 So, you wanted to know how I shower as an amputee. Allow me to tell you, step one, you take that leg on off and make sure that it's someone that's easily accessible within a reaching distance from the shower. Step two, find yourself a nice old lady's shower chair. And against old ladies, they're pretty cool. Step three, now here's the complicated part, actually take the shower. Step four, safely exit the shower by holding on to things so you don't slip and fall. Find your leg, reattach it to your body, that's a fun sentence to say, and that is how you shower as an amputee.