 Hey guys, Shea Bear 1000 here and monkey! Monkey 1000. What we're doing, Monk? We're doing a shed. Well, we got the shed. We're going to start building the shed. Here's the shed. There it is. Believe it or not, that is a 10 by 14. Now back there is the truck. And the truck's back there because we have to unload the materials for the floor. And it is going right here. 10 feet wide, 14 feet long. We can go 14 wide and 10 feet deep. But I'd rather go length ways. But it's up to you. But anyway, so this is what I'm going to get started on. She said you can't do this in one day by yourself. And we're not going to do that. No, we're not. No, we're not. I am. You're not either. You've already lifted half that stuff because they don't do a dang thing. Yeah, we just spent from 10 o'clock till what is it? Almost three now. Yeah. Just trying to get that box that you seen out front and this stuff. Yeah, we made two trips and we're only three miles away. And we did all the work. So I just worked at Lowe's all fucking day and not made a penny. Yeah, they took my money too. I should have got discounted. Yeah, we paid them to work there. Yeah. Fucking Lowe's. Employees. Well, you know what they say, Lowe's knows ace is the place. There was one guy that was good but he was being thrown everywhere because he does work and nobody else does. Yeah, well we didn't have it delivered. Number one, because we're 3.2 miles. Right. And it was going to cost $79 for delivery. But today is the 16th and they could possibly deliver it for us. Possibly on the 27th if they don't get a big order. If they get a big order, they go first. Yeah, so it could take longer. So this is what we did. What I'm going to have to do, I needed two 14-foot sections. So I had to have them two cut down to 10 feet so it would fit in the truck. I'll have to butt them together. But I'll put the butt joint back in the back. Yeah. But at least we got it here. Yeah, so I'll show you what I'm going to do. So yeah, that's what we're going to do. So I'm going to start building the frame. I'm going to unload this first. I've got this rope here that I had her get off for me there at the store off the roll. And she kept going, is that enough? And while she was saying, is that enough? Well, she kept pulling out. And as you can see, I think that was plenty. I've got plenty, babe. Thanks. So we're going to unload this. But first things first, there's a lemon and lime back there. I wonder why. I need my lemon and lime. She's going to have a mausoleum mule. I got my Bush and A here. Because you can't be operating machinery and power tools. Tipsy. While you're tipsy. Actually, I just ain't allowed to drink real beer, but well, I'm allowed, but it's not good for me. So I can drink this because I don't care if I get tipsy or not. I just like to taste the beer. So I'm good with this. I figured by the time I'm done with this shed, you'll see about 14 of these boxes here and there. No. So well, I'll pick them up to get the idea. Oh. That was real beer. Yeah, you'd see them all over. All right. I'm tired now. It's time to rest. You can rest. I'll unload this. No. Okay. I'm going to have my beer. I'm going to unload this and we'll get started mapping this out. Hang tight, guys. Well, you can use the rope to map it out. That's what I had planned. I got all that carpenter rope over there, but since we got about 457 miles of this stuff, we're good. It was free. No, I had to work my eyes off for this little bit of rope and you bet your ass I'm going to use it. Bastards, we'll be back with you. Now what he's doing, he's putting two pieces that we had to have cut. He's putting them back together. So they'll be longer again. That's what he's doing. I don't know if you can see that. There you go. So you can kind of see how he's doing that. And there you go. You'll put some in the front to support it better. And then you'll have your length back. Yeah. Two 14-footers. I know you're not supposed to butt them together, but it's a shed, not to fucking toss them off. Before my haters even say anything. But this will be the part they skip through. You know, you're not supposed to do that. If you'd watched a whole damn video, you would have heard me say, I know that. But it's going to have blocks underneath it. It's not going to give. It'll be fine. Plus, once we get this down, it ain't going nowhere. We're not parking a dump truck in it. You sure? There might be one in that garage somewhere. Where? Your dad's? He's got a couple cattle prodders in there, so go figure that one out. Yeah. I don't know why he has those. We don't have any cattle. Maybe he heard your dad, you know. Back in the day, they probably... Oh yeah. Probably. I've been wanting her to bring him out. She's like, what are you going to do with him? I said, I don't know. I'll build something. But I'm starting to think now. Might not be a good idea. I get out of line, she'll be out here putting me that cattle prodder. Wow. Oh, I will definitely make sure I bring him down next time. Anyway, stay tuned. Okay, guys. We've gotten this far. They told us to stop if we didn't have enough time. We want to get it done. We'll finish this tonight. And he has to put these two things that are on the ground here together. And then we'll beam it up on the side over here for the walls. So it's starting to look like a shed. What do you think, babe? Yeah. Not easy. These instructions are for the birds. They'll say one thing and, you know. But we're getting there. Stay tuned. All right. Well, I've got one wall up. Man, let me tell you something. They don't punch in fucking holes right at all. Mr. Screw. They do not. I mean, you line them up with each other and every hole is different. Like this one, it absolutely wouldn't fit on there. I'm going to have to make my own holes and cock over the other one so I'll put it on the back. Because them holes are all punched different. They're just like a 16th off just enough where you can't get a screw started. And if you do get it started, it leaves a big ass buckle. Kind of like this down here. You know, you can't. What do you do? It's just... It is what it is, I guess. But, damn, for $600, well, over $700 to count the floor. I think they do better than that. So, three more walls to do. The doors. Pretty good size shit. It's square. Square as hell. And then they tell you to square this thing up, right? But don't screw it down yet. Jesus Christ, you can move this thing just by bumping it. How the hell is it supposed to stay square? So I just stuck a screw in each corner for now. You know, just hold it square for me. And then I'll check for square. Once we get the roof on and everything, I'll check for square and I can square it up from then if I have to. If not, if I don't have to, then I'll just go ahead and zip my screws down along the edges there. So, yep. I forgot one right there. See that one's off. But, easy. It's just time consuming. There's an update on that so far. Okay, babe. So, we got the walls up guys. It hasn't been fun. Because the holes don't line up like they're supposed to and all that crap. So, but we're getting there. All the walls are done. The door thingies up and what do you call that thing you're working on now? The gable. The gable. So, we've got to put them together. Yep. We're doing it. Now, and then we'll have to do the roof. The roof, that'll be the hard part, I think. Harder. Maybe not. We'll see. There's the beams for it. So, there you go. We'll let you know when we get more done. Okay, guys. Little update. We are getting ready to put the center roof beam in. The left and the right end. Now, we got to put the center in. It's two of these joined together. That's what it is. And then, it'll go. It'll spread over top of them. You put two bolts in it. Same way up here. And snug everything down. So, you're like, this one needs to be snug. That one over there is tight. This one I need to snug down. And, I want to do that after I put the center one in. I tighten this one all the way because it gets flimsy. As you can see. So, we'll we're going to keep on keeping on. So, it is starting to look like a shed. It's taking me all week. Because I wasn't feeling well for two days. So, as soon as monkey gets out here, we're going to put the center roof beam in. Then, the roof can do all myself the roof panels in the doors. I'm not sure I'm going to get up there because you don't want to get clear up on top. You know, because it'll cave in. So, I just have to play that by ear. For the roof panels. And then, we're going to have one will come from here. From here, up to the center. It's a brace. And one over here will bolt here and go up to the center beam. So, this is what we're looking at. I'll give you another shot of this thing. Back out here leveling everything up. I've got it screwed down in a couple places. They say keep it square, but they don't want you to screw it down. But I screwed it down in a couple of places because it wasn't getting windy. I didn't want it sliding anywhere. So, before I put the roof the actual roof lawn I'll square it up again. And to do that, you just measure a lot of you guys know this, but some of you don't. If you want to square it up, you just measure from that corner to this corner and from that corner to that corner. And come out the same. So, there we go. Let me back you up here. It's getting there guys. I guess the longest it's taking me to make a video, but like I said, it's not how to because it's just so many variables. Well, see your screws went straight in them holes and you know, mine didn't and all this. Too many variables. Just reading the instructions because I'll tell you they say if your holes are not lining up completely you're out of square. Well, I had this thing perfectly square and only about 50, 45 to 50% of the holes lined up and you got to move and stretch and twist and like I said in another clip that you know, a couple of the places I had to make just make holes because there's just no way no matter what you did it was going to you know, if you got say five holes across the top maybe you get four of them lined up and then the fifth one won't go it's all in how they punched the holes out if it wasn't in the jig just right, them holes ain't going to line up and this is mass produced so you know what I'm saying there right so, but it seems to be pretty level I'm going to level once it's all done I'll level the floor up again make sure it's level and those two before you know, they're not some of them are bowed anyway I'm not talking about bowing this way I'm talking about, you know if the two before is laying this way on edge you know, where it's bowed and hell, what do you do? I dug through the whole freaking pile got the best ones I could find but um, so yeah once I get the shed all done I'll level the floor up again before I screw it all the way down that way it's not putting any pressure on the shed but like I said, it's not how to, it's just what we're doing so I'd much rather build a wooden shed any day, this would have been done but there we go stay tuned for the next clip hopefully we'll have a roof one okay guys, that's what we got so far the roof is done well not quite done down all the way the roof is on, I still gotta go around the edges here on both sides and then I still got these get these here get molded right through them holes there through the outside, I don't like that that setup but that's what they got so then I've got gotta put my caps well ridge caps uh, there's caps on I'll show you, I got them on the back now you're not supposed to have to cock this thing but sorry about the sun there's caps there they say arrow on them there's a baby baby gecko hi as you can see look at that it's fucking stupid hopefully I can get that out of there when I square it up for the final time you know so hopefully when I square it up again it'll be that'll line up a lot better but you can see daylight here so I'm gonna cock through all that stuff any of that the silver tape I don't know, camera's probably not picking it up anywhere you see silver tape anywhere you see daylight I'm gonna cock all that stuff because to me daylight is a leak there's a potential leak there's a potential leak so anywhere I see daylight so we're getting there guys so I got about three more hours of that stuff nitpicking stuff and then I'll have a couple of hours in the doors I gotta put the doors together and then get them hung so there we go see like back through the back there great dead center screen, I don't know, can you see the daylight hate that ashamed I mean to me when it's blowing water's running on the outside that it can blow it in so all that's gonna be cocked but like around here you should see some daylight because it's got an overhang because it does have to vent it will have to vent so yep so there's where we're at on it guys I think I'm gonna call it a day be done for the day this is what they give you the stuff right here they call that weather stripping that's not weather stripping all that is is a little piece of duct tape I mean it's just aluminum foil sticky and that stuff will rip you might not see this shed moving but these things move all the time they expand and contract and like this see that's gotta go in there and then when you do that look what happens there so I mean it's just and if you square it up to where it's perfectly square on the floor none of this is really square up here but only about 25 27% of the screws screw holes line up so but anyway three pieces of tape there and they go up under there see like that slice where my finger is alright guys that's enough for now so stay tuned for more ok guys here it is it's all finished I need to just sand and stuff I'll close that now later sweep out the inside but the only thing left to do is to give it one final you know square it up make sure it's square one last time and then screw it down once this is square I had it square it up earlier and you don't see any daylight through the bottom so once this is square it up then I can put my screws there's holes along there that you can put your screws in and screw it down and it'll be done of course like I said you're not supposed to have to but anywhere I see some daylight like that right up through there it's got a washer on it on the outside one of those neoprene washers this is what they are it's that so we've got I'll make sure I've got any holes that I can see or looks like like these things I'll go up out on top like that one anything like that you can see the holes are not right that's because those are slotted holes and just in case all them bolts screws and stuff all I'll go ahead and put some caulking around it just to make sure there's no stuff like that just a little bit of adjustment and it'll look like that it'll be tight up against there I'm going to caulk all this too like in the corners these may be ok because you know you want it to breathe also what we're going to do is get some register vents like your heater that goes into the floor wall or ceiling or what have you I'm going to put one on one side in here and one side and one on the opposite side out here so that way the heat can escape see I've got to do the same thing up there and then bolts up and you start at one side and you push it and that's how you get those so that's no big deal to adjust them but like I'll put one here and one back there on the other side so it's kind of like a cross breeze but it's done there is some water laying back there because some water blew in underneath this like I said I'm going to caulk all the way around this on the outside you know and see there's holes there's also holes you can screw down in from the outside as well but um and then this I'll put some sealer on this but yeah I'll caulk all the way around the outside of this thing so the water will not run in no more and like I said I didn't have the doors on yet but they close up nice and it's pretty well done there's some little that was from packaging you know you pick a piece up and that's what you get there's some little dents and dings from that like this is this is one brand new it came like that so I mean what do you do you know there's one up there something that you can do with something like that but yeah so uh it'll work you're just going to be using it for storage yeah like all these screws and stuff see it's got the little washers on them but I don't trust them I'll go ahead and put caulking around each and every one of them this doesn't really matter that much because it's an overhung but um see I feel one there that feels like it's kind of loose like right there it may have stripped out I don't know I can't remember if that's a bolt or screw but yeah you know I'll just put a lot of caulking around there but yeah it's done you know I just probably got about another two hours just tinkering with it you know getting it squared up and everything's level and then caulking it so but um see I gotta square it up again but this thing it moves pretty easy if you push it from the inside I know the floor square but you know I'll have monkey help me with that so that way you know like this is kind of pushed in a little bit once it comes out then I can square it up because I know the floor square so I can square it up to the floor you know like this will come over it'll be pretty much on the edge this will be pretty much on the edge on the edge and that'll be pretty much on the edge straight down through there so that's what I wanted to show you back here and then I'll put screws on the inside and probably screws on the outside to help hold this thing down but I was out here in the one storm and rainstorm the other day and it was uh it was fine it wasn't I mean I'm sure it was moving because these things do move they're designed that way but you know I mean you couldn't feel it moving inside stuff like that so it's fairly solid and they give you a bunch of extra screws and nuts so anywhere I see something that may need one if I have to I'll make a whole cocket and put a bolt in it so just a little bit of adjusting there it is guys it's all done so but monkey helped me out a lot with it so because like when you're up on the roof there's bolts you gotta put down in through to hold the ridge caps on you know and you can't you know I mean you can't reach under and hold the top and start the nut and all that so she helped me quite a bit there so thanks monkey I appreciate it so there you guys go right there that's our shed took a little over two weeks to do it took about 16 days but a couple days it just poured down rain couple days I was sick hell two years ago I could put that up by myself other than needing somebody to help hold the bolts I could have done it in three days oh well what are you gonna do you know you get a hundred degrees out here and it's you know like if it's 97 degrees you know you're looking at over a hundred in the shade and that's in the shade and once you start getting full in there it starts getting hot in there pretty damn quick so anyway that's what we've been working on now we can get back to selling stuff and now I gotta get the garage situated and we gotta get some more stuff from her mom and dad's house to bring out here you know we got the golf cart the lawn mower the the big ass tool chest and stuff like that which you'll see in upcoming videos so anyway guys this is one of the longest videos it took me to make but it's done so anyway thanks again for all your help monkey appreciate it so she may you know do some on her channel too you might want to check it out when she gets uploaded so alright guys thanks for watching Shae Bear the myth man legend I'm gone for now bye bye guys take care