Lyrics - This here's a jam for Bobby and Leah
If you don't dig it, well I'll see ya
We're here to celebrate their wedding day
And maybe we will see if Nick can get laid
Okay Leah it's you and the three-ah
A little luck is just what you need-ah
All are lookin' good, no doubt that's legit
Now take a look at Leah, she should date Brad Pitt
Next there's Bobby, he's a little slobby
Might pass out tonight in the lobby
Food comes on, Bobby eats, no doubt
But later on he'll have to take a bath in Shout
He starts drinkin', a couple hours later
Let's hope he doesn't overdose on Jaeger
This couple met at Madison, the best college yet
You know it doesn't suck 'cause it isn't Marquette
He's on a mission, yeah he's wishin'
Leah would let him back into the kitchen
Looking for more than six shreds of cheese
Maybe she will let him if he says please
Some frustration first inclination
Go to the computer and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a light of hope
They get into bed later, but Leah says, "nope"
New house is nice, yeah that's right
Works on that freaking thing all night
Redoing the floor, should he give it a go?
He takes one look and he says heck no!
Dressed in black shoes, lookin' for an
Excuse to spend a lot of time just staring at a menu
He orders some food without a second to lose
And then thinks man I forgot the booze
Now in Fresno, they say "hello"
To all of these crazy folks driving too slow
Every day Leah helps people lose weight
Bobby's lazy working so he master-OH!
Leah's fakin', goodness sakin'
She wants a man that eats less bacon
You got your house and you got your car
Now you got your woman, and there you are
This crew is crazy, goes without saying
Everyone is straight up, dang, just amazing
Who the heck knows what will happen tonight
Maybe Big Bobby K will get in a fight
On the dance floor yes you are sure
To see drinks filled full with liquor
C'mon do a shot, yeah, 80 proof
Now don't just stand there bust a move
My best friend Bobby hangs with Robbie
Never could you make the case he's snobby
Known this great guy my whole dang life
Glad to see he married an amazing wife
Wishin' you the best, no, nothing less
Surely Bobby will put Leah to the test
You'll argue a bit, oh yeah that's for sure
I know it is the case your love will endure
So is he done yet, is this the end?
To all you of you marrieds, hey, look at the trend
Is something gonna happen tonight he'll regret?
He'll wake up in the morning named Bobby Gillett
Reception's jumpin' bass is pumpin'
Looks at Leah, his heart is thumpin'
He smiles and he gives a kiss to his new wife
I'm happy for you guys now go enjoy life