 oh boy next week we get back into our full streaming schedule uh for the rest of july we'll have our podcast returning next week we got our monday tuesday thursday friday streams podcast on wednesdays everything's starting at eight p.m central time i'm excited oh man i'm so hyped right now i have not done like literally a normal stream at a normal time in a long time almost since e3 baby oh boy how you guys doing let's say hi to everyone who's active in the chat right now so we got a more one two three two one underscores here we got chris gonzalez here uh craze is koth is here uh dante steiner is here we got uh adrian is here adrian um we got uh black raven is here as well chris gonzalez death skythe six two eight um see david haney is here welcome man we got uh don waffle we got goat man zero twelve justin basil is here as well uh home films is here uh we got eric isik is here as well uh let's see i said hi justin basil we got kody b is here sabrina havens is here seahawks 24 rules here as well we got the elemental hero the shadowing dragon wolf king the male 518 trevor gaffery we got the x a o z is here as well i don't forget about broski why remember you want to be shouted out just say something in the chat baby uh let's see here uh we got brand is here uh chris gonzalez i thought i was gonna hi chris gonzalez maybe i didn't um yeah you guys are awesome um i think that's everyone is that everyone kind of a small crowd today home films i feel like it's a small crowd today that's all right where we got 60 50 70 70 yes a bit of a small crowd especially since last time i did regular streams we were getting like 150 250 people i wonder if the hype has died down now that e3 is coming on right e3's come e3's gone uh switch pro hasn't really come and gone yet but maybe people's excitement for it has come and gone uh we got skyward sword hd on the horizon uh coming up here in a few weeks actually like what two weeks from today officially so we've got that going on um so we'll be talking a bit about skyward sword hd because we did get some quality of life updates so now we have a bit more to talk about uh and whether or not you guys feel like it's worth 60 dollars or not um and then yeah netflix as of june 30th is no longer available uh we you or 3ds it like doesn't work they got rid of the ability to download it at the end of last year but as of june 30th it doesn't even work on 3ds or we you so that officially ends all netflix support uh for the last couple of devices that had it uh for nintendo which is kind of interesting since obviously they have an active device that's about to cross 100 million in sales here this year uh and we don't have netflix big deal not a big deal i mean at this point it's hard to call it too big of a deal 100 million units haven't had netflix ever uh but you know netflix has been kind of one of mainstays i'm pretty much any platform that exists whether it's phones uh consoles uh smart tv's like how many of you guys are smart tv how many of your tv's right now literally have a dedicated netflix button like that's how popular netflix is it's not everything even if you're not subscribed to it doesn't matter you're aware of what it is at this point right so i don't know it's kind of weird to see an end of an era uh some people were wondering oh are they waiting for the switch version for these ones to close no no the switch was like a each platform has a separate contract with netflix there's a contract for netflix where those prior platforms was not renewed and ran out that's why they're no longer working i mean who really cares um i'm sure somebody cares uh so tonight it is friday night so every super chat and donation leads to shots baby uh so we got shots flowing tonight from a super chat donation also if we hit five new members we will do a giveaway for the entire chat membership is hitting that little join button and becoming the latest member of the board of directors of nintendo 5 just a goal of five not too crazy not too crazy not like e3 although we did hit the e3 goal that was i can't but i still can't believe we hit that goal all right so let's talk about this stuff shall we let's talk about skyward sword so quality of life improvements have come to skyward sword uh we now know pretty much most of what we can expect although the twitter accounts mentioned that there'll be more uh you know these improvements and more uh although in the improvements they didn't mention the amiibo uh so it's possible that is just the more of the referencing we can't presume that when the game launches there's going to be even more quality of life improvements we also can't dismiss there might be more quality of life improvements uh so we just have to wait and see but the quality of life improvements we know we already do obviously the game to nature right higher resolution gonna look crisper and better on your tv's uh higher frame rates obviously equals smoother gameplay and we already knew about things like hey you know what there's button controls this time around so you use motion or button uh and probably have a similar experience or at least a playable experience so that that's really exciting uh so then what else do they do well um they have streamlined fee five faux foam as i was calling her i always forget how you it's either fee or five i can't remember what you pronounce about fi one of the main characters in the game and i don't want to get too much in the spoiler territory with her but in the original game she could be a bit annoying uh mostly because she had uninterruptible uh instances in the game like you couldn't stop her so every time you get like a new item she would pop up and explain that item uh and you couldn't stop it it wasn't like navi in okina time we would always go hey listen and yeah hey listen we'll get annoying but you didn't actually have to talk to navi 99 percent of the time it would just be like a whoop hit up on your you know hit the c up button to talk to navi uh that is basically what they've done now with with five they've made it where instead of it being like a audible thing like hey listen or master your batteries are depleted you know like having some sort of thing of that instead it's just a little a little sound effect and a glowing um sheath on the master sword uh so yeah that that glows uh it's glowing hilt not sheath so glowing hilt uh and then you can have like uh like uh the d-pad to the right i believe it is or maybe it's d-pad off uh and then you can um talk to that person and they either have like uh they have information on your fee five oh foam has information on your quest at your current quest at the time has information on um you know hints and tips um you know rumors uh which rumors were part of this game uh and i'm not talking about the kind of rumors that you might be thinking of i'm talking about uh you know the the uh sort of rumors that some lead you to finding interesting things in this game other things lead you to find it nothing uh so it's they're literally like rumors except they're built into the game and we already know which ones are true and which ones are not true but yeah that's a lot of fun uh and then another quality of life improvement was that they made it so you could you could fast scroll through text so before you set the weight for the text to come up slowly you're gonna like rapidly hit a and the text will pop up right away and then then you can like move on and you can also skip cut scenes um those are all definitely quality of life improvements some of them uh more you know smaller than others but all technically good um they are changes from the original game uh one change i forgot to mention is actually quite a big one uh in the past when you would pick up certain items in the game uh run into it like bugs or or certain collectibles or certain stamina uh refills and stuff like that every time you restarted the game it would re-prompt that item like it's the first time you've ever gotten it uh that's gone now now it'll only pop up one time and as soon as you save it doesn't come back again uh you could still obviously go into your menu system and and talk to phi and phi phi pho foam and figure out uh what to do i can't remember if it's called phi or phi see there's no voice acting in this game uh i think the first time i heard it officially said was hiro warriors i think hiro warriors they actually said her name in it could be wrong though i don't know i to this day i still can't remember if it's phi or phi um someone there's probably an official uh you know nintendo's probably said it at some point is what i'm saying is it was probably an official way to say it i'm just not sure what what it is so we now know all of those quality life improvements so now the question is okay it's 60 bucks so worth it now that we have these quality of life improvements is skyward sword hd at 60 dollars worth it to you now i could talk about me personally uh skyward sword was already worth it at 60 bucks from me when they announced it but that's because one i don't have a way to currently play the old one i don't own the older platforms and i don't own the game so it's going to cost me more than 60 bucks to buy an older platform and buy that game anyways right so yeah it's actually the cheapest way for me to play it without emulating and the thing about this game with emulating is i don't have uh i don't want to sync up my my i don't have a Wii remote basically so i don't want to sync that up with a with a computer and while fans have created workarounds to button remap uh it's not perfect and it's a bit glitchy and i'm assuming it will be perfect and not glitchy in the official version so i don't really want to emulate the game on pc uh and obviously there's also legalities of that i don't actually own a copy of the game uh downloading ROMs is technically against the law uh creating your own is not but i don't even own a copy so i can't even like oh yeah i own a copy so i feel morally okay no i don't at all i sold it a long time ago uh you know what was me so uh it actually is like the cheapest way for me to play it uh legally and uh yeah i don't i don't i you know 60 fps was was kind of the big selling point for me 60 fps i want every zelda game to be 60 fps i'll pay 60 bucks for that now that's me i have an admitted bias for zelda an admitted bias for nintendo in general but especially zelda i'm not saying this game is as good or or worth as much at 60 bucks in terms of what they've done to the game as like zenerbae chronicles definitive edition um or even you know super mario 3d world when we got that ported but then they added that bowser's fury mode in right i'm not arguing that this is the same value with super mario 3d all stars or that uh the spiral trilogy that was cheaper and fully remastered uh and stuff like that like there's bank games that have definitely earned that 60 dollar price tag more than this one in terms of making the hd version of it uh but i have a bias and an affinity towards zelda scoward sword is one of my favorite zelda games i have not actually played the game in like nine years at this point a decade old and i i literally played it played through it twice in the first year it came out and then that was it i haven't touched it since so it's been nine years roughly maybe nine and a half since i've actually played skyward sword so it's been a long time for me uh and yeah it's 60 fps and that's i'll spend you know zelda games to me personally have a value that isn't realistic for general consumers and i know that as an example i'd pay a hundred dollars today to play breath of the wild even though it's only 60 and you can get it for 45 on amazon i if you couldn't get it for anything less than 100 and i didn't already own the game i'd spend a hundred bucks on it easy so zelda games and my bias and affinity towards them is going to lead to me you know and the fact it's been nine years for this one for me personally it leads me to be like hey you know what it's worth it to me but that doesn't mean that i necessarily think they've done a lot to justify that 60 dollar tag but i'm curious what you guys think i can admit my bias is essentially what i'm trying to tell you so yeah 60 dollars is okay to me but i'd pay more for your average zelda game than most of you guys would anyways so what what do you guys think you guys think uh it's worth the 60 dollar price tag like basically are you going to buy skyward sword hd i guess that's the fundamental question let's put this let's put a poll in the chat for this are you going to buy and we don't even have to talk about at 60 dollars because skyward sword hd is not going to drop in price pretty much for the rest of the life of switch so yeah let's uh let's put that poll up right now and see what you guys think in the poll um chris gonzalez does not worth 60 bucks but you will buy on a resell market probably very curious like what are the switch games going for on the resale market because they're still selling at 59.99 retail then what's the resale 45 50 bucks 55 probably a game stop um male 15 says we'll buy david haney says um walmart we'll have it at 50 yeah well we're not i'm not considering the walmart pricing that's you that's like for all video games at walmart they're 10 less walmart basically takes a hit on their profits um to get to get 10 dollars cheaper try to convince people to come in store hoping that you'll buy more than just the game uh so yeah that's that's a walmart special thing we're not gonna by the way if you didn't know that if you don't pre order games uh and you just go into walmart day one you can get them 10 dollars cheaper at walmart in person that's i don't know how many people are aware of that but that is something walmart does obviously you can't guarantee it's going to be in stock so that's one of the things you have to worry about but um let's see here did you get a copy of the steel book no i did not uh let me see here i never played her to watch it i pay a hundred dollars for the experience secret yeah okay uh you're paying 60 dollars in the e shop already pre ordered it i speeder on this game and i have to buy regardless of 60 dollars or not why go man why do you have here's the nobody has to buy a game unless it's like your job so as an example if you're like the owner of say zelda dungeon right and zelda dungeon i know gets enough traffic where the owner that's his career that's his job well yeah he has to buy the game because if there's any differences he's got to update his walkthroughs and do additional coverage of it right so like the owner of that website would have to buy the game for their job but if that's not the case then nobody has to ever buy a game um we need to always note that like it's okay to not buy a game like totally fine i'm not going to judge you for not buying scovert sword hd or not thinking scovert sword hd is worth it totally fine by the way i don't care what you're into or what or what your it's your money spend your money how you want to spend it but no one should ever feel like they have to buy a game unless there's a an underlying reason for that like oh you are a game reviewer and you know it's a big game with your audience well okay then yeah you probably you know whatever i gotta buy the game if you're not gonna review copy like stuff like that like i could understand some certain job scenarios where you have to buy it um let's see here i don't mind paying 60 dollars as aces call the run all right after tries as i might buy it but you don't know yet i'll be using my 14 dollars in gold points i put towards the car research and my microsoft points i'll be redeeming microsoft points you you'll get microsoft points for nintendo can you explain that one to me that's a that's the first i've seen that um i'm still getting twilight princess for switch i have no idea the people who originally said we were are still saying we're gonna get it but i have no idea personally um how many hours of gameplay can you expect well sunny side see putting an hour of gameplay expectation is is tough on any game like this because um it's gonna greatly depend on are you just trying to rush to the end or are you trying to enjoy the full experience so what i mean is there's a lot of side quests are you gonna do the side questing are you gonna worry about item upgrading or are you just worried about i want to see the whole story start to finish as fast as possible full story start to finish fast as possible is probably like you know not counting you know i'm not counting people who could speed around the game i'm just saying a general consumer playing start to finish i i say probably could expect anywhere from like like i don't know 25 to 30 hours uh if you just want to experience the story but if you include side quests and doing other things in the game and working on your upgrades and and all that jazz you know 100% obviously takes a longer but just doing let's just say you casually do some side quests and some other stuff you're probably gonna get anywhere from 30 40 out of it i would say but keep in mind i'm also like a very experienced zella player uh so for me um the zella games aren't that hard for me to pick up and play uh so i might not be a good judge of like an average consumer who's maybe never played it before but kind of all depends you know it really it really depends on the player um that was sort of she locked at 60 fps because some parts of the overview trailer looked 30 fps uh so from what i could tell a lecture lad this is just me uh making a quick observation of the latest footage the gameplay 60 and i think the cutscenes are still 30 i think that's why it looks a little weird uh because there's a lot of cutscenes this is one of the i think this has the most cutscenes in zelda pretty sure it also has the deepest story in zelda which explains why there's so many cutscenes so uh yeah i i do think that uh the cutscenes themselves are still 30 fps while the gameplay is 60 so i think that's why you're getting a bit of a jarring effect of going from 60 to 30 back to 60 why they did that why they didn't up the cutscenes the 60 fps i don't know they're probably pre-rendered i assume they were probably all pre-rendered at 30 and so they just didn't bother to up it to 60 um what timeline does breath of the wild take place it takes place at the end of the timeline as far as we know right now all right it looks like it's a possible dragon break it looks like it might be taking place after an event happens that brings all three timelines back together that's what it appears we don't factually know but it appears to me to be be happening in a time when all the timelines have reconverted um i'm just gonna put a wee version on launch day so i'm playing at the same time christians all says top five zelda games we're discover sword land who is it in my top five breath of the wild zelda 2 i don't controversial zelda 2 is your number two game oh my god um see my top five flips a lot i'd probably still go with um spirit tracks then twilight princess or maybe the wind waker instead i don't know it's like twilight princess wind waker skyward sword somewhere in there they're like all jumbled i don't know i i'd have to sit down and revisit the games to really figure out to me where i'd rank it's been a long time since i've really um contemplated my full rankings of all the games um oh you can uh do microsoft awards for wall art gift cards okay uh big brain moment not including age of calamity right age of calamity takes place before breath of the wild so even if you're talking about including age of calamity on the timeline that still doesn't happen after breath of the wild that happens before so as it stands right now i've currently released games breath of the wild is the furthest down the timeline game that currently is released breath of the wild too we presume is obviously going to be after that um let's see here there are people in the zelda community who are very much against the dragon break theory of course there are there there's always going to be people until nintendo releases a timeline update that shows all three of them reconverged you're not going you're always gonna have people being like yeah no it's not that if it can happen factually in elder scrolls i don't know why it can't happen in zelda but hey that's just a theory a game theory thanks for watching um nintendo is the king of confusing timelines you got that right um should do a video and rating every single zelda game that would be interesting we'll see i don't want a long time ago i don't know if i want to do it again it's a lot of work that's the big thing is it you would think it's just easy it's just my opinion but i got to go back and play each game um and then i got to you know reassess my my feelings on it and take a whole bunch of notes and move things around and it's a lot of work um which i would be glad to do but i i don't do youtube full-time so um i'll really make a game that explains all the timelines converge wouldn't that be wouldn't that be cool let's see here if you're attracted severely underrated i can agree with that so yeah there's there's there's that news today and then obviously netflix um is anyone else like care that netflix isn't on switch now that we have services are closed you can't even run it on we you we or 3ds anymore doesn't anyone care netflix isn't on switch it's been so long since like there was that back and forth between nintendo and netflix publicly about why it's not on switch i would nintendo saying ask netflix and then netflix saying ask nintendo and it's weird because it clearly was a contractual dispute we i we have other streaming services on switch um no i'm all of them of course uh but you know we got the youtube app now so now you can watch youtube live streams all right can you watch youtube tv through it i'm not sure if you can do that but you can watch youtube live streams you can watch uh hulu on uh on switch as well and i think there's now a uh anime service you can watch on on here as well so like they've been adding more but we still don't have like we don't have some of the big ones like amazon primes out on switch netflix isn't on switch so like i feel like it's not just a netflix issue i feel like nintendo themselves is almost anti stream but then they have game streaming i don't really like disney plus as well that's another big one like how do we have hulu but not disney plus when disney owns both of them i mean here's the thing i personally wouldn't use my switch uh for streaming but that's because i have like every tv in my house is a smart tv i do use an apple tv a separate device for my bedroom right now i used to have it down here it's in my bedroom right now and i have uh xbox series x and a playstation 5 hooked up to my main tv in my studio so if i for some reason i'm having issues with the samsung apps because sometimes sometimes i don't know if you guys have this problem with samsung smart tv's sometimes the apps don't work very well or or like the wi-fi chips really weak and it just doesn't you like you have a 4k tv but you're not getting a 4k image so then it's better to run it through like a playstation 5 or an xbox i've had that happen so um that's something but uh otherwise you know i also watch on my phone too sometimes but yeah i don't i don't find myself watching that often with like a switch but i'm also again i i have a breath of technology to watch i not everyone does like if you're a kid uh you know i wouldn't mind my kids being able to watch netflix on their switch i mean my my son has a switch light i wouldn't care if you could watch i mean he'd be the one that would watch netflix on his switch i don't have a problem with that like so like for for my household there would be some people that would use netflix on switch if it was there so it is kind of weird that we don't have it uh just because hey there are certain situations and certain people i think mostly kids but still that would use their switch in that way uh there's also some people that hey they might be rocking older tv's uh that really suck with smartness uh and it'd be cool to just dock your thing there are 1080p tv's just dock your switch and stream i mean there are people that were that were using weed to stream netflix for a long time so it's weird that we don't have it right at least i think it's weird um you had that problem with your samsung tv yeah yeah the samsung tv i i had this tv in here i've had issues time to time that's why i have the apple tv was originally for this tv because my cable service provider uh they don't do 4k cable boxes which is stupid but they do 4k streaming tv through apple tv so you want to oh you have an iphone so you're an apple no like i have i literally have android tv's um i are our favorite streaming service to use as a roku but they don't my cable company doesn't do 4k tv streaming roku it's exclusively with a contract with apple hence why i have an apple tv and the apple tv's fine it works great it's just you know we prefer roku um personally but we have so this tv's got the samsung stuff which i don't know that's is it spit off of android or is it its own thing i don't really know then we have an android tv in our living room upstairs in our bedroom we have an android tv but that android tv was cheap and so like it's stupidly so slow i think the processor inside is just too slow so it crashes all the time and the menus it takes forever to move in so that's why the apple tv is sucked up up there because like yeah we don't want to deal with that shit when we're watching tv in our room um i don't know netflix on switch though like i mean my bedroom is a perfect example where i might actually be willing to put a dock in my bedroom even though it's a 4k tv it's not like a huge tv right you know it's like a 40 inch tv over the 42 inch it's not huge like you know we'd be probably fine with it just just a 1080p feed but it's what it is spectrum yeah spectrum is a bitch but it's like the only service we have around here um yeah your samsung is yeah see that's just weird it's weird and right now out of all of the streaming devices in my house like when i watch live tv because i watch because we do have a cable box we're not using the cable box at the moment because um the dog chewed the remote for it and they want to charge me 80 bucks to get a new remote or i could just use the spectrum streaming app so i just use the spectrum streaming app uh but in all the different streaming apps and all the different devices it runs quickest on my apple tv like if i'm watching on my apple tv and i'm watching on my phone uh the apple tv stream will be ahead of my phone it'll be ahead of uh everything even the the roku comes in second so clearly spectrum is like favoring apple devices with the streaming again they have a contract with apple too so what are you gonna do um yeah but but roku roku does a pretty good job with it as well although i think officially they have removed the spectrum app off of roku we just have it pre downloaded from before i don't know i hate that's the thing about all this streaming crap all these and this is what's happening with switch all these contracts for all this streaming shit and like some people just get left behind like oh you want netflix but you only happen to have oh you know you have a kid that you want to just send in the other room to watch watch them you know netflix or whatever on their switch while you're doing what you want to do on your main tv you can't because nintendo has a contract dispute with them so too bad not everyone has multiple smart tv's and they're also like i do all these like i have a riches of technology i talked about this before in my live stream right now there's this screen this screen this screen that screen in the screen so right now i've got five uh i've got well three monitors and two tv's running right now i have a sixth monitor right here that i'm not using currently um and i've got three computers running right now for this live stream three computers although one's just this laptop that's just here for me to read the chat basically uh so really two computers to run this stream and i have an embarrassment of riches of tech because i'm a tech enthusiast but i know that's not the case in a lot of homes most people don't even own a house as big as i do or a yard as big as i do right most people that i know we're living in like the shitty two bedroom apartment that i used to live in and you're lucky if you have a single tv in the house maybe you have two maybe you have one in the living room one in your bedroom maybe but a lot of people i know growing up they have a single tv so like having netflix on something like switch is of benefit in a household like that so i don't know the pain in the butt me versus me versus me gone a long time ocarina of time is not in my top five ocarina of time is not in my top 10 my drawer is masked is up there used to be in my top five then it drops to like eight and it bounces back to like three so this is the thing with zelda i'm such a huge fan of the whole series there's a lot of fluctuation uh like outside of like my top two my top two are pretty firm it's breath of the wild in zelda too after that everything is so fluid and moves around on my list a lot depending on what i'm feeling that day like what like i'll make a list today and then tomorrow the list might be entirely different based on what i'm feeling that day like what kind of mood am i in for gaming what kind of zelda game do i prefer to play that day and that could literally change the whole order of the list um handheld mode is worthless what are you talking about on netflix's least nintendo platform so netflix uh as of june 30th no longer works on we you in 3ds so now that means there are no nintendo platforms at the moment that can run netflix well they all can run it but like are are are currently running netflix no they don't they don't work anymore um um why don't you rate ocarina i do rate ocarina it's just not in my top 10 home films isn't possible that the champions could return in breath of the wild too and mifa or zelda they're dead spoiler the champions are dead in breath of the wild didn't know if you were aware they died they don't exist anymore so uh i would say the champions probably aren't coming back in breath of the wild too just a guest could be time travel involved could be some crazy stuff but my gut feeling is no champion the focus of the first game was on the champion second game will not be focused on them at all and they will not be present that's just my guess by the way i don't actually know of course we don't know enough yeah if you want fast internet around your spectrum is your only choice in my area um a bit south of me about 20 miles south of me you could start getting um like barizing is in some places with uh fiber that's supposed to get fiber um so they're starting to offer fiber but uh the only cable internet provider in my area is that otherwise you're stuck with satellite uh which is not as good or you can get dial up of course for the believe it or not there are places that still offer dial up service no thanks uh i could also get clear wire wireless which is dsl which is i mean for someone like me no thanks for maybe for like an average consumer dsl would be okay i have no idea um i just remember though one time i had dsl it was so bad that i'll pass like waiting on netflix at 240p during peak time like seeing the circle i haven't seen the circle on netflix in a while i have a business line from spectrum in my house it's not fiber but it's what it is one gig um but it's not fiber and i don't get one gig all the time uh but yeah like i haven't seen the wheel on netflix does netflix even still have the wheel i don't even know i haven't seen the wheel on netflix in like a year since i got the business line internet so like so yeah um 100 megabyte per second something that's not bad no more that's not bad it wasn't too long ago that the fastest i could get from charter was just 60 that was like three years ago in my area the fastest they offered was 60 the only reason like i think the only reason the business line that i have um has a gig is simply because they know they know that fiber is coming to my area here some of the next few years and they want to convince me they're not switched little do they know i don't like spectrum so the moment fiber is here i'm getting the fuck off of spectrum done unless unless spectrum's the one offering the fiber fine but i'm i'm done they overcharge way too much money way my my my internet bill is stupidly high now i know it's a business line so i choose for it to be higher than it needs to be but i shouldn't have to have a business line to get these speeds so that that's kind of like my like i shouldn't have to have a business line for these speeds and they still restrict my upload like a bitch i'm still i still can't get above 30 megabytes on uploads three three i still think about it i get a gig down but i only get 30 megabytes up bullshit you can't tell me those copper wires can't give me equal down and equal up but they want to make you pay because there's a package above my package that'll give me 100 megabytes up if i'm willing to pay charter an extra $250 on my business line per month oh yeah charter already give you 200 you want 450 for me to get just 100 megabyte upload so dumb i hate i hate isp's got us by the balls man it sucks and especially in areas like i'm a i live in rural america so like i know in cities there tends to be a lot more options at least i've been told i've never lived in a city but i've been told there's more options in cities i live in the middle of you know bum f nowhere wisconsin uh there is like no options you get like one provider and they pay the local government money to be the only provider so like charter owns charter spectrum owns all of the cable lines in my area and no one else is allowed to even use them so it's just dumb you end up with no options the only reason fiber is creeping in is because fiber requires new lines to be installed because they have to install a fiber optic line and charter doesn't own that because the fiber optic lines don't already exist in our area they're brand new and have to get laid down so new companies are able to come in and do that so um there's a lot more cut scenes in age of calamity than scoward sword oh man um here hold on you don't even have to hold on there's entire collections on youtube you can just go look so i don't know about total cut scenes um but skyward sword all cut scenes is five hours and eight minutes just the cut scenes five hours and eight minutes age of calamity is two hours in 27 minutes so yes skyward sword is twice as long just cut scenes when i tell you that skyward sword is the most in-depth story in zelda history it's not even close not even close skyward sword has such an in-depth really long story it's insane i you've never you here's that you don't even with skyward sword you don't even realize it how many cut scenes there are it is we usually mock nintendo for like zelda games not having super in-depth stories usually they become in-depth because we read more into them with theories you don't need theories with skyward sword to have a super in-depth story because nintendo basically gave you a five-hour movie to watch it's insane five hours of cut scene in skyward sword oh let's see here um my locked-in answer is not super old um birth of the wilds at one octagon at a time of two skyward sword at three majority is massive four and this is the fast olympic i'll link i'll link between worlds at five nice the center prime also is the best well thanks man um you don't have skyward here you go you don't remember having that many cut scenes and you don't remember skyward sword here you go give it to you in crisp 4k 60 fps as well which means it's an emulator but here you go five hours and eight minutes enjoy see you tomorrow five hours and eight minutes enjoy um spirit tracks versus phantom hourglass not even close spirit tracks stomps on phantom hourglass phantom hourglass isn't even the same tier of video game in my opinion get your popcorn ready i can't use my main account to chat in youtube live streams really even though i haven't done anything wrong i don't know what your main account is christopher lockhart you know i use that like a youtube thing i think our mods band you maybe they did a while ago i have no idea i can't keep up on these things anymore at least during e3 i can keep up on it get your popcorn ready get your popcorn here um that blue shirt is a little snug so this shirt does not fit me look here's the embarrassing here's an embarrassing although the shirt never fit me but here we go close close it's not too far off but it doesn't currently fit it never fit me by the way when i bought it it's closer to fitting me now than it used to be but yeah it doesn't fit me right now what are you gonna do i'm i'm i'm back to working out and everything we're good but like you know have your moments i'm not hitting the workouts as hard as i used to um i'm a big boy i'm a big boy now nintendo prime get your ass out of here get out of here one dollar you cheap motherfucker i keep telling you it's 20 dollars or bust nobody asked you no no i want i want no i don't want to hear it you're a cheatskate no i'm not taking off my shirt for a dollar what am i a stripper you need a lot more singles than that like 20 of them and you make it rain all over me just what what the fuck you know what you're lucky it's friday and i want to have a have a drink we'll crack open a fresh cold one right now heck i got a clean shot glass even that's right i cleaned my shot glass finally since e3 that's how long the shot glass went without being cleaned since e3 crazy um you're lucky i ain't partying for you i don't party for nintendo prime not unless it's 20 bucks yeah normally we do party modes on our super chats some of our regulars know this no there's no partying for nintendo prime that one he's such a cheap ass cheers to nintendo prime fucking badass oh here we go here here's somebody who knows how to do it right thank you p flans river 29 for the two euros euros i was going to be as one is one line one is two anyways hey there i really hope you're doing well thanks that's another beer shop baby beer shop baby this evening beer shop baby time we got we got other other booze you like getting into to depending on if the super chats get really crazy tonight euros all right got it euros let's say i thought that was euros i always get confused with euros and pounds that's euros all right i'm from the us all right we don't he just got like a little s um cheers um did you you didn't think i'd be back gotta decide in the middle of a live stream oh you know that he's live right now he's literally talking into his mic right now who we have to update god damn it voicemod now it's not the time to update it was you nintendo prime wasn't it you fucker sitting over there on the couch lounging doing your little one dollar super chat it was you wasn't it you click the button didn't you mind of your shit onto your shit oh god all right did he die his hair backwards in time maybe i turn 25 monday legit legit turn in 25 not even kidding my birthday is july 5th i turn 25 years old damn it i'm monday 25 just saying die my beard die my hair what the fucking fool you did before you'll know when i die it i'll come on here with the nintendo prime blue when i got the blue beard and the blue hair then you'd be like oh yeah should be told that's just my natural color so just get out of here i'm 25 i'm reading the chat here have you okay yeah yeah super uh star wars fan 67 i'll get to you in a moment that is a very good question we'll get to you in a moment the super star wars fan uh city suns hey did you mail out the e3 prizes so i talked about this briefly the other day i'll talk about it again i plan to make a community post on it uh so none of the e3 prizes have been i wish i could reach them right now some of them are right here some of them are over there none of the e3 prizes have been shipped yet in fact we still have some people waiting on digital codes as well so here's what happened uh got got the money like i planned it was getting ready to print out some shipping labels and my card got declined and i'm like why is my why is my card getting declined that doesn't make any sense right who why why why would i be declined uh turns out my fiance no one that i would got paid that day decided to go on a little bit of a shopping trip without talking to me uh came home with a whole car full of a bunch of shit and i'm like honey how would you pay for that knowing already because i checked my bank and she's like oh i knew you got paid today so i figured you wouldn't mind well uh honey that money was for e3 so um i love her it is what it is so now i basically i'm waiting on another paycheck to get everything shipped out uh i can tell you this i go on a cruise this month on july 25th i will be shipping um everything uh i will be shipping everything before i leave on that cruise um well i don't the cruise is actually leave on the cruise on the 27th but i go to my sisters in the cities um it's a long confusing story i don't want to get into it again but listen i will have everything shipped before i go on the cruise which is at the end of this month capiche are we capiche over here capiche um we have a five dollar mr p 1985 thank you for that five dollars oh yeah baby oh yeah we're busted out the big guns for this okay rome shot is not that big of a gun but hey it's bigger than beer right more booze than beer it's friday night and the feeling's right friday night oh yeah cheers i just saw it nintendo prime two dollars again you're a fucker why are you lying you turned 35 on monday don't lie you turn 35 mother fucker 25 you're just jealous i'm ten you you see this shit you see this look at this look at yourself a week ago and look at all the gray hairs you're right now look at all the gray hairs you're rocking do you see a gray hair anywhere on this mug do you see gray anywhere that's right because i'm 25 or about to be about to be 25 fuck off but i'll drink to that i mean you're i like to drink so you're lucky but don't be lying to the crowd you turn 35 on monday i turn 25 can't help that you're an elder statesman practically my dad oh we have another one thank you p flans ridder 29 for the one euro appreciate it get the little get a little beer in me forever and never the bot just get down with the bottom i'm 45 but i age like wine my ex-wife ages like ouch i mean i know it's your x but still just spitting fire over here all right cheers what's my favorite zelda game breath of the wild um you like banana you like banana cream banana cream pa so uh i will be streaming monday for my birthday so i hope you guys all tune out for monday right the current plan right now is to stream on monday the thing is what throws a wrench in my plan to stream on monday no no i'll be streaming on monday so i will be streaming on monday for my birthday so no need to buy me birthday shots today even though this is the last stream before my birthday i mean you want to buy me fourth of july ones today that's cool but i won't be streaming this weekend um yeah i'll be streaming on monday for my birthday but i usually stream on mondays anyway so you don't have to treat it as anything special for me i celebrate my birthday tomorrow um we have a little family get together at one o'clock tomorrow one p.m at one p.m tomorrow we have a little family get together so technically on celebrating my birthday tonight slash tomorrow because you know that makes sense my actual birthday here's what sucks my birthday is july 5th i'm in america july 4th this big thing so on july 5th i never get to celebrate my birthday because everyone's all wasted and just messed up from july 4th so then i end up never getting to celebrate my birthday so it kind of sucks like you'd be like oh man your birthday is especially on a holiday isn't that great no no it's not it sucks none of my friends ever want to hang out on my birthday so i'm hanging out with you guys and i'm technically celebrating tomorrow slash tonight i don't know i don't know i don't know what i'm celebrating anymore just looking good looking good for my age come on you ever see the 25 year old looks sexier than me be honest you turned on that live stream you went damn i don't even swing that way and i want that you know it i know um let's see you excuse me breath of the wild what's your favorite zelda game by the way happy birthday thanks to the rights uh zelda to the adventure of link didn't see that one coming did you our long time fans knew that answer already but um what is netflix doing netflix is being netflix uh i know i make your birthday all that much better adrian let's just celebrate it damn tenor prime six right i swing both ways i mean i ain't here to judge um god stop asking what what rake i rank different zelda games guy i just got to say an earlier would take me a long time to sort it out and whenever i tell you now it would be different tomorrow i'll be different the next day what's so special about zelda to everything how about the fact that it actually takes skill i don't know is that like a thing in zelda yeah it isn't that game it actually requires skill you can't just button mash to victory you realize you could waggle slash button mash to victory in every single zelda game but zelda to your magic spells and your g elements starting to make me put it back above breath of the wild here quick don't don't don't don't do me like that zelda to his fantastic um happy birthday this is the elemental hero the shadowing dragon wolf king question did you see that they are bringing out or talking about dead space what do you think about it also will you stream ea play uh i don't know if i'm going to stream ea play uh it's been so disappointing every year they've had it it makes me want to not stream it yeah it's been so disappointing it makes me not want to stream it but uh and then they announced like dragon age and mass effect aren't going to be part of it so i i don't know maybe i'm i'm gonna i'm gonna put an asterisk on it and just say maybe probably not but maybe um i agree it was your favorite two oh tom anderson's like me had zelda two at the top before breath of the wild came out i thought i was alone i thought it was the only person that had a great rank that high that's awesome i'm glad there's another what's my favorite beer uh probably angry orchard but it's a lot of calories and sugar so we stick with the light beers um but you know if i had to choose my favorite if i was at my ideal weight and size and everything i'm sipping the angry orchard like a prince um Nate don't be jealous i don't have my wife or kids for the fourth now look look i'm not jealous that you don't have your wife i'm sorry that you don't like to party with your wife that's even if even when you're with the boys my girl is the best girl to have around the boys so personally i wouldn't celebrate not having the wife because i like partying with my wife man it's fucking fun she brings the party to the party but the kids that i can appreciate the kids are always the drag on having a really great time and i love my kids and i like watching them have a good time but them having a good time isn't the same as moa having a great time but i'm not jealous i'm just i can't really be jealous because um i'm going on our cruise i don't know if you guys realize this july 20 let me actually look at the exact date so we're going to my sister's house which is by the airport the night before we fly out so we're flying out on the 25th the cruise leaves on the 26th so we're flying out to miami going to miami we're actually going to be there kind of early so we can do something fun in miami on the 25th and then the 26th we go on our cruise and then we're gone until saturday so yeah uh i we have decided we we made an executive decision uh that i will be making content while on the cruise well see how that turns out julia has decided that i am going to continue to make a video per day while on the cruise i don't think that's gonna work out too well but she is gotta do it gotta do it so we'll see what happens i'm not bringing this camera so i don't know i don't know i mean i could hook up my phone we'll see what happens so we will be bringing uh the editing laptop and all that jazz on the cruise uh making content from the cruise so so don't be too jealous when you see some videos being recorded on the beaches in the oh what is this oh yeah there we go i also love zelda too especially the music happy 25th nintendo prime make sure you get your dance on when you're on the cruise oh so here's a fun one for you my fiance is awesome at partying right she loves to party when we get a chance to right she doesn't want to do it all the time but but she has never been to a club ever and on this cruise there just happens to be a happening club for the 18 plus crowd like 21 plus crowd just happens to be the club of clubs on this cruise pretty excited the one thing we are worried about a little bit is uh like i have the travel documents here they just they just uh sent me this literally as the stream started thank you by the way and we don't okay so we don't have active passports right now because of covid we couldn't get passports so we booked this cruise like a year ago have not been able to get passports this entire time so she has an old passport that's not active um i don't have a passport so i was all worried because technically we're leaving the united states about passports and i'm pretty sure i'm reading here like it says that you should um bring one um but the passports only required for air not by boat uh for leap for for coming and leaving eight for my doc so i looks like i don't need a passport but they're like you really should bring one can't sorry although they do say visa central what is visa they're saying visa central can get me one in a day i'm wondering if it's like a temporary one so to get the real to to get like the full uh passport to get the full passport it takes like six months right now but maybe visa central is like one of those hey we can get you one in a day so maybe maybe i maybe i'll go through visa central what the what are they what are they charged let's see traveling soon um i hold the passport i do not hold the passport yeah travel the oh no they do say oh you can get a same day passport what are they charged though no you can't you can get a same day renewal yeah see this is what i'm talking about passports are so weird right now first time passport there it is come on i do want to make sure um they don't have wow you can't get them right now so not even visa so they tell you in the email that visa central can get it for you but they can't visa central is not doing new new passports right now um okay yeah we just need we just need license driver's license for the screws but because we're going to the Bahamas but i think they're you they're us controlled territories even though they're not states i don't know and that's what it is i'll figure it out it's dumb though because you can't get passports right now first time passport you click on it it opens the same passport information renewal you i don't have no i'm gonna get signed up here i'll see if i can get yulia's renewed it looks like renewing it's a lot easier than um than getting a new one passport submit all right so i submitted a request i was so they're supposed to put me in a queue but i wish it would tell me how much it costs on this website i've never had a passport before thank you for joining the passport priority queue we'll contact you and expediting yeah see they don't have it they they don't have can't get passports right now expedited this is so stupid i looked into this before and you you just like can i get a damn passport right now it's so stupid all right back to the stream this is something i'll worry about later um you should pre-record some content just enjoy your cruise she told me not to pre-record content she wants me to continue to cover news content which i can't do my pre-recording just make a passport using crayons what do you think is the most annoying zelda companion try usps well it dude the passport's important because it they say in this thing they say for travel documents a valid passport port is required for international travel and for entering the united states by air a valid passport book or uh other compliant document blah blah blah is required uh we strongly recommend that all guests travel with one even when not required requirements described below our government regulations and policies okay international cruise travel so i don't know okay here we go domestic travel so it says the western hemisphere travel initiative requires that all travel travelers entering departing the united states canada mexico the caribbean because we're going to the caribbean and the remunerate must prevent a valid passport at apartment homeland security approved travel document savages the bearers identity and citizenship open loop cruises so voyages that begin in one us port and in another us port will require about okay well we don't we're closed we begin and end in the same court and so we begin and begin and end in the same port closed loop cruises voyages that begin and end the same use for allow you citizens to travel with additional travel uh with with additional travel documents such as a us birth certificate plus a government-issued picture id card so if i have my birth certificate and my license i driver's license i do not need it because it's a closed loop cruise uh the name when your travel documents need to match the name on the cruise line reservation to be linked by uh other legal documents such as a marriage certificate a birth certificate issued by government agency um birth notice issued by a hospital is not an acceptable travel document yeah see i got to worry about julia more than i need to worry about me i have to worry about julia more than because julia is uh she was adopted so her green card's expired her passport's expired but she has a social security number and it's weird it's like she's not a us citizen but she's a legal resident it's it's so weird so she's who i'm really worried about so if i just bring my birth certificate and my license i'll be fine if i can't get a passport but hers i should really try to hard to get her passport renewed is what it looks like it looks like i really should try very hard to get her passport renewed where we go damn it call us yes yeah i'll call us i the big the big thing um big thing see me so it sounds like i don't need a pass i mean i should get one if i can get a passport for myself i should but it's julia's that i that i want to make sure i get taken care of like if i go to passport renewal you don't have to go in person uh what what's visa central do for renewals passports um same-day passport passport renewal uh deliver my passport to me a little later then oh yeah well yeah okay traveler information okay so i might be able to renew julia's passport through visa central so it looks like visa central is where i want to go for renewals but i want to go to usb s renew i don't know it's confusing it's all it's all confusing it's not really you guys are concerned i've been trying to sort this out for like six months um like i went to the usb s to get a passport two months ago and they said we're not doing that right now nobody is well now all the covet restrictions are gone we're fully vaccinated um so like i it's all whatever i'm more concerned about julia i need to get julia's renewed because she doesn't have an active green card and it's 1700 to renew her green card shouldn't be as but can she get her the thing is can she get her passport renewed without without an active green card even though she's technically pays taxes and is considered a us citizen but then isn't it's weird it's weird like she can't get the star on her license to fly which we don't need for this trip but um she will need for next time we can't get the star on her license without the new documents that cost 1700 it's so ridiculous the whole process is ridiculous and it's not even her fault it's her mom's fault um she didn't file the paperwork correctly which is why we have to refile the paperwork for 1700 but yeah we'll uh i'll i'll try to get hers renewed here um fat maybe i can maybe i can do it without her even here no because i need her i need her passport i'm gonna call her right now actually i'll just text her quick i'm gonna see if i i'm gonna see if just entering her passport numbers and i'll if i can because our password's expired by quite a quite a bit of time but she's but she does have a passport um use a wallet-sized password card to enter the us from canada mexico and the caribbean so if she could just get a card version of it too nothing like not even the full book i don't know this is a pain in the butt because i would hate to get there and be like oh you can't get on the cruise because she doesn't have a us birth certificate that's that's my problem right now is i have a us birth certificate and a license so i can get away but not having a passport she i don't know if she can start no cx 24 rule star is needed as of at least in wisconsin as of october 2021 yeah i need i need to figure this out for julia's sake my sake i'm good it's a closed loop cruise so i just need my birth certificate and license but for julia i think i need to make sure her passport's renewed and her passport's old like old old she hasn't used it since like 2002 or something like that like no wait 2005 i think was the last time it was used so it's it's been a long time but she technically had a passport a us passport so maybe since she had one it won't be that difficult to renew it because maybe it won't matter that her green card is not active since she's already has a social security number and everything and has a prior passport with her current name on it i mean they might need to update the picture on it of course but let's see i'm just gonna get her answer here i just needed her to send me her passport number i think she has her passport on her this is so dumb that i'm wasting stream time figuring this out but it is really important that's kind of the thing it's like a really important part like i would hate to get there and she can't get on the cruise that would really ruin our fun i know she has it anyways we'll move on till she till she texts me back and i'll try i'll try to see what it's gonna cost me to get hers renewed i know it's gonna be more like she has to pay more for her driver's license than i do put her inside your luggage well the big i mean there is one solution to this one thing that does count if you don't have a birth certificate a marriage license we're not married so all the more reason for us to go to the court and just get eloped get eloped quick get the documents all officialized and then like they're still they're still doing marriage certificates right now so we can get married officially at the courts and we can get that done like in the next week get everything filed and then uh the problem the problem with that the one issue i don't know if it's gonna matter because they don't require our social security numbers is she would get a new new social security number so that is one issue um another issue is the cruise is in my name and my name has to match and i was gonna change my name for when we got married but yeah there's a whole issue with that because i was gonna my last name's rumple jance we were gonna change it just the jance we got married but one of the purposes of the cruise i could just have her last name change the jance or i could just we just keep her name when we could change it later you know like you don't have to change your name that sounds like an adam sam in the movie right get married just to get on the cruise rim me on me no time to find somewhere to get married right now as for uh scheduling an appointment for my own passport on passport new passport with photo with photo service $15 fee adults one uh see if there's one i can schedule near me no i can't do it i can do it here select the time of course my local post office is still let's say i want to do it next week Tuesday 10 15 okay i will have to talk to you lia before i schedule mine i'm gonna focus on hers first and then i'll schedule mine through the post office and i'll get my because i don't technically need mine so i need to worry about getting hers renewed and then i'll worry about my passport dude it's it's complicated because the what makes it complicated is because of julia it's not for me i have my birth certificate i got a legal copy of my birth certificate and i have a driver's license i'm fine but she's adopted so it's it's it's complicated for her not for me well very very the problem okay so the issue the issue we have isn't me i can get a passport i've always known like my social security card i don't even have anymore it's been destroyed um and went through a wash machine and got destroyed so i i haven't had a social security card in a hell of a long time but you don't need that to get the passport um julia on the other hand she's got a social security card she's got a driver's license she's never a us birth certificate um and it makes this really complicated because in a closed-loop cruise you need a birth certificate and a driver's license or preferably a passport and a driver's license would circumvent all that as well so like she so because it's dumb because they changed all the laws what happened is they changed the laws like a decade ago and her mom never told us about the law change so around the time i started dating her they changed the laws on adopted kids so while she's in the us and can't leave the us she can't re-enter the us either it's it's so dumb so like it's really because her mom messed up and didn't take care of it back in the day that now we probably have to pay a stupid amount of money but i'm hoping that because she used to have a passport that we can get through it without uh it's the green card not being active that worries me the most i've been trying to straighten it out for like six months and everyone i call keeps giving me different answers we'll try again i kind of gave up on it because i thought we weren't gonna need it then i just realized when i got the travel documents today that i don't need it but she does probably yeah i mean it's easier just to get married then i'm gonna worry about shit she doesn't even need a green card or a because she has a social security number and uh and is able to legally get a us license um it's actually super easy to get married it's it's like way easier to get married and then we don't then she doesn't even need a passport she can just have a we can just bring the marriage license i don't i wouldn't even need my birth certificate either we could literally just bring the marriage license it will count for both of us in addition to our driver's license right like honey you know how are we gonna get married august 21st next year maybe that's when the ceremony happened have a good day i think i haven't even looked into what you need for a marriage license what documents are required for a watch she'll need it even for the marriage license anyways do i need all of those hold on you need an id social security no she still needs a birth certificate uh she has her birth certificate it's just not maybe it won't matter maybe because she has a birth certificate it's her birth certificate just isn't us so maybe that doesn't matter the date of the wedding marriage license fee proof of residency just go to vagas quick just get over with some adult business happened dude it's adulting sucks sometimes you know adulting just sucks but she does have a birth certificate i don't think that matters for getting married in the u.s because she's already it's not even the budgeting like i'm not even worried about the cost i'll find a way to pay the cost you know like a marriage license like 130 bucks i can find a way to pay that the cost for the passports sounds like it's gonna be like 35 to 50 bucks for me to get a passport for her it's a little bit more might be like 100 but like i'm not worried about the cost i'll i'll figure out the cost it's everything else surrounding it that that i'm worried about you know nintendo prime what are you even doing how are you even paying for this right now like what what am i getting charged for right now i literally have no idea where you're getting this money from and i told you it's $20 or but i'm done talking to that guy i'm just done i've had enough that's just how shocked i'm done talking to that guy all right i'm living in vegas i got married in vegas nice uh there's no common law marriage in moscow so we've lived together long enough for common law marriage to apply in most states there's no common law marriage here yep sucks because because that's the east that's the easy cop out the easy cop out is we we've been living together a decade so common law marriage it's like after seven years doesn't apply here we've tried or i've tried for tax purposes i tried to file us as as joint married for tax purposes and it turns out common law does not apply here get hitched yeah honestly it's it's it's getting to that point that it might need to go get hitched but we'll see i'll i'll try to i'll try to like the automated methods of renewing hers and if it just happens to work i'm not gonna complain the state cannot stop the power of love you can't stop the power of love the power of love the power of love love love love love love love what did i just tell you go to your room go to your room yeah i'm grounding you tonight i need that money you fucker how am i gonna buy a passport now how am i gonna buy it now when you're just giving money to google get the fuck out of here get the fuck out of here yeah that's right oh you want to go jerk off in a different room your prime is just fucking me up it's fine i'll give you a real shot you're lucky that i'm celebrating my 25th birthday see what i'm deal see the kind of shit i deal with over here my fiance's blowing money godfucking nintendo prime blowing money how am i ever supposed to have money how am i ever supposed to buy anything i want like a passport he's too powerful 10 of primes is too powerful that one did not sit well who remembers my last live stream so my last live stream ended up making like 40 bucks you know i don't know why it made 40 bucks this guy came in who was just trashing on nintendo and hating on me and paying five dollars a pop to just talk shit about me and nintendo it was great i'm like i mean you want to pay to insult me i mean who am i to judge who am i to judge thank you justin basil for the three dollars basil says you're the best nate i mean i'm certainly better than that nintendo prime guy he's old he's got gray hair i don't know what he's doing see cool refreshing um verum verby it's hilarious that you donate to none nintendo primes donated don't don't confuse 25 year old nate with 35 year old prime he can fuck off um that you donate to yourself but why you're just basically donating to google i think they're doing okay um that's a question for nintendo prime you're talking to nathana rumble jance i'm the guy that turns 25 on monday he's the guy that turns 35 on monday and has gray hair and he's weird didn't you see me i'm like arabian night arabian day i'm getting a tan face with all the black hair and he's a blondie with gray arabian night don't mess with me see he's got blonde hair and gray in his beard he's an old man i'm tan black bearded what's this what's this i don't even know what that was i don't even know what that was that's like something my kids do that's the aid in jance the aid in jance the aid in dance my son aid in does a dance like that he also does a dance conveniently called the wiener dance i can't really explain that one but yes my son does something called the wiener dance no he doesn't expose himself but yeah we'll just leave that we'll leave that dance alone is that how babies happen probably cheers brian thank you so much for the 499 whoa whoa microphone look at that under armor undershirt yeah no uh what should we call it today the uh what bourbon it's way better than middle light i mean i'll get drunk quicker that's for sure see here so again we're q and a time by the way if you guys didn't know at nintendo prime of the chat ask me questions obviously super chats bounce everything to the top all that good stuff we're having some fun today on an early celebration of my birthday i guess weird um um that's all baby dwarfs are here jesus what are you guys doing what are you even talking about right now we went on this whole adulting trip down cruise land you want link to talk and happy birthday what i'm just i'm just going up happy early birthday thanks i think i'm gonna be streaming on my actual birthday but nothing wrong with celebrating twice right i'm twice as nice so we'll see we'll see if the black survives my actual because obviously guys i actually died my beard in my hair i'm i'm not actually black hair i'm blondie i'm like a dirty blonde with gray hair in my beard but i don't know what do you guys think of this i never really asked you is what do you guys actually think of the black i've never i've never dyed my hair like this dark before beard hair combo even my eyebrows are dyed i've never i've never gone like this deep into like a really dark color and i literally went straight to jet black what do you guys what do you guys think you guys like it maybe maybe it looks like shit not it's not like it looked bad before by the way i want to try something different it's not like a midlife crisis thing i just wanted to try something different i'm trying to decide if i want to keep this for the crews right do i want to keep this all the way through to the crews or do i want to i mean i might i might just try a brown next time and see what that looks like but i feel like there's a nice contrast like because i'm getting tan summertime and i'll be on the cruise which will make me even tanner that there's a nice contrast with the black and the tan you know i feel like a contrast really well together but i've never had a black so it looks like a dad's beard well i'm a dad stay natural bro don't hide age does michael brown i don't think this makes me really look younger to be honest so like when i make the joke that oh yeah i'm 25 and that nintendo prime guy with gray and his beard is uh you know an oldie like one i don't feel old by the way yeah i turn 35 on monday but um it's a uh i don't mind the gray doesn't bother me it's not like oh my god i got gray hair oh no i'm so like my hair up here is no gray by the way there's literally no gray in my actual head it's just in the beard like just like a little like a couple right here and then like i don't know like like a dozen or so hairs down here that are gray um um some people look literally purposely die to add that gray in so it's like a does it really matter it doesn't really bother me i wanted to try something different that's all it wasn't me trying to to to to look different i don't want to look different but i wasn't trying to look younger if that makes sense i just wanted to try a different look it's kind of like every now and then i'll frost the tips in my hair as well that's right i'm a frost tip boy sometimes um it's just it's just something different it's not really because i'm hiding anything uh he's looking like a jersey boy nobody second thinks it like that so one thing i did notice so i've been um you know because i fully vaccinated and everything went out in public just just a smidge i went out to yuli and i went out for some drinks at a local like a place a few blocks away we went out and had a date night like i don't know god two days ago uh because she just went back to work yesterday so it was the day yeah so it's like two days ago because she went back to work yesterday she had two weeks off work and we finally went on a date night and um it's the first time i really went out in public around people we might know with me having this and nobody really even noticed um everyone thought it looked natural they thought literally that i just had black and i think it's because of the full commitment to it right because one we just dyed it this week so it's fresh you don't you don't see like any growing in color changes at the moment um so there's not so so it's just looks all black so everything here looks black and we fully committed with the eyebrows as well and then did the whole head and um people just thought that's just oh yeah i haven't seen you in a while like i didn't realize your hair was that dark cool and nobody even questioned that it wasn't natural until until we went to my parents house so obviously my parents know i don't have black hair right they they they've been faced timing me and everything for like days had this the whole time they had no idea i go in person right i'm swimming because they have a pool right we're swimming in their pool and my mom takes one look at me and she goes oh my god you dyed your hair and your beard why why my mom's just flipping out because she doesn't believe in doing that um because obviously she knows i don't have black hair like it wasn't that she she told me it's not that i think your hair looks like it's dyed it's that she knows it's dyed like she knows my hair isn't black um so like is she just got so pissed and i'm like mom just try something different i'm just trying something different not like my mom isn't dyed her hair she just dyes in her natural color right so like oh if you have some gray but you dye it like no people tend not to care if you if you dye it natural you know you dye it natty because all you all you're doing is just like returning some color yeah but my mom got all pissed about it i'm like why are you pissed it doesn't affect your life but literally none of my friends nobody else no one's even noticed it's like man people don't really pay attention to my hair that much i guess i pay attention to it more than anyone um anyways thank you vlog for the two dollars uh i would be hyped for scourcery if i could get the amiibo yeah that's a challenge the amiibo is a challenge uh michael brown says just enjoy your natural life prime as a 51 year old trust me i don't know here's here's what i'll say michael brown here's what i'll say michael brown cheers by the way so i don't know when i'm going to get gray hair up here i have no idea it's gonna happen someday right maybe it doesn't happen until my 40s or my 50s i don't know everyone's different genetics are different um i could i could have a fully gray beard but totally blonde up here and is what it is right um i don't care like it doesn't i don't mind my natural stuff um but when you talk about like enjoy your natural life as a 51 year old trust me who cares at the end of the day who cares if i want to die and have my hair look a little bit younger than i really am who cares like i did this and do i do i actually feel younger now that i did this i mean maybe a little bit i don't feel like i'm like in my 20s you know i joke about 25 but um you know i kind of feel like 30 maybe it makes me feel like five years younger um see what's weird for me and this is my argument for why i dyed it by the way and i i should have just dyed it the natural color no you guys wouldn't even notice by the way my gray hairs i don't have enough of them that it's really noticeable on camera so you guys wouldn't even notice that i dyed it or just dyed it my natural color but my big thing here is when i was younger okay i have never grown this out so so like i've grown a beard one time like i'm just a big thick beard and my my my facial hair goes really fast i take me like a week and a half and i'll have like a freaking monster um so i trim it let's see i like this look on me right it's kind of this clean shaved you know you keep you keep it down it's not it's not stubble but it's not like a full beard kind of thing i like this look i never had this look when i was younger one i went to private catholic schools required to clean shave right out of there i was working at kmart which at the time required me to shave uh and then i kept the clean shave going after that uh just because it was a habit and then when i decided i wanted to grow it out i got a job at mcdonald's when i was like 24 they required that you clean shave so i literally stayed clean shaved pretty much all the way up until i met my fiance and then with her every time i talked about hey you know do you think i should grow this out a little bit and she said no clean shave clean because she only knew me as clean shaved right so she wanted to keep me clean shaving all this past decade because i literally had done nothing but clean shave pretty much my entire life i never really tried this look and then about a month and a half ago um i didn't shave for like two days that's all it took two days um and then i went into the bathroom and i said i want to try some um so you know i shaved down the neck and i got i got a clean line and i and i cleaned up my lines around here or whatever um and then i just left it like that i walked out and my yulia looked at me and said man that looks really good on you but by that time i was already starting like this wasn't that long ago by that time i was already starting to have gray hairs in it and i like i never got to enjoy trying to have this before the gray hair like that's my argument to myself is i wanted to try this just because i haven't tried it without the gray hair because i just never got to enjoy that while i was younger um for various reasons so that's why it's like i'm just curious because i never actually got to see it if that makes sense and i like it yeah dude my beard grows way too fast so they're like i'm surprised i can't tell yet um about a girl because i can feel that it's longer but i can't tell the color difference yet which i have more dye by the way it's like i'll just redye it for a bit especially since especially since my hair is all black and that grows slower i you know i'll i'll redye i have enough to redye my beard like i don't know three four times so i'll just redye it until my hair grows out too far and then i'll stop but we'll see just no fellas trying to beat the inevitable client i mean you're gonna hear michael brown whether you die or don't die like in terms of dying your beard or your hair like whether you dye your hair or beard or don't dye your hair your beard doesn't affect when you're gonna die you're gonna die when you're gonna die i could die tomorrow i could die in 50 years i have no idea what i'm gonna die you know you're not beating the clock by dying you're just making you feel good about yourself you can't change how old you are i joke a few a bit young you can't change how old you are i'm gonna be 35 on monday i can't change that um but it doesn't mean i can't like enjoy looking good i do think that i i like this black look this black beard black hair look more than i thought i would i wasn't so sure about it at first but now it's kind of growing on me i don't know if i want to go back to natural i might i might keep it black for a while we'll see we'll see haven't decided might at least keep it through the cruise and then we'll see after you lost 150 yeah see and for you you lost a bunch of weight i mean it's one of those you can't change your age but you can you know feel just feel a little bit good about yourself it's not a big deal and this takes all of five minutes literally it was it was it was like this goop you mix it together and you get your gloves on and then just five minutes hop in the shower which it didn't work as well as they said it would in terms of washing out so then we have like these alcohol wipes and we went like this over my head and then it looked fine but yeah i'm not afraid of gray hair right here and it looks like with the genetics i have that i'll probably not have many gray hairs in my natural head hair for a while um a more i should give you some of my weight why don't you take like a cool 70 pounds off me throw it on you and then i'm done losing weight that'd be great nappy i'll get i'll get to where i want to be weight someday i have i've backed off on my weight loss um a lot this summer a lot more than i planned on um it's just been a super busy summer it's not an excuse right losing weights a lifestyle change um and i was so committed to that lifestyle change for so long and i've and i have lost a lot of weight over the last couple years but i should be already at my ideal weight and i'm not i just don't let myself get down about it love me for me baby and you'll take 50 of it sweet and the genetics of captain caveman my beard grows too fast uh we should create a wild wild west open world how to throw will smith and the other guy in it all from that movie what was that movie called wild wild what was that called the will smith movie i'll handle you talking about i think it was called wild wild west wasn't it looking that water like a chant um i'll tell you a key to gaining weight order domino's pizza order the pan pizza and eat the whole pizza for like three meals a day you'll gain some weight you'll gain a lot of weight really quickly that's a lot of calories just eating one of those whole pieces of shitload of calories a little three you're like eating the rock number of calories the brewers won again the walkie brewers have won 10 straight games good for them and how about the bucks baby uh yeah go bucks go go bucks go hopefully get a win tomorrow and end up in the finals who needs you on um you need a thousand calories that's not enough more that's not enough when i say eating a full pan pizza from domino's pizza you're eating like 3000 calories okay just to put this in perspective and then do it two more times that's it you ate 9000 calories yeah 1000 calories that's not enough 1000 calories isn't enough say you eat 3000 calories a day that's probably not enough for you to gain weight because your body naturally burns that if you want to gain weight you got to eat more calories in your body but burns a day how much are they uh they're not they're not that bad i think uh i don't know what they are in your area but i think there's a national deal for 599 choose any any two or more national deal 599 so you can get so you got to pay like a dollar extra for the pan so you get like buy like two of them you know you buy two of them there's your lunch and dinner um and you can get up to two toppings um so you're spending like seven bucks a pizza i mean it's a lot of calories it's a shitload but if you're trying to gain weight you know that i mean that's the biggest thing we're gaining weight is you say we're losing weight gaining weight you need to eat more calories than your body burns per day and you will factually gain weight you want to lose weight it's not necessarily about the exercise it's about the diet and you eat less than your body burns in a day it's a lot of calories i've been on that two pizza a day diet before it wasn't a diet i was just a fat ass i was just a fat ass and i how i do i blew up the 300 on that shit because my body only only burns about 1800 calories a day so like yeah i blew up like a fucking blimp eating the fucking pizza i love pizza by the way it's so good and then like you get like the garlic butter sauce you want to throw some extra calories on top get the garlic butter sauce and drizzle it all over the pizza and then like get like an extra um an extra garlic butter sauce pack or just a marinara pack like dip the crust in it i'm telling i know all the ways to get fat i know how to get fat i i don't care how much your body burns calories i can find a way to plump you up i can fatten anyone i know all the ways the fat guys know how to get fat i'd love your homemade pizza probably best toppings on a pizza oh see i'm like uh so sometimes uh if i can just have any toppings i want i usually go pepperoni sausage bacon like breakfast bacon uh so i'll stop with three meats on and then i go pineapple and really weird right like why would you mix pineapple i just like the sweetness added in um then onion again see weird isn't this like pineapple onion and meat like what that's me green pepper black olive every now and then i throw some jalapenos that's kind of like my garbage pizza um if i can just have anything i want otherwise you know i'll go like pepper pepperoni pineapple i think is is a really nice combo for me you know like pineapple obviously pepperoni sausage is always a good combo um i i have pretty much always had pepperoni i just i just like pepperoni send me a picture and discard pizza with pineapple i mean i know not everyone's into that pizza with pineapple is not for everyone but i i like it i like it i'm i'm i'm a pineapple pizza kind of guy my my son my youngest son oliver he's five years old his favorite pizza is pineapple pizza literally just cheese pizza with pineapple on it pineapple pizza no canadian bacon or anything so not like a Hawaiian just pineapple pizza and he likes pineapple and pepperoni and bacon yeah that's a good it's a good combo dude and then i um i like spice so like i'll put red pepper flakes on which are like like next to no calories so it's like a guilt-free addition to make it spicy um but that's me what's not guilt-free is when you drizzle on the garlic butter sauce when you drizzle the garlic that's not i mean you're adding like 300 calories to the whole pizza like that's not guilt-free but it does taste good and if you want to get even more awesome um so you could drizzle on a full pack of uh of the uh 300 extra calories of the garlic butter sauce on and then you sprinkle some of the red flakes on then you come back in with some parmesan grated parmesan cheese on top add another 200 calories in that and all of a sudden you're not told you you you can get really dangerous a pizza really fast like yeah like end up having like 600 calories of slice by the time you're all done with it it's insane but god it tastes so good even from 330 to 170 nice man just too thin yeah 170 at six foot i think that's that's a little too thin you can you can lose while drinking it so so i've lost i've lost i'm still sitting around the 100 pounds i lost from my heaviest um and like i was still drinking while i was losing weight you could still drink and lose weight you need to pay a lot more attention to how many calories you put like like when i do this i know that this is a lot of calories okay i'm not stupid the cream the cream in this is very high calorie this isn't too bad this isn't too bad like i haven't even finished one beer so it's not too bad but like this is a lot of calories you gotta pay a lot of attention to your calories and you drink uh but then i compensated for my drinking by working out so like my diet my food diet was how i lost weight and then if i added extra calories from drinking i would then work off every calorie i drank we're working out chicken cubes cream cheese corn and bacon oh yeah and then like i like i like a good uh barbecue chicken i'm not a big taco i love tacos but i'm not a big taco pizza guy but like a barbecue chicken or an alfredo chicken pizza is also really good alfredo chicken one super fucking high in calories there's there's so many different ways you make pizza tequila roast strawberry so my my fiancee's favorite now is mango daiquiris that's her favorite drink right now mango daiquiris blended she likes that she said she's had a few other drinks she's been like she she likes bloody marys as well but um now she's now she's big into mango daiquiris blended mango deck um hot sauce yeah i feel like hot sauce so you can always sprinkle some hot sauce on different there's always different types of hot sauce i'm not a big hot sauce on pizza guy but i don't mind it i've done it i'm i don't like ranch so i wouldn't put ranch in uh there's so many different ways to do pizza you guys are just making me hungry i'm trying not to eat pizza right now i've cut pizza out of my diet i had some like two days ago and i stepped on the scale yesterday and i'm like you know i got to start paying more attention to what i'm eating i really got it i i got off my diet there while julia was um took two weeks off work or i stopped paying attention to what i was eating and uh i started thinking back like god i was eating a lot of junk just so much high calorie crap the last two weeks i ended up pounding 20 pounds back on wasn't happy about that i'd like to lose that 20 pounds again before the cruise and i know i can literally it's just go back to how i was dieting in the first place and i'll probably lose that 20 pounds before the cruise and we'd be like that's a lot of weight to lose before the cruise in three weeks my body just we'll lose that 20 pounds like that just have to just have to go back on it probably i'll probably get to it starting tomorrow get back to my protein drinks for breakfast and all that jazz it's not a big deal it's not like i am starving i just uh who tastes good i want to be able to be on my cruise and be 20 pounds lighter than i am now so when i'm inevitably on my cruise and i put 15 pounds back on because i'm eating lobster or something um but i just don't care because it's a cruise i don't want to be like where i'm at now and then pack another 15 on top of where i am now then that that might upset me but if i lose the 20 and then i end up putting it back on during the cruise i'm okay with that right i don't want to be bigger than i am right now i want i want to i want to where i am right now is the largest i'm comfortable at now i used to be like 350 it was it was massive but um where i'm at now i'm comfort comfortable at it but i'm not happy with it right i want i want to be about i don't know seven like a seven four seventy pounds lighter than i am now that's where i want to be um but i'm okay at where i am now i don't want myself to get bigger than where i'm at right that makes sense like i i if i lost you know 40 pounds this shirt would fit i'd be able to button it like i could force it and button a couple buttons but it would just come up but um anyway uh how much do you approve of nintendo's president i see people rate how they think they are you mean a shinter for akawa i think he's doing fine so far i don't think there's much to really rate him on uh i'll give him some credit that hey we're going to be five six years in the switch and we're still getting a bunch of really good games that's really good um nintendo usually flames out by then so that that's actually really really good uh but we'll see he hasn't really had to make in my opinion a lot of big decisions yet i think i think he was set up for success with switch so i have to see what happens after switch but i think switch i think awada really had him set up really well to succeed so we'll see what happens you don't need a perfect one i used to have a dude i used to have a six pack back in my day it was so hard to maintain that i i would like to have a six pack again just one day but like maybe maybe i just wanted to get get the six pack again one time just to prove i could do it if i really want to i think it's more like a self i want to prove to myself i can do it and then i'm ever gonna maintain it because i don't i don't care about that but just hitting it one time being like yeah that's pretty cool to know that i have that capability still and then just don't care after that i mean i'm not gonna let myself get massive but you know whatever get get the classic dad bod i'm beyond dad bod right now i mean this is this is beyond this is beyond dad bod i was already i was already past dad bob when julia met me i drink it in three days dude dude i could drink like a 12 pack a day and not even feel it so stupid i hate that i'm a heavy drinker it's cool for live streams but like i really hate that i'm a heavy drinker one because it's a lot of calories too god it's so expensive for me to get buzzed so dumb go to a bar and i got to spend like 80 bucks to even begin to feel things and that's if i'm doing shots so lame i didn't shirkie anymore i know all about fast you know i tell me i know all about fast oh i don't care what people think about me i'm like i'll fuck everyone else people can look at me and think i'm a fucking fat ass on the cruise i don't get too flying fucks i think i fuck off judgmental pricks who cares i ain't there to impress them when i thought about weight loss i'm talking about it for me and obviously for my long-term health it's not healthy for me to stay fat for my launcher hell based on my family history it's not good for me to stay this big um buy a handle of evan williams and mix it with daco and got it sent through finally oh the picture of your homemade pizza i'm sure i'd like it what is it you got um um why am i content i'm not supposed to wear my contacts yet that's why so what is that is that tomato what is that is that red pepper or tomato i can't tell in black olive you put salt are you one of those people that put sauce put sauce on top looks good whatever it is it looks pretty good i do homemade pizza every now and then one it's a lot healthier do homemade you can save on calories because you know what's in the crust you can make it you can make a crust the crust is the crust and the cheese are what get you for calories but you can do lighter cheeses and a way lighter crusts then no end up not like it's not like i have to give up pizza i just have to make healthier pizza it's like i can't have dominoes once in a while you just can't have it every day tomato was actually homemade sauce nice i've done i've done some homemade sauces before i don't like eggs i mean let me correct i like it but the way that i like them is not healthy so i'll just have the protein the way that i like eggs is not good for me you know e3 is gone and we're going to have a hangover time in games until next year like guys i don't need advice on how so when i talk about losing weight i don't need advice i already know what to do that's not literally my grandmother's a nutritionist i already know everything to do that's not it's more the willpower to do it the motivation to do it i'm not as motivated as i was before and i think i know why so i got motivated two years ago some people might remember i had a heart attack back in 2019 and it was primarily due to my weight so i was massively motivated at the time of these weight get my blood pressure under control get everything under control get healthy well my blood pressure is basically under control now so it's like my motivation was to get my bp down to lower my risk of future heart attacks and i've kind of done that um so now it's like what's my motivation to lose more weight well the motivation to lose more weight is one i i want to feel more comfortable in my body i don't feel comfortable in my body um i don't like that when like when i stand over my chair i need to make sure i pull my shirt down so you don't see my my belly like i don't like having to think of things like that i would rather just not care if you saw my belly um i would like to be more comfortable in my body but how much of that is enough motivating to me versus having some pizza having some tacos having a burrito having this having that blah blah blah having some ramen noodles like what what's motivating to me um and i don't know yet because my fiance doesn't really care she loves me the way i am um our sex life's great it's not like our sex life you know maybe it gets better if i lost weight i have no idea but it's pretty fucking great as it is right now so i'm not complaining uh she doesn't seem to be complaining either so uh there's not really a reason for her to lose it the reason has to be all about myself and wanting to feel comfortable in my body since health wise i'm doing better now so now to lose the rest it's not about health at least right now long-term health it could be but my current state of health i'm fine so now how am i going to push myself to keep going so and i know the big thing is i want to be comfortable in my body in my comfort i don't need to be skinny again i want to be clear i don't need to be a thin boy again but would i like to be 50 70 pounds lighter yeah that doesn't make me a thin boy but it makes me a heck of a lot more comfortable in my body than i am now so it's uh you know what do i do to get there what do i do to you know and i know what to do to get there it's like but motivation versus wanting to eat whatever i want to eat i do enough to i do enough to not gain now like i have a threshold that i hit that i won't allow myself go past anymore but it's like but how do i get myself down i know i think i know i know how to get down i know how to stay down how about the motivation how do i get the motivation that i don't know that's the part of struggle right now is just the motivation to finish it off i'm so proud of myself for losing the weight i did and getting my heart rate under control but now what do i do to get to that next level what's that next big motivated motivation that's going to get me there that i don't know i don't know i don't know what's going to be um we don't have a Costco nearest we don't have a Costco i've had cauliflower pizza before it's okay i think it's it's not even the pizza i don't have pizza that often to be completely honest i don't have it that often it feels like it because i've had it twice in the last week which is a lot for me but i was at my parents house and my parents are friends with the owners of dominos and they get free dominos pizza so like every time i'm ordered over there they always order in pizza and i'm like fine i mean it's fine for the kids it's just not great for me well that's why it feels like i've had a lot of pizza lately i just don't have pizza that often i love pizza but i don't have to have it like i eat so much of it when i was younger then i don't feel like i have to have it all the time or anything like that and again it's not it's less about what foods i eat it's more about my motivation to get back i know how to lose weight i've proven to myself i know how to lose weight i know how to work out i know how to do everything i need to do to get to where i want to be it's not about what to do it's about the motivation to do it because my motivation before was always get under get my heart under control when my heart got under control at a higher weight than i thought it would so you know do i pretend my heart's not in control now because i know it is it's like yeah my doing a skyward sword hg stream i am planning to yes i will say that is the plan that is the current plan the current plan everyone is to stream skyward sword hd on the 16th hidey hidey ho micro bronzes i lost see okay to me it's not about what i have to do to lose weight i know how to lose weight losing weight is not the problem strangely enough well from most people it's like oh how do i create a diet and a lifestyle that enables me to lose weight i already know what that diet and lifestyle is because i've lived it for over a year i know what it is i know what to do it's not hard like i thought it'd be hard i didn't even have to give up drinking i was still able to drink and lose weight like it's not hard it's just you know what's easier no longer monitoring what you're in taking all the time and just eating whatever the fuck you want to eat when you want to eat it like that's the thing it's not hard but it's still harder than just not giving the shit so what's your relationship like with samis hunter i mean the same as it's always been i guess i don't know last talk tour like last week privately mm why would it it's not like we're on bad terms or anything just uh no let the love for your kids motivate you fuck your instant gratification think of being there for them in the future so it's weird so like my kids okay they're five eight and ten um knock on wood and barring something unforeseen happening i should be fine for them all the way through college see my thing is like living long isn't for my kids because honestly based on my current health i should be fine and my i'll make it my kids through college or whatever they decide to do probably well up until my youngest kids in his 30s based on my current health so like it's not necessarily about my kids because honestly once you get to a certain point your kids grow up they have their own families and their own lives going on yeah i'm sure i'll be part of those lives to an extent as a grandparent or you know they sold my turn to me for advice or something um but at the end of all of that you know it's really my wife that i grow old with i don't really grow with my kids right like my kids go off to have their own lives and who i'm left with every day is my wife um and she should really be the motivation to want to live as long as i can for her it's like if i because i'm already older than she is i'm five years older than she is so like wanting to well i guess not five i'm four four years four years in a week older than she is so yeah there's that one week where i'm five years older but it's four years in a week so like i my motivation should be that since i know i'm older than she is um that i should be doing my best to take care of me so i could be there for her and take care of her as long as i can should really be the one like my kids i'll be fine i don't think my i don't think my health is gonna go so south that i won't be there for my kids through the time that they mostly need me but i do think for the sake of my fiance that that that should be something i consider more i don't know it's tough also when she loves me the way that i am it doesn't really care if i lose her gain weight anymore so like that also doesn't help but she's like you don't have to lose weight man i love you as you are you're good like i know i know it's not about that like she just told me the other day i'm a frickin 8.5 to her and 8.5 you look okay look at me i think i'm a decent looking guy right i know there's a lot uglier looking than me 8.5 even when even on my best days i'd say i'm no i'm no higher than a six or a seven and she's like 8.5 i'm like jesus fucking right okay so like yeah i can get to a 10 for her but 8.5 is pretty fucking good um is it possible to be in your podcast and if so what are the requirements what's up flippin uh so my podcast yes one you gotta have a decent mic that's number one if you don't have a camera it's fine you have to have some sort of decent mic um it can't be like a laptop microphone that's not gonna work uh two um i don't invite the general public on my podcast um it's just it gets really sticky when you just start to let anyone on your podcast uh so um what we have is a patreon that you could sign up uh and is a $20 member and you get invited on one podcast a month uh by by joining our patreon uh i'm now all of our $20 members like haven't really been taking advantage of it we don't have that many $20 members now but we used to have more of them and basically no one ever took advantage of it so i stopped messaging them um but yeah basically if we get like a new $20 patreon patron i would message them on patreon and be like hey when you want to come on this is our schedule um then we go from there uh so then you get invited on once a month for that there's not really any other i don't have any other way for the public to come on besides our patreon um that's just the way that is sounds weird but oh yeah you can come on but you gotta pay me it's just it's a way to filter out people more than anything um it's kind of like the reason that i i just don't friend everyone in the chat on my uh on my what what you call this on my switch because then i end up maxed out all the time and then when i want and then when patrons or other people want to play with me i don't like i can't add them to my list is full so it's more like a filter than anything and it's set at $20 and there's limited slots there's like 10 there's 10 slots i think now some of that um later michael you have a good night man you have streams kind of dying down even though it's super chill right now brian see i need to come on podcast sometime i mean again decent mic not what i prefer you to be on camera sure absolutely you can be on camera you know we hook up a discord you can do a video call but you don't have to be i don't require our guests to have to be on camera and whatever youtubers on of course they already have the setup for it so why not but i don't i don't expect you know fans to have cameras but it has to be a halfway decent microphone you can do some testing with it you need to wear headphones when you're on make sure there's no echo all that jet doesn't have to be the greatest microphone ever by the way like it doesn't have to be like a hundred dollar lav mic or you know anything like that it could be like it could literally be a headset i'm socially awkward that's all right what's up denise zizi how's it going man how is it going is julia gotten back to me yet trying to get her passport information damn it i'm probably gonna call her maybe she fell asleep she does a night shift partially at work and sometimes she falls asleep i'll call her in a bit because i'm probably gonna end the the podcast here soon my my my left context getting blurry too quickly and it's because the muscles be wearing them yet i put them in just for this live stream and i shouldn't have i should have just wore my glasses and i still have an an infection to my left eye i'm on some heavy antibiotics but i thought i'd be fine but it's actually bugging me more than i than i thought i would there's a reason they told me to wait damn it um but today why don't you go off really enjoying it nice man airpod pros and they might be all right i i don't have a i don't have any airpod pros so i'm not sure on the quality of them i'm sure the camera's fine the ipad camera's fine i know i know the ipad camera's fine that's not a problem all all all phones and ipads and i'll have a pretty good camera now um you should be close and be friend people exercise a lot to motivate you i don't have a lot of friends so let's just start with that you know i know my best friend is eric more eric more is three times as big as i am i actually know not he's twice as big as me no motivation coming there i don't have any other friends why don't i have other friends i have acquaintances but why because of my parents are three who works 40 hours a week at home and does youtube i don't have time for that shit i'm just being just just just total honesty i got time for friends i got a family i got three kids i got a fiance i ain't got time for that shit now if my fiance was big in the working out that would be a motivator but she's not so i tried to be a real mic in webcam but i was told not to by someone i tell them on me because yeah you don't need to technically to be a youtuber or anything um you think bloomberg will have another article soon for the switch pro nope i don't think bloomberg's gonna talk about it again till like september i honestly think they're not gonna have anything on it till september do i prefer buying switch games digitally or physically um i don't really have a preference to be honest like i own a physical copy of mario golf but a friend got it for me for my birthday um i personally don't give a shit if i have a physical copy or not so it's kind of a meh your girlfriend oh wait wait wait saying your girlfriend wants to be on camera with you private video and see brian see you naughty boy you naughty naughty tat tat tat i've only played adventure mode in fact i'm gonna grab my switch because after i get my uh julia's passport information i am going to play some mario golf tonight oh my god i'm knocking down stuff yeah so i'm gonna play some mario golf tonight fully charged perfect no she said i couldn't you couldn't buy one you see this right this is all the camera you need for all the fun i mean i'm not saying i know from personal experience but i don't think so tony berg i i'm so convinced it's