 Welcome to Rehash! All internet, we're all news, and it's old news. We bring you the best and worst of what's happening today! Hi everybody, I'm Babeloo, and welcome to Rehash, where the internet isn't quite as scary. Thank you so much to Babeloo for providing today's Rehash introduction. If you guys would be cool like Babeloo, make sure to open the description where you guys can submit a Rehash introduction where we'll talk about your guys' YouTube channel. Just remember, open it gently. Don't rip it out. I don't care what this guy says. Just left click it. So we got a couple of newsy topics we wanted to discuss with you, the Freedom Family, starting with, I guess, me. So today I wanted to talk to the Freedom Family, that's you, about a man who from, can you guess where? Florida? Unfortunately. A man from Florida who is currently getting in some trouble due to some stuff, he did it to some ducks. We'll get into that a little bit later. And you wanted to talk about? I wanted to talk to the Freedom Family and you about how China lifted the ban on gaming consoles after 15 years, but we'll get into that shortly. There's a button. I don't like buttons. There's a button. There's a button. I mean, I do, like, never mind. Okay. And then I wanted to talk to the Freedom Family about a Louisiana news station who is doing one of those, like, crime watcher, crime stopper type things, but this one's a little bit different. And of course, there's one story that we're not going to talk about today, and that's about how a gunshot victim was dropped off at a Florida Walmart instead of the... In Florida. ...instead of the emergency room. Yes, it is. But we're not going to be talking about that one. So let's go. Jason Falbo is currently in trouble for taking his lawnmower and running over some little baby duckies. Wow. I mean, that's horrible. That's real big. That is horrible. He's facing one year in jail for doing this, and I don't know. I personally think that there is a special place in whatever afterlife you do or do not believe in that's designated for these kind of people. My life's at this. Yeah. So that's what you would give them? You would give them a life sentence? Exactly. My question to you, the Freedom Family, is if you could give this guy a sentence of any sort, what would you punish this guy with? And of course, we're speaking hypothetically, but, you know, I'm curious. What punishment is it that you believe fits a crime like this? Yeah. All right. And then I want to talk about... So I want to talk to the Freedom Family and you about how China has lifted a ban on gaming consoles after 15 years. Now, that's good news. Like, I'm glad that they're finally getting with the times. Yeah. You guys can go to China. You guys can pick up a PS4 or Xbox One or whatever gaming console that you guys prefer on that day. However... Oh, no. There's a but. I knew there was a but. There's a however. So China is notorious for censorship. So if you guys want to, you guys can go pick up a gaming console, but due to censorship, almost every game that all of us are very keen on playing, be it Grand Theft Auto, Mario, Call of Duty, Battlefield... What about Minecraft? All of it. It's all bad. Yeah, literally. Like, every game that you guys... Wait a minute. That's kind of like selling someone a car and not letting them drive it. Yeah. Like, not getting them the keys. Exactly. Yeah. I don't understand what's up with that. So you guys can pick up an Xbox One or a PS4, but there's like two or three games that you can play and there's really no word on whether or not they will be developing titles specifically for those consoles. Actually, I think that that might be kind of cool if there were like a division of like Microsoft China or like Sony, you know, Sony producing titles just for China. Right. Though I don't think that their government would let everything through. It would be nice to see, you know, that they actually had a reason to purchase these consoles. And due to new leadership, the censorship is going to get even more notorious, meaning that there's going to be even fewer titles available for those consoles. So you can pick up the consoles, but there's like no games. You can just steer at them. Too long, didn't watch. Don't be, don't plan on moving to China and playing South Park The Stick of Truth anytime soon. Ever. Ever. All right. I mean, I did have another news to type whatever for you, the Freedom Family. Today, I wanted to talk to you, the Freedom Family. And of course, you too, Zach or Jack or whatever your name is. And so I'm not sure if this is something that happens outside the states, but in the states, you'll see something. Usually it's called like crime watch, crime stoppers, something along those lines. Well, that's what this is. It's a video where one gentleman is addressing the camera and he's talking about, you know, a crime that recently happened and whatnot. Unfortunately, it seems like the criminal in question robbed the wrong place. He robbed like a cop hangout. Okay. So this gets real personal real quick. The officer in question. And if you want to see the full video linked down there in the description, the officer that it's filming this video is, he gets really personal really quick. Like he starts saying, you know, it's only a matter of time before you get caught. And there's also a moment where I want to see if you hear the same thing I hear. So let's go ahead and roll that clip. He looks to be around six foot tall and thin. Watch how he walks with sort of a lanky gate. Okay. So I'm not sure if that sunk yet. Let's roll that clip a couple more times. Watch how he walks with sort of a lanky gate. A lanky gate. A lanky gate. So Zach, did you hear what I hear? Yeah, I heard lanky gate. That's what I heard. Yeah. So, and the reason that I think that is because like I said, this gets really personal really quick. If you're the man that committed this felony, look at me son. I'm talking to you. And I do suggest that you check it out. Link in the description. Right now that video is sitting at about 75,000 views. Jesus Christ. Plus whatever was seen on TV. So the officer's guess that it was reach 100,000 people. It almost has. Almost. Just online. Not including the television run. Also there was a bit where just as he was talking about what he was going to do afterwards. Like he starts talking about, you know, I'm going to have me a cheeseburger with french fries. Yeah. With a coke. Just as he's saying this, a Coca-Cola van drives up right behind him. So it actually makes me wonder in today's YouTube space whether this is a very clever ad for Coca-Cola. Like a hoax or something. Yeah. Like, or a sponsored video. Right. Of course it is from a reputable news station so I doubt that that's the case. But the timing of it just could not be better. Right. All right. That pretty much wraps up all the stories. Yeah. So we get to talk about it. Actually, I wanted to say there is one story that we're not talking about. Link in the description if you want to check that out. It's about some guy who got shot and ended up in a Walmart instead of an emergency room. But it's horrible to read that out. And because it happened in Florida, that was just way too much Florida for one video. So, yeah. And then. You didn't talk about it? That one thing, yeah. The comments. Yeah, that thing. Comment number one comes from IcedClan, I believe I'm saying that right, says, Q, anyone else notice the thumbnail? PMSL. Not sure what that means. I know what PMS means. Yeah. Like, I mean, I've been a married man. Looks like Ronald McDonald is kicking that guy in the peep. Maybe he is. I'll be honest. I made that thumbnail and I did not notice that little thing. Right. Until a few hours after it was alive and I was like, ah! I'm like, well, maybe nobody'll notice. I liked it. Thanks for calling me on that. And then comment number two comes from J.O. Chris. J.O. Chris, he says monkeys. Monkeys. Yeah. Just monkeys. Monkeys. Exactly. Monkeys. Monkeys. Monkeys. Comment number three comes from G. Gaming. Not just G. Gaming, but G. Gaming with an exclamation point. He says, can I ask you a question? Yes, you can and you just did. All right. No, no, no. Of course. I'm kidding. He follows that up by saying, you have an MSI. Does it have Bluetooth problems as mine has a lot? Now I'll be honest. I've actually never used the Bluetooth online. And even if I wouldn't even know how to, where the settings are, I've never really needed that feature. Exactly. And also, people do ask quite a lot whether we're sponsored by MSI. The answer is no. But MSI, I mean, you know, could always use an upgrade. Yeah. You have MSI? Yeah. Did you just wink at the camera? At MSI. Oh, you winked at MSI? Yeah. Through the camera. Exactly. Through the camera, through the video, and then watching on the molecular level of the protons and neutrons and photons. And it all combined with a wink. And that's how I change the world. Comment number four comes from AlfieCraft. He says, banana. Now if we want, we want, we want. You guys can see comment number two says monkey. And this says banana. So somehow they're affiliated. Maybe these guys are collaborating together. I don't know. What do monkeys and bananas have in common? Monkeys love bananas. And bananas love. They're both carbon-based life forms. Are they? This is a conspiracy. Confirmed. Not even going to say what, but it's confirmed. So that wraps up the comments section. Yeah, now we can do these. We get to do the stuffy talk. I don't know. Let us know in the comment section down below. We need more questions. We need more random words. We need more everything. So in the comment section down below if you have questions about the partnership. The news stories. Me personally. If you want to know when the last time I brushed my teeth was. Or the last time that I, you know, did anything. This morning. Or him. Let us know in the comment section down below. So now we can talk about the partner. Let's go. Yeah. Thank you so much to Babalu for providing today's rehab introduction. Now I have to stop you right now. Okay, go ahead. His name is just fun to say. Babalu. It's fun to say properly. It's fun to say improperly. Like I could just go on forever. But, Fabalu? Bam bam bam. Babaloo? Bam bam… I like this name. Sorry. This is not for my thing. I love his name, too. Babalu, thank you for providing today's rehab introduction. I really don't have a lot of kinds about the Guides Youtube channel. However, something that he does do is he isn't camera shy. And he does, let's plays. Now recently, he did a Q&A. Now in the Q&A he did a camera. Yeah, he was actually talking to the camera and what not. But he has an amazing gaming setup. Like he has posters on the wall. as like gaming props off in the distance, the camera's high quality, so why don't you use that camera set and record your let's plays? So nonetheless with Babaloo, I do love your username, you know, when you're doing these let's plays, try to take off the bars off the side, make it full 1280x720 or 1920x1080 and do the little face camera that's on the left. Now, here's the thing, the set that he's using might not be in the same physical space as... Ah, okay, right. Maybe that's not possible, but I do want to say this, the guy's got stage presence, I really feel like he's the kind of person who could carry himself if he were to do like face camera or something like that. Or even like a gaming news show or something along those lines. I really feel that he's, you know, he's got this kind of figured out as far as, you know, where it plays his hands, what to do with his body while he speaks. Right, and he's still a very early YouTuber, I mean, so this is something that he can develop as he goes on. Also, there is another thing that I noticed that I like and I would like to see more of in a different way. So, he uses what I call stingers. In the beginning of his video, he'll come on and he'll say, you know, today we're going to be playing Batman Arkham Asylum or something along those lines. And then he rolls an intro. Now, I'm personally not a big fan of intros. We actually do one here at ReHash, but it's a partner introducing us. It's different every single time and, you know, so I don't think it hurts our retention too much. However, what I do like is before he rolls that, he, you know, comes on and he says, you know, hey, look, this is what we're going to be doing. I would personally like to see that stinger be a little bit more unique every game. So for instance, Batman Arkham Asylum, instead of coming on and saying today we're playing Batman and then cut to that, come on and say, you know, today we're playing Batman Arkham Asylum. In today's episode, I shoot the Joker in the face, or maybe not, you know, or, you know, today I am playing Minecraft and we figure out why it's bad to punch zombies in the face. And this can always be actually recorded after you've been you recorded. So you can actually tease an important moment in the video. And people, you know, will learn to, OK, well, I got to stop. I got to wait for that moment. Or that's what this video is going to be about. That's what's going to happen in this video. And I really feel that that's going to help you out a lot. Other than that, I don't really have much else to say because you pretty much have your ducks in a row. A couple other other tiny things, a lot of, a lot of times I'm noticing you'll feature an entire body in your thumbnail. But when it shrunk down to its smallest size, you can't really make it out. You can't really make out who it is. Try to not necessarily feature people's entire torsos. Go for faces. No joke, you will notice a difference in your click through rate and your retention time, just if people can see at the smallest size who it is or what it is that video is about. All right, is that pretty much everything? A big song. All right, well, I guess it's time to say goodbye. And till next time. Till next time, don't forget to like, subscribe, and do all those things that make us love our jobs. Also, be awesome to yourself and amazing to each other. See you guys later. Bye, Freedom Family. So I wonder if anybody's going to notice that we were messing with the pillows the entire episode. We're going to identify you, arrest you, and put you in a small cell. I doubt maybe. There was a comment earlier about how the pillow was tilted that way.