 Why are they dancing? I know what you're thinking. Nick, you're reacting to JoJo. You're only on episode 20. Why in JoJo's biceps are you gonna react to one second from every JoJo episode? Well, let me tell you something. If I learned anything from that last episode with this dude laughing, I learned that even things I saw out of context, when I saw them, I still didn't understand what was going on. One second, they could show 30 seconds from every episode and I guarantee you, I still won't know what's happening. Anyways, this concludes JoJo week. Smash that like button, like the ceiling that collapsed on top of Caesar. Let's get to the video. You know, that was originally gonna be for Zeppely. Little did I know, it wasn't only Zeppely. It was the whole Zeppely family tree because they're all destined to die. So this is for Zeppely, it sees the Zeppely and whatever next Zeppely comes our way because I know whenever they show the next JoJo and the next Zeppely, all I expect is death. That was fine, that was fine. That was fine. This is one second, I forgot. This isn't an out of context video. This is just one second from every episode. Out of every second, you had to show this one. No! No, I did not wanna relive this. Imagine I saw this without watching JoJo. Motherfuckin' Zeppely. Superman punching the fuckin' frog for no reason. Hey, baby! Hey, baby! Oh my God. I thought I forgot about that. I thought it was somewhere in my subconscious. Now I'm never gonna forget about it. No! Gorilla! Look, look, look. If he still the end of this video and he survived like 45 fuckin' JoJo's, I wouldn't be surprised. But he might as well have been paralyzed like this and strapped into a chair the entire show because he does nothing. He just stares. And that's why I love him. And there we have Hitler. Everything after this is... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see I could have understood that being out of context. Like, motherfuckin' just swallowed a grenade. But after watching JoJo, it makes sense. It actually makes sense. Oh! Oh, yes. Mesa, Mesa, want Lisa, Lisa, you know? Fuck Mesa, Mesa, Defno. It's all about Lisa, Lisa. Nice! I just saw this. And I still don't know what's happening. No! Spoilers! I didn't see it, Ty! This is happening next! This is happening next! Wait, is that Wamuu? Is that one of those fuckin' ancestor Greek gods, motherfuckers that fight it right now? Yeah, it is, he has the thing, the Sith. Oh no. Oh no, why is he doing this? Is that Lisa, Lisa's leg? What the fuck was he fighting? A planet? Oh, this is the next JoJo, isn't it? What the fuck is happening here? Which one's the zeppely, so I know right now. It must be the guy on the right, because he has a hat, and he has the red stone? Oh, he's dead. Matter of fact, y'all are all dying, but that guy on the right's probably dying first. That's my prediction. Is that... Is that Hitler's son? Strime? Is that his son? Why is this otter... reading porn? What the fuck? What is this? I thought the madness was coming to a close. What the fuck is going on in this? No! Why is this show so fucked up? Why? Why can't I just laugh and cry? Why do I have to be scared? Oh, my God. That's fine. What are you doing? Is he made himself a bridge? What the f- No! My gods! Man, man, come on! I'm getting pissed off. Sometimes I just don't know. I just don't know. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to do. That's definitely Thrymes! Grandson. I can't watch this anymore. Why is it one enough? Why do you need five? Just take your time! That makes no sense. Jojo's offspring is addicted to cocaine? Oh, my God. What is this? Why does he look like Jojo? He looks like Jojo. I'm guessing this is Jojo, okay? Because this guy's on the cover of most of, like, Jojo art. So I'm guessing this is, like, the 70th fucking Jojo, right? And then why does this look like him a little? Does he turn into a dog? Is that his power? Or is that a goat? I don't even know. It's ugly, though. What are these characters' eyes? What are they wearing? Is this Japan? Why are they in front of the lady's bathroom? Oh, no. What are you doing? No! Is this when it starts getting gay? Is this when a gay awakens out of Jojo? Please just tell me now. No. No, no, no, they're, like, four years old. No, they're not even four. That fucking baby just came out of the puss. It's that dude, that's Stroheim. I'm telling you, that's his offspring. Ew, no! What the fuck is that? So we're going to follow the children and the children. Jojo's bizarre adventure is just this family tree. We started off with, like, Joestar. We went to Jojo, then we went to Joseph. We had Stroheim, Hitler himself. Now, who's next? I'm just waiting for the bin Laden character to come in. What the fuck is this dog? Why was that in English? Why does anime do this? It's like Jojo's by a door. Oh, yeah! Caesar! Like, why did he transfer to English every now and then? Is that, like, a thing? Is that an anime thing? Because I've noticed it a lot. These, like, edgy characters or these cool characters, they'll end their words with, like, or their sentences with, like, English. They'll be like, Aligato casemas, Caesar! Or, like, baby! Or, like, fucking Zeppelin does. Yeah, baby! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God, but... I mean, I knew he was gonna die, but thank you! Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh, that felt good. I wanted to punch that bitch, too. Ketsuna nanichiraroutsu! It felt like someone stuck an icicle up my ass. I think this is when I have to stop watching JoJo, to be honest. Komarita kibun da! Oh, my God! Dio? Bro, what is this? Dio's, like, great-grandson? He's dead, too. What is his head gonna float? Oh! Soko ni aru ore no... The fuck did he least dubstep on him? Komarita kibun da! The fuck was that? What is he, a boombox? Soko ni aru ore no... Now I know he loses his... Actually, it's JoJo. They just... They have ten legs. It just grows back out of them. I've seen it. Dio literally got cut in half, and his body just stitched back up. And then his head was floating. I don't care about a floating limb. I've seen Attack on Titan. I've seen that scene. Detached body parts? That doesn't mean shit in anime. In fact, it means they're getting stronger. Like, look at the contrast between this and this. This looks like a whole different show. Is that Johnny Bravo? That's the next JoJo, isn't it? This is the one I see on all the covers. Not the... The Germans are back! That was probably a fat fucking spoiler right there. Nah. Where... Where are we, like... We're still riding horses. Where I am. How far into the future is this? Now we're the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. It's a fucking alien. Don't make me cry! That's my final move! We have to be... Holy and fucking JoJo, do you have an invisible baby? This is... This is just too much, man. This is too much. Oh my god. What is he, fucking Bomberman? No! No! That's a spider! What's with this show? And detached body parts? What the fuck is this? I don't know. I don't know. What the fuck is this? What is that? Is that a fucking dinosaur? Continued! I can't wait to get there, bro. Tell me what episode that was. Tell me right now, and I'll skip to it. Fuck the rest of the show! I want to be here! Why'd you choose this second? I'm sure this episode had plenty of seconds worth of fucked-up shit, but you chose this one. Whoa. I need to know right now what the fuck that is on the right. I need to know. And why does this kid look like Garo from One Punch Man, but he's like four years old? That's impossible to have that hair at that age. Yeah, let's pose in front of the bus before it runs over this fucking little ugly child. Those dice are the ones that the alien turned into. What is he doing? What is his face? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Dada kotor! Did that...? No, no. Stop! What are these things? How far in the future are we? This is the Jetsons. We're on another planet! What the fuck? It's a Dragon Ball Z! It's a Dastro! Kankap! Is that Mewtwo? I guess this show now? What did we mix with Gundam? with Gundam what what it I'm gonna pissed off man you better stop well what's what the show rip the body parts and licking oh fuck oh shit it burns why is mute who in this why is mute to a drag queen now what the fuck why are they dancing Vaughn Strayim is gonna die for this he's gonna die for this buddy shrink to pick up a telephone did a play I'm not gonna question that I'm like that's every man's dream when they fall that's where I want to fall I didn't know that was a guy holy shit this definitely takes place in 2020 30 what the fuck man tell number two and number three to share their hamburger with us what is he beating his son holy shit the fuck is going no what do you do what are you doing his head was doing it his head was doing the dick sucking thing all right so this is when it gets gay as if he didn't look weird enough he needed his face doubled onto his head forehead what was in her mouth why they kick in the shit out of yeah man I'm pretty sure the guy that wrote Jojo is a cannibal or Hannibal Lecter himself this is a different show at this point this is a completely different show and I don't even know I don't even know if this Jojo where the fuck is Jojo this ain't his adventure anymore it's bizarre though why that second why is she talking to an ice cream cone as if it's the most normal thing to do is this what I'm gonna be doing in the future please oh thank god this is almost over I can't take this anymore no no no no no no no is that speed wagon that's hot wheels right there this is the ancestor that were born inside of a fucking wheelchair because that's all he did was sit and stare that's what he gets he passed that down generations you know that was the ugliest face I've ever seen some people have ugly cries you know like look oh we trip them that's it that was his ultimate move who else did that I think someone did that recently in Jojo where they tripped them I'm like yep that's their ultimate move right there I think Joseph Joseph did it no I don't want to see that again that's not what I meant to fucking click this guy just escaped an asteroid in his wheelchair and he's flying he looks like a cyberpunk crippled man I did not want to see that again either let's just trip the villain that was definitely the last shot of the show and I just got spoiled I don't know what was happening I don't know what just happened 99.9% of that I didn't know what happens so don't even get mad at me for watching this video I had no idea what happened that's Jojo for you I'm telling you they can show a full episode I still won't know what's going on so um that was one second from every episode of Jojo I wonder if they do this for other animes if they do let me know down below which one you want you want me to check out after this next time but like I said out of context in context it doesn't matter people that watch the show will still think it's weird just as much as the people that don't watch it I think it's weird it doesn't matter you could watch it you could be a Jojo it could be a profession you could teach it at a college you still won't know how to teach it you won't know see yeah why did Jojo kick the cat I don't even know I don't know I watched that scene like 30 times I didn't understand why he tripped that fucking cat before they went to fight ECDC and the other and Hitler I don't know anyways guys that's gonna be a fit of video that's it for Jojo week I'll probably react to Jojo again in a few days so it's Jojo life I don't know it's a lifestyle but yeah that's it bye