 Sir, no matter what you do, sir, do not pick up the hatchet. Sir? Please do not pick up the hatchet, sir. Do not pick up that hatchet. Sir? I'm gonna be half of the blood god. Put your hands on some of our, uh, you know what I'm saying? Yeah? Yeah. Are you calling out that? Are you calling us squirrel? What the hell are you doing? Spaceboy, you might be the only one that doesn't know, but that deal's off. Wait, what the hell? Hold on. Space, Officer Spaceboy, you brought us all the way over here for a deal that was off? What the hell was that noise? What the hell is going on back there? What the fuck? What happened so far? Fucking reason! Who's walking over there? Who's crotch walking over there? Is that Chris? Chris! Chris! Why are you crotch walking away from here? What are you doing? Hey, Chris! Alright, get down on the ground. You got some explaining to do. You got some explaining to do, son. Hey, Chris, we just wanna... Wait, what the? Yeah, we just wanna... What's going on, guys? My desktop just changed. Shit, we can't... What the hell are you doing? Don't fire that in doors. Ready? Watch this. Ready? Boom. Boom. Ready? Watch this. Ready? Boom. We're just gonna turn around. Boom. Like that. Ready? One, two, three. Boom. Okay. Oh, Jesus! Wait. Wait. Where'd it go? Oh. Oh, shit. Hold on. Hold on. Ready? I got it this time. Ready? Watch this. Ready? One, two. Oh, shit! Oh, my lord! Oh, my lord! Oh, my god! Jesus. Mary and Joseph. I popped that thing off. Hey, wait. What the hell? Why is the arrow here? Oh, I think it ricocheted. It ricocheted back here. Okay, good. Oh! Smash. Smush. Kill me. Kill me. I know. This thing looks possessed by demons. I don't know what the hell's going on here. Here, hold on. Let me try this again. Oh, what the hell? It just went right through it. All right. Let's go ahead and head on out. Here's our primary issue, I would say. We're a little bit undergunned. Okay? We gotta be able to instill fear in the hearts of the inhabitants of this island. Yeah, we're definitely undergunned. Yeah. So, what are you doing out so late? Last night. Oh, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow. Oh. Meow. Son, you've been doing crack, okay? Meow. Son, walk in a straight line for me. Can you walk in a straight line? Yeah, walk. There you go. Here, towards me. Just towards me. Nope. Okay. So, okay. Meow. Sir, here, I'm going to have to ask you to... Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to breathe into this thing right here. I'm going to have to ask you to breathe in. Yeah. I'm going to have to ask you to breathe in. Yeah. Here, just blow on it. Breathe into that right there. Yep. Just blow. Okay, that's fantastic. Let me see the reading on here and... Well, I mean, he's clear. I don't know what the hell's wrong with this guy. Just can't walk straight, I guess. Meow. Maybe catnip? Yeah, probably. Maybe catnip, sir. Yeah. Son, you've been eating catnip. Meow. Meow, meow, meow. Yeah, I guess that's fine. All right. We're just making sure people are safe out here. Y'all have a nice day now. I like that prescription. Meow, meow. Thank you, son. Officer Space Boy, I'm going to ask you a question real quick. Yeah. Do you normally... I'm glad. Do you normally fold over like a lawn chair when it comes to any sort of conflict? Because I see a recurrent theme here where these guys are doing criminal activity and you seem to be... Is this normal? You're more with a little criminal activity. It seems to me like you kind of... Now, more or less, I don't want to drop. Well... We're going to stop it. Hi, tolerance. I told him if he does bomb it, he will absolutely be the first person of interest and we will investigate him immediately. Yeah, you know, bomb threat and get a warning. Yeah, you know what? Actually, you know what? That sounds fine. Point. So, are you saying all the cats are criminals? Well, no, they're innocent. But they definitely do have a tendency to getting... They get violent. One of them shot me. I let him off for the warning. What? You're going to shoot the back, bro. You're going to look like bitches out here. You're telling me you got shot? Yeah, I... You know what? I don't even know anymore. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Somebody's running around up there with a gun. Let them go. These guys, look. He's one for questioning. Let him know. Here's my gate. Put that gun away. Hey, put the gun away. Hey, son, put the gun down. Put the gun down. Put the gun away. Put the gun down, son. Put the gun away. Son, what the hell is this? Put the gun down. Son, put the gun down. Son, that's a gun. As far as that's a nail gun. Are you refusing to speak to the police? This is a tool. Son, son. This is a pickaxe. Son, put the gun away. Okay. Oh, thank you. All right, thank you, son. Now, what are you doing up here, son? I'm looking for rocks. Oh. I'm opening up a store. Oh, a local family business, huh? There's no rocks? Okay. Oh, okay. And rocks and all kinds of things. Wow. What kind of rocks you're trying to sell? You want to sell crack rocks, son? Yeah. You trying to sell illegal drugs here on this year Island? No. Son, you trying to sell illegal drugs on this year Island? No. Oh, no, no, no. Just regular, regular. Just regular rocks. Just get old stone. Good old mom and pop stone is what you're trying to sell. Isn't that right? Yes, sir. Oh, well, that's fine, then. We can leave them. It looks like he's dressed for making meth. So I don't know. Yeah, I mean, I thought that was just a coincidence, maybe. But you're dressed the same way. No, no, no, no, no. Sir, how about this? Take off your suit, sir. Let's see what's going on under there. Excuse me? Sir, I'm going to take off your suit. Sir, I'm going to ask kindly. Take off. What's your hiding under there? This is harassment. Sir, sir. I'm just here to go. Sir, let's come on. I'm just trying to make an honest business. This ain't easy for me either. Now take off the suit. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to undress. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to undress. Out here in the land? Sir, out here. Out here. There ain't no one else around. That's why we stopped you because we thought it was suspicious. Oh. Go ahead and pop them off right there, all right? Okay. Hold on. Hold on, fella. Now I'll tell you like my daddy told me. I'll tell you just like my daddy told me, it's going to hurt me more than it hurts you, okay? Okay. All right. There you go. Get that suction cup right on his back. Perfect, perfect. All right. Nope, he's clean. He's all good. Perfect. This is his clean. He's all good. All right, son. Yeah, you're going to head out on your way now. All right. Hey, what the? Hey, Pecker. Okay. I'm going to ask you, Nathalie. I'm going to ask you, Nathalie. I'm going to ask you, Nathalie. Okay, you're coming with me. You're coming with me. What the heck, Pecker? What are you doing here? I'm coming back. All right, take the horse and run. Take the horse and run, Ray. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. You're the born one. Runway, come back with the team. Hold on. No, I'm taking. Hold on. Hold on, son. Jesus. Hold on, son. Jesus. You just, hold on, son. You just assisted. You just assisted in the escape of a criminal. That's what you just did, son. What are you going to put another bouncy on me? I already got a 400-grab bouncy. What the hell, what a good shot. Ray! What are you doing, Ray? Ray! Jesus, Ray, you're insane. Oh my God. Oh my God. We're supposed to, we're supposed to die. Hold on. Hold on. Where is she? Where is she? Where's my horse? Where is she? Who the hell cares about your horse? Where is Raymond? Everybody. Ray. Where is Raymond? Raymond is now known criminal. I'll turn my skull in and claim the bouncy. I got to clear my bouncy and then we're going on oil. Hey, hey, hey. Is this for the cops to get hit? Oh my God. Officer, are you still here? This is conspiring. What the hell? Now, hold on. Before you eat that, she already ate it. I ate it. Listen, Raymond. Raymond, tell me, how'd you eat that corn? We should wait for our lawyer. How'd you eat that corn, Raymond? I ate it with my face. Ma'am, tell me, have you eaten corn the long way? The long way. Yes, ma'am. Yes, Raymond. Horizontal or vertical? The long way. What the hell? Horizontal or vertical? Is it latitude? Longitude? I know what the hell you're talking about. Are you supposed to eat it horizontal? Listen, I'm not talking about shapes. What the hell are you talking about? Corn the long way. Absolutely. That's what you eat it. You got to use your teeth like a cheese grater. Listen, my family, I come from a long line of corn farmers. Down in Dallas, Texas. And if anybody knows corn, it's me, Officer Cleetus Cornwood. Now, when you eat corn... Oh, it's in your last name. Yeah. Now, you best eat it the long way. Now, I'm going to hand you another corn. Let's see that. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Now, how's that corn taste? That's some good damn corn, ain't it? That's some good corn. That's the best damn corn this side of the Mississippi. Ladies and gentlemen, please get in positions. Where's Officer Space Boys? Okay, very good. All right. Listen up now. Listen up now. Listen up now. We're about to get... Oh, my holy... Sorry, sorry, sorry. Jesus, Mary and Jerry, what the hell are you doing? There's a parking lot. First time driver. Jesus Christ on the cross. First time? I'm going to have to... First time driver. Son, can I see your license? Son, can I see your license, son? Son, let me see your license registration. I left it at home. I left it at home. I left it at home. You're so damn lucky. I got about 150 million things going on right now. Just get the hell out of here. All right. Get off the horses. All right now. Settle down. Settle down. Settle down now. We are now... Stunt and cord is in session. We're here with Officer... Judge Pecker. That's right. Judge Pecker. Hank Pecker is going to be... The Honorable Pecker. It's honorable. Honorable Pecker. It's wrecked Pecker. He's here. He's back there. Corpse cat. Yeah, get the hell into the right place. Officer Cornwood, put this cord in session, please. The cord is in session. Please listen to Judge Pecker. Judge Pecker, please. You have the floor. All right, ladies and gentlemen. We are here today to hear the court case of... What is... What are their names? Valkyrie. Raymond. Valkyrie. Right? Wait, Valk... No, it's Raymond. His name... Her name is Raymond. Okay. We're here to hear the case... Oh my god, you're here. You're here, you're here. People... The... The... AKA Raymond. Is that right? Did I say that right? It's all good. Go ahead. Hello. State your case. Defendant for Valkyrie. You may approach the stand and state your case for the jury. And the judge to hear. Your honor, my name is Clevens Ballsworth. Clevens Ballsworth, please continue. What is the objection? What is the objection, please? Okay, well, I'll go ahead and start. We have Valkyrie... Excuse me, we have Raymond. We have Raymond here who has committed acts of treason, illegal gambling on the island, assault on a police officer, planned assault of a police officer, and also defamation of the court and the law. Your honor, we have an accusation that Ray, my client, was illegally gambling. Could the officer state at which point they discovered this information? Well, she admitted it to us. Gambling is not one of the active charges. The current charges on the table are attempted murder of a peace officer and attempts to defraud the police department. Yep. We can take it down one at a time. Okay, well, the first count of the attempted murder of the police department was after my client was detained. Can you explain why my client was detained in the first place and brought to the police station against her will? Uh, because she... Your honor, we were... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, explain. Come over here and defend the police. I'm sorry, I was... Sorry. Take it away, Cornwall. Oh, well, I was going to say, listen, we were... I'm fucking... We were doing a traffic stop. Here is how we are doing it. Okay? First, we are going to... Now that we heard from the defendant, or at least I know what the charges are, I would like to hear the prosecutor's take, approach the stand, and make your case prosecutor. Explain all the charges once again, and then when you want to bring... Go ahead. Sheriff Cornwall, if you are a sheriff with the L8 PDL-15 division pending a meeting, is that correct? That is absolutely correct. Now... Hmm... Earlier today, we were at... No, this is a force. This is a waste of our time at the court's time. Please. Uh, son, please. We're going to have to ask you to calm down. We were investigating reports. We were investigating reports. Earlier today, we were investigating reports. Earlier today, we were investigating reports. We tracked him down to... He was near Wanted Felensperdicey. He was near Valkyrie. Who told us... That she was... Who told us... That she was attempting to claim the bounty on him and turn it into the police and then split it with him. Is this correct or is this... Yes, that is absolutely correct. What is this kangaroo course? That is absolutely true, Officer Space Boy. Sacrifice him. Absolutely. Sacrifice him to the gods. What the heck? If this barnwood or whatever your fucking name is, you may question Sheriff Cornwood now. Go ahead. All right. Thank you, Officer Space Boy. You're going to fuck this up. You're going to blow this. Fuck you. I think this guy's going to do really good, you guys. Sheriff Cornwood, can you please tell us about the bounty that was placed on Saakuno's head? Well, the bounty was placed on Saakuno's head. Oh, hold on. That's me. That's me. I thought you called me. No, yes. I thought you called me. There was a bounty that was placed on Saakuno's head. Not yet. Not yet. There was a bounty placed on Saakuno's head. Ray, take this back. And see, they're still conspiring right now. They're conspiring right now. Right before the very end, Judge, do you see this? What are you doing? They're conspiring. Raymond and Saakuno are conspiring. Sacrifice him. Oh, my God, someone threw a rock. What happened is we were investigating reports of a bounty on Saakuno. Absolutely. We were investigating reports of a bounty on Saakuno's head. And then our friend, a new friend, Raymond, here, as it turns out, we're trying to... Seems that they were trying to conspire to turn in the bounty on Saakuno. What the hell are y'all doing? Sheriff, is it true or false? What the hell? We're going to attack. Is it true or false? What's his shit? That police station... Please, no one hit the sheriff. Is it true or false that the police station is the only people capable of placing a bounty in the first place? What? No. It was an illegal bounty. It was not a state mandated bounty. It was an illegal bounty placed by the sheriff's department. That's the only place where you can place a bounty, yes or no. No, but it was not issued by the state. It was issued to the state as a middleman. If it's not issued by the state, it was done at the state's headquarters. Then how is that something you guys weren't capable of seeing? Oh, no, that's for Ludwig. Who's Ludwig? Look, this is a waste of the court's time. This is a waste of everybody in this audience's time. And most of all, it's a waste of our police's time who should be sheriffing our entire time. You know what else is a waste of the police's time was when she shot and killed us. She attacked us. We were assaulted. I did not kill you. Would the prosecutor or the defense want to bring up Saakuno or any further witnesses? Take him. What the hell? Sacrifice the case. I think we can bring this up to the jury so they can figure it out on their own. I don't know what the hell these guys are doing. I don't think these guys have band clue about what's going on. We have not guilty, and then all at the same time we can unleash hell. And we all get the fuck out of here and go back to what we were doing. Get your face out of my face. Order in the courthouse. What has the jury come up with in the case of the people's versus Valkyrie for three counts of illegal gambling, one count of attacking police officer. That never happens. Your honor. The jury has decided on a plea of not guilty. Blank taps. Was somebody playing taps? Was somebody playing taps? No, no, I saved the day's face. They left my gun on the ground. They were worried about killing my body and I started this. They called for a riot and set to stone everybody. Okay. Coral, you sleep along the job again, son. Okay. Okay. Chat, that was actually very successful. Time to begin some research on the shell machine gun. Successful endeavors, boys. You talk to Warren to search my sister's house. I have read them to you here today. Sir, sir, sir. Sir, we're going to have to ask you to stop running, sir. Sir, state, sir, do not attempt to flee. You are wanted in rhythm. I'll be happy. I'll be happy. Sir, you are wanted in regards to the crime of instigating a riot at the corner. Sir, we're going to have to ask you to stop running. Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir. Sir, you are wanted in relation to the record house. We need you to come with us. Okay. What do you have to say about that? Sir, sir, we're going to have to ask you to stop being aggressive towards us, sir. Sir, you are wanted in relation to the... My brain is broken. Please stop. Sir, you're going to have to stop resisting, sir. Sir, sir, sir. Please step back. Please, please, you're going to have to step back, sir. Sir, you're going to have to step back in this situation. Sir, sir. Please, sir, sir, you are wanted in regards to the investigation about the riot at the courthouse. Sir, sir. Sir, sir, sir. Sir, sir. Sir, we're going to need you to come with us. Yes, it's been so good. Sir, here's your friend. Don't let them do this to you. Guys, you're my property. Get off my property. We are in his property. Yeah, we are in your property, but... There's no bounty. We're the police and this man is wanted. That's true actually. up that rock sir don't pick up that sir sir sir don't pick up the weapons sir please don't pick up the weapons sir sir don't you pick up those weapons your manner don't you do it I Adventures I can't you gotta go I'm looking cold no sir we're not trying to kill you sir sir we're not trying to kill you just please don't do anything aggressive sir do not pick up that hatchet sir no matter what you do sir you're not pick up the hatchet sir please do not pick up the hatchet sir sir do not touch that hatchet sir sir you need to calm down sir off your property put that sword down sir do not pick up that hatchet sir please listen to me we don't we don't we don't listen to bribe you got a big gun wait right here all right sir I'm gonna have to ask you to stop coughing on your own blood sir I'm gonna have to ask you kindly to stop choking on your own blood it is against the law to choke on your own blood sir the police are asking you to stop bleeding they're still bleeding I told you to stop bleeding son son stop bleeding I asked you nicely now you're gonna have to learn the hard way because I was raised on the farm with animals so you're gonna need to come with us right over here actually right over here this building right over here do you have any food bro wait did he just he just walked into a cat doesn't