 Good afternoon before we get started. I just want to acknowledge that the land this stadium was built on was originally occupied by Some lower-end apartments that we eminent domain to build this stadium. Thank you first question You know, I just want to start by saying I'm really proud of these guys in the organization, but I can't yeah I mean you've seen them you worried about the age of your quarterback. No, we have teleprompters and handrails Team's gonna rally behind the guy. We're gonna be fine. You got some strong personalities on the team Yeah, I've definitely got a lot of wild cards on the roster. I mean, they're fucking idiots back up Looked a little shaky today. So she's fumbled some things. Yeah, she's working on some stuff. That happens Basic public speaking Yeah, we pretty much gave up on the middle of the field We're just trying to hug that right sideline and see how far it'll take us not far turns out How'd you feel about the officiating today? Horrible horrible referees aren't supposed to be neutral They're supposed to arrive at the right decision, which we already came up with The problem is we don't have enough referees. We need more referees that are from our team Yeah, we got a lot of people running out of bounds unnecessarily I think they just enjoy it. We think that where you score a touchdown should be based on where you started in life No, we're not banning the playbook. It's just Some of the offensive formations in the playbook are getting torn out Yeah, we probably spend too much on defense and we want to cut that back unless we have the opportunity to The opportunity to yeah, if you have the opportunity to cut back on defense, we won't but until that time We're in favor of it. Yeah, I mean, there was a penalty for roughing there, but I didn't see it It looked mostly peaceful to me. What's the game plan for next week? We've quit focusing on trying to win now. We're just trying to disqualify the other team The false flag nobody wants to talk about the false flag. Can you talk to us about that flag? Yeah, we added that circle for Those intersects your legislative captain took 15 ballots to get confirmed. What was going on there? You know, I don't really want to get embroiled in that stuff All I know is that my guys went out there today and performed by which I mean that they don't believe a word They're saying you had an assistant coach who's stolen laptop was apparently leaked online Some incriminating photos in there many comment the other team is Nazis I mean, you know, we want to spend less, right? But that's a league-wide issue and you got the other team burning through cash So obviously we got to do the same, you know We got to spend more so that we can win more and then we'll spend less Spending more we'll spend less after we spend more Sit alone forgiveness night was popular very popular telegoto returned. Yeah, any new promotions on the horizon free money night Free money. Yeah, we're just gonna pass out like fistfuls of cash and you know I've just been drilling down with that guys in the locker room. The most important thing we can do is execute Children minorities even minor crimes. I think it acts as a real deterrent Can you explain that time out you called? Yeah, we noticed we had too many men on the field and we didn't have enough women which Is a social construct, but we still needed gender parity so we Pause the game to add two tons of women. Are you feeling positive about winning the division? I mean, we better win the division. We jay-mander the fuck out of it I give no credit to the other side. They don't play by the rules They have no redeeming qualities and I wish the worst for them We got a bit of an identity crisis right now, but I'm real proud of our boys proud boys proud boys The proud boys anything new on the injury front a lot of our team has head trauma It means that they have narcissism instead of math skills all to our benefit. Are you concerned about head trauma concerned? I'm praying for head trauma. I'll tell you this much if we lose. I'm gonna go coach in Canada