 Ladies and gentlemen, a half hour of sparkling entertainment by Canada Drive, a campaign of bingo air. Canada Drive is now available in the large as well as the regular size bottles of a home and made to order by the gas department. This program stars Jack Benny, the Canada Drive humanist and Ted Heans officer. Ted Heans opens the program with Roll Up the Cross. Music on the radio. Let's be sure that all the lights are on the radio. And there's a girlfriend the one who cares. And we got you all dressed up. And there's been a child of magic. And it's all the same. And the magic of the dollar. Ladies and gentlemen, we will be the man of the half hour. Jack Benny. Thanks, Paul. Hello, Stanley C.J. This is Jack Bill Bain-Benny, the Earth Jolliper. Coming to you again with some very late dreams reports. And are they late? I'll never order from that man again. Anyway, these new gems come to you through the courtesy of the morning racing. It means that first to meet your eyes. All the latest factors by wire, telephone, cable, and music. All right, Jack. Start it. All right, Paul. Don't bother. And this is for our class customers. All right, let's go. Our service, you know. Hannibal McGill. And this is improving here. Mississippi now running on full time. Washington D.C. President Hoover spent two weeks to take him to Mississippi. He catches a meal, but later finds out it's a shark suffering from the depression. Well, I'll go along with that one, Paul. And Jack Benny brought me. London, England. An economy-dry, sick of whale, tells his horse, and will take him to Paul's at my address this year. Get it? Moscow, Russia. Five years plan in this month. Every year, it will start immediately. Union Square, New York. Man found beating himself overhead with clubs. When asked why he was doing this, he said he was a lead and missed the last meeting. Winsfield Column, New York. Sorts team, honing around Ted Lee's door. What? Sorts. That was a wolf, oh, pardon me. Venice, Italy. Three for Desmond Sorts. Lead against Red Light and Ardron. Montt's three Chinatown. Warning. Two Japanese spies found Heidi and did the top two. The scythe is messing. Don't tell me these yet. Delhae, India. Big blaze starts in business section of Delhae. Turning down several Delhae capacity stores. That's local. Very local. Bomb Bay, Bomb Bay, India. Mahatma Gandhi put on a few clothes and has been taken for good profit. Erie, Pennsylvania. He just arrived here. No other news. Last go stop on 14th St. selected and did release ride last week. Drive is over and people clocking back to city. Montt's wagon, Ohio. Circus Midget commits suicide in a restaurant by jumping off a three-deck attendee. January 22, 1901. Marconi and Vent Wires. January 22, 1933. Marconi hears this program and is sorry he started it. St. Paul, Minnesota. These skaters, they seem to be nice and almost wrong. Paul, Minnesota. You can get a cool week of Saturday's ride during the weather like many social fountains. Uh-huh. You sang it, Paul. I only both had a week for those. Play, dad, play. I would like for the familiar melody to be in charge of singing songs. Let's go in the valley. And found the manuscript of this masterpiece, which is entitled, um, let's see, Mary, just off the title. Oh, here it is. The name of the play is Bertha the Soaring Machine. This thing is old play with a tear, a laugh, a heart flab, a key hit, and no doubt your money back. However, it was a great success in its day. And I even say it as big as Roneson's Irish Wraith, written by Ann Nicholls. Nicholls, Paul, Nicholls. And you get five cents back on each large standard of drive. Well, you couldn't say Nicholls, would you? You couldn't do that. Now, this play, those are the soaring machines there. It was a great success in its day, having had such run as one consecutive night in Perth Amboy. Another night at Asbury Park, and then the left to the storehouse where it ran over a year. The members of the original company have been dead for over 35 years, and this is our cast this evening, which is as good as the cast in Grand Hotel. We think. Of course, what we think is entirely up to you. We have rehearsed faithfully for five minutes, and we'll present it to you immediately without the customary break in out of town. Now, here are some of the original criticisms when the play had its premier in 1890. Well, the Winsons father. Both of the soaring machines are always as fine a play as I've ever looked over a plan for that. I ain't go over and see it. Ed Sullivan, senior, go to the soaring machine there, we'll have you in stitches. That wasn't bad. I thought of that myself, please. George G. Nation. I saw the play, and as they say in church, to you. So now, ladies and gentlemen, we are reviving this play tonight for your pleasure. Remember the play, go to the soaring machine there. The boys will play 12th Street Glass. This is very appropriate. Get your ice cold down in the garage in the rail. Maintain the water by the glass. This way, that'll be strong and free on the ice. Now, ladies and gentlemen, for our dramatic offering, go for the soaring machine there. Churchman, music bed. That's supposed to be a soaring machine, folks. Glad we could use it for an automobile. I am getting sick and tired of this hard work. All I do is work, compile and play. The soaring machine is driving me mad. I'm going to say this, but I came to tell you that I must foreclose the moment. I told you wait a little longer. You and I are going to drive aside on this cold, cold night. What a night. There you go. A little stronger on the wind, I like to say. What a night. I've waited long enough. I must have the money in 10 minutes to wait for our foreclose. Wait for our foreclose. Looks like we've closed it before. Remember, 10 minutes. Goodbye. Oh, I do. Poor old father. He would soon be homeless. Oh. It's 3 o'clock and daddy isn't home yet. Wait like a minute. Oh, pardon me. I'm sorry. What are you trying about? I'm so tired of it all. I work hard all day. I'm working and so on and so on. So on top. So on button. All right, Mary, cut out the door. Who is there? It's me. They told me to stay out of this trip. All right. Well, daughter, what have we got for supper tonight? It's a nice roast roast, daddy. Roast roast. You finally met a man, Mary. I suppose you know that the real estate man was here to go. You gonna be going on any? Daddy, give us 10 minutes to pull up or get off. We need to move on. We need to move on.