 Thank you to Scentbird for sponsoring this video. I have a TikTok. And it is public, but there's certain parts of it that are kept from wandering eyes. And today I am going to expose my own TikTok likes. Let me give you a little tour of my 2024 extremely accurate birds calendar. So a few years ago, I got into birding and I decided to challenge myself to draw realistic birds. And I made a calendar out of my early attempts, but I think this year's is my best yet. I love my toys. I thought this is a dunk. Leosteers. Harry loves the largest fish of its time. Well, the dunk, Leosteers, he gives so much knowledge about dinosaurs head and a face only a mother could love to look. Oh, yeah, definitely. It's the dunk Leosteers. I love it. So many of the comments like, I miss playing, bro. Going to get the cast. Leaving. Made it. Backing up to the barn. It's so good. Got most of them loaded. Made it to the pasture. Unloading. Grandpa said he would get the rest. It does make me miss playing. When was the last time you played, dude? I want to play. This one is, this one is filmed so well. Come on. Look at him. But wait, no, Steve. Steve is falling. Can he get there in time? Oh, so good. It's a marmot. Look at his toes. They're so long. Look at his wet little belly. Oh, look at the way he, I love the way he shifts his weight around. Look at him. Look at his, look at his like pecs. Look at his physique. Like he's just always in his own world. He really quiet for real, let's he know you. Funny as hell, though. If you know you, you know what I'm saying? I want to own it. This one's been gone around recently. I really like it. You can do a plain bagel, cream cheese. Put a little poop on it. I'm going to do an everything bagel, vegetable, cream cheese, and then do a plop of poop right on top. Right on top. I'm going to do an everything bagel, lox, cream cheese, and then I'm going to do a double poop scoop on it. Double poop scoop. I'm going to do a mickey. I'm going to do a bacon egg and cheese and do a smear of poop. Not too much, though. Joey, what's the Hershey's squirt? Eight pounds of poop? Yeah, I'll try it. Eight pounds of poop. I love how much it escalates from how to get a smear of poop. Joey, what's the Hershey's squirt? Eight pounds of poop? This is the best cheers I've ever seen, and it's from Mr. Worldwide. Life is not a waste of time, and time is not a waste of life. So let's stop wasting time, get wasted, and have the time of our life. This is Hans never coming up with the interstellar thing. What to do, Hans? Ready? Wait for it. You have to wait for Hans to come up with this genius. Hans, let yourself cook. Oh, oh, that's right, Hans. Oh, Hans. Hans. Oh, Hans. You've did it again. You've did it again. Oh, Hans. I've got it. Christopher. Christopher, I've got it. Oh, this is taking any kind of shot ever with friends and trying to pretend like you like it. Teeth chattering. 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Again, just click the link in the description or you can scan the QR code on screen and use code Nester at checkout. They had to have set this up, right? They had to. There's no way that this dog and piggy and ducks are all just sleeping together naturally like this. Snoozing. They had to have set this up, right? I don't want them to have to set it up because I want them to naturally be such good friends like that, but I just don't know if I believe it. Oh my God. It's gonna be one. Oh, this is so good. This is people playing airsoft. I'm sorry, I'm so good. Where you want it? Right now. Watch how he just straight up robs this kid. Hell yeah. Y'all remember streaming during COVID? Best streaming time ever. Got to say it, nobody was doing anything. All friends could do was stream, play games together. Animal Crossing? You remember my Animal Crossing era? Damn, I feel like him right now. This is me. Hey, sorry I didn't respond to your text. I don't know who I am. Sorry, I have currently, I will let you know what the damage is. I have 5,176 unread emails. I have 291 voicemails. I have 194 text messages. And then I have 262 notifications from Discord. Whoops. Happy birthday to Lisa Hubbard. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to Ian. Happy birthday dear Ian. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to Josh. Okay, that's a no, I'm sorry. Oh my God, this is where I want to be. Why is the monkey ambient so beautiful? Is it really the first time? Camera of Voldemort? Is Voldemort getting attacked by monkeys? Hello, Amanda. You don't know me, but... I want a Doth girl to ruin my life. I want a short girl to bring out hair. You know what I want? I want peace on earth. Goodwill to men. Can't always get what we want. I love Brittany Broski so much. Brittany Broski is fucking amazing. I want Brittany Broski on the podcast, real bad. I think Brittany Broski is like one of the funniest people on the internet. And I love that she has a podcast with just herself. You just gotta keep living, man. L-I-V-I-N. This is extremely true. If I ever tell you that I'm buzzed, I'm not. I'm one drink away from blacking out. Another one of this. This is the same pig from before. God, I want this. I want this. Shredding at Walmart. Come on. Come on. Dude, hit the gap. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? Right on top of the fucking Brody scanning thing. Mary is also one of my... I'm talking about Mary's TikToks. They're so funny. Bed with a blankie and stuffed moose. But really, it's not that embarrassing when you think about the people who still sleep in bed with someone they don't love anymore. I don't remember this TikTok, but I'm really glad that I have it. You just have a cow in your room. Your cow is just there. Like a normal animal. One thing I will say, I do love that your cow matches your... Don't let your cow drink your coffee. I love that your cow matches all your furniture and things. I just, I do want to... Okay, adventure to the bar. Okay, okay. Never mind. I was about to say, because from the first, from this and this, I'm like, okay, do you live in an apartment with a cow? First of all, how did your landlord let you do that? My previous landlord wouldn't even let me paint the fucking walls, let alone own a cow. But it looks like this person has an actual like barn and like place for the cow to roam. And you have a place to... Okay, here we go, exploring. There's a lot of stuff. Okay, cool. I'll allow it. Mixing up of the vibe here. Look at this guy. Similar to the Marmot. The top comment, he think everything again, bro. Whoa. But look at him at the very end. This gives the most Frank from Shameless vibes. Look at him. Oh, he's happy. You go to fucking federal prison. Federal fucking prison. If you're that fucking stupid and somebody else wants to do it. Why is this so true though? Both of my parents, anytime I was a kid and I was in the back seat and I turned on the light, they act like we were gonna die. Die immediately. This is me. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do. Get out! This one is so good and makes me so upset that it exists. Watching Casanet. Do you think Bo Burnham has seen this? That part. It, I mean, it's pretty good. That I should go and live amongst goats. Don't you think for a video, I should go and live amongst goats? I think I could fit in pretty well. Well, everyone, that's all of the TikToks that I have for you today. I know that I didn't show you every single one of them, far from it. But, you know, I have to save some content for later for when I inevitably run out of an idea and I need to recycle the same one over and over again. Okay? Let me know what you thought. Also, use, put on the Crank Gameplay subreddit. I want you to send me sad TikToks, okay? Sad tear jokers. I want you to try not to cry TikTok edition video, okay? Anyway, see you guys later.