 As we prepare to hit the stage Nadia we got some stars in here tonight. I said what I'm up and about we couldn't wait to get here y'all When you come to the 85 South show it's more than a show. This is the 85 South show experience Make sure you tell two people when you get home. Make sure you go on YouTube How many are watching show on YouTube? I've never seen the show before on YouTube. Never seen a live show Who you in for tonight y'all so listen make sure you go on YouTube subscribe to the 85 South show go on all social media Instagram Twitter Facebook follow the 85 South show. We just hit 700,000 on YouTube y'all give it up for the squad Come on y'all. We have some fun in here tonight Cincinnati. All right y'all you are witnessing the next Kings of Comedy You've seen him on MTV Wild'n Out He's half of the old-school fools. You guys know who I'm talking about If you get a chance to see him go see him. He's the best dressed man in comedy Cincinnati We got Chico peeing in the house tonight y'all. We need y'all to stand up. Come on Cincinnati stand up We about to kick it off. Come on y'all stand up. This man on Wild'n Out You've seen him in the movie almost Christmas You see him as the host on the TV You can see him in theaters today in the new movie. I got to hook up to for masterpiece See this man on MTV Wild'n Out He just got his motherfucking job back This man is a comedic genius By way of Atlanta by way of Mississippi Ladies who my single ladies at Ladies we got Carlos Miller in the building tonight Get the show started say hell yeah Cincinnati I Pussy taste like outside I mean it tastes like yesterday I mean it tastes like yesterday I mean it tastes like yesterday I mean it tastes like yesterday I say it's all that Cincinnati y'all friendly tell me how you miss this pair today Ain't no way in the hell she got the whole TV out might as well With the pace on the nipple you might as well let a real niggas see the nipple Let her know what I do. I can make your nipple hard make it shoot through the glue Cincinnati what's up with y'all What's happening up top how y'all feel up top y'all do it up top Hold up hold up wait a minute Wait a minute the niggas up top laugh let me hear up top again So y'all mean to tell me y'all down here gonna let the people up top make more noise than y'all What about down here what's up down here Yeah it might be live up top let me hear y'all up top Let me hear y'all blow The niggas happy they pay their money they happy The niggas appreciate it up there they like yeah Time out time out Carlos DC Y'all gotta see what this lady mean She said somebody sitting in her seat Who bitch? We got who? Let me see You and then the pic Roll P1 sound C sound here we go Find out who's sitting in her seat DC Find out who's sitting in her DC Okay P12 P10 P12 P12 P12 P12 P12 P12 P12 P12 P12 She was just in bed to see the chair She just didn't want to come through here and say excuse me That's what that was She was too bad to see the chair She's like somebody sitting in my seat and I can't get up there What's up white dude You ain't know who was here tonight you was coming anyway Fuck it they got beer I mean that's some bitch I don't give a shit that he's a Mexican Carlos and Chico they must be Spanish We'll go see him we don't give a shit is it wrestling We here Shout out to the white lady that came The white librarian lady right here We appreciate you white lady You look like you work at the library Like please quiet down Look she telling the black dude protect us We don't know them Y'all have a seat if you got some ass meat Look he like they got another white girl No she ain't really white white Have a seat if you got some ass meat She say the N word at home I know what's going on Have a seat if you White dude sit down Cincinnati what's going on Cincinnati Got no real niggas in here Stop talking about earplugs I work for security but I don't want to hear none of that shit That niggas security but he deaf Strong-ass group He ain't laughing at shit either These motherfuckers got one more joke He can't hear Shutting this shit in the fuck down Oh shit what's up What's happening She ain't bullshitting I don't remember you You know why Cause you ain't give me no pussy I forget everybody who don't give me some pussy You thought you was white Ain't no way in the fuck I thought you was white I must have been high as hell How are you Oh that was you up top Time out this nigga say where the wheelchair do that Nigga he couldn't get here motherfucker Nigga can't fly here You want a nigga to put his wheelchair You know how much it cost to book a wheelchair Nigga that shit is like three baggage charges What if that was the only reason he can't Man fuck this what a wheelchair nigga I'm on the seat of nigga get his roll off Auntie where you from Auntie Auntie Family reunion You At the family reunion Where you from Everybody please sit down I got you Where you from Auntie You from Cincinnati Where The Heights 1-5 Two people from now Just two in your head Moving right along The motherfuckers in jail The rest of the niggas from the 1-5 Cincinnati One of the most dangerous cities in the fucking country Hell yeah if the niggas don't kill you The Potholes will Nasty as Potholes in the game I'm talking about Jurassic Park Potholes Shit make your radio skip So regular radio nigga Thank you for tuning in to Blue Girl Blue Girl Doom like oh I got to get a new motherfucking ball bearing My ball bearings and went out I'm loving this crowd look at all these Fiannese women You just see that old peppermint right there That old peppermint right here this one Oh well He looked like he just got baptized Look at the white lady she said She made a mistake she was like Fuck this shit How did I manage to get the front row seat To the goddamn Apollo this is Do you know about us You know who we are You're a huge fan That lets you know we didn't move it up We didn't move it up Man get the fuck away from over there Before you end up in some shit Look at Auntie she said Oh no no no She got a little Bible in her purse right now Shit Cincinnati when I was young Lo's me and my auntie used to watch a show That was based in Cincinnati WKRP In Cincinnati y'all ever heard of that Baby if you ever wondered Blah-doom-blah-doom Wonder whatever became of me Blah-doom-blah-doom I'm living on the air in Cincinnati Blah-doom-blah-doom Cincinnati WKRP Blah-doom-blah-doom I'm moving down the line And then I'm packing Blah-doom-blah-doom Round and round the line Blah-doom-blah-doom Maybe you and me were never meant to be But baby Think of me once in a while What was he at I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati That was my shit Everybody who sung that song What you grew up with Everybody That's the only way That's an old sitcom Used to come on right before Matlock We got a dinosaur We got a dinosaur in him Don't hang off the edge of that balcony We ain't get the insurance Oh shit You better get your ass off that balcony Ooh You by yourself I lick your tear right now D.C. They watching Hey D.C. You ever lick the girl's tear D.C. You ever lick the tear Hey bro You ever lick the tear And a nipple was ashy You can see where you just licked Like the tear was ashy But you a real nigger so you just licked the rest of the ashy I'm the only one Judge me if you fucking want to I'm the whole titty of that shit I fucked around and licked the titty And fucked around and licked the little deodorant resident Oh Yeah you hit that deodorant titty That's boy That deodorant titty is stronger than a line of cocaine I'm telling you But especially I let it that's still where that secret That secret strong in the motherfucker Ain't no secret about that secret I know you got that on That powder fresh secret Ladies we know you don't You are musty I don't want to use that stuff I'ma get cancer, no bitch You stank, use that shit To all the ladies who don't want to wear deodorant On your birthday dress, you musty Stop hugging people Your friends love you too much to tell you you're musty You ever had a girl that was musty take a picture with you And go like this and now your shoulders stank I'ma tell you how you gotta do that No, you just gotta tell her Try to do it one time I got you And nigga gotta do the calling And they can take a picture with a musty bitch You know what, calling People who musty know they musty Nigga, you smell it Cause you always tell yourself Some people don't stop laughing Cause they musty Right now they stank And they be fucked up with you And they stupid I know right, they be fucked up with you Musty because it's like your arms don't work you You gotta embrace your musty You guys got to know you musty Fuck that, lift your arms up, it is what it is Hey, you ever seen two musty niggas give each other a five Let's see what you got Nigga look like he clutching a newspaper under his arm They got de-race track words Shout out to the ladies with that fanny pack That's hanging right under the foopa Ooh You put your fanny pack on top of the fanny pack What you got in there? Cupcakes? I love it I love that look You hot dogs, I don't know how long this show gonna be Ain't no wrong with that ladies Ask them if they got a microwave I bought some popcorn too She probably unzipped that shit and cut a hole You can see the pussy right through the zip lock You like, oh You think they tell me I'm pussy right in the fanny pack Right in the fanny pack She unzipped that muffle, you be like Oh, there's pussy in there You is nasty That shit get the glory like the Pulp Fiction That's pussy, I thought that was a honeymoon Placefront for the whole Oh, shit Look at this guy Why do they put a fanny pack right there? Why they call it the nasty natty? Cause they nasty Look at them, you can see it in their face Look at my nigga say shit, we're nasty Look at your dress, they thin Fuck alone Them motherfuckers so thin, she might want you to take them all off Oh, fuck that That's right Sister lost them, sister lost them Like teriyaki noodles, I like them Them sister lost Overcooked teriyaki noodles Teriyaki noodles right there Give them the teriyaki She said they sister lost They must have got different data Hey sister soul sister Little dreadlocks go sister Shut your ass up Girl, stop leaning on that white lady You know her He ain't got no choice Carlos Can I come in to get leaned on by a big girl That's your boyfriend That's your boyfriend They all together, that's why she dress like Roseanne That boy good That boy is good She sure do got the goddamn Roseanne shirt on You know what, that's the motherfucking Mick Foley From the WWF right here She got the Mick Foley on That's my bitch I'll be wrestling this shit in the house Now they look like two Tarantino wrestlers right here Yeah What you want to do That's the old chinko bean right there No he not Nah I'ma leave him alone Any nigga who titties bigger than this girl You don't want no problem with that nigga Any nigga who got bigger titties Than this girl that nigga can fight Guaranteed He be talking shit too, I got my old titties Bitch I don't need your shirt on Get his ass What the fuck I need with four titties Nigga get freaking in the motherfucking house You do me, I do you What else What else He hitting it from the back His titties wiggling Stop You got to hold your titties Hold up baby my titties Nigga got to give yourself a hug From the back hold up my titties So you telling me this nigga got to win Sports bra to fuck his girl I really want to know Somebody tell me one of the main reasons The nasty nady the nasty white man I know you know Oh you're from Toronto I'm from Toronto Your man is a motherfucker right now ain't you Kawhi left the shit out y'all That's what y'all get Yeah he had to get the fuck out of Toronto He couldn't find a better breed as hell I mean he got the stupid laugh in the world Kawhi laugh like Remember when you get your ass You try to act like you okay When you come back outside Ha ha ha ha ha ha You okay? Ha ha ha ha ha ha It hurt What she hit you at On your side Ha ha ha ha You a real G you went back outside After getting the ass whooping Nah I had no choice you know who my mama is I went and got that good ass Ass whooping now You know that ass whooping now I'm in the room and playing you I'm about to run away You and your blackness kicking Where the fuck you gonna go I'm gonna go to sleep and figure this shit out If I still want to leave when I wake up I had y'all beat Y'all get y'all ass whooped My mama tell me she gonna whoop my ass And forget I'm in the bed with two pad jeans on Come on bitch Ready any moment now When you used to fuck me up about the ass whooping After what's that look baby Now I didn't want to have to do that That hurt me just as much as it hurt you No the fuck it didn't You ain't got no welts on your thigh Ma'am you fuck as you talk them out You didn't beat me with a n***a you used to Go with belt he don't even know he left that motherfucker Over here this n***a somewhere Pants falling down you ain't here whooping me with a N***a you used to fuck belt on N***a the fuck I never got that talk after the ass whooping It was You do that shit again and I'ma Tell yo ass uppercut See my mama was old so she did Her herself trying to hurt me You know what I'ma call your daddy That is fucked up Oh my god Shout out to them late ass people My n***a you got a fanny pack on your shoulder You know that You're straight and good What do y'all keep in them fanny packs I'm talking about that shit on his neck You letting us know n***a It's something in there that you would die about Shit on his neck Hey Brian got shit in there Put some shit you supposed to keep in the wallet Nah just my Social Security card My birth certificate I ain't got my license so I gotta keep My birth certificate So you want to pick it too I got about three of those You got a pair of socks and a phone Charging that bitch I don't understand how y'all n***as be walking around You got your fanny packs on I'm talking about full fanny packs Now you got n***as buying Chanel purses First of all What kind of n***a got a fanny No back in the day you remember back in the day They used to wear them at the carnivals and shit Back in the day it was called A pouch It wasn't no goddamn fanny pack It ain't a n***a in this motherfucking room Ever on the fanny pack You know what it was called the satchel When real n***as was wearing it Excuse me What the fuck is in here What happened you little booty Bro we got a special guest In the house tonight This y'all might not know it Cause she a hood celebrity She from everybody's favorite show Bro You can catfish Remember the episode when all girls Like you shoulda called me a fat ass Kelly Price She up there somewhere She up top They shoulda sat you down She up there Go get it Chico Go up top Chico Don't get catfish Chico She's a walking music Yep what's up Leave me your wallet and your jewelry What's up G Don't go by yourself Take me upstairs Take me upstairs Everybody on the bottom Damn Much love to all the ladies Who pussy wet a little bit right now Cause you been laughing I'm telling you you got that wet You can't even control it Lamp too hard pussy get wet What with the head Who the head you know it is Come on Come on Come on Come on Come on She got a beautiful between her legs Where you at Where you at Where you at Come to me where you at This motherfucker got a timer Where you at Where the fat ass Kelly Price Where the fat ass Kelly Price at Where she at I can see Let me see where you at Don't be ashamed Did you find her yet She don't want to stand up and acknowledge herself Where she at Don't you sell Where she at Where she at Somebody pull her out Pull her out Where you at Where you at Where she at Where you at Where you at Where you at Anybody you see her $100 Where you at Where you at She won't acknowledge herself fellas She's scared She's scared now She is a professional Right now I'm up here in the discount section Come back fuck it With my niggas where she at She won't acknowledge herself We got some unique people up here What's up baby Look at you though Look at you Big girl Look like you got a thousand red count sheep Coming that pussy out Look at you Good t-shirt material What's up white man how you doing How you doing bro You good, you hit by yourself Your dude is downstairs The buck Don't worry about it You white it don't matter Y'all get gay on accident A bro You looking good today you want to suck my cock Sure Sure I'll suck your cock bro We're not gay She won't acknowledge herself I done ran all the way up to god damn My old section What's up with y'all Now I got to walk back down She's scared now What's up up here I'm top I'm top She had the baby in the bed The baby in the bed Let's show the motherfuckers down the bottom Time is way better Don't do that Don't you do that Hold up DC Hold up hold up hold up to the bottom I know y'all ain't going to let the up top mother fucker out Do y'all Now who rocking the hardest It's the bottom bro rocking the hardest Stupid and they gonna move in Time out ADC The bottom can't fuck with up top The bottom can't fuck with up top The bottom can't fuck with up top The bottom can't fuck with up top Yep Cause y'all is broke Cause y'all is broke Cause y'all is broke Cause y'all is broke We just know how to save our money Better than y'all We just know how to save our money We better save our money Better than y'all Oh shit, we can see everything Oh shit, we can see everything Oh shit, we can see everything Show care from the parking lot Show care from the parking lot Show care from the parking lot Y'all take time to play up top Up top, better sit down for that shit break Better sit down for that shit break Fuck y'all, we know this bitch Up top nigga, this real, we up top Y'all stink, y'all musty I'm fuckin' with the up top, up top Fuckin' with the up top Everybody up top, up top Mama got somethin' to say Jesus Christ boy Shut the fuck up Hold up, cut it down Somebody momma up there speakin' Say it again momma, let em know about the up top These right here These the seats cause a little bit more These seats up here cause a little bit more It's right here, they Y'all pay for them Y'all stupid in the motherfucker I just want you to know that That's what I pay This shit right here, this shit right here Look at this shit, look at this shit This shit so lit, ayy That lady got the voice like she about to invite you to church after this Y'all make sure y'all come down to New Hope at this church On the phone shopping I can't top this shit I can't go upstairs, I gotta ask my man Up top is the shit We up top Everybody got the discount, what's up baby girl Porriken mamacita Man, don't take it free man Man, don't take it up there free Man, don't take it up there free Y'all pay them money, hold up I look the bubble man It was two dollars Yeah, we fuckin' with the up top Everybody up top, let's take one gangsta's picture Everybody stand up, let's take a gangsta's picture That's fucked up Chico, we can't see you Everybody take a gangsta's picture People down there, we can't do that Everybody up top, take your phone out You in the closet Chico Don't worry about it I'ma start up here I'ma start all the way in the back And we gon' come down and take the most God damn this shit falls on mother fucker I'ma keep them Here we go Everybody up top I'm about to cut the fuck up You in it Everybody up top, take their phones out Everybody up top, take their phones out We in here, we're bracing Real niggas up top Real niggas up top Real niggas up top Real niggas up top Real niggas up top I can't see you, man Real niggas up top I really don't know how to get back down from up here That's why you bullshit That nigga up there done got lost He been like, Real niggas up top Real niggas I'm looking for an exit Real niggas up top I don't know where the exit is up this bitch I'm trapped I think I got lost with that stupid ass Bring your ass on What's up brother, how you doing? Real niggas up top Time out, time out I'm lost as fuck But this nigga up top Usher's Can y'all help him? Y'all just up there looking Usher's Point that nigga somewhere Hold up, hold up, hey Hey Carlos DC I got a nigga up here to say You want to spit something for us real quick No Absolutely not Yes Fuck that We up top I'm about to let my nigga get his bars on Hold up Stop playing, man We can't see him, Chico Man, man, stop playing What's your name? Bro, he's done Got default down here Fucking they neck up After him, now it's yourself I don't think you got to come to the stage I love guys though, y'all go hard No You want my man so little body God got me The ungodly that's not got me This nigga done let a nigga in the wheel Chat rap I can't God got me I'ma get you I didn't even get to go Fuck you DC That nigga was about to go off Man, go queen in this bitch All right I said what you're meant to do How the fuck do I get What's up big dog First of all, the niggas Started to rap off What a fucking rap Look at you with the gap in your mouth How you gonna start rapping First down, acapello Another nigga shit First shit you say I ain't got no life That'll be final She gonna get the fuck from up there A nigga in the wheelchair I don't know what to do at A nigga in the wheelchair About to drop a mixtape All right, hold up Who my new woman Excuse me, white people Hey, how are you guys doing Over here in the corner I was wondering how I get back down To the bottom section They don't know Hold on bro This door Let me show you I'm gonna go out the one you opened Because I've never had a white person Open the door for me All right You the white pro Chico They don't say D.C. Cincinnati is so cold As soon as that nigga say a gun They be like Boo! My boy let a nigga In the wheelchair rap That's crazy I'm back God damn me I'm back Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Told me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Excuse me Look at this big gayаст grows Ha ha Much love to Cincinnati He a mechanic Who else in here tonight We got Cleveland in there tonight Hey Hey accordingly in here tonight Who? Daden in here Anybody from Kentucky From Kentucky and this motherfucker? Columbus and this bitch? All right. Who from Ohio? All right. Stay in this motherfucker. Hey, her titties is coming out with the pay-thee on the front. You got to suck on that pussy like that. Number two to the. Suck on that pussy. Suck on that pussy. Oh, suck on that pussy. Suck on that pussy. Suck on that pussy. Suck on that pussy. Suck on that pussy. Yo. Yo. Hey. Ah. Hey. Glad to talk to you outside. Yo. Woah Aye. Sucking the dick in, dick in, dick in, dick in, n-lick on the dick in,瞎-na-la-la-la-la-la-la. Suck on that bitch, and I gonna get up- ou-ou. Woah mamo! Let me some real meamy, little pep shit, real succincty. sculptures. Hey, hold on. Wait, before you do it. Hold on, wait. Before you do it. Who working the light? Who? I've felt it. Who working the lights in Taff Theater? Who is working lights? I want you to dim that shit in about three. On the same extent. Hold on, wait, wait, wait. Right here walking like he got the pistol on him Yeah, don't fuck with that nigga. He got on pink pants They didn't even walk like this, got the pistol on them Nah, that nigga got on some pink short pants. He'll shoot the whole bitch up Now that nigga doodoo just ain't white good I won't go miss these show I'll tell you that So ain't nobody working the lights. We won't have nobody on lights Who on lights? The white people like no, you didn't pay for that We're gonna fry you fuckers on I'll tell you one thing they did not turn the AC on in this bitch today It is hot. I feel sorry for all the ladies that thought she was gonna be good If you stay on the phone, if you stay on the phone with your sister any longer Yeah, we up here looking like tanking this bitch Stop calling people You bootlegging the show. I'm taking your goddamn phone Now you ain't about to just sit there and call everybody who ain't here Fuck them No fuck them She's like, I ain't been this young in a minute Uh-uh It's hot as fuck in this bitch Shut up to whoever I said it at her face, she was like, ooh Whoever figured out how to turn them lights down, we appreciate that Well, the ladies that don't have no niggas Niggas All the single ladies It's too hot for you to drink beer in this bitch I thought you said well the ladies that who ain't got no bills I'm like, huh? Shit There's some ladies in here who don't have no bills They're living in a suitcase at their homegirl house That bitch got a band Yeah, yeah They had to take her phone bro, she was calling there for cleanliness She don't show everybody that Then they called her phone, her brother, her sister They just sitting there watching kids all in the bed Call her back Nah, she ain't have no sheets on the mattress I know that's awkward No phone cause you bootlegging No cell phone cause you bootlegging Uh-uh No cell phone cause you bootlegging I think the kind of thing that she was calling Yeah I might look through the news Cause I know you got some bitches out your pussy Had a few for your boo And some to thank you Twerkin' like a thot It's on the thing Something where I drank it by the rear Something about it's hot Take me back When you wake up my ass Couple of shit You your sister thinking Your homegirl Cam and your girl I know your type Give me still and free shit What the fuck you do cause I caught you Still and free shit She's still a nice show Still and free shit Twerkin' like a thot Still and free shit The white dude next to you Him was really uncomfortable He was like I don't know what she's doing bro But I know she's up to something Still in the show Still in the show So I took her phone If they want to see this shit Tell them to bring their black ass on Buy a ticket up top But they cost a lil' mo Save a lil' money And sit your ass on the floor So all of the ladies in here Take your waist trainer off Let your stomach hang over your pants No, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that Don't do that She got a lil' bit of stomach Cause she got a lot of kids That just give me another place So I can shoot my kids You got a foobie and a fanny pack Hey, you got a foobie and a fanny pack Shit, you wear a foobie and a fanny pack Two times Right there with a Gucci It's hot as fuck in this theater tonight Y'all It's hot as fuck in this theater tonight Y'all They wouldn't turn the AC on For these niggas Nope I promise if they don't turn it on It's gonna kill us All the fat higgas in here They titties is sweating Come on All the ladies didn't watch They pussy good Your Gucci is threatening What? It's thangstang Your pussy smell like outside In the summertime Come on It's thangstang It's a hot girl summer But your pussy smell like wine Wait a minute, stop It's thangstang Let it breathe It's thangstang We gotta let that bitch breathe for a second It's thangstang It's thangstang It's thangstang Come on, yeah It's thangstang You need a ride Nobody on time It's thangstang It's thangstang See, that's why I can't take y'all to nowhere It's thangstang Well, I always want to take shit too far That pussy smell like It's stank a little bit The pussy smell like You've been fucking grand You're too far Taking it too far The hood in Cincinnati That pussy smell like No You've been fucking grand daddy What's the saxophone on this? Ladies who pussy don't stank It just smell like pussy It smell like a little walk walk Not no goddamn It smell like a walk walk It smell like you've been walking in the grocery store all day Much love to all the niggas out here Paying these rents and shit Real daddy's picking up your kids Canceling appointments with your side bitch Being a real daddy out here in these streets Being a real nigga Shout out to my nigga who got the gold grill Apparently he been on his day in this shit Congratulations Uh oh What you have? You lucky motherfucker Come on, boy Congratulations You lucky boy You lucky boy You lucky You lucky you having a boy All my niggas with daughters That in the building Your daughter with ball head too Yes Congratulations Congratulations Look at this shit Y'all see that black man in here Claiming his kids When the fuck the land time you seen that Don't even need no tears Oh shit that me That me Can't wait to claim that motherfucker What if you go get the son of grand Ain't the baby looking at the camera with the gold grill And my daddy out there My feet ain't always When you having a boy Y'all gonna have a baby August 16 Y'all see the feet Y'all about to have a Leo in Y'all about to have a Leo in Y'all about to have a Leo baby He need you to calm down So she can have that baby He like August 15 This nigga got doctor's appointments Remember that and everything Congratulations bro She gonna need your help When you deliver that baby Don't be pulling her ass off that bed So crazy Come on up here It's so hot in here I bet that baby in the warm Like mama shit You make fucked up decisions already Auntie got her nipples pierced Auntie got her nipples pierced Auntie got her nipples pierced They wasn't even doing that shit back then When you was doing it You was a rebel She got them nipples pierced Be telling people crazy shit It helped with my migraines Sitting by all these minority women You got two white women And a Native American What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this? This nigga work for the sisters program I understand Say what? That's your girl who? Social worker They with you too? Social worker So you making people D.C. that's the white lady They found them some parents right there She believes in them You got three white women in here with you That nigga the police That nigga the police That nigga the police Sit down Sit down What? Caught you a nigga That nigga the police Make it Kazu How you doing? Yo Fuck don't you Oh, baby, like a cop Oh, thank you, ma'am That water just Yeah, you get it Thank you Where you get this water from? It's your water Everybody give me this water She with her nigga And brought you some water Fuck We're the nasty Maddie I don't know what she did to this water. I fuck around and drink this water. Now I'm at this bitch house taking a trash out, playing with her son, and shit like that. I don't even know why I can't leave Cincinnati. I don't know what she's doing. Mario, no plans. Why you let her do that? That's your husband? That's that's. And you let her come bring another nigga some water? He gonna beat your ass in the car the way home. That thing ain't bullshitting, boy, Mario. You fucking whore? How could you give that big-headed fucking guy some water in front of me? Let him dehydrate. Who the fuck threw that squatter sink on stage? You drunk, bro? Nah, I'm not drinking it. Matter of fact, get it back, bro. Get it back, bro. They married, bro. Married, bro. That's your water. Don't do that, bro. I'm not drinking no water from no man's wife. Yeah, nah, no fuck no no no man woman, bro. Go go to hell, bro. Because you know how petted niggas are. It's cool now. Eight months from now, that nigga gonna show up at the house drunk. Since you giving niggas water and shit. Bitch, don't never goddamn motherfucking disrespect me. Listen, listen, wait, wait, listen, man, listen. That was eight months ago, Charlie. That was eight months ago. No, man, we coolin' and shit, you know. Laughin' and whatnot. And then she jump her happy ass up. Get a nigga my motherfuckin' water, man. Your water, Charlie, your water. Man, the bitch didn't consider it, bro. Disrespect me in front of the whole east side, And she gave him the water, Charlie. Give a nigga water, cut a nigga. Tell my he thirsty, bitch, you thirsty? Man, that motherfucker got here giving niggas front hugs and shit. I started to pump. How long ago was this, bro? Eight months ago. Eight months ago, your wife was giving niggas water. I don't even say shit, though, cuz I ain't wanna fuck the lil' vibe, but you know what I mean? What's your problem with women that's married, giving other niggas gifts and shit? Man, you don't give a nigga nothing, man, let that nigga die. Let that shit go, Charlie. Man, fuck. What's that you drinkin' on, Charlie? She gave it a nigga in the water. Was it cold or was it hot, Charlie? It was cold, nigga, it was hot in there, bitch. I was thirsty, too. She ain't looking at me. How much did the water cost? It don't matter. It was mine. I bought it. And she 10 dollars? 10 dollars. The water was 10 dollars? That water was 10 dollars. Exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Look at this, man. Look at him. He nigga drinkin' just to stay alive. I'mma be right back, man. Can I get eight more bottles of water, please? This nigga got his shit braided in the bed, like you can already start doin' spoken word in this motherfucker. Black woman, black woman, my queen. That nigga got that beard. The drawers you wear are so clean, yet they aren't mine. I want a piece, yet I can't have it. I am a father, you are a daughter. I am a real man. You better not give a nigga my water. Because I will drink from your fountain of youth and fountain of love. Two braids in my hair, because I am above anything that isn't below love. Big beard. You can see it on my face. Eat the pussy so long that my beard is to my waist. I am love. He fuckin' walkin', nigga. Welcome to the 85 South Show Spoken Word. My name is Chico Fontaine. This is Carlos Debolex. And this is DC. He knows why. Tonight, we want to present to you just a few pieces. Just a few pieces from our collection. Out of all names, I got DC, you know why, motherfucker? Because you know why. I'll tell you why your name is DC, you know why. Because you know why you are so fly. You are so fly, you are that guy. You are the one that they cannot deny. You have on, oh, I almost fell, excuse me. If I would have failed, the crowd would behoove me. You are the man, the things that you always knew. That's why you are the star of I Got the Hookup 2. Carlos Debolex, talk to him. Give him something, Carlos. That was beautiful. Talk to your shit, Los. When I first hit Cincinnati, I was sad. My heart was full of woes until I fell in love with a girl who had blue and orange hair like a bag of Cheetos. Fanny pack over the foot for to keep the pussy hot. Even got a strap in that bitch, two of her niggas shot. Ghetto queen tattoo on her titty of her kid's name. Same thing, waist training is in there. She put it in when she had the car in park. Take that bitch off, stomach fall out, bunch of stretch marks. I'm still with it. And I don't give a fuck if you got to scoop up your titty. Just hold it and let me lick it. You think I'm a turn down, so push it because your stomach big, shit. Grown ass man, understand you got a few kids, but that booty still big, and that's just what it is. Real ass nigga, give a fuck about a bitch feeling. Two texts back, and my dick is all she's going to be feeling. I didn't even want to make this nasty, but we in a room full of grown folks. Shout out to all the black men. Don't give up, we got a lot of hope. To all the niggas who home for their first summer, who been locked up in the correctional facilities that did get corrected. Just be happy you're still alive and ain't infected in your brain. It's protected by the black skin. That's you in. Oh. Every time you turn on the news, the police is getting a nigga to blues. Shoot him up off his shoes, and then blame him the criminal and say that this is news. What's new? Could be you, could be you. Who you turning them shits like who? That's what they up to. That's what the fuck they going to do. Then nasty niggas out here is licking on the ice cream too. I know what's going on. I don't want to go crazy. Do it. You already know what's happening. And you know I'm about to check. Carlos, I like her too. And now I lick you up and down. I don't care how long you been walking, because I don't mind no booty sweat. What? Yeah, I'm a nasty nigga. I'm a young nigga from the trap. And you a swole nigga. And I don't know how you got your ass in that damn baby guy. Talk your shit. Now let me go and go down. Because you know I like to start. Girl, I like your yee-yum. I like your lips for a year. You already know it. You can call me mister. But don't you look like the mama of a sister, sister. Get the fuck out of here. Look at you. You better stop playing with me. Because I don't mind no shame. You look like you some dick and balls together. I can tell by the way your brains. And you right here. Ooh, you so natural. Ooh, she smell like mashed potatoes. Get your ass over there, lady. Chicken gravy. Chicken gravy! Yes, yes, yes. This is the 85 South Shore Act Up summer. Chicken gravy. Acting all the way up. Acting all the way up. Hold up, Carlos. I got another piece. Talk your shit. Talk your shit, because I'm DC. They already know why. 85 South Shore and the nasty nanny, we're about to get it on. But this piece is dedicated to the girl in the front with the pasties on. Come on. Why did you come here to the Taff Theater and let those titties out? As I'm looking at the left and the right one, my dick is like, ooh, I want to shout. But I don't know if you've got a man. But if you do, I don't care. Because if you give me some pussy, I will do your hair. Not myself, but I'll pay the man who doesn't. You said you got it done before you came here, but I don't think it was. It wasn't. But it still looks good. But it doesn't matter, because your titties are out and they make me want to splatter. See, I am talking about the titties because I come off the mind quick. I wonder if you can suck on dick like the White Chicks, because I know when she does it, she has no despair. She says, whack, whack, whack. And gets snot and slob all in her hair. That's why the fat boy isn't proved the whole show. He has titties too, but his continue to grow and grow and grow. See, if he had pasties on, they would have to see. Because his nipples are so big, he would have to use an OCD to cover up his titties. But let me have a suck. Can I have a touch if I come down? Can I put two fingers on the pasty once? Oh, yes. That's why I love the nasty maddie. You got to give yourself. No, not you, auntie. I know you got some titties too, and they are loud. But when you take off that shirt, your titties are going to fall to the ground. Touch one nipple, then touch two. How are you? Can I touch your nipples too? Oh, wow. One, two. We'll come and get you some. His face in auntie's titties, now his beard smells like Ben Gay. It's OK. I'm in tittie heaven. Come down and touch all the friendly titties in the crowd. I said, I am about to come down and touch all these titties. I said, get some titties. They want us to touch these titties. They want us to touch these titties. Yes, they do. They say that. They want me to touch your titties, but I'm not going to do no harm. They want us. Instead of touching your titties, I'm going to touch the back on the bottom of your arm. And let's see heaven. Let's see. You hit a bit today, motherfucker. I'm singing before y'all. You like his voice? Yo, shit, Chico. You don't know what you're doing over there. Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Full court and get a limba shit, I'm better. He say he want to fight, I said nigger, whatever. Pull up right in front of your mama's house in an old school shippin', all I'm talkin' bout. It's a nigga named Lose, and I'm all so cold. Give a fuck, auntie, that pussy don't get old. I put the dick on you if you want to get some. Water don't get none, cause she got a husband and he already manned. Plus they got kids, he's a damn good man. To the white lady and the white dude up front. Don't be stingy with it, roll up that blunt. Cause we know you came in here with them drugs. Don't do it by yourself, shit. I'm a bitch, bitch. Go higher, higher. Give a fucking shit, I don't care. I'm blood, hey, maybe some bulls, even shout out to my folks and all the killer black dudes. In the new cheer, go to the nigga, cause that's what I need. Now watch a nigga get up. It's on you right now, shit, I'm picking it all. That shit, hey, that's enough. Everybody go cut that shit. They want to hear from you. You know what it is, we in the 90s. I'm looking for a freaking girl to call a nigga daddy. Yeah, I touch titties, I'm in the 90s. I'm looking for a girl nigga. DC, you know the drums too? You know drums, fuck it. All the girls on the high girls come up. I feel right here, cause it's bad to get no help out with me. Every two weeks, shit, when y'all get paid, you can see my ass stays. And we bout to rap really. I heard Cincinnati got some real good chillies. Well, I don't eat it, but I do eat cool. So if you give me something, I'm a little drunk. Hold up, hold up. DC, this your solo. See, play that shit. DC going DC, play that shit. I see the hell of a guy. DC, young fly, is a hell of a guy. DC, young fly, is a hell of a guy. I see DC, young fly, is a hell of a guy. Hey, get that shit going. DC, young fly, is a hell of a guy. You see them in the movie, they're the angel. Know just why, because they act good. And they tell them jokes. You know the drums on the movie screen. Got a new clothing. They know that it's bout to go down, man. Got a DC, the man. I've got the answer. Young nigga from the west side of Atlanta. And everybody in the Cincinnati DC on the drums. That's enough for now, because J-O-N, hey, J-O-N. Say, hey, J-O-N, I said, J-O-N. Say, hey, J-O-N, hey, J-O-N, I played up you, how's you? Saxophone, man, won't you show me what you do? Saxophone, man, we ain't forgot about you. Saxophone, man, show me what you do. The five-line chicken might want to use this. Excuse me, what I'm saying? You pull up with us. What's a lifetime experience? You ain't going to get this shit nowhere, but at the 85 South Show. And we in the Cincinnati, and y'all turned the fuck up in this bitch tonight. Y'all turned the fuck up, man, y'all doing it right. Man, y'all turned the fuck up in this bitch tonight. Cincinnati in the house, and we doing it right. The 85 South Show, bruh. It's the firecats, but niggas who only pay the pass do a mount in this bitch. Oh, no, you see, man. Nigga, no, don't play shit. I play football. Make that shit fucking so the white lady, white lady, act like you know it. Look, I'm gonna lose the guitar right quick. That's some twerk music right there. Hey, y'all show some love to the band. And everybody's in the band. We'll fuck y'all niggas up the next episode. I'm going to come out playing a goddamn French horn and some shit. Man, man, man, man. Come out on the goddamn tube on y'all ass. Hey, did you know? I didn't know this till yesterday. No, I still got her phone. Hey, baby, baby. I didn't know this till yesterday. I didn't know that Ron, the Isley brothers is from Cincinnati. Really? Mr. Biggs? La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. That nigga's the great. How did he keep his hands so slick like that? Oh. That's a lot of years in the morning like, man. Before I leave home, they got some hits, man. I'll all come back to you. Talk to the shit. I'll all come back to you. She's my lady. They play it at Fennerless. I would, nigga. They please play that at my funeral. Play that Ron Isley at my funeral. You all know that, you know, in between the sheets, I know when I hear, like, I just can't pick up with it and be like, yeah, yeah, like, nah, that ain't me. Yes. When you say it, I be like. Yeah, I heard it before. I heard it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You never want to see them auntie, TNTs fall. I mean, we belong on the scene. My style show Carlos Melodici and she gonna be talking to me. Gucci, baby. What he say? What he say? Oh, my lord. Stop everything. Wait a minute. The most amazing TNTs in Ohio just stood up right there. Undisputed big TNT champion, another way. Oh, TNT Cincinnati, Ohio wearing a triple F bra. Bitch, I'm gonna broke up back with them TNTs. You know what? TNTs shaking from left to right. Jesus. Those TNTs are gentrified. Ma'am, you are a legend. What style those TNTs is, ma'am? They been stood up like you in church, hey. Extra large. I just want to tell my TNTs, too. You a church singer. Oh, you a church singer? What the fuck do they mean? How do they church singer? She got them TNTs look like the Medea suit, nigga. She lied. She got them Medea suit on. She got her suspenders, too. She do got her suspenders. You don't need them. What's the size of these TNTs? Triple D, triple D TNTs. Triple D. TNT, dude, do it now, do it now. She got fans. They were like, woo, go TNTs. I got to say, when she take their bra off, them TNTs go. Nice TNTs, ma'am. You and your TNTs, right here. Here you go, ma'am. Your TNTs are not big enough. Sorry. Leave that later alone. Yes, they are, ma'am. Yes, the fuck they are. What you saying? You just want to say it on the couch. DC, DC, you ain't see Omar from the wild right there, nigga. What's up, Omar? She knew that, ma'am. Omar from the wild here in the building, nigga. You remember the nigga off lock up? That's Omar from the wild. What you trench coat at, nigga? Got the shotgun on you and this motherfucker, Omar. Damn you, ma'am. You taking my shit to do the prom. Come on, my TNTs, sit on that. Get on your bus drive. Come on, over here. What's up? Am I? What do you mean? Am I? All right. What the fuck you did, nigga? Boy, don't drink that shit. Look at this apple juice. Stupid eye, nigga. You think you can hear a fake drunk? Yeah, but we'll have a great end time. Turn up. That's why they let his eyes in here with him. Stupid eye, nigga. Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead. I don't even want to buy shit. Go ahead, go ahead. What's been going on up here in Ohio, man? Shit. Shit? It's the best thing smoking, ain't it? That was so... Ain't shit been going on? I love this shit. This shit feel like the South. I love this shit. I love it. This nigga said a whole lot of killing. I believe you. I believe you. He from Ohio, ain't it? Uh-uh. Adrian Bronner from Cincinnati. Adrian Bronner from Cincinnati. Hey, champ. The niggas that made do the South, South. Do the South, South. Do the South, South. Look up, Auntie. Look up, Auntie. Do the South, South, Auntie. Do the South, South. Do the South, South. Do the South, South. Shit, it look like you drowning. She been doing that shit at birthday parties for years. That's what they got it for. Only grown-in women wear the little thin-ass belt with the three holes in it. You know that little thin-ass belt? That little student? Yeah, that's the belt from the 80s. That Tina Marie belt. The South, South. Yeah, that Tina Marie belt on. I know the South side of the niggas. Man, listen. This is a request for Cincinnati niggas. Man, stop shooting the shit out of each other, man. For real. For real. We got enough shit to worry about. Real talk. Real talk. Stop killing each other. I know it's difficult because some niggas, you know, act like they ain't got no sense and you be like, man, I didn't kill this niggas. But listen. For real. Hey, hold on. The niggas lay them too hard right there. What the fuck y'all got going on? Nah, but for real. You ever thought about what it would look like if we just was to embrace each other just for a week? If we could just stop knocking each other off for a week. Like give a nigga a hug, bro. I know it'd feel fun to be like, hey, nigga, what the fuck, nigga? Something different. We got to stop being proud of the dumb shit. I remember being a young nigga in DC being proud of the fact we was the murder capital. That's some stupid ass shit to be proud of. Yeah, oh yeah, nigga. We be killing the shit out of each other in my city. I killed nine niggas myself. I added nine to the list myself. That shit retarded, man. Stupid. It's stupid. Like this Cincinnati is a beautiful, y'all got some of the realest niggas. If you were to take some of that energy and we focused that on being soldiers for us, we would be alright, my nigga. Right. Right. Well, that would be the scariest shit ever. Would it? Right. Well, we could just show up at City Hall and just man shit. Bunch of crazy niggas ready to just tell some shit off. Man, fuck that shit. Y'all gonna beat me, motherfucker. Screech's got down. Got to. Teddy Beach all wet. Honey niggas outside with shibbies. They still running. The city got to come out. Well, we'll get right on that road project that we were discussing with Mr. Don Tavius Jackson. Don Tavius Jackson. Save each other. We got to get right into the fuck up out of here, man. Save each other. Get right. All the look white ladies, y'all in here tonight. Y'all got to start a group and start saving young black men. Y'all already saved one, apparently. It's time y'all get it. Yeah, yeah. Save us. Yeah, yeah. Keep these black men off the streets. Save the black men. Man, leave that nigga alone. Don Neil Jones. Ain't nobody talking about you in his dress like an R&B singer. Shawty's got her eyes on me. Nigga, if you don't get your goddamn. Don Neil Jones. Nigga that trying to dress like Don Neil Jones. But when you love someone, you just don't treat them bad. Oh, I feel so sad. My nigga don't ever want to leave. You ain't with the catch me outside girl thinking you the man. You the boy that catch me outside white girl in here. Got bod baby in this motherfucker. You think you the man because you dressed like Don Neil Jones. She just saying the n-word. I seen her. I seen her. I seen her playing nigga music. She said, but she whispered it. She's thinking that young dog. Nine years old. I saw a nigga get shot. Damn. I was like, wow. That nigga got on the Eric Bonafi neck. Boy, if you don't get your goddamn. Nigga the deep Eric. Like you just came from the essence festival. Nigga, if you don't get the fuck out of here. He's talking about nigga. Now let's go ahead. Dress like you already go open up a hookah lounge in downtown Cincinnati. Nigga, this lame hat. Sorry, sir. I was not. I didn't mean to look at that white woman, sir. I know I'm a little bit hot. But this nigga got on some glasses, dude. It's the same size as his fucking ass. Do you see this shit like this? I'm thinking of winning the doctor's office. I just need to see a little bit. Can you give me something? I just want to see a little something. If you have anything that can help me further project my vision. I don't want to see it. I need to see a little bit at a time. A little bit? The glasses is the exact same size as his ass. You know he adds sensitivity to the sun. Exactly. He needs them on glass and they won't be sensitive. Your glasses is directly in your fucking head. Y'all had a good time tonight Cincinnati. I'm going to go to Cincinnati right here. First of all, salute to y'all for sitting through this heat. When y'all watch this shit on YouTube, y'all going to be the real shit. This is the hottest show we've ever had. Y'all sat through this motherfucker the whole time. I ain't going to lie, this shit on a hundred. On a hundred. Up top, we lay y'all Cincinnati. Cincinnati. See y'all fly. Loose leg, loose leg, show them what it be. Loose leg, loose leg, show them what it be. Loose leg, loose leg. Appreciate y'all Cincinnati. Man, I got the first computer. Man, but the show, man, we got a dope project, man. It's called Woke. It comes out September 9th on Hulu. The cast, obviously, you see we got Murph in there. We got Blake Anderson, man. Rose McGyver. C-sheer, then Zemeda. Dude, we got a hell of a cast. We got voiceover actors in there. From Sedge the Entertainer, Eddie Griffin, J.B. Smoove, Sam Richardson, Tony Hale. You name it, Nicole Byron, man. We got a dope cast. The show essentially is just about a dude who, he don't really take sides politically. He kind of just wants to go to work, draw his comics, and go home. He don't want to be bothered by nobody, and he's just kind of running, you know, going through the motions until he gets, he gets hemmed up by the police. And that kind of awakens his senses a little bit to the world around him a little bit, to get activated and start speaking on these things. But using his comic strips as a way to express that. The problem is, he might be going too far, you know, with what he's saying and what he's doing. In the meantime, we got all these inanimate objects talking to him. Like, Sedge the Entertainer plays a trash can who's talking to him about gentrification in the neighborhood and all this stuff like that. Eddie Griffin plays a 40-ounce bottle who's like, drink us, nigga, drink us. Like, you know, it's crazy. So I think the universe is absurd, but it's dope. It's a dope way to get that message out there that this problem that we all face with race is a real thing. Yeah, man. I'm glad to see black people doing creative stuff and different things, man. We get to see it. And, you know, in this show, I mean, it's just a different type of show period from what I saw, like the animation. Like, it's almost that slightly real. And you know how fuck we're workaholics, Blake. So, yeah, we looking to see what y'all bring it together. Come on, man. Yeah. Nah, he funny every day. I know you're being a lot of other stuff, but yeah, you know, that's from somebody that light up and watch it. Man, I see you guys smoking. I see you puffing, man. I got you. Yeah, yeah. Look, man, we were peeping the trailer. The show looks real dope when we're looking forward to, you know, actually getting to see the whole thing, man. Like, give us a sneak peek. What can we expect? Man, dawg. We got, like I said, the cast is sick. You got a lot of dope-ass people on this show. Right. And we utilized the talent in a beautiful way, especially our voiceover talent, you know, from the things that you can't do in real life. We got a trash can that could do it. We got a talking marker played by J.B. Smoove. It was a racist marker. There's certain parts of the show that my character is trying to just be normal and try to draw regular stuff. And he can't because the marker is like, nah, you got to go against the grain. You got to do this. You got to do that. And I'm fighting with my marker like, stop drawing this stuff. And then I end up putting this weird messages out there in the universe. So I don't want to give away too much, but it gets a little dark for this character. And you know, I know you guys can speak more to what your characters go through. And my character is just, he's on this weird journey mentally because he's suffering from a little bit of PTSD because he's never been in this position before in life with police. And this is his first time. He always thought they wouldn't stop me. Like, I'm black, man. I'm not like Team Murph. They ain't going to do it to me. I'm safe. My arm's not out. We're in a cowboy shirt, like Murph said. So I'm worried what they want to do with me. And then you guys obviously can speak more to what your character is doing. What they got you doing on there, man? It's a Cartier scene. What are you doing? No, no, no, no. Everything I was auditioning for in Chicago, I got to put a thug or the gangster, the goon. So I'm here now, man. I'm more lighthearted. My character is Clovis. So I want to keep his best friends and roommates. Yeah, Clovis. Clovis. They didn't have to do it like that, bro. They did be like, I'm Clovis. I'm Clovis. You know what? I'm going to tell you something about Clovis. Clovis is a smooth dude, bro. Clovis is a ladies man. Clovis got to wear silk pajamas. Hey, he a sneakerhead. So it's parts of that that's true to who I am outside of the character. But there are other parts where, you know, you got, you know, Lamorne, who, who, well, Keith, who's going through this journey right now, this awakening, and, you know, you got somebody like me who, bro, I'm that dude. Lois, we all got them homies. You know, when you was getting ready to get on, you might... Who the fuck house are you in? Oh, it's my crib. It's my crib. Bro, you got broke pillows and shit, man. My shit's slick a little bit. Bro, you just got those flowers behind you. Who are those white people on those pictures too much? That's me, man. No, it's not. No, it's not. Is that green screen? Yeah. It's me, man. It's me. My shit's slick. I be watching HGTV. Don't get it. That's the last season of the Golden Girls Living Room. When you're done leading. Hey, but look, man. But no, Clovis is a cool, he's a cool individual. Like I say, man, he's a ladies man. But it's instances in there where, you know, Clovis is more about protecting the bag more so than anything. And Lamorne is the bag. And, you know, what he's going through, what Keith is doing, he's about to achieve that level of success where his homies can come along. But there's wokeness about the curve all that. And I'm about protecting that bag. I don't care about your mental well-being or your mental health. Let's get this money, you know. And that's completely opposite from what Blake's character is. Bro, that's already, I'm looking forward to it because it's funny already just off the name. And you're a funny dude, so I know you already, you did your thing, man. Definitely getting it in. We had so much fun on set. Just like these dudes are just naturally hilarious and just being able to like improv on set and spitball and like bring us to the characters was just, it was awesome. And that's a big shout out to Mo, the director. He just really let us be ourselves and, you know, breed a friendship on set. Blake, what's your character's name? My character's name is Gunther. Gunther? Bro, y'all killing it with the names, man. Hey, man, I didn't write this one like I did work on. Because I'll tell you what, when you start improv'ing, it's hella hard to remember character names. I'm all about using real names, dude. Right, right, right. But yeah, I mean my character kind of is like the spiritual advisor, I guess, whereas like COVID, uh, uh, COVID. You know what's happening out there. You know what's happening out there. Clovis is kind of like a realist and like approaches life. You know what he's saying, like get the money and then I feel like the Morn's character, Keith, comes to me for like a little more of a spiritual outlook. You know, my character stays a little more, I don't know, higher. I'm high a lot. Yeah. Elevated, lifted. Hey, we'll look here, man. Just know y'all got much love and support over here at the 85 South Show. Just know that just the opportunity to get in here with all y'all and just to get the vibe going, you know, before the premiere is just dope for y'all to let us in on this, man, because it's a lot of outlets that y'all could have chose to, you know, be a part of that. And we know something dope has come. It's Karl Wolk definitely needed in the time of what's going on right now. Something that could be serious and like hearty at the same time. So whatever we can do over here on the outside to make this thing a success, whatever y'all, man, September 9th is the premiere. We got to make sure we drop that a whole lot of times. Yeah, September 9th, man, all eight episodes. Let's go, man. Tell everybody. We're going to post the link to the trailer for all the 85%ers, you know, go download that and make sure that they up the date on what's going on, man. We're looking forward to it. When you talked about that pen, it reminded me the Daffy Duck cartoon in reverse. You know where Daffy Duck is. They only did it because he was black, so I can't wait to see it. Yeah, man. Hey, let me drop the social media one time. Big up to 85 South Show, too, man. Straight up, man. I see what y'all doing. I'm not wrapping this up. I'm just trying to make sure we hit all the points and we get the promo in that bitch. T-merf my nigga. And if he gets rich, I'm straight. So make sure y'all hit the social media at Hulu, Instagram, at Walk Hulu, at Hulu, hashtag walk on Hulu, man. So yeah, we got the promo. You gotta get the promo in. I smoke weed and I fuck around and then motherfucking go be in the comments. When is it? September? We didn't even get the shit cleared, but that was Chris. I'm on my shit over here, man. COVID making me take shit serious. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. What y'all shooting? What did y'all shoot today, man? Yeah, we shot in Vancouver. We shot in Vancouver. It's the smartest motherfuckers they ever make a show, man. Y'all knew the fucking to go out of the country and every guy out there. Yeah, man. Because it looked, the setting looks a little bit like San Francisco where the show's supposed to take place. And obviously it's a lot of technical issues. I'm sure just was cheaper to shoot in Vancouver. I'm almost positive of that. But you know, but Vancouver is dope, man. Aside from the weather, when you shoot in January in Vancouver, man, just don't do it. There are days where our characters got to have t-shirts on and start snowing outside. And they're like, all right, we's going to get this shot real quick. I'm like, no, we not. We're not about to get this shot. I don't want to die today. It's not that serious. So Vancouver is dope, man. You'll get a chance to go to Vancouver and get a place. But don't go in the winter. Don't do it. Ain't a lot of black people in Vancouver either. We was it. There is a lot of black people here. They're going to start dancing. There's a lot of black people left when you got here. Sorry. They French up there? That's French-Canadian? No, no, they got like, Irish accent. It's weird. I'm so sorry. They let me in but they look like they're not going to. They watch me the whole time. It's that real black. Should we let them in? We don't want another incident. Let them in. And you can't bring too many. If you bring like... You can't bring a leather. Yeah. It's a stupid number. They sell them in twos. How are you going to have a leather? It's just like Walmart when COVID going on. One got to leave out for one to come in. Yup. Wipe it out. You're at the border. Just wait a second. Wait here, somebody's coming out. You leaving? Let me ask you a weed smoker high ass question. Like, you say in the show your cartoon is... Is there any real art in the show? Real art, yeah. Okay, that's all the hot shit I wanted to know. Yeah. Cool. The guy who I'm playing is a real dude, man, Keith Knight. And he's sick. So he draws these comic strips. I got no tattoos, right? But I want tattoos. And I go, I know what I'm going to get. And then the last minute I go, man, I don't want that shit on my body forever. And then I leave. I'm sorry, I've been doing this for years, right? So finally... Yeah, same... I want a butter... You flip through the whole... They draw it out. They sketch it out on your arm. They do all the things. Can you do this? I ain't really fucking with it. Hey, look at Marvin Gaye looking at you. My boy out in Atlanta is named Mya Bailey. Mya Bailey always... He does his hell. I interviewed him back in the day when I was on BET. And I was like, when I get a tattoo, I'm going to come to you. And for years, every year I hit him up. Hey, man, I'm on my way down. I'm on my way down. And then last minute I go, man, I can't even make it. So now I'm going to get Keith, the artist, to draw... If we get a second season, to draw characters from the show. Do it for this one. Do it for this one. Do it for this one. Then you do it for this one, then the second season is going to make it happen. It's going to come. I'm going to get a tattoo. I'm going to get one on my ribs. They say that... Is that a good place to do it? Look on your face. That's painful. I heard that's painful. On the who? Back in the day. Break it up. Look at those commercials with Damien Lillard. Hulu does live sports and he always gets money poured down. If they pay me to get the tattoo... Hulu, I get Hulu across my forearm. Yeah, I would. How many game, one is you to do? Well, I mean... I get TBS on my forearm. I don't give a fuck. Oh, man. Man, dude, I really appreciate this, y'all. This is dope. We obviously worked hard on this show, man. And you guys, you know, in supporting the show. We want this show to be global. We want people to talk about it. We want people to just, you know, digest the show in the way it's supposed to be digested. It was just laughing. Just have fun. And if you get something out of it, you get something out of it. I did get something out of it. My research department was just asking about the cartoonist Keith Knight. How did you hook up with him? Was he on set? Like, when you were shooting your stuff? Yeah. Because that's weird sometimes, because you think you're doing something right, and if you look over, and he's just staring at you like this, rubbing his chin, sometimes you're like, am I fucking up? What's happening? He's not saying nothing. Well, creatively, that's a great place to be in. Like, if you're wondering if you're fucking up, but ain't nobody said nothing, and then when you check to see if you're fucking up, and they're like, no, you're great! So, it was weird a little bit, but it was cool. He was easy though. He was easy to be around, because he was just happy to have a show, and that his life was being talked about. So he was cool. He was like, y'all killing it. Whatever y'all do, I'm okay with. So he let me take liberties and do whatever it is I wanted to add to the character. So it was cool. Blake, your ass high. You just over there agreeing to shit. I see it. I'm drinking now. Hey, Blake be lit, man. I don't know. Every day on set, Blake was drunk. Every day. Blake be lit. Blake got a best friend in Canada. He don't really want to see no more. What do we work at, Blake? Damn, I don't know. If we go back, I do want free shots again. So I don't want to miss that. What's that? What's happening? My man's getting Blake lit every time, bro. Now I stop shots for the free. Is it the comedy club or the strip club? Which one was it? That's the talk we want to hear. Where was y'all at? They're cool with strip clubs. How are they different? How are the two shows different? The girls got socks on. The strip clubs. It's cold in Canada. Can't be out there butt naked. We got all footies. Can't get butt naked. Now you get the flu. The strip clubs in Canada, they wear socks. Oh, okay. They get butt naked in Canada. It's terrible. Hey, baby, put your clothes on. Get in there. It's holding here, isn't it? That is terrible, man. I don't know. Because I meet myself personally. I was always focused and I was working all the time. But I never actually went to the strip clubs. I was always just trying to stay humble and stay on my grind and stay honestly like, you know what I'm saying? I was always focused on the script. I let Murphy and Blake go and do all that. Boy, if you don't get your line out, it's true. I was just being... I was just behaving myself to be honest with you, to be quite honest with y'all brothers. Let me tell you something. Let me ask the group a question. Let me ask the strip club on many nights. Hey, let me ask the group a question. It's a room full of creative people and shit over here. And they wanted to know what was the Hulu experience? Like, you know what I'm saying? Everybody talk about, you know, Netflix or, you know, HBO. What was it like working with Hulu and how did they treat y'all, you know, production-wise and stuff like that? For me, it was dope. For me, it was dope. You know, on the creative side, it was when we would talk to the execs that would come in and watch us film, they were hands off, you know what I'm saying? They knew the show, they greenlit. Well, they gotta be now. Yeah, well, yeah, now it's like we trust this y'all voice. I'm not going to tell you how to say what you want to say. You know what I'm saying? That's like me coming to y'all's show like, no, that's how y'all need to do it. Like y'all need to say it. No, you sit over there. So Hulu was very much so hands-off and input places where it needed to be on the creative side, you know what I mean? Helping amplify certain parts, throwing some money in here because we needed this or needed that. I think that's very important for a show to get that type of support. You know, and obviously they're pushing it right now. They're pushing it hard. And that was the plan before any of this stuff went down. You know, before all the unfortunate stuff happened in our country, that was always the plan. Was to go ahead and do a hard push. We were going to actually debut a lot later and bigger. But, you know, now was the time we all agreed that we should probably put the show out now. And they're extra supportive about it. Pushing it, you know, setting us up with people with cats like y'all. A lot of dope interviews, a lot of press, you know, a lot of coverage. We, you know, they're really excited about the show. A lot of times you'll work with, you know, I've worked with other networks before where they, you know, they say, oh yeah, we really like the project. Like the project, you don't see one billboard. You don't see no commercials. You get one interview maybe. And they're like, yeah, we really like the thing. And you're like, it don't seem like it. Nobody heard of it. You know what I'm saying? There's more time so, you know, people can know who we looking for and things of that nature. I don't want nobody to get left out, you know, we're doing it. This little official right here. The cast is dope. Y'all want to help run through the cast? I'll let you start. Shout out some of the supporting cast, too, man, because they'll be getting a whole lot of love in the bigger productions. If you remember that name. So let me run. You said the extras? Oh, my God. Murph, you know some of them. Go ahead and... What the hell? Wanna kill him? Won't get me. Yeah. No, man. Let's see. So obviously we got Blake Anderson. We got T Murph. We got myself. We got Sashira Zemeda from SNL. Rose McGiver from iZombie. We got Alvina August. She's dope. Let's see. We got Curt Long. Man, we got Cedric the Entertainer, Eddie Griffin, Cole Byer, Tony Hale, Sam Richardson. Let's see, Wes Studi, Jack McBrayer, J.B. Smoove. Damn. Why am I forgetting her name? Man, the cast is sick. The cast is sick. You did very well. You should be a politician, man. Yo. You brought her roses in iZombie. Let me tell you something else. Rose was also a power ranger, bro. That blew my mind, fam. She was a power ranger. She gave me all the stuff she did. I ain't kidding. Fuck all that. You were a power ranger, fam. See, Murph, what color? What color was she? I wanna say she was a yellow ranger. Shut the fuck up. She was a yellow ranger. Yeah, bro, a yellow ranger. Do you still got the morpher? I'm growing a cell. You still got one of these? You mean to tell me you were from bullshitting with me to hanging out with the yellow ranger? Yeah, bro. And she's dope. She's the best actor on our show. But she better than us. She cold. She cold. Maybe because she wasn't all in the strip club getting free drinks. No, I'm just playing. You can't go nowhere with Blake, bro. Any time you like out, bro, he gotta wrap his head. Because if the bros, bro, see his head, it's over with. It's not eating down. It's Jagermeister all day. Or in Canada, it's Jagger. Bunch of Jaggermeister. Oh, man, they all work everything. And Shannon Chan-Can. Shannon Chan-Can, I forgot. She's Cindy, my publisher. She played my publisher on the show. And she's dope. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did it. I did it, you guys. I did it. Who sent you that message? Don't forget about Shannon Cooke. I don't want to say that the wrong way because it can come off racist. With one slip of one vowel. Let's just throw on it. Shaq is in it. We got Chapelle's in it. He makes it up. Everybody's in the show. Just started lying about who's gonna run. Eddie Murphy made a cameo. My dad finally showed up. He in the show. Finally back. He's back from the dead. I didn't know I did. He could come back. It was complicated working with the green screen and doing the comedy at the same time. Man, let me tell you something. We got lucky because what they did was they didn't put the animated... I think a couple times we had the green screen, but I think most of the time we had like the objects were really there and they had like puppeteers like my marker for example moving around and doing wild stuff they had a little wire hanging out with the remote control control. I won't let you do it. Don't give away none of the magic. Fuck these people. Bro, it's not about that. It's not about that. Green screen. Let them think it's real. Fuck these people. That's dope. Don't give away none of the magic. I was an actor. I did what I had to do. So you had a magic pen for that moment. So do you still talk with the pen? This whole pen shit. Where is the pen now? The pen working on another movie. The pen still... I'm doing the story of Bob Ross. I played myself. That's my pen right there. Man, that's magic. Look at that. It's bending. It's a bendable pen, man. Hold up. Tell me a little bit more about this Gunther character, man. Yeah, man. I mean, he just kind of... goes along for the ride a little bit. Like, it's... I will say, if you want a spoiler, you will see me in braids. That's kind of cool. Who the fuck braided yourself, man? Why Iverson, baby? Who braided himself? Who braided himself? Not too much of a damn, but he was roasting me on set like every day. Baking his ass. You can't show up with the braids and think I ain't finna get down on you. He had to keep them in, like, show back up with them, teamer. He had to wet his shit overnight. This wasn't a one-day project. You know, he had to wet his shit for, like, a week straight. Bro, who bought him a duray? You know, he was with the three-up white boys. Bro, these bitches are tight, man. No. How do they do this? They would take them down and redo them every day. So for a week straight, he would go home, have beer, come back, twist it up. Every morning he had to get twisted up. Oh, he was getting roasted. So he the Beyoncé of the group. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. Me and Murph shared it, Barbara. He had his own crew doing his braids, picking out his afro. I was like, damn Beyoncé. They was getting blaked together. Ready to fall asleep in the chair. I got it. Hey, man, what does soundtrack sound like? Oh, man. Dude, I ain't gonna lie. It's dope, because it's eclectic. It's all over the place. So no matter what type of music you like, we got it in there. Hey, we even got one of my songs in there. Oh, shit. The Little Morning After Pill. The Little Morning After Pill. It's out right now. The Little Morning After Pill. What? Yep. New hot shit, new hot shit. He gonna be on Versus next week against Fetty Wap. You bullshitting at you for real? Nah. You got a song on there for real? I got a whole album out. I got a whole comedy album out. It's jokes, it's music, but I got comment on the album. You know what I mean? Like cats like that just... This nigga just gonna drop that shit like he just said. Like his homeboy, me, comment. He can't buy it. Nah, I did a little something. I mean, I had to hold the album up because I ain't had my whole verse yet. You familiar with Rock Kim? Yeah. Yeah, man, I got the album. It's on Spotify, iTunes, it's everywhere. Hey, man. But dig this. I hope this is not the last time that we get to kick it off maybe a couple episodes into the season or some shit, man. We can get y'all back in here and, you know, catch up and see what, you know, see how y'all feeling about the reception and all that. Whenever y'all want us back, man, we, you know, anytime, anytime. Hey, let me ask the, just the last shit I'm gonna ask, what is it like doing this promo, you know, during the pandemic and with the virus and shit? How y'all handling that part? What's the time for these a day, so what's that like? Dude, try 50. But this with you, y'all the only podcast that we're doing. Y'all the only long, our interviews are usually five minutes. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. What you trying to say? We taking too long. No, no, we wanted to take the most time with y'all just to, you know what I mean? Hey, man, I'm mad that you let T. Murphy stunt on you like this with this apartment. His shit compared to your shit. Oh, yeah, yeah. He in the basement somewhere. You see that? Look at that. T. Murphy. I'm gonna tell, man. Look, serious throw pillows. No, that's your career. Right here, right here, right here. That's me in the basement. I thought she was on a church pew. On a church pew. Oh, right, now you're gonna flip. Look at that. He's gonna show you the song. He in the sauna right now. Oh, yeah, man. T. Murphy tried to come to my house, but he couldn't reach none of the light switches, so I just said to him, hey, how y'all feel about that shirt you got on? Look. T. Murphy. When the rest of your shirt coming in the mail, Murm? Hey, man, I'm livin' out here, baby. Then he got sleeves sold separately. What? T. Murphy has the body of the stepfather. Oh, man. I'm dressed like a cool stepdaddy, man. Let me live. Oh. Look, I can't get you because you ain't my kid. I can already tell this show is gonna be dope because y'all already seem to have great chemistry with each other, man. And you know, he's like, we have a just a dope-ass concept. I gotta ask Blake this controversial shit. What was it like being the white dude in the middle of all this shit? I don't know. It was like being the white dude in the middle of all this work shit. Shit. I've been jumped so many times. No, it was... No, man. You know, it's important. This is shit that is meant to have... Like, it had to come up. Like, we filmed this shit long before shit was hit in the fan, so this is subjects that needed to be talked about a while ago. You know, this has been happening, so any way that I can be of assistance to add to the voice, I'm there for it for sure. Man, that's dope. Yeah, here we go. Yeah, Blake was an ally long before being an ally was cool. You know what I'm saying? Everybody else, we're an ally now. Blake been down with the car. Blake deep in the streets. Yeah, he won the original homies. You feel me? I'll take it. But they did beat my ass. Yeah, but they did beat my ass. Hey, I just peeped y'all's screen name on the side. Y'all wild as hell, man. Hung family? Y'all wild as hell. He from a small village in Cambodia. It's a small village. They make cocoa butter. So wild. You ain't even peeped that shit, did you? I didn't even look at it. Don't laugh, bro. That's his first name, man. This is real nice. Yo, this is nice. Don't call me y'all. Leave him alone, bro. Y'all admit it. He really from an agent. He don't smile in no pictures. Shit, I needed that. Telling you, man, this is authentic. We don't own a Mac book. I don't even have the means to do this shit without him. Are you going to laugh? It's hard on him. Look, we all not on the fucking Hulu show that's premiered September 9th. We all, we got... Y'all call us. Y'all call us. I did the best I could. And you're going to stunt with two motherfucking AirPods on. You don't need both of them. Take one of them out. Fuck this shit. I don't even have a Mac book, and he got on two AirPods. That's how you know he comfortable. He ain't even trying to listen for no surrounding sounds, no danger. T. Murph over this white lady house. I know that's a white lady house, man. Ain't no way he bought them purple flowers. What the fuck Blake is, he got gummy worms and swimming pool. Gummy worms and gushes on the pictures. He got high and drew all that with a sharpie. That shit all over the place. I can't hear, I can't hear. Show us the cheetah print pillow. He can't pick it up. That's green screen. Pick that pillow up, T. Murph, so I know you're in a real house. Move one of them pillows, T. Murph. You said what? He act like he don't hear me now. Move one of those pillows. Oh, you trying to see me? Oh! Okay, okay. Bro, you better quit talking to me now. You better wake your auntie up. Korea Decent. You know what I'm talking about? Hey, I know that 85% is going to be baking my pillows, bro. That's how you know you getting money. T. Murph, I don't give a fuck where you go in America. Ain't nobody believe that's your house. No way. Look, Blake don't need to believe this shit. How much fucking money did he make? This is my career dog. This is my first show. This is my career dog. You thought she was going to show up in a nice environment and be safe. Man, fuck that. It's still on, T. Murph. Hey, hey, hey. I was hitting the college too hard before woke, man. Remember that, man? Hey, I'm about 200 schools in, baby. What's up out here? We got to draw one more promo. September 9th, woke, premieres on Hulu Make sure you hit the social media. No, watch it. Yeah, that was special right then, man. Straight from the prom house session. Brings it up. Burn, burn, burn. Another one? No. If you say it, I take it. There's another one. Another one of those ones. All right, after the show, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 85 South Show, damn, the realest, the coldest, most extravagant, most flamboyant show there is. Trust me when I tell you this. Nigga had glasses on his exact same size as his eyes. He sees it. He may not. Wow, a cooker with smoke. Just some food, man. I like to make decisions. I like to whip in the kitchen. I like to fucking eat the edgy. I'm not smoking girls. I'm not smoking girls. I'm not smoking girls. I'm not smoking girls. I'm not smoking girls. I'm not smoking girls. I'm not smoking girls. Get up in there. They've got different names. They don't. They're different. I've got a few people on the少atoon. You got body. OK,agnele ba.. That's the wife she came in when baby. You're a Skype skier huh. Fuckin' lady, thank you. I was sayin' that he's gone. Teach your 這個 cottes. This son of students. All right, good job, guys. Can't talk about the job? Why the fuck you baiting this shit? But I don't create shit, that was the worst what he ever made. Y'all slide just a little bit over. This way? No, no, no, I'm just talking about people. People in the... One, two, three? This is going to take it better. Yeah, y'all might want to just... Yeah. Uh-oh. There's no lemon squares in there? Ah, y'all stop it. What's up, man? What's up, gang? Just looking at you. What you gonna do with all this shit I wanted you to do? Y'all aren't great people. No. We're coming. We're coming. We're coming. We're not coming. We're not coming. How you doing? Snap, snap, snap. They want the girls who don't listen to them. One, two. She ain't got a person. See, you don't give a fuck about love. So... Yeah, you do it. What the fuck you say? Fuck your ass. What's up? One. I'm glad you didn't laugh. I'm a fucking fan of you. I'm a fucking fan of you. Say it, say it, say it. You think my ass ain't open? Can she say it? They open. They open. They open. Yeah, they open. Tell them my ass. Okay. Yours ain't open either. OT. What's up, man? Good. You play pitch. I can't shoot. Give me something. Give me something. Give me something. Give me something. Give me something. Give me something. Give me something. Gimme shit. My dog gave the girls shit like Rosé. You all coming out? We have a good evening. My nigga Nell. What's up, boy? He's so... He's dead, no way. It's over with. I told you... Aah! It's他. You said, the look? No, look. Oh, look at it. Oh, yeah. You can't see that man wanting to see a girl. You said somebody taking me, girl. I didn't take any rocks out. I'm taking cover, bro. Oh, OK. Good shot. Stand over there. You good? Yes, I'm talking to this lady. Everything good? Oh, you want to do it? No, I'm good. They look good, though. They look like, I had left in like two. You want to get it? Everything was like, nothing this place could do. What? How you feel? How you feel, though? Good? You hungry? I'm starving. I couldn't eat none of that food, man. Yo, you did your thing when the battery went down, though. Like, really? Girl. That's why it's tomorrow, man. The first thing I'm going to get in the morning. He's going to take the picture of you already. Come on. Can you play? Can you be still? Can you be still so he can take it? Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. How you feel? How I feel? I said I'm as sick. I like that message. Thank you. Thank you. He's saying no for the bag, man. I appreciate that, man. I appreciate it. Thank you. Good prizes. Hello, lady. What's up with you? What's up with you? What's up with you? What's your name? Shanti. Shanti and Craig. Yeah, buddy. One, two, three. She was able to do it. She was able to do it. Yeah, buddy. I'm not from here. That's what we were saying we got to get through. We took a couple. She said she's just fine. She said she's just fine. She said she's fine. She's fine. She's got a lower bill. She's fine over there. Let's sit here. Can I have your shoulder? Do you want to enjoy it though? No. All right. All right, let's do it. All right. Here. Thank you. Let's go. Good. Her phone at 01%. I want to be by this camera. You better hit that head at the end. Grab on this one. Y'all are fine, man. Thank you, buddy. Grab on this one then. We ain't from here. Well, maybe I brought one out from one of these. I ain't get a good one. I'm doing something wrong. I'm doing something wrong. Uh-uh, get her up out of here, what you doing? She got her own picture. I got her phone. Uh-uh, get her phone. My man right here, come on. We from Cleveland, baby. Thank you. Say it again, baby. You know what I'm saying? I bet you better get a picture off your phone. I said, come on. You didn't get mine already. Thank you so much. Get my picture, right? I want you all to meet her. That's what I'm saying. I grew up around her. There and there, man, I grew up around alcohol. Probably about 90%. Like, alcoholics, alcoholics. Like, functioning, alcoholics. Wake up, go to work, get off work, alcoholics. Straight after work, I'm talking about. Don't go home, chain clothes. Straight to the month before you get a spot. Drunk before they get home. Some wild-hairs, bro. Man, I know how to make some fruit fly traps and shit. Uh-uh, thanks so much. That's what I fuck with white people. They keep doing artsy-crash guys. And other flies are in here. Get some wine from dish soap. Come get it in the video. What's your name? I'm Jess. What's up? What's up? This is my home girl, Jess. She's a lady who's making us fruit fly traps and shit. I'm white. I'm actually red. You're white. You're white. They always want to be something else. It's white. It's Caucasian. I'm Caucasian. It's white. I'm Caucasian. I'm Caucasian. Uh-oh. Man. It's boneless, skinless chicken. It's white. It's white. It's white. I'm Caucasian. I'm Caucasian. Uh-oh. It's boneless, skinless chicken. It's white. It's white. There's some ghetto. I know y'all looking at me disgusted. I'm about to get some muscles and some more tattoo.