 How's it going everybody? Dr. Roy here with a brand new video for you all today! And I guess the best way to put it is this one's going to be um this one's going to be personal. Anyway I don't know how many of you care, but Nintendo very recently released one of the hardest games they've ever put out on any of their platforms, Super Mario Golf. I don't know how that sounds, I know it's just golf, but hear me out on this. Now originally I didn't even plan on making a video on the game, more just buying it to play with my friends and maybe on stream for a nice relaxing time. Yeah, so that might not have happened either, it might have gotten a little bit toxic, but the real reason we're here today is because while I was waiting for them to finish their game, I played a little bit of the single player adventure mode and on the very first mission of the game, a preliminary tournament to qualify for your first actual tournament, I got blown out on the very last couple of holes by the AI and it was a humiliating defeat. Now you might be saying it's just the video game, who cares? I do dude, I was up late at night thinking about it. I couldn't believe I blew my lead at the last second and lost like that, so basically we're gonna redo it all today and we're actually gonna go try to win this championship, not just the qualifying round. But with that said, if you actually liked this video, let me know in the comments or by leaving a like, but without other way, we gotta play some golf. This is the mode that really has me upset, the golf adventure. As you can see, I forgot my me look like that. As you can see, that's me by the way, face reveal confirmed. I am a one star golfist, a golfer, I guess would be there. Okay, and I lost. I lost on the first actual mission of the game. Look, wow, it actually loaded back in on them telling me I failed. Oh my god, this, this is what kept me up at night, dude. We're, look, play a qualifying round on the main course. It was to qualify for a main round. I couldn't qualify. Oh my god, I don't know who the players are going to be. Last time it was Pink Yoshi and Toad. I swear if I see those two again, I am defeating them on the course. No questions asked. It's Pink Yoshi and Toad. All right, hold on. How do I line this up? Let's be quick. Put a little top spin on it. Nice shot. But now the second aspect of golf running, it just sucks because you got to keep in mind your stamina. Look at those two. Oh, Toad's coming up on Yoshi. Oh my god, he's coming up on both of us. We got to go. I got to grab that heart before both of them. Do a Toad's about to smack. Oh, he just, he just took a little piece of him. Oh my god, Toad, you're toxic. Oh, this is a putt. We get putt from here. It's uphill. We're going to want to put in a little bit more power. Come on, baby. Come on. No. I have to be kidding me. Just tap it in. Oh my god, I'm plus one already. Oh, bogey. Oh my god, that's devastating. Oh my god, we're all plus one though. We're all losers. Okay. But we can't go over plus four, so I need to just drain this. Oh, are you going to slap me? Yeah, you better not affect me. Ow, you little. All right, I got to chip this in, dude. I can't afford to miss this. Chip this in. Oh, please. Oh my god, just tap it in. Oh my god, Toad, what a putt. Oh my god, we all got barred. Toad with a madman. Nobody's watching this video at this point. It's just gone. Toad is a fucking madman though. Oh, me and Toad are both out of state. Look at Yoshi drop. I wish you could hit them while they had the ball, man. There's no way Yoshi sinks that. No way. Into the rough. Get them in the rough. Hold on. Oh, that's a beautiful. Oh, that's a beauty. An absolute beauty. Please tell me I'm on the green. Is that on the green? The green. It's going to be a 32 feet putt though. Oh, that is, that is going to be harsh downhill. So we want to do a little under power. That was overpower. Oh, we just miss it wide to the left. Oh no. No, I thought it was a tap in. Oh god, the humanity. Oh, six strokes were plus two. Yoshi has the lead. Oh, what a calamity. Miss. Whack. Oh, went down again. I can't. There's no way I'm this bad at golf. It's Mario Golf. This game should not be this hard. Get me out of the grass, dude. I'm just trying to get on the green. Oh, and it looks like that was a beautiful way to get. Don't, don't put me in the rough. Please. Green less than 30 feet. 20 nice, nice. Green 26 feet. We got a putting chance here, folks. If I could just putt well for once in my life, if I could just pick up that putter and drain this. Oh my God, please let this be everything I need. Come on. Come on. I don't understand the putting physics. If I only understood the putting physics, I got par. I needed a birdie. I can't afford a par. I can't putt to save my life. We only have nine holes. What hole are we on? Hole five. Okay. Oh my God. And this one's a fucking nightmare. Oh, I'm sweating. I'm sweating because of Mario Golf. I don't know what that means. I don't know what it means when the exclamation point comes up. I assume it's not good because they never tell me nice shot when that happens. Yoshi, just get away from. Oh, what do you mean? Who put that there? What was that a trap? Did I trip and break my ankle? I hate this game. I think I can officially say I hate this game. Yoshi, I wanted to hit that guy so bad. Oh, wait, wait, nine mile per hour win. If I throw some topspit on this max speed, that's on the green. That's definitely a good putt. Yes. Look, green 19 feet to the hole. That's, I got to drain this dude. Horrors four. So we can get a birdie even if we miss, but I really should drain this and go minus two and go back to zero. Oh my God. This is an easy putt too. Yes. Oh no, that wasn't, okay, I was wrong, but that was a birdie. We got minus one. We back boys. And these guys are suffering. These guys are going up in numbers. We went down. Oh, what? Oh my God. He looks clinically different. Yoshi, I forgot. Yoshi looks clinically depressed when he loses. All right. We'll be looking at putt wise. I didn't see, I didn't see what we're looking at putt wise here boys. I got to drain this. Come on, baby. Drain that. Oh, you got to drain that. You can't afford to miss that. All right. At least we drain that one. All right. We'll take part. We'll take part. Toad is down. Cataclysmic. Look at this guy plus four. He already failed to chat. You'll flood this guy at a golf school. This man is a scrub. What did the coins mean? Am I going to want this later? Maybe I could buy upgrades in single player. Maybe I could buy a golf cart so my slow ass doesn't need to run 30 miles a day. All right. What are the odds I just drain it from here? That might go way over. I was really hoping the wind would put a stop to that. Oh my God. That's in the rough, isn't it? Oh, green. Oh, no, that is not a nice on do 58 feet. Oh my God. I'm going to have to be a putting God to make this. It's a good thing. That's exactly what I am. Devastating putt. Oh, the whole seven. If we don't collapse in the next two holes, remember we can't go plus four. It doesn't even matter if we beat them. Oh my God. 13 mile per hour wind and it's raining. Oh God. Oh God. It's horrible. We should get us inside. I wouldn't be surprised if one of us gets struck by lightning. Let me try to draft toad. Hey, appreciate it toad. A loser. Oh, no. Oh, I'm still on the fairway. And par is four. We know I'm not making this putt. All right. Let's just play it safe. Let's just chip it in, boys. Let's just chip it in. Oh, beautiful. Oh, it's a tap in. All right. That's what we call playing safe. We're just trying to get par. We're trying to bring it home. That's all we need. This is the last hole. We're on hole nine. As long as we play conservative, we'll be okay. We will be all right. Everybody got a par on this course. That's fine. Toad, again, you are looking really good, my friend. Okay. Okay. Okay. We might actually get a wind. We might actually get a win here. Nice shot. Beautiful. Couldn't have asked for better. Couldn't have asked for better. Let's avoid these death traps. Sprint over to the coins just to get a little bit extra cash. They don't pay golfers too well. Don't keep up. Not in my ultra form. This is speed golf right here. I'm going all the way to the tournament, baby. I'm taking it real easy, dude. Par is five. As long as we don't mess that up, I'm still in the fairway. As long as we don't mess up par, that is all I care about. Gauge, hyper speed, pick up another heart. Oh, we are min maxing golf right now. Min max. All right. Now let's just, let's just put it, let's just put it in the green. Not too heavy handed. Just put it in the green. Oh, beautiful. That's putting distance. All right. Birdie putt, birdie putt, birdie putt. But again, we don't want to go over. So I think we play conservative here. All right. That's fine. We just can't miss this. I want to kill myself in the game, in the game. I want, oh, Yoshi, you got to mess up. Yoshi, get stroke four, five, get stroke six. Oh, no. Miss Yoshi. Who scrub, Yoshi, you little loser. Oh my God. Oh my God. Told just losers. Oh my God. We barely won. Oh, we only won because Yoshi, look, you should have looked that sad. Oh my God. We didn't deserve that. This game will. Oh my God. I almost show. That was the qualifying round to get into the tournament. Great work on that qualifying round just in time. The Bonnie Green opened T's off tomorrow and after that, you're all eligible to enter. Now it's a two day tourney. The first day is an elimination round. Oh God. Oh God, dude, an elimination round. These guys are talking mad. They are all saying I'm beneath them and level. Even the game knows I'm trash. I heard some top players might be making an appearance. Oh my God. Tiger Woods about to show up. Actually kill us. All right. Well, we got to go rest before the big tournament. There's golf cars right there. I can't believe I need to buy one of those. All right. Where do I go to sleep? Truly an open world golf adventure. Here we go, dude. Let me, let me go in for the night. Oh my God. Look, I sleep with all these guys too. Toadette's here. All of the competition sleeps with me. Turn in for the night. Yeah. Let me get some sleep, dude. I got, I got to rest these weary eyes. I barely qualified. Pink Yoshi and Toad are out there crying their eyes out. Rise and shine. It's the morning of the big tourney. You don't want to be late. Who's waking me up? Why am I always late? Oh, we got to get to the tournament, dude. I always keep my clubs on. I woke up with my clubs. You're scheduled to tee off in 30 minutes until then you could brush up your game in the practice area. Oh please, I'm not going to practice. Who needs practice? Ah, you slept well last night? Yeah, dozed off, dude. You need a score of plus eight or lower to get past the preliminary. So good luck. Hope you're feeling strong. Last chance to practice. Are you ready to start right now? Let's go. I am ready, dude. Practice is for scrubs. I've golfed all my life. All right. Now, all that confidence being said, guys, we do have to remember eight or lower. So we're playing conservative. My goodness. Look at the crowd that came out tonight. Oh my god. DK with a butter. He got a birdie. Nice touch from the big fit. Wow. He was looking intense. Wait, we're playing against Donkey Kong. Wait, why is he here? Why is the top player here, dude? All right. The next group is up. Players, please head to the tee. This is my group, dude. Doi is ready to tee off. Grip and rip, Toad. Never say that again. Pick up some coins just in case he's ever become relevant. Oh, Boo just jumped out. What is Boo using? Oh my god. Oh my god. Spin out. Toad playing toxic today, folks. Just want to play it nice and easy. We just, again, we're not going for it. We're not trying to sink the ball. We're just trying to, wait, sink it, sink it. Look at that blue ball. Come on. That has to be less than a couple feet. 23 feet. Oh my god. The mini map is a lie. All right. We got par. We got par. We can't complain. We can't complain, especially when our competition already getting bogies out here. These guys don't know what hit him. Oh my god. Oh, I'm only tier two. What the hell? Oh my god. Look at these losers. Oh, look at these guys. They're out of the tournament. Sumo bro with plus 15. Oh my god. And yet there's me. Tier two. Charge and chuck kind of killing it right now, though. Not going to lie, but he's on whole nine. Hole in one coming up. Hole in one. Am I even on the green? Oh my god. I'm three yards from the green. Boo. You cheater. No. That's fine. We should be able to just chip this one in. How many holes are we playing? I'm going down. Paratroopers in front of me now. Come on. Come on. Keep up the score. I'm not. I can't finish late, dude. I refuse to lose. All right. Hold on. I got to see how Boo cheats, dude. What the hell? What is that? Shadow clone Jutsu? These guys both have special abilities and I'm just out here walking. Par-a-five on this one. We could actually be looking at a... Oh, we could be looking at something spicy here. Wait a minute. Par-five? What if we drain it right here? I know we said we want to play a big conservative, but what if I drain it right here? Is it possible to drain it? Hold on. Wait a minute. Oh my god. We whiffed by a mile and a half. Are we even on the green? We are on the green. All right. They both got it in four, so I really can't afford to miss this putt. Oh, we needed that so bad. Oh, I got a birdie. All right. Not bad. I needed that. I needed that. They both got it in four. I needed to get it in four. We're moving back up. All right. All right. All right. Love to see it. Let's keep getting these pars and birdies. We're going to qualify and win this tournament. No, out of the way. Oh, yeah. We still got it, even with my toxicity. Oh, that's looking beautiful. That might be a beautiful putt opportunity. 21 feet. We can make that. Don't sleep on me. I know we haven't made these before, but I can make this. Oh my god. Who told you to strain that? I didn't go enough to the left. All right. We got par though. Oh god. But if we would have gotten that birdie, that would have been beautiful. Why is toad above me? That, that is just, that shouldn't be allowed. I am having a terrible time. Can I be honest? I am having a terrible time. This is very stressful for golf. 59 feet. My god. If we make this putt, Tiger Woods himself better come out to congratulate me. All right. We got par. I'll take it again. If we can get par, that's fine too. If we can stay at zero, I really would like to take charge and chuck spot just so we're comfortable in tomorrow's tournament. Toad. Oh, these guys are cheating. Ref. All right. We'll take par. Oh, Toad. Toad, did you see that? Zoom in on that. Oh my god. You know, Toad hates life right now. Why is there a giant tree? Who put a tree out here on the golf course? Like, oh, oh my god. Oh my god. That was a mistake. That, all right, we are done for. I don't want to be hyperbolic, but we are done for. Oh my, oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Not on the last, not on the second to last hole, dude. We could still get par. We could still get par, which means unfortunately, charge and chuck is going to beat us in the preliminaries. All right, just putt. Just putt. Just believe, just believe. A beautiful putt. Oh my god. A beautiful putt to make up for some unforeseen circumstances there. Where is, where is, oh my god. This guy's out in the road. This guy's on a different course. Has somebody helped boo. He's lost. My man is running through the forest right now. He actually was still almost ready. Oh my god. That might be the best shot I've seen. I was making fun of him. He was so far off the course, they had to invent a new name for, he was lost. Sometimes you land in the rough. Sometimes you land in the sand trap. Boo was lost. He didn't know where he was playing, and he still drained it. Oh my god. I hate that the grass slows you down. It makes no sense. I'm a human being. I'm wearing cleats for God's sake. What is Toad doing? Is Toad trying to go over? There's no way Toad's trying to go over, right? Toad, I'm watching you. If he goes over, somebody check him for, no way. No way. No way. Oh, he, oh, oh, oh my god. Oh, not bad. Wait, not bad. All right. I just want to put it in. If I could get a birdie here, that would put me one behind charge and chuck for the day. Oh my god. We got par. We could have went minus one for the real turn of it. And now we're just at zero. Oh man. Second whack. If only we could have gotten first. All right, Nintendo, I get you want to be immersive and everything, and that you said it was going to be two-day tournament, but do I really have to go back to my room and go to sleep every time I play a nine-hole round of golf? All right, this is the second time in the video I'm napping, and this is the last time, dude, because this is the big tournament. This is for all of the marbles, and we have to minus two. Oh, it's the finals. I can't believe charge and chuck gets to start with minus two. Either he's got to mess up or we've got to be put. Hold on. Let me go check his room. Let me go. I'm going to look around Chuck's room. All right. I'm not going to say what I was looking for, but, you know, any enhancers or, you know, I'm just saying. You're scheduling the tee off in 30 minutes. All right. I got 30 minutes. I got to get out of the way. Look at this guy peacefully sitting on a bench. I wish that could be me. It's the biggest golf tournament of my life. Just running back and forth between the same couple of places. Hey, charge and Chuck, who do you think you are getting minus two? All right. I hit you. Let me talk to him. He made it to day two, but I'm the driver's seat, pal, as in my driver, also known as the big dog. Woof, woof. This is the guy that beat me by two strokes. Hole in one hitting the ball into the hole in one stroke. Could this be a side? Am I about to get a hole in one? Charge and Chuck is in our game, meaning we get to see him rise or fall, dude. Oh, what the hell was that foul? Rough. Yoshi threw an egg at me. I can't believe we're facing an old rival, Pinky. Pinky. Oh, she's plus five. Somebody get this guy off the course. Drain it. Oh, no. There was no way we shouldn't have drained that. Oh, that sucked. All right. We got to get minus two. We got to be charging Chuck. They put me against this guy for a reason. All right. I'm going to throw some top spin on this. Come here. Sit down. You might say, was that personal? And the answer is yes, it was. What's the putt looking like, though? Rough. Oh, no. We put way too much power on it. Miss. Chuck. Miss. Miss. Miss. Miss. Oh, my God. Wide left. Wide left. Yeah, Yoshi, hit that man. Oh, because I know I'm going to need help. Okay, we saved par. We saved it. We saved it. Again, we really need to not be going for pars, though. We need either Chuck needs to mess up or we need to play our mind out out of our minds. Well, I can't even speak. All I know is breathing fine dining is golf. No way. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes. Oh, my God. I thought we hit the sand trap. Oh, my God. Oh, look at how close we were to devastation. Oh, my God. We still might be devastated. No, I can, I can nail it. No, charge and charge. Look at that man off screen. Where is he? Oh, my God. That guy's playing a different game. All right. I'm nailing this right through the trees. This is going to be my masterpiece right through the trees like we planned onto the green, hopefully three feet to the wall. We're looking at our first birdie as long as we could put it in Miss Chuck. Yes. Yes. He's still going to get par, but he missed again. You absolute scrub. Somebody get this guy a map because he is looking lost out here. We're tied up, baby. He can't. Oh, my God. You idiot. We're in first place. We could take it. We could take the tournament as long as we don't have any huge mistakes playing golf out of my mind today. Oh, my God. I'm good at the game. Let's go. Yoshi, if you throw that egg at me one more time, I'm suing. That is assault. This is golf. I thought he was going to hit me. I started running out of fear. All right. We're playing conservative. Remember, we don't, we don't need to drain it on this one and the wind's going to help us out a little bit. So we want to go under. Even that might have been too much, honestly. Oh, that might have been way too much. Oh, oh, oh, rough. All right. This is only stroke three. So if we can chip it in, it honestly isn't too bad. Yeah. Of course we would never chip it in though. All right. We'll take it. We'll take par. Oh, my God. Oh, he went up. He went over par. We're in front of Chuck. Chuck just sucked it up. Oh, we're in first place. We're in first place. It's happening. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We could drain it. I'm going for a hole in one. I know I said I wouldn't, but I have to. I have to, right? I have to. Hole in one right here. Hole in one. Hole in one. It's looking good. How close was it? Oh, I should have put more power. I really thought that would have been, that would have been perfect. Oh, wow. No, no, no. We did way too much power. Okay. I wasn't unfounded in my belief that I'd be sad par three. So we kind of have to hit it here. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. Oh, my God. I never thought golf would be this intense. Yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of a golfing legend. What's that? I got a tournament to go back to. Yes, you guys are probably right. Catch you on the flip side. Look at this. Look at this. We got a two stroke lead on Chuck. Started the day out negative two, but he's only been falling from there. Oh, hole in one. Hole in one. Hop spin. Nice shot. That could be good. Nine mile per hour win. Oh, my God. The wind is really affecting it more than I thought. Oh, that looks really good. All right. We're on. That's, that's putt. That's putt. Did I just hit his ball? Oh, my God. I just hit his ball into the, look at him putting from the sand now. I put him in the sand. No way he makes that. Okay. Good. All right. Honestly, if you guys could get out of my way so I could do this and Yoshi once again, just shouldn't have even bothered competing in this tournament. This is embarrassing. Plus 12 golf is soul crushing, man. Oh, my God. 17. We're going all the way up to eight seed holes. Huh? All right. So there's still time for us to mess this up. We just have to hope we don't. Ooh, would have been perfect. Nice shot. Could have been the perfect shot. I didn't know I could hit their balls. That is, that is just rude that I can do that. I didn't know that. If I would have known that, I would have been messing up Chuck since the get go out of my way bit. Yo, we're fighting. Yo, let me throw hands. Oh, okay. Maybe I don't want to throw hands to be honest. You know, Chuck, is that your ball right there? It would be a shame if somebody hit it. You look back at it all depressed like, what the hell man? Chuck Mace. Oh, I wanted to mess him up so bad. I wanted to throw him into another sand trap, but I'll take birdie. I mean par. I wanted to throw him into another sand trap. I want, that's why I was waiting. Oh, my God. That would have been so funny. I still have another hole to do it. Just as a little revenge for trying to mess with me. Just to show him what a true golfer looks like. Hey, Chuck, where's your, uh, hey, Chuck, where's your ball at real quick? Hey, Chuck, nothing personal. I'm just noticing you left your ball out here. Um, and it'd be a real shame if it ended up in the rough. Get down out of here, Chuck loser. I wonder if he knows it's personal yet. Oh, a little early on the hit. I hope that doesn't mess me up. It'd be a real shame if I messed up on this, on the last hole. Oh no, not the rough, please. Oh, I'm in the green. Oh my God. Oh my God. Chuck, Chuck, it would be a real shame if your ball got hit here, man. No, you don't, no, you don't. I didn't even calculate wind. I'm really playing, I'm playing loose for, oh my God, the wind got us all. Hey, Chuck, you want to take a shot? Oh, Chuck, buddy, Chuck. No, no. He went before I could, not the water. Oh no. Okay, I'm fine. All right. He finished plus three. So there's really no need for us to stunt on him like this. Let's just try to chuck it in. All right. That was humiliating. Beautiful putt. And that is going to wrap up the tournament with another par. We're going to finish minus two just like Chuck started. Oh, the crowd goes wild. I'm the best ever doing. We did it. What a rise. Dude, you've got to fall before you can rise. The hero's journey of Mario's golf comes to an end with my tournament wind. Your badge improved from Steel to Chrome and you won a thousand coins. I'm a two star golfer. Let's go. Oh, it feels so good to be a champion. I started from the bottom. Now we're here. I'm the champion of golf, baby. Let's go. Hopefully you enjoyed this video. If anybody made it to the end, it was a golf video after all. So, you know, who really knows. But if you didn't enjoy it, let me know down below the comments and but leave it a like and subscribe to the channel if you want to stick around to watch more videos like this. You can also check out more videos on your screen right now and that I've been Datsudoya and I will see you in the next one.