 We're saying Merry Christmas again Last time on the war on Christmas on the humanist report The Republican Party declared victory in the war on Christmas waged by the radical left for decades People are actually saying Merry Christmas. You can say Merry Christmas. Yes. Isn't that so nice? But all of a sudden things were thrown into limbo when a global pandemic Jeopardized all the progress that President Trump had made in stopping the war on Christmas from being waged We're saying Merry Christmas again And Christmas spirit in the country dropped drastically even the first lady started to lose her Christmas spirit Things don't look good So we resume our war on Christmas special where we determine whether or not it is still possible to salvage this beautiful Holy holiday that the left hates so much You know yesterday we left on a pretty negative note where we learned that the war on Christmas that the left is waging this year might actually cancel Christmas permanently Because you know back in 2019 Donald Trump and the Republican Party declared that the war on Christmas was over but this year Well, the left has a new scheme that they're using to cancel Christmas And for those of you who didn't see our video yesterday I will let my friend over at Newsmax TV get you caught up on how the left is waging a war on Christmas this year Okay, guys, they failed at cancelling Thanksgiving. No way on earth. They were trying cancel Christmas not now. No way So The next big holiday is obviously the Christmas New Year's holiday Where people tend to travel want to travel want to be with family, but we just can't do it this year The war on Christmas just got real people It's time to fight for our frankincense if that's not evidence that the left is waging a war on Christmas Then it must speak to the severity of the global pandemic that we're all dealing with No, it speaks to the war on Christmas So basically he's speaking to what we talked about in a clip about Tucker Carlson where in a 13-minute long segment He provided us with numerous examples where the left is trying to cancel Christmas And these examples in question are warnings about traveling during the holidays and celebrating indoors When we are all dealing with a global pandemic. It's not actually about COVID-19. It's all part of a leftist plot to cancel Christmas It's their last hurrah as a way of stopping Christmas from taking place. It's not about COVID-19 This is what Tucker Carlson has found out and as a result since Tucker Carlson Sended the alarm and let conservatives know that the war on Christmas hasn't in fact been one contrary to popular belief Well, conservatives around the country decided to rally around this one cause of saving Christmas So Dennis Prager if Prager you posted a video of a photo of items in their store where they remind you once again That it is okay to say merry Christmas So the fact that we are here again where we have to remind people that you can say merry Christmas It really speaks to how much ground we've lost in this war on Christmas And I say we as a leftist who is in fact waging this war on Christmas But I can see where the conservatives are coming from because I also kind of love Christmas But also being a radical leftist I have to attack Christmas. So I'm conflicted here But of course, you know, we're gonna attack Christmas. The right's gonna fight back Now one thing that they did to fight back is actually declare Christmas Eve a federal holiday According to an executive order signed by President Donald Trump and as Jim Jordan puts it today's left can't cancel everything Merry Christmas Christmas one radical leftists zero So make no mistake about it that is unquestionably a huge blow to the left's war on Christmas But as an ally and also a leftist I'm gonna be a double agent here and let conservatives know that's not really enough You need to do more because the left has gotten a lot more savvy about the ways that they wage war on Christmas because before they just say don't say Merry Christmas. That's too politically correct I mean, you'd hear them saying it all the time. We'd see people get arrested for saying Merry Christmas But now they're getting a lot more insidious in the ways that they undermine Christmas So first of all as Tucker Carlson explained they're using the pandemic to try to cancel Christmas But on top of that they're harnessing the magic and Miracles of the Christmas season to actually elevate their war on Christmas now If you don't really know what I'm talking about and wonder if I'm being hyperbolic I'm not being hyperbolic We're literally talking about magic as our friend from Newsmax will return to tell us about Tis the season of giving and swing states gave a lot to Joe Biden on this magical night Stacks and stacks of ballots with Joe Biden's name on them were found under the election night Christmas tree in the morning Keep in mind that all this happening key swing states where President Trump had previously held massive leads earlier in the night What how was that legal? Actually, it isn't legal a Christmas miracle guys Another miracle is the fact that Joe Biden won despite losing most historic Bellwether counties Trump won 18 of 19 counties that historically predict the winner of presidential elections But don't you worry magic Joe pulled it all off guys seriously How do elections work? But what he's speaking to here is really important because he kind of has The left backed into a corner because on one hand, you know, they they hate Christmas But yet they harnessed the power and magic of Christmas to steal the election away from Donald Trump and give it to Joe Biden So isn't that kind of hypocritical hate Christmas, but yet use the magic of Christmas interesting interesting now the radical left Who absolutely adores Joe Biden? They decided to steal this election away From Donald Trump not because they care about politics, but really what this is all about is Christmas I think I've cracked the code if Joe Biden becomes the president then the radical left gets what they want and They get to permanently undo the progress we've made in saving Christmas Everything that Donald Trump did to stop the war on Christmas can be undone like that By a president Marxist Joe Biden So this can only mean one thing if the radical left literally Harnessed the magic of Christmas to steal this election away from Donald Trump and give it to Joe Biden then of course We know what their agenda is when Joe Biden is sworn in the first thing he's going to do is enact a constitutional amendment banning Christmas forever which means that this is the last Christmas with Donald Trump as president and as a result since he's the one Who saved Christmas? This is our last Christmas as well now in the last war on Christmas video that we posted yesterday I posed a very serious question It was kind of a conundrum because we didn't know what to do We wanted to save Christmas But we didn't want to follow the proper protocols to make sure that we do it safely if we refuse to cancel Christmas But at the same time Refuse to wear masks and follow the proper protocols to ensure that we don't spread this highly contagious deadly virus Then what do we do? We now have an answer to that day old question Maybe we can't save Christmas after all As a leftist, I'm starting to see it. I now know why right-wingers Want to celebrate Christmas as if there wasn't a global pandemic and they don't want to do social distancing And they don't want to wear masks. It's because We all know this is the last Christmas when Joe Biden is president He's gonna end Christmas and if there's no more Christmas is what's the point of living? So knowing this is the last Christmas Christmas enthusiasts are going to celebrate as if there isn't a global pandemic I mean, this isn't about killing grandmother on the lips like we all thought without Christmas America dies So knowing that this is the last time that we'll all be able to celebrate Christmas ever again Rather than drinking the Kool-Aid we'll all gather and we'll cough on each other and make sure that this really is the last Christmas then we go out with a bang and wait That sounds really culty and kind of stupid actually Maybe it's not that big of a deal Maybe it's the case that all of these warnings about traveling and you know practicing social distancing Maybe it's not some sort of nefarious plot by the radical left to cancel Christmas Maybe it's the case that they genuinely care about your well-being and they want you to be here to be able to celebrate Christmases years to come and maybe Joe Biden doesn't actually Want to ban Christmas and maybe Christmas magic isn't actually a thing What if there's not a conspiracy to destroy Christmas and right-wing outlets just use this Sensationalist clickbait story as ratings bait maybe we can have a normal Christmas next year when it might be more safe and Everything might just be okay. Who's with me? Well fuck it at least I tried Merry Holiday everyone Support this podcast by becoming a patron at patreon.com forward slash humanist report