because we're doing a video on it 584 dang it i can't do that i can't use the wiki by typing in numbers right now this is really frustrating uh 6584 this is a lesson in procrastination yes 6584 is actually a thomial that nullifies scp's so i would suggest as sending it to either site 19 or site 43 would be better than sending it to us i mean as much as i want to get my hands on it we have to follow proper protocol you did it site 42 staff we have more likes than we have viewers give yourself a hand an accelerated visit scp 999 for all present congratulations jack lupin new member welcome to level one researcher site the real mumble bee thank you for your dono make sure to pick up a croissant way by the site 42 commissary uh you said that question already stmc 27 uh go check out two uh three scp 323 for your intels right there nova hey dr sherman what's your current salary i hope you're being compensated all right for the amazing work you do thank you for your five dollar dono that helps to site 42 coffers to pay me that salary so right now my current seller is a in negotiation with the overseers you know they take you away from your uh whole entire life and family and they put you in a dark site and i mean it's it's a dark site but there is like a campus kind of like a college campus but bigger and there's more guards everywhere but we have off-brand versions of the restaurants love you love like apple booze and we can go to chole's we can get some burger eaters they got a wick donald's over there wick donald's is a good one the burger queen a little bit of arbos engineer vr sir when do you think we can make that tree scream well i wanted to do it before christmas this year but it does not seem that we're going to succeed and i was sure it was going to happen at the holiday party but i just uh couldn't pull it off unfortunate but i'm looking it's looking really promising for 2024 i got some new intense procedures that'll probably get the job done so here's a here's a hoping and make sure to grab yourself a fruit cup on your way past the commissary andre what would happen if scp 507 is infected with scp 3002 before teleporting to another dimension well i would need to know what scp 3002 does so let's take a quick peek at the database i'm not gonna i'm not gonna type it because i've learned that it doesn't work i need to navigate using the in wiki menus because i'm i'm a clever dan all right attempts to assassinate thought is the title here all right so single prisoner affected by 3002 is to be kept for the purpose of testing and analysis they will be held in a standard humanoid containment cell inside 41 verbal and physical interaction is to be limited to approve testing rain prisoners and staff members of south rock penitentiary have been given class B amnestics and are being monitored for any recurrence of 3002 uh 3002 refers to a specific memory shared by 85 of the prisoner population in the south rock penitentiary located near lafayette indiana affected inmates are all able to recall a specific day from their childhood specific dates vary between subjects but the majority remember this day occurring sometime between the ages of 10 to 13 3002 accounts consist of the individual walking through or playing in a forested garden with their best friend at the time at some point in their memory and mates recall getting into an argument with their friend several accounts have details that conflict with the person's actual life as several subjects did not live in or travel locations with force until their adult life three news originally discovered when dr susan fairbank a psychologist working at the prison there's a large amount of inmates mentioning specific memories that all seem to be identical the incident brought to the attention of the foundation psychology board different anomaly shared memory inmates were able to recall details of scp 3002 with idetic idetic memory clarity after several interviews the subject code began to recall progressively less details in 3002 to the point where recollection of the affected memory was similar to normal memories the reason behind this is unclear the more times they remember it the more they forget it how interesting uh incarcerated interview new blocks transfer it's not a normal transfer not permanent good grub go back to your childhood fun birthdays broken bones call me whatever but why do you care some sort of shrink answer the question me and john were playing in brum woods john's time when i had kids i go i went by joy back then john denizio was confirmed to be an actual person through census records and social media he is currently living in lansing michigan observation revealed no anomalous effects anyways we were messing around being dicks to some squirrels it was cloudy for a while blah blah blah savakia what is it all right so what is what is can i get a long story short for oh don't break on me now don't break on me now scp wiki all right let's do scp lakonic scp 3002 let's see if i can get a lakonic explanation for 3002 long story short lakonic description object class keter provide anyone infected with scp 3002 is to be killed on site and all information is to be heavily suppressed scp 3002 is a sentient memetic hazard that slowly takes over your mind and rewrites your memories until you lose consciousness and it has control of your body talking about it will spread to other people at the time of writing almost 80% of the human population is infected originally written for the 3000 contestant features an mk class total loss of human consciousness scenario so i would assume that if we were to infect 507 with 3002 and then it poofed to another dimension then number one that dimension would probably be messed up because our foundation would not be able to find it before it spread the memory there long long enough and b when it got back it would probably infect our crew causing it to be the foundation to be taken as well basically not a good thing because we can't contain 507 well joseph ward hello dr sherman hello joseph ward welcome back to the chat good to see you again sydney welcome back to the chat oh uh joseph and sydney you are both allotted free popcorns at the commissary if you drop by make sure not to miss that i hope you're getting santa a glass of scp 686 and forcing him four attempts at 1459 with these reality anchors i stole 686 and 1459 686 and 1459 686 and 1459 no that's uh that's uh six thousands not six hundreds 686 was the freaking uh milk again you are you seem to be obsessed with this thing 1459 yep okay so uh you got this thing in your mind you need to uh maybe see if that's a memetic if you can get that worked out but okay what's 1459 doot doot doot doot doot gotta go the long way because the upside is broken 1459 the puppy machine but are you so are you trying to get him cookies for his milk is that your plan it's a very roundabout way to do it you can just go to the commissary for milking cookies i'll actually uh i'll sponsor those for you that'd be a much quicker solution yeah yeah it's a way easier solution than whatever this uh elaborate rub goldberg machine of terror you have planned is sniper fox 86 thank you for your donation make sure to pick yourself up a grilled cheese sandwich at the commissary on your way by i have a question regarding scp 173 will 173 kill a blind man i'm basically asking whether 173 kills people for not looking at it or for looking away from it after initially viewing it i am 99 sure that i read somewhere on the wiki that a blind person is still susceptible to 173 i don't think it plays fair like oh you're blind so i won't you i think it's gonna do it either way so i do not think blind people are safe but if you find a tale or article that says otherwise i'm happy to be proven wrong joseph ward you're having trouble with the d class this morning well what's the problem i need more information otherwise we don't know how to uh sorry i just saw something in the chat that i'm going to address in just a minute uh yes what's the problem with the d class uh how do we need to do we need to terminate the whole class immediately do we just need to uh discipline them uh we need more intel rancy gaming have you tried using disney magic on the tree this is what i saw that was funny to me and this is because as an inside joke back in the days when i played a whole lot of uh super smash brothers uh they had the fireworks item and we would always yell eat disney magic every time we shot that at each other disney magic motherfucker and so we have not tried shooting fireworks at the tree but now you've got it in my mind shoot fireworks at the tree let's uh throw that in there it's a great idea you've done well engineer vr dr everything about how we use fire to make scb 4521 scream hey those go together quite well you guys are teaming up in the right room now we have done some fire related incidents uh we did use that branding iron which was really tacky but uh didn't work uh we burned several parts of it but you know it's it's a trio if we burn it too much it won't be around and then we can't make it scream so we gotta be we gotta be careful very very controlled burns i saw dr cleft fraternizing with scp 1471 uh day one you absolutely must be mistaken because i know for a fact that dr cleft would not cheat on scp 173 and if you haven't seen the uh scp tale date night to see the depths of that relationship well we haven't recorded on the site 42 video archive so you can go listen to that and it's uh it's certainly something joseph or the d-class are having a fight so we separated them and the strongest punched me and made scp breach containment how did they do that last part how did punching you make the scp breach containment did you have the did you did you have the gate release button in your back pocket again did did it punch you the d-class punch you and then you fell on your back pocket and you let everyone out i told you how irresponsible that is you can't be sitting there keeping the scp cage release button in your back pocket how irresponsible now obviously we're gonna terminate that d-class but we're also going to have to dock your pay for a week for having to clean up this mess that you so irresponsibly created this yes engineer use the tune force to make that redacted tree scream well if we have any scp's that have access to tune force because right now i mean i'm i don't have tune force that's a very limited resource right along with hammer space so uh we'll have to go check out and see where we can find that andre what would you do when the end of death event occurs well my main goal would be to not fall in a hole uh where i could not be rescued to basically i just try to live the healthiest safest life i could because if i'm not gonna die i don't want to end up in a situation where i die and it's terrible that i did that because i have two seven one eight which is highly classified so don't tell people i told you about this that one we already know that when you die your consciousness doesn't fade you just feel your body rotting until your entrails and everything turns to dust and then the dust flies away but you're still conscious and that's messed up but then end of death it's also like that because you're still alive even when you are decrepit and injured and comatose and so you just uh you want to stay safe and you want to stay healthy that's the key to end the death the opposite of everyone who just tries to off themselves because that doesn't help they stay alive it's bad for your health and sanity joseph no they stole it ah they punched you and they stole the button why do you have the button on you in the first place shouldn't have been that in the security office shouldn't that have been in the security office and even if you need it at the time shouldn't have been in the d-class pen what are you doing in the d-class pen there's a lot of suspicious things going in your account here i'm gonna have to uh make sure security questions you about this engineer i think i know man sir monkey d luffy you know i don't think pirates are going to be super keen on working with a fascist secret organization it's just a hunch but they're a little bit too hippie-dippy freedom force for that i don't think uh don't think that one's gonna be on our side although i'd love to contain it i mean anomalies and anomaly let's put in a box but i don't think it's gonna help us willingly the fbi the fbi you unusual incidence units suckers are gonna show up in a foundation chat where's your budget are you uh working off a compi 386 over there how long does it take the chat to fly by because it's flying pretty fast i'm pretty sure you're bargain basement tech