 Game of Thrones season four, episode five, first of his name. You know what else is crazy? Brandon and Jon Snow are so close to each other, but they haven't seen each other. They're like doing the underarm resign to each other, like. Yeah, two negative ends of a magnet. Right. Man, we need some Ramsey in this episode, guys. Yes, we do. No, we don't. We need Ramsey to get on Theon's head some more for what he did down there at Winterfell, serving justice out there. He can just keep doing vocals or follow up. You know, it's like that. If people write adventure books that they automatically have to have, like, an R in their name, let's go. This season is nice. It looks bad. Ready? Six thousand percent. Grant him courage and protect him in these perilous times. Whoa. Grant him strength. He might bear this heavy burden. May the chrome sheathen knows the fate of all men. Show him the path he must walk. In the light of the seven, I now proclaim Tomon of the House Baratheon, first of his name. First of the angles and the first men and Lord of the Seven Kingdoms. I feel bad for him. You shouldn't have to do all that. Long may he rain. Amen to that for real. I hope this little nug does rain for his life. I don't because I don't make his family, man. I don't like his family, but it's not his fault. He's a little nug. He's going to be a puppet king. I'm nervous for him. He's like 13, so he's probably just not even thinking about it. I mean, she's not wrong for it, though. I don't mean to interrupt. You're good. You're good. That was too funny. You're great. But in a way, like she's kind of like lurking, though. Searching ain't wrong for that. Oh, let's go. There he is. Long may he rain. He sits the throne like he was born to it. Yes. He wasn't there, was he? No, he wasn't. He was still born for Joffrey. He was my husband. My king. He would have been your nightmare. Your grace, I feel you knew exactly what he was. I did, too. You never love anything in the world the way you love your first child. It doesn't matter what they do. And what he did, it shocked me. Do you think I'm easily shocked? No. None at all. He did shock to me. Who was the last decent king, I wonder? He could be the first man who sits on that throne in 50 years to actually deserve it. It would be some consolation, wouldn't it? For all the horror that put in there. Oh, he will need help. He's going to rule well. He has you. The mother is not enough. You're still interested in being queen. I take it as a job. It was literally a job. Shit, it's so flabbergasted, didn't you? Sounds strange, I know. I haven't even given any thought to it. What comes next? It would be a great honor, of course. But I will have to speak to my father about it. Girls, scheme in. To speak to your father, I'll speak to mine. We may be faced with an alarming number of weddings soon. I don't know if I can handle it anymore. Sister. Or mother. That's so disrespectful. She just lost a child. Murdered at his own wedding. And we've taken the Marini's Navy, your grace. The second son took the Marini's Navy. Who told you to take their Navy? No one. So why did you do it? I heard you liked ships. Didn't you need a Navy? Yeah, but she don't like to just go out there and take people's Navy ships. Maybe she does. How many men can they carry? Ninety-three hundred, not counting sailors. Would that be enough to take King's Landing? The Lannisters have more. They've been fighting Joffrey's wars for years. They're tired, dispersed. And now the King is dead. Theory, theory. But we're not fighting to make you Queen of King's Landing. Ten thousand men can't conquer Westeros. The old houses will flock to our Queen when she crosses the narrow sea. The old houses will flock to whichever side they think will win as they always have. Dale. There's other news. From Yunkai, without the Anceli to enforce your rule, the wise masters have retaken control of the city. They've re-enslaid the freedmen who stayed behind and sworn to take revenge against you. Now the lessons gotta be taught. And in Astapor, the council you installed to rule over the city has been overthrown by a butcher named Cleon, who's declared himself his Imperial Majesty. Mm-mm. Cleon's gotta go. Please leave me. Not to you, Jorah. Jorah gets clout. Let's go, Jorah. Well, he's dropped a lot of news. Well, he's been there the longest, right? It appears my liberation of Slaver's Bay isn't going quite as planned. You could sail for Westeros and leave it all behind. A boy sits on the arm throne. A boy many believe to be a bastard with no right to it. How can I rule seven kingdoms? If I can't control Slaver's Bay, why should anyone follow me? You're a Targaryen. You're the mother of dragons. Aw, she doesn't feel worthy of that. Any time more than that. So she's facing some adversity for the first time, really. Mm-hmm. Questioning herself. More than that. I will not let those I have freed slide back into chains. I will not sail for Westeros. Oh, wow. I will do what queens do. Rule? I will rule. Bro, so she's not going to try to go to Westeros anymore? She's going to take control of Essos? She's going to try to make her people there a mirror, and I guess like, she's going to try to rule like a good. Maybe she's just going to like, because she can't take over Westeros with an army of 10,000, so maybe she's going to build the East into just like a powerhouse itself. Maybe. I think she's just trying to earn her right. Like, she just can't get things handed to her. She's trying to show like, she needs to be worthy of that. I don't know. I could be wrong. Oh, wow. And then there's sleazy finger over here. Mm-hmm. And, um, Sansa's starting to look a lot like Catlin. But how would they not? You know what kind of stories poor men enjoy the most? One's about rich girls they'll never meet. Is this the only way into the area? Mountains are impossible. If you want to get to the area, you need to go through the Bloody Gate. It doesn't matter how large your army is. First laws of the Vale didn't have much, but they had these mountains. The fortress they built here has never been overcome, not once in a thousand years. Wow. Know your strengths. Use them wisely. One man can be worth 10,000. Ironically, he used that number, right? 10,000. Yeah, exactly. 10,000. You've lost the Bloody Gate. We're shadowing for Daenerys in a way? I don't know. And there's an ace of lane. A lane? Can't do. Don't shoot. Can't do. Welcome back, little Belish. It really hard to just get one of those little things you get on your hand and put the light on it. You know what I'm saying? Get one of the Vale. That's a lot. You wouldn't need to attack the Vale. All you need to do is smother it so they can't grow any food, right? Uncle Peter. Isn't that his stepdad? Why is it Uncle Peter? I have brought you a gift. That's probably just what she tells her son. Lord Belish. He's very protected. Look what Uncle Peter brought me. A beautiful gift for a beautiful boy. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Lady Aaron. My name is Elise. Do take down that hood, Charles. I think I'd let my intended leave the eerie and urgent business without knowing what that business was. I let him go so he could bring you here to me. My flesh and blood. It's wonderful to meet you, aren't I, sir? You mustn't call me that in front of anyone else. Oh, of course I understand. No one can know you're here. I would never say a thing. The Lannisters wanted to destroy us. They've been trying for years. Now they know what it feels like. Mommy said they'd killed your mother and they chopped off your brother's head. Oh, my gosh. They did and my father's. They killed my father too with poison. I wanted to make a little Lannister baby man fly. Mother said I couldn't. He did too, didn't he? Through the moon door. Those are some good towns back then. Oh, my gosh. He just got you there. On top of everything else, they made you marry that filthy troll. They did. They made us both. Lord Tyrion didn't want to. I don't believe that for a moment. Aw. Did he force himself in you? No, we never. This is your cousin Sansa. But you're not to call her Sansa in front of anyone but Uncle Peter myself. Sansa, this is my son Robin. It's a pleasure to meet you, Robin. How's those? Robin, show Sansa to her chamber. It'd be so awkward for someone to just show me to my chamber. It's like, put me in timeout. I know. Oh, my God. That's disgusting with a little finger. What do we do now? I suspect Meter just went into the negatives. The ascension of King Tommen I first. Extricating Sansa, getting her here alive. She's here. We spent more than enough time on her for one evening. Let's get married tonight. Or to be not. Perform the Lords of the Vale about the ceremony. There's only one Lord of the Vale. The others can all hang, lurking and simpering on the stairs like buzzards. The moment my husband died, trying to get their claws in me. I do think that we could wait until... I'm done waiting, Peter. We had a wedding night many years ago. Don't you remember? Like it was yesterday. What wife would trust you with the way I've trusted you? You gave me those drops and told me to pour them into John's wine. My husband's wine. She poisoned him, not the Lannisters. Deleted to cats. Telling her to visit Lannister. Little Fingert. He started like all of this, basically. That's some season one drama. He says, shut up. He says, shut your mouth. Stop telling the Octobers everything. You're spoiling it. I know. Faded into nothing. What? Sleazy Finger. Tonight it is then. He's doing that for him though, I feel. Trust the occasion. Once I'm presentable, I'll call on the septon immediately. He just wants the veil. That's it. But that's not it. I'm going to scream when my husband makes love to me. I'm going to scream so loud that he'll make clear across the narrow sea. Oh, God. What? Oh, she really is. It sounds like the hells I go through. Sounds like not real clear. Different layers of hells. When will the wedding take place in your mind? As soon as decency permits, after we've allowed Tom and the appropriate time to mourn his brother and marjorie to mourn her husband. A fortnight, no jostling. Yeah, we know that now. That's reasonable. No 77 course meals. And your wedding to Laura's? Shortly after Tom and a fortnight. A month for her? No, you don't like them. I didn't like your husband. Used to pat me on the back a lot. I didn't trust him. Daniel Cormier. He's a woman. You don't need to perform on alliances with people you trust. And whom can we trust? Ourselves alone. Tyrells are our only true rivals in terms of resources. And we need them on our side. Robert wasn't particularly rich. Robert had me funding him. Wars swallowed gold like a pit in the earth. Perse that explains why we did so well in the last one. Do you know how much gold was mined in the Westerlands this past year? Haven't a clue. Gone? Your best guess. Counts, tons, ounces, can't be. Our last working man ran dry three years ago. Uh-oh. And how do we pay for anything? The Crown owes the Iron Bank a brother, a tremendous amount of money. Everybody owes this people. Davos is about to get a loan from them. That'd be interesting if we could see who they were. Must be someone the Iron Bank you can speak to come to some arrangement. The Iron Bank is the Iron Bank. There is no someone. But someone does work there, it is. Maybe it's the dragons, because they're like gold. It's comprised of stones. One stone crumbles and another takes its place. And the temple holds its form for a thousand years or more. We all live in it, Shadow, and almost none of us know it. You can't run from them, you can't cheat them, you can't swathe them with excuses. They're the IRS. You open money and you don't want to crumble yourself. You pay it back. Besting the Tyrells in the Crown will help a great deal in this respect. For the good of the family, I understand that. I'm not sure my brothers do. I know you're building a strong case against Tyrion. And as a mother, that is your right. But as a judge, I cannot discuss the trial with you. I respect that. We don't need to discuss it. Lannister Legacy is the only thing that matters. You started wars to protect this family. And you're back on Jaime for refusing to contribute to its future. What does Tyrion deserve? The lighting that future on fire. She hates you, Tyrion. Absolutely. That's crazy. So the gold ran dry. And unless they come up with a new form of currency, like we eventually did and got off the gold, they're going to be broke for a long time. Because they like to spend. They're going to borrow from them, people. They're in trouble. So we're seeing like a power change here. Mm-hmm. The red woman, Berek Gondarion, Thoros of Mere, Elin Paine, the mountain. Would you shut up? I can't sleep until I say the names. The names of every fucking person who wants to roll. Only the ones I'm going to kill. Hates as good a thing as any to keep a person going better than most. He's so close to the fire to hate it, you know? That's my brother. He's almost like a poet in a way, though, isn't he? He's close to the name of a list. If you were here right now, what would you do? I'd tell him to shut the fuck up so I can get some sleep. Go on, get it over with. The list of doomed men. I'm almost done. Only one name left. Go on. The hound. He's going to whisper it. The hound. Let's go. Dang. She hates you, bro. She said she's going to put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull. Yeah, but like, I don't feel like she really means that. You know, she's like, I hate my dad. I hate my stepdad. Honeycakes, candied almonds, custard, anything sweet. Cat was the first born daughter after all. It was important that she remained desirable so father could arrange a good match for her. And she was starting to get fat. My mother, fat. She never let me have my pudding until I'd finished all my proper food. This is before she married your father and moved to the north. That's a good mother move. That's just a typical one. Come hers. Marriage changes people. Like, if you're the opposite, like, what are you doing? Why are you doing that? I didn't mean for you to stop. Go on, enjoy them. She's like being too nice. I don't know what's up there. Yeah, she's shady. Where do you get the lemons? You can't grow them up here. Oh, god, no. Peter had three crates brought all the way from King's Landing. He's so kind. He really cares for you. Think where you'd be without him. In their clutches and try for murder. I'm very lucky. If he was responsible for you. Oh, I know he does. I'm so grateful. Why? Why does he feel responsible for you? Oh. Well, I'm half telly. He loved your family so much. Loved your mother. No. That's what you wanted to say. He loves you, Aunt Lisey. He's married to you. Never loved him. Never. Cat always went straight for the sweetest thing. The most obvious thing. Your uncle Brandon. Handsome, arrogant, cruel uncle Brandon. He almost killed Peter in a duel. And your mother loved him anyway. And now, Peter is risking his life to save you. The daughter of a woman who didn't love him. No more than those whores and his brothels. Wow. Has he told you about them? No. You're pregnant. Oh. What? No, I told you Lord Tyrion and I never could. I'm asking about Tyrion. Oh my gosh. What do you like Peter to do with your body? I'm nice, I know. I'm your young pretty body. Nothing. I'm a virgin. Don't lie to me. You're hurting me. He loves you, Aunt Lisey. All he says is that I'm a stupid. I'm a stupid little girl with stupid dreams who never learns. And I'm a terrible liar. So I should always tell the truth, but I should not want to start it ever. Oh my god. What a psycho, bro. She always uses that phrase about herself. You'll execute that dwarf for murdering the king and you'll be free to marry Robin. Robin? The lady of the fair. Your cousin? Yeah, you traded one tyranny for another. At least this girl right here, you can beat her up and throw her out the veil, though. So Littlefinger knew that Tyrion was going to get charged for it? Yeah, he set them up. And so that's why, so she can marry Robin? Yeah, but there's something bigger at play here, though. He's making his way towards the throne, but he's doing it in a way different way. And he's been doing this as day one. We just didn't realize. Wow. He's a lot more complex than I thought. He's the one who made the whole thing go down. He started the whole war in the first place. I prefer litters. Perhaps you should have stayed with him. Why is he riding that horse so creepy? It's not going to be a pleasant journey. It could take weeks to get to the water and the weather. That's a long way off. Well, Lady Sansa's brother's at Castle Black. By with her, that's where I'd go. Feel free to stop at any point. Never, my lady. I'm your squire. I've made it this far in the world without a squire. Why only one now? All nights of squires, my lady. I'm not a knight. And I'm not a slaver either. I don't own you. I swore on oath, my lady. I am releasing you from that oath. That means you can leave. He said, but I already swore it. What do you think will happen to you leave? He'll say I wasn't a very good squire. Oh, he just wants to be a good squire who sucks at horse riding. That's kind of sweet that he's panicking, though. He's worried about her. Right. But that says gold, remember? Yeah. That's the only form of payment he has. What a beautiful spot to practice, though. I feel like it was from that guy who was using those poetic terms, like flow like a river and stuff. I think she's like remembering him. What was his name? Allerio. Yeah, something like that from Braavos. Not Allerio. Wendy from Braavos, though. I am from Braavos. Yeah, what was his name? It was something with I.O. Cereo. What the hell are you doing? Practicing. What ways to die? No one's going to kill me. Well, if you're not surrounded like that, let's not wait to fight. It's not fighting. It's water dancing. Dancing? Maybe you ought to put on a dress. She didn't like that. Who taught you that, shite? The greatest swordsman who ever lived. That's what he did. Cereo for Al. Cereo. First sword to the sea lord of Braavos. Weezy head, little bastard of it. What do you know about anything? I bet his hair is greasier than Joplin's cunt. It was not. It was? He dead? Yes. How? I don't even know he's dead. Merin Trant. That's what some Merins are like. Merin Trant. The greatest swordsman who ever lived killed by Merin fucking Trant. He was out nothing. The boy hauled with a sword could beat three Merin Trant. Cereo didn't have a sword. Or am I just a stick? The greatest swordsman who ever lived didn't have a sword. All right, you have a sword. Let's see what he taught you. Go on. Do it for your propulsive friend. Dead like all the rest of your friends. Dang, she really tried, too. Your friend's dead. Merin Trant's not. There's Trant Tadama and a big fucking sword. There's some good lessons right there, though, for real. She keeps trying, though. She's kind of like in fantasy land, and he's just a realist. I know. She's out there river dancing or whatever, and he's like, mm-mm. That ain't going to do it, honey. He's basically saying, fantasize all you want, but you ain't killing me, little girl. I know. Just see out there writing. He's like, where is your cousin's and brother's? A poem, actually. May I show you the gardens? Couldn't very well rush as a royal escort. No, you couldn't. Why are you just out there writing poems, though? Not a very good one. To be honest, I ain't that surprised. There are more. For one of my daughters. They have several, don't you? Eight. Eight. Goodness. Eight daughters. The fifth is difficult. I named her after my sister, Elia. Beautiful name. But I can't say it without turning sad. And after I turn sad, I grow angry. Perhaps that's why she's difficult. God's love, they're stupid jerks, don't they? Which joke is that? You're a prince of dawn. A legendary fighter, a brilliant man feared throughout Westeros. Is he going to convince him not like Darian? I'm a Lannister. Maybe. Queen for 19 years, daughter of the most powerful man alive, but I could not save my son. What good is power if you cannot protect the ones you love? We can avenge them. Yes, we can avenge them. You really believe Darian murdered your son? I know he did. We will have a trial and we will learn the truth. I haven't seen my daughter in over a year. The last time I saw her, she was swimming with two of my girls in the water gardens, laughing in the sun. I want to believe that. I cannot do that. I want to believe she's happy. You have my word. We don't hurt little girls in dawn. Everywhere in the world, they hurt little girls. Would you bring her a gift for me? That wasn't there for her name day. I don't know when I'll see her again. Anything at all? The best shipwrights in King's Landing have been working on it for months. Marcella loves the open water. I will have it sailed down to Sunspear for her. Please tell her. My mother misses her very much. I wouldn't get on that ship though. Right, but I don't know what he's thinking though. I'm really trying to figure it out. What was his motive? Right there. Well, he's trying to avenge his sister no matter what. Right, that's what I'm thinking, so. So no matter what, I think he's manipulating. That was a self-serving conversation. Oh, he cooked your rabbit with the skin on. Have you ever cooked a rabbit before? No, my lady. Did you ever cook anything for Lord Tyrion? No, my lady. That was the cooks. He's going to have to teach him the ways. But at least he's loyal. You can't coach that. Helping you with your armor. I've been removing my own armor for quite some time. Thank you very much. What exactly did you do for Lord Tyrion? Brought him his meals and cleared his table when he was finished, mostly I poured wine. Whilst in Lord Tyrion's service, did you ever do anything remotely related to combat? I killed a man. Who? Kingsguard. He tried to kill Lord Tyrion at the Blackboard. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. I forgot, too. Yeah. How did you kill Kingsguard? I pushed a spear through the back of his head. That's ridiculous. Help me with these straps. Aw, she didn't need help. Oh, he was happy she needed help. At least he knows how to do that, I guess. Oh, yeah, they got brand now, don't they? Yeah, we're back to the Korean chowls. Isn't he on a mission with Jon? Yeah, I was wondering what he was. Oh, is Locke gonna try to kill Bran? I don't know. You need water. It doesn't matter. Of course, it matters. You mustn't let anything stop you. You already have stopped me. We're far from here. What does that mean? Well... Bro, what is going on? At the hill, a great wheelward tree. You've seen it, too. Mera and I, you and Hodor, we're only here to guide you. We have to find it. In your words, what do you want about me? We will. This isn't the end. Not for you. How will we know the end? You'll know. What? We're watching the X-Men right now. He would've won Survivor. Yeah, he'd've won that fire-making contest. Yeah. Brothers. He's like, you know those wargs you keep hearing about? You know those Daeders horn. You move quiet. How many? Eleven men. No guards posted. They don't seem to have a care in the world. We'll carve them up like walnut pie. Carl was the top-paid-cooked throating flea-bottom. He was a legend, he said. There's a hut on the west side of the keep. We should steer clear of it. Why? There was some hounds chained up inside. Closer we can get without the dog sniffing us to bed. Uh-uh, brand's in there. Liar. Get some rest. You move at some down. So, yeah, the universe really just does not want John to come and cut out a brand. Mm-mm. Geez. Got some hounds in there. You're gonna trust them. Hold on. Hold on. Stop. Well, I can't brand like turn into Hodor and whoop his butt. Please get over. Hold on. Hold on. What's the matter? Please stay for a long time. You left your daddy's castle looking for trouble, didn't you? If you let my sister go I can help you. What's the play here? Aren't you gonna do that? I have to sight and see things. And then that's very helpful. You know that I haven't happened yet. It's a fine thing. You don't believe it, I bet. I wouldn't either. If you say more they're going to do to your sister. I saw you die tonight. I saw your body burn. I saw the snow fall and bury your bones. he ain't lying let's go let's go it's about time man they can't slide like this right they broke their hopes mutineers I don't trust walk man what he might stab one of them real quick he's done with you I'll take you to him mm-hmm your brandon's dark hold on little crippled Lord you're going for a ride boy John he cut his way oh my god cut your friend's throat oh my god he's the idiot he'll heal oh boy wasn't no no no I thought that's who I was you got me too oh he's working he didn't work in the hold on okay okay break the chains Stevie next that thing let's go listen to the wind blow I was waiting for this to become you know let's go John okay oh snap no way that's the end of that man oh no Hodor didn't want to do that cut me no Hodor or he's like super confused yes he having like a oh no like don't hurt brand though joshin mirror freedom go good job Hodor good job brand please see John please see John oh we can't get there he's gonna crawl bro man this is leaving the long run yeah yeah don't don't interfere with that John he sees you he won't let you go north he's my brother and wants to protect you takes you back to castle black oh uh you have to decide so what to find the three-eyed raven I mean John's just out there whooping ass and he's like man after I know it's making me so sad yeah because he might walk away and not even see him again we need to freeze summer and we need to go dang he's not even gonna see him that's heavy oh let's go lord oh he's talking junk to him yeah because he was the best he was a legend in jenelle some old man teach you how to stand come on John finish him you know what's wrong with honor gee whoa gilly did it that's not gilly oh dude i'm tripping that ain't gilly that's just one of the wives sorry i saw her and immediately thought gilly oh oh my gosh wow john i said gilly did it i said where'd she come from i thought sam num pulled up again like a wildling right i thought they didn't heard the commotion ran up let's go nice just walk outside and see that real quick 11 of them he's rushed oh he's in the woods doing something i was thinking i didn't see him die but i didn't want to mess up again oh ghost that's what you get for dumping out his water last episode yeah you better get in that cage and close it that happened quick too oh my god they put they did this fight ghost is a brother of the night's watch too and people get mad when we call dogs missed you right safe for you here on your own months radar has an army heading this way and there's worse out there than months come with us to castle black can find your work keep you safe they're shady respects a crow craster beat us and worse your brother crawls beat us and worse find our own way you want to stay here and crasters keep burn it to the ground and all the dead with it first lands dog satanic yeah it does they're gonna have to go build a whole new house now yeah i don't think i would care either i'm like yeah i'd have to get out of there that's crazy that burning your house feels freer in the cold you know well you know much blood's been spilled in that river right i wouldn't even feel like cleaning all that i'd just burn it down so you got a nice spot though out in the woods ain't a lot crazy episode man unreal all right guys that was verse of his name babe what do you think about this episode i thought just like wow well there's season four is insane every episode is just like there's so many twists so many turns everything it's hard to react to it because every single thing that's happening is important absolutely you know the craziest thing we figured out in this episode guys was dude shady finger had his had his had his fingers in it from the beginning man we thought that this was we were basically told that it was all about cercy and so we're sitting there looking at cercy and jamie like you guys are the worst and they are their gross right dude they didn't go down there and a little finger set that whole thing up he manipulated it from the jump and it was all just a misunderstanding and he has been pulling the strings from the shadow he's been pulling strings from the shadows for a long time so um i guess it all started when he tried to marry catlin he wanted to marry catlin stark but catlin was married to brennan they dueled and like since that moment since he like lived he like has just been a shady little man doing shady things i guess he was ultimately humiliated and then they even made it a point to talk about how even after he was humiliated like that and he confessed love for catlin like not just like this loving the sense of like let me marry you for power but like actual love which seems to be rare in this world to say the least right and this is motivation it humiliated him so that was a huge revelation there was another big revelation in the show what was it tommy's finally king we know that much um khalisi's not going to westeros she's gonna stay in rule yeah so tommy you know like you said tommy tommy got tommy got put up for king quick man like i said that just happened so fast in the show i know the timeline jumps and he's gonna get married in two weeks and i don't know when tirian's trial is but it's soon so this is all moving very fast very fast and then cersei's got to get married soon even though she really doesn't want to that whole thing's crazy and then another thing that is insane is how it seems like denaris targaryen has set her sights on a different goal so i think that she really realized that conquering westeros isn't going to be as easy as let's march an army across the sea and go take over king's landing i mean that would hold for a while maybe potentially but that would cause so much trouble and tyranny and war that i feel like by time she actually conquered the kingdom there would be so much bloodshed that they would never support her cause i feel like they would just be like when she pulled up they'd be like uh who are you yeah like who are you like you see all this going on who are you yeah because they don't have all the well they don't even have a press in the show that's another thing we were talking about outside of uh outside of youtube was like in this show it's obviously like a dictatorship by the king so there's no like free press if there was like a media and a press and if they were like you know what i'm saying sending out newspapers and stuff it would make the show so different but you know i'm kind of glad that they're not obviously so they can't do that because like the king controls that but they've already addressed that in this show they cut out exactly so they kind of like anytime you have that like as like you know right as like an argument can't yeah anytime yeah exactly your tongue will get cut out we also learned that we also see like the lannisters are kind of coming to like some issues here because not only are they they have in the they have they're having the trial with Tyrion but also um Cersei and tywin had an exchange where uh the iron bank might need to be called because we've been dry in our mining our gold mining for three years now and you don't know that because i haven't told you so now i'm telling you that we might have to do something that is seems to be bad well it's very interesting though because the thing that i'm really taking away from that is the lannisters have a problem they have an identity crisis now so their whole entire identity is the lannister always pays their debts blah blah blah we're rich yada yada yada but see now they're not their currency is not going to be able to be backed by gold anymore because all the wells ran dry wait a minute remember when Tyrion was looking through the ledgers because little finger was master of coin before Tyrion and all Tyrion saw was borrowing from this bank because because little finger has been sitting there wasting their money probably so he did that to them on purpose yeah he did that on purpose yeah exactly he's been weakening everyone behind the scenes in every type of way wow i just put that together that's what i'm saying the more we go through the show the more you're gonna realize the little fingers like the ultimate douche i just thought he was a annoying you know guys i got chills guys i got chills oh my gosh and now he's just a mastermind is grody finger guys no he's worse than tywin yeah and then but something that's crazy is see there's this there's this thing right and i'm sure you guys heard of it i just can't think of the name but like you know when you're like when you're poor right like trust me dude like i get it man trust me like when i'm really poor right like you know what i'm saying like when i'm in my poor times yo like when i go to the grocery store and i get something it feels like a luxury in a way but then when you got a little money on you it goes so basically the lannisters are gonna have like a standard of living issue they're used to having such a high standard of living all their all their kings all their children all their family members are petulant their children they're spoiled they're rotten they seem to live a lot of them seem to live in like a fantasy land in a way right and i feel like what's really scary is going forward in the show you know now it's the time of spending money's over now it's going to be the time of like working to pay off debts 24 7 so there's just about to be a time change just like all the aftermath of robert i feel like 17 years of just like he never went to the council meeting so they were just like that's why little finger got that ability because robert never went to the to the meeting so it was runly little finger embarrassed and like they were basically ruling the kingdom right man yeah this is some this is some mk ultra level business right here guys i'm talking we infiltrated so this kingdom was infiltrated years ago right right i mean people has been setting up plans to overthrow this this dynasty or this this power structure and you know obviously they can't just do it through violence they can't do it through necessarily persuasion man so they done it in the shadows they done it internally for years and they play and little fingers play in the long game he embodies the word the term game of thrones like when that lady was talking that lady was talking too much and her gears started moving in her head right and she started putting things together and talking and so what a little finger do kiss her yeah he strike put his tongue in her mouth and like dude that might not seem like a big deal but if you've ever like could you imagine some lady that like you're not into at all and she's in there talking and so the only way you can manipulate her to play your game is to just stick your tongue in her mouth but she's powerful she's more powerful than you and that's still what he did and it worked yeah i know but that's all he needed uh oh yeah man uh little fingers playing the game bro is what is all is all i'm really getting away from this and then i don't know how i'm feeling about margaery bro like she's just you know i'm saying she is a king she's being snakey though she's acting like i never thought about it i never thought we should get married but i i know about sir pounce you know what i'm saying like i know about sir pounce right how else would i know tell me that and then i think another very interesting well let's not get off that yet i just feel like but the jury is out on her to me though because the thing is she doesn't seem like a shitty person right she doesn't she seems like she wants to be a queen but when she's in queen positions they're phenomenal she's doing the right thing like they're there maybe she's doing the wrong thing to get to be queen but when she is a queen she's like doing things that are like noble and like the positive like there's nothing bad about going to help out like poor people there's this there's this mystery to her it's like you seem great and it's like i want you to be queen because in a sense like even though we all know you're just queen hungry and you don't really care about any of this you just really want like you just have like a personal lust for that right that's cool i mean if you're gonna do the right thing like who cares what your motivations are right you know internally your motivations could be anything right but my point is she scares me because of the fact that she is so she's so hard to read that maybe when she does get into power like who knows who she becomes but at the same time i'm just not getting that i feel like marjorie's just a vessel because i feel like the real power person in marjorie's house is the grandma well obviously i mean i know what you guys are going to say well you got to understand from marjorie's perspective she probably grew up being told that like you know your job is to marry this person and you know like she she understands all princesses think everyone has that exactly right it's like that's your job even you even heard well not just your job that's your duty like that's what makes you a good person she said even liza erin was like we can't eat too many sweets because then we'll be a bad wife everyone has a particular idea of what their position is supposed to be in this world and society says like like podrick said was that his name the squire the squire right yeah okay podrick right um podrick said well if i don't she's like okay i release you from your vow bro like go chill like go home and he's like no because then they'll say i'm a bad squire so like really all that matters is like did you fulfill your duty right obviously i mean we've made that point a thousand times all right enough talking let's get right did he's hey wait one more thing that was huge denaris wait do we already have that she's not going to westeros guys there was something huge in this i wanted to make a statement about sanza sanza made that at the beginning of the season that's why she go back once you're beginning i was on sanza's head i'm really starting to like her character you know she's past the whole let's go be with joffrey thing i mean we're past that right but i'm talking about the young lady who portrays sanza like as an actress dude she made a very very very powerful facial expression her face said her face said i went from a prisoner to a prisoner and and it just said it all man you guys know what i'm trying to say that acting right there was really good she's great she's killing it absolutely i love that her character it's just i seem like it seems like in season four she's gonna have to have like either like a turning point or something pretty soon or like some type of redemption in her character because it just seems like she's just getting tossed around yeah she's like being blown by the wayside right yeah absolutely someone's gotta give with her and i feel like she's gonna make some strong powerful move at some point you know if she was you know what i could see and this is just a stretch right because see we just discovered that little fingers pulling the strings right right well so he's a bad guy yeah okay so therefore she's a good guy sanza yeah right so maybe sanza can find a way to learn from little finger learn his tricks and then use him against them right like you know i'm saying she could be the one to manipulate him finally because it seems like he's on top of everything like if like he just is like i i'm really underestimated that guy like i don't even know what that means right like use him to do like to do what i don't know i mean i'd have to think about it but you get what i'm saying yeah just generally speaking because he's general he says he wants everything we're general with what he wants so we don't know yeah she could generally just try to manipulate to figure out what he wants more so that way we could all figure it out right maybe by the end of the show we'll know maybe at the end it's just gonna be like little finger with freaking two swords just walking in like that's what that episode was though little finger is like the sneakiest he can rule and not even lift up finger man that's why he's probably called little finger because he don't have to lift him he's probably got little fingers because they're weak yeah exactly you don't be lifting them oh my gosh guys thanks for listening to his blabber and stuff obviously that was an insane episode i can't wait that was one of the best episodes i've seen that was engaging yeah it's definitely gaging the laws of gods and men is that her was there like squids on it nope just just to stand this oh yeah they're gonna go try to hire the sales oh yeah i love the rebrand that's nice oh so you really got a sale between his legs like that would you look up cut off would you look up heck no you don't say him oh you're gross you're so childish i'd like to sit i'm sure that we've been here since midday i'll get there fast easterners have a different sense of time i've often found once i was waiting for salador san here in bravos together we were going to run three ship lords of the finance wait they're an s.o.s right now they're bravos yeah that is an i don't know if that's an s.o.s i don't really don't know i just know it's in bravos but is yeah it said easterners yeah they did y'all y'all practice that welcome to the iron bank what can we do if you lord stanis this is stanis of the house baratheon king of the angles and the first man lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm he's heard it all before iron throne is currently occupied by toman the house baratheon king of the andals and the first men lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm shares no blood with me he is a bastard born of incest as was his brother before him yes we have heard this story it's not a story it's the truth story about a jealous uncle who's attempts to usurp the throne from the rightful king cost the seven kingdoms dearly in blood and gold propaganda i feel your blood gives you a claim on our go more than any man living across the narrow sea your books are filled with words like usurper and madman and blood right here our books are filled with numbers they prefer the stories they tell more plain open how many fighting men remain loyal to you four thousand and how many ships do you have 32 and how much wheat and barley and beef and pork do you produce on dragon stone none you can see why these numbers seem unlikely to add up to a happy ending right they don't want to give you a loan and you can't pay it back right because you want to go get blasted respectfully decline your request why do we thank you for paying us the honor of your visit dang you ain't got a guarantor or nothing bravo thieves are not rewarded with titles well strictly speaking i didn't do the even that would be the pirates i just moved what they stole from one place to another this is the payment that was demanded by king stannis for my crimes i consider it an honest accounting he's an honest man and he's your best chance to get back the money you've sunk into westeros which is a lot i imagine wars are expensive the war is over as long as stannis lives the war is not over who's the real power and kings what did they just killed him real quick now is taiwan lannister 67 67 and when he dies who's in command a half grown boy the product of incest sassy lannister a queen whose people despise her jamie lannister a man best known for killing the king he was sworn to protect bad rep tywin's gone who do you back that is a problem for another time begging your pardon i think it's a problem for now there's only one reliable leader left in westeros stannis he's got the birthright he's in his prime he's a tried untested battle commander and he doesn't just talk about paying people back he does it okay i like that look out see the pirate still not that convincing though no time i'm afraid we sail at sunrise we you may we once i thought this man loved me now i know he despises me he wants to see me die poor and poor did he get the one oh my god you won't be alone i don't even know if it's worth i just get excited that's a big old zipper zipper thing of how much them shillings worth guys i know i do y'all got change for that if i go get something to eat the good stuff left back at your house i gave it to your wife you're not my friend my friend i'll see you at sunrise i give you until the full moon to order the ironborn scum out of the north and back to those shit stained rocks you call home oh she's reading the note do you think bolton vladimir knows about this about her comment yeah dude i'm hyped for this let's go oh good what did she put some up on that thing and what if the on tortures them on that oh let's go oh the on great joy i don't know i'm here for the on great joy take me to the dungeons not in the dungeons aw a reek sleeps in a cell they treat him like a pet lost cage in the right thank you oh doesn't beyond think his family betrayed him though to send him there or something like that something like that yeah we're going home so he might be scared of her maybe to hop in her arms oh he's back up from her he just screamed no oh he thinks ramsie's tricking him i'm about to be done with you deal that's where the god he's scared he really doesn't know what to believe because he's been so tortured yeah he's scared that if he goes oh no look at him with blood everywhere they're just that freaky no he's been in war he's in a war oh i thought it was that girl scratching his ass happening into a lovely why can he fight good deal is she gonna die in there that is honestly really sad i remember that one time i tried to save my chipmunk started to save a chip for my cat and then it bit me give me my brother and no more of your men will die you've got bigger bulls than he ever did i'm with those big bulls of yours how fast can you run oh he's letting all you know they're retreating oh my god my brother's dead oh no punk ass theon oh my god he didn't even have enough courage to rescue himself i don't know if it was courage babe i really like feel like he has been absolutely tortured you know what when he tortured them two old boys and burned them up he should have thought about all that i guess he wasn't about it he went and those creatures who came in the night they wanted to take you away and you didn't let them oh he knows he made a mistake i didn't want them to take me i was so scared i didn't want them yes oh no i feel like he's gonna drown him or something remove those racks it's a lot of cuts man because they've been torturing the crap out of him the bridge is too rick take them off the bridges as you're raising that's like all my britches you still just get so much satisfaction out of that how rude he gave him a bath that says like reward for real what the heck do you love me rick are you strange you just made it awkward up in here he has to say yes of course my lord because i need you to do something for me something very important there's a castle you see there's some bad men hold this castle i need your help to take this castle back i need you to play a role to pretend to be someone you're not you better not take him out of this mindset tend to be who the on gray joy he's gonna use him as the on maybe that's just a show's way of getting this annoying ass character off the screen because i'm tired of seeing him like this just like spineless is miss though it makes me so sad because he you saw yeah that's why i'm tired of seeing him because he's tortured yeah but i don't feel bad for him he deserves it he deserves to have his toes yeah but dang that sucks too i mean i don't you know what i'm saying i don't condone torture i'd rather just see his head cut off oh my gosh they got huge dude they can fly like that now lamb chops that was kind of nuts this city is huge ordered that it was your dragons he says they came this morning for his flock he hopes he is not offended your grace but now he has nothing tell this man i am sorry for his hardship i cannot bring back his goat but i will see he has paid their value three times beautiful sentiment khalisey you can't do that forever though but beautiful sentiment oh he had told it out of there send the next one in is he a master with his outfit it was like a right queen the nearest tales of your beauty were not exaggerated i thank you mine is one of the oldest and proudest families in myrene then it is my honor to receive you my father one of myrene's most respected and beloved citizens oversaw the restoration and maintenance of its greatest landmarks this pyramid included but that he has my gratitude i should be honored to meet him you crucified him i pray you'll never live to see a member of your family treated so cruelly my father spoke out against crucifying those children is it justice to answer one crime with another my treatment of the masters was no crime you'd be wise to remember that what's done is done you are the queen and i am a servant of marinas and what traditions do you speak of proper burial in the temple of the graces my father and 162 noble marines are still nailed to those posts carrion for vultures were they gonna bury the kids i forgot were they gonna do that or what they're gonna leave them up there they're gonna leave them up there okay my bad i was just forgetting your grace i ask that you order these men taken down so that they might receive proper burials and what of the slave children these noble marines crucified would you beg me for their right to a proper burial i cannot defend the actions of the masters i can only speak to you as a son who loved his father let me take his body down let me have him brought to the temple and buried with dignity so that he might find peace in the next world bury your father thank you my queen okay so she has a empathy bone how many more there are two hundred and twelve supplicants waiting your grace oh no two hundred and twelve probably all their families huh and then some send the next every single person's just gonna blame the other guy they did it they did it no they did it i didn't want to do it they did it so shall we begin why sir see there my birds tell me the hounds slaughtered five of our soldiers i believe the phrase fuck the king was out but the old king though common soldiers stupid enough to try his luck with the hound silver stag seems a generous bounty make it a hundred more whispers from the east my lord the Targaryen girl Daenerys has taken up residence in marine she has conquered the city and rules as its queen conquered with what she commands an army of unsullied my queen some 8 000 strong she has a company of sell swords the second sons she has two knights advising her Jorah Mormons and Barristan Selmy yeah thanks to Joffrey baby dragons larger every year your grace Mormons is spying on her for us no longer he appears to be fully devoted to her as for suburb I like when they just say it for the simple folks like me sir to protect him sir he did it to protect myself Joffrey didn't die on his watch dismissing him was as insulting as it was stupid and tell me you're worried about a child halfway across the a child with two seasoned warriors counseling her and a powerful army at her back your grace but Varys is right I have been to Essos and seen the unsullied firsthand they are very impressive on the battlefield less so in the bedroom dragons have a war in 300 years she must be dealt with by force eventually if it comes to that your little birds find their way into marine Lord Tyrell be a good man fetch my quill in paper he's like yes sir he's been disrespected twice and he didn't even care he's too stupid Elena said he was dumb the most uncomfortable-looking chair in the seven kingdoms right there it's over Lord Varys I'm not actually a noble man no one is under obligation to call me Lord and yet everyone does you seem quite knowledgeable about the unsullied did you spend much time in Essos five years most of us live and die in the same corner where we were born and never get to see any of it I don't want to be most of us most of us aren't princes you are from Essos where at least I have a new for accents I've lost my accent entirely how did you get here it's a long story one you don't like telling people people I trust my paramour Eladias she would find you very interesting you should come to the brothel and meet her we brought our own wine not the swill they serve here everybody's interested in something not me when I see what desire does to people what it's done to this country I am very glad to have no part in it so he's on that like Buddhist stuff the absence of desire leaves one free to pursue other things just more desires right oh like an obsession I'm confused because he said he didn't have desires but he has desires so we'll see I've been pardoned he didn't really think that right no he's being a smart ass that's Tyrion really they chained him up for what he must disappoint father he looks so mad jimmy's like jimmy's like which one like by habit remember you in the last episode they said king slayer brothers yeah what are we the king slayer brothers tommy knows what to say I tommy of the house Baratheon first of my name king of the andles and the first men lord of the seven kingdoms do hereby recuse myself from this trial straight up tywin of the house lannister hand of the king protector of the realm will set his judge in my stead with him prince oberin of the house martel and lord mace the house tyrell they found guilty and the gods punished the accused he probably thinks he did it he kind of looked like jaffrey right there didn't he I'm very interested to know what does tywin believe happened right you know I think he knows the truth honestly I really do I think he knows it wasn't him Tyrion of the house lannister stand accused by the queen region to register did you kill king jaffrey no did your wife the lady son son not that I know of how would you say he died then choked on his pigeon pie so you would blame the bakers or the pigeons just leave me out of it crown may call its first witness he slapped the king across the face and called him a vicious idiot and a fool right here in this throne room he marched up those steps and called our king a half-wit compared his grace to the mad king and suggested he'd meet the same fate when I spoke in the king's defense he threatened to have me killed oh why don't you kind of did though yeah started a loaded crossbow at sansa stock while you tore out her clothes and beat I know you will not speak unless called upon yes judge tywin mr samaritan basilisk venom oh my god his blood uh wolf's vein as Tyrion made enemies yeah he did I shade tears of lease demons dance there's probably so many conversations between little finger and Tyrion that I forgot about where little fingers like setting them up to be awful to people right you have a lot of poison in your store had prince over in my stores were plundered by who by the accused Tyrion Lannister after he had me wrongfully imprisoned you examined king joffrey's corpse was it without question poison that killed him without question this was found on the body of don plus hollard the king's fool he was last seen spiriting sansa stark the wife of the accused away from the feast she wore this necklace the day of the wedding that's some good detective work though residue of the most I sell rare and terrible poison was found inside was this one of the poison stolen from your store it was the strangler the one pod almost was trying to get paid to say he did use to strike down the most noble child the gods ever put on this good earth okay look at him trying to try to get the jury decide with him I will hurt you for this oh my god you are safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth and you will know the debt is paid your own brother said this to you you suck that bad I confronted him about his plans to put joffrey on the front lines as it turned out when the attack came joff insisted on remaining at the battlements he believed his presence would inspire the troops Tyrion said and you will know that Tyrion should let the whole damn kingdom fall that day you know what I mean just be paid like this keeping holes in the tower of the hand I asked him to confine his salacious acts to the brothel where such behavior belongs he wasn't pleased Jamie looks like he's calling cap or something he said perhaps you should speak more softly to me then monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies but he said this to you at a meeting of the small council after we received word of robb stark's death he didn't seem gladdened by the news perhaps his marriage to sansa stark had made him more sympathetic to the northern cause so i'm kind of disappointed in you eris i asked the witness one question one you once said that without me the city would have faced certain defeat you said the histories would never mention me but you would not forget have you forgotten lord sadly my lord i never forget a thing what did you do to varus though because that meant like no i'm getting you back for something though no i feel like we're just kind of like i'm doing my own thing he has to play the game he just has to do what he has to do yeah that wasn't anything like what was that this is going to recess what's jay me about to do trial is not over this isn't a trial it's a fast sir she has manipulated everything and you know i know nothing of the sort i've always hated tirion he killed his king as did i oh do you know the last order the mad king gave me to bring him your head i saved your life so you could murder my brother will be murdered it'll be justice justice i'm performing my sworn duty as hand of the king if tirion is found guilty he will be punished accordingly he'll be executed you'll be punished accordingly worse than executed as she said family is what lives on all that lives on told me about a dynasty that would last a thousand years what happens to your dynasty when tirion dies i'm a king's god forbidden by oath to carry on the family line i'm well aware of your oath what happens to your name who carries the lion banner into future battles your nephews lancil lannister others whose playing them up what happens to my dynasty if i spare the life of my grandson's killer it survives through me i'll leave the king's god i'll take my place as your son and heir if you let tirion live wow he's gonna give jay me what he needs oh wow when the testament is concluded and the guilty verdict rendered tirion will be given the chance to speak he'll plead for mercy i'll allow him to join the night's watch in three days time he'll depart for castle black and live out his days of the war you'll remove your white cloak immediately you will leave king's landing to assume your rightful place at castley rock you will marry a suitable woman and father children named lannister and you'll never turn your back on your family again you have my word and you have mine wow so he's gonna get away from cersei by force basically his dad's gonna force that relationship to be done but it seems like kind of done in a way he wanted to be in the king's ark just to be with cersei right so jayme he's like risking a lot for this going well is it you're going to be found guilty oh you think so when you are you need to enter formally for mercy and ask to be sent to the wall father's agreed to it he'll spare your life and allow you to join the night's watch net stock was promised the same thing and we both know how that oh my gosh he'll keep his word how do you know right because there's value in keeping your word and being stable do you trust me keep your mouth shut no more outbursts this will all be over soon it's gonna be weird on the wall for him but he didn't do it so i wouldn't want to you know i don't want to be known as that yeah hell i might oh maybe i might get some clout that joffrey's later you might be lord commander right next witness oh it's shei i just seen a ghost i thought she left for real i thought they said they seen her leave come on shei you know the right thing she might be forced though i don't know shei do you swear by all the gods that your testimony will be true and honest i swear it do you know this man yes therian lenis sir how do you know him aka your lion to his wife lady sansa this man stands accused of murdering king joffrey what do you know of this i know that he's guilty he and sansa planned together silence continue yeah she's compromised wanted revenge for her father her mother her brother she blamed their deaths on the king therian was happy to help he hated joffrey look at him he hated the queen he stole poison from the grand mesas chamber to put in joffrey's wine why would he reveal such plans to his wife's maid i wasn't just her maid stop girl oh my god they're sinking on bro i was oh she referred to herself as that you said you were his his heart why'd he make her repeat that when tyrian arrived at the camp he sent one of his cutthroats into our tent he brought the knight's arm and brought me to law tyrian you belong to me now he said i'd kill her that was like in the tent bro like you said some stuff like that too girl and did you did i what fucked him like it was why he's such a pervert bro you have to over here everything he wanted whatever he told me to do to him whatever he felt like doing to me do you think this is breaking him yeah i was his property lies i need to call him my lion so i did i'm so mad at her my hands and said i am yours and you are mine she was really crying when he made her leave like please don't i am a whore remember that was before he married santa after that all you wanted was her but she wouldn't let him in her bed so he promised to kill king joffrey for her oh my gosh father i wish to confess is he about to confess at a dress oh my god you wish to confess i saved you i saved the city all your worthless lives you hear the music i should have let's damage kill you all do you wish to confess i'm guilty guilty is that what you want to hear you admit you poisoned the king no of that i'm innocent i'm guilty of being a dwarf you are not on trial for being a dwarf oh basically his whole life i've been on trial for that my entire life no if he was more sleazy he wouldn't be in trouble say in your defense nothing but this i did not kill joffrey but i wish that i had watching your vicious buster die gave me more relief than a thousand lying whores wow i wish i was the monster you think i am i wish i had enough poison for the whole pack of you i would gladly give my life holy crap dude oh no sir marion you do jamey's probably so frustrated i will not give my life for joffrey's murder and i know i'll get no justice here so i will let the gods decide my fate i demand a trial by combat let's go who's he gonna fight you know who he's gonna be yeah who's he gonna fight but i know who's gonna fight for him jamey no jamey's left hand do ron oh yeah ron's gonna be like hello my lord how much gold shillings you got there my lord that was crazy and the music damn this music gets me chills all right guys that was the laws of gods and men one of the best episodes by far i mean when it comes to the political drama the theater that was about as good as it gets man taryon basically finally after since we've been watching this show that's been building up and he finally just let the cat out of the bag he told the world how he felt he probably feels so relieved he probably feels so relieved in the moment that if death is what's to come it's worth it right that was so that was the most powerful thing in game of thrones i've seen so far just because he said i'm i i'm on trial but not because i killed joffrey but i'm on trial for being a dwarf and to me that just like oh my god i really do think that if he wasn't like just because he's a if he was a dwarf but if he was like if he was like would the cause more dude i don't think that'd be an issue i genuinely don't but do i think it brings embarrassment to the family that he's a dwarf from their perspective by 100 so i don't disagree with this statement but i think it also killed the mother so taryon rocks who is on beat right and people know that so but no i think he's 100 right i mean he is on trial for being a dwarf like i get what he's saying that's true to that he 100 got set up though yeah that trial was so rigged 100 let's start in the beginning though man so the first thing that we saw was the on the the on stuff yeah the answer basically man even when rescue came for the on the man ran back in his cage literally ran back in his cage like a beat dog so the honest so psychologically broken that even his sister in the end decided that he's just not alive anymore like that vessel of a human that's not that's not my brother man my brother's been going a long time so i thought that was really powerful man i was really pumping excited for that rescue it turned out to just be like a small little scene in the show that went by really fast and really what it shows is that ramsey is going to be a problem man i thought that i thought she was about to make a power move and go take this character out and i thought maybe like the building up of him was to just show how powerful she could be turns out man not at all the others whipped and what does that say about that the gray joys though like kind of like you know how stanis when he's dropping them slugs he brings baylon gray joy into it as like someone who's a threat but to me it doesn't really seem like they're too too much of a threat that was supposed to be the best warriors and ramsey ramsey snow snowballed and made him look like a joke well i mean it's circumstantial though i mean she didn't take like the whole entire she took the best man she yeah she took the best man but she didn't have a lot i don't know man yeah 50 of them yeah the odds were against her but i see what you're saying but a lot of this is not necessarily in my mind it's not like well you know the hound said it best actually he goes you know they didn't win because of the skill or the blah blah he said it straight up what wins in this is a big shield and a big sword i mean that's what he's saying so basically i just think that you know even like with the tolleys right they're undefeated basically because you can't make it to them because of geography you mean you don't mean the tolleys you mean the people in the veil yeah in the veil i mean yeah not the tolleys yeah they aren't yeah um you can't get to them man the geography just don't know how you do it so a lot of it is just luck you know like right here and all it's kind of the same way though remember like little finger is given heron hall because heron hall was that town like no one no one wanted yeah but then the then he here he is getting somewhere that's kind of unconquerable too yeah he's given it in a different way so it seems like kind of like they're low key like you know crapping on him yeah but he's getting he wants that as we are yeah i got i got theories about i had theories in both episode guys um you know i really i don't remember that theory was but whatever when i was hitting my head in the episode man i'm going back and watch it i'll expand on that later i guess we could talk about denaris uh now that she's you know got her her mirror and she's finally answering for all the things like leading up to it which is like getting all those slaves crucified and now that she has two hundred and twelve like issues to deal with and she's just sitting there taking them one by one but let's see how far that takes her because um it's only a matter of time before like she has to do something drastic with all this stuff that she's like done to get here it's very complicated over on her side because the show is basically saying like we understand that you have some big some big bottom line principle right and you know these are slave cities they have slaves so therefore they're all evil and they must die right and i guess the show is sort of thinking like that's just their culture and that's just really lazy thinking it's just lazy to think that like someone with no perspective of the history in the culture can come in and just decide from an outsider's perspective like what's best for these people right and i'm not saying that she's wrong you know what i'm saying like i even during the middle of that scene i agreed with denaris i took her side on that one because dude sitting there begging for his father but it's like at the same time man like i understand that your dad's not the one who personally made the decision and ruled everyone but at the same time he was complicit in it and i understand that he just didn't want to be the one hung up on the cross but dude at some freaking point something's got to give me you can't hang kids and if a couple and if you and if a bunch of dudes have to get hung up to learn that lesson and you might think it sucks because that was your dad and he was just doing what he had to do then man that's just called life bro that's called reality that happens to every society every society that commits evil has to answer for on some level or another and it's not always fair bro that's just reality and i think denaris is just starting to realize though that reality is not so black and white it's gonna be very complicated and like you know you saw it come up with the dragons i'm actually really surprised and impressed by the show because the show could be very lazy and the show could just not show the downside of that but it didn't it showed that these dragons are a freaking problem like to your average person even the people who support the cause it's not just because you put a Targaryen flag and shove it up your butt and wave it around in the wind dude it doesn't mean that all your problems are just gonna go away i mean those dragons that fire will still burn your house and they still need to eat they still need to live they're big beings you can't how are you gonna contain them i guess we're gonna find out more throughout the season so you know the thing about the denaris thing is like that's just the human condition man like that's why no one can come in and just decide that you know right from wrong even though it's got its issues man that's why like democracy a republic of some sort has to be the answer because there's different rights and wrongs yeah like there are a lot of different uh there's different perspectives for sure i mean i think i think there's right and there's wrong you know i think that but what we think is right and what maybe you think is right is not the same thing right exactly and it's just complicated let's talk about the iron bank because i thought that was very interesting so the iron bank is somewhere i don't really know what the shadows are that that be there right but the iron bank is more powerful than everything in the show and you and even they stand us who would never sit down anyone knew his place when it came to them you saw that they little they sundom like they little boy don't really they're like why they dismissed them they were mocking towards them they they basically when he comes up with all these titles like this is my well a lot they basically were like nah man that's just not how it is like you think that's how it is but we're not gonna sit here and play with these smoke blown up your butt by melisandre it's kind of hard to the truth sorry inner facility it's hard to understand because it's basically like the iron bank is basically like the federal reserve but like who runs the federal reserve but those people aren't elected you know i'm saying like the people the people on earth who control the money the economies these are faceless people these are faceless people who don't have to answer to anyone at all like they don't get involved with wars they don't get mentioned in the media you can't infiltrate them with a youtube video they're just faceless right you need them but they don't need you in a sense yeah i mean it's just you they're just helping you out i don't know exactly what is behind them but it's something it's weird man it just goes to show more to expand about just the power structures and society and i mean it opens up a whole like dynamic though because you we just thought the lannisters were where the gold out we thought the tyrells were where it's at but no it's really the iron bank of bravos well it turns out there's all these different wars brewing and another war that's brewing another war that's brewing is a financial right right now we actually assigned like a face to it even though like there's no specific face for the iron bank but we at least got to see the iron bank right right so it's interesting man it really adds a whole lot of it's so suspicious and you know what else i think it distracts us from winter that's what i think yeah it does it really does i think it's like let's throw this in there because y'all forgot about winter but let's y'all forgot about it even more because now we're worried about money right so y'all y'all thought you're worried about winter no you're not yeah you're not you imagine the banks are powerful that they would know about winter and well maybe that's why and maybe that's why they're not giving santa's money well i think they end up do giving santa's money because well yeah that's right that's right they did give them the money yeah yeah so basically he's getting that money to go get the sell swords sell swords so he's gonna come in contact with the nearest maybe because that's dario who he's gonna try to buy i don't understand the motivations of this bank why would they give any type of funding why would they give any type of funding to stanice brathians claim knowing that the lannisters owe them so much money you would think they would want to protect the lannisters in hopes of getting their money back i feel like i feel like that's the mystery we have and i feel like that's something like that is gonna build absolutely yeah i mean we just got introduced to it right now to get to off topic um but then with that being said um we got into the trial which was like let's be real that trial was absolutely like of season four this is my favorite scene i mean guys i've watched i've watched episodes of judge judy aim in that good like i'm telling you no heck no that was absolutely insane um cersei set everything up basically like i maybe even taiwan i taiwan had to be part of it right because he said i don't know i don't understand why when he said the mercy thing i think he i think they knew she that she was gonna shake him i think they knew because they said just have him show mercy and then they got under a skin immediately well it was almost like like she was just like the final little piece of ammo that cersei was waiting on i don't know that taiwan necessarily has anything to do with it but i can definitely because like when the show was going down i thought i kept seeing the camera panda cersei as if like right i mean i mean yeah i get that too but taiwan's the one that said right before that maybe taiwan and cersei because they both not interrupted sweetie but they both pointed her out at the wedding yes exactly and that's when she was supposed to disappear right and they were cons okay so somehow in another shakeout in the mix like they thought brawn said he she was gone so did podrick they said she was gone they thought what they thought of her going away was not real so somehow she got in touch with this like she's she's basically what did you say she's compromised absolutely and you can tell because she basically made up all these lies like here's the big question though and it might be very obvious watching this episode back but as of right now man i don't know so the big question is does cersei wholeheartedly believe that tirion's guilty or does she just hate tirion so bad that she's like an opportunist i think she just hates him so bad she's an opportunist because i think taiwan hates him so bad he's an opportunist right but cersei might genuinely think that he did it i think cersei is just like i think cersei knows that he didn't do it because even jamie like her lover whatever came and said dude she didn't do it and i think that she just like wants to blame somebody she is no one to blame and like when tirion said that thing about the daughter like that really hurt her feelings and like that's two of her three kids now well you say that she just wants to blame so i mean someone's to blame someone killed him and if you're cersei like i can understand like having doubts but maybe your number one suspect would be tirion right because if you're i mean if you're dying son's pointing to somebody and that's your point of view maybe that's what you see maybe that's your truth like maybe that's just what you believe yeah i mean yeah i forgot about the whole yeah i think man i forgot about the whole fact that yeah i forgot about the whole thing because joffrey ultimately is the one who put him on trial by pointing at him so crazy episode man you know i wanted to talk about tirion's dialogue though in it like i just want to talk about well just like how he really did so much for everyone like you said it in the episode you said he literally did all this for like everyone to survive for them to just want him to die you know i'm saying yeah he shouldn't let him all just burn right he should have ended the corruption and the corruption came full circle in trial when it really came down to it man as a society there's a lot of things you could ask for as a society right but i could imagine one of the most basic things that would really really like you know one of those basic things you need was a fair trial i mean you gotta have some type of fair trial like when you read history books and you hear about the most corrupt societies like that's the things you think about was the fact that there was no fair trials and this one was set up from the jump he had no one to call upon they didn't even like everyone he either told him to go which is podrick or they're just gone sansa and what do you do if you're tirion like i guess you do it the only thing you can do is trial by combat and i guess if if you're treated so unfairly where you have no say nothing just fight it off do what you can maybe brawn will help him hopefully brawn hasn't ran off too far i think last thing last thing we saw him it was still well that's what i'm saying but then brawn didn't go anywhere he sent podrick off i don't know right yeah that's what i'm saying he's still been fighting with jayme yeah so last time we saw him he was just training jayme up so um i really thought tirion's expressions of himself like i didn't kill him but i wish i had the truth is i wish i'd kill every single one of you all you basically said you all of you guys suck everyone everyone at this trial knows good and well that even if i did kill that little rat you should set me free because i did this world a favor i did the realm of favor by killing anyone who killed that rat the only reason he was not dead was because none of you guys had the balls or the courage to actually do it like i'm the only person who had the courage to help us and you guys are going to put me on trial for it and the king's not even here but you're just so freaking whipped in your mind and you're so gone mentally that even though the dude's freaking dead you're still answering the helm look like and like that varus thing was confusing though i just want to well varus varus serves the realm baby serves the realm he said that so varus has two choices varus can rock can rock can rock things up and he can say hey tirion is innocent but by doing that he has to point out you can't just say hey tirion's innocent now i'm gonna go home and chill if he says tirion's innocent he's also saying well he's also saying not only is terrian innocent but you guys are all a bunch of liars right that's right and he can't do that so wow he doesn't want any he doesn't want the he doesn't want the realm to be shaken like there's already so much going wrong with the realm that he just feels like if there's a lack of faith like just in leadership man like yeah i mean you get what i'm trying to say you guys get what i'm saying and i just think that that's something that he wasn't willing to risk even though he had so much respect for i think deep down he probably really loved it on her tirion for what he did because he is so about the realm but at the same time he understands bro i'm a soldier just like you and unfortunately you're just caught up man you made bad moves and this is your this is just how you are and i'm not going to compromise myself for a man who's already going to be trout is guilty i mean it doesn't matter what i have a question for you real quick do you what do you think about um you know how varus and little finger have arguably the best banter in the whole in the whole like series right what do you mean other than the fact that little finger gets in my damn nerves when he talks hello no no no now that we know how much of a master mining is what do you think of like him and varus is dynamic now like do you think varus knew the whole time you think varus has ideas do you think what do you think because i know varus tried to shut him down at the source to be honest i don't really think anything i don't really know but i mean i guess the obvious thing is to point out the obvious i mean the obvious thing is maybe varus doesn't know how powerful he is no he does remember he told elena he's got to go but not quite how powerful he is though right but maybe he doesn't know that but like i was saying but maybe he does know how powerful he is and maybe that's something that we haven't been privy to yet maybe maybe varus is significantly more powerful than little finger and maybe varus was the ones maybe what's good for the realm was the war you know what i'm saying maybe he had a lot to do with it maybe what about that sorcerer he had remember he had that guy that he shipped and then we don't know anything else about it that was a little plot line that just completely disappeared or it's gonna bite us in like a later season yeah they shipped him in yeah that was weird as hell i completely forgot about that and that's what i'm thinking like when i saw varus do all this stuff i'm like varus just has this this mind and it's kind of like khalisi you know like he has all this stuff going through his head that we just don't know and we're never gonna know until it happens that's what i'm thinking i'm really hoping by the end of this man that we really do got we get finality to these characters because the show so far has given me the vibe that we're lowkey sitting there looking at this whole show we're paying attention to the places in the characters but if you really knew you would understand that this is this is all about little finger so i think this is a little bit of distractions i feel like there's just so many distractions for something bigger at play and we just don't know what said thing is we always assume the bigger thing at play was going to be the war in the north against the white walkers winter yeah the maybe so maybe not uh maybe that's just a little something for something else i don't know man it'd be really hard to actually try to make moves in this world because it's hard enough trying to predict it when you're sitting there watching it multiple times no my gosh like when i'm editing i'm just finding out so i feel like i'm a detective i find out all these small things but then these small things also are there to throw me off because i'm still a detective it's like you're a loot hunting an assassin's creed or something but i'm getting thrown off guys i'm getting thrown off my trail at every instance because i'm mostly wrong like i'm mostly wrong about most things so guys it's been the outtubers thank you guys so much for hanging out like comment subscribe uh go hit us up on patreon if you guys just want to try something different we do just the uncut raw reactions over there if you guys aren't sure and i think that you can go look for free if you guys aren't really sure what patreon is so um we're gonna be back one more game of thrones because the show is awesome how many more episodes we got that was episode six four more so we have four more this episode something's gotta get man we'll see y'all in the next one