 I'm coming in on a heli- This is incredible guys. Always wanted to be on a helicopter my whole life. Oh, this is so extra. Ha ha ha ha ha! Aw, man! Woo! Come here, little guy. Little guy. As you guys can tell by my spectacular entrance, I'm on a legend account on NBA 2K20, and today, I'm gonna be surprising some rookies. I'm not going to lie to you, it's my first time on a legend account. I'm baffled and flabbergasted, I'm stunned. I'm amazed. This is spectacular. So first things first, let's look at the badges. Got to. Ha ha ha ha! Look at the badges, man! He has 40 shooting badges! Oh my God. Okay, cool. Hey, which, ooh! He has a 99-sherp shooting facilitator. Dude, this guy's builds are incredible. He has an 89-offensive threat and 92 paint beads, 93 slasher. He has a 98 play shot. Hey, if you guys want to see more gameplay with all these builds he has on this account, I'ma leave dude's link in the description. It's a huge shout out for letting me use it. I'm not gonna lie, this is like fascinating stuff to me. Look at, come on man! A 99 open shot three, a 98 mid-range. Oh man, I'm gonna be dropping people off, man. I have y'all. Ha ha ha! Dirk, it's time for us to find a rookie, man. You okay? So you got a mic? Okay, I sure didn't know what it is, man. It's your boy Soulja boy, tell him, man. Ha ha ha ha! I'm trying desperately to communicate with you. Oh my God, man, man, man, man. Oh, hey man, how's it going? Oh, I'm good, how are you? Are you good at the game? We're just trying to get some runs in real quick. I am very new, but Soulja's party won't tell ya. I ain't even drinking. Bro, I'm not gonna lie to you, none of that right there made sense to me. Slow it down. Man, tell me, you can't talk to your people in the squad spot. What kind of, what kind of innovation is this, man? I'm not gonna lie to you guys, I might troll. Ha ha ha ha ha! Everyone's too busy scouting me, man. They're on their phone trying to figure out just how good I am. Hey, just played a game, bro. Don't be a... What the f*** is going on? I don't know, man. I just think they don't want to play a legend. Yo, maybe you need to disguise yourself a little bit. It's like a brown shirt. Maybe you bought the account and you're still spud. Okay, okay, let's try and just go through and try this formation, man. I'm gonna change my appearance real quick. I came to the conclusion that I think people are afraid, so I'm just gonna make myself look a little bummy, kind of like your outfit. Yeah. Oh, I got him with this shirt right here. This shirt's gonna make him smile for the show. Boom, let's bamboozle these first. Oh, there we go, okay, okay. Hey, yo, legend, what would you say your strengths are, my guy? Three, but I will pass you one to you all the time because I sometimes miss my shirt. Hey, where are you from, man? Try that. Oh, same world. Try not to be good. Be ready. Here you go, Durt. Stay away. Durt! Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. That's like Durt, man. Durt may go on draft it. Maybe if you hit some more of those in the combine, you would've got drafted, buddy. Back, back, back, back, back. Oh, I see you on the couch. What I'm talking about, legend? Oh my God. Oh, yeah, this guy's a patty. What? Don't even worry about it, I got him. What? What? That's, he's cheating. He's cheating right now. Oh, that's great. Yo, legend, are you trying to leave him open? Is that what you're doing? Wide open. That's back. Oh. Gotta get going. Oh, look, my fault, my fault, my fault. Yeah, you're good. I ain't just very nervous, dawg. I'm just very nervous. Okay, a little bit of giving, dawg. Yo, you gotta take those when you're open, or else they're just gonna leave you. How are they blocking me? Legend, you had to space the floor, man. You're just getting in the way right now. Here we go. Boom, that's a good shot, right? What? Come on, I got you. Right here, right here, right here. Got me. You, open, open, open, I'm open. Get cooked, boy. Boom. All right. That's it, that's it. What? Oh my God. Yeah, it was definitely legend's fault. He fucking sucks. That was for him, dawg. You went zero for six, zero for two, dawg. Legend wasn't spacing the floor, dawg. You see that? He just muted, man. He just stopped talking. Oh, I feel bad. Hopefully he doesn't lose his will to play the game, or maybe that's a good thing. Maybe I'll do it in my favor. He's on his phone. I wanna see if he leaves. Like, man, these guys. 2K, why is this game so glitchy? I mean, if the purpose of this video wasn't me doing fucking horrible, then I'd be furious right now. Double check to see if quick draw was on. It didn't switch my shot. So hopefully now the jump shot is gonna change so that I can miss my shots accurately. And ladies and gentlemen, introducing to you Playcard Auto Kentucky, Kevin FGO. Kevin, this is where you do your intro and dap up all the players and teammates and fans. And hit the doggie. Well, the crowd goes crazy. Come on, kid. There we go. Head goal. I would tell you how to dance. How we do it with you. Kevin, do you know how to dance? You can do that. Kevin, well, we know you can dance, but Kevin, can you play? Yeah. OK, good. That's the correct answer. Bro, you know what? Now that I have a lot of free time, I try to become TikTok famous. Yeah, that's one of my new passions, too, is just to dance, to cringy songs. Rana Gage, Rana Gage. Go. Go. Somewhere in Atlanta, Davis is dancing right now. Yeah, do you see this? I can't tell if that's actually Batchplug that just readied up on there. Batchplug QT? What a QT he is. Hey, hey, hey, hey. How are you doing? Oh, that's a real Batchplug. Wait, wait, dude, are you the real Batchplug? No way. Yo, is that? Kevin, Kevin, don't mess up. Kevin, good take. Kevin with the Batchplug. Wait, why it open? Because you can't get no way on the road. Come on, stop fucking with me. Kevin, you have to say that. It lagged. It lagged. It lagged. Don't blame L- Look at that, look at that. Oop, oop, oop. And one, and one. Step up, Batch. Oh, I'm going to drop this on my channel. I'm going to get, I'm going to hit 1,000 subscribers this year. Drop off Batchplug. Definitely a perfect, great, great title here, cotton. Oh, yeah, I thought, oh my god. That hit! Yo, Batchplug is glitching. I promise he's glitching. Hey, Batchplug, could you let me win this so that I could get subscribers? Please, I know it really doesn't mean a lot to you if I don't, if I don't, if you don't win the game. But to me, it means a lot. Really good. Thank you for the mess. Thank you, thank you for the mess, I appreciate it. Yo, stop zigzagging, Batch. That shit is corny. I know you could dribble better than that. I've seen your videos, man. Batch, it can't be the real bad. I watch your videos. I know you could bum. What are you doing right now? Are you trolling? You sound like Asian. That's racist. That is racist. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about, man. My videos are awful. Yo, if you don't stop zigzagging right now, Broncas, I'm going to unsubscribe right now from your channel, I promise. I didn't mean it, I'm sorry. How come you don't sound like him, though? Maybe he's just behind the mic, actually. You know, you know, 2K mics, we're going. Don't get me in. Yo, Kevin. Dang, are you seeing what I'm saying, bro? Kevin, can you give an explanation for that shot right there? I see you, God. Listen, I lagged right before the release. Kevin, how are you always lagging, man? You playing on the Antarctic servers, my guy? What? Oh, what the? Ready, Asian? Ready? Hit him with that dirt post-face. Oh, wait, wait, does he actually Asian? That's Ticino. Ticino. Man, you can't hit a single green. There's no way that's a real bash puck. No, man, you should have definitely Asian. Kevin, you got this. Kevin! Kevin, what are you doing? Kevin, you got to fix your internet, Kevin. Yo, Kevin, please hit a shot. Or please hit a shot, man. I'm watching this video, bro. If this is a video, I swear. Yo, don't foul me, first of all. Second of all, what are you talking about right now, man? I just got out of school. That's how I am. Badge doesn't go to school. What the hell? This is an imposter. I'm just going to click-break the video and pretend it's the real Badge. I'm trying to get to 1,000, you know what I mean? That's a break. Man, you really- Me, man? Yeah, a bash puck will be embarrassed to find out you're rocking his name. No cap. I did it because I really like him. Like, not Galey, but I like a Shannon. Wait, do you mean like Galey or no? I'm not sure. Come on, you're great. I mean, it's fine. I mean, you got some time to figure that part of you out, you know what I mean? But for now, what you need to focus on is hitting your open shots, because you're not hitting them right now, man. Did you know that Dirk was at NBA 2K League hopeful, but his dreams were crushed just a few days ago? Man, you asshole. Kevin, did you know ESPN did a story on me and I still wasn't picked? Hey, Kevin, did you know they did a draft hopeful series on me that had over 80,000 views and I still didn't get picked? Hey, Kevin, did you know I have one of the biggest individual brands as a player that was in the draft pool and still didn't get picked? Have you ever met somebody who sat there on draft night for five hours by himself, listening to his phone while the cameras are on him, wanting to cry, and be pissed off on the inside? Oh, this is getting sad. Don't do it. Let me guess, let me guess, let me guess, let me guess. And still didn't get picked? Yo, it's not funny, Kevin. What the hell, dude? Don't joke about it. It's his dreams.