 Get some help last game. Let's not talk about it. I'm serious I don't ever want to speak of that ever again. It kept me up last night. Hey, I I could not sleep I envision the bulge rolling around the rim chewing two seconds off the clock after Kevin fraud Chase a ring. I need Steph Curry to bail me out go to the Brooklyn Nets sit on Twitter all day bomb Aster and literally sold harder than I've ever seen a man so I don't want to talk about it Kevin Durant will never make it you suck. I don't care if I get a wheel spin that says invincible Kevin Durant That's not a wheel spin, but if it existed I would rather take the Filipino Dwayne Wade and sub him in before I get Kevin Are we clear frustration is an understatement, but you know what and I mean this seriously We need to dig ourselves out right now like there is no time to mess around. I have to right now get it Went I'm not dropping to oh and three. Here's a cheat sheet. I literally can't get a handsome essay anymore And I won't be banging your mom until the series is over. It's only two weeks from now though So it's really not that big a deal get ready to welcome and a new sibling to your family. She's fine. Just kidding. I work on them I'm a good guy. I Technically can still be safe if I go 10 and 0 but with the way things are looking I underestimated how bad having amethyst point guards Shooting guard small fords is last season. I had like a dark matter point guard like right out the jump It was John Moran. I had him so quick So I wasn't thinking about anything else, but dude having Chris Paul up there guarding people or Luca d'Ocho's guarding people It's so bad I have to get a point guard or shooting guard this episode and unfortunately I lost Jessers Bulbul from last one But I think I'll be all right with that. I still have Ewing who's gonna be coming off the bench I know that Ewing should be a starter. I just don't want to start the Ewing cuz I had him less It's just a personal so boys positive attitudes. I gotta get out of this slope I need to get out of the slope right now and I need a point guard slash shooting are not to a jackpot Jackpot this team better have a dark matter point guard All right, so any single player and I personally want a point guard or a shooting guard preferably someone who can shoot a lot of threes from the Kings the Sacramento Kings I deer and Fox. Is there a deer and Fox? Oh white chocolate There's a dark matter possessed white chocolate. I would truly be racist if I did white there is deer and Fox too I gotta go deer and Fox. I love white chocolate, but my team is actually too white right now I don't want someone to stumble upon my channel and be like yo is this guy like only using white dudes or what's going on here? I love deer and Fox. You know I actually played a game of 2k against deer and Fox one So it's actually pretty cool a sack town. They put sack town in the busy King sack town That's why I take your mother every single night try to take your sister your daughter your goldfish your dog I take your dog to sack town. Why you have to be mad. I didn't even mention my bed wagon a long time ago I bought a Chinese fake shitty honest Jersey and then the real deal. This is the real deal I just wanted to see like in-hand difference in the Chinese one is so unbelievably bad. It's embarrassing. It looks like a self-extrusive The Aaron Fox at our starting point got I love to see that we got some diversity on the squad now And I mean like a player that I haven't had before I didn't mean diversity like race. I oh god I just can't stop. I'm just I'm getting in trouble Okay, dear Fox. Look at that. She Jason Tatum Dirtnevitz. You should kill an eel and Kevin Durant is in never He's never coming out. You can't play on my server anymore Kevin Durant You're uninvited from the jack officer. What the fuck somehow some way. I'm a wilderness team to a W We're all in two. It's so embarrassing. Here's my challenge. I cannot forget about the challenge. You'll honestly it kind of clutch this up It's why we got Patrick Huey We did not get it last episode because I just fumbled the bag to be totally honest with you And it's gonna be 30 points with our newest player. That's dear Fox I honestly usually don't score that many points with my point guards or my shooting guards My points always feed through my centers, but dear Fox's studies in dark matter I can definitely get 30 points with it. So you new boys dear Fox. Dirk Davis. That's a weird starting lineup And you know what that's not a total God squad by any means not by any means and we have a powerful mismatch Dirk is gonna have a great game against Zion in there. I love to see that. All right, Shaq. Let's get up Let's get it. Let's go. Let's start boys. I don't really want to get in trouble shooting Just like an absurd amount of threes But we will start We love that we love a start like that Wow, I can't believe that was in a green Shaq misses and we get Kyrie Irving jumping and we're just gonna Deer is a stud. I love this. Oh shit. My be my be my be good. Looks dear. Oh, we'll go for three again. Oh I thought we had that for sure dear and Fox against computer Kyrie. I kind of like that actually Dang it. I'm not trying to pull up. I just oh my god I'm running out of clock here. Uh-oh. I'll just get it in a jerk Who's got a mismatch trying too hard to score a deer and Fox because we want to win That's the most important thing. Yikes not Zion putting me in a box Nice job, Dirk For Shaq, that's an easy bucket 30 points is basically what eight points a quarter seven and a half points a quarter I'm fine with that Let's go. Let's get a tough one. Let's get a tough one dear and Fox Scala Breeding Goat hits a three Good defense. Surprise motherfucker. No, we did not just play that perfect defense amethyst, bro All right, I'll let Ewing take that 16 to 17. Looks like we got another what's gonna be a close game on Ranz Please cut you the hoop. No, no, you did it Great on ball great on ball from Scala. Nope. There's a great on ball for about 10 seconds. That's it Kyrie right we just got to play our hearts out, baby and get this W. Oh My god. Oh You didn't just miss a fucking layup Dirk. Oh, I'm so pressed right now The year has got seven points We need about eight more to be exactly at half for this quarter on pace at least for our challenge. Oh Did not mean to kind of a late close out. He drills it. Oh That was super glitchy. We just got to find a way to straighten together some defense, man Wait a second. It's just kind of a clamp. Oh Going straight at him. Let's go cannot let this game get out of reach. I have to keep this That was an ugly shot We got a little cheesy one right there. I don't mind it 13 points for deer and Fox on our way And a charge pretty much a mismatch on Dirk no matter what it seems. Oh Can we can we get the end one going got LeBron James on Dirk? I love that That is fine. That is a fine shot by me, sir. Let's close this gap down seven point game right now. Let's make it five Yeah, yeah, sure. I say it's obvious you can guard Dirk Fine you can guard Dirk you can cart badger viewing that next rally billon clade somson I don't know about that. That's mismatch central, but Dirk's in there. Oh, he's not Dirk is not in there. Yes, the exact I want Close that gap maybe 33 37. Look at this Kyrie's getting torched I do not like this. Yeah, that's gonna happen every time deer and fox is not in the game Sketchy pass. Oh, it's a It's a ruby LeBron. Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna have a tough time garden dirt. He's got his pitch match I've got my mismatch Oh Dirk just got his ankles broke Yeah, you got to shoot it man. He broke my ankles. Ah, he bricked doesn't count for much Oh my god, he steps up in the passing lane Horrible shot It's a perfect mismatch got Dirk to switch on to Isaiah Thomas on the pick and roll What a quarter let's go and a clamp to end it off It is now a two point ball game gotta do more of that boys. I gotta get my win here I'm gonna pull Dirk until deer and fox needs a sub. Oh, shit. Are you kidding? Let's go all the way deer and Gassed Oh, shit Zion with a three. Oh, yes clay Thompson could board shack. Yes. He can that makes a ton of fucking sense I don't know Zion. I don't know if you got this in you. Oh, what a good switch on He just he just played that perfectly honestly and wow just jumps out to six straight points to start this quarter Oh Who's shocked deer and fox are the nasty dunk The air and I need you buddy. I'm tired of suffering I'm tired of suffering Hit one Good D. Oh, that's an air ball. Great D by the misogyny. I don't know. Let's give me a tough one to come back in. No lie Shack with a big dunk. Okay. Okay. Shack Oh, I'm gonna throw something dude I'm really close to just absolutely throwing something Yikes, man. That is really frustrating De'Aaron Bricks Jason Tatum Brick Zion contested that is an air ball. It should be a point anyway Because it is Isaiah Thomas on Dirk 4551. I'm trying so hard. This guy's not even that good I need players bro. I gotta lock in this dark matter deer and fox can't tell what he's looking for here screen great defense Great defense Let's go. Let's run it boys. Let's make him uncomfortable. Let's make him Shits for the boys. You think you're getting through Dirk? Nope Yeah, nice the other way to get through Dirk is with that lucky ass board right there Yup. Yup run that court, baby. De'Aaron Fox got mugged. Oh, that's the end of the third 51 51 I start with the ball. Come on Scalabrini on Kyrie and he's got two free throws coming up. We're finally going to take the lead This might be the first time the entire game that we've taken the lead been fighting and fighting and fighting for scalabrini To just drill two free throws luka on luka. Although his it's a little better De'Aaron Fox what a study's got 22 points. We got to get that 30 dude if we get 30 with De'Aaron and the win Holy shit, I will be so ecstatic. Kyrie trying to do De'Aaron up De'Aaron Got him jumping God, he's going so hard and the team is clamping right now. That's a horrible shot. That's a horrible shot Yup. Oh my god. That was a shooting bounce. I thought Jason Tatum was just gonna body him for a for a layup But you know what this works too the amethyst came out big Goody. Oh, okay. We'll take yeah earn it Okay, he's got one Ball don't lie Let's get it Dirk from deep contested. Oh Jason Tatum wide open. That's why we pulled Kevin Durant another one. We got to get De'Aaron Fox six more points He's choking. He's choking like I choked last game. This is karma, baby. What's his idea, huh? What's his idea? Whoa, we got Shaq actually just dribbled out of bounds I keep moving that whole time and Shaq's out there doing that. That's great defense I'm fine with that defense 100% Over the back. Oh loose ball fall on his you and thank god One more one more That is a dagger. Let's go take your two take your two. That's fine Oh 26 with De'Aaron get it up to De'Aaron. Let them follow him. I don't know if I'm gonna get a shot off here Oh, I got a three off. I got a three off. That's a clean shot Oh De'Aaron De'Aaron playing good defense With a dub a dark matter point guard. 26 points, bro. He's so close. Oh, I always had a challenge wheel two We had 26 on De'Aaron Fox who shot all right to be honest two for six three is not great Kevin Durant get shit on Jason Tatum is your father Jason Tatum played so good He's shot 100% didn't he two for two field goals two for two from three two for two free throws What I gotta do is find a way to get like a pink diamond or galaxy opal or dark matter Jason Tatum. I assume they have at least one of those one and two I officially will not have to make a public apology to EA. A lot of stuff is still on the table I'll show you this cheat sheet right now. Really. I'm just so happy to get over that first hump, dude We were to slump De'Aaron Fox. I had nowhere played amazing Jason Tatum out of nowhere played amazing. All right boys That is it for today's episode. Thank you for watching as always. I will see you tomorrow for episode number four peace out