 Hey everyone, welcome back to Snestrunk Plays Final Fights, and where you have another bonus level here, except this one I totally suck at. It's not as fun as beating up a car with your bare hands. And this one, you get your ass kicked by panes of glass, I guess. Yeah, I don't really care for this bonus stage. And yeah, no bonus for you. Oh well. Anyway, as you can see, as we'll see right here, Cody has zero lives, so that means it's time to head to a continue and switch guys because it's pointless to keep going when we're just going to die anyway. Now it's time to say goodnight, goodnight, sleep tight. Now I'll save him. And yeah, we might as well switch to Haggar, I guess. Should I switch to Haggar? Yeah, what the hell, who cares? I'm not as good with Haggar because he's not very fast. Like he kind of lumbers along. It's got nice pants though, so it's Haggar slacks. By the way, I do need to say, one more note about the backstory of this game I find amusing is that Mike Haggar here is a free guy already. Mike Haggar is a former street fighter, according to the game's story or whatever, something compels him to get into politics, not only to get into politics, but to get elected mayor. It's like, you know the kind of shit you gotta pull to be a freaking mayor? You can't just like punch and kick your way to being a mayor, you know what I mean? This is an odd career choice. Let me try and pull off the, oh fuck you. See, he's not fast enough to counter punch these guys like Cody is. I'm trying to do the super flying pile driver, but these guys keep fucking me up. There we go, see that's what he does, you grab him, headbutt him in the chest. There we go, he's a little obscured by the one way sign there, but that's okay. And his punches sound different, which is always cool. Oh, I'm an idiot, what was I doing? I knew that was gonna fall and I still fucking walked underneath it like a moron. Ooh, wow, good thing that's there, good thing the chandelier barbecue is there, I don't know about you, but I always keep extra snacks and stuff and light fixtures. Anyway, like the Star Fox let's play, I tried to take a look at the, whoa, take that. Like the Star Fox playthrough, I tried to look at the instruction book for this game to see if there's any, you know, any useful information. There's not, there is jack shit in the final fight instruction book, nothing at all. Like it's one of those like really like instruction books for complete morons, it's like, excuse me, it's like on the start screen where it says press start, press the start button on your controller, it's like one of those kind of things. Boy I'm really not doing too well here am I, Jesus. God, see this is why Haggar sucks, but I'm still gonna try and, this is the last stage of the game, so this could potentially be the finale of this let's play. And so we're in some kind of fancy condominium I think, we take the elevator up to, yeah this is like the roof of this building, it's a penthouse, we get bowled over by big fat guys. See he's just not as smooth, not as fast to flip between the two guys, so it doesn't matter now because I killed him, but like that. See that's the advantage of Haggar obviously, is that you can get rid of these fricking annoying punks in like a couple hits, three hits or so, yeah, I just need to knock him down one more time and he's fucked, goodbye. Pretty posh place this, I think the final villain's name is, final boss's name is Belger, Belger, Belzer, Richard Belzer, I don't know. Pretty big ass pool there, God, I am getting destroyed, this sucks. I don't like Haggar, I just don't. I like Cody a lot more, this is a mistake. Take that, and Dore, boy that pool just keeps going back there doesn't it, and there's nobody in it, what a waste, there we go, there we go, just keep doing German suplexes to him, whoa look out, don't tell me I'm dead, fuck. I'm getting, Haggar sucks in this game, not gonna lie, maybe, no it's, why am I blaming the game, it's obviously me that sucks, I'm just not used to playing as Haggar, but he's just so dang slow, like it's so, like his punches, there's so many gaps, like yeah he's stronger, but Jesus, like he's so vulnerable, oh you know what, let's have another pool in the background, one of them's not enough, we need two ginormous pools, maybe those are like parking lots, so you don't see the water moving, it looks pretty flat, looks like it could be pavement, now let's put parking lots on the top of my penthouse building, well I suplex these guys into their own Molotov cocktails, uh oh, here we go, I regret nothing as I walk into my own fire, I was gonna say maybe this is like the Flintstones where it's just the repeating background over and over, but now it looks like we're at the front door of his palatial estate here, now I think behind these, I don't remember where they are exactly, but behind these pillars, I'll see if I can get them as soon as I clear these guys out, there's power-ups sometimes, not power-ups but like items that get you points, which of course get you extra lives, it doesn't look like, no there's nothing underneath that one, I don't think anyway, they're hard to detect, oh here's another chandelier, don't die, thank you, hey gold bars and a free guy, thank you, I'll be needing that, yeah these guys and the M2P and J are the biggest pain in the ass when you're haggard because they're so quick and you're so freaking slow, yeah but haggard can do that, even if that guy just totally no-sold my pile driver, like he's the undertaker or something, curry, this didn't look like curry, looked like a freaking hubcap, oh yeah, flying pile driver, see that's the appeal of haggard, flying pile driver landing on somebody else, but thing is is that, look at that, he just totally punched the knife out of my hand, like that would never happen if it were Cody, fuck you, trying to see it, what are those paintings on the hallway back there, boy I'm not paying attention to what I'm doing and I'm looking at the backgrounds here, kind of an odd choice for wallpaper there too, I'm assuming those are, that's gold trim and stuff like that, here we've got the, oh here we go, we've got the samurai sword that should help thing, that should, and two of them, that'd be sweet if you could wield two of them at the same time, like Katana, second level boss, that'd be awesome, alright this should speed things up, yeah this is probably gonna be another long episode here, probably over 15 minutes, because we're still a ways away from the final boss, oh I see you have a samurai sword, I'm gonna try and fight you anyway, I'm just gonna just kind of lumber towards you, awkwardly, whoa look out, didn't even see that, wasn't paying attention, see I should stop blaming haggard for my troubles, when it's really me, I'm really, my voice is starting to go because I'm talking so much, I don't usually talk this much, so I'm just gonna not talk for a while now, I'm just kidding that would be a terrible let's play if I just sat here, I'm gonna be creepy if somebody did a let's play and they only talked like once every five minutes, it'd be like startling, like whoa there's somebody there, I don't know maybe it's just me, let's take a look at the, since this guy is boring me, let's, is there any other info here on the, the Super Nintendo guide, by the way I highly recommend checking out this Super NES players guide, I'll put a link to the video, I had no idea this thing had this much detail about this game's backstory, I know I've gone on and on about that now, but it is really like I've, you know it's one of those things you play the game 20 years and you never realize like, oh they actually thought about this stuff, like the Andore family fortune, I'll never get over that, like let's see if there's anything about the big fat guys, these guys are human steamrollers, watch out, yeah there's pretty generic stuff here, they're not related it doesn't seem like, yeah out of the way Axel, yeah it basically says there's not much difference between this guy and this guy, yeah nothing there about those guys, that's disappointing, I was hoping they'd be like, I don't know, they owned a ramen shop together or something like that, oh what that's cheap, got rid of that knife for no reason, yeah if there's a fault to this game it's that these stages are needlessly, especially the later stages are needlessly long, my god, alright let's hope this gets me, no, zeroing in on that extra life though, do you guys out there, whoever's watching this, do you guys say extra life, or do you say free guy, or do you say one up, like what's your terminology, to the five people listening to this, another friend of mine says, always says one up, and he says that's like a Sega thing I guess, and where I was a Nintendo thing, and free guy, if you're a Nintendo kid you're more liable to say free guy, I don't know if there's anything to that really but it's just, oh yeah and in case, oh my god, in case you didn't get sick of these guys the last level, here they come again from the fucking ceiling, at least this one makes sense, there's a ceiling to drop from, or as the other time it's literally, they're falling from the sky, that pile driver got me a free guy that's pretty cool, like maybe there was a helicopter they were dropping from last time, I don't know, boy I desperately need a power-up and these guys come on, just enough already, give me some nice knives though, nice cutlery here, should make a final fight cooking game, you cook as these guys and use the knives that Hollywood and Elgato drop to chop onions and stuff, what the hell am I talking about, I've been talking way too long, all right now, yeah see there's nothing behind that one, maybe I'm just missing it, I don't know I needed to get that barrel, no there's nothing under these, there's usually like a diamond or something like that, something that gives you a lot of points, maybe I'm not going high enough, these guys out of the way, now there's nothing here, there we go, now I'm starting to get the hang of it, oh well whatever, no nothing under this one either, ah shit, maybe it's up further, maybe it's closer to the, why is the sky purple, the sky is like a fuchsia color, is that just the window tinting maybe, that's kind of goofy, yeah there's, there we go there's a diamond, maybe it's up further, I'm just missing him, ah damn it, well is six guys gonna be enough to beat these, to beat the final boss, we'll find out I don't know, really he's coming up here, oh my god I suck, oh wow, whoa that was spontaneous, I did not expect to do that, I need a barrel here, really need a barrel here, give me some of that barrel barbecue, why does Andori need such a big, oh shit, what hit me, oh that asshole hit me, fuck you, take it, eat a pile driver, damn it, why does Andori need such a giant wallet chain anyway, is that to imply his fortune, his massive circus winnings or monies, is it really just like a stylistic choice, like Andori just walked into Hot Topic like, oh yeah that was badass, see that's, you do have those badass moments with Hagar, right, you're just mashing buttons because you've been playing this game for so long, oh nothing under here really, nothing, you gotta give me something, come on, oh here we go, Jesus, yes, out of my way motherfuckers, oh that's a lifesaver, literally, I think the boss is in the next room, the next section, maybe, maybe not, I don't know, yeah suddenly it went from a very clear nice day outside, now it's like overcast and purple, okay I've seen a, not cool, so maybe we're walking past some industrial area or something, I wonder how many, it'd be pretty cool if this game kept a tally of how many guys you, you eliminate, I think Final Fight 1 for the Game Boy Advance, the remake of this game for Game Boy Advance does that, anything back here, no, here we go, final boss time, it is Belger, rolling wheel chair and you just got to grab him and kick his ass, he has a gun though, it's like a dart gun or is that a crossbow, I can't even tell what that is, and he is a massive pain in the ass to fight, and he even fights, he even shoots his own guys, just like that, his knees still bent, what is wrong with this guy, but you can't just beat this guy, uh oh shit, three guys, grab him, grab him, there we go, I can't do a pile driver to him, are you kidding, that's some bullshit, yeah you can't just beat this guy, yeah you can't do a pile driver to him, ah, see this is what happens, you get fricking stuck and he just keeps shooting at you, and that's no, oh that was a mistake, alright three guys to go, can I do it, fuck you 2P, oh not andore, god damn it, this sucks as you get, not just like the 2P and J and those guys, you get fucking andore back here, come on, I think I got him trapped here, oh and he shot me, yeah he's shooting arrows, shit, there we go, there we go, got life down on him, oh and he shot me in the back like a rat, you gotta knock him through that window, oh shit, this is gonna be close, this is gonna be close, this is gonna be close, oh come on, why didn't you hit Billy, whatever the fuck this is, yeah Billy, oh no, I'm gonna, no, choke job of the century, no, no, the choke job of the century, I gotta end the episode, am I gonna continue, am I gonna save Hager, thanks for watching, have a great rest of your day.