 If you struggle with the needle, hustle with your people, stop doing evil, juggling leaps, fool ducking enemies when they see you, or fleeing CID, they're coming to police suit, but you make it home and you're running in your free suits, this for the man, them and Joe, today free you, bang on your cell, raise hell if you need to, don't let the system defeat you, this for the sisters trapped in a flap with a free you, sacked in a brat or a wretch like 3-2, or the stress that it needs to be cool, speak truth, turn up the EQ, in the middle of a mad debate, you just say it in the best and the least, I'm a candidate, a hundred pounds, have your sound, call the ground to shake, show me the money, what powers we've paid high- Fidlizelbo, Christmas card, make some noise, I'm just happy to be here, alright, alright, we're about to get this shit popping, on my left-hand side, the guy I haven't made an album with, my man, Amby, let's go out there, locksmith, it's on locksmith, let's go into the third one, my last opponent, it wasn't a hard bout, I battled a guy with a tiny temper and made another one part, my son, and then I asked for Amby and Bigelow, two fat to pin him though, but I got this, because my killer quotes, submission holds, and this is like Alan Sugar to a kid that's new at an interview, I hope you brought good references for me to see, because your CV, weak, and you, could've dressed in a killer suit, because the word is, you don't deserve this work I'm about to give to you, you see my art, it ain't random thoughts, it's both selective and creative, like what Banksy draws, they know I can spray, but of you they're not ashore, you ain't a breath of fresh air, nobody think that Amby pure, me of a drug traffic lord, not because of your lifestyle and fancy Porsche, no, because you have a lot of weight that is stored, and you give off a type of feel with an MC who eats plenty, and came to don't flop, look to apply your skill, but because you overheard MCs were getting eaten, roasted, fried, and grilled, your image I see through, you come to these events on a piece move, you don't want beef stew, you just want beef stew, so I don't know why you brag and boast, you're just a massive joke, so fat and gross, I bet you have to go to Jack-o-mo to grab your clothes off the rack to pose, and you just moat-y this and moat-y that, but that obsession's got you growing gross and fat, because even your grocery snacks are now bought in multi-bats, you see me, I use my mind like Scarlett Johansson in this movie I've seen twice, so when you take this L, you see why, now that's a mean approach to speech and quotes, that's why I don't need to root for phones and speak to tone, because this champion building a machine at home that the rest of the league need to clone, and debatable, this is where the confusion stops, I'm going to crucify you, watch me nail this, I'm not the dude to cross, you're someone I felt I had two face, but I'm as evil as Judas was, so when reviewing locks, they'll be like Jesus Christ, he killed him in plain sight, while we viewed in shock, am I losing socks? Damn, load of R&B name flips, damn that is clever, where'd you get your inspiration from? Every fucking battle or ever, look I heard you're switching it up for this battle, a brand new locksmith, you clearly came to rap, but I felt honoured mate, you changing your style just for me, thank fuck for that, drop the ego mate, it's not like a good battle from us will ever occur, we're both terrible at this battling stuff, how is that not a lesson you've learnt? I mean everyone else battling today is going to get a better return, you couldn't even convincingly teach us that Arsenal were better than Spurs, but hopefully you've changed that bit about when you battle, where you explain every scheme after you've done it like it gives you an adrenaline rush, because explaining every scheme after you've done it just makes it seem like you think this lock are incredibly dumb, but maybe we don't react, because it was a shit set up for like by a terrible punch, like yo, did you hear what I said, I said when our spark plugs this man, oh yeah we get some fucking engine you cunt, you're the better man here right, so I get why you feel so rejected, I mean you've gone from bricks in enigma on sunburn cards to this being the battle you accepted, and the irony of this being the Christmas event, well that must fucking hurt, because you'll do all the work, but the fat guy with the beard will still get all of the credit, but you've been saying online I was going to make jokes at your race, but it's you that brings up your roots every battle, talking about their horrible days, but you're like Liv Winter, sure you've got a fantastic point that you're trying to make, but a rap battle mate, wrong fucking time, wrong fucking time, but thank you, thank you for continually confirming you're black, what a great secret you had, a relation like that it only feels right that I give you one back, please don't tell anyone, I'm actually fat, any fat jokes you're planning today, they need to get the fuck out of my face, because I might give off this impression like I'm untouchable mate, but they really hurt my feelings, don't you think I've got a mouth on my plate? You say I speak about the race angle, bro, I don't know about that, but I'll split your melanin within ten, and it's funny, I'm the one that used the race angle when no one knows what this pig meant. Oh, DMC, put this fraud to shame, my rap's rock and even my cockney mates are forced to say, oh you're an air roll smith, and that's why nobody can walk this way, I bought a round for the round, so round for round, it's slow in the pace, and it's easy to run rings around you, because you are oval in shape, and you are big, I admit, quite large, my biggest opponent by far, but get in my face and try to stop, I have to step back, and you see that gastric bypass, and when I step back, I see you need a gastric bypass, but bruv, I've also got the maddy senses, so if it's a hint of beef, I bet both of us detect it, but you can get it with my right hand on my left hand, bruv, I'm ambidextrous, and dislike watching Incredible Hulk when it gets sick on Netflix, because when receiving a large body, so only writing material gets ripped, now it's locks, I'm ahead by Clare Miles, a mark up above the rest, it's curtain, your rap's a parting, others come to make you hairstyle, and what, Shuffle Co-Singer will tell your ghost writer to show you how to flow tighter and control ciphers, bruv, I'm experienced, I could out rhyme you with Alzheimer's in that experience, you see me spill what's in our glass, because I'm an old-timer, ambidextrous, your fat, flabby and wack, have calorie packs, sandwiches, snacks, every two breaths has to relax, or asthma attacks, so bag nose camera can catch, ambidextrous, these punches hit, make you kick, I'm putting in the labour, you can't handle these raps, I'm going fucking ham on this pink, like a David Cameron attack, alright, and you're about to pay the penalty and wreck the loser squad, and you ain't psycho, you're hit and miss, this dude is really washed, and everyone in England knows what happens when you put Stuart on the spot, nah, oh yeah, I'm a major threat, think not, I'm gaining rep, bruv, this the office party, well last year it was, this year, it dawned on me, I'm feeling like David Brent as he shakes a leg, because I'm entertaining guests while showing you the basic step, load of fat jokes again, so how you think you're going to roll with me, ironically the best thing about your round, Tony D, you've been set up for this battle, because either way I sort of win, if you're better today they'll just say it was too early and I wasn't ready for him, but if I'm better today, I used you as a come up and made you look incredibly shit, but don't go thinking that it wasn't you asking for me, you started this beef, so when you said you wanted warlock, this warlock was ready to put scars on your cheek like the mark of a beast, and now I'm stood here, in front of Mr Businessman, the one who likes to act like he fathered the scene, but you lot should find that hard to believe, that's just marketing schemes, neither of us a palm in a fee was sparring for free, so I guess all that goat talk just shows you and false prophet don't fall too far from a tree, but the ego in you was incredible, I heard it's gotten so big now you've actually had to insure it, honestly I called him arrogant once, he told me he was the least arrogant guy, this side of Europe, how have you even got past the uncle time quality control, I mean every time you rap he must die within, in one of your tracks you actually rhymed retirement with pint of gin, retirement pint of gin, time I win, that is fucking bad, you followed that up with a track called I'll never let you down, think I'll be the judge of that, how have you not clocked up being the whack one out of your entire circle of friends, that literally makes you a black version of zen, we can all see you sponging off your mate's personality because you're personas weak, and you're too much of a bitch to live up to the fact that you live a life of broken dreams, you're at the back of all of his battles, like Tony D, Tony D, turn into the rest of us like give it a minute guys I'm positive he'll notice me, Tony please, you fucking beg, yeah you outwrap me today, do you know what I do better than you every fucking day, maintains some self respect, you criticised me for showing my boy support, like that's wrong, they just mad because I amputee and they ain't got a leg to stand on, right I see you go from placid tosser, to angry monster, but all I see is a fat impostor who stumbles through his rounds like a batter boxer, and Maltese is all you have and you're forcing that talking crap, confidence what your performance like, probably because you have the build that a doorman has, and in all your years of drawing gas, I bet you found it hard to find your balls and bag like a football coach for naughty lads, so you consume the contents of an entire freezer, and now you get so tired after 90 seconds trying to grind and please her, your wife's probably cheated with some Grammy geysers, so you now gain some yards, put on a helmet protection and catch a forward pass, because you're just the wide receiver, yeah, bro, when I look at this slough in the face, I can tell when he's at home scoffing on cakes, he gets tired just watching a chase, and to discover your gums, you go far and wide, put brother your last to a bumper club, so you settled with those tattoos, because that's the only sleaze what can comfortably cover your arms, and here's some more great advice to change your life, if you slow down on the plates of fries, you will no longer suffer with chafing fires, because your diet, it needs adjusting, because you look fucking disgusting, you're so big you can't even run, king, and your belly's about to pop star, and every breath and step you take must sting, bro, I am trying to be the greatest, when you talk, you whisper, and you talk, you whisper, your voices in need of training, and you ain't got your own style, just repeating phrases, so I don't care what ammo you had to pack for poetic justice, I hit him up, because this league's in need of changes, and be damned, you're getting smoke so bad, I could catch cancer fam, this ain't a strain for me, what I roll with raw, we should have done this in Amsterdam, and to settle the score, I'm used to handling two plate, because I'm a ganja man, and my lines no matter how many times you flip it, it'll be grand. Right, this battle for me, it was sort of a part off from the start, because the fact with moat is, that's all that you are, so I do this for promo, and to practice performance and bars in this sort of a laugh, that's why I've done stuff like cancel the ricks when Rowan had asked, and you, well, I've watched you battle at doors and we know that's a part. So for 219 views, you'll probably be flowing at park, because we watched you grow from your bark, and then flow on the grass, town. You mentioned me and my missus, well that angle had me grown in, since the last 15 years, we've all just watched you be Tony's bitch. You've been watching me, when you started battling Noxmith, you had some right swag, to snap back, clean shaven, that white tank, that 1990 boy band, rocking that big old chain, like it came with a price tag, but you don't wear that chain no more, do you, Noxmith? Why is that? Track one. That necklace was nice, mate. To afford that, you must have played the stock exchange, that wasn't pocket change, but now you just rock that nice bracelet instead, don't you, and some might say that bracelet is off the chain. Noxmith got his necklace popped off his fucking neck by two children, and that bracelet's made from the only fucking parts he had left, but I'm sure you're all with me today when I just say I'm glad you're okay. It's better they nicked your necklace when they could have left you half dead and it could have been much worse, mate. They could have robbed your car instead. Oh wait, anyway! Not having a chain card dignity or self-respect, that's got to make life awkward. When them kids had their hands through your fucking window saying, give me your keys, why did you get robbed? Just drive forward. I checked you online. You really get to work. Tried to keep it under them Facebook limitations, didn't you, mate, but just went berserk and wrote that bio about yourself. It's 457 words. 457 words, mate. That is fucking boring. He said, write a bio, not biography, your entire life story, you're a bad person. That is the saddest thing. Writing about yourself in the third person just makes you look like a massive prick. At least that's what Ambi thinks. Let's finish on some facts. If you never lose, how did this pathetic goon draw out the fucking best in you? So you're just acting like it was the greatest breeze taking me, but you didn't come to this battle thinking you could reign supreme, because if you did, you wouldn't have had to change for me, and no. So you're painting this picture, but that's just trying to disguise the real bitch that's been in front of her eyes the whole fucking time. That's a Da Vinci coat. In regards to your tweets to me last week, about how you couldn't give a fuck about the scene, if you really don't like it, fucking leave. Time. Ambi Jobs, he got the first in the snap and locked it up. The first one was about the second round, which was close. I was just editing what happened in the third round. I thought there was a lot to do with that. Really tough battle to judge. I gave it to Lot Smith just on the first two. The third game was incredible to see as well. And Ambi's third one was really good. It's good to back me up just about. Judging his mother about the fucking battle, best I've seen both and don't. I mean, I think Ambi got the first. Lot Smith got the last really good battle, good flips. I think Lot Smith just packaged his first in the snap. We sold at 80k nothing more. I think Lot Smith got the first two rounds and I think the third round was really good. Yo, just came back from a crazy battle with Lot Smith and Ambi and the winner of that battle, we just got back from the judges, it is Lot Smith. Dirt and dirt that are holding way because this will be no debate with the judges.