 The New York Mets get hit by a ton of pitches. They lead the league in getting hit by pitches. It's who they are, it's their identity, only they don't like it at all. This breakdown is brought to you by Keeps. You're not gonna like it if you go bald and you could have prevented it by going to Keeps. Last year the Mets were third in the NL at getting hit and then they brought over Canna and Marte and some other players that get hit all the time. So we tried to warn you on talking baseball, be ready. This team's gonna get hit by pitches. So the Mets should be climbing up the NL rankings in total hit by pitches. The Mets are going to kill hit by pitch game. Look for some fights. Yeah. Some fights. Some fights, and you're right, because a lot of the hit by pitches are just kind of their arms sticking out or their toes sticking out, but some of them have been really scary, like that one to the head and that one to the head and that one to the head and then this one from the Cardinals to the head. Alonzo's been hitting the head twice and that is scary, he gets up and jogs and then after Alonzo gets hit, they hit J.D. Davis in the foot, just a direct shot to the foot and the Mets are sick and tired of this, they don't like it, they're getting hurt, they're getting hit at a crazy rate. They don't enjoy it. They want out. J.D. Davis out the game. So the next inning after Davis gets hit, maybe this is on purpose, maybe it's just a slip. Aronato, the batter for the Cardinals. He definitely, I think he's prepared to get thrown at. He's like, hey, we've hit a couple of their guys, they're gonna hit me. So the first pitch is high and inside. Now it's not incredibly high, it's not incredibly inside, but Aronato isn't a fan, he's gonna bounce over, he's gonna look at the pitcher, kind of nod, look at him, like, okay, all right, all right. Hey, my guy, hey, do it again. Hey, do it again, vamos, let's go. Umps says, hey, calm down, no, fuck that, do it again. Do it again, do it again. He's really, this is like an actor, like an acting coach, like, come on, bring it, bring it. Give me everything you got, give me everything you got. He's furious, absolutely tosses the catcher. Just a bad ass move, just nope, you're over there. You over there. Here's this, I think it's funny because the pitcher didn't hear like half of that. You can see him yelling, nod, do it again, and the pitcher's not even looking. Not even looking, now he's kind of like, oh, what? What are you yelling? What are you yelling? And then the catcher's just gonna get tossed to the side. Now, here's how all the dugouts empties. This is the mats, kind of casual. Here's the bullpen of the mats, a long run in. By them, the bullpen of the Cardinals is hilarious. All the relievers run down the ramp and it's just an absolute log jam at the end. They can't get out, they can't open the door. It's just like a stampede. But meanwhile, Giovano Gallegos is like, I'll just go over the wall, dude. See you guys later. Reverse that. He's on the fence and this guy, who's at the end of the line, looks over. He's like, oh, shit. Oh, where'd he go? Yep, I'm off. See you guys later. Enjoy getting stuck at the door, fixes his hat, readies himself for battle. Now the Cardinals bench, you got Goldy tightening the water bottle before he absolutely slams it to the ground and then he's off to the races. Pretty thoughtful of him to tighten that first. And now this is the main story. You got Peter Lanzo and the first base coach with the Cardinals. This is where all the action happens in the pile. Everything else is just kind of what you'd expect it to be. But you can see the coach wraps him up and he's just wrapping Alonzo up. Everyone else is just kind of doing the thing, pushing, moving. And then you have Genesis Cabrera rip Alonzo's jersey and they just get him out of the pile. Look at this, a two-man wrecking crew just pull Alonzo right out of the pile. Cabrera and the coach, Alonzo stands up and he's still going after him, keeping him on the perimeter. Finally Alonzo's like, who is this? Like who are you? Hey guy, who are you? And he says, who am I? I'm Stubby the third. Grandson of David Ezra Oskar Stubby. Son of Keith Ezra Stubby. Father of Cooper study. I come from Windsor, which is basically just Detroit and I just took you down, man. And Alonzo's like, what? Hey guy, who are you? And Wayno's like, hey Stubby, Stubby, lay off him. Hey Stubby, lay off him. Hey Stubby, lay off him. Now Alonzo's gonna get a lot of like sympathy pats. Like, oh, it's okay buddy, it's okay, we got you buddy. It's all right buddy, we got you. It's okay, and Wayno's gonna, it's okay buddy, we got you, don't worry about it. That was just Stubby, you know? He's just our little guard dog and then he's gonna give some pats back and he says, I'm good, are you guys good? Are you good? Okay, who was that guy again? Would you say his name was Stubby? Some Windsor? These fans, look at this fan. Fumanshoe mustache backwards hat, sunglasses, beard and one, oh yeah, hell yeah, yeah. They got to see exactly what they wanted to do with Aaronado catching his breath. He's like, all right. All right, I'm gonna be back in the game, right? For sure. And they're like, no, it's okay. So it looks like Aaronado and probably that Stubby dude, we kicked them out, so they get ejected. Goldie gets his water, finishes it and Alonzo's walking around and getting back in the field like, what just happened? I was just on the outside and all of a sudden, who was his name? His name was Stubby? Damn, damn, damn, damn. Stubby? Guy named Stubby got me on my polar bear. Guy named Stubby got me? Damn, damn, damn, damn. I got pulled from behind, actually. Genesis Cabrera grabbed me by the back of the collar and then he just ripped down and then the coaches kind of jumped on me and I thought that was kind of cheap, going from behind. I mean, that's, if you wanna hold me back, if you wanna restrain me, go out and be like a man. I just watched a video. He's making sure that that guy didn't come after one of ours, he's holding him back. I don't see an issue with it at all. I watched it several times before coming in here and he's keeping their guy from getting on top of one of ours, so I'm okay with it. I totally understand because I'm a big guy, I'm a big, strong guy and he, obviously the manager wants to have protection for his team and his staff and I totally get it. And for me, like I'm a big, strong guy, they don't know, like my temper, they don't know what I could do. I mean, if I wanted to put someone in the hospital, I easily could, but I was just out there trying to protect my guys. This breakdown was brought to you by Keeps, K-E-E-P-S dot com slash John Boy, 50% off your first order. Keeps offers clinically proven research back treatments to stop hair loss and improve hair growth.