 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb joined by Curious toddlers to intact Jim Zach Everyone watching. Hope you had a fantastic weekend. I know we did. I had a couple friends get engaged Jim You went to Houston with Joe's maybe I'm misremembering that and Jim floorball Wow first game came out last night live the production value of this event is Incredible to pat ourselves on the back. That's really the team. I don't know how we did it But go check out floorball if you subscribe to the channel you can win money, so James the baseball it's baseball season like that's it toward the front snow never won Soto all-time talent is on the trade block all the big boys are talking about it your yank sacks Dodgers couple of the teams in the mix. This is super exciting for baseball super exciting It was looking like Luis Castillo was gonna be the number one trade block pick and he's a great pitcher and people should really want him But there was no real Exciting piece like where is many Machado gonna go? Where is Mac? Sure is are gonna go and you knew they were on the move We don't know if these guys are gonna actually get traded But it came out today that the angels are hearing offers for Otani the nationals are definitely gonna trade Soto if not now in the off-season What did I say to you guys rumors are my gospel for the next ten days? Like I am all in on rumor season some years. I'm out. I don't don't tell me unless it's real this year I am jumping into the deep end of rumors and hug watch and Prospects getting taken out of games. I think so it might happen. Oh, Tony probably not angels just a horrific franchise And they make so much money Jim. There's almost a breakdown. You're talking to me about you know This is close to my heart a robot that plays chess broke a child's finger now you watch the video here the robot makes his move the The young kid says dumb move robot I know exactly how to counter that and starts making a move the robot doesn't like how fast he made a move It was still his turn spun over grabbed his finger broke it now the kid wasn't like an excruciating pain So it must be like a weird fracture little kids break easily, but I have made of styrofoam We have the president of the Moscow chess Federation Sergei Lazarev yeah, and he said the robot broke the child's finger. This is of course bad So Jim, I disagree. Unfortunately I hate that you started there because this is a hundred percent accurate that quote. Yes. Yeah, no He's he's like there is no flaws in Sergei Lazarus game. This is of course bad not a single loophole now Here's where a surga. I think you're not gonna agree with Sergei Smaggin vice president of the Russian chess Federation said it was the child's fault There are certain safety rules and the child apparently Violated them when he made his move. He did not realize he first had to wait Let's share the blame with the child playing chess. Do you think it's smart to not take? The child side and be on the robot side in case the robot starts coming it's a long play by Sergei shmagan Yeah, it always is though, and that's chess. Yeah, why does why is it was playing against a computer? Like why do you know they do it? Why but this robot like why is the robot like I tried to go too far and got so far But in the end Sergei Smaggin crooked ways in Boston this weekend and the more sports brought to you by Roman Swipes If you're ejaculating too quickly swipe it on your wiener It'll help Jim and more sports speaking of need and help in Boston the worst five game run deficit Since 1901 and Jimmy you dove into the numbers a little further because it's so bad in the month of July They're five and 15. They have a minus 72 run differential in 20 games minus 72 And I posted a video Zach will show you some of this now 30 misplays in those 20 games 30 plus misplays in those 20 games They have a lot of rookies playing They had a lot of injuries that a lot of replacement players their depth stinks, but they're just dropping fly balls Yeah, people are trying to blame the lights the lights have been the same forever if they really want to tank You don't touch this or you trade for prospects that don't play you don't touch this This is as bad as we've seen on a baseball field But the point of thinking the number one pick who is it this year? Farge Farge. I had him going to Mom's going wild. Oh my god in the in the not sports news We have a wild story coming to you from a long Wild yeah, there's a mother-son dance every year that happens at the country club of sorts It's not prom. It's mother-son none of the girls are there on Facebook It was posted that the moms embarrassed themselves got drunk. We're doing drugs in the bathroom one Shit themselves on the dance floor the boys were dancing shirtless one of the moms was making out with one of the 18-year-old boys One thing might have happened and everyone is saying like but and this and this and this Jim Channel this I have connections in Long Island. This is a hundred percent true. Well what I'm so what do you need torn about is? Having a good time. I think this is gonna come off wrong. It's the son's mom So like if the mom that was making out with a kid like her son's there that stinks life doesn't matter These people don't care. Yeah, I don't like the poop on the floor the dance floor the bathroom floor I had to clean up poop in the bathroom when I worked at Safeway and they just took their underwear off So it was in their underwear on next to the toilet Oh, like so you went into the bathroom right to clean yourself But you didn't even like put it in the toilet put it in the garbage can you just I got it. I got went out the parking lot. I got two tree branches and I It's resourceful my coworker just went goop Goop in the boxers in the breeze hand into shit throwing it. I don't seem right He was doing in spite of our boss Look at me boss. I don't think I'm cleaning this up. That feels like a lie. That's a fib That's just a fib Employee of the weed Transylvania than Russian and it's actually it should be down here Thank you for someone for stepping up Last year John Boy media went to the home run derby and we came away No ball this year we go Peter Moorland saves the company's face. Yeah, otherwise, I would have just like And he made a hell of a play man. Yeah, he really did. He's a big guy 6364 full extension jump and they talked about it on broadcast super viral If you watch this video and you also come too quick, haha Roman Swipes is here for you They're clinically proven to help you last longer in bed unlike that 18 year old on the dance floor No prescription needed pee treatments are safe effective used by millions of men free two-day shipping go to get roman.com Slash dumb today if approved you'll get $10 off your first order. That's get roman.com slash dumb And the third Sergei Sergei card jacon a Russian grand Easy when you hit that card jacon. He said the incident was no doubt due to some kind of software Or something. There's more to the quote. This has never happened before there are such accidents I wish the boy good health best sign-off line so far. I wish the boy good health Yeah, which I'm gonna start saying that to young children. So so hair actually my friends that are parents I wish your boy good health. Yeah, it's a good sign. Nice line. Yeah. Yeah, that's a nice line Keep your tips clean Good health to your boy. That's not a nice my left eye got rushing it did your left eye almost went closed I do that a lot. Good luck dear boy. This is like my natural face