 So something pretty interesting happened today. Oh, I saw you change your status to in a relationship? Huh? Yes. You didn't tell me. Is this a new? Yes, yes. Who is the lucky lady? Yes, yes. That doesn't mean... Yes, yes. I don't have a girlfriend. I don't know why I changed my status to in a relationship. Is it... Oh, now I know. It's because I was drunk, depressed, lonely. I forgot to change it back, and now I have to assume the consequences. Life. Time to pretend. Oh, sorry, there's my girlfriend calling me. There's my girlfriend calling me. Hello, honey, babe, but... Girlfriend, how are you? She took you about three seconds to answer this question. You are doing great. She says you're doing great. I didn't ask. So when can we see each other in a believable location? Today? Oh, well, that's great. Amazing. Bye. You didn't even ask when or where you're going to meet her. This is private information. Hey, so I've been thinking, why don't we do like a double date? Are girlfriends in us tomorrow night? Hey, listen, I'm not sure how to ask that, but would you mind pretending to be my girlfriend for one night? Like just for one date? I mean, ask dad. I mean, maybe he... Hello? Hello? I'm never going to find a girlfriend for tomorrow. I'll let you know about the double date. Okay, cool. Hello, is this the escort girl agency? I was wondering if you had any services with nothing physical happening? Just hang it out. Okay, how much? What? So could I borrow some money for the double date? Oh, don't worry about it. I'll pay for the restaurant. Just pay me back whenever you can. No, I need to pay the restaurant. Up front. Yeah, I know he doesn't have a girlfriend, but you know I am interested to see how far he's going to go. Ah, it's her. Whoa, if only you could see what she sent me. Wow, if only you could see what she sent me. No, no, give it back, give it back. Your package has been successfully delivered from someone called Amazon. Are you sure it's your girlfriend? Amazon. That's her name, okay? That's her name. She's a delivery person. She delivers stuff. This is a great alibi. You have nothing against me now. Amazon. Wow, wow, wow, wow. I take things very far. Wow, wow, wow. But that's it. Now you believe me fully. It cancels all the lies that I could have possibly been telling. Would it be possible for her to dress up as a postman and maybe bring like three to four packages on the date? It looks like she has to go and she has some work to go to. Like, I think it'd be great. I think it... I knew what you planned. Got it. You just changed your status to it's complicated. What happened? It's... complicated. Wait, so now you're seeing each other? It's... complicated. Were you lying to me this entire time? It's genius. Genius. This is genius. I recommend this to anyone who pretends having a girlfriend. You know who you are.