 Have you ever heard of the Mutant Football League? It came out in 2017, and since EA has a monopoly on the actual NFL, this is what developers have had to resort to. The funding campaign for Mutant Football League raised $60,000. Compare that to the $220 million that Madden pulls in every year, you normally wouldn't expect much. But if there's anything I know about electronic arts, it's that they know how to set the bar low. Today we will be playing the Mutant Football League. Let's have some fun. Dude, they even got the MFL logo. It's got similar layout to Madden. Speed burst, dive, hurdle, spin slash attack. That's always good. Wait a minute. Are they updating this game? This game came out in 2017, and the quarterback for the Killadelphia evils is Waylon Hertz. They're actually updating this game. They don't even update Madden hardly. They've got Virus Decay. I'm not sure who that's supposed to be. A.J. Growl, I assume is A.J. Brown, and Callus Goddard is Dallas Goddard. Who is Virus Decay? Look at the description of the team. The Killadelphia evils had a defense as strong as a line of cock blockers at a bachelorette party. The Lieblin burns got Nick Chubby, Azazel Horde, Deuthe F. Shacknoose. Tell me why I don't get some of these. Vile Scarlet has got to be Miles Garrett. They've got Dirty Tricks on offense and defense. Bro, what is this game? Wait, what's the best team? All right, this is the Indianapolis Colts with Maddie Ice, Narlithin Slayer, Jonathan Taylor. They did a really good job, actually, of parodying these players. Tell me why the helmets look cleaner than the Madden helmets, though. Like, why do these helmets go so hard? Airborne Dodgers? Air and Fraudgers? All right. Who's Galaxy Chaos? I think Terrell Cyclone is supposed to be Terrell Owens. Apex Predator is that Julio Jones? The Atlanta Vultures. The Deadland of Vultures. I want to know the best team. The highest team is the Philadelphia Evils. Okay. Cleveland's pretty damn good, though. Best defense in the game is the Orcs of Hazard with Mongo, Earl Spuke, Cooter Spuke, and Iron Jaw, Magical Coot. Dude, what is going on? There's actually online, but I've never played, so we probably shouldn't start there. Let's do training camp. Let's just learn how to play. Dude, you're telling me this is a $60,000 budget. This is actually hilariously on par with Madden graphics. Obviously, this doesn't look as good as Madden, but this is, like, actually pretty good. Why is it pretty good? All right. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see it. Baron return. Oh my God. He hauls ass. So you only get a short amount of speed burst. I'm out of speed burst already. Shit. Oh, I'm up. I just got fucking suplexed. Oh, shit. I didn't even return it far enough. I'm in poverty. Wait. So how do I juke and shit? Juke. Hey. It looks like you can attack people on offense. Oh, I got suplex again. I made it though. I made it where I needed to. All right. Running the ball. Thank you, uncle. I like this uncle better. This uncle doesn't touch me in my sleep. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's go rumble right. Look at the big boys up front. Dude, I want to hurdle somebody so bad. I'm going to try and hurdle. Get up. But you can jump like crazy in this. I like this announcer. All right. Let's go, baby. Let's get it. Go over. Get fucked. Get shit on. Yo, I'm using only hurdle, bro. I'm not using any of these other buttons. Hurdle's elite. He's hitting thriller. The passing clinic. Let's go, baby. He's there. He's there. Let's go. Oh my god. Tutty on the first play. No. I'm RB 34. This might be Bo Jackson or whatever this game's equipment. Oh, I kicked him in the fucking head. Get shit on. You know what? I'm ready to play, bro. I'm about to play somebody online. I'm feeling like that's a really stupid idea. Let's play the mayhem bowl. I'm going to be the cardinal sins like Johnny sins. And he's going to be the insane cults. It's the mayhem bowl, baby. All right. So we've got something called dirty tricks. I think it's like an ability you can activate. I'm not entirely sure how to use it, but I'll figure it out. Dude, look at the crowd. The crowd's fucking lit out here. How is this a $16,000 budget, bro? This is a better crowd and presentation than Madden. Skylar Fury. This is Kyler Murray. Let's go, baby. It's kind of fucking lit out here. Oh, shit. There's like chainsaws. Go. Shit. Got slammed. Dirty tricks help. Okay. So here's how the dirty trips work. Bride ref. Each team can bribe the ref once per half. Ref attack. When it's clear, ref is bribed. He has to be eliminated. Dude, what? I think we have shotgun. This is a quarterback run play. Once the ball is snapped, the quarterback pulls out a shotgun, which can be fired at defensive players. The shotgun auto targets, but has limiting fire radius. Okay. So I can activate that and then just shit on people. All right, Indianapolis Colts. Let's see what you got, baby. I think he's there. He's there. Let's go out of Chopkins. Uh-oh. Oh, God. They're on my ass. Miles Carter. James Carter. Mame's Carter. If it ever shows up, tell them hi for me. I straight up don't know how to kick it. Hold A charge and then release the kick. This is Matt Prater, I assume. Oh, no. Was that a good kick? The announcer goes and send a big one here. Oh, wait. No, that's a bit. That's a bad place. Hey, there we go. I get ready. Ice. Oh, I'm there. I'm there. No. No. What was us? Let's go. Good tackle. Oh, that's JJ Watt. I just had JJ Watt. No. Get through the QB. Get there. All right. You know what? I'm going to take my L here. I want to play online. I want to play someone else online. Dude, are there like competitive NFL players? Are there people who know how to play this game? I'm going to get shit on, but I want to do it. Oh my God, I found someone. He's going to be the Cardinal Sins. Oh my God. Wow. I feel like a cheeser being the Eagles now. I won't be. I'll be Cleveland. Now he's switching. He's Tampa Bay. Damn downpour. They coated in Tampa Bay's field. It looks fucking sick. I'm not going to suck their cock that hard, but this is actually really, really, really impressive. Nick Chubby. Imagine you're John Wick. All right. We kind of got to have Nick Chubby just carry us, right? Fry and succubus. I think it's Ryan Suckup. Brutes, sickle. Who is this? All right, let's go. Uh-oh. Dude, I'm going to get shit on, aren't I? I'm going to get absolutely shit on. This is a bad idea. We have Jacoby Brissett. They did not give me to Sean Watson. Even, even this game, no way I just fumbled. Let's give it to Nick Chubby. Dude, he's like screaming off that left side though. Dude, this guy's like cheesing me. There's cheese in this game? Go. No. Wait, what are you doing? Damn, I turned the ball over already. Oh shit. Hey, beat his ass. Beat his ass. My linebacker just got injured. Did he like actually whooping my ass that bad? Why are you so good at this game? Get him. Oh my God, Chris Godwin touchdown. This guy's elite. Wait, whoa. Why do you have a real face? Whoa. Pretty kind of good graphics. What did I just see? Probably a handoff. And Tom Brady just throws another one. Chris Godwin owns me right now. Nick Chubb. Nick Chubb's there. Great ball. Hey, that's a first down, baby. No, Nick Chubb can't get. No, Nick Chubb can't get injured. Oh, that would be bad. We need him. All right, run a little screen pass. Throw it back across. Nice. Step out of land, my bro. I have only one running back left and he's about dead. Already. Oh, he's sending these. No, what? How? Bro, that was whack. I was wide open. This is what the big leagues looks like in me and football league, huh? Dude, this guy is elite. No way. I'm actually ass. No. I'm just getting decked on. Teach me. Yeah, I gotta ask him. Teach me. What? This game is actually so fun. I just got to go cover Godwin, bro. He's going to throw the same thing. I was actually there and I just stopped. Stop doing that dance on me, bro. Did he just onsite? Hey, the cheesiest shit I have ever seen. No way. You just fucking onsite kicked on me in me and football league. I'm back on defense now. Oh my God. You're a dick. You're actually a dickhead. This is a horrible idea. I never should have played online. Dude, I kind of got blockers over here. No, I don't. I hate this game. This game is impossible. I like playing the computer better. I could score against the computer. Just got to find the open man, I guess. Oh, there he is. Yes, sir. Let's go. Let's go, Nick Chubby. Dude, I just keep getting rocked. All right, we'll go right up the gut. Hey. Hey. He died. I think Nick Chubby's died. I think they just cut him in half. He died. Come on, you homie. You just struck me? And Jacoby Brissett died and I lost the ball. All right, I'm going back to Madden, bro. My quarterback just died. I have Josh Dobbs in right now. And I throw a pick to Vita Vaya. Who's going to score? Come on, figure out how do we, how do we kick? How do you fucking kick? Dude, this is the worst day of my life. Hey, good tackle. Yes. Yes. Take him to the blood pit. He's injured. Let's go, baby. Yo, what the hell is this? I'm fighting. It's a minigame. Oh my god, it's a half-time minigame. How do I shoot? What bullet was that? I was A. No! They got me. No, that minigame was actually sick. Oh, he beat me in the minigame. Yeah, what are the odds? Of course he did. Hey, I'm getting a chance to kick off at least. This is a first time. Dude, I can't believe I got struck by lightning. Like, the odds of that just can't be that high. I said, teach me. He said, why? Even he is confused why he's so good at this game. He doesn't even know. This got to be the funniest response. Why? What do you mean why? It's 22 to 0. What do you think? Dude, tell you what, though. This field looks kind of lit. Tell me why the field looks cooler than anything Madden does. Oh, I was right. There. I just don't know how to pick it off. Look at this dickhead. He's got a big ego over mutin' football league. Pro tip, find someone that's open. Gotta love this guy. I gotta go score on him now. Oh my god, am I gonna score right now? Dude, why is he so fast? My third running back just died, by the way. Unnecessary manslaughter penalty, nice. Only two running backs remain on my team roster. He said pro tip, find someone who's open. So I'm gonna pro tip, score on him now. Oh, let's go, baby. No, get there, you're so slow. Why are you so slow? I'm about to score, though. Pro tip, play better defense. I'm gonna go try and cover Godwin this time. Oh no, how did that happen? Two minute warning, can we keep him out of the end zone? Shit. If I figured out how to intercept a pass, I would be yawinking that puppy right there. The Cleveland Burns are getting worked right now, bro. I have to go score, dude. This play's really good, though. Dude, why am I so slow? Okay, I officially no longer have a running back at all. So what happens? VitaVa is no longer with us. So how does it work? Oh, I can't run plays to my running back at all. There's just nobody back there. I'm gonna have to make it work with my wide receivers. Who just exploded? This is impossible. Suck my lightning again. This game's impossible. This game's impossible. Dude, I don't want to see it, bro. He's gonna talk shit to me. Don't show me the screen. You know what you're setting me up for? Tom Froddy gets MVP. So he was 17 for 19 for 250 and five touchdowns. Godwin had nine for 10 with four touchdowns. We had two turnovers. We did okay for our first online game. I think we did okay. All right, gentlemen, this has been the Mutant Football League. I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you in the next video. Peace.