 There is no way in hell we get anything we want because it's going to be an absolute disaster. What's up chief? Girl talk about Duncan. What's wrong with Duncan? He's upset about his scout. We know that. Yeah, I mean this guy and the other. But if he has to ask me one more time, hey, what's my position? What do you guys actually want from me? It seems like you guys are like really split on everything that you guys want to do. You guys communicate this guy and the other. If he has to ask me that one more time, I'm going to absolutely lose my mind. We need to establish like what his job is. I haven't even spoken to him. Advisor, was he also a black man? You haven't even talked to him? Hold on, hold on, Barry, did you just say? He keeps asking this, that, whatever. And then you follow that up with, so we have to establish what his job is. So basically you're saying he's right. Yeah, but he can't say we're divided when neither of us have spoken to him. But he has, but you have it. So actually he's right. He can be that kind of like filter between. I mean, you gave him the position, not me. Yeah, I know, but I didn't expect him to like it. I don't know why I didn't expect it. Seriously, it's Duncan. Yeah, it's understandable. Yeah, I'm going to start directing more people his way. I know he's also got like a multitude of other concerns, which I'm surprised. Really like what? I'm going to say this between you guys. I'm going to say this. Okay, he's like a, he's a back door Ruth supporter under the table. He was pushing cash. Under the table he was there. What? No, no, no. There's no way. What do you mean he's pushing cash under the table? What was that? That was like a metaphor. Oh, you're the one that was prosecuting her. So hello. Maybe that's why you and you and him are on different sides of the board. Wait, hold on, hold on. In what way was he a resporter? He literally told me he didn't think what anything that Ruth did was bad. Does he know everything that Ruth did? Yes. Like everything. Pretty much, yeah. Even the Brian Knight shit. Oh, I never told you. No, no, no. I was part of the situation. Wait. When Slax and myself and I think McNulty spoke to Brian about the situation and Brian said, that's not my statement. Where's my statement? I said, what are you talking about? This is all that's in the report. And Slax said, I don't have any other statement. Oh, no shit. Yeah. And this was like right before all the change happened. Brian is standing in front of us and he's saying, that's not my statement. I supplied a statement to shift one just a day ago. Where is it? Yeah. So Brian Slax said, I'll find out about it. And that was it. Yeah. And then Ruth never showed back up. But the thing is, is Ruth and Aldo had that statement. Brian told me because I didn't even know Brian talked to Aziz. And I didn't know that Brian had talked to Ruth and Aldo about it. They literally threw a statement in the trash. How insane is that? I just don't know where it is. Yeah. Like what the hell? Because think about how crazy this entire situation. I had nine daps. Right. And then the rest, like I had like four or five daps that were about to fall off. Like a few days later, like two or three days after I got the 10 daps. That one additional dap that was given to me was because of the Brian Not thing. And then Ruth was the one pushing real hard for that last dap. So her and Aldo knew and she pulled Aldo in as part of that vote to essentially give herself two votes to try and get me fired. Now this is all said and done, but it makes what happened even more insane. And Slacks was sitting there talking to me about how I was about to make you a senior officer this next week and whatever the hell. He was like, you're going to be our next senior officer this and that. And you know, now I have to deal with this. And I'm like, I literally did not do this. I'm telling you this. And then I was pissed at Brian and Aziz was pissed at Brian. And then while I was suspended, Aziz and Brian spoke. And then I didn't see Brian until like a half a week ago. So two days before you got suspended, McNulty and I knew something was not going well. So we pulled Turner, Flop, Bones and Slacks aside. And we said, you've got to change dap system because you know, not having a dap roll off for 60 days, you're killing people. The little one daps, they should be rolling off sooner. So we proposed the idea hoping they were going to make it retroactive so that Denzel could come back and you wouldn't get suspended. But they didn't. Yeah, holy shit. The minor dap infractions, they're still like 30 days, aren't they? Yes, they are. That's another subject we need to talk about. Then it's done. It'll be 15. I mean, I would just make them all the same. Listen, if somebody is like wearing the wrong hat or something like that, I want to be able to, or if somebody calls me like Chief Johnson when I don't want to be clearly called that, I want to be able to slap that one dap on them. But I don't want them to be held responsible for that for like 30 days, like 60 days. I think you should have like a two-tier punishment system, a two-tiered demerit system. They shouldn't even be called daps. So you have like daps that are 30 days and then you have like some bullshit for the little stuff that has a different set of consequences. But then people won't ever take the smaller thing. What'll make people take it seriously is the punishment. So if it's like, hey, the daps are the serious shit and then this other one is like, okay, well, you got to go do this. Hey, you're doing foot patrol at Senior Buns for a shift. Conan disobeyed chain and command. He's not even hired yet. We had him run two flights of stairs. No, two up all over Buns, so, I don't know. Not really related. I mean, still. And we haven't seen him on duty since. Well, yeah, he's got an interview and a psyche about tomorrow. Oh, shit, okay. Speaking of which, I've kind of briefly spoken to you about this, but I would love for you to teach it at the academy. Okay. So like, what do you want me to teach? What do you want to teach? I mean, honestly, I could teach the whole thing. What do you think you're best with? I could teach, I could teach processing. I could teach, I could teach traffic. I could teach pursuit. Yeah, maybe we just stick to, like, processing and... Well, I teach pursuit on the other end. How about how not to eject from your car? No, I can't teach that one. Ah, true. Okay. Negotiation, I could teach. Let me think. What else? Firearms. Firearms. How not to shoot someone in the head? Scene control. Oh, no, I can't teach that either. Okay. Another situation that we're going to have is, apparently the mayor is going to be trying to dap Matt Rhodes. Okay. This is, I'm not going to lie to you. I have nothing to do but laugh at this. I want you guys to open up Twitter and search up a Rhodes name and look at what he retweeted, and that is the basis upon which the mayor wants to dap him. Hide in your big tower and... Aruge whether... Does Lang Buddha know how to spell? I don't know. Aruge whether it should be called months or minutes, you useless prick. I mean, minutes does make more sense because there's, like, new folks to the city who, like, you know... No, Cornwood, if you feel new to the city, something is very wrong. No, I... If this is the first city that you've ever lived in, you've ever lived in, I'm sorry, something is... I know y'all would, y'all would never believe this, but it was my... No. Yep, yeah, I know. Well, you know, it was just the experience that I had coming in. It was just one of them things where... You're telling me this is because of you. Uh-huh. Or no, wait, what? No, that's not because of me. I mean, look... Yeah, he wants to give him, like, three dabs or something, apparently. He hasn't spoken to me about it, but Rhodes did, though. Oh, which brings me to this. One way or another, whether it's before, it'll probably just be with this next term, but I think we need to kind of reevaluate the PDLAs on a roll. There's certain ways that you can go about it, and I don't think Hanagota's going about it is necessarily wrong, but I think, especially if Max is going to be in office again, we need somebody else. And I can think of no better person than Rhodes. Would he be... No. He wouldn't be a white... No, no, no way in the hell. Tell him about this already, and he said that he would do it. Wait, look, Matt Rhodes... Look, I love Matt Rhodes. Don't get me wrong. Matt Rhodes is the only person in this department who's a higher rank than me, you know, whenever I was around years ago, okay? He was under sheriff whenever I was senior captain. But uh... Look, you're going to put two of the pettiest sons of bitches in the whole damn city in the same room together, handling the most important decisions that matter. It's going to be a disaster. One thing I know about Rhodes is that it doesn't matter who he's put in front of, he's going to speak his mind, he's going to speak the truth. Oh, God, the mayor's calling me. Hey, Mr. Mayor. Dude, it would be so funny, dude. I don't think so. Okay, so Pat Downing... Yeah? Wait, where's Pat Downing been? He'd have to become a full officer first. He's still a cadet. You know, I FTO'd Pat Downing years ago. Okay. He was far and away the worst cadet I ever had. Oh, that's not good. Yeah, he's a great guy, though. Oh, yeah, I wasn't around when Jimbo got here, but Jimbo probably would have been worse than Pat. Oh. Yeah, I think... I mean, thank God I never FTO'd Joey Parmesan, because that would have been real bad. Joey, why does that name sound familiar? He was the one that started crying during academy and then never showed up again after he got fired as a joke. That was a long time ago. No, I think Joey Parmesan was the greatest disaster known to mankind. I'm trying to think here. In a world where Matt Rhodes is our PD liaison, two things are going to happen that's guaranteed. One, no, three things are guaranteed. One, Rhodes is going to speak his mind, probably as much as anybody else, if not more than anybody else. It is going to be... It's probably going to be fireworks and that meeting every week. Two, and three, there is no way in hell we get anything we want, because it's going to be an absolute disaster between Rhodes and Marathon Red. It's going to be bad. So, I think it sounds great, but we have to be ready to live with the consequences. I'm going to be honest. Fucking hate the city council. Wait, what's wrong? There's one thing, when they made this f***ing amendment to the... I've been thinking about this for a few days. One of five in an activity with another black... When they made this amendment to the police continuity plan, reading it from commissioner to chief of police, the one line that which we would have control over the PD and not the f***ing mayor, he just left it at commissioner and nobody said a word about it. He changed it. Wait, how did he change it? They changed it like two days before it happened. To be fair, I don't really blame him because... How? How we can start getting upset at people for what they... for their thoughts and opinions? They don't match up with yours. Yeah, and how the f*** is it like? I mean, you got to think about it this way though. Think about how just... It was a... It was bad before. I'd argue it's still the same. No. You think PD right now is still the same? No, I don't think PD is the same with the predicament that we're in with just this massive... You know, I'm gonna give him a shot. I don't know. Look, I just think... I just think that's like legal mumbo jumbo. I don't... I really don't think that he is acting in such a way to pull some bullsh** on us. Wait, wait, hold on. Barak, I need you to say just hello. Hello? Oh my gosh! I fixed it! Holy s**t. If I read the legislation right, at any point it could be a commissioner. Yeah, I mean, I think there someday probably will be a commissioner. I mean, I just think it's like a fail-safe sort of thing because he doesn't know how good you or Barak or anybody else is gonna be right off the rip. You know what I mean? Because he don't know any of us that well. The issue is like... I don't even care if it's me, but the issue is not somebody on the outside having full control. And that was the only reason I was in agreement with it because I knew that whoever was chosen, no matter who that would be, would have that control. And nobody else from the outside would just be able to just walk in and based on their own like unfiltered opinion. So what you're saying is you're worried about... Yeah, because he could fire whoever the f**k he wants. Whoa, are you talking about when a new mayor comes in? No, you know what? I'm gonna dap him and then... I'm just telling him what he wants. I'm gonna dap him and then I'll just take him when he's out of office. Wait, what? Wait, huh? Wait, you're gonna dap? I'll just dap roads to do what he wants and just play this f**king stupid little game and then... Well, just change the dapses and worry dap him. Yeah. Then give him three baby daps. Aw. Yeah, I'm gonna dap him and then when it's over, I'll just get rid of him. Wait, you'll get rid... Wait, you'll get rid of roads? No, the daps. He said him, not them. Get rid of him. Oh. Get rid of him. And who? Not him. Sorry. I mean, if we don't keep him around high, people are just not gonna come on duty. Yeah, no, I mean, I agree with that. Are you all really that worried about the mayor causing long-term problems? No, one person should have absolute power. No, I mean, I agree with that. But like, I think it's less absolute power and more so, hey, I'm gonna step in if there's some bullshit that happens. But it's not bullshit. It's literally a f**king tweet. No, I'm talking about the legislation. I'm not talking about the tweet. I think the tweet s**t is dumb. What are you talking about with the legislation? Wait, is that one more time? Now to the black baller. There's a power turn act to commissioner. Also, based on how the legislation is... Once he's out of office, it's no longer like that whole thing is invalid. Yeah.