 because this is a pretty pathetic box. You know what they say, don't judge a book by its cover, don't judge a box by its shitty appearance. Okay, it was a nice gentle un-lappening. Probably be done with this. Here you go, cottage. Thank you. Okay, the first item is, uh, whoops. That's why you shouldn't use knives to open boxes. That's a good lesson to learn. Blumhouse and Universal Pictures. You hear that? Universal and Blumhouse are sending me stuff. That's the sound of someone making it in this industry. Blumhouse and Universal Pictures are proud to present their new horror thriller, Ma, starring us. I mean, this is the big leagues. We are excited to be delivery. You are film exclusive Ma Party Pack for you and your audience to enjoy. We are excited to be delivery. You are film exclusive. Oh, that's not, that's not pro at all. Please check your email from us for a Ma GIFs pack and other fun content from the film. I didn't get an email with a GIFs pack. G-I-F-O-K-S-S. That's kind of shit. That's kind of shitty. I didn't get that. Okay, well, please use hashtag MaMovie and share your pack picks on social. I didn't get a GIFs pack. Salad. I didn't get a GIFs pack. Don't sass me, Salad. I will toss you right out. I will toss your Salad right out of here. Wait, was I not supposed to read that stuff out loud? Was that just for me and out of them? Everybody's welcome at Ma's, but good luck getting home. Oscar winner Octavia Spencer stars as Sue Ann. So there's a lot here. I'm not reading this. We're done. I'm going to paraphrase based on what I saw from the trailer. Ma is the story of a friendly black woman who invites a bunch of teenage white kids over to her house to party and have a good time. So naturally, they should fear for their lives. What I love about the cardboard box is how it really sets the tone for what's to come. OMG. God, yes. Oh my God, yes. Please tell me, Fitz. I love that the bill's already billed out. It's not flat like a lot of hats. Sorry, I don't have to work it. It's already worked. Extra protection for my hats. I feel like I blew my load early. Let's see what else this thing has to offer. A little bit more tish. It's just paper. Okay. This is so good because there's a drinking game. You may know about it. You may not. It's been around for a little while where you play the ball cup. I think it's called and you try to hit the ball into the cup or you the cups down and you try to flip the cup up. It's something you do with friends when you drink and I want to be frank with you. I've never had friends and I've never drank because drinking is wrong, especially when you're underage in college and it's really drumming up a lot of emotions that I never had friends in college or in high school and I never got invited to parties. So I don't even know what this is. I don't even know what this is. Is there anything explaining it? It's just tissue. It's all tissue. Why is Octavia Spencer doing this movie? I wonder if Octavia Spencer would invite me to her house to teach me how to play ball cups. I got my ticket for the long way round to bottle whiskey for the way and I sure would like some sweet company and I'm leaving tomorrow. What do you say when I'm gone because that song is called cups and I've got cups in my hand go out and see the shitty movie. Maybe this is a one person game. You just throw the ball, catch you in the cup, take the cup, throw the ball, catch you in the cup, take the cup, throw the ball, catch you in the cup. Let's see what else is in the box. I mean Oscar or Lord winner Octavia Spencer is in this so there should be some pretty cool tricks and treats in here. Paramount and Bloom House think I am valued at the cost of a sexy bedazzled hat and some cheap plastic cups from the dollar store and a plastic ball that may at one point have been part of someone's anal bead. Crazy idea. Here's a crazy thought. Maybe give me tickets to see MA so I can reveal it. That way you get two videos out of this dipshit. I feel like I'm losing my mind here with these unboxings. I haven't done one in so long. Put on a happy face Khaleesi. So head out and see MA in theaters this week. It's definitely not going to be the first Razzie nomination for Octavia Spencer. Cool beans. Hope you guys enjoyed the video. I felt like doing a really long pregnant pause there for no reason other than to make you feel more uncomfortable than you already are. Listening to me sing cups. I got my ticket to the long. I don't remember the words. I'm dressed as Blue Beetle today. Shout out to Tony who is apparently listening to this on mute. He's from Hack the Movies. I'm sure most of you know that at this point we've crossed pollinated channels several times. There's no way I'm keeping this on for more than a few minutes. I'm going to go ahead and throw that away. Tony got me this costume. He bought it with his own hard earned money because I said I wouldn't buy a stupid Blue Beetle costume for a skit for a 10-second skit on his channel and he thought it was worth it. And that's how I know Tony is not married. He doesn't have children or a lot of responsibilities because that comes at a price Tony. It comes at a price. Hopefully you guys can hear me. Anyway we have a fun show. I'm going to go ahead and roll up these sleeves too. This is really kind of these light sign felt. We have a fun show today. First off happy Halloween. Happy trick or treat time. We have some Halloween TVs going in the background. I have celebrated this Halloween with a few different movies. Tonight we decided as a family we were not going to go out and do the trick or treating thing. We have a few thousand houses in this suburban hellscape. That's a lot of candy. You go to 15 houses. You are absolutely chock full. Packed to the brim with candy bars and pretty much diabetes all around. We don't eat it anymore. Okay. Our family works out every day. We eat plenty of crap. We don't need extra crap piled in and our kids are getting older. 11 and 14. They said you know what? Let's just make a bunch of junk around the house. Let's kick our feet up. Let's watch some scary movies. So tonight we watched Sleepy Hollow. A movie I haven't seen in a very, very long time and I have to tell you I dug it. I thought it held up really well. Special effects were great. A lot of practical effects. A lot of good stunt work. Johnny Depp. You got Christina Ricci. You got actually a stupid amount of Harry Potter alumni in there. Sadly a lot of them are dead but it was cool seeing some of them. Michael Gambon. Of course we have Professor Dumbledore the second in there. Anyway, really good time. I also watched Final Destination again this year. I thought that was fun. My son enjoyed that. And then the big one which is what we're going to be talking about today are all of the Scream movies. There's six of them folks. We have six Scream movies. How am I still wearing this costume? It's not going to last much longer. I'm sweating bullets. Megadeth. There's six Scream movies. My daughter was excited to watch them again. She's 14. It's the prime time to get her invested in the Scream franchise. She and my wife watched the first one. I opted out. I was busy providing stuff for you. And now that, speaking of that, speaking of the gift that keeps on giving over here, it would be great instead of tricking me, you throw a treat my way. And I would be in the form of a super chat. Let's bring up the banner. Let's go ahead and bring up the banner right now. Boom. There's a banner at the bottom. It says, oh, nope. It's gone. There it's back again. Subscribe, like, hit the notification bell, and super chat me your favorite or least favorite Scream. It gets featured in the video. It also goes up on the podcast. People hear your name. It makes you feel special. But really, it makes me feel good doing these live streams, providing a service. And, you know, I'm tap dancing out in the streets. I have a hat on the ground, throw me a dollar, throw me five bucks. And I know it's worth it then. And then I'll continue to work it. All right. Scream movies. Like I said, my wife and daughter watched the first one. I was busy working, but I did join in for Scream 2, 3, 4, 5. And I didn't see six. I wanted to watch it before the stream, but I didn't have time. I did quickly refresh my memory. So I'm not going in completely blind. I saw it in theaters. I have seen the movie. And of course, I've seen the first one a few times, and I quickly refreshed my memory there too. But I have ranked them today. I think ranking lists are stupid. They're never consistent for me. In fact, I think I've ranked the Scream movies before. And I'm pretty sure I put the fourth one at the first. Spoiler. It's not the first on my list anymore. Rankings are so dumb, you know, they just, they change all the time. But it's a great way to at least jump into conversation, compare the pros and cons. And so I'm doing it. You know, we have to, we have to do it, or we could have tiered it, but either way, I have, I have stars on there. And before I even begin, shot out of a fucking cannon, Sun Solar or Sun Solar or Sun Solar, $10 Super Chat. Thank you, son. I'll just call you son. I like the first Scream. This is what he's saying, not me, verbatim, what he says. I, or she, I like the first Scream and the two newest ones. Go, Adam, you demand. Well, you demand for the $10. I actually don't know what Sun Solar is. But yeah, Scream is great. It's held up very well. And I do, I agree to an extent with the new ones as well. We're going to get into it though. Well, we might as well dive in. Do I have any updates for you? Um, not that I can really think of. Everything's pretty business as usual here. Oh, I do have an exciting movie roast coming up. This is a big ass one. And this is one that I'm not sure I'm going to get out this week or next week, because it's going to be an investment in time. It is the Matrix Resurrections, or whatever that dumb ass movie is called, the fourth Matrix movie that I don't think anyone likes, except for some of the paid movie critics, because I refuse to believe anyone actually likes that film. We're going to be movie roasting it, which means I have to unfortunately watch that film again, take copious notes, write copious jokes. This is, I mean, oh my God, this is killing me, Smalls. We'll keep it on. We'll keep it on as long as I can. It's fucking costume. Tony, thank you again for the costume. Okay, outside of that, not a lot, not a lot to report. Is there any big movies coming out this Friday? I was looking at the upcoming movies and I have one scheduled and it's not even anything I'm excited about. I don't even know what this movie is. Let me go to the coming soon again. I have on here Priscilla, which you couldn't pay me to go to. What happens later with David DeCove, short for David DeCovney, and The Marsh King's Daughter, which is the one I opted to see because it has Daisy Ridley in it, and that's like the only kind of big actor anymore. I don't even know if Daisy Ridley is a big actor anymore, but that's it. Those are the movies I have at the Regal app. Perhaps there's more. Oh, well there is a Trolls band together, early sneak peek. I guess I could see Trolls band together if I wanted to kill myself. Yeah, let me know if I'm missing something obvious. Oh my God, we got to get this off and get back to a basic outfit. We got Goonies on. Hey you guys, it's kind of a costume still even though I wear this shirt all the time because I have like, I own like 10 shirts. Thanks once again to Tony for the the Blue Beetle costume. It's going to be going to Connor's collection now. All right, let's begin. I'm excited. Let's dive in. Final thoughts. The Scream franchise to me as a whole before I even jump into this is the most consistently good movie franchise in the scary horror space. Exorcist goes to shit. Halloween goes to crap. Friday the 13th, are you out of your mind with that? Jason, those movies Nightmare on Elm Street? No thanks. It all goes to crap. Well Jason, well Jason's Friday the 13th. You know what I'm saying, I'm getting my wires crossed. I don't care for any of them. I usually bail after the first two when it comes to the horror franchises because they just don't do anything that excites me unless they're sending someone to space like Jason acts. Outside of that, I think Scream really just consistently says good and I think a lot of the reason why is because of the meta commentary because they're almost parody in nature and I know the scary movies exist. They've done some fun stuff with at least the first one I think is pretty good. But all right, let's go. Let's start. Let's start with the first one which is Scream 3. This is the worst on my list. I don't think it should come as any sort of pop secret for most. A lot of people are going to put Scream 3 at the bottom. Now I did ask my daughter who keep in mind hasn't seen Scream 6 and she likes this one more than she liked four. She liked four I think the least out of all of them that she's seen. She's only missing one though. I think Scream 3 has problems. Let's quickly read the synop short for synopsis and then I can jump into detail a little bit more. This is Wes Craven. Now right out of the gates, I want to say this. It does not feel very Wes Craven-y. I think the cinematography took a big step down. It felt cheaper. It felt like a B movie. It felt like a ripoff of his own stuff. Now that's probably intentional. It takes place in Hollywood this time. The characters have different job occupations. It really felt like he just didn't care. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dewey's now like a consultant on the set and so and so is here. Neve Campbell's character, Sydney is off in the wilderness. It was just weird. All right, what do they say for the synopsis? As bodies begin dropping around the set of Stab 3, a movie sequel based on the gruesome Woodsboro Killings, Sydney, Gale and Dewey are once again drawn into a game of four movie mayhem. Wow, they really give you nothing in that synopsis. This movie starts with Cotton, who's been in the previous two films. He was wrongfully accused of killing Sydney's mother in the first movie. He's always been kind of this tag along, I'd say like sea list or not sea list, sea storyline. He always had a little bit of an arc that would tie in here. He doesn't get much of one. We find out he's rich. He made a lot of money off of the name, off of the story, off of his persecution for being wrongfully imprisoned. And yeah, he's rich and then he's dead. It starts right up right out of the gates. It's the only screen movie to my knowledge that doesn't kill off a cute blonde in the first act. I think all the rest of them play off that cute blonde trope. The rest of the movie is not near as interesting. I thought it was kind of funny how he's in the background on the TV talking about traffic accidents and speeding and Hollywood will kill you. And then it jump cuts to him speeding down Hollywood Boulevard because he needs to get to his girlfriend who's about to be killed. Then he takes her place. There's a big explosion at one point. My favorite part of this one is the Carrie Fisher cameo where she's playing herself. But the two ladies mistake her as Princess Leia. There's this whole back and forth where she's like, yeah, I get that a lot. I'm not Princess Leia. I didn't sleep with George Lucas to get the role like she did, which was a funny little jab at herself. Good stuff. That's pretty much the highlight. I liked also the set piece of having Woodsboro inside of a set. Again, very meta commentary. Sydney's inside of her fake house on the fake set of a fake movie called Stab inside of a real movie. It's like inception, the level of meta commentary going on here. The final reveal with the director being at play and him being the long lost brother of Sydney was a pretty far reach for me. But again, it's really hard to criticize story because these movies are so brilliantly set up to be commentary on horror in general. So anytime there's a trope or anytime there's a far-fetched idea, you just chalk it up to the meta commentary and it works in that sense. Scream 3 is the weakest, but I still enjoy this movie enough. I gave it three stars to me. That's a fun movie. It's fine. It's nothing amazing. It's watchable. See if there's any more super chats before I jump to the next one. I was talking like a million miles an hour there. Probably slow down a little bit. This will be up on the podcast too on Spotify, Apple podcast, podcast of your choosing. It should be there. All right. We do have a super chat from Perm, a gorgeous $5 super. Thank you, Perm. I think I only saw the first screen. It was good and takes me back to good times, but I'll see what you say about the others and have a good Halloween. Well, thank you, Perm. You as well. Perm, I'm going to be spoiling all of these movies. I should probably have said that to begin with. A thousand apologies. I'm going to be spoiling these movies. The nice thing, the fun thing about Scream, and since I'm going through six of them, you might completely forget by the time I'm done, which would be good. The fun thing to me about Scream is I really like a who done it murder mystery, and that's what these are at their core every time. And they really play off of it as the movies get further in. They introduce characters who are shady right out of the gates. All right. One more super chat from Animal Science TV. Very interesting. Very cool. $2 super jet. Thank you, Animal. Scream one was scary. New ones, more comedy slash repeat. Yep. That very much is the case, and they would acknowledge that that's the case. All right. Let's go to the next one on my list. I'll hide it so you don't see the full ranking. Here we are. Interesting that I put this here. I'm fascinated by my own pick. Get to the right. There we go. Scream six is second on my list, and it's kind of pretty much what Animal Science TV said. I can kind of go through each screen movie and see the point of them, but I'm having a hard time with this one. Scream one, the OG, the original, it set the template. Scream two, the sophomore follow up. It doubles the stakes, doubles the tension, doubles the body count. Scream three, this is the final conclusion. Major characters die. A lot of tension. It's playing off of the trilogy. It makes sense as a closer. Scream four, the modern take on screen, incredibly up its own ass with meta commentary, doing the found footage stuff, incorporating the streaming stuff, really kind of updating the look and the feel and really having fun with all the commentary about modern. Keep in mind, that movie is also now a decade old. What about modern tropes? Then we have Scream, which is Scream five. Even the title tells you, yep, we're making fun of the soft remakes. What do they call them? Requels? Sequels that are also remakes at the same time. You bring in new blood, but you also dust off the coats of the old people and bring them back in for one last ride to pass the torch. Very clever, very fun. Now we have Scream six. What is the point of this one? It just felt a little bit, it felt like it was lacking something. What it brought to the table was the cool New York setting. They really played this up in the posters. They had the ghost face on the subways, ghost face on the city billboards, but we don't really get a lot of it when the movie actually starts. There is a really good scene in a gas station, a lot of tension, genuinely a pretty scary scene for Scream. We haven't had one of those in a while. There's a fun ladder across the apartment buildings, really frustrating moments in the film. Courtney Cox is kind of looking like Ghost Face at this point because of all the plastic surgery she's had done. It's a little scary to look at her and I love her. I love Courtney but she definitely went a little too extreme this time around. Outside of that, the reveal of the triple killer family members was a bit much and that final act I thought just went on forever and people at this point are starting to turn into Avengers or Expendables where they get stabbed 50 times and they keep, at one point Jenna Ortega gets top of the rope, jumps stabbed into her fucking spine and she's like, it just kind of walks it off like it's nothing. The funniest one is the, I don't know the black character's name, there's only like one or two, but the guy, the football player from the last movie, he, I thought it was dead. The last we saw of him, he was looking through the bushes and he got like freaking viciously stabbed outside. His girlfriend goes into the house, she's like, he's dead. Don't see him again and he's just back in this one and he gets stabbed like 20 more times and he keeps going. It's wild. Yeah, I thought the final act of screen five really was a, I'm sorry, screen six was really a let down and that's why I have it farther on my list. Let's move on to the next one. Let me hide, let me hide one more time. Take a drink of sugar with a little water. Hmm. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I see you. I feel you. Scream four. I like this movie. It's fun. I mean, bottom line is I like all the movies. They're all competing for best. I like all these movies to an extent. I don't hate any of them, even screen three. Scream four is a fun, like I already said, it sets the table for the modern retelling. My favorite part of this movie is easily the intro where we see a whole bunch of final girls sitting on the chair watching a stab movie and then they kill each other and then we jump to the real stab movie and then they kill each other and then we jump again to the next one. It goes a couple times and so many great actresses have these cameos. You got Anna Pakwin in here. You got Kristen Bell in the mix. You got, I don't know her name, someone from Pretty Little Liars or whatever that show is called. A lot of great cameos. Plus, you got Alison Brie. This is easily the hottest cast in a screen movie and I'm not complaining about that. The rest of the OGs are back. I'm for one more ride again. Dewey is a lot more competent in this one. He's not, he lost some of the, it's funny. Dewey over the course of the films, somehow getting stabbed more and more is making his body stronger and he's becoming immune to stabbing and somehow his body's healing itself. In the first film, he's got a pretty, I'm sorry, in the second film, he's got a pretty aggressive limp. He's got shot tendons and everything's all messed up. He gets stabbed a few more times in that one. Third one, he's really hobbling around and by four he's kind of just, you know, he's a little cooler in this one. He's a little smoother. I like him here. I like him. Outside of that, I did like, what's her nuts, pretty woman's, is that her daughter or cousin or something? Emma Roberts. I know she's related to Julia Roberts. I'm not sure if it's a daughter or a cousin or something, probably a daughter. It's all, it's all nepotism. Emma Roberts is actually great. She's good in this film, liked her as the villain. That was a nice twist. I didn't see coming. Trying to become the hero. She wants to be Sydney and emulate her. I think it's her cousin in the film. It's hard, it's hard for me to keep track of all the blood ties because everyone's related somehow. And by the time we get to screen five, you have the new generation who's related to the older ones. Percy Jackson is in one of them. He's, he's, he's in a, oh, is he in this one? I think he's in this one. I think Percy's in this one, but I can't remember the actor's name. Dye's in the shower. I'm pretty sure it's this. God, I'm getting all of them confused. Maybe that's five. I think it's five, actually. Five is an awesome scene. Yeah. Yeah, because four introduces the blonde cop who I think is from Sean of the Dead. And then she's also back, hasn't really aged a day. She looked great. She's back in five. She dies pretty brutally in the front driveway in the front yard on the sidewalk. Percy's taken a shower because as we know, Percy likes water. He comes down and they keep doing this whole fun thing where he opens fridge doors and shuts them. No one's there. And then he gets his freaking face. A knife goes through the side of his cheek, rips out. It's one of the most brutal kills in the screen franchise. It would actually be fun to do a screen breakdown of best kills. I think that would be good. That one's definitely up there. There's two face cuts in that movie where the blade goes through the side. I appreciated that. And this is Wes Craven again. Interesting. This also does not feel, this feels like Wes Craven. I don't want to say maturing because he's done amazing movies, but this feels like Wes Craven going a different direction and really showcasing what a great director he was, RIP, with his ability to change the format of his own movie. This one has a more stock, solid camera shots. They're not moving around frantically as much. He's using a lot of more tripod shots. It's just so well done. I like how this one looks for sure. All right. We got Super Chat, I think. I think. Uendy for $10, a gorgeous $10 Super Chat out of a cannon, just showing support. Great content, like always. Thank you, Uendy. I have to say, fam. And I know I put out four or five videos a week, so it's hard to keep track sometimes, but I'm pretty bummed by the last couple podcast videos. Those did terrible numbers. Terrible numbers. The Leonardo DiCaprio one I did, where I pretty much went through his entire filmography, miserable. And then after that, I did the Halloween, my favorite Halloween theme songs. I thought for sure people would really enjoy that, but yeah, very low numbers on those. Little bit of a shame because you look at the algorithm, you look at people, what you like, what people like and watch. And then it tells me, all right, maybe this isn't the route I should go. Maybe I should back off of the podcast in this way and do it this way. So I'm not sure. I'm getting mixed reactions on the podcast. Okay, let's move on to the next one on the list. And I see that I have it up right now, so I'm spoiling everything. Wow. All right, we got Scream. Well, I guess it's the last two. Is it? Are we really already in the last two? Three, four, Scream two. Yep. Okay. There we are with Scream, not to be confused with Scream. I like this movie quite a bit. I don't know who these directors are. Matt Benettinelli, Olpin and Tyler Gillette. Double director duty on this one. Sometimes that works out well. It certainly did for these two because this was a good movie. This is your trope. It's called, it's a requel, right? We brought back the old dogs. We have a new cast. I will say something that holds this movie down a little bit for me is I do not like Samantha. She's the new final girl. I think they're referred to. She's the new Sidney. And I just don't care for her. I think she's kind of a bitch. She's not nice to Courtney Cox. She's not nice to, I mean, Sidney and Gail are there to help her out. And she basically gives him the finger walks away with her sister. I didn't like that. I think it's a little silly her connection with Billy. Billy Loomis. Is it Billy Loomis? I think that's his name. The Loomis family Robinson. I don't like that she's seeing him. And I actually had a fun conversation with my daughter about this. But anyway, let's let's do the synopsis. I stopped doing those for some reason. 25 years after a streak of brutal murders shocked the quiet town of Woodsboro, a new killer has dawned the ghost face mask and begins targeting a group of teenagers to resurrect secrets from the town's deadly past. Movie starts just like the original. So if we got Jenna Ortega, instead of Drew Barrymore, it plays out pretty, you know, kind of word for word at times. But what's different here is this is really brutal. He breaks Jenna's leg. She's on the ground hobbling. He stabs her through the hand. You think she's going to die, but she pulls through. She makes it to the hospital, which is going to lead to one of the worst scenes in any of the screen movies. We'll get to that in a second. But I really like Jenna Ortega in this. Obviously, she went on to massive success with Wednesday. And now the sequel pushes her more to the front than even her sister, Sam, I noticed. And that makes sense. You go with, you know, you go with the big star at the moment. I liked bringing Sydney back and not making her, you know, they kind of gave her the Jimmy Lee Curtis treatment, right? She's more competent. She's got weapons. She's able to fend for herself. She doesn't back down. You know, it was getting a little old by screen three and four, where she's still kind of cowering in the corner crying. It's like, come on, Sydney, freaking fight back, Nev Campbell. I know you can do it. Gail is still great. Courtney Cox has been solid through all of these. I really like her in this franchise, just a blast to watch. I guess I didn't mention how she, well, whatever, we're past it. We'll just keep, we'll keep pushing through. We get to a point in this one where Jenna Ortega's character, I don't remember her name, whatever it is, she's held up in a hospital. And for some reason, there's no one on staff. I don't know if the writers forgot how American hospitals work, but they're open 24 seven. And there is a lot of staff on every floor all the time. There's not just one lonely security guard rummaging around. No, we have people working at the front desk. There's ladies chatting. The lights are on. And somehow Ghostface goes up there, cuts the power to the floor. I don't know how he did that. And he manages to kill everyone in his way, which is just one stupid security guard. What is going on? You're telling me that this very high profile character is put on a floor by herself with one security guard? I know that we're, and again, this is where you can kind of go, oh, it's playing off the tropes. It has an excuse. I was a little too out of it on that point. I'm like, come on, what are we doing here? You got to make it at least somewhat plausible movie. So that bothered the shit out of me. Outside of that, I dug everything else. Dewey's death was pretty cool, pretty well handled. I like that the movie frustrated me, but then it pulled me back in when he's like, wait, I got to shoot this asshole in the head. That's the only way to know for sure that they're dead because they always come back. And he still managed to kind of screw that up. But it was done well, done tastefully, and I liked it. Now I got the Han Solo treatment, I guess. Scream's a good movie. It's fun. Again, the Billy thing, I was going to bring that up Loomis. So I was having a conversation with my daughter when this is done a day or so later. And she said, Sam's seeing her dad as a ghost was a little weird. And I said, yeah, because Scream has never been about supernatural stuff. It's always been practicality and just people in masks that aren't great at what they do. They're teenagers, typically, they get kicked easily, they fall over, they stumble, they make mistakes. That's what makes it kind of fun. But in this instance, we have a girl that's, I guess, mentally disturbed because of who her dad was. And she's seeing him as a ghost person. I don't know if it's a figment of her imagination. It's one thing if she would have gone to the mirror once or twice, and like half her face is his face, or she's seeing herself, or she's seeing him in herself. Fine. But she's having like conversations with him. And at one point towards the end, she's crawling around and she looks over and the dad's there like, go for it, champ. And then she grabs the knife, she's stabbing the shit out of the dude. That was just, it was just kind of stupid. But again, it's also kind of playing off trope. So what do you do? Do you get upset? You just roll your eyes and you say, I see you're mocking some of these other movies. Now, that was dumb. And they kept it going in the new movie, which I also kind of rolled my eyes at. I said, all right, we could have just, we should have just walked away with this whole thing. What are they going to do? They're going to make Sam the killer in the next one. Probably who knows? That's scream, scream five. All right, let's see. No super chats. That's sad, but we'll, we'll keep going. Let me hide this one, even though I'm pretty sure everybody saw what, well, I guess the podcast doesn't know. And that what they don't know won't hurt them. Let me go to the next one. And that is going to be 1996 is scream. Can easily make a case for this to be number one, but I'm calling it number two on my list just to be a little controversial. I don't know. I don't care. Again, these lists are dumb. It's just to talk about it. Scream, the one that started it all, or I should also point out in the other new ones, one of the characters name is Wes. And they did, they did say at the end of I think scream five to four Wes. It was, that was a nice touch. I thought that was cute. All right, 1996, a killer known as ghost face begins killing off teenagers. And as the body count begins rising, one girl and her friends find themselves contemplating the rules of horror films as they find themselves living in a real life one. Yeah. We have a great cast of characters here, a lot of fun teenager angst going on. We get that iconic opening where Drew Barrymore, who is all over the advertising at the time, we assume since she is a huge A-list star then, a lot of people under the age of 30 probably don't even know who she is. But back then she was huge. We assume she was going to be the lead character and she's iced within 15 minutes of that movie along with her boyfriend in the film. And not only she killed off, she is freaking brutally killed hanging by a tree at the end after being stabbed several times. It's good stuff. You have the iconic phone conversation. Hello, Sidney. I'm going to pump the brakes for a sec. I have to point something out about scream three. That also drove me up a wall. And that's the fact that the killers had not just a voice changer or modulator, whatever you want to call it, where it makes them sound like the ghost face killer. They had a dial that they could just twist and turn their voice into any of the other characters at any given time. It was so dumb. Like, rip, Sidney. Hi, I'm Sidney now. Rip. And now I'm Gail now. I'm Dewey. How? What kind of fucking technology is this? And how do I get my hands on it? This is not like Kevin McAllister's Taco Boy that he had in Home Alone 2, which I did get as a kid. And that thing was ass. Well, talk about good marketing. No, this was some new fangled tech straight out of a Hollywood fever dream. Anyway, I digress. That was absolute insanity. Back to scream. A lot more grounded here. We do have characters that are really going over the rules. They're talking about all the movie tropes, how you should never go alone in a basement, how you shouldn't sleep with your boyfriend when there's a killer on the loose, how the boyfriend probably is the killer, how you shouldn't trust your close knit friends. They're trying to figure out who amongst them is the murder. It was just really well written, really well acted. It has one of my favorite kills still, completely implausible, but I love it. And that's when, and I don't remember Rose McGowan, I think. Rose McGowan is trying to get away and she crawls through the doggie door of the outside garage door. And so, you know, not to be confused with the inside garage door. Ghostface sees this going on, pushes the button to, you know, bring this thing up, raise it up. She's squirming to get out, trapped somewhere in between, and they keep showing the garage door opener just working its ass off. Like, there's no possible way this thing would keep opening. The family invested a dumb amount of money to get like a 900 horsepower garage door opener, because that bad boy is not giving up. This thing raises all the way up, gets to the tippy top, and just fucking crushes Rose McGowan's character. Dead on arrival. Hilarious. I'm not in the garage installation business, and I know this was the 90s, things were a little bit more loosey, but I have a hard time believing a 130 pound woman holding that frame down is going to really get elevated to the point where not only is she going to get up into the air, but with so much force that it's going to crush her ribs, crush her internal organs. But it's a fun scene, regardless of the plausibility behind it. We get the introduction of all the iconic characters from Gale Weathers to Dewey, whose real name is Dwight. I always forget that until it's brought up once or twice throughout the six movies. It's like, oh yeah, his name is Dwight, not Dewdrop, or Dewey, or whatever other insulting names they give him. It's just, you know, it's it's it's withstood the test of time, I think. Some people have said it hasn't held up over the years. I don't see it. I had a good time with this. It's not like there's some wild special effects work going on. And since it is playing off of all these older movies, all these slashers and horror films, it kind of does hold up for infinity and beyond, as long as you're familiar with the slashers that it's poking fun of. But as long as Halloween can sit, as long as Michael Myers still exists, as long as a pinhead and leather face and Freddy Krueger and all of these dudes, this movie still has a place. Very good movie. All right, looks like a super chat came in. John Allen for $4.99, a gorgeous super chat, just greasing the wheels for a lost boys watch, wink, wink. Also, I think scary movie should get an honorable mention. I think I did mention scary movie a little while back. There's a scene. I can't remember which one it is. It might be scary movie too, which I don't like that much. I don't really like any of them outside of the first one. I think there's four. Anna, is it Anna Faris? Yeah, Anna Faris is really funny in those. She does a good job. There's a couple scenes that were really funny. One of them is in, I think, the second one where the girlfriend puts her ear up to the stall. And I think of like a penis goes through her ear and kills her. And in the first movie, I want to say one of the chicks who's making fun of Rose McGowan's huge like padded bra or whatever was going on in the first film, she gets stabbed and it goes into her. She has like gelatin implants. So she doesn't die because Ghostface keeps stabbing into these things like what the that's good stuff. I always got that confused with every, every other year, our family watches the Adams family and Adams family values. Those movies are freaking hilarious. They will always hold up great. There's a scene towards the end where the bad guy played by Joanne Cusack. Debbie is her character name. She's the serial killer. She gets electrocuted and she's up in the air and she turns to ash. And I always keep thinking that when she turns to ash, some credit cards fall and then her fake boobs are like breasts implants. But no, that is me conflating the two films. Scream has the, the gelatin stabbing. Anyway, thank you, John. And yes, scream scream one is definitely worth a watch, especially if you have seen the scary, I'm sorry, scary movie is definitely worth a watch if you've seen the screen films. Really, you only have to see scream one scary movies worth it. All right, that leaves our front runner of the night, the man of the hour, the woman of the hour, whatever you want to say. Did I already have it up? I already had it up. What was I doing here? Scream two, 1997, just one year later, they spun gold two years after the terrifying events that occurred in Woodsboro. Sydney is now attending, what is it, Windsor College and Cincinnati and Gale Weathers bestselling book on city's life has now been made into a major motion picture. When two college students are killed in the theater while watching the new film stab, Sydney knows deep down that history is repeating itself. What really came getting yelled at by my wife. Hang on. I missed two super chats. Thank you, dear. Are you playing the game while you're watching or what are you doing? Okay. Lindsay was into Dream Lake Valley for a while, then she just kind of fell off, but she had three or four nights in a row where she was playing a dumb amount. It's probably for the best that she stops now before she gets way too invested, but it was getting pretty good. It was kind of an epidemic for a while. All right, she did tell me though, outside the door that Drew Schizzi. You know what the problem is? I don't have the super chat tab open. I have the other one open. Now I just have super chats only open, so they'll show up for sure. Drew Schizzi for $1.99. Happy Halloween, Adam. Thank you, Drew. I apologize for not seeing that sooner. And then he's back for $4.99. Love the Bart Simpson icon, by the way. We did watch a Simpson. We watched a couple of Simpson treehouse episodes this year. We try to watch a couple treehouse appores every year. The ones we watched weren't great. I like the classics. Everything from season one, not one, season two through, I'll go up to 12 or 13. We're pretty great. There was good ones in there, but these newer ones just not very good. Drew Schizzi for $4.99. Going to watch some South Park Halloween apps and eat dominoes. Got any favorite South Park apps? Oh my God, I got a lot of favorite South Park episodes. If you're asking Halloween specifically, I honestly don't remember a lot of the Halloween episodes. There was one a few years ago where Randy and the guys were stealing, I think all of the, they're stealing all of those bikes that you can buy throughout the town. They would go out at night and steal them like their witches or something. And that was kind of fun. Outside of that, I just remember the Halloween ones back in the day being making fun of Barbara Streisand and Mecca Streisand. If you just want to know in general South Park episodes that I love, fun with weapons is really good. It kind of plays off anime. I really enjoy trapping the closet with Tom Cruise. The Scott Tenerman Must Die is definitely a top five episode. I like Adventure or I like Imagination Land. The three-parter, I believe that's a three-part episode. They were going to make it a movie at one point, but they decided to just do it as a trilogy. I mean, there's so many that I could come up with. But unfortunately, this is Adam Does Movies, not Adam Does TV shows. Or I could do a South Park episode where I rank my like top 50 episodes. You know what this would be good for though, Drew? If you remind me on one of my game nights, because I've now been doing the while I've tried, I'm attempting to do streams where I'm just hanging out talking movies while I play a video game. That's separate from the streams that I currently have. But that's something that we could maybe chat about TV shows or music. And then I could give you some more South Park. But yeah, I really like the Wii episode where Cartman freezes himself so that he doesn't have to wait for the Wii to come out, but he ends up going way into the future. There's so many good ones. Thank you for that. We got one more super chat from Life is Good. Nice to see you. Life is Good. Thank you for the support. I appreciate it. I'm the only one, usually, but I like screen three question. When can I pick another movie review? Just wondering. Happy Halloween, dude. I don't know. Life is good. Are you what level are you at? Are you Mithril? Are you unobtainium? At the Mithril membership for 30 bucks a month, you get a movie roast to pick. How it's kind of been going is basically like if you have one, just throw it at me. And if I just did a movie roast for you, I'll do another one pretty early on if no one else has jumped in. So if you're a Mithril member and you haven't said to me, hey, Adam, I want you to do movie roast, just hit me up. Send me a message on Patreon at patreon.com.au. Does movies or on the Discord at Adam does movies. I'm not very active there. I got a lot going on as far as trying to keeping the show going and my full-time job and the family stuff kind of gets in the way too. But I do my best to keep up with it all. But yeah, just send me a message. Say, hey, Adam, I'm thinking I want to do a movie roast. Could you put me on the schedule? And I absolutely will. Now, if you're talking about an actual movie review of a movie, not a roast, I don't do those anymore unless you are at the way high unobtainium level. Because I found that it turns out 30 bucks for a movie review is not a good deal for me at all. I have to watch the movie. Oftentimes, the pics people are coming up with are some fucking obscure art house thing that's going to get me no views. And I'm going to put a lot of work into it. And it's just not worth it, honestly. As much as I appreciate the support, it was coming at too much of a cost on my end. Thank you, though. Life is good. I really appreciate that. And you know what? Scream 3 isn't terrible. It's just the worst of these. My daughter enjoyed it a lot. So you have good company with you. Olivia, my daughter's awesome. She has great taste. All right. I think we're caught up. Let's talk about Scream 2. I have it as my favorite. I was reading, I think did I finish reading the yeah, I did. Okay, this one has a really fun intro. I love this. Mainly because I get to see... What's her name? Keep your wife's name out of my fucking... Oh, God. Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth. Jada Pinkett Smith. I like seeing her get stabbed in this. That was fun watching her character get stabbed because I find her obnoxious. But that opening scene is probably 15, 20 minutes. They're at the stab premiere. So we are so meta already by the second movie that they have made a fake movie off of Scream off of Sydney's life called stab. And they're at the premiere and it's really clever because the movie theater is handing out ghost-faced costumes to everyone along with fake knives. What could possibly go wrong? You wouldn't see that in today's modern cinematic experience. To my knowledge, you hand people knives, fake or not, they're going to try to stab you because they're unhinged and they're insane. Anyway, they watch this movie. It ends brutally with her climbing up to the top, to the front of the theater, bleeding out. It's awesome. We get the slash. We get the new Scream logo, which I didn't realize how awful the Scream title card was in the first movie. It's almost impressively bad. Like an angsty teen made it. The second movie really ups the ante on the logo. I like the font treatment and they carry that forward for the rest of the films. Outside of the cool intro, which also has the boyfriend dying in the stall, which is made fun of in Scary Movie 2, we go to campus. We're outside of our typical environment. Sydney's off in college. She's got a new friend group. Some of the originals return. Unfortunately, they don't last. And it really gives you a fun new kind of take on the genre because we do get more things to make fun of now to poke at because it's on a college campus. Unruly behavior. You have the fraternity, which one of them is, oh, God, what's her name? Portia from, you'll know her from Arrested Development. She's the sister in Arrested Development, who's hilarious, by the way, in that show. She's fine in this. Timothy Oliphant is in here. A very young Timothy Oliphant. Jerry O'Connell's in this. A lot of great characters show up. Jamie Kennedy's back, but he's unfortunately not going to make the cut for very long in this one. Sarah Michelle Geller has a small role. There's just a lot of people. Omar Epps is in this. The fun thing about screen movies every time is you get so many great characters that show up. So many great actors that have cameos that you wouldn't expect to be in the movie. And oftentimes they come from horror backgrounds. So it just works out really well. My favorite scene in all of the screen movies is in Scream 2. And that is at it's at night down in one of the hallways where Dewey and Gail are kind of, I guess they're coming back together. You're getting back together. They're sewing their wild oats. They're making out on one of the tables. TV turns on. It's clear that Ghostface is in the room. So they take off. They get separated. Courtney or Gail, I guess, goes into one of the studio rooms and she's hiding behind all these sound barriers and Ghostface is just kind of creeping around. And the way that Craven shoots this is so good. It's so claustrophobic. And you really get a sense of the space and of Gail as she's like poking her head out and then he's jumping back and forth. It's super tense. And I found it to be incredibly well done. And then Dewey comes in on the other side and we have that fantastic shot in the mirror as he's getting stabbed and going down the hand smears. It's really fun. It's really wonderful. I also am a big fan of, and I don't know her name. Let me see if I can find her name on there. I just like the actress. Oh, yeah. I forgot Heather Graham plays. Heather Graham plays Drew Barrymore in the beginning in stab. She's Drew Barrymore in that, which is nice. Selma Blair's in this. Tori Spelling. Luke Wilson. This is a great cast. Who am I looking for though? She's Roseanne Barr's sister on the Roseanne show. She's also the neighbor Marcy in Uncle Buck. And I think she's the aunt of Sheldon's in Big Bang Theory. Is it Laurie Metcalf? It is. Oh, nailed it. Laurie Metcalf. She's always good in these types of movies. She plays the reporter. You don't expect her to be the villain of the movie. She's just kind of, I mean, you can kind of see it, I guess. But I was thrown for a loop, especially when they make the boyfriend so damn sketchy. And then Timothy Oliphant is the other one that's revealed. He and her are working together. He found her. She found him on like Craigslist or something. And it turns out she's the mother of Loomis. I mean, it's all connected. It's always connected. Yeah. I thought it was, I just think it's a great movie all around. It's a lot of fun. Sarah Michelle Geller has a really good scene too, where she's in the house. She gets to, she gets bodied pretty bad outside the balcony. We got one more super chat coming in. From life is good again. I've been Mithril since July between here and Patreon. I don't mind picking from the list. No rush. Just curious. Yeah. I mean, life is good. You pick, pick away. Send me a message on Patreon. We'll get you another roast on the list. I don't know if you were here at the beginning, but I have matrix resurrections coming up outside of that. I haven't heard from anyone else. So please, by all means, throw me one from the list and we'll have a good time with it. If you could, since I know you are an avid supporter and you like helping the channel, maybe think of something from the list that's, we're going into November, I guess, maybe Thanksgiving themed, maybe even pushing Christmas themed or, I don't know, something that you think might work well if there's an anniversary of something coming up. Actually, you know what? The Marvels comes out. Brie Larson and friends is coming out with the Marvels in, I think, a week from now or two weeks from now. Captain Marvel's on my list. If we want, if you want to do Captain Marvel movie roast, I'm all in for that or, you know, whatever. It doesn't matter. I appreciate the support. It's your choice to make, but thank you very much. And if you haven't, I guess that's a good time as any. Feel free to throw a super chat in. Tell me your favorite screen movie or just ask me any movie questions if you want. Maybe you want to throw a treat my way for Halloween. That's fine as well. I've wrapped up my screen monologue. I've wrapped up the entire, I guess, performance. I'm pretty happy with that. I think I covered my bases pretty well and talked about these movies at a good enough length, good enough clip. Let me know if you agree though, put a comment on YouTube, put a comment on some of these, you know, podcasting things that allow it. Give me your list. Give me a ranking of screen film films, why you believe that. Make sure to like the stream that helps, I think, with the Elgo or something, show for algorithm, subscribe, hit the notification bell, do all the things that help. And you can follow me on Instagram and Amazon movies. I've, I've started to become more present over there. I'm trying to put out more shorts over there. TikTok, obviously I've been putting shorts out with same as YouTube. And really, you know, yeah, and I'm on threads now as well, because I find Twitter slash X to be a complete shit show at this point. I'm just like saddened by everything that's taken place. And so I thought, yeah, threads, why not? It's another giant company owned by meta might as well, you know, who cares? I just like trying to connect with people and find ways to get my stuff out there because you're yelling in a giant void, an ocean of videos and other performers and people trying to make a name for themselves. And yeah, it can be hard. So that's, that's my list. I don't really have any other news. We went for over an hour. So I think it's a good, it's a good, it's a nice place to stop. We can stop here. Screen movies though, yeah, franchise wise, I think this is about as good as it gets from a consistency standpoint. As I've stated, even the worst one on my list, still pretty good. Still plenty of fun to be had. I'm very curious where they go with Scream 7. Obviously, it's going to happen. The writer's strike, actor's strike may have, may have hindered things. Is the actor's strike going on still? I've lost all connection with what's happening in that whole world and that space. I know the writer strikes over, which is great. Hopefully they got what they wanted. But yeah, I don't know when Scream 7 is even happening. Jenna Ortega is the huge star now. And so I think they're going to have to play off of the Wednesday schedule and whatever else is cooking. I'm also curious to know if Dev Campbell is going to come back because she was sorely missed in Scream 6. Obviously her time's come. It's fine if they want to sunset the character, but it felt like there was no closure after seeing her so many times. And it was all because of pay. She wanted more than they were willing to give. And I think she's probably worth whatever she wants, because she is such a big staple of this franchise. Regardless, those are my thoughts on Scream. Really enjoy it. And we do have one final super chat that came in, Steve H for $5, completely unrelated, which is fine, because I said it's open. I'm open to any movie questions. Adam, have you ever seen The Last Dragon? It may be the most 80s movie ever made. Cheesy but awesome would be great for your list. The Last Dragon. What? I do not know what this is. 1985, directed by Michael Schultz, who's in this. This has Tullmick, Vanity, Christopher Murni. I don't know any of these actors or people. Jim Moody, Mike Starr, Faith Prince. Yeah, I don't know what this movie is. In New York City, a young man searches for a master to obtain the final level of martial arts mastery known as the glow, different than the shining, I would imagine. That sounds incredible, Steve. I have not seen it. What a schlocky good time that would be. Maybe something we could try to watch for an 80s celebration episode or something down the road, because there's definitely some great 80s, early 90s schlock. My favorite go-to was always Tough and Deadly with Billy Blanks and Rowdy Roddy Piper. That movie's freaking hilariously cheesy and bad in the best way possible. I appreciate you bringing it to my attention, Steve. Thank you guys once again for the support and watching. I hope everyone had an awesome Halloween. Like I said, ours was very chill. We stayed at home. My wife made a bunch of good bad food. My daughter made a fucking cake. We had a great time. We watched Sleepy Hollow. We actually ended with a little Mario Kart. That was probably the worst case scenario to end the night. You're not bringing your family together. You're not bonding when you're playing Mario Kart. That's one step above playing Mario Party, which if you've played Mario Party with close friends or family, that usually ends everything. Relationships have been torn asunder from Mario Party. Alrighty, I will be back. I might stream tomorrow night too. We'll see where the road takes me. We'll see what happens or Thursday night. I don't know. It's up in the air. It's George Clooney at this point, up in the air. I will let you know, though, just keep an eye on the socials. Keep an eye on the community tab on YouTube. Thanks for watching. Trick or treat and all that, and we will see you soon. Take care.